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Rejoice! Creatures in Black be upon yee!!
shoutout to @lucindria and @feyishven for providing me with some additional creative input
(secret Tinkoffski under the cut)
#lords in black#Pokotho#Bliklotep#T'noy Karaxis#nibblenephim#wiggog y'wrath#altho it's actually spelled#Nibblelinephym#Wiggog Y'rath#but the frequently used tags for them are misspelled for some reason#oh right there is also#Ted Spankoffski#aka.#Theodore Spankoffski#aka#MA WIFE!!!!!#<3#my babygirl#my puppydog#anyways getting off track here#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#team starkid#npmd#nmt#my own art#autism creature#bc i am autistic and i've decided so are all the LiB#Ted is actually not tho. he's just here so that i could make him and Tinky kiss hehe <3
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Making Bruises
#Clark Kent#Superman#martha kent#ma kent#DC comics#DCAU#my art#fanart#Don't worry Pa Kent made Clark an eye patch instead of letting his wife give him a shiner.#To lazy to make this a real picture#messing around
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ya hate to see it 💥
#SORRY RENDOG I HAD TO DO IT TO YA#HES BEWITCHED ME HEART AND SOUL MY CRINGEFAIL MINING WIFE#briseiseart#hermitcraft#renthedog#rendog#hermitcraft fanart#hc s10#dans ma vie
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2 children forced to playdate at a party their parents attended 38 injured 6 dead 0 dumpsters emptied
#minori: his boss is really nice to him but hes the wifes ex and the secretary likes the garbage ma i mean husband but he wont cheat so#he tries to set the boss and secretary up and they like each other but its not professional so now the husband has to save her from an#awkward working environment since its all his fault but he did it for his wife so its okay#teru: sword slash to the chest. also ure on fire.#mob psycho 100#mp100#minori asagiri#teruki hanazawa#metukikart#comic
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now whose fucjing idea was this.
#Ma wife#star trek#star trek tos#st tos#tos#the original series#spock#star trek the original series#mr spock#james t kirk#kirk#spirk#k/s#tos spirk#jim kirk#captain kirk
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Finished the MW3 Fix-It I started back in November!! They all have a nice long weekend in the snow as our man recovers, Gaz has spiked hot chocolate, Soap Atholl Brose and Price some sleep. Ghost just needs his Johnny. Yes that’s a wee Laswell and her wife in the background.
The idea for atholl brose cocktail and cranachan I got from this incredible fic, a def Must Read about Johnny trying to find his feet again after being medically discharged with the help of his crazy but loving family. The ANGST, but also soft feels and the awkward but passionate ghostsoap? Delicious. I had a fic hangover. The Scotty dog tat Simon has is a ref to several fics I sadly don’t recall the names of.
#ghostsoap#task force 141#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#kate laswell#Kate Laswell’s wife#modern warfare#domestic fluff#johnny soap mactavish#fic art#my art#neil ellice#johnny mactavish#john mactavish#simon riley#samuel roukin#elliot knight#barry sloane#kyle garrick#john price#call of duty#modern warfare 3#look ma i tried to draw a background#fix it#tf 141
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Calypso: "Your mine all mine"
Penelope standing behind calypso with a steel bat: "care to say that again?"
#epic the musical#epic fandom#just yappin#epic the musical memes#epic the musical wisdom saga#calypso better run#“You've got five seconds”-penelope#run girl run#theres nothing more scarier then a pissed off wife#“get yo hands off ma man” - penelope
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🐄Miku açoriana🐄
ie Miku do rancho folclórico
#coloured doodle#hatsune miku#vocaloid#digital art#lil treat for myself <3#Miku except she's a 19th century Azorean rich farmer's wife flaunting her wealth via bright pink cloth#provavelment não vou ter tempo de fazer nada mais bonitinho q isto mas eu estava a achar piada à Mikus culturais todas#e os artistas portugueses todos no insta a fazerem Mikus portuenses e alentejanas e etc deu-me vontade de fazer isto#o desenho no canto é referência a uma t shirt que tem sempre à venda em S Miguel provavelmente todo o micaelense já viu essa tshirt
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kian doodles from protein purification class today so i wouldn’t fall asleep at my desk teehee
poses referenced from remington leith of palaye royale
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Kittylach warmup 🥰💖
#*borat voice* ma wife#alridpath#illustration#art#animals#furry#anthro#fantasy#fanart#bg3#baldur's gate 3#karlach#karlach cliffgate#sketch
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i realised i never posted this and well now is a good time
#hope we get to see them again soon#i miss my wife tails#tf2#my art#tf2 zhanna#tf2 administrator#miss pauling#classic pyro#tf2 maggie#scout's ma
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Neuvillette: [fully immersed in a new case file, listening to classical music, occasionally sipping his water glass, very focused]
Furina: [upside down on his office's couch] Do you think lakelight lilies have feelings?
