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Damn Isa can you reload anymore slower /s
#signalis#isa Signalis#lstr#signalis chimiera#shitpost#Idk why she reloads sO DAMN SLOW DURING MY PLAYTHROUGH#meanwhile me getting beat up by the chimera in the bg#mAAM#MAAM IM DYING HERE!!
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I REFUSE TO BELIEVE
#god. god. god#max screams#WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNN SHE WOULD 'BE BETRER OFF ALONE'#THE WHOLE 3RD GAME IS HER FINDING HIM#AND YOURS RELLING ME SHE LEAVES HIM????#and the fact its supposed to take place just a few months afterwards......#oh comic clem i hope vi or louis or tenn is still alive#like. its not canon. ik its not canon#bc why tf would she LEAVE HER SON AFTER SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR YEARS#god. if they eanted her to go alone they dodnt have to go like#'yeah aj ik i just found you again but im not happy and you can make me happy#so im leaving you here'#MAAM#clem wouldnt do that#plus the whole point of her character is that yeah she can work good alone but she doesnt Want to be#like. aj is her baby.#plus she has friends that she cares about and ones she wishes she could bring back#like. the whole story is literally her found families#but the heartbreaking part is is that they keep dying or having to leave#she wouldnt leave aj permanently. why not just make something where didnt exist if youre going that far to ignore him
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IT'S GENETIC
same sisterly energy
#summer rose#rwby v10 spoilers#rwby spoilers#im dying#from that finale but also because the g l a r e#raven i love you you terrible woman but gd summer was not having any of your shit and i was here for it LMAO#bless you summer rose#thank you maam
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You belong with me
it's me, hi (hi) i've been dying to write darcy so i came up with this fic🩶 if y'all have any requests don't b shy i'm bored as hell
darcy lewis x asguardian!reader; pretty fluffy no warnings enjoy🩶, in my head R is some sort of goddess w powers but it isn't specifically stated so yea👍
since you were one of thors closest friends you always got wrapped up in his shenanigans. you were also pretty close to the odinson family because you knew them since you thor and loki were little.
mr and mrs odinson never admitted it but they kinda hoped you'd end up with one of their boys.
though, you didn't float that way. and thor and loki saw you as family.
when thor got sent to earth, odin asked if you would keep an 'eye' on him. you cared about thor and honestly were scared to say no to odin so you obliged.
when you got to earth you definitely got a better landing than your dear friend. seeing as he was laying on the floor and unconscious.
there was mortals surrounding him though, with some sort of vehicle. you studied them. no danger, easy targets. you weren't gonna attack them. if they provoked you, you wouldn't let them slide.
there was a man, well in his age. a women, possibly the 'leader' of the group. but the last girl, she was absolutely beautiful. easily the most gorgeous women in all the ten realms.
"big guy brought his friend" the man stated alarmed
"i'm so sorry maam i don't know where you two came from and i swear i didnt mean to hit him with my car and she didn't mean to tase him im sure." the women, who you later found out was jane, rambled.
you only smirked. guess the angel of a women took down the god of thunder.
"don't worry miss, we don't mean harm" you said, voice thick with your asguardian accent.
"that's probably the hottest alien i've ever seen."
you turned to face the source of the angelic sound. you couldn't help but step closer to her.
"may i get a name, darling?" you asked looking down at her. noticing she had raised her weapon. cheeks still a rosy color.
"darcy, darcy lewis. it's an honor to meet you space person" she said charismatically.
"it's an honor to met you darcy. i'm y/n y/l/n." you grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it. having learned from thor on how to make women swoon.
darcy's jaw dropped. this hot ass alien just fell from the sky and is now centimeters away from her lips.
"can you help us carry your friend into the van?" the man stated, ruining your moment
"don't worry sir i got it from here." you said shooting darcy a flirtatious glance and walking towards your dear friend.
darcy looked at jane who looked at her simultaneously, shooting her two thumbs up.
you picked up your friend as if he weighed nothing, propping him over your shoulder. your biceps flexed deliciously against your traditional asguardian clothing. darcy nearly drooled at the sight.
you laid him in the vehicle and you all got in. you made sure to sit next to darcy.
you told everyone what was going on, jane nearly crashing when she found out there was two gods in her car that had fallen from another realm.
the next day thor had woken up and you explained everything. you made sure he wouldn't be reckless and hurt somebody, especially her.
during breakfast you scolded thor like a child and asked him to behave. having to slowly explain he wasn't a prince here.
during your stay with darcy you watched her like a hawk. she was so gorgeous. she was intelligent, humorous, did you already mention gorgeous?
you told her many times about it too.
"you have to be the most beautiful women in all the ten realms my dear" or " are you sure you were born here? and not heven?"
she was equally as flirty. well she tried, she was constantly flustered by your gaze or remarks.
you two fell in love. from the very start there was just some sort of connection between you two. but this wouldn't be any ordinary long distance relationship.
you wanted to love darcy. you dreamed of falling in love since you were a little girl. but, she was a mortal. you were the goddess of (your choice).
you didn't let it distract you tho. thor fell in love with jane so you'd follow in his footsteps.
your glad thor didn't like darcy like that. you were sure she wouldn't like you if he was the other option. but darcy wished the same. she was glad that you liked her and not jane. she'd want her friend to be happy of course. but with you? she'd be a little jealous.
you accompanied thor with his hammer troubles because well it was your job. but darcy saw your capabilities while you fought alongside thor during the battle where all of your friends came down to help.
"well that was certainly something" darcy said as you and her walked away after thor and jane went to go do their, thing.
you looked at darcy, slight battered up. nothing your godly healy couldn't handle.
"you think?"
you let out a breathy laugh. you stared at darcy's beauty once again.
"you're gonna have to ask me out on a date if you keep staring at me like that ms y/n." you laughed once again swooning over darcy's humor.
"i'd love to take you out, my love. i'm just not aware of thors plans. i hope i can see you again.
darcy sighs realizing you actually were from another realm.
it broke your heart. you met the girl who you were sure was the love of your life, but she had to be from another realm.
"don't go falling for any other gods up there alright?" she giggles trying to make the best of the situation.
"after meeting you my love, i never want to look at anyone else." you said planting a kiss on her forehead. giving her a big hug.
saying goodbye was the hardest thing. but you left her with a promise to come back. and there was no way you were ever gonna break it.
a/n hi
idk if u guys would want a part two lmao also i got distracted and wrote my whole fantasy w my whole oc in mind but hoped you enjoyed. it's lowkey highkey bad but oh well. i love darcy nd i'm tryna fill up her tag.🩶 send requests PLEASE
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ALL THE FRIGING BOOKS IM WAITING FOR
ACOTAR 6- Dont get me started on this. Just waiting for elucien and gwynriel.
I dont think this is real i just wanted to put a picture btw.
Lauren is my roman empire and i own all her books CEPT THIS ONE GURL GIVE EM TO ME
I have been waiting for Lexington's story forever and my babies are finally coming! Then i will be dying to read Sierra x xavier book
I have been waiting for Ava Nash and Eli King ever since Ruthless empire dropped. Eli is for sure going to give Jonathan king vibes and i simply can not wait for Cole to go nuts about his new son in law. ALSO I NEED REMI x ARIELA MOMENTS PLEASE! The man on the cover that is Eli better be finest out of them all.
