#MAKING MATCHUPS WAS SOOOO HARD I LOVE ALL OF THEM

[felikatze]

FELI'S BLORBO BRAWL

i love tournament brackets. i love submitting my favorite guys. but you know what? I don't like it when my guys lose. So I propose a tournament where ALL guys are MY guys.

RULES:

rules are added and subtracted at my discretion

there are no submissions. handpicked only.

one entry per fandom. if multiple blorbos qualify for one fandom, they enter together

no fandom i deem "too popular." this is blorbos that belong to me and maybe like 3 other people max.

there are 64 contestants.

brackets start whenever i get to it and are open for as long as i decide on a whim

the tiebreaker grima clause: in the case a tie occurs, there will be a three way rematch against grima. the version of grima is selected at random. this clause proceeds until i run out of grimas.

now it is up to YOU to decide which of my little meow meows is the best, even if you've never heard of these guys! and if you HAVE, you probably did because I was talking about them.

Or you have the same interests as me, in which case, ily.

LO AND BEHOLD: THE CONTESTANTS.

i am not telling you source materials at this point in time.

SIDE A PART A

Teobaldo Leonhart vs The Obituary Writer WINNER: Teo

Tora vs Rivka WINNER: Rivka

Millard vs Doug Eiffel & Hera WINNER: Millard

Camo vs Otus WINNER: Otus

Ayin & Carmen vs Ces & Sel WINNER: Ayin & Carmen

Yamato Hotsuin vs Prince Dreambert TIEBREAKER: Yamato & Dreambert vs The Creation WINNER: The Creation

Russel Seager vs Estio WINNER: Russel Seager

Ross vs Haruto WINNER: Ross

SIDE A PART B

Allen vs Perry WINNER: Perry

Melissa Foddebrat vs Scarlet WINNER: Scarlet

Iruma Suzuki, Clara Valac, Alice Asmodeus vs Tali, Rose, Catt WINNER: Iruma, Clara, Alice

Rudyard & Antigone Funn vs Stocke & Eruca WINNER: Rudyard and Antigone

Christo vs Mao WINNER: Christo

Oliver vs Geo Stellar WINNER: Oliver

Yan vs Felix Honikker WINNER: Felix

Eni Voraformia vs Cain WINNER: Cain

SIDE B PART A

Etranger vs Nagyunn WINNER: Nagyunn

Adol Christin vs Kanata Kanbara TIEBREAKER: Adol & Kanata vs Fall F!Grima

Yellow vs Rider WINNER: Yellow

Outboxer & Yellow Tempest vs William G. Maryblood WINNER: Will

Mary vs Lumie WINNER: Lumie

Dimitri vs Leon Stamatis WINNER: Dimitri

Remme vs Valier / Reinhardt

Jack vs Hikari

SIDE B PART B

Victor Vale vs Brane & Retina

Ii-chan vs the Janitor

Melia vs Serenoa Wolfort & Frederica Aesfrost

Nero vs Pastille

Riley vs Soma Cruz

Ashe Bradley & Noel Levine vs Copen Kamizono

Parona vs Mihui Yang

Polka Shinomiya / Corpse God vs Kim Gong-ja

[sydmarch]

time for round 2 of the disco sexyman bracket!

matchups for round 2:

harry vs dolores

idiot doom spiral vs soona

smoker on the balcony vs ruby

judit vs garte vs tiago

kim vs acele

elizabeth vs novelty dicemaker

joyce vs klassje

titus vs manana

just like last time this post will be the only one to go into any main tags so as not to spam & all of the polls will be tagged just "disco sexyman bracket"

results from round 1 below the cut along w my silly little commentary

it was always gonna end this way, sorry steban

did NOT expect this one to be as hotly debated as it was. cmon roy is like a cool old hippie who gives you free weed & we let a moralist war criminal beat him out? ok :(

i was surprised to see doom spiral get such a lead so fast but once you think about it it just makes sense

sorry egg head but soona has undeniable sex appeal

the BIGGEST sweep out of them all but is anyone surprised?

this one was also obvious. sorry trant but even in universe everyone acknowledges ruby gets mad pussy

THEE most hotly debated and campaigned for of the bunch. even tho garte could technically get the win (and i would love to give it yo my special princess) since they both show as 50% i'm gonna call it a tie both to stay fair and for the drama of it all

#crabsweep was obvious i mean a flexible cryptid man with a sexy accent vs a cop (granted one in a mesh shirt but still)

i'm SORRY lilienne i figured it anyone had a chance against kim it would be a hot milf with a sword. all things considered she didn't lose that badly

even tho i voted for acele i was still kinda shocked by these results

it was never even a question. sorry chester

#NEHASWEEP love that for her

another one that was much more hotly debated than i expected. evrart i'm so sorry you lost. if it's any consolation i'd still rock your shit so hard your lazy eye starts seeing straight.

i'll admit i paired these two up just to cause problems on purpose >:3

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ONES jean is like, designed in a lab to be a tumblr sexyman and yet he lost on round 1. that is so like him.

this one also shocked me don't get me wrong i'm a huge manana fan too but noid is soooo tumblrina i really thought this one would be closer.

[torialefay]

Hello! I just found your blog and I'm obsessed okay? I love the combo of Kpop and Astrology and you do such a good job at it I HAD to follow instantly 🤍 I was wondering if I could have a natal chart compatibility reading? You can write which member is best suited to me (And maybe for fun briefly mention who I should stay tf away from haha 😂) My pronouns are She/Her! Thank you so much 💋

hi baby! tysm for being patient with me <3 here you gooooo!

so for most compatible, i was really struggling to choose between felix and chan. han wasn't a bad option either. but if i had to pick just ONE, i'm sticking with felix for now. but just know any of the 3 i think would be perfectly suitable. if you want me to elaborate on the other 2 a little just lmk <3

and fun fact: your sun, mercury, venus, and mars are all the same as changbin (which COULD also lead to a good relationship, but with your placements in particular i think it'd lead to more bestie vibes than anything... bc if one of yall is delusional, then so is the other one and there's no one there to pull you out of the trenches lol.)

your ascendant in taurus:

soooo i may be partial, but i really think there is such a great aura that comes with having ascendant in taurus. taurus is such a beautiful, grounding sign that also has that element of divine femininity to it from its venus ruler. it's likely that you come across as having a loving, beautiful personality & also that you have your shit together lol. as far as looks, if you are playing into your rising (which i would encourage), i'd venture to guess that you'd look & feel best in beutiful, elevated styles. this could be anywhere from super girly pink or femme fatale, but embracing that feminine energy is gonna be key. if you hone in on that, it definitely pushes you forward in a captivating way!

for skz, i think it'd be hard for any of them to be uninterested tbh. felix is a pretty ethereal guy. he just naturally draws beauty toward him. i think he'd be really intrigued by you initially and that you'd potentially really catch his eye. especially with that lovey nature taurus risings can have- making you feel super special and seen... lixie would dig it im sure.

your sun in leo:

you are definitely an encourager & able to see what people's strong suits are. felix can get a bit unsure of himself at times and i think you'd be really good at helping him work through that. his "serving" virgo energy makes me think that he'd really really want to give you anything you wanted & he'd probably like it if you were more so in the spotlight than him.

your moon in aries:

same as felix! i love a moon matchup & think it's absolutely one of the most crucial points for predicting long term compatibility. with this placement, you probably have a deep, burning desire to find passion throughout life. whether that's in a person, in art and music, in your work or service to others, in connection with your spirit, etc etc. basically, you are hungry to have purpose and fulfill it. that's not a quality that just anyone can handle. but felix does so perfectly bc he feels the exact same. you'd definitely make the most of life together :)

your mercury in cancer:

oh so you feeeeel feel? you're likely also somewhat expressive of these emotions (whether that's through verbal, through art, through mannerisms, etc). in that case, you're super in luck bc so is lixie. you both deeply understand emotions and the beauty within them. felix's libra here is a great sign to help with re-assurance for you, should you ever need it. it'd also allow for some super heart-felt convos that make your connection deeper than what others have.

your venus in virgo:

your venus tells me you're usually more attracted to super hard-working and driven individuals. people who may come across as a more "dominant" person, while still being super charming and kind. this was a part of the reason why i was having a tough time not picking chan (bc he is a virgo venus' dream ofc), BUT i think once we get past the surface, lix would be the better choice! felix can actually have a more dominant personality at times, which usually isn't seen on camera due to his dynamic within the group itself. but he definitely know how to get shit done. his venus is in libra, which means he's gonna please the shit out of you. would he have the upper hand in the bedroom? for sure. but is he not gonna do a damn thing unless you say you want it? absolutely. you could have that man on a leash making him whatever tf you want lol (sorry lixie)

your mars in scorp:

y'all are definitely gonna have some fun times & actually probably both be borderline obsessed with each other at times. i think fights would get really messy between you two and def would involve some psychological warfare. i think it'd actually take a while to work through fights too. but the other placements make up for it.

who to stay away from?

simplest answer: lee know. now i'm not saying y'all would hate each other for REAL, but i could definitely see a "love to hate" relationship here... and y'all getting on each other's nerves BAD 😂

[fang-revives]

Double or Nothing 2024 Fantasy Booking

Here's my bookings for the DoN card! Note these aren't necessarily what I think will happen but they are what I would like to happen. I'll rank how hype I am for the match too, with 1/5 being "I'll probably use this as a bathroom break" and 5/5 being "I am most looking forward to this".