#neuvillette#furina#focallette#neuvifuri#genshin incorrect quotes#genshin impact#fontaine#// you cannot tell me that somehow would make him smile out of the blue; and look at her endearingly#probably thinking how sweet and considerate his wife is#“ Such a kind soul; she wonder if plants have emotions... my beloved; my ocean's heart; ma fleurette; ma petite ange...”#and then he just nods and only says “Possibly”#but ahhhh; he looking at her like 'the most selfless beautiful woman... my lumitoile; my treasuare#and then he just can't go back to reading the cases; he is too distracted by Furina's beauty and her random questions ♥
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Wife
haha some silly doodles from a few days ago~
#rottmnt#tmnt#rottmnt future raph#tmnt rapheal#tmnt raph#doodle dump#my art#meme humor#make gud wife#rise raph def ma fav#they are so cute ;A;#art consistency? dont no her xd#wife
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ARO logo looks like the insignia on one of the gates at Buckingham Palace by u/Mas-Chingona
ARO logo looks like the insignia on one of the gates at Buckingham Palace https://ift.tt/ltTpP46 post link: https://ift.tt/TcGF4Z1 author: Mas-Chingona submitted: September 07, 2024 at 02:06AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.
#SaintMeghanMarkle#harry and meghan#meghan markle#prince harry#fucking grifters#grifters gonna grift#Worldwide Privacy Tour#Instagram loving bitch wife#duchess of delinquency#walmart wallis#markled#archewell#archewell foundation#megxit#duke and duchess of sussex#duke of sussex#duchess of sussex#doria ragland#rent a royal#sentebale#clevr blends#lemonada media#archetypes with meghan#invictus#invictus games#Sussex#WAAAGH#american riviera orchard#Mas-Chingona
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#GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF#nobu#kitsune nobu...#nobu with a huge ponytail....#skeleton hyperfixation wife... also husband#those hanging skeletons are fucking cool#idk why it reminds to evil dead henrietta#my new headcanon is nobu doing skeleton puppet shows#oh the boots are also so fucking cool#they showed the complete art on stream so u can see the boots there#thigh high boots...#viejo zorro viejo zorro cogela suave cogela suave#ya me void#este rojillo con un poco de magenta sera pintado? por lo general nobu cambia de color su pelo con sus habilidades pero tirando rojo/amarill#aaaaaaa i tought i saved it on my drafts i ended up posting it lol#whatever hi#mas español por favor#TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO como dijo gio vasquez#how many tags i cant put here?damn#anyways i love my wife#oh yeah the Nobunaga tag#oda nobunaga#fgo#hanged skeletons...#me posting about fate??? is this 2018???#i like chains on her
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Coming Home (Dave York x F!Wife Reader)
A Merry Fic-Mas - December 20
Part of A Merry Fic-Mas: A Pedro Boys Holiday Fic Calendar - click for masterlist!
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Pairing: Dave York x F!Wife Reader
Word Count: 2000
Rating: Explicit (18+ MDNI)
Warnings: No use of Y/N; no physical description of the reader; reader is Dave’s wife; loose canon (implied changing to end of Equalizer 2, justice 4 Dave); soft!Dave; oral sex (M and F receiving); facesitting; unprotected PiV sex; mild breeding kink; reader is on birth control (not discussed); dirty talk
A/N: Despite having been in the Pit for some time, this is my first Dave story and, well… things escalated. I’m a sucker for soft!Dave (go read @wildemaven’s gorgeous Holi-Dave stories!!) and for the idea that this man just fucking loves his wife/partner. In this story you can choose to read the wife as Carol, or a second wife - whatever you prefer.
He makes his way through baggage claim quickly, expertly dodging the crowds of people clustered around the carousels looking for their luggage. The airport is decorated for the holidays, but Dave pays no attention to the illuminated Christmas trees atop each baggage belt, nor to the animatronic Santa Claus and elves greeting passengers in the arrivals hall.
Experience has taught him that a carry-on is preferable in most circumstances. Travel light, travel smart, and save valuable time at each end. He takes a strange pride in knowing that he’s back at his car before most of the people on his flight have even begun to identify their bags.
Dave is tired: physically, mentally, emotionally. He has started to wonder how much longer he can do this for: the time apart, the unspoken agreement not to discuss the other side of his work at home, the fact that - while you know the broad contours of what he does beyond the DIA, and probably more details than he’d like - he has to be incredibly careful with what he says, to avoid the possibility of you becoming an accomplice in the eyes of the law.
