#unwikied sexypeople brawl

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The Moonjumper's Info Post.

Renfield's Info Post.

Big Man's Info Post.

[dbxhibition]

if cecil can be called "queer history" by late-twenties year olds enough to win the big sexyman rematch, then cookie can be called part of queer history too. his games have a lot of queer stuff, including but not limited to two "mom, dad, me and [host who was cookie one of the times] are not afraid of our love" lines when the game is launched during pride month, as well as a moment where one of his fellow hosts (schmitty, in fact) bluntly says "I love you" to him. let's not act like all of those moments are nothing more than jokes, because it doesn't change the fact that You Don't Know Jack is pretty damn progressive for a series starting from the '90s, and if anything, it at least deserves more recognition than simply being the trivia game that was funny.

ALSO LETS NOT FORGET THAT HE FITS SEVERAL OF THE SEXYPEDIA CRITERIA HE DID NOT GET TRAPPED IN A SIMULATION FOR 4 YEARS ONLY TO GET BEATEN BY A COCKROACH WHO HARDLY LOOKS LIKE A COCKROACH

so yeah. vote cookie masterson he deserves this

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Raine Whispers' Info Post.

High Roller's Info Post.

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Perch Perkin's Info Post.

Jumin Han's Info Post.

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Scissors, The Dual-Bladed Duelist's Info Post.

High Roller's Info Post.

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Miss Frizzle's Info Post.

Ash Williams' Info Post.

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Ty Betteridge's Info Post.

Raine Whispers' Info Post.

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Scissors, The Dual-Bladed Duelist

Source: Paper Mario: The Origami King (Video Game)

Explanation from Submitter: object head sometimes, absolutely insane (literally cuts up dozens of people into confetti and sticks them onto a giant buzzy beetle) super overconfident, dominating and has a one hit kill move, possibly artsy with the scissors part n arts and crafts, very murderous, did i say insane already? nonhuman ofc its a pair of scissors, has a theme song (duel bladed duelist!), no set gender

Polls:

vs The Mauler Twins (won)

vs High Roller (lost)

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To the person who wanted to nominate Gradient Joe:

Congrats on him being on the wiki, I'm sorry you had to find out he was on the wiki because of this.

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Miss Frizzle's Info Post.

Raine Whispers' Info Post.

Perch Perkins' Info Post.

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Ty Betteridge's Info Post.

Cofi's Info Post.

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Cookie Masterson

Source: You Don't Know Jack (Jackbox Games)

Explanation from Submitter: A lot of the comments/reviews I see on YDKJ games point out how hot the voice is. We've all voted for Cecil in the sexyman polls, disembodied voices count!

Polls:

vs Luci (lost)

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The Brain's Info Post.

The Moonjumper's Info Post.

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Raine Whisper's Info Post.

Luci's Info Post.

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Big Man's Info Post.

Bugbo's Info Post.

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SCP-076-B's Info Post.

Big Man's Info Post.