Thunder Rosa vs. Deonna Purrazzo (2/5 hype)

Rosa, by virtue of being an existing AEW fan fave. I think the sucky part about this matchup is it feels like "Toni Storm's leftovers" as far as story goes. I haven't been following super closely though. I wish I could give Deonna the W because I think she deserves better as one of Impact's big stars. But they haven't really set up much and I'm fond of Rosa. Kind of wish Rosa had the world championship right now, ngl. I think Toni could finish her "Mariah May's heart on a pole match" without the belt.

Adam Copeland vs. Malakai Black, (4/5 hype)

Copeland, who DOESN'T want to see Malakai get beaten at his own game, out SPOOKED in a vampire way. Plus I too am hoping this loops back to Christian Cage old man yaoi (SUPERNATURAL STYLE!!!)

Roderick Strong vs. Will Ospreay (1/5 hype)

I know Ospreay is going over and I wish he wasn't here at all.

Trent Beretta vs. Orange Cassidy (4/5 hype)

Trent needs to poor little meow meow Orange SO hard. I wanna see his big eyes like o_O after. I would love Orange to start a new faction with Hook and Shibata. Sunglasses guys....

Bang Bang Gang vs. Death Triangle (5/5 hype)

I am SOOOO hype for this match. BBG for sure, it's too soon for them to lose the belts and they can definitely pull some shit to tip the scales in their favor. I won't be mad if it's Death Triangle though -- they deserve the world :) Favourite booking would be BBG win leading into a PAC vs. Jay big singles that Jay loses at the next PPV. That would be electric hehe.

Chris Jericho vs. Hook vs. Katsuyori Shibata (3/5 hype)

This would so be a 4/5 match if it weren't for the Jericho of it all. I wish I felt differently about the FTW belt tbh-- I'm just sort of booking Shibata to win cause he's my guy and re-belting Jericho or Hook feels boring. The problem is the FTW belt always felt like a "meme" belt to me. Ah well. Gold will look good on Shibs :)

Jon Moxley vs. Konosuke Takeshita (4/5 hype)

Give my DDT ace a NJPW title shot Or Else <3

"Timeless" Toni Storm vs. Serena Deeb (1/5 hype)

Sorry to Toni who I like, but man, Deeb just rubs me the wrong way on vibes. I didn't really like her feud with Shida. This match just feels so perfunctory, especially after Toni beating Rosa. I don't want to see Deeb belted, and I've seen enough "Timeless" Toni Storm matches (which are fun!) to skip this one for Deeb's bad vibes.

Willow Nightingale vs. Mercedes Mone (4/5 hype)

I KNOW Mercedes is going over and I wouldn't be mad about it (she's amazing!!) but honest to god Willow deserves a longer, fuller run and it sucks that she's going to be a transitional champ. Sigh. At least it's on a PPV as a main event.

The Elite vs. "Team AEW" (5/5 Hype)

Anarchy in the arena matches are always soooooo fun. I actually don't care who wins this but I think it would be funny to make the Bucks eat shit. I am so ready to see Okada do a chaos deathmatch. I am excited to see Jack Perry on fire. This match will probably be the show-stealer for me, AEW is sooooo good at delivering these.

Swerve Strickland vs. Christian Cage (5/5 hype)

Swerve, c'mon. They're both gonna crush it though :3 I've loved the build for this face off. Should be a killer way to cap the night!

Enjoy, and happy PPV everyone!

[nyctophiliq]

(i just saw your matchup post, so i will strike my shot. miss you broooo, i've been away from tumblr 😭 also you can ignore this if there's no more places, ily mwah)

soooo...about myself...ok, this is hard omg. ok 😭*takes a deep breath* don't panic!! ugh 😮‍💨.

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GENERAL ♡

- cancer sun, infj mbti, ravenclaw

- 21 years old

- short af, i am like, 4'11

- lesbian

- i am the theatre and ballet kid

- i currently work as a makeup artist but i also do tarot readings for an extra income

- physical traits are that i am really fucking short, pale, petite, tattooed, blue eyes, i am a natural blonde but i recently dyed my long hair black for the aesthetic.

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PERSONALITY ♡

- i am very introverted and laid back, however, i am not at all timid. i love spending time by myself and i get overwhelmed easily in public as i recharge alone, or besides the one person i love. i am a huge appreciator of silence and calmness.

- i am a crybaby. literally. i am a very sensitive person and the stereotype of a feeler, i kin that one melanie martinez song 🤡. i am the type of person who will cry because an animal is cute and i just find it wholesome, or if i see an emotional scene in a disney cartoon. yes. pathetic, i know. my friends pick on me a lot for it lmfao.

- i have the caregiver syndrome. i worry a lot about the people i care about and i am very nurturing over them. i need to constantly check if they're feeling good, if they ate, drank water...when i hang out, i always end up being the mom of the group.

- huge animal person. i adore all animals and if i see one, i will feel like petting it. i mean it. it could even be a squirrel. don't judge me moss, i am not out of my disney princess phase. however, i am a cat person. i loooooove cats and my camera roll is legit 80% pictures of my cats. my clothes and furniture are covered in fur, i swear. i will send cat videos to my s.o. and caption it with "us".

- the thing i value the most in a person is loyalty. i even have a loyalty tattoo. it's a strong trait i have in myself, if i love you, i would kill and die for you. it makes me a very intense lover as i literally turn into some gomez addams.

- my toxic trait is that i isolate myself when i am feeling down, upset, or depressed. i push people away when things get tough because i would rather handle myself than bringing my problems onto them. i have a hard time letting people help me.

- i love beauty and i see beauty in all things. so i am always dressed up, even if i have nowhere in particular to go. i love fixing my hair, taking care of my body, dressing up, buying accessories and clothes, my house is all decorated and everything i carry with me must be unique and delicate. i am also very, very feminine. my feminity isn't light though, it's dark.

- i am a witch. i have been studying and practicing witchcraft for years and it's a very important aspect of my life. i am devoted to hekate and i have an altar for her at home. as i stated up there, i am a tarot reader and it's part of my income.

- i speak in a calm, low tone even when i am angry. it's scary because I'm there talking quietly with my eyes almost alive on my face.

- my house smells like scented candles and incenses.

- i ALWAYS smell good. i am paranoid over it, i swear. i am always putting essential oils on my skin, moisturizer, perfume...i must always smell marvelous and live of my fantasy of being a fairy in a modern woman desguise lmfao.

- i love quietness, as i said. so with that said, i like going on walks in nature. i like walking barefoot on the grass and if it's breezy, i open the windows of my apartment just to feel it on my skin. if it starts raining a little, i don't open my umbrella, i love the feeling of the water droplets and the smell of wet earth.

- i feel attracted to older, stronger women. as a person who's very independent and even a bit stubborn, i like the thought of a partner who will make me fall to my knees, tame me. you know, make me melt down. as lana said, "i'm stronger than all my (wo)men, except for you."

- stanning lana del rey is a personality trait for me so uhm 🚬💋

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HOBBIES ♡

- reading. i am such a bookworm and i am always reading something in public. if you see me at the subway, i will have a book in hand. my favorite author is edgar allan poe. i tend to recite a lot of book quotes in conversations.

- writing. i mean, you already know this moss lmfao, but i love writing. It can either be fanfiction, though i am currently working on a fantasy book. however, my biggest love is and always will be poetry.

- baking. i love baking shit. specially cake.

- i go on walks daily and i take the opportunity to watch the world around me while listening to music.

- my day only starts after i have coffee.

- ballet (?). I don't think it should be here as a hobby because i am a professional ballerina and i have been dancing since i was a child, but here it is.

- gaming. can be electronic, gambling, board games...it doesn't matter to me.

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my preference ♡ - moss, i just want an older woman from either arcane or league of legends because i have mommy issues. love you girlie.

your match-up and star messenger is . . .

ENFORCER GRAYSON (istj) !

you are the "there is a thin line between love and hate" couple

let moss explain... enforcer grayson is a woman of her word, strength, and knowledge, she takes down every obstacle be it emotional or physical but after the first time meeting you she doesn’t really know where to put you. she despises your cheery voice, that you choose the skirt over the pants in the office even with all these men around, she is sick of you and picks on you every chance she gets. after getting you to know a little better, now being aware of her feelings for you she will be distant, no longer insulting you, but instead just pulling on her shoulder before leaving you behind.

she needs someone like you, someone who cares for her, makes sure she has enough lunch for her work day, and that she never forgets to drink and not only those alcoholic drinks she oh so often jugs down after she is off duty. she appreciates that you too recharge when having space, she needs that too to clear her thinking, to form thoughts influenced by nothing. at the first few stages of your relationship, she will seem like she is playing you, that she might just wanna see if she still has the charm but she really is nervous about actually seducing you. she wants you to be hers, to spend a life together, to create memories both of you will fondly remember no matter the hard times.

some aspects of your relationship would be:

"stop texting me weird stuff at night, i am right next to you."

dance class dates !!! grayson always wanted to learn the proper way to dance when hitting a gala, she just hasn't had the perfect partner yet.

she will always make little comments about your tarot readings, she doesn't believe in that... but... it does seem interesting as you do it

she gives you a chuckle every time you drop a few tears because of something being cute, it warms her heart in a non-weird way

MEETING EACH OTHER !

version 1

ah yes, the steam train, is one of the most convenient ways of getting to work for you. the ticket was cheap, the ride was short, and looking out on its windows gave you a whole new perspective on piltover. grayson too takes the train most of the time to work for the listen reason above but the day she first saw you was because she was patrolling on the train. you were yet to get off, but she couldn't get her eyes off of you, then she saw the book in your hand and tried making up the courage to step to you and ask for your name. but when she finally did you were just getting off, leaving your book behind on your seat, giving her the perfect opportunity to strike.

