#Lusan kids

[chr13sakop]

Lusan parents where the very few few FEW times they get into actual arguments it’s kinda silly cuz it’s just Sanji yelling in French and Luffy yelling back in Portuguese and both their kids watching just there like 🧍🧍‍♀️

I actually love the idea that when Sanjis mad he loses it in French like he’s in the kitchen yelling and Luffy and the kids are all looking at each other like ????

[itsrainingbubbles]

One piece elementary au where shanks introduces Luffy to his boyfriend buggy and Luffy asks what a boyfriend is so they explain it like "it's someone you really like and you hold hands and hang out a lot and you couldn't imagine life without them"

And immediately after luffy goes "OH! I Have a boyfriend!"

And shanks is like "come again?? You have a boyfriend???!??!"

Luffy just laughs "mhm! There's Zoro, Nami, usopp, Sanji, law, kid, and koby!"

Shanks tell him that they can't possibly be his boyfriends if Luffy hasn't asked them yet and he's laughing out of relief

Luffy just pouts but the next couple days goes around asking everyone to be his boyfriends with varying degrees of success but eventually everyone agrees to be his boyfriends, with the exception of Nami who hit him and said since she's a girl it'd be girlfriend and not boyfriend but she also agrees

Luffy goes running back to shanks after that and tells him that not only does he have 6 boyfriends he also has a girlfriend

And well shanks can't really say anything now cause yeah Luffy did ask and if you ask any of the kids Luffy mentioned if they have a boyfriend they'll all say yes and that it's Luffy

When ace and Sabo find out they're annoyed but only because Luffy got a boyfriend/girlfriend before them

Also this interaction sounds funny to me so I'm writing it here

Luffy running out the house and yelling out to his brothers that he's going to his boyfriends house and ace and Sabo yell back 'which one?'

This would take place when Luffy is in middle school though

Also Valentines day was a nightmare for Dadan when Luffy was still in elementary school, Luffy would insist on handmade Valentine's cards and because he had to make them for different people he needed a bunch of different colors and supplies and not only was that expensive it was really time consuming

Also when Dadan found out he was dating a bunch of different people she yelled at him and said cheating is wrong until Luffy explained that they all knew the other people he was dating so Dadan just accepted it cause what else was she supposed to do?

Dadan also cried when Luffy came home from school on Valentine's Day and he had a bunch of chocolate and flowers and cards

[viraliz]

[cooperbutter88]

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[galazyprince]

Baby Sanji being rescued by Baby Luffy, Nami, and Usopp

[beanghostprincess]

always thinking about that scene from long ring long land where sanji gets all excited about nami and him having a kid because that just confirms sanji wants to have kids and idc about the ship, my man is going to be a parent if i say so

[mike-milkyway]

I just wrote a 8 page Sanji essay for my final work of the season in my school, should I drop it?

[sanlusbian]

cross-ship art for oomf 🩷

[cloudzoro]

ik this is an x reader blog but im curious if we have any ships in common

[chr13sakop]

When Sanji starts growing out his hair Luffy likes to play with it he has no idea what he’s doing but it’s always at the end of the day so Sanji doesn’t care. I think once they have their kids too all three of them like to play around with Sanjis hair. Sanjis had a hard long day managing his restaurant so at the end of the day he lays in between luffys legs reading a book while Sora and Ace like try to braid his hair and Luffy tries making a little ponytail in the back, it all looks awful but Sanji doesn’t mind cuz it makes him feel so loved.

[itsrainingbubbles]

Genderfluid luffy highschool au where one day Luffy wore a sparkly dress and left glitter all over her partners cause she was constantly hugging and kissing them and since then Luffy made a habit of wearing an ungodly amount of body glitter cause she likes to see the glitter left all over them

Possessive Luffy ig cause yeah this is really just her being possessive and wanting everyone to know that they're hers

[elles-home]

optiktok, weirdly enough, is op edits to taylor swift songs and i eat it up

optwt and optumblr are two completely different beasts. optwt spends their time being miserable assholes comparing how strong characters are. optumblr spends their time drawing fanart of sanji and zoro having sex

[blacklegsanjiii]

wait ohmygod imagine lusan in warlord!sanji au. luffy goes through so many shovel talks that stop midattempt bc all the warlords are very protective over their kid but they can tell without minutes of meeting luffy that hes the best there can be. luffy has no idea theres a shovel talk hes just happy to talk to ppl who have sanjis baby pictures and embarrassing stories. tho i guess this kinda scenario works with other ships too

Two different anons with the same energy I love it.

