#*borat voice* ma wife

[mashmouths]

consider

[alridpath]

Kittylach warmup 🥰💖

[sacreblugh]

deacon coulda gone pro you know 😔

[katie-wants-donut]

(repost because it didn't appear in the tag)

I LOVE HER

[viscerat]

wooow check out this guy. does he like me or something

[chaotictomtom]

MA FEMME ME MANQUE <:'(((( (capaldi as the doctor)

[trash-gremlin]

*borat voice* ma wife

[stonedfemmeblues]

>be me

>pre-estrogen trans girl in a shitty long distance relationship in 2020

>watch borat 2 over streaming with my partner

>finish the movie, it was dumb but i laughed a few times

>partner texts me saying they stopped watching halfway through the movie

>i ask why

>they say “if you were a female you would have the sensitivities to not find any of the perversions in that movie funny”

>i’m not a real woman because i laughed at borat 2

>four years later

>3 years on hrt, dating a cis lesbian that my last partner said would never date me

>laying in bed holding my lesbo gf while she’s half asleep

>she makes a fist and knocks on my shoulder like a door and says “knock knock”

>i ask “who’s there?”

>she says “ma wife” in the borat voice

is my girlfriend lying to me about being a woman?

[trannykisser]

Thanks for the 15 questions tag @alicearmageddon

Named after anyone?

I named myself Kate after the wife of beloved sillyman Nathan Fillion in the pretty good show Castle. Then I turned it into Katie because it's cuter and eventually my at the time girlfriend russified it into Katya

Have any kids?

Yes @krawlerfizz she is my daughter

Use sarcasm a lot? 

No. Never. I've never been sarcastic in my life

Last time cried? 

Yesterday. Being a lesbian is hard

First thing about others noticed? 

Probably their hair

Eye colour? 

Brown ^^

Sport you play or have played? 

Skiing, scuba diving, going to the gym if it counts

Any special talents? 

I like playing music ^^

Where were you born? 

Zagreb

Scary movies or happy ending? 

I am a massive pussy the only good thing about horror movies is scaring you into a girl's arms

Any pets? 

Two little dogs in Croatia, Bora the malamute and Luke the whatever dog as well as a cat in Germany

I also plan on keeping a wide variety of snek, lizar and crustacean (lobster are cool)

How tall?

almost 6'0" women hmu

Favourite school subject? 

biology ^^

Dream job?

Immunology research. Working in a lab would be fun as fuck

Hobbies?

Guitar, fiddling with electronics, any sort of physical labour, Vidya games, having loads of gay sex with trans women (real), star trek Deep Space 9

Thanks for the tag! I’m gonna pass it on to Borat voice ma waiiif since all my other friends on here have already been tagged

@watermelaniee

[ofginjxints]

📸 i’m trash for tristan & nadia sooo (from @sideofmischicf 💞)

Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s)

BORAT VOICE: MA WIFE

The last one is where Tristan screenshots their facetimes because of course they live together and are married but also facetime when she's having a break at work.

@sideofmischicf

[gmanwhore]

Blurry because our camara is trash but :]

*Borat voice* MA WIFE!!!!!

[fearcicada]

(borat voice) ma wife

[miss-ari]

things my partner has called me in the past week

bee (most common and most favourite term of endearment)

MA WIFE (borat voice)

fell shrew (we discovered their neck is ticklish only while smooching)

[hibiscustoast]

“Hovering where it once stood is Lup, ✨phantasmal and resplendent✨, her outstretched palms still coated in flame”

A final project I did for my art course last semester.

[bibanana]

don't tell anyone this but sometimes i miss homestuck

[litgsimp]

If we aren’t married then explain THIS