"i wouldn't mind buying you coffee and talking about the book... hope you wouldn't either."

version 2

you have been working at the piltover police office for the past few months, not the best job but it paid well enough so you only needed to pick up a smaller job to really make a living. you didn't do much, sit in front of a pile of papers, and that's why you didn't understand why you were required to do a physical test when you have more than enough case hours to dodge it. but order is order, and you have to keep this job if you want to make it through this time of the year. you were waiting for the pt instructor in the station's gym, impatiently staring at the clock above the entrance of the room. soon grayson walked inside, looking like a high school pe teacher, yet she still managed to take you by surprise, how inviting she looked despite the frown she had on her face. she too felt a sort of... pull towards you and hardly held eye contact whenever you tried to.

"come on sweet heart, physical for you? you help us out so much, had it already waved it for ya’.”

YOUR SONG IS . . .

stargirl interlude by lana del rey !

[suneeater]

Hello!🌺

hope for you a good day✨

I like your writing!.. and when I saw the request open also the matchup thing.. I got interested! soooo Here we go, it's first time I request a match up really but I'm confused it might help me to hear your opinion of the right person to me from Hikyuu & Obey me, specially Obey me I like them all.

Well let's start! I will try to make it easy tiddy and not boring statement for you.

1)Some baseline data: if you know The mbti personality test it might help! I'm an intj, female and straight one.

2)Qualities: I'm a moody person.. like really! Quite and loves quite environment, clean freak sometimes, Anger issues but under control, organized person, overthinker, really closed person even my family don't know a lot about me, food not a problem to me.. many times days passes and I forget to eat!, coffee addicted, prefer dark than light.. like I love sitting in dark places it's comfortable, I'm really an expert at psychology, reliable and loyal person, do not take back my words.

3)Hobbies and interests: Drawing.. surprising fact that I hate drawing but it's the only way I take out my stress, Write sometimes just for myself, Like to read about flower language, Chess and pool gamer, likes to play games from time to time, loves technology and fixing things, Reading books, listening to some piano music, loves animals specially sankes and deer, I do have a cat, seek to knowledge of anything, horror movies and serial killers stories I love to watch and read them.

4)How people see me: most of them agreed that I look like a tough hard cruel and gloomy person with a mystery personality, and others see me Just a freak nerd complicated one! maybe because I were glasses? anyway, most of them also do fear to get near me or talk to me.. and I don't really mind that! but when some kind of problem happens they seek for me.. many times I wonder how they trusted me, a lot of misunderstanding like always! I got used to that already.

5)Dislikes: noisy kids, nosy people, prideful ones too.. but not like lucifer no.. more like miphesto! or whatever his name is I really wanna kill that jerk, Ahem anyway, disgusting creatures like rats or bugs! yeah my actions of that somehow like Barbatos IF they were in my house! thankfully there is not.. but rather than that I don't mind see them outside at the streets etc.., don't like idiots who is lazy to get their brain to work.. or troublemakers, dislike parties, crowded rooms, any kind of noise, surprises, gifts.

I guess that's all.. I do apologize for make it long and if there mistakes of the language I tried my best not to do.

Thank you for reading it, I will be waiting for a respond take your time, and please no nfsw content.

Again hope for you a peaceful day🪷.

Hihi! Thank you for your request and support &lt;3

For Haikyuu, I pair you with Wakatoshi Ushijima!

You would definitely connect over the shared experience of appearing as mysterious and quiet to others, as well as being someone that they come to whenever they need help. He feels like he can connect to you easily because of it

Ushi is also very organized, and so it's something that the two of you have in common that just helps you click together

He is so respectful of the way that you like things; no surprises? He's going to remember that for as long as he is alive, and will always give you a straightforward heads up for anything so that you're never caught off guard. No loud noises? He's going to go out of his way to make sure that everything is at peace for you

For Obey Me, I pair you with Satan

Satan really admires the way that you seem to have your emotions all under control. Especially as the avatar of wrath, he really looks up to anyone who can recognize and come to terms with their strong feelings, and still be a positive and kind person regardless

You also have very similar hobbies, making things just seem very natural between you! He adores being able to read any of your writing, and will also give you plenty of book recomendations

Since you are knowledgeable about flower language, he tries to communicate with you through the different kinds of flowers that he gets you. It's cute, sincere, and intimate

[mysteriawrites]

Can i get bnha matchup please ?

Appearance

I'm 150 cm tall and over weight with black hair and eyes. I got heart shape face and long hair . I'm not wearing any make up but if i have to do it i would like to make a cat eye make up !

Personality

I used to have ocd but now i have a depression and limerence so i get jealous very easily and i mean it. Like if my boyfriend talk with anybody alot i will get jealous. I want to be the first priority because I put them on top of everything too . I'm kind of yandere but at the same time im very romantic too. I would like to be with them all the time soooo clingy haha. I like to take care people i love and give them the word they want to hear. I can write song for them too. I sleep ALOT

Woah my first ask!!! :0 Thank you so much for the request I really appreciate it. Well then without further ado! DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!

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I MATCH YOU WITH:

KIRISHIMA EJIRO!!!

After reading your description and a little bit of mental consultation, I decided that our dear Red Riot would be a wonderful match for you.

He would love every bit of you from the bottom of his heart not despite your flaws, but because of them and how they make up who you are.

He will love whatever shape or size you are, but if it makes you happy, he will help you make positive changes for yourself. He would also think you're beautiful with or without makeup but if you wanted to wear some, he would ask to help put it on and if he could fix your hair for you.

He will help you through depressive episodes whether that means trying to cheer you up or just being there to sit in the dark with you, so you know he's always there for you.

He will try his absolute best to comfort you if your OCD ever rears its head, so you'll feel safe no matter how anxious it makes you feel.

He will love you just as much as you love him (maybe even more in his opinion you guys certainly have a who loves who more competition).

If you think you're clingy then oh boy, you and Kirishima cling to each other as if your lives depended on it. He always wants to be around you whether that means hanging out, cuddling and playing with your hair, or just sitting in silence. Man just can't get enough of you!

Some cute dates I think you guys would go on would be the park, the aquarium, the movies, and cuddling at home. You guys would enjoy watching jellyfish at the aquarium, eat ice cream in the park, cuddle while watching rom-coms and scary movies at the theater, and snuggle at home after cooking dinner together and crashing on the couch after a day doing one or all of the above date ideas.

Kirishima is a perceptive person; he pays attention to those around to him especially those close to him to make sure they're happy. If there is ever a time where you're feeling particularly jealous (for example if he's hanging out with Mina and the other students of UA) he'll notice immediately and reassure you that you're the only one in his eyes, and you didn't hear it from me, but he may plan a little surprise to make it up to you.

As caring as we all know Kirishima is to those around him, it is also well known that Kirishima is particularly hard on himself sometimes. Tends to bag on himself if he can't help his friends, isn't a good enough hero, or just overall doesn't see himself as manly enough. As much as he cares about you, you care about him and do everything in your power to remind him that he is doing his best and that he is perfect just the way he is and a great hero.

You two are the perfect duo. Always there to lift each other up and make sure the other feels loved. You would move the sea, earth, and sky for each other if you had to just to make the other smile again.

Oh boy that was long I may have gotten a bit carried away lol. Well, I hope you like it (this is my first time doing this kind of thing so sorry if it sucks >_<).

Runners Up: Iida Tenya, Midoriya Izuku, Kaminari Denki, and Mirio Togata.

[particular-one]

PLEASE THE NEW DAN HENG WAS SO GOOD 😭 my angst heart loves that the fact he never got to hear reader's last words would haunt him forever. He probably lays awake at night in bed imagining the event all over again and daydreams you dying in his arms instead of by yourself while he got help 😢

You so get me on the Oikawa simping. If you ever decide to release the hottest mixtape on why he's the most dedicated lover then I will stream it 24/7 😤. And mr.tetsurou!! He would never willingly make a fool of himself but once you get some alcohol in him 🥴 all his repressed feelings are about to come out!!!