LIZ AND WES BABIES ARE COMINGGG AND OMG THE ´´SHES NOT YOU´´ sign just kill me. ITS SECOND CHANCE AND IN COLLEGE TOOOOO
AHHAHAHAJAJHAHSH*UYEGUIWID GIBSIE AND CLAIRE FINALLY! SUNSHINE x SUNSHINE TROPE. BUT its one of those tropes where the boy hides his pain with a smile :( .
LIZZIE YOUNG MY FAV TOMMEN GIRL EVER!!!! The release date is not confirmed and i don´t think she will be selling the people covers anymore so this is not the confirmed cover. IK she ends up with hughie unless a miracle happens but i just want her to be happy+katie. Still praying every day for Lizzyfeely tho.
Sloane is probably going to be my favorite king of sin girlie because i said so. Im so excited to read about her and xaviers dynamic. I think his name is pronounced haveeair?
Im so excited for this. 1. Its about Asher who i have been waiting for since Twisted hate. 2. Its Ana huang 3. its about soccer. Soccer boys are my favorite sports boys and are the best. I feel like I've never seen soccer romance so im excited.
So i might have said i did not want to read haunting adeline no matter what but then some force on earth made me read it and i love its ok? PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!! Anyways i heard it came out yesterday but still put it here.
I'm literally so hyped for this yall dont even know. I love melanie´s writing sm. Like she just dominates me whole.
How does she release a book like this and proceeds to make us wait for the next one. LIKE MISS MAAM
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HENRY EVER SINCE BOOK 1 AND OMG THE FOLKLORE CARDIGAN IMA CRY
If you have not everybody go read all these series right now. Except acotar series. Its better to read it after the next book is out.
#Sjm#sarah j mass#acotar#gwynriel#elucien#pro elain#pro gwynriel#pro elucien#pro gwyn#pro lucien#catharina maura#ana huang#kind of sin#chloe walsh#hd carlton#melanie harlow#lauren asher#dreamland billionaires#terms and conditions#rina kent#royal elite series#lizzy young#claire biggs#eli king#ava nash#adrian volkov#series#taylor swift#folklore cardigan#daydreamm
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so i did wind up popping up into the castle after all...found a cool stone talking about how the castle has to stay in place to maintain the demon king's seal
also found a cool spiral staircase that is broken, which of course is twilight princess core
i think i am gonna try to get out this way, i bet the loot is good, and it doesnt seem far
oh yeah, this is where i nearly got lost before lol. so now i know right where i am
lol jerrin paid me for saving her life. thank you maam
OH......................................
monster lookout guy told me there's a group in faron!!!!!! oh my god this is it this is IT!
south of lake hylia, west of highland stable. can't miss it!!!! oh man i'm so excited
eugh, no fast travel points near there...i need to do more shrines
absolutely delightful to be back in faron again actually. now that i won't die instantly. always was my favorite part of the botw map
omg theres a boy playing flute in a tree here! alttpcore.
aww beedle infodumps about the bugs you buy and sell lol
people here are talking about that animal zelda had with her in the trailers...i still wanna know what the deal with that is
ohhh and this horse minigame motherfucker...NOT today satan
and my journalism buddy! so much to do at stables 😭
LMAO apparently zeldas voice is coming out of a well nearby. truth coming out of her well to shame mankind!! love and light i don't have time for that i gotta do lurelin next
except actually i have to take a break >:( dog walking and maybe lying down, im dying
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Can someone come and collect Apsen (the Elite)
rereading the selection series havent read it since probably high school. i am currently reading the elite and here are my thoughts for a couple chapters. new developments as ive gotten older, 1) I hate america with every fiber in my being and 2) apparently im team maxon now. Things that havent changed, 1) grammar and spelling still suck and 2) too lazy to fix those issues previously mentioned. anywho here are my thoughts for the elite ch 11-13
Ch 11
Post rodding incident:
-marlee and carter are together and miss thing is still mad
-doesnt see how canning is merciful over dying
-Oppression olympics!! Trying to tell the others they would be begging for death over rodding, girl stop
-”im sure ive experienced far worse than you” okayyy heres a cookie miss maam
-now you lunging at people cause they calling your friend names. Okayy i get it but i think this stuff is striking a cord in you. Like was that a personal attack.
-not the nurses spreading gossippp. Lol not them ready for that girl to get jumped. As i said if it was celeste getting the beating miss thing wouldnt even bat an eye
-celeste out here putting glass in the gurlls shoes omgg
-not celeste out here hitting the help omgggg
-girlll stopp asking about marlee, she did what she did and that is the end of that. No body is moving, marlee is out living her life with her busted man.
-girllllll pick-me pick-me pick-me, you should know by now HEIS NOT LETTING YOU GO
Like get it through your thick red skull that you could literally jump his father and he would still find a way to let you stay, like give it up unless you decide to go home you will literally be stuck in this palace forever so hang it up NEOW.
-out of all the people you dont trust and its maxon like girl stop
Ch12
-here come aspen, rolls eyes
-a date?! Are you kidding me. Aspen kys pls, thank you
- im ready for this castle to blow up
-”we might get caught” I SURE HOPE SO
-”if you ever want to seek around the palace im the guy to do it with” OKAYYY BOTH OF YALL KYS THEN cause what
-”i was still worried, but i needed to be comforted so badly” okay so your also a w****
-not aspen tryna sabotage. YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH A PRINCE, HANG IT TF UP ASPEN
-yall thinking he gon do the ole bait and switch. Start beating on that girl as soon as the vows are read or something
-” i feel so stupid” YOU SHOULD
-”i couldnt imagine being with anyone else” buttt…… dont you marry her maid so…..
-”im really sorry maxon turned out to be such a bad guy.” HUH! Whatthehellyouisyoutalmbout
When did we decide he was a bad guy, when did the council come to THAT decision
-”maxons hold on me was slipping away” the hold of a PRINCE is slipping away.. Okay pack it up ELECTRIC CHAIR for yous BOTH
-brooo they caught yall in a closet plz bffr
-loll they called miss girl a clown thats so funny
-see now theyre both treasonous talm bout tried to release her during her canning, now youre in last place with the nation
-”make sure shes worthy” WELL I CAN TELL YOU WHO ISNT! WITH A QUICKNESS TOO
Ch13
-“The king was expecting me to fail” you know what, if i was the king id want you to fail too lmao
-”I ran from the room” -1000000000 aura points, toughen up plzzzz
-”when aspen slid my door open that night” the way i would be standing there waiting on him with a gun cause have you lost your MINDDDD
-”you know who you are dont let anyone try to change you” broo nobody like America BUT YALL
-”all you know how to do is play the piano? Suddenly you’re supposed to know how to do clerical work” bruhhh do yall think sitting at a desk is going to kill you like PLZZZZ -broo what is he gonna do with these pennies
-first pennies now buttons mad face
-oh so it sacrifices what you want, is that it!!! It is cause he has nothing else to give????!!!?!?!?!?
