#disco sexyman bracket

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disco sexyman bracket recap/highlight reel. truly it's been such an honor voting with y'all.

art sources in order of appearance:

gartesweep by @palms-upturned

steban & ulixes by @revacholianpizzaagenda

steban & ulixes, smoker & andre, mack & tiago all by @brainrotdotorg

3 weed smoking gfs & double loser harry by me. image descriptions for all art in alt, sorry there's no descriptions for the images that are collections of tags that would've been an impossible undertaking.

[babeclownart]

In celebration of Smoker's SECOND place in the Disco Sexyman poll I've decided to reward him with his own sexypedia page.

I've already wrote the character suggestion, he just needs more likes to get his own page.

[not-wikied-sexyperson-brawl]

Jumin Han's Info Post.

Harry Du Bois' Info Post.

[finex09]

So parts of tumblr are holding elections/polls to decide the sexyman/icon/poor meow meow of [x] tumblr and I really wanna do one for EDM but I don't know how many of us there are that could participate

EDM crew rise up I know there's like. 5 of you at least

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest im tired of the brackets now. we could’ve just stopped after sexyman and tumblrwoman. i promise you don’t actually have to survey people to determine the disco elysium character with the cutest knee dimples. put the polls down and back away slowly.

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what's more poor little meow meow than losing 2 brackets in 1 day?

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masterpost with results to all previous rounds linked

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@kimpreg your tags..... so true bestie

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masterpost of all other matchups this round

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masterpost to all matchups this round

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disco elysium sexyman (gender neutral) tournament is on! the way i had to grasp at straws to get enough characters to fill the bracket lmao.

so as to not clog the tag i'll be tagging the individual polls with just "disco sexyman bracket" and they'll all link back to here for convenience. was totally inspired by @brainrotdotorg's skills bracket & thought it would be fun to do a general one!

the round one matchups:

harry vs steban

dolores vs roy

ulixes vs idiot doom spiral

egg head vs soona

smoker on the balcony vs andre

trant vs ruby

judit vs garte

tiago vs mack

kim vs lilienne

pissfaggot vs acele

chester vs elizabeth

novelty dicemaker vs fuck the world

evrart vs joyce

tommy vs klaasje

titus vs jean

noid vs call me manana

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congratulations to kim kitsuragi official winner of the disco sexyman bracket! harry's happier about kim's victory than he would've been about his own

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literally dropped everything & started drawing this at midnight after seeing @motifbf's tags on the sexyman poll:

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results are in for the funniest contest in history. garte i'm so sorry you had to go through this

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masterpost of all matchups this round

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time for round 2 of the disco sexyman bracket!

matchups for round 2:

harry vs dolores

idiot doom spiral vs soona

smoker on the balcony vs ruby

judit vs garte vs tiago

kim vs acele

elizabeth vs novelty dicemaker

joyce vs klassje

titus vs manana

just like last time this post will be the only one to go into any main tags so as not to spam & all of the polls will be tagged just "disco sexyman bracket"

results from round 1 below the cut along w my silly little commentary

it was always gonna end this way, sorry steban

did NOT expect this one to be as hotly debated as it was. cmon roy is like a cool old hippie who gives you free weed & we let a moralist war criminal beat him out? ok :(

i was surprised to see doom spiral get such a lead so fast but once you think about it it just makes sense

sorry egg head but soona has undeniable sex appeal

the BIGGEST sweep out of them all but is anyone surprised?

this one was also obvious. sorry trant but even in universe everyone acknowledges ruby gets mad pussy

THEE most hotly debated and campaigned for of the bunch. even tho garte could technically get the win (and i would love to give it yo my special princess) since they both show as 50% i'm gonna call it a tie both to stay fair and for the drama of it all

#crabsweep was obvious i mean a flexible cryptid man with a sexy accent vs a cop (granted one in a mesh shirt but still)

i'm SORRY lilienne i figured it anyone had a chance against kim it would be a hot milf with a sword. all things considered she didn't lose that badly

even tho i voted for acele i was still kinda shocked by these results

it was never even a question. sorry chester

#NEHASWEEP love that for her

another one that was much more hotly debated than i expected. evrart i'm so sorry you lost. if it's any consolation i'd still rock your shit so hard your lazy eye starts seeing straight.

i'll admit i paired these two up just to cause problems on purpose >:3

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ONES jean is like, designed in a lab to be a tumblr sexyman and yet he lost on round 1. that is so like him.

this one also shocked me don't get me wrong i'm a huge manana fan too but noid is soooo tumblrina i really thought this one would be closer.