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I need y’all to understand how fucking good sniper looked in the last bit???? Like????? Goddamn I would do anything for that man

I LOVE THE COMIC AND I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM ABOUT IT WITHH IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AAAAAAA I BINGED IT AT WORK LMAO

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I LOVE THE COMIC AND I NEED SOMEONE TO SCREAM ABOUT IT WITHH IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AAAAAAA I BINGED IT AT WORK LMAO

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LIMEY THEY DID IT

SEVENTH TF2 COMIC DROPPED

ITS FUCKING HERE

*Me when potentially I get to see my BLORBO AGAIN IM GONNA FUCKING RGRGRGRHHGGHRHRGRH*

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOO

Hiatus of mine of my stupid depressed ass will be fixed upon seeing my blorbo

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From the flames of the fire I feel you crawl into my bed Throwing shapes at the sky I watch you crying into me

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Yum, thanks

I love chewing on your cbs he’s so tasty and your hcs feed me so much

Only my best for the people

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uuhh some bread puppies (bruppies!!) i designed that twidder decided they really liked so you guys get them too!

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Hi! I hope you’re accepting imagine ideas, if not that’s cool. If you are I’ve kind of been wondering: how do you think the different yandere mercs would react to learning their counterpart/rival also was yandere for their darling? Ex:, medic is yandere for y/n but soon learns that heavy is yandere for them also. Same goes with rivals like sniper and spy + demo and soldier, stuff like that. I could imagine most would try to get the other merc out of the picture but some may try to work something out. Thanks and have a good day :)

Ooooo that's pretty interesting, I can totally mess with that yeh tw: Yandere themes, maybe some blood, you know how it be and how it do (: Imma do your sniper/spy and demo/solly, since thats a fun dynamic too lol ~~~

Sniper and Spy have been always at each other's throats, but when it came down to meeting someone new who seemed to really catch their attention. They were left to constantly bicker and fight around each other even when you'd be there, it would be slight jabs at each other or ending up beating the ever living christ out of each other until the other finally leaves the two of you be. Sniper would go on and try to hijack anything you would be doing with Spy, whether it would be getting you to come with him in places that would be far away from where Spy might have some wandering eyes. Sniper is whispering sweet nothings into your ear, tempting you with everything you could ever want while he's trying to make sure that nothing would be better than spending nights with him in his camper rather than cooped up with some old smoking rat, right? Spy on the other hand was always trying to gift you things you've had your eye on for a while, showing you different things that he knows would absolutely make you want them. Whether it be jewelry, fancy clothes, items, hell he'd go as far to buy you a new sleek car if you really wanted it. Spy is a gifting man, and if that doesn't keep you away from Sniper, how about a trip to France? Or Spain? Anywhere that would be far enough from the bastard of a bushman just to earn your attention. He knows better than to outright tell you that Sniper was not good enough, besides, he doesn't have to tell you that he's gross, why not show you? After all, what are these totally not doctored pictures doing that he found laying around with Sniper with someone else? How odd. ~~~ Demo and Soldier were always close, spending time together and doing everything together, you'd think that when you came into their lives that they'd actually cooperate and see if they could possibly keep you in both of their lives...which worked for a while. Except Demo was a little hesitant and nervous to let you be by yourself with Soldier, and Soldier was not wanting to spend a minute apart from you. So it's basically Demo playing babysitter and Solly getting to bring you with him on the most dangerous kinda thing he's ever thought of doing. You can imagine the kind of heart attack that Demo had when he saw you and Soldier flying through the air like two proud american eagles. (Soldier's exact words after Demo had to tend to any scratch you might've gotten on the way down, which is nothing but he cant help but be worried.) Soldier follows you wherever you go, to the store? Yup. On a walk? Holding your hand, watching your six. Going to take a nap? Not without him in the room to protect from anyone waking you up, which is usually him yelling at someone to go away and not bother you. Soldier adores you to the moon and back and even more, which means you can do no wrong in his eyes, no matter what you do he's rooting you on and on your side at all times. Which means if anyone ever tells you no, wrongs you, or makes you frown, you bet your ass that their neck is being snapped in an instant. Soldier plays no games and neither does Demo, so they can always be found tag teaming by brainstorming ways that they can make sure some asshole who said something behind your back disappears for the rest of their days. They'd never tell you what happened though, even asking Solly would give you an odd answer that would probably never make sense, but why care about some random person? You have them after all!

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limeyyyy !! no ask or request, just wanted to say welcome back :]

Me when my moot is still checking on me even though I’ve been dead for like ever and I am happy that I can make content for a fandom that is so good to me you’re the best homie

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Sooo.. Florida?

- local floridian

Wait for Brute? He could be in Florida, but idk if y’all get any snow down there since he’s in the cold :x

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HEYYYYYY LETS TALK ABOUT MY CBS BRANCH OFF WE CALL BRUTE/BRUTUS ROUND THESE PARTS

I'm...actually not sure whether or not its still counted as a cbs thing so I wont tag it as such, but...hes lovely, and I wanna talk about him. FEEL FREE TO IGNORE ME IF YOU WANT ~~~ Brutus is a feral man. He lives in a swamp, which I like to make snowy since I fucking love snow, but he lives there. He built his own house with his own bare hands and is damn proud of it, he lives alone and has his caiman gator named spaghetti. I think I've mentioned that already in a previous post maybe. He occasionally gets company, which whether you're a good guy or someone trying to bring him back to the hell he escaped from, depends whether or not you're gonna be thrown into his basement with some long conversations of how you even managed to get all the way out here without dying from an animal or freezing. He hates shaving, so he just keeps his beard pretty trimmed and his hair long, he does tie it up, so if he does find your company enjoyable, you have free range to play with his hair whether putting it up in braids or giving him new styles, he is absolutely down to try anything new...that isn't a haircut. Big man, loves to get his time in with getting wood chopped and getting snow off his porch, he makes sure that even with no company, his place is nice and tidy to receive the ones that actually try to stay and stick around for him to spend time with. Maybe I should draw him with Dog

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hewwo how are you doing??? two things 1.) could we get some general sniper headcanons(hes like my favorite but i don't know much about him !!) and also are u still doing matchups ! :0

No more match ups im sorry ): but YES THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT MY ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAVORITE RRRGGRGHHGHGHH anyway. ~~~ Sniper loves his camper, and he lives in an organized mess in there, he grinds his own coffee beans and god he makes a hell of a good blend. He may not be as athletic or as strong as the other mercs can be, but he does tend to like getting some time walking outside, when its a little darker and when he can tolerate the heat a little more without having to be in constant worry of watching his back too. His favorite color is an everest green, he has sheets and blankets in that color, which he says is the best since he's never allowed any other color to touch his bed. He's secretly a snuggler when he sleeps, also has a tendency to hold pillows or whatever he can get his arms around in bed in a death grip, and you'd best hope you did everything before you end up taking a nap with him. He likes old soft rock, listens to it on his down time and occasionally would bring a little radio with him whenever he'd go out to his makeshift range, whether it be just to catch up with any news or just to listen to some tunes, he loves to just have any sound or chatter around, as long as it's not overwhelmingly loud (cough cough scout). But overall, he likes his teammates, even if some can be insufferable at times, but he finds himself just...wanting to be around them in some cases more than others, even if it might just be to absorb anything new in someone's life. Sniper likes to be in the loop of everything, whether if its Scout's brother getting a new girlfriend, Demo and Soldier blowing something up that probably was not meant to be, or just listening to the doc and truckie chatter about some crazy new experiment to do. A simple man, which has my heart

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J... Jane with polyam s/o? 😳

- not that polyambi soldier simp who happens to follow you

Oh goodness me how did I not see this lovely thing ~~~ - Jane doesn't really get it at first, so please be patient with him with random questions he might ask in the middle of nowhere. Yes in the grocery store. What do you mean its not appropriate to ask if he can be officiant to any extra weddings? He makes it his mission to flaunt and show off what he's got. So when you tell him about any sort of crush you had/potential partner, Jane is all over it, he wants to know everything and will be your wingman for your new crushes. He is extremely supportive with it, so long as he can give them the long winded speech he has prepared in order for new partner to know that if they ever hurt you, its their ears around your neck.

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Sooooooooo remember I used to live on here and then got on a hiatus x:

Yeah that fucking sucked.

But I really want to lean back into this, because I love this place and I love thinking about tf2 men, so I’m gonna really get back into it, if not for you guys, for me (:

So I apologize for your very long wait my loves, let’s get back into this

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LETS GET BACK ON TRACK

I love men, we all know this, I talk about a bunch of men all the time hear me out though

Engie? God who doesn’t think this man is so good looking? I feel like he has his hair super buzz cut and leaves enough where it feels fuzzy, absolutely would rub it with my hand and nuzzle it. Totally carries around his teammates like as if they were his tool boxes and just wanders around with them all the time.

Medic absolutely finds it helpful because like, he’s totally into the fact of not having to run around and chase everyone down. So whenever he gets tired I bet instead of calling for medic like everyone else does he goes and calls for engie.

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Ahaha

I’m alive

Who wants to hear me rant about how much of a sexy bitch sniper is?

Also alt acc I forgot to tell everyone about I think that’s nsft but that’s for adults which I also haven’t talked about

BUT YEAH HI I MISSED THIS PLACE AND PEOPLE AND I WANNA TALK ABOUT MEN AGAIN

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just a single father chilling with his homies

nothing nefarious going on here….

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soldier teaches sniper how to rocket jump

(repost from twitter!)

Edit:

It has a sequel now :]