-”Apsen’s generosity was harder to see because it wasnt as grand as Maxon’s, but the heart behind what he gave was so much bigger” SO….. youre telling me that if maxon gave you a STICK then it would mean more to you
#the selection#the elite#just my opinion#just my ramblings#spare me#i didnt mean it#i meant every word
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final episode
nice haircut
GIRL???????????
EHAT A FAKEOUT !!
did he smile when he saw jayce? should i kill myself?
do love the strange slow build we've had for two seasons for Viktor to be our bad guy. literally Mr "wait-this-isnt-my-bedroom" goofy-ass mfer is The Final Villain. Crazy
tis a shame ambessa is so hot while she literally massacres my boys
wait if the hexgates close don't the weapons stop working ?
oh maddies for sure dying
This Is Just Like In Hit Mutiplayer Video Game. Overwatch
AMBESSAS ALWAYS HERE WITH A CUNTY ENTRANCE
ohhh no maddie's betrayingggggg okay that was my second guess
"professional entanglement"? maam you've got a ho in literally every room
and all bc she didn't pick you Maddie. shame.
LMAO
YEAH JINX BABY PROTAGONIST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
think perhaps cracking that egg may not have been the best plan
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. VIKTOR????
okay the jumpscare got me
NOT SEVIKA!!!!!!
it's giving end of dragon age 2. to me (<- is obsessed with dragon age 2)
caitlyn mayhap don't hand to hand with the woman that uhhh taught you hand to hand
caitlyn and mel I've dreamed of these days 😍
its always the bloody eye shots isn't it
OOOH THE BLACK ROSE
awkies for these soldiers fr
rip to a milf :((
EKKO ARE YOU ALIVE????!???? EKKO
the girls look sooooooo good
aw they're floating again :'(((((
ooh yeah a Lil zero g action letsgo
oh wait hey that's what jayce saw would happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in a way he kind of made it so didn't he??
oooh machine herald viktor is supremely sexy sorry
YEAH EKKO BABY PROTAGONIST OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHH MY GOD DONT DIE
cmon baby you're in there still
ohhhh baby i knew jt was viktor. his hozier-looking ass?
the music ohhhh my goddddddd
THEYRE FLOATING TOGETHER AGAINNNN
WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELF
WHAT IF
WHAT IF
OHHHHH MY GOD
IM CRYIGN
IM LIREGSLLY VRIGN
WHA T. IF I LOLLED MYSELFFFF
okay notes for the epilogue now I've stopped crying
sevika on the council as she should be (if it MUST exist)
nooo ekko :((
caitlyn looking for the map of the vents
caitlyn and vi at least we have this :'))
THE END?????????? FUCK ME
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YOU FUCKING GENIUS!! SENDING SO MUCH LOVE YOUR WAY FOR THIS AMAZING CHAPTER!!! Here are my notes @ginnsbaker and I hope we can talk soon about it:
I like the fact that the date doesn’t happen so quickly. For once let Leigh fucking marinate on the idea
Leigh being anxious? And like being very teenage crush about this shit? FUCKING LOVE IT
THE SCREAMING INTO THE PILLOW - AM I GOING BLIND - AM I DYING - IS THIS FLUFF IM READING???
NOT HER ACTING LIKE SHES LOOKING AT HER FUCKING SCHEDULE
WOAH!!! THE CHANNEL JUST CHANGED TO PHONE SEX???
THE CARS SPEAKERS??? THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS GOING TO HEAR THIS SHIT!! WHAT??!!!
WHAT??? DID SHE JUST LEAVE THE PHONE??? DAMN???
Aww, poor Jules but I’m glad they finally had that talk
PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF??? MAAM
A tour?? For a comic book??? Damn…here comes the angst
Not her falling asleep through all of that, she didn’t even get to put on an alarm
And I chuckle everytime wlw go on day long dates, because I hella do that
Can’t wait to read what this date entails, not gonna lie, if it does become messy like things don’t go our way, I would like to see if Leigh would be frustrated about it and like Y/n being like “being with you is enough even if things don’t go to plan” or something like that
Also this was such a huge refresher seeing things through Leigh’s pov because I can only imagine how much stress reader was after being left on the phone like that AND having to wait like that for the date
Because it’s good to see that Leigh does care, just sucks that reader doesn’t quite see her intentions as much, ya know? And I know you know, you’re the writer
AMAZING chapter and I hope we continue to have more of Leigh's pov. It's been so refreshing to see it this way.
fic: if i bleed (you'll be the last to know) (14/?)
Part Summary: Leigh reconciles with Jules and then receives news from Danny that could potentially disrupt her new beginning with you.
Pairing: Leigh Shaw x Fem!Reader | Word count for this part: 5.200+ | Warnings: Spicy phone call | Author's note: The date will happen in the next one, and then after that, 1-2 chapters to wrap up this series :)
Masterlist | Part I Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V | Part VI | Part VII | Part VIII | Part IX | Part X | Part XI | Part XII | Part XIII
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The date doesn't happen as quickly as Leigh expected. You don’t bring it up again for several days after your grand, against-all-odds declaration of love.
In the meantime, you text constantly. Sometimes you call, just to ask about her day. The first time, she’s so confused, waiting for the real reason behind your call. But there isn’t one—you simply wanted to talk, and texting wouldn’t do it.
She’s rarely on the phone with anyone these days. For her, phone calls are usually reserved for urgent requests from Drew or her mom, or from companies trying to sell her something. The last time she was on the phone just to talk was with Matt, during the stretches when work kept them apart for days. Before that, it was high school, chatting with friends and boyfriends about everything and nothing.
Talking to you on the phone feels like stepping back in time. There’s something intimate about it, something that modern-day texting can’t capture. She finds herself looking forward to your calls, the sound of your voice at the end of a long, tiring, or listless day.
Days stretch into a week before you finally ask her out, armed with the when and where. Leigh will never admit it to anyone, but the wait is excruciating.
The butterflies swarm in her stomach as she lies on her bed, fresh from a shower, in an oversized shirt and boy shorts, biting at her fingernails. She's already restless by the time her phone rings at the usual hour.
She picks up almost immediately, trying to keep her voice as blasé as she can manage. “Hey.”
“Hey, Leigh,” you reply breathily, not realizing how that tone makes Leigh press the phone harder against her ear, as if she wants to hear more of it. “How was your day?”
She rolls onto her back, stretching her hand out and drawing patterns in the air against the ceiling.
“It was okay. Nothing too exciting. How about yours?” she says.
“Pretty good. Just busy with work stuff. I was thinking about you, though.”
The simple statement sends a new wave of warmth through her. “Is that so?”
“Very much so,” you whisper, and Leigh can almost see your smile, just like the one forming on her lips. “So, uh, I was thinking…”
“Yeah?” Leigh prompts, her heart picking up speed. She hears some shuffling on your end and waits with bated breath.
“Maybe we should finally go on that date,” you suggest, hopeful and a bit nervous.