God that'd be hilarious. I feel like Jinbei wouldn't even try honestly after seeing WCI. And he is talking to the others. They all coparent someone who is so reckless and willing to die. It's like they kidnap the seraphim and go to Karai Bari where the warlords are all at because Jinbei called ahead and is like "I HAVE NEWS I WILL TELL YOU WHEN WE GET THERE!"

The Warlords and the Strawhats are all staring at each other as Boa tries not to swoon for Luffy. The seraphim are with them and looking at them all like they're dumb. Jinbei is so excited as he looks at his other coparents who are looking at mini versions of themselves and to the pirate crew and then to Jinbei specifically. Buggy is so confused and scared. He knows that Sanji is the kid of his "lieutenants" and the other three warlords but like honestly, he's scared.

"What the hell are these?" Crocodile asks.

"Seraphim is what Vegapunk called them. Look at them! It's us!" Jinbei says excitedly. "I know I've been unfairly having too much time-"

"You're in the crew!" Boa yells with a finger. "Of course you get a bunch of extra time with them!"

"But now with these you can all have a child again as well!" Jinbei grins and Mihawk just crouches down in that "Oh no God why me way" as he looks at their kid. Basically. Sanji is gripping their hair which Jinbei tries to get him to let go of. Doffy strings Sanji's hands to get them to stop. The Crew is ready to fight.

"Calm down, it's fine, I wasn't going to kill them this time." Doffy laughs.

"Oh but you would have last time?!" Sanji yells at him.

"If it came to it." Doffy shrugs with a grin and Sanji just starts yelling at him in a foreign language. Doffy is just laughing and then Sanji's legs light on fire and Mihawk groans. Crocodile sighs while Boa runs forward and holds Sani in a bear hug and squeals about no one mentioning that! She has Sanji in the air and spinning. Sanji is yelling at her now as Doffy laughs his ass off.

"What is going on?" Usopp asks in despair.

"He's our child, duh." Boa says.

"Well I'm their boyfriend so can you let them go?" Luffy asks. Nami chops Luffy's head, Zoro is screaming at Luffy for saying that and Mihawk for hiding it.

"So just to be clear, our child can set themself on fire, is dating their captain, Doffy almost killed them and would have if it came to it." Crocodile says.

"And they can sky walk." Jinbei nods proudly. Boa screams in delight and swings Sanji around more as they screams in another language and just losing it at his crew but Luffy blanks out.

"Sanji. Family meeting. Buggy, entertain them." Mihawk demands.

"Why me? Are you taking those things?" Buggy screams gesturing at the seraphim.

"No." And all the parents leave and Sanji is being carried by Boa as he's still yelling.

After the meeting Doffy, Crocodile, and Jinbei agree it's not worth trying to give Luffy a shovel talk. Boa and Mihawk on the other hand are going to give their child's captain a deep, deep, shovel talk. Also everyone is asking about the fire and Boa and Crocodile are picking apart his outfit which Boa and Sanji say Croc doesn't really have a leg to stand on there.

When they filter out of the tent where said family meeting took place they see Buggy and some of his crew members doing circus acts for the Strawhats and Seraphim. Luffy immediately rockets to Sanji and saying he's hungry and Sanji nods and invites everyone to the Sunny for dinner.

"Wait, so did you know Sanji before us?" Usopp asks Robin.

"No, I had heard of them but by the time I joined Sanji was already working at Baratie." Robin answers.

"How come you never told me the cook was your kid?" Zoro asks Mihawk.

"Because that would include explaining this convoluted mess and Sanji would have told you if they wanted to." Mihawk answers. "Strawhat found out at Marineford."

"What'd I find out?" Luffy asks.

"That we are Sanji's parents. Although there was quite a lot going on so I don't blame you for forgetting." Jinbei says with a pat to Luffy's shoulder.

"How did five warlords even end up with a kid?" Franky asks.

"Mihawk got me and Zeff off the rock and I went with him. Didn't want to leave me alone on Kuriagana so I went with him to meetings." Sanji shrugs. "The first few times I went with the others was because he had a job and then I just started getting passed around."

"You were so tiny back then!" Boa wails as she grabs Sanji and holds them close. Franky sets up the barbeque outdoor counters and Sanji frees themself and mutters the whole way to the galley to start gathering ingredients and supplies. Boa saddles up next to Luffy and starts to try the shovel talk but then she watches Sanji start chopping and slicing as the grill heats and just watches Luffy watch Sanji with the softest eyes. So instead she thanks him for getting Sanji back from Germa.

"Well yeah, he's my cook." Luffy says like it's obvious and suddenly to Boa it is.

Mihawk tries when Sanji drags Zoro to go do dishes with him saying it shouldn't take too long. Luffy is playing with the Seraphim who seem interested but confused. