#disco sexyman bracket

[sydmarch]

disco sexyman bracket recap/highlight reel. truly it's been such an honor voting with y'all.

art sources in order of appearance:

gartesweep by @palms-upturned

steban & ulixes by @revacholianpizzaagenda

steban & ulixes, smoker & andre, mack & tiago all by @brainrotdotorg

3 weed smoking gfs & double loser harry by me. image descriptions for all art in alt, sorry there's no descriptions for the images that are collections of tags that would've been an impossible undertaking.

[babeclownart]

In celebration of Smoker's SECOND place in the Disco Sexyman poll I've decided to reward him with his own sexypedia page.

I've already wrote the character suggestion, he just needs more likes to get his own page.

[not-wikied-sexyperson-brawl]

Jumin Han's Info Post.

Harry Du Bois' Info Post.

[finex09]

So parts of tumblr are holding elections/polls to decide the sexyman/icon/poor meow meow of [x] tumblr and I really wanna do one for EDM but I don't know how many of us there are that could participate

EDM crew rise up I know there's like. 5 of you at least

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest im tired of the brackets now. we could’ve just stopped after sexyman and tumblrwoman. i promise you don’t actually have to survey people to determine the disco elysium character with the cutest knee dimples. put the polls down and back away slowly.

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what's more poor little meow meow than losing 2 brackets in 1 day?

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masterpost with results to all previous rounds linked

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@kimpreg your tags..... so true bestie

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congratulations to kim kitsuragi official winner of the disco sexyman bracket! harry's happier about kim's victory than he would've been about his own

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results are in for the funniest contest in history. garte i'm so sorry you had to go through this

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ROUND FOUR of the disco sexyman bracket! getting down to the wire!

matchups this round:

harry vs smoker on the balcony

kim vs klaasje

all relevant posts will be tagged 'disco sexyman bracket'

this one ended up MUCH closer than i thought it would. when i was setting the whole thing up soona was NOT one i expected to get this far good for her

the funniest matchup of all time. you gave it your all, garte. props for getting this far but i'm sure that's only bcus this whole competition is being put on by someone who regularly babygirlifies you. not at all surprised to see ruby & smoker nearly tie again, they are on SUCH equal footing. i've said it before but i still stand by my smoker vote ruby is SEXIER but he's more of a TUMBLR SEXYMAN imo.

neha never stood a chance but just like with soona, very surprised to see her make it this far.

this one was TOUGH i was honestly preparing for mananasweep based on how well he performed previously. have a quick honk on that bobo as a consolation prize

[sydmarch]

THE FINAL ROUND OF THE DISCO SEXYMAN BRACKET IS UPON US! the ultimate showdown! gay on gay violence! the 2 men responsible for harry's bi awakening going head to head!

VOTE HERE

last round's results:

poor harry lost this AND the poor little meow meow contest in one day. is there any creature more sad and pathetic than him.. a double loser. if he knew about this turn of events he would die from critical morale damage. not even being THEE main character could get him ahead of the smoker

we all knew it was gonna turn out this way didn't we? this was always a contest to see who would be going up against kim in the finale. if anyone stands a chance it's the smoker imo

if you wanna see the breakdowns from previous rounds:

round 4 masterpost w round 3's results

round 3 masterpost w round 2's results

round 2's masterpost w round 1's results

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LOOK HOW SAD HE IS. HE'S CRYING SO HARD FROM BEING IN LAST PLACE HIS JOKER MAKEUP IS RUNNING. DO YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT? GO VOTE FOR GARTE!!!

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link to round 4 masterpost & previous round's results

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link to round 4 masterpost & previous round's results

[palms-upturned]

Reasons why Ruby is literally a textbook sexyman:

Literally has blue hair and pronouns

Tragic mafia backstory

Is initially suspected of being a villain only to turn out to have a heart of gold

Hot and gets tons of action but also just a dash of patheticness

Falls for a girl to the point of offering to run away together with her and then nearly takes the fall for a murder for her only to then get DUMPED and NO HOMO’D and FRAMED FOR MURDER

One of the most pivotal moments of the game revolves around trying to save her life

Gap moe (mafia smuggler who is actually so nice that it’s almost comedic, best friend is a sweet old lady, uses her butch handy powers to fix ppl’s radiators)

Women canonically want her AND fish canonically fear her

Smoker:

Is a sexy man but NOT a sexyman

Garte:

Garte

masterpost to all matchups this round