Leigh’s heart leaps, and she tears the phone away from her ear, burying her face into her pillow as a squeal escapes before she can contain it. Catching herself, she quickly schools her expression, tosses the pillow aside, and sits up ramrod straight.
“We should,” Leigh blurts out, still feeling her heart thumping wildly against her ribs. “When were you thinking?”
“How about this Saturday?”
Leigh pauses, mentally counting—one, two, three—before replying, “Great. I’m free then.”
Wanting to lock in the details, she asks, “What time?”
“Could I, um, have you for the whole day?” you ask hesitantly, and then quickly realizing how it sounded, you clarify, “I mean, could we make it a day-long date? I promise it’ll be worth your while.”
Leigh hums, pretending to mull it over, but inside, she's practically screaming yes.
“What do you have planned?”
“It's a surprise,” you reply, the playful secrecy in your tone drawing a grin from Leigh.
Unable to contain her intrigue, Leigh tries to coax out some clues. “Anything you need from me? Dress code? Anything I can help you with?”
“No, just be yourself,” you say, your voice dropping to a softer, more intimate cadence. “Wear whatever makes you feel most like you. You're beautiful in anything.”
Leigh feels a warm blush spread across her cheeks. She's grateful you can't see her, can't see how your words reduce her to a pile of mush.
“In anything?” she asks coyly.
“Or nothing,” you whisper back, almost without thinking.
Leigh nearly chokes on her breath at that, biting her lip to stifle a moan that threatens to escape owing to the boldness of your flirtation. She doesn't immediately realize she's drifted into a stunned silence until you apologize, worrying that you might have crossed a line.
“I'm sorry if that was too forward,” you say.
Leigh shakes herself, trying to clear the haze of memories—the soft moans, the way your body yielded to her touch that night. “No, it’s... I still think about that night,” she shares.
“O-Oh?” you stammer, your grip tightening around the phone. You're driving home with one hand, thinking it would be a short call. Suddenly feeling lightheaded, you quickly pull over to the side of an empty street, realizing you might not make it home safely if you don't.
“What do you... think about, specifically?” you venture, slowly unbuckling your seatbelt.
It’s as if a switch has been flipped in her. Her mind races back to that night—the way you touched yourself under her gaze, how she guided your movements, the feel of her finger inside you while she rode your thigh.
“Leigh?”
Leigh's breath hitches, and she feels heat spreading through her body. She kicks off the covers, finding herself lying flat on the bed, her fingers inching teasingly at the hem of her shorts. She closes her eyes, letting the memory of that night trickle into the forefront of her mind.
“I think about the way you looked under me,” she says softly, “The flush of your skin, the sounds you made, how your lips felt against mine.”
Her words send a shiver down your spine. “Leigh,” you murmur, “I-I think about that night too. How you took control, how you made me feel like I was the only thing that mattered.”
Leigh's fingers slip beneath the waistband of her shorts, teasing herself as she remembers the feel of your skin against hers. “I remember guiding your hands,” she continues, her voice growing huskier. “Watching you touch yourself, seeing the pleasure in your eyes. It was intoxicating.”
You can hear the desire in her voice, and it sends a surge of arousal through you. “I remember the way you moved against me,” you reply, your voice low. “Your skin was so hot against mine, it felt like I was on fire.”
As Leigh's fingers dip lower, brushing against the wetness between her legs, she gasps. She tries to contain it but fails, letting out a guttural moan—a sound of pure want—right into your ear. The rawness of that sound snaps you out of your lust-filled reverie.
“Fuck, are you... are you touching yourself? I-I'm so—” you start, your voice shaking.
“Don't apologize. Just keep talking. It's okay,” Leigh cuts you off sharply, switches the phone to speaker mode, and swiftly removes her panties. For a brief second, she thinks she probably shouldn't be doing this, not before the date they'd just planned. But the overwhelming urge washes over her, making rational thoughts blur into the background. She can't control herself; she needs to come, needs you to make her come.
“Tell me what you'd do,” she chunters, no longer concerned about sounding needy. “Please.”
“Shit,” you hiss, quickly connecting your phone to your car’s speakers and then tossing it onto the passenger seat. You then adjust the driver's seat to give yourself more legroom and hurriedly begin to unbutton your jeans. Though you're embarrassed to admit that you've never had phone sex before, you're not about to let inexperience stop you. Not when Leigh was practically purring in your ear, begging for it.
“Y/N?” Leigh’s voice rumbles through the confined space of your car and you hurriedly close your eyes as you formulate a response, your head buzzing with several things you want to do to Leigh at once.
“I'd start by kissing you,” you begin, your voice low and deliberate, though you feel a bit foolish at the tentative start. “Soft, teasing kisses, tracing a path down your body. I'd take my time, Leigh, tasting every inch of your skin.”
“Where would you kiss me first?” Leigh breathes.
“Your neck,” you reply, your fingers brushing against your own skin as if you’re tracing the path your lips would take on hers. “I’d kiss right behind your ears…then down your throat, lingering at your collarbone.”
Leigh’s breathing becomes more ragged, and you can almost feel her anticipation. “And then?”
“Then I’d kiss my way down to your breasts,” you say, your own arousal building. “I’d take each nipple in my mouth, sucking gently, then harder, feeling them harden against my tongue. I’d circle my tongue around them, flicking the tip, just like so.”
Leigh listens, her breaths becoming shallow, her body trembling with need. She closes her eyes, lost in the sensation, in the vividness of your description. She traps a rosy bud between her two fingers, mimicking the rhythm you describe, the tension in her belly coiling more tightly.
Meanwhile, your own hands are busy on your body. Despite the cramped space even with the car seat reclined, you manage to slide two fingers inside your pants, rubbing your clit, while your other hand tweaks your nipple.
A soft moan escapes Leigh’s lips, and you know she’s imagining your mouth on her. “I’d keep moving lower, kissing down your stomach, tracing the lines of your body with my tongue. When I finally reach your thighs, I’d spread them open and kiss the inside, so close to where you want me but not quite there yet.”
“I’d breathe you in,” you murmur, “taking a moment to just enjoy the scent of you. Then I’d lick, just once, a slow, teasing lick from the bottom of your slit to the top, tasting how wet you are for me.”
“Fuck,” Leigh groans wantonly, her fingers undoubtedly mirroring your words on her own skin. You can almost see her hand moving against her clitoris, fingers collecting her own wetness and spreading it all over until her inner thighs are glistening with it.
“I’d part you with my fingers,” you continue, your own breath coming faster now, “and then I’d dive in. I’d lap at you, my tongue moving in slow circles around your clit, feeling it swell under my tongue. I’d drink you in, Leigh, tasting every drop, getting lost in how sweet you are.”
“Don’t stop,” Leigh pants, and you can hear her movements quickening, the unmistakable sound of wetness and skin in frantic motion, as if she's placed her phone near the epicenter of her impending climax.
“I wouldn’t,” you promise. “I’d suck on your clit, gently at first, then harder, using my tongue to drive you crazy. I’d slide a finger inside you, curling it to find that perfect spot, the one that makes you see stars. I’d keep licking and sucking, adding another finger, thrusting them in and out, matching the rhythm of my tongue. I wouldn’t stop until I felt you trembling, until I heard you crying out my name as you came.”