I can't think of any requests but I see you currently have 8 in your inbox so I'm soooo looking forward to it on top of whatever you have in your drafts! Also I saw that you're closing matchups soon and that you're willing to do additionals so can you do 3 more for me with the info I sent since you already posted mine, please? (Only if you have the time and energy of course!!! I won't be too greedy for your writing and interaction now heheh) for the fandoms.....ummm...argh, this is so hard because I literally am in all those fandoms 😭 If any characters from any of your given fandoms jump out at you then I'll take them but if nobody comes to mind then I'll choose genshin, honkai and you can literally choose the last one for me hdjsks IM SORRY IM SO INDECISIVE 😣 we literally have all the same fandoms so it's so hard for me but I promise I'm not picky and I'll love whatever you write anyways so no stress LOL

I'm sitting in the doorway and just took my shoes off as I write this bc i got the notifs that you posted but i hope youre having a good day/night wherever you are!!💕💖

-🐰

teehee oh that was definitely the intention. i think it just adds to the heartbreak even more that he should have stayed by ur side for your final moments.... oh well! i love to give my comfort characters the biggest hug but simultaneously dump a truckload of angst on them .... whoops. wooHOOO oh yeah. watch me become oikawa's defense lawyer AND brand new pr manager, just going "dw sweetheart i will take care of you".... but in all seriousness, there is just so many layers to him that i really love abt him!! tbh he's probably the first few characters i really invested in analyzing, which is what got me into literary analysis and writing haha. waaa thank you! 🥹 ngl most of the stuff in my inbox are matchup requests but i rlly enjoy writing those anyways. i still have an angst idea that i would like to write out (it's been sitting in my brain since yesterday ngl) but i still have one more final to finish so maybe later this week! oh! but an anon did request for a scenario for kuroo and oikawa based on our convo so! 👀 hopefully i can get that out pretty soon<3 and on the topic of the matchup, definitely, yeah!! i think i did genshin for u already BUT i can always do a second genshin since there's lots of charas if u'd like :> keeping the last fandom a surprise till i post it. thanks for the ask as always and take care of urself! <3

[m1ckeyb3rry]

SISHSJSJ ok wait you’re full on selling me on the hydration idea now wait the goodra hydreigon opposite vibes plus the territorial behavior study sort of thing??? Ok lowk im glad you did some reworking (couldn’t be me id probably flip a table atp) HUT IM GLAD YOU MADE IT WORK because the more i read the more I was like “haha….what if….” Ok I was actually contemplating asking like what if you replaced Dragalge with hydreigon but I figured you probably had some insane type matching involved in that and besides dragon their other typing isn’t the same so I was just like “er yeah idk”

UAHAHAHA LUNA GETTING DOWNGRADED TO A MUK sorry no hate to muk fans i just think its so goofy and its just like the classic team rocket/enemy team grunt pokemon HSHSHSH but yeah Luna will make do fs thank god for your big brain I feel like readers team also feels more stacked now LMAO

EVIL TEAM NAGI LNFAOOO real??? I love the matchups though it’s like that one meme pic of the pink Barbie looking house right next to the pitch black one

LMAOO pursuit is an itoshi free zone…we will note have Emo eyelashes here

OOOH ok very slay ik some pokemon characters have wild designs or very themed designs so wasn’t sure if that was gonna get mixed up or not the crow feather iridescent does slap though

MAMA Y PAPA imagine its a like one of those “a day in the life” videos and imagine garchomp and nidoqueen are also wearing matching aprons like karasus while they deal with all the babies (im also specifically thinking that there’d be some moments wheres there’s the excessive pink flowery aura used in some anime/manhwas where it’s like happy sunshine rainbow family LMAO you can probably tell that’s one of my favorite meme formats)

LMAOO exactly get the best of both worlds the ultimate angst crack fluff combo

After reading your drafts/outline/thoughts for the future peregrine chapters that Nagi is probably the most down bad person to exist like down bad to the point that NAGI is speeding over to catch up to reader before she leaves like bro is MOVING??? Insane ok but fr is some hardcore yuki stan could just throw out some ideas or thoughts I don’t think itd be hard for me to see the vision/get converted just need some guidance….

AHAHAH omg imagine a tabieita breakup SHSHSH ok wait im pretty certain ive read a fic on here that was actually kinda tabieita beef except I think it was like Karasu liked reader but reader liked otoya after Karasu introduced him to her and then in the end he runs to her house in the rain trying to confess before it’s too late but otoyas already in her house and they’re just hanging out and he’s like ok nvm like ok way to step on my heart that fic had me reeling

OAEU BAROU????? GUSUAISKSOSKSKS IM SO READY I CANT WAIT TO READ IT AND SEE NIKO SIDEKICK TOO LMFAOAOAOA

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT “haha…nice…” is SO Isagi coded he would totally say something like that (I’m pretty sure he DOES when his old classmate tada is like lmaoooo u just got lucky with that shot no skills lmaoooooooo) wait I love that LMAOO that’s actually the perfect approach to not making it angsty just make Isagi stupid /j LMAO but whether he’s just dense or stubborn or both I feel like that matches his vibe either way soooo

It looks like Mario and Luigi got fused with a piranha plant because what the fuck is that……..but fr tbh I thought I had convinced myself that I’d continue playing anyways just for the sake of following through and I enjoy the gameplay generally too but the new designs I CANNOT I mean I get it because they’re already made so many pokemon they’re probably bound to run out of ideas esp if the design team isn’t changing much but wtf is Gen 9….like I pulled up the dex for serebii and they’re so ugly SHSGSHS also the weird past future versions of old Pokemon whyd suicune become a dinosaur and raikou a giraffe??????

STAY STRONGGGGG real though just like the tags here the edits of them are SO abundant like pleaseee where is the variety!!! But tbh with the way u20 arc goes plus how saes nonexistent in nel I think it would take eightbit their entire studios worth of budget to make me convert so

Oooooh icic im not as in tune to interaction patterns so I lowk didn’t realize that might be the case LOL based off your rules for no exact repeats of trope and character are allowed hopefully the next three will give enough room/inspo for non overlapping ideas though! I’m assuming you’ll probably be safe plus what are the odds right….

LMAOOO imagine once pursuit picks up people are gonna think you’re a Barou blog /j if people actually start fully associating you with sae idek how id react atp it’s so ironically funny…no actually dw when peregrine eventually makes its big comeback people will all go back to their roots and be like “oh yeah this is that really good nagi series yup this is the nagi blog” LMAO

AHAHAH BAYOSAGI in the back as npcs deadpanning like “bro wtf” while aiku and arbok are vibing our running around trying to look cool and pick up girls

Wait I got distracted and forgot to send this earlier but talk abt perfect timing literally right when I choose to come back here and send this in ITS BEEN PUBLISHED BAROU OAEUUUH

- Karasu anon

YESS WE MADE IT WORK i’m so glad i love hydreigon and reader having one matches the vibes of her team so well LMAOAO like between gyarados houndoom and hydreigon alone her team is 50% demons that everyone is afraid of but they LOVE her and they’re actually just sweet and cuddly (actually hydreigon is going to be lowkey sassy but still he really likes reader just can be a bit teenager-ish at times) BRO THE REWORKING HAD ME CRASHING OUT NGL i was literally typing a response to your ask where hydreigon is the starter and donphan is replaced by nidoking but dragalge is replaced by espeon (in a situation where otoya and reader get eevees at the same time) at the same though i was just like 😐😔 the whole time because while espeon provided some type coverage it just felt so BASIC and reader’s team is meant to be fairly non-basic the halfway through typing out the explanation i was like wait…keep houndoom keep the theme get rid of the members we don’t care as much abt and BOOM done and done

LMAOOO no because there truly just aren’t enough poison types and ig muk is decently good…his star is his roserade anyways so it’s fine we’ll just have muk be one of the first pokémon he throws out!! wait also reader having a nidoking is so cute imagine it becomes friends with hiori’s nidoqueen 🥹 DHDKSJS okay wait do you remember the quick ball idea we had w phanpy…lowkey it would be even funnier with deino (baby hydreigon) because they’re not really found in the area so reader’s going ham trying to catch it and accidentally uses all of karasu’s quick balls?? HAHAAH hold on actually this could be done right around the arc where otoya gets his happiny (in that arc otoya flirts with a nurse joy too hard and accidentally gets himself and reader involved in busting a pokémon abuse ring) maybe deino escaped from that ring and that’s what tipped nurse joy off to its existence as well as being an explanation for why there’s a random deino wandering around!!

NO THAT’S EXACTLY THE VIBES like all of reader’s pokémon are 👹💥😈 and nagi’s are 🧚🏻‍♀️✨💖 meanwhile reader herself is super kind + gentle looking (and she actually is) and nagi’s the king of idgaf who would sell anyone out (except reader) for a lukewarm donut (jkjk he’s sweet too just not in the same way as reader)…i honestly rlly like the dichotomy plus reader having all villainous seeming pokémon adds to the “team x thinks she’s one of them” vibe in the beginning of the story…agreed her team is much more stacked now i like it!! zero weak links it’s all absolute monsters i KNOW the league conference hated to see her coming 😓

the most the itoshis get is a mention that they live in another region in like the isagi ova…maybe sae’s an elite four member and since in my mind the elite four candidacy process includes traveling abroad and training with the elite four members there perhaps isagi knows of the itoshis via that?? that’s why he’s not around when barou’s abt to challenge the champion too he’s in a diff region which is why he doesn’t know what actually happened to barou

HAHAHA you know how doggy daycares irl send like updates of what your pet is doing imagine the spin off is just karasu taking photos of all of the daycare pokémon up to stuff so we have garchomp and nidoqueen in the aprons looking after everyone and karasu with his camera just clicking away and each scene starts with like an image with a handwritten caption and then it zooms into the image and we see the scene it’s describing 🥹

NAGI INVENTED DOWN-BAD-ISM peregrine nagi my beloved…he is super simple with his gestures BUT it’s like the smallest things mean so much with him!!! agreed i need a yuki fan to enter my inbox and show me the light LMAAOAO

HAHA i think i read that fic too i was like bruh in no universe (except hollyhock) would i choose otoya over KARASU that was before miraeita was real too so it was especially emo to read