He starts the car, swings by the drive-thru just on the way out of the airport campus to pick up a coffee and some donuts, and then - finally - gets on the road.
Dave York needs to go home. He needs you.
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It’s still very early when he pulls into the driveway, the sky as yet untouched by the brightness of the coming day. Dave lets himself in and drops his bag in the hallway, taking off his shoes and treading carefully as he makes his way upstairs, lest he wake the girls.
He gingerly opens the door of your bedroom and tiptoes inside. You are still asleep, your back to the door, nestled into the pillows and duvet. Soft, warm, and safe.
You have always been his safe place, his comfort. He longs for your softness, your warmth, the way he feels like nothing and no one on earth could ever touch him when he’s buried inside you.
Still fully clothed, he climbs into bed beside you and wraps an arm around you from behind, kissing your neck, your shoulders, and the skin of your upper back, exposed by your slip nightdress.
It doesn’t take long before you’re woken by Dave’s mouth seeking out every inch of your upper body. You turn to face him.
“Hi, my love. You’re home. Aren’t you early?”
Dave caresses your waist and hips, dark eyes looking at you with pure longing. “Only by a day. I just wanted to come home as soon as I could.” He leans down and sucks on your neck, making you writhe and whine with pleasure. “I wanted to come home to you.”
You hum with satisfaction and begin to unbutton his shirt, fingers working their way down towards the waistband of his pants. “That so?”
Your husband kisses you deeply, greedily, hard as you undress him, his tongue seeking entrance to your mouth and exploring it like it’s the first time.
He kicks off his dress pants and shucks off his shirt and under vest. You take in the sight of him, wearing only his black boxer briefs: his impossibly broad shoulders, his soft but solid tummy, the strength of his arms and his thighs, his beautiful face.
Your Dave.
The wetness is already starting to pool between your legs.
You straddle him, feeling his hard cock brush against your pussy as you hitch up your chemise. Dave reaches for you, hands gripping your thighs.
“Let me welcome you home properly, Mr York.”
His eyes widen as you peel off your nightdress and fling it into a corner of the room, leaving you completely bare and astride him. You lean forward, trailing your mouth down his chest and tummy. Dave pants and moans with pleasure, hips bucking a little and creating delicious friction against your clit as you work your way down his body.
You palm his cock, still inside his boxers, before carefully tugging them down. His dick springs free: hard, thick, heavy. Perfect.
Dave looks down at you and quirks an eyebrow. “You got plans, Mrs York?”
“Mmmm.” Your tongue flits across your lips, as if you’re admiring a delicious meal. “I got plans. But they’re gonna have to be quiet, Mr York, unless you want two little girls interrupting them.”
Dave chuckles and lowers his voice. And then he feels you. Tongue licking a stripe up the length of his cock, before playfully lapping at the base. The wet plumpness of your lips around the head, gently sucking on his erect cock and swirling your tongue and taking him inch by inch into your mouth as you hollow your cheeks.
“Fuck…fuck. You’re fucking incredible, baby.”
You smile to yourself at his praise. “I like giving my husband head, what can I say?”
Dave lets out a half-chuckle, half-groan as you work his dick with your hand, tipping him closer to the edge. It’s too soon. Too quick. He doesn’t want to come in your mouth, one way or another.
He motions with his head and you release his cock with a parting stroke.
“I need to taste you, baby,” he murmurs, already looking somewhat wrecked. “Get up here. Sit on my face, will you?”
You feel a little uncertain. It’s been a while since you’ve done this - sitting on his face, that is. Dave loves eating your pussy. But this… this is less frequent.
“Are you sure, baby?”
He looks at you in disbelief. “Never been more sure of anything. And do not say anything about your body or your weight. You’re fucking perfect. I need you, need to take you.”
Dave’s eyes are dark with lust, but not without that certain softness only you and the girls ever really see. Your heart swells at the sight and you shift forward to straddle your husband’s face, Dave carefully holding you in position and urging you down so that he can really taste and smell your sex.
“There’s only one condition,” Dave murmurs.
“Oh?”
“You’re going to have to be really quiet for me, too.”
Easier said than done when you have those lips and that tongue taking you apart with enthusiastic precision. Dave grunts and moans softly into your cunt as his mouth forms a tight seal around your folds, tongue flicking across your clit over and over as you grip the headboard with one hand and hold the other firmly across your mouth to stifle your cries.
He breaks away for a moment to slide a couple of fingers inside you before resuming his work, tongue pressing deliciously on your clit while his thick fingers fuck you, finding the sensitive spot he knows will trigger your release.