Leigh’s moans grow louder, more desperate, and you can almost see her, writhing on her bed, lost in pleasure. “Y/N, I’m close,” she gasps.
“I’d be looking up at you, watching your face as you c-come for m-me,” you say, your voice faltering as you slide a finger inside yourself. “Fuck, Leigh, baby, come for me.”
It's the endearment and the mental image of your deep brown eyes, brimming with hunger and worship, that sends her spiraling into ecstasy.
“Oh god, Y/N!” Leigh moans, her back curving as an intense orgasm overtakes her.
You’re not there yet, but you close your eyes, letting the image of her climax burn into your mind.
Leigh lies there, basking in the afterglow, her body still trembling with the remnants of her orgasm. She’s about to check in on you, perhaps return the favor, when the front door opens and closes with a bang.
“Mom? Leigh?” Jules yells from the living room.
Panic surges through Leigh. She scrambles to her feet, hurriedly pulling on her underwear and shorts. The phone slips from her grasp, landing on the bed, the line still open.
Leigh reaches the top of the stairs, breathless and flushed, just as Jules appears at the bottom, looking up with a mix of worry and curiosity.
“What's going on?” Leigh asks, wincing as she feels the stickiness between her thighs. She silently curses, wishing Jules could have shown up after she had a chance to shower.
“Where’s Mom?” Jules demands, her eyes scanning the hallway. “And Logan?”
“She took him with her for a grocery run,” Leigh replies, coming down the stairs. “Is something wrong?”
Jules sighs. “I was just worried. The door was unlocked, and I couldn’t find anyone. Thought something might’ve happened.”
Leigh relaxes a bit, though the adrenaline from moments before still courses through her veins. “It’s fine. I just didn’t realize you’d be coming home tonight,” she says.
“Yeah, about that…” Jules trails off, tilting her head toward the kitchen with a meaningful glance.
Leigh follows, her bare feet whispering against the wooden floorboards. Striving for nonchalance, she asks, “You hungry?” Her hand hovers over the fridge handle, betraying none of her recent distractions.
Jules stops in her tracks and turns back to Leigh. “I’ve been thinking,” she starts, hesitating slightly. “I’d like to move back in.”
“That’s… great,” Leigh says flatly, unsuspecting of her sister’s announcement. She catches the sharp drop of Jules’ brows and hurries to cushion her words. “I mean, we never actually wanted you to go. You’re welcome back anytime, you know that.”
Jules' eyes sharpen, her lips pulling into a tight line. “But only if we talk first.”
Leigh nods, a hard lump forming in her throat. “Of course,” she says.
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They end up ordering take-out when Leigh's nose wrinkles at the unmistakable stench wafting from the numerous boxes of leftovers crammed in the fridge. She can't recall how long they've been there, only that their rightful place is now the trash bin.
It's Jules who picks the restaurant, and Leigh bites her tongue over the choice of Vietnamese. The last time they'd ordered from there, Jules had barely picked at her food, pushing noodles around her plate more than eating them. Leigh tries not to think too much about it.
The dining table is overtaken by a clutter of takeout boxes, each one wafting a blend of lemongrass and ginger into the room—a scent so rich you could almost scoop it out of the air. Leigh watches her sister with that look—the one that's all walls and wariness, like she’s guarding the last piece of herself she can’t afford to lose. Jules, on her part, looks a little restless, her fingers skirting the edges of a white takeout box like it might offer some kind of sanctuary.
“So, talk,” Leigh prompts, twirling her chopsticks to pick up a fresh vegetable roll and dipping it into peanut sauce.
Jules takes a breath, a deep one. When she meets Leigh’s eyes, it’s with a resolve that seems to pull her upright. “Fine, since I’m the one who kicked this off, I’ll lead. I’m sorry. I know I tossed around some pretty nasty words last time I stormed out, and I meant them—then. But calling you a sociopath? That was me going off the deep end.”
Leigh’s face hardens, a quick, involuntary tightening of her features as she recalls the sting of that last confrontation. She pushes her noodles around her box, the chopsticks clattering softly. Jules waits, the steam from her own untouched meal rising and disappearing into the air.
“I appreciate your apology, Jules, really, I do. But you can't just throw words like that around, whether you mean them or not. Words stick. They fester,” Leigh says, meeting Jules’ gaze squarely.
Jules looks down, tries to mask the hurt that flickers across her face, biting down on her lip.
Leigh continues, “When I criticize you, it’s not meant as an attack. I’m not someone who likes to beat around the bush, especially not with family.”
The word ‘family’ hits differently this time—at least for Jules it does. Her heart aches at the mention, dragging up memories of a recent painful conversation where she had confessed to feeling like an outsider in her own family.
“Sometimes it's not about what you say but how you say it,” Jules mutters.
Leigh looks at her expectantly, clueless and curious at the same time.
“Not everyone can handle being talked to so bluntly. Not everyone’s as frank as you, okay? Sometimes it feels more like you're pushing me away instead of trying to help.”
Leigh goes quiet, letting the silence stretch just a bit before she nods. “You’re right,” she concedes, the words slipping out almost thoughtfully. It’s almost surprising, the lack of her usual quick-fire defense. “I think I got so wrapped up in the idea that being honest meant being harsh. I can work on that. I should work on that.”
Jules blinks, taken aback by the calm acceptance in Leigh’s tone, the ease with which she receives the criticism. It’s a side of Leigh she hasn’t seen much of—this reflective, almost gentle version. It's a welcome change, a sign of growth that feels both sudden and deeply necessary.
“I didn’t expect... I mean, I’m glad you took that the way you did,” Jules says.
Leigh gives a small, almost sheepish smile, a rarity on her usually stoic face. “I’ve been thinking a lot lately. About how I say things, not just what I say. It’s been... a lot to unpack. But hearing this from you, it really helps. It does.”
She means it. Ever since you’ve stubbornly eased your way into her life, she’s done a lot of thinking. She’s done a lot of grieving too, realizing that if she had seen the changes that needed to be made earlier, things might have been different for her—for Matt. She’s learned to accept that life is always going to be filled with regrets, but she’s grateful now to recognize that she still has the chance to change, even if it came a little too late.
Better late than never, right?
She looks at Jules, her eyes earnest and a little bit haunted. “I’m sorry, Jules, for everything I said, everything I made you feel. I love you. You’re my sister, always. I know I can be too hard on the people who mean the most to me, but I’m going to try, really try, to balance that love, to understand how you need to be loved.”
Jules sits frozen, speechless for the first time. Their confrontations usually spiral into heated exchanges until one of them storms off. She hadn't expected this to be so... civil and mature.
So unlike them.
Finally, she manages a small, shaky smile. “Yeah, this... this went way better than I played it out in my head.”
Leigh’s laughter is a quick splash of reprieve, a burst of surprise at how well things have turned. But it fades as quickly as it bloomed, her smile slipping into a frown as she catches the shadow creeping over Jules’s face.
“What is it?”
Jules fidgets, nervously twisting a napkin between her fingers. “I... need to ask you something that’s been eating at me for months... well, almost a year now. And I need you to be brutally honest with me, Leigh. Can you promise that?”