DJDSHSJA OAEU BAROUUU YESS i hope you like it!! it is SUCH a silly story 😭 but yeah agreed isagi not necessarily rejecting her just refusing to accept that she’s confessing is so him i think it’s perfect (and that way isagi stans can still imagine that he does secretly like them)

no because all of the new pokémon keep getting uglier and uglier and they keep doing stuff with the old ones and from i’ve heard the gameplay isn’t that good 😔 i’ll stick w my gen vi and before games thank you very much 🤩

LMAOO you’re so right the itoshi edits are everywhere it’s so funny…hopefully the love is spread during s2 but the good thing abt being a nagi lover is he also gets a lot of edits and content due to having a lot of s1 screentime so at least I’ve got that going for me

yeah just based on my guesses/what usually happens all of the people that follow me and would’ve requested have already done so!! so it’ll be randoms for the last three spots but they likely won’t find my account until i post the first event posts and those gain traction ☝🏻 unless people find me via oaeu barou and happen to see my event ig 🧐

PLS technically pursuit is a nagi story so hopefully once it picks up people will associate me w nagi?? although you’re right in that it is very barou centric so it might give me more of a barou reputation (for example the funeral invite that people keep liking) HAHAA no because somehow seabird is my most popular bllk work?? ig it is pretty good but come on now guys…read bfb…read hollyhock…LMAO PEREGRINE NEEDS A COMEBACK ASAP THE WORLD NEEDS TO REMEMBER WHO MY MAN IS

HAHAAH bayosagi are so done with aiku they all think he’s a major dumbass but he’s also a genius?? considering he’s supposed to become a professor and all…the bayosagi + aiku dynamic is hilarious i honestly love the prequel group just as much as i love reader and co + mc trio they’re so silly yet so sweet

WE LINKED UP YET AGAIN FKDKSJ looking forward to hearing your thoughts!! i think i’ll take a break from the oaeu for a sec after this to work on other stuff but the barou version is nice and long so that should tide people over

[softxsuki]

hello lovely !! first off, i want to say congrats on your milestone !! you deserve it sm and i’m so proud of you <3 i was wondering if it’s okay if i participate in your event please with obey me and mystic messenger ??

my pronouns are she/her, i have an male preference and would like an romantic matchup for both !!

my mbti is infj (enneagram is 6w7), my zodiac sign is scorpio (my moon is libra and my rising is sagittarius). some things i value in relationships are loyalty, respect, trustfulness, honesty, and communication.

for my type, i’m not very picky as long as they aren’t really mean or disrespectful. but for physical tributes, as long as they’re tall LOL

for my personality, something i always hear a lot from my friends is that i’m too nice. i’d say i’m pretty easygoing and friendly, i do always try my best to be kind and considerate to others. it takes A LOT to get me really mad (i have had friends that i’ve known for years tell me they never seen me get really mad before). but despite that, i like to tease my friends and joke around a lot, and i like to keep situations light hearted and playful. im pretty good at advice, and i like to help others and cheer them on.

for hobbies, i LOVE reading and crocheting. but i also like to skate, edit, journal, learn new things, and take photos.

for small details: i get flustered quite easily, i can be stubborn sometimes, its easy to make me laugh, i play the guitar, i tuck my hair behind my ear/play with my hands when i’m nervous, im soooo bad at drawing/painting, my favorite holiday is halloween, my favorite season is autumn, my favorite color is purple, i LOVE flowers, im the oldest sibling, i like horror movies, i WILL ride the scariest roller coaster at the amusement park, i like borrowing peoples clothes, i like chill/quiet places like cafes or libraries, i have such bad memory, i daydream a lot, and i love cats <3

for an scenario, an first kiss or an love confession would be nice :)

but yeahhh that’s pretty much it ?? thank you sm and i hope you have an wonderful day <3

1000 Follower Event Matchup #9

My event is now CLOSED, but I will be doing more events like these in the future. You can checkout the masterlist for this event here.

Note: OKAY, I'm back to making these matchups, it's been a hot minute so I'm a little rusty, but I thank you for your patience and hope you enjoy!

I match you with DIAVOLO and SAEYOUNG CHOI!

Runner-ups were Mammon and Yoosung

Diavolo:

Technical: You and Dia are both Scorpios; together you’re a passionate couple who would be very comfortable around each other. You form an unbreakable bond and would be very attached to each other. The only issue would be about who holds the power in the relationship, but I don’t see that being a huge issue for you both individually! This INFJ and ENFJ pairing would be great for communication, you both are always interested in what the other is thinking or what you both have to say. You both see the best in each other and are there to praise one another for your accomplishments. As for your enneagram types, you’re a 6 and Dia is a 2. As a 2, Dia would love your modestly, your playful side, your loyalty, and how hard working you are. You as a 6 would love Diavolo’s open-mindedness, his goodness, his helpfulness, and his compassion towards others. Though your wariness and his need for constant attention could potentially cause some issues, but nothing too big. This is a great match!

Personable: First of all, you love Halloween and Diavolo’s birthday is on Halloween; you’re in for a big Halloween/Birthday celebration with him! Diavolo loves how interesting you are; you’re super shy and nice to everyone, sometimes a little too nice, but he’s the same way so he gets it, but then you surprise him with your bravery. He was sure you'd be terrified watching a scary movie with him, but you were enjoying it a lot (he was a little disappointed, he was hoping for you to cuddle up to him). And when you two went to an amusement park for one of your dates, he was fully set on going on smoother rides in case that’s what you were into, but he was super shocked when you dragged him over to the biggest ride in the park. He definitely wasn’t complaining though, these were all very good surprises. 

Diavolo would be a very loyal partner; he’s respectful, honest, trustworthy, very good at communicating with literally everyone (this man is a social butterfly lol), and he’s very tall! So he definitely checks off all your boxes :D. He adores how kind you are and anyone around you would probably catch him staring lovingly at you from a distance as you interact with others–he’s whipped! 

He’s super old-school and romantic so prepare yourself for all the flowers you’re about to receive. He has a new beautiful bouquet of flowers made for you each week. It’s his special way of showing his love for you outside of just saying it. He notices all your tiny little quirks you have that you do whenever you’re flustered and he thinks they’re just so cute. He’d purposely try and make you flustered just so he can see your cute reaction. Diavolo is a master at reading your body language, so as soon as he sees you start to play with your hands while talking to someone, he immediately (and smoothly) steps in to take you out of that nerve wracking situation. 

I think you’d both be very cute together. Perfect balance :D 

First Kiss with Diavolo

Your first kiss with Diavolo was very unexpected 

He was very open about how he felt for you, but he was a little frustrated that you didn’t notice even though he was being very obvious–perhaps you thought he was just being nice to you?

Who knows, but he decided to take matters into his own hands

He invites you out one day to dinner at a fancy restaurant (probably Ristorante Six in the Devildom) and has a lovely meal with you

After eating you both walk through town together–it’s pretty late and it’s getting chilly out, only a few other demons are walking the streets, getting back to their homes, but you and Dia stop at a viewing overlooking RAD and the rest of the Devildom

Diavolo can’t help but admire you gazing at his property with such awe–it was a beautiful sight, seeing the school and all the other surrounding building glowing in the permanent darkness of the Devildom

A chilly breeze blew your hair out of your face, giving him an even better look at your expression, which makes his heart race a little faster in his chest

This was it–it was his chance to finally be direct with you

He sees the goosebumps form along your skin, a tiny shiver traveling up your spine, so Diavolo chivalrously (and cheesily ik) makes his move of shoving his fancy coat off and approaching you to place it around your shoulders

The sudden contact startles you a bit and you turn your head to face Diavolo, but you don’t expect his face to be so close to yours

You both kinda just stand inches away from each other’s faces until he whisper asks if he can kiss you

After a few more seconds of silence, you swallow the lump in your throat and wordless nod, your heartbeat echoing in your ears as Diavolo’s warm lips press against yours, making you gasp a little

It was a quick kiss, innocent enough to be a first kiss, but Diavolo’s feelings were finally VERY obvious to you

ANNNND the rest is history, that was the beginning of your relationship with each other ;) we love to see it

Saeyoung:

Technical: AGENT 707 is a gemini and you’re a scorpio–this pairing is a little all over the place. Saeyoung is very immature and craves freedom, whereas you put your all into a relationship that you’re serious about, but this can be something that you guys can work through with good communication. Every relationship has it’s ups and downs–you were both able to overcome Saeyoungs horrible past and depression, SO you can get through anything else together as well :D. As for personality types, you’re an INFJ and Saeyoung is an ENTP–if you’re the one in control in this relationship, things will go great! If Saeyoung is, then things could get a little chaotic which might not be so great ;0. Again, communication is the key to making this relationship successful and it is very do-able! Lastly with Enneagrams, you’re a 6 and Saeyoung is a 7! You love Saeyoung’s optimism, fun, enthusiasm, and the way he enjoys life. Saeyoung loves your generosity, your loyalty, and your curiosity. Together, seven can help you be more adventurous, and you can bring him down by making him a little more serious when he needs to be :D. Your anxiousness, and seven’s impatience could be potential issues, but again, COMMUNICATION IS KEY. some issues are okay, just work through them and you’re both very agreeable people so there's no problem there. 

Personable: Again, Saeyoung is loyal, respectful, and honest. He’s 5’9 so hopefully that’s tall enough for you HFKEAFK, and he could work a little more on communication, but I think he would be a great communicator with some guidance! I think together, you’d both have a very fun relationship that can be full of growth! 