“C’mon, baby,” he groans, voice muffled between your soft thighs. “You’re so fuckin’ close.”
He can feel your pussy fluttering and tightening around his fingers, feel the wetness running onto his hand as he gets you off. You’re teetering on the edge - and come hard, all over his mouth and nose, screaming his name into the palm of your hand.
“Good fuckin’ girl,” Dave purrs as you catch your breath, sitting up to caress and kiss your breasts as he moves you over and off him, onto your back. He grabs handfuls of you as his mouth roams all over your naked body, hips rutting against you and hard cock pressed against your mound. “I missed you. Missed your taste.”
“You going to fuck me, David?” Your voice is hushed, breathless, ragged: still boneless and taken apart, needing him to put you back together.
Dave’s dark eyes sparkle as he reaches down and spreads your legs wide. He gazes at your soaked pussy, puffy and ready for him, and smiles at the sheer mess he’s already made of you.
“I’m going to fuck you hard, babe. You tell me if it’s too much, okay? Just fucking want you. Fucking need you.”
You whine with arousal, affirm his instructions, and he shifts forward, one hand stroking his cock. He parts your folds with the other as he lines himself up to take you for the umpteenth time. Even so, the stretch of him as he enters you always makes you catch your breath a little.
Dave’s broad body hovers over yours as he bottoms out with a hiss, desperately trying not to make too much noise. “Jesus. You…fuck.”
You wrap your arms around his broad back and focus for a moment on the feeling of your husband stretching you, filling you, having you. “What is it, baby?” Your voice is a sultry whisper and it goes straight to Dave’s cock.
He’s barely holding it together. “Your…fuck, your p-pussy.”
“It’s all yours, baby. Feel how tight and wet I am for you - you fuckin’ love that, don’t you?”
“Gonna fuck you now,” Dave whines, unable to hold on any more. He starts slowly but the warm, delicious wetness of your cunt begs him to speed up, to build up to a more intense rhythm.
You forget yourself and whine, prompting him to bring his hand to your mouth. It only serves to stimulate you further as your back arches off the mattress.
“Want to hear you talk to me, babe,” Dave whispers, hips snapping as he fucks you harder and faster. “Quietly. But talk to me. Tell me.”
He loves dirty talk. You’re only too happy to oblige.
“Been missing this dick, baby. Missed you taking me like this - filling me up and fucking me so well.”
Dave’s expression and ragged breathing makes you sceptical he’ll last as long as he usually does. “Fuck. You touch yourself while I was away?”
You bite your lip to hold back a moan. “Yeah, I did,” you whisper, “Made myself come thinking about you, thinking about what you do to me. Thinking about your big cock, stretching me like this.”
He buries himself against your chest to disguise his cry as he fucks you like a man possessed. Your bedroom is taken over by the quiet soundscape of lovemaking: skin on skin, ragged breathing and muffled whines, creaking bed frame, and the lewd sound of your wetness.
“Been thinking the whole time about coming in you,” Dave mutters quietly as he pulls out briefly, turns you into your side, lifts up your leg, and thrusts back into you with ease. “Fucked my fist thinking about it, wishing I was filling you.”
He holds your belly with one hand and grabs your tit with another, bringing his mouth against your neck and shoulder and biting the delicate skin there as you whine into a pillow.
“Come in me, Dave. Fucking fill me up.”
He grunts in your ear as he drops a hand to your clit and traces tight circles over the swollen bud, holding you tight to him as you cry out. “Want to fill you until it takes,” Dave hisses, his rhythm starting to stutter and fall apart as he nears his release. “Fuck you over and over and over, give you another baby.”
You press your face into the mattress as you scream his name, coming undone on his cock.
“You want me to make you a mama again, babe?”
That does it. You come so hard it feels like you might pass out, and the throbbing of your pussy is enough to tip your husband over the edge, too. Dave comes with a moan that’s muffled by the soft skin of your upper back as he cries out your name and fills you with his spend.
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The sun is up as you tiptoe back to bed from your en-suite bathroom, discarding your light silk robe as you nestle, naked, back into bed beside your beloved.
Dave pulls you close, humming contentedly as you rest your head on his warm chest and idly rub his soft tummy.
“Thank you for coming home early,” you murmur, eyes closing.
He holds you close and kisses your forehead. “I needed to come home,” he whispers. “Needed to get back to you. You’re my home, baby.”
#a merry fic-mas#holiday fic calendar#dave york#dave york x f!reader#dave york x f!wife reader#dave york fanfiction#dave york smut#justice for dave york#the equalizer 2#the dave york pit#pedro pascal character fanfiction#pedro pascal characters#pedro pascal
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