Leigh feels a slight tremor of worry, but brushes it off and nods. “You’re scaring me, but sure. I promise.”
“Here we go,” Jules says, taking a deep, faltering breath. “Remember that night? When I was so drunk you had to come and get me? It was the last night Matt was... before he... you know. Do you ever resent me for it? I did such a horrible thing, robbing you of his last moments because I couldn't keep it together—”
“You know I’ve never blamed you for that. Not during our last fight, not when Matt died, just... never, basically,” Leigh says, leaning back on her chair.
“But some part of you must have hated me, because—”
“No—”
“—maybe he needed someone.”
Leigh just shrugs and denies it which only frustrates Jules even more. “No, Leigh,” she tries, “I need you to listen to me. I was very drunk that night—”
“You were really drunk a lot of nights and you’ve done a lot of crappy things,” Leigh states frankly. “But none of them had anything to do with Matt’s death.”
Jules swallows hard, her eyes stinging. “But what if it did, though?”
Leigh, clearly frustrated, responds, “You really think that?”
Jules looks down at the table and stays silent.
“Jules,” Leigh sighs, searching for the right words to reassure her sister. Eventually, she opts for honesty. “Look, I can’t tell you how to feel, but that’s not how I feel. Okay?”
It takes a second longer for Jules to say, “Okay.”
Leigh stares intently at her sister, noting the way Jules's eyes avoid contact. She knows the soft okay from Jules isn't a signal of acceptance or peace, but a white flag in a battle mostly with herself. Jules is grappling with her own guilt, a feeling that has little to do with Leigh but still consumes her. Leigh wishes, not for the first time, that her sister could see the truth as easily as she reads into misconceptions. It’s the same thing she wishes for herself.
Feeling slightly vindicated to have aired her feelings, Jules turns her attention back to the food spread between them. She reaches for her bánh mì, grips it firmly, and takes a hearty bite. As she chews thoughtfully, she manages a muffled, “Thanks, Leigh.”
Leigh just offers a small, understanding smile.
As they continue eating, Jules suddenly grins, crumbs dotting the corners of her mouth. “You're probably wondering why we're having Vietnamese tonight,” she says.
Leigh raises an eyebrow, curious despite herself. “I was wondering.”
Jules chews quickly, then, with her mouth still full, blurts out, “Well, I've got one more piece of news for you.”
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It’s almost midnight when Leigh returns to her bedroom.
As soon as her eyes land on her cellphone, carelessly tossed on the sheets, guilt floods her. She remembers she didn’t even say goodbye to you. Horrified, she realizes she left you hanging, high and dry.
She grabs her phone, her heart pounding in her chest, and checks for any messages from you. The screen lights up, but there are no new notifications, no missed calls.
“God, I’m such an idiot,” she mutters to herself, running a hand through her hair. She takes a deep breath and dials your number, her fingers trembling slightly as she presses the call button.
It rings once, twice, and then you answer. “Leigh?”
“Hey. Sorry, did I wake you?” Leigh asks, picking up on the sleepiness in your voice.
“No, not at all. What’s up?”
She lets out a relieved sigh before rushing into an apology. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to leave you like that. Jules came home and then I—”
“It’s okay, Leigh,” you whisper soothingly, grateful that she called you back at all.
That doesn’t alleviate Leigh's guilt, though. She racks her brain for a way to make amends.
“Can we… Can we pick up where we left off?” she suggests hesitantly.
You let out a kind chuckle. “I’d like that. But maybe we should save it for… later. Honestly, that was a bit reckless, Leigh.”
Leigh's brow furrows, even though you can't see it. “What do you mean?” she asks.
“I want to do this right,” you explain earnestly. “If taking things slow helps us build something real, then I’m willing to wait.”
“Well, clearly patience hasn’t been my strong suit either,” Leigh admits, her lips curving into a grin at your attempt to be chivalrous.
“I know,” you whisper, traces of a smile audible in your voice. “But I didn’t want you to think that’s all I’m after. And believe me, I want you—it’s driving me crazy.”
Leigh runs her tongue along her teeth, feeling the familiar tug of desire low in her belly.
“I just don't want us to get so caught up in the physical stuff that we miss out on really getting to know each other,” you say.
“Me neither,” Leigh agrees, tucking the blankets up under her chin, pretending it's you keeping her warm.
“While I obviously enjoyed our…conversation earlier,” you say, pausing to maintain your composure. You can still hear the echo of Leigh's moans in your car, the memory likely to revisit you on sleepless nights in the coming days. “I'm really looking forward to diving deeper into things, like your favorite book, on Saturday.”
“Maybe I'll bring you a whole list,” she teases.
“Guess I’ll have to find that library card I signed up for then,” you joke.
“A library card, huh? Dork,” she retorts affectionately.
You feign a wounded tone, “Ouch.”
The laughter that follows is light and easy. You sigh contentedly and say, “I should probably call it a day. I’ve got an early start tomorrow.”
“Good night, Y/N.”
“Good night, Leigh.” I love you. “See you on Saturday.”
The call ends with both of you reluctantly hanging up, smiles fixed on your faces as you lie back. Leigh is an addictive rush, coursing through your veins like adrenaline. You've excused yourself out of habit for sleeping early, but you doubt you’re going to get much sleep tonight.
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Leigh nudges open the door to the crowded bistro tucked near the Basically News office. It’s the thick of lunch hour, and the place pulses with the chatter of midday patrons. It’s exactly the sort of public, non-intimate setting you'd want for meeting an ex. She weaves through the crowded room, spotting Danny at a corner table, his focus tethered to his phone as he absently taps on the screen.
“Hey,” she greets, sliding into the chair opposite him.
Danny looks up, a hint of irritation flashing in his eyes. “You know, I could’ve just dropped by your house later.”
Leigh shakes her head. “It's better to meet somewhere public from now on.”
His expression darkens, and he scoffs. “Why? So Y/N doesn’t get jealous?”
Leigh leans back, crossing her arms. “Yes,” she says, deliberately blunt.
Danny's jaw sets, a muscle twitching slightly, but he doesn't press the issue. Instead, he reaches into his bag and retrieves a folder, sliding it across the table toward Leigh. “Matt’s publisher wants to release his comic posthumously,” he starts, “but there are strings attached.”
Interest sparks in Leigh's eyes as she opens the folder, her eyes quickly scanning the contract.
“What kind of strings?” she asks.
“They want either you or me—or both of us—to join a group of artists to promote the comic—”
“That sounds fair and exciting,” Leigh interjects a bit too soon.
“—across the country,” Danny finishes, clicking his tongue in mild annoyance. “It’s a tour, Leigh.”
Leigh's fingers stall at the edge of the paper, the reality of the proposition sinking in.
“A tour?” she echoes.
“Yeah,” Danny nods. He flags down a waiter and orders a beer. “Early next year. Matt’s comic is in the final stages of editing, and it should be finalized in about three weeks. They’re aiming for a release in February, and the tour will follow right after that.”
“That sounds soon,” Leigh remarks. “How long is the tour supposed to last?”