Saeyoung love’s your kindness, especially when you’re showing HIM your kindness. He’s like a cat being petted whenever you compliment him or show any form of love to him, but he makes sure that you’re not super nice with just anyone. Does background checks on all your friends to make sure they’re good people and deserving of your kindness, if they’re not he’ll let you know and you can choose to do whatever you want with that information lol. 

He’s ALWAYS coming to you for advice–especially when it comes to one of his new inventions. He needs your opinion and feedback all the time, whether it's positive or negative, your opinion is very important to him and will determine many of the decisions he makes. You both have down-time where you’re just doing your own thing–Saeyoung doing work or making a new invention whereas you read a book or crochet something for him. He loves to see the things you make and watches you from his desk as you concentrate on your task.

AND HELLOOOO YOU LOVE CATS, SO DOES HE. You’re both coming to each other asking if you can adopt a new cat, I wouldn’t be surprised if you guys became the crazy cat people on the block. SOMEONE needs to stop you because he’d literally bring every stray cat home and you loving cats doesn’t help his addiction NFEKAF. 

SHARING CLOTHES OMG, he loves when you wear his clothes, literally, his brain starts to malfunction whenever you come out in one of his shirts or hoodies, he’s obsessed. Like just take all his clothes, he thinks they look better on you anyway. Loves when you spend the night spontaneously because that mean you’ll be wearing his clothes to sleep HEH. I think you’d be really cute for each other, but also he really needs you to help him through everything <3. 

First Kiss with Saeyoung

Now your first kiss with Saeyoung takes a while to happen

After the whole Mint Eye thing and bomb in your apartment thing, and getting through his depression and family issues, THE LAST thing on Saeyoung’s mind was romance

Of course he liked you, and genuinely cared about your well being, he’d do anything to protect you, but it was a long wait after things cooled down before he decided to make a move

He turned down all your advance, and you understood why, but one day he was finally ready

You were both basically already in a relationship together, things just never progressed passed holding hands or cuddling at night, but that night was different

You walked into his room wearing his clothes that night since you hadn’t planned on staying over and got into bed next to him

Saeyoung could feel his pulse quicken as he made it his mission to kiss you that night, and agent 707 doesn't fail ;)

He pulls you close to him like he does everynight, but this time he turns you around to face him

The room is already dark, aside from a bit of light leaking in from the hallway

He traces your face all the way down to your lips and you can feel your own heart start to race in excitement

And then it happens-- he smashes his lips onto yours, the kiss is needy and long-awaited, but still innocent

You’re both breathless at the end of it as you mumble a ‘finally’ and Saeyoung responds with a ‘thanks for waiting for me’ CUTEEEEEEEE

There are plenty more kisses where that came from so get ready hehe

EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Posted: 11/11/2022

[limey-writes]

can i get a matchup? (if you're not doing them rn that's fine lol, just delete this ask) i'm a nonbinary/transmasc (he/they) with dark wavy hair thats about waist length. i'm pretty thin, but my job is physically demanding so i'm starting to build more muscle. i'm 5'8, pretty pale, and have freckles. i wear mostly black and i like wearing high heeled boots/platform shoes because i get dysphoric about my height.

i like video games, but im also really into astrology, tarot, art, antique weaponry (mostly old guns/swords/knives), collecting rocks, and music (fav genre is dark cabaret.) i really want to learn to play the piano/violin. i also really like plants and want to become a horticulturist.

im very quiet, but that's mostly because i don't like small talk. it's very draining to me and i don't like having to maintain social connections that feel superficial, so for those reasons i can come across as cold or rude without meaning to. it isn't really anyone's fault, i just genuinely enjoy being alone most of the time. i have a very hard time expressing myself vocally and prefer to text or write whatever it is i want to say. i'm an emotional person, but i'm not very expressive around other people. i really only open up around close friends and even then it's not by a whole lot. i always try my best to treat others with kindness, but if someone is continuously rude to me then i just ghost them or i intentionally piss them off for fun. the internet has permanently fucked up my sense of humor. i cant stop spending money on expensive ass clothes/body wash/hair care crap/cologne but i just like looking good and smelling good!! goddamn!!!

in terms of like romance or relationships or whatever: i don't like it when strangers flirt with me and i don't date for fun or anything like that. again, i don't like entertaining surface-level connections at all. i'm very introverted, so i want to be able to give all my energy to the people i'm actually close to. if i'm in a relationship with someone, then i'm 110% serious about it because it takes a lot for me to be close enough to someone to even consider dating them.

(i hope this wasn't too long lmao, i saw in another post that more detail was better so i tried my best to include a lot but not ramble too much)

Your turn for your match-up! (:< And thank you for the extra detail, it does really help!

I match you with...

Sniper!

Mick is the type of man to struggle with connections, so when you can across each other, he definitely appreciated the time he could have to actually fully get to know you. The man definitely can understand the need for alone time, so you can bet that he knows when you need space and when to come around and give you some extra care you might need. He definitely digs the aesthetic and compliments you so much about your platforms, he asks you to read his cards on occasion and listens so much when you want to talk about any sort of astrology to him. He does a lot of travelling, so he definitely loves talking about stars with you whenever you guys hang out together at night.

Whenever he goes on his missions, he makes it such an important part of it to bring you back a new rock you might not have in your collection. He definitely supports your love for plants, definitely would pick up a thing or two to be able to take care of some along with you, ever since meeting you he swears he's never had more plant life in his camper than he did before. Might even bring you a plant you've had your eye on over giving you flowers, but its the thought that matters, no? If you ever showed him your love for old weaponry, you can bet this man lights up and drops so many facts about any old guns he might know, for some reason he knows a lot about it but mainly he likes to do research on what weapon would work best for his line of work soooo, if that explains anything. If you'd let him, he's love to listen in if you ever wanted to practice piano or violin, might even play along with you if you asked him to, Mick is definitely one to appreciate the musical arts, and loves the fact you're so interested in it!

Mick is also in love with any sort of fragrance you use, expensive soaps, etc. He compliments you on any new one you're trying out and gets excited when you show him a new one, on occasion once he knows you well enough, you definitely might be surprised with a new cologne you told him in passing you liked or a new outfit you've been wanting. Sure he might not flat out say he is into you, but he is subtle with his means in telling you he likes you a lot, he likes the bluntness you have if you had ghosted someone rude to you, might even drop an idea or two on how to annoy them since he also finds it kind of entertaining. Once you guys are together, he also struggles with showing proper emotions, so instead he writes you little notes telling you how much you mean to him instead, hoping that gets the point across as best as he's trying to do.

If it makes you feel any better, this man probably laughs at the video of the falling waffle, so if you ever wanted to share any sort of obscure thing you like then you definitely might share the same sense of humor. Sure he takes his time being able to be open with you, but once he feels like you guys have had enough time hanging out with each other, Its like seeing a flower bloom with what other stuff he shares with you. He doesn't mind if you needed more time until you feel comfortable with him, he's a sniper so of course he's learned the art of being so patient with you as long as you need him to be.

[tavvattales]

Hi, nice to meet you! I’m Cedar, I’m bi with no particular leaning, could I get a romantic matchup please? c: I love to bake and sew, I can’t stick to just one thing and I have so many hobbies I jump from. But I take my dog Ori on walks every day if I can, or playing with my cat Cleo, and I don’t like staying still very much. I help practically raise my nephews, but I don’t like their mother in the slightest despite her being my sister lol. I don’t like when kids or animals are mistreated, or beans. I hate the texture of them, and I can eat just about everything else but those. I can be very quiet, but my temper can be explosive and I can say very hurtful things if I’m mad enough. I don’t trust very easily, but when I love someone, I end up falling hard and it takes me a while to get over it. I am roughly 5 ft tall, and I like trying new things. Unsurprisingly, I am a big nerd who likes to read, mostly romance or fantasy fiction. I hold grudges, but I try not to bring it up even if I don’t like the person. I try to be incredibly polite on a first impression so I end up seeming like a different person when I’m actually comfortable around someone. I have a large sweet tooth, ironically my favorite food is cinnamon gum, and I have a bad habit of getting too interested in something that I forget to take care of myself. I don’t care for messes, and I don’t really like how I look half the time. I may not act like it very much, however I am a big sucker for cliché romance. The whole baking together, snowball fights, and babysitting even, it all just seems like it’d be so sweet if not such a mess lmao. But thank you very much for your time, I appreciate it! c:

Hello sweetie pie~ Thank you for choosing Rebby's Matchmaking Services!

Let's see here. . .

I match you with~

Arataki Itto

Even when you're angry, Itto finds ways to cheer you back up, making you laugh instead of shout. You don't know how he does it, but you're grateful to him because he's your sense of comfort and calm.

Furrowing your eyebrows you glare at Akira, stomping towards him in a brilliant swarm of rage. He said something way out of line and you are determined to give him a piece of your mind, yet Itto pushes his arm out to stop you, "Move out of my way Itto!" You shout angrily attempting to move his arm downwards, but instead he grabs a hold of your wrist gently.

"Hey now, I can handle this; come here. ." he says, pulling you into him, "It's okay, I got you," Itto says calmly, his voice hitting your ears like a calm ocean wave just before a storm. You knew then that Akira would hear from Itto soon enough, but for now. . .all you needed was Itto.

Helping those in need used to be an Itto thing, but now with you in the picture it's the both of you, and he couldn't be happier. Being able to help the elderly and playing and causing mischief with the children of Inazuma is a favorite pastime for the two of you, especially your nephews, who, oh boy, probably cause the most mischief with Itto. Always having to pick up the pieces didn't bother you because you were doing it for the ones you love.

