#*borat voice* ma wife
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mashmouths · 8 months ago
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consider
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alridpath · 6 months ago
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Kittylach warmup 🥰💖
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sacreblugh · 2 months ago
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deacon coulda gone pro you know 😔
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katie-wants-donut · 2 years ago
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(repost because it didn't appear in the tag)
I LOVE HER
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viscerat · 2 months ago
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wooow check out this guy. does he like me or something
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chaotictomtom · 2 years ago
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MA FEMME ME MANQUE <:'(((( (capaldi as the doctor)
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trash-gremlin · 1 month ago
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*borat voice* ma wife
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stonedfemmeblues · 4 months ago
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>be me
>pre-estrogen trans girl in a shitty long distance relationship in 2020
>watch borat 2 over streaming with my partner
>finish the movie, it was dumb but i laughed a few times
>partner texts me saying they stopped watching halfway through the movie
>i ask why
>they say “if you were a female you would have the sensitivities to not find any of the perversions in that movie funny”
>i’m not a real woman because i laughed at borat 2
>four years later
>3 years on hrt, dating a cis lesbian that my last partner said would never date me
>laying in bed holding my lesbo gf while she’s half asleep
>she makes a fist and knocks on my shoulder like a door and says “knock knock”
>i ask “who’s there?”
>she says “ma wife” in the borat voice
is my girlfriend lying to me about being a woman?
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trannykisser · 1 year ago
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Thanks for the 15 questions tag @alicearmageddon
Named after anyone?
I named myself Kate after the wife of beloved sillyman Nathan Fillion in the pretty good show Castle. Then I turned it into Katie because it's cuter and eventually my at the time girlfriend russified it into Katya
Have any kids?
Yes @krawlerfizz she is my daughter
Use sarcasm a lot? 
No. Never. I've never been sarcastic in my life
Last time cried? 
Yesterday. Being a lesbian is hard
First thing about others noticed? 
Probably their hair
Eye colour? 
Brown ^^
Sport you play or have played? 
Skiing, scuba diving, going to the gym if it counts
Any special talents? 
I like playing music ^^
Where were you born? 
Zagreb
Scary movies or happy ending? 
I am a massive pussy the only good thing about horror movies is scaring you into a girl's arms
Any pets? 
Two little dogs in Croatia, Bora the malamute and Luke the whatever dog as well as a cat in Germany
I also plan on keeping a wide variety of snek, lizar and crustacean (lobster are cool)
How tall?
almost 6'0" women hmu
Favourite school subject? 
biology ^^
Dream job?
Immunology research. Working in a lab would be fun as fuck
Hobbies?
Guitar, fiddling with electronics, any sort of physical labour, Vidya games, having loads of gay sex with trans women (real), star trek Deep Space 9
Thanks for the tag! I’m gonna pass it on to Borat voice ma waiiif since all my other friends on here have already been tagged
@watermelaniee
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ofginjxints · 7 months ago
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📸 i’m trash for tristan & nadia sooo (from @sideofmischicf 💞)
Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s)
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BORAT VOICE: MA WIFE
The last one is where Tristan screenshots their facetimes because of course they live together and are married but also facetime when she's having a break at work.
@sideofmischicf
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gmanwhore · 8 months ago
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Blurry because our camara is trash but :]
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*Borat voice* MA WIFE!!!!!
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fearcicada · 1 year ago
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(borat voice) ma wife
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miss-ari · 1 year ago
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things my partner has called me in the past week
bee (most common and most favourite term of endearment)
MA WIFE (borat voice)
fell shrew (we discovered their neck is ticklish only while smooching)
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hibiscustoast · 4 years ago
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“Hovering where it once stood is Lup, ✨phantasmal and resplendent✨, her outstretched palms still coated in flame”
A final project I did for my art course last semester.
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bibanana · 3 years ago
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don't tell anyone this but sometimes i miss homestuck
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litgsimp · 4 years ago
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If we aren’t married then explain THIS
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