“About two months,” Danny replies. “We'll be traveling across different states, attending conventions, signing autographs, meeting fans. It’s a big commitment.”
“We?”
Danny shrugs, the hurt briefly flickering across his face before he can hide it. “Yeah, we. Though I'm not sure I can join because of the new job in Vegas. There's a good chance you might be doing this solo.” His attempt at nonchalance doesn't quite cover the sting of her reaction—how distant the concept of 'we' seems to her.
Leigh chews on her lip, her thoughts drifting to her own commitments—her column, her classes at the Beautiful Beast, and you. The idea of leaving all that behind, even for just a few months, feels like too great a sacrifice.
“It’s a lot to take in,” she says, pushing the folder back towards Danny.
“He deserves this kind of recognition,” Danny implores, as if suggesting that Leigh thinks otherwise.
“I'm aware,” she snaps back, “I just need a bit of time to think it through, to sort out the schedules and everything.”
Danny raises his hands in mock surrender, indicating he doesn't want to escalate the argument. But Leigh knows him well enough to see through it—it’s a tactic. Danny has a way of guilting her into decisions without saying much, letting assumptions and insinuations simmer until Leigh finds herself making the choice he wants.
Leigh stands up, slipping the folder into her bag. “I’ll let you know as soon as I can.”
“Fine,” Danny says with a tight nod. “Just don’t drag your feet. The publishers are waiting on an answer soon.”
-
Saturday comes soon, but not soon enough.
All week, relentless rain showers have scattered across the days, and though the forecast promises sunshine today, Leigh wakes up to the soft splattering of rain against her window. The gentle patter seeps into her consciousness, easing her from sleep. The room is filled with a cool, damp scent, and is bathed in a soft, diffused light as the morning sun is muted behind thick clouds.
Leigh gropes blindly beneath the pillow to her left, retrieving her phone and squinting at the time. It’s 9:30 AM. She blinks, trying to shake the sleep from her mind, and her heart drops slightly as she notices five missed calls from you, each one timestamped progressively: 7:45, 7:55, 8:15, 8:30, and finally 8:45.
Guilt twists in her chest. She sits up, brushing sleep from her eyes, and dials your number back, hoping she hasn’t missed something important.
You answer on the first ring. “Hey. Everything okay?”
Leigh sighs, running a hand through her tousled hair. “Yeah, I'm sorry I missed your calls. I just woke up. What's going on?”
“It’s Saturday,” you say rather awkwardly. “We had plans to meet this morning, remember?”
Leigh sits up, suddenly fully awake. She’s been looking forward to Saturday all week, eagerly anticipating this date. The realization that she slept through most of the morning fills her with shame. She’s been so restless the past few days, and it was only the gloomy, sleepy weather last night that finally allowed her to get some decent rest.
“I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep, but since it’s an all-day affair, I thought we could start with breakfast,” you continue, breaking the silence that had been filled only with Leigh’s soft breathing.
“Where are you now?” she asks.
You hesitate for a moment before replying, “I’m actually parked outside your house.”
Fuck. Shit. Damn it.
“Okay, okay. Sorry, uhm, can you give me five minutes?”
“Take all the time you need.”
Leigh ends the call and throws off the covers, scrambling to get dressed. She rushes to the bathroom, splashing water on her face and running a brush through her hair, muttering curses under her breath. Her hands tremble slightly as she picks out an outfit, the anticipation of the day ahead propelling her forward.
As she heads for the door, a small smile forms on her lips. This might not have been the flawless beginning she imagined, but just knowing you’re on the other side makes it perfect already.
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MAAM I HAVENT SEEN VI IN MONTHS 😭 AND OMFG HAHAHA NO IM ACTIVELY DYING
Tumblr failed on me 2 mins ago so I'm redoing a wip again. glad to see some things never change (it's been 2 years tumblr. come the fuck on.)
HRU HRU HRUUU
HAHAHA TELL ME!! ive lost content too many times to even leave wips on here 😪 also YES we are all collectively inactive here now, tumblr failing us repeatedly idk what's keeping me here anymore 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
THIS HAS BECOME A BARREN LAND, KAI, THERE IS NO SIGNS OF LIFE HERE ANYMORE!!
#💌.asks#vi is forever iconic#she lives in her momentary posts and leaves IMPACT#we are all indecisive about our tumblerina lifestyle
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*screams into the void*
#its more than a year im dying here maam#maggie stiefvater#ms#maggie#ronan lynch#adam parrish#blue sargent#richard campbell gansey iii#call down the hawk#cdth#declan lynch#jordan#dreamer triology#the dreamer triology
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okay i did a LOT more running around and i LOVE the stable quests and how they give us a little glimpse into zelda's life post-botw. like yeah she WAS working on a botanical garden (with MAGDA no less). she WOULD help make a new sheep feed she WOULD take an interest in a rare new type of animal. i love all of these she's a princess and that means taking care of her people, rebuilding and also doing so specifically by supporting and contributing to scientific development.
also HELL YEAH FROGGY ARMOR
AND kaneli is alive he just retired to teach thank goodness.
the stable trotters are really cute ^_^ their names being puns too, and i appreciate their dedication to the fairies.
(but also miss maam i thibk i preferred when yall were asking for lumps sums i only have so many rupees)
finally went to find impa and ngl i'm kinda surprised that purah didnt share her age rune with her... or robbie for that matter. im glad though, it may have been useful for her but i think neither wouldve taken the offer, if for wildly different reasons.
SELMIE QUEEN OF THE DUNES
more geoglyphs- the second i found was the demon king in north hebra (the third was the dagger which is actually back-to-back chronologically but in the other direction lmao but i didnt hit that until later).
the golden horse quest... that one gave me pause. most of these are resolved by weird rumors but this one is ominous and doesnt really leave us with a real answer.
but anyway i registered the horse its name is Tacky :P
!!! okay yona is gorgeous. i love character designs that break the mold and her little headpiece is so pretty. i wonder what her powers are? tulin and revali were pretty similar but there are other ways to do water powers than healing... but i do want some kind of healing ability from SOMEONE... that she's from another domain kicks off SO MANY other questions... there are other zora domains??? like in other countries??? or is it a freshwater vs oceanic evolutionary schism (that would explain why one of mipha's champion trials is just swimming fast)? do the zora have active political ties outside hyrule? does muzu have heritage from yona's domain as well since theyre both stingray zora?