"N/N, N/N! Itto!" You call out to your two nephews and your lover, Itto, waiting patiently for them to come back inside from their Onikabuto battle, "Hurry up or I'm going to eat all the dinner myself~," you tease playfully heading back into the house as they scramble to get up, racing to the door.

"HaHAAHA! I WIN!" Itto exclaims as he touches the doorknob first; your two nephews pouting.

"No fair! You have longer legs than us. I'm not giving you any of our candy!" One of your nephews complains, folding his arms across his chest and sticking out his tongue. The other doing the same while Itto simple smiles at them and ruffles their hair before your booming voice echoes from the kitchen.

"MMMM THIS FOOD IS SOOOO GOOD. Surely they won't allow me to eat this all by my lonesome, hmmm?"

Even though you're much shorter than him, he makes you feel tall, building you up with words of encouragement and showering you in endless compliments. Plus, cuddle sessions with him are the absolute best.

You stretch out onto the bed, although you didn't take up much space, Itto on the other hand, flops haphazardly onto the bed, causing your small frame to bounce upwards as you giggle, "H-hey~ You almost squashed me, you, big oaf!" you snicker glancing over at him to see his reaction. Still, he lets out a booming laugh, tossing a pillow your way, it smacking you directly in the face, "Oh, now you've done it!"

Picking up the pillow, you scramble over him, smacking the pillow against his defenseless face a few times before he grabs you by the hips, pushing you aside, so he's on top of you, "I'm not going to let you win that easily, short stuff!" he smiles mischievously at you, pulling you in for a kiss.

[writingsfromthegrave]

Hi!!! I love your writing! Could I have a HLVRAI matchup please?

I'm Kess, I'm 18, and I love anything art. I'm 5"6 and mad about not being taller lol. I use he/they pronouns, and my hair is really short and close to my head. I've got lots of freckles and spots, and I always have some sort of bandage on because I pick at my skin :(. I'm generally a pretty cozy dresser, lot of sweatpants and sweaters and oversized shirts. I'm a scorpio, and I'm very loud and passionate. I'm a bit nervous around new people, and I think I come off as rude sometimes on accident. But I really just feel uncomfortable in social situations UNLESS I'm with friends. I tell a lot of weird jokes and know way too much about the ocean (I wanna be a marine biologist). I'm also very into art and drawing, and LOVE games like Resident Evil, Minecraft, and Firewatch. I think I spend like, $500 a year on art supplies or new games. I play DND too, though I'm a terrible dm lol. I can't stand seafood, inconsiderate people, and any material made of foam (bad texture).

Hope that's enough :)

gosh nonnie, i'm terribly sorry for the long wait. hope you're okay and enjoy!

I match you with . . .

Tommy Coolatta!

♡ Now hear me out . . . DND with Tommy? DND with Tommy. And BOY, does he LOVE playing with you. Even if you're not too confident in your dm skills, he's enjoying it anyway because you're there !! Will go to you for character-making advice and whatnot. He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit

♡ Definitely counts your freckles randomly. When he's too busy admiring you, he'll just spout it out, making random observations. Adores all your spots and even your bandages. They make you you! Tries to encourage you to not pick at your skin, but understands habits are hard to stop. Decorates you in colorful and patterned Band-Aids. They're FASHIONABLE

♡ Hands you his sweaters and shirts, and will sometimes steal yours in return. That way, when you get them back, you have something to remind you of him! Tommy finds this incredibly adorable and smiles soooo wide when he spots you wearing his clothes

♡ You're loud and passionate? He's loud and passionate with you, too. Willing to listen to you talk about anything you like, he's just happy to be with you. Hypes you up for anything & everything and he's your biggest fan/supporter. You know those people who bring cardboard cutouts spelling someone's name in like sports games and stuff? Yeah that's him but it spells out "K" "E" "S" "S"

♡ Tommy will absolutely do all of the talking and initiating with you, no need to feel awkward when he's around. Encourages you to improve on your social skills, but he has no issue in doing such things for you. Loves the praise and thank you's he gets in return!

♡ Oooh lord, a marine biologist? Well, you've piqued Tommy's interest. If he wasn't listening before, HE SURE IS NOW. God please tell him everything and anything you can, Tommy thinks you're the fucking coolest person alive.

♡ Insists on painting & drawing with you. Loves your hobbies and loves your art, but he loves joining you too! Tommy will either draw Sunkist or you two together, despite it probably being drawn in crayons.

♡ Minecraft is soo fun with Tommy. You two build the most stupidest, most random things. That is... if you don't let Benrey on there. Tommy has begged Benrey multiple times to not fuck your shit up even though it's nothing too fancy, it means a lot to Tommy.

♡ Loves watching you play games too. Adds so much commentary and funny jokes that you're probably not even focused on the gameplay at this point

♡ Tommy loves you to death and will always be there to do anything you need him to do for you. You've always got a shoulder to cry on and someone to go to for ANYTHING. You're so lucky

[rogue-durin-16]

MATCHUP FOR:

Anon

She/Her, 5’6, thin but curvy, blonde hair in a bob, I love wearing earrings and they’re my favorite jewelry. I’m American and I come from the Deep South. I’m obsessed with the 1920s and anything British! I love plants and birds❤️ I have binoculars so I can bird watch and my favorite plant to grow is roses. I’m also really good at design and building things. I tend to think in 3D, so I like making my own clothes and fixing things at home. I own my own small business and I’m really proud of it. I enjoy pottery, drinking beer with friends, or going hiking. I’m a very hard worker. My love language is Acts of Service. I’m charming, helpful, and down to earth. I can have a tendency to have a martyr complex though and feel like I’m the only one working hard.

From Band Of Brothers I Ship You With:

Eugene "Doc" Roe

Ship dynamic:

Helpers Helping Each Other™

Quote:

«I think we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. We are good people, and we've suffered enough.»

You cannot tell me this man's love language isn't Acts of Service too. Look at him. You two are soooo each other's caretaker.

That said, let's jump back in time just a bit.

The first time Eugene meets you, he doesn't mind you that much. Sure, you're veeeery good looking, but that's not quite it for him.

The first time Eugene talks to you, he can't help the butterflies in his stomach at your charming nature.

The first time Eugene actually sees you, he falls a little bit in love with you. You're so helpful and hardworking, that warms his heart and makes him wonder why he didn't feel like that from minute one.

The two of you interact more often than not —it's inevitable, given how similar you both are in the work field—, and you form this bond, not quite a friendship, just mutual understanding and respect.

Eventually, Gene decides he wants to take a leap of faith with you and make a move because the more he gets to know you, the more he likes you.

On the first date, Roe buys you roses because he overheard that you liked them, but he soon realizes you like growing them.

Next time he buys you roses seeds and you melt because why wouldn't you.

He's very sheepish about it though, which is really sweet.

Seeing how hard you work all the damn time and that encourages him to do the same, even when he feels like giving up.

The martyr complex, though, he's having none of it. Expect Roe to call you out on it, not in a rude way but in a way where he's able to point out your wrongs so you can make them right.

He loves to see you improve as a person and is more than willing to help with a little dose of self awareness.

You drag Roe out for beers with friends, but he doesn't really mind; he's not the most extroverted guy but he adores seeing your charming self interact with your friends.

He asks you to teach him how to do pottery, mainly because he wants to share more hobbies with you; he's not exactly great at it, but he's so cute when he tries.

He LOVES bird watching, specially with you.

You're his safe haven, and he's yours.

He's super encouraging of your designs.

After the war, since he becomes a construction contractor, he 100% drags you into any project he can. He talks to people in the business about your talent for building and thinking 3D.

At first it was more of a "my girlfriend is so talented" kind of thing, but when he realized it made job offers rain on you, he dropped the cute bragging and turned into something more professional.

He carries a portfolio of your designs around whenever he goes to work.

You two move to England at some point —maybe not for a long time, maybe forever, who knows—; the both of you fell in love with the British Isles, so why not settling there?

He asks you to design your house in England, and helps with whatever he can, such as bringing tons of 20's items from his parents house (clothes, jewelry —specially earrings—, kitchen utensils, etc.), or making sure your new home has a room where you can make your clothes.

He hasn't forgotten about your back garden. That's a priority. Have you included the back garden in your blueprint? Honey, don't forget the back garden.

He loves to see you grow plants, it brings a soothing feeling to him, so you better add that back garden.

[sachirou-senpai]

if you don't mind can i request general headcannons for being karasuno & nekoma's female manager?

of course! 💞💞💖💝💕 i hope you enjoy!!!

