#looking for a shade bc this hoe takes 10 min to park bc she double checks shit on her bag like 500x times very slow since shes in the aircon
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#LMAOOO let me share smth#its so hot here today like around 40C (burning hot starts at 30 so we dying hours)#and i had an appointment at the ophthalmologist right well i wore a dress w shorts underneath bc sweating so much my tights keep rubbing in#each other#and i HATE IT like YIKES so henyways#my mom and i park at this private parking (very common in brazil) and i was wearing sandals and the place has a construction floor so i#asked her to drop me at the door so i wouldnt get any lil sands or lil rocks on my sandals#and im there#vibing#looking for a shade bc this hoe takes 10 min to park bc she double checks shit on her bag like 500x times very slow since shes in the aircon#when a man around 40 yrs old stops me on the street#and he gets close and im like *scared* yes?#he says: i hate to have be the one to tell you this but theres a whole right in the middle of ur ass#and i was like ??A WHAT?? and he goes ''right in the middle maam''#i start touching the back of the dress and theres a whole i could fit TWO HANDS inside literally in the indirection of my h*le#I SHIT YOU NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and all this im still waiting for my mom right#2 women stop me as well#and i held the dress side aways till we could walk to a shop nearby so could get smth else to dress#but yeah#busiest ave in my city#hush hour#my butt in display#good friday lads good friday
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