...wait shes sidon's fiance?? LMAO
hmm she IS a healer... i hope we get more from her than Replacement MiphaTM she deserves better.
i love the healing cave i always figured it would be a missed opportunity to not make the mountains surrounding the domain like, hollow in places and have a whole second city layer there. they couldve added a diving function but i guess totk is already pretty heavy on the new game functions.
speaking of i think i might be warming up to the fuse function a bit. its still meh though- i actually LOVED weapons durability but its way more tedious now that i have to make them. but the gemstone magic function is cool.
king dorephan was injured by the muck-like which... yeah i think retirement is the best option for you there. relatively its the size of a rotisserie chicken to you. it cant even REACH your gills. but it looks like SIDON is the zora game representative which is massively disappointing. i didnt even use his ability i had an opal rod i stole from a bokoblin.
good on yona for getting sidon off his ass but like... why is she here... his thing is he's holding back because he's scared that taking action will make him lose someone he cares about. yeah thats a decent continuation from what we know of him from botw. what happened to his sister was horrible and she was avenged eventually but this is a whole new threat. but if he needs someone he cares about in danger... he already has that.
his people are sick his father is dying of it. make it so he's scared to leave his father in case he dies while sidon is away. yona isnt really necessary and i hate it. she deserves better we went from teba to tulin i thought we were getting more new adventuring buddies. if teba is too busy as chief then sidon should focus on purifying the water and being a prince while link and yona kick ass.
sorry to sidon fans but he continues to be largely useless pretty much throughout the whole temple- including the boss fight.
i LOVE the muckrock- it was a super fun boss and i love the sharky bit but after colgera... muckrock has more personality but it feels like a silly early game boss from other games and it kind of tips a bias toward the zora as the easy starter town. colgera had me in awe but the pattern to it was dead easy- but that might be on me for fighting it first so the combat meter hadnt amped up yet.
hmm i hope they dont give us the imprisoning war rundown every time. i kind of. dont really care. we dont get to know the sages of old like we did the champions and we arent supposed to. we dont see their faces or learn their names all we know is that they made the modern hyrule alliance of rito-zora-goron-gerudo-hylian. and rauru. oh and that theyre ancestors to the new champions which. eh.
it makes sense with the royalty and even to some degree ~people with strong magical abilities~ but i dont like it for the rito. i never digged teba being a blood relation of revali- i figured rito village is more communally-minded, inheritance of a legacy being tied less to blood and more willingness and ability to take it on. that was what teba was all about. he admired revali and appreciated his legacy but he didnt care about chosen heroes or goddess quests he was doing what needed to be done. all of the other calamity champions were related to or ancestors of the new ones so that makes sense- but also given teba's own efforts toward revali's gale and the wind sage's similar appearance to him why wasnt he able to?
(the answer is that the line of inheritance actually came throught saki and teba is the chief and she's their current historian and spiritual leader)
lmao two in one coronation and wedding has the end result of really feeling like neither i guess. i could treat you better girl. leave the prince, you dont need him.
i think if they made yona the new zora representative then she would risk sliding even further into being Spunky Mipha but i dunno at least that way she would be doing so in a way that gives her the spotlight thats she deserves as a new profile character. it would even give sidon a legit reason to hesitate to take action if it were about her actually doing stuff rather than her... leaving the house. its just a huge missed opportunity. also if im being petty looking at our current gender ratio... its just riju. one woman allowed :/
this feels a bit more negative so i'll leave off with after the zora i ran to lurelin and!!! the besties DDD: !!! i stealthed the monster raid- its really an interesting new combat mode but very stressful for me but i did it! and then immediately gave bolson twelve palm trunks when he wanted normal trees. and then we rebuilt lurelin together overnight ^_^
it was so good to see kiana and her family again- she was the first npc to personally teach me a real recipe so im pretty fond of her and it was nice to see that lurelin wasnt left behind in the realm of hylian development
Totk thoughts so far
this atmosphere is NUTS and the murals....
this tutorial is too damn long. ppl said the same about the botw tutorial and frankly that was bullshit but. the sky island is four times the size of the great plateau AND you cant track a full circle around it. rauru is cool though he seems too... normal for a ghost.
FOETUS ZELDA?!?!?
oh wow its so nice to see hyrule rebuilding. the emergency hideout is also very fun.
wait noooooo whats happening to rito village not the besties
20s!purah is too pretty, but links little alarm at the guardian arms gave me some kind of feelings.
oh cute purah and robbie have an unhinged little science protege
first course of action i heard your botw horses carry over so im heading to the stable by the great plateau.
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local fox loser gets his past life glasses stolen by a child epic fail
#bro when he put on the glasses and saw that the kid was the reincarnation of his dog that he has trauma over dying...#i did not expect this show 2 make me sad or for me to be invested in it but here i am. also we keep getting#little snippets of the past and its like we still... dont know the whole picture here#like. it was only this episode that we find out that lee rang is half human. and we see his human mom like#leaving him in the forest??#aLSO THE WHOLE IMOOGI THING? HELLO? HELLO??? HELLO??#WHEN SHE FUCKIN WENT UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR OF THE HOUSE BECAYSE SHE WAS HEARING#THE DUDE KNOCKING AND FOUND THE ACRYLIC NAIL OF THE LADY HE SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF#HELLOOO??? HELLOOO MAAM PLEASE GET OUT OF THERE IM VERY WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY#totnt lb
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#LMAOOO let me share smth#its so hot here today like around 40C (burning hot starts at 30 so we dying hours)#and i had an appointment at the ophthalmologist right well i wore a dress w shorts underneath bc sweating so much my tights keep rubbing in#each other#and i HATE IT like YIKES so henyways#my mom and i park at this private parking (very common in brazil) and i was wearing sandals and the place has a construction floor so i#asked her to drop me at the door so i wouldnt get any lil sands or lil rocks on my sandals#and im there#vibing#looking for a shade bc this hoe takes 10 min to park bc she double checks shit on her bag like 500x times very slow since shes in the aircon#when a man around 40 yrs old stops me on the street#and he gets close and im like *scared* yes?#he says: i hate to have be the one to tell you this but theres a whole right in the middle of ur ass#and i was like ??A WHAT?? and he goes ''right in the middle maam''#i start touching the back of the dress and theres a whole i could fit TWO HANDS inside literally in the indirection of my h*le#I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and all this im still waiting for my mom right#2 women stop me as well#and i held the dress side aways till we could walk to a shop nearby so could get smth else to dress#but yeah#busiest ave in my city#hush hour#my butt in display#good friday lads good friday
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Love sitting around while family argues over freezer space lmao
#rice rambles#we rented a cabin and my grandma and aunt w/ cousins are coming. grandma is already here and OOF#'clear out the freezer i need space' 'if i move the waterbottles theyll thaw and theyre whats keeping my food from spoiling on the drive!'#'move the water bottles.' 'i cant!' 'you will move the waterbottles and refreeze them after breakfast'#'yes maam' lahdlsgdkd#my mom looked at us and just motioned for us to leave im dying
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#Actually just told my ninety year old coworker about this and she thought I was a genius so like. Telling ppl here.#when i clean and air out my room i put a lit candle + a fan in my closet to help it from getting too musty in there. to help circulate#and keep my clothes from smelling like ‘its been stuffed in a closet for a year’ despite having been stuffed in my closet for a year. its#also good to shake shit out if its been super long. but she thoigh i was a genuis so like. preening over that.#not tok much tho she keeps misgendering me and like maam. im a little guy cmon. nothing about me is a young lady#anyways. slacking off at work teehee ^-^ i hope we finish soon bc my phones dying. also i fixed my nephews spiderman costume so i cant wait#give him that. he thinks im so cool sometimes. however he keeps asking me if im a kid bc my rooms messy. no im just a wreck.#he speaks!
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