Karasuno:

okay, i firmly believe this would be one of the most emotionally fulfilling teams to manage

just seeing them all come so far?

and the way the boys get along i mean, it's chaotic, but it's so pure too

and of course they all love you dearly

it's like a bunch of brothers

i'd say you're probably in your second year

tanaka and noya are your absolute best friends

and so are enoshita and narita and kinoshita, but you're just closer with tanaka and noya

y'all probably get into a fair amount of shit together

but you gotta keep it to yourselves because you are the Precious Little Manager-Chan and you must keep your reputation good for the first years (no you cannot escape that nickname, even if you're taller than all of them)

speaking of the first years, they're so nice to you??

they love you soooo much and they just think you're such a cool person

yes, even tsukishima. he absolutely has a soft spot for you.

except to see Hinata and a rather reluctant Kageyama trying to stuff chocolates into your locker on Valentine's day

not even in a romantic way, they don't really like you like that

they just wanted to be nice

which makes your heart go 💕💗💝💕💞💕💞💝

the third years are absolute blessings omg

asahi really feels calm around you, he's usually much less anxious

you just have that effect, with yachi and hinata too

daichi feels like he can kinda let loose around you? away from the rest of the team, though

if you're eating lunch together he's a lot less formal and he's honestly such a funny guy

suga does the same thing as daichi, he doesn't have to be the "mom" friend, he can just be sugawara koushi for a little bit and he absolutely loves it

kiyoko loves you. that's it. no more.

i'm kidding, but she really does love you and she's so sad to leave you but she knows you're more than capable

oh we can't forget about yams! he is babie. you love him. you're secretly trying to get tsukki to realize he's in love with him. it's kinda working. #operationreader-chanmakestsukkirealizehesinlovewithyamaguchi

coach ukai also really likes you, mostly because you keep the boys in line and don't let them eat too many snacks, but he thinks you're pretty nice too

takeda sensei thinks you're a blessing from the heavens.

overall, 10/10 team. you will not be dating anyone until college though. they're all too protective for that.

Nekoma:

this would be such a silly team to be a manager for!!

you'd definitely have a lot of fun

honestly they're probably such sweethearts

actually, y'know what, they are and you can't tell me otherwise.

you're also a second year

with kenma 💞

omg kenma loves you so much

not that he'd show it

but he just loves that you're so patient with him and that you treat the team so well

speaking of treating the team well, they're all fucking in love with you because of how nice you are to them

kuroo high-key looks up to you (even if you're shorter than him) because you're so kind and gentle with his team

oh don't get me wrong, manager-chan can kick some ass when you need to, but you're sweet to them as a general rule

lev follows you like a lost puppy most of the time, because he is a lost puppy most of the time

yaku tells you not to be so nice to lev and like "whip him into shape" or something but honestly he thinks it's adorable how patient and sweet you are with him

and the other first years!

you're! so! sweet! to! them!

give them so many hugs and let them know they're loved 💝💞💗

yuki and tamahiko are literal dolls around you, you've gotten yourself some personal assistants

sometimes they act like the manager for you so you don't have to work as much

and you're like, "babes, this is my job"

whatever, just let them do it. it makes them feel good

also, the coaches let you sleep with the team when you're at training camps because sometimes the first years get anxious about being away from home 🥺💝

i think inuoka would be a really fun person to be around, like y'all would have so much fun!

he'd be the type to stay up a little too late with you to watch fail videos on your phone

kenma and fukunaga also really like fail videos but would never tell you because they feel guilty

it's true, #kenmaandfukunagaareclosetedfailvideolovers

kuroo absolutely does not feel any shame, and will annoyingly watch over your shoulder

once, he laughed so hard he woke up the whole team and he swears you beat him into next week

kai. is such an angel. he had such kind eyes. will be your salvation when it all gets too much. so nice. please hug him. he needs it.

yaku is nice. he also deserves hugs. he also does not kick you. he loves you too much.

yamamoto is so chaotic!!! he protects you at all costs

he will even sacrifice his pride for you, without a doubt, he just loves you

you probably bring them some sort of sweet treat every week, and they really wanted to give you something back so yamamoto and kai tried to organize a hangout where they'd make you something nice

they made you "cookies"

i don't think they could really be considered cookies

let's just say you thought you were being poisoned

you ate them anyway and hoped they were actually edible

although the next day you found a box of cookies in your locker with a note that said "we love you lots, thanks for being our manager. -kenma"

you died of happiness.

194829203910/10 team. so wonderful. 💗🥺💕💝🥺💝

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Yay! hope you liked it!!

this basically turned into "in which ______ school's volleyball team falls head over heels in love with their manager" and i'm really here for it

i 💞 these boys and they 💞 us too 💗💗💗

Requests and matchups are open!

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

Requested by: @sora-san-senpai

○Basic info::

●she/her pronouns

●Bisexual

●personality is INTP-T type

●A Taurus

●an oikawa and yamaguchi kinnie (How contradicting)

○appearance::

●5'6 ft

●Asian (more on the Indian side)

●dark chocolate brown hair (till my waist)

●got a medium bank but nice tiddies and thicc thighs😩

●brown eyes

●dark circles😔

●glasses

●chubby cheeks

●I have bangs too

●thin lips

●I stay at home most of the time so-sweatpants, a loose tee and occasional outings- that skater skirt and hoodie shit.

●an invisible mole on my upper lip

○personality::

●introverted

●likes procastinating

●severe adhd

●lazy

●foodie

●no sports except maybe swimming, tennis and volleyball

●stay at home

●sucker for late night drives

●night owl

●rain. I love rain ..

●bipolar

●sometimes superiority complex

●but sometimes inferiority complex

●playful

●friendly

●kind

●supportive

●insecure

●adaptable

●I can adapt to a person's liking somehow

●not really emotional

●rarely cries

●A weird pervy personality

●(bipolar amirite 😩😩)

●I constantly focus on the negative instead of the positive

○hobbies::

●writing

●reading

●art

●music

●baking/cooking

●learnt around 7 languages

○likes

●Rain

●anime

●kpop

●reading

●angst(idk-)

●food

●A bug sucker for that ancient far East dynasty thing- (like china/japan/korea)

●Cats ... baby cats

●sour and spicy things

○dislikes::

●try hards

●no exercise pls

●mis judging me

●not accepting me for me

●bullies

○Ideal relationship::

●supportive s/o

●loving

●dorky

●if they are hurting I want to help them

●someone close to my personality

●honest

●loves me for me and very much

●playful, never a dull moment

●low-key wants a clingy (not really clingy ) s/o

●and id love to baby you

●spoil u

● sugar mommy-NO

this is long sorry for the wait(^^)

@sora-san-senpai

Romantic Matchup

Kenma Kozume

How Y’all Met

Okkkk

So you we’re originally friends with Kuroo

Mans sure has a type when it comes to friends

But anyways

He noticed how you and Kenma STRUGGLED with making new friends

So he did what any good friend would do and introduced you two

He was expecting you two to be all shy with each other

Honestly he was expecting y’all just to not talk to each other

What he DIDNT expect was for you two to hit it off so we’ll 😀

Like shit after he introduced you two

Y’all were talking like crazy

Y’all just had a lot in common

Soon enough you two started hanging out

Without Kuroo 🥲

They would be very simple hangouts

Like playing games at his house

Baking at yours

Or even just sitting on the couch enjoying each other’s company

So you two became extremely close

And one day

Some creep at school was harassing you

So you know what our boy kenma did

Defended you of course!

He walked up to you two and pretended to be your boyfriend

And he told the dude to buzz off

Of course you thanked him

And it was that moment he realized that he ACTUALLY wanted to be your boyfriend

He wanted to be that person you could ALWAYS count on to protect you

So he asked how you would feel about actually dating

And that’s when you confessed your feelings for him

And bippidy boppidy boo y’all started dating

What They Love About You

Oh he ADORES the fact that your a fellow introvert

Because he never has to put himself in awkward situations to please you

Omg he LOVES that your a night owl

Poor boy never has anyone to talk to at 3 am 😔

But now he has you!

Honestly he loves that your lazy

He’s not the most active person himself

And he already has Kuroo on his back for that

So he’s glad your not on his back about it too

He likes that your not really a emotional person

Only because he doesn’t know how to deal with human emotions 🥲

But if you’re ever upset PLEASE go to him

He will help you I promise

OMG

he loves how much you spoil him

Like shit he’s a little baby sometimes

Oh your height is PERFECT to him

Because he’s still taller

But only by an inch

He just likes how you two are practically the same height

Favorite Things To Do Together

UGH

Honestly just staying at home with you

ESPECIALLY on rainy days 😩

Y’all will usually just bake all day then have a total sugar crash and just nap on the couch together

All while it’s pouring rain outside

I’m talking thunder, lightning

The good shit

It’s always a vibe

Random Hc

Kenmas a little baker!

Granted he can only make simple things like cookie

But he can make that shit from scratch

It’s decorating that he’s not great at...

His cakes always end up looking like this

But they always taste great soooo

Most of your text messages happen between 1 am and 4 am

Kuroo takes full credit for your relationship 💀

Astrology

These two Signs are thought of as being karmically linked.

They’re both looking for security in a relationship and they share a love of art, poetry and culture.

This relationship may start slowly as, on the surface, they might have few common interests.

However, once they understand one another they may learn they have much more in common than was first apparent.

Taurus and Libra both have a love for the arts. They appreciate fine dining and theater, collecting art and music.

Pleasure — physical, aesthetic — is a premium for these two Signs.

They both love to woo and be wooed; courtship is a necessary part of any romantic relationship for them, and since they both have this need, they fit well together.

Taurus appreciates Libra’s charm; if stubborn Taurus doesn’t get their way, diplomatic Libra is able to smooth things over and keep the peace.

Libra appreciates the luxuries that sensual Taurus provides them.

They also have much to teach one another:

Libra can help Taurus see the different sides of a situation, and Taurus can help Libra overcome their notorious indecision.

Overall Aesthetic

After Hours 🌙

Chanel - Frank Ocean

My Future - Billie Eillish

Yeah Right - Joji

Can I Call You Tonight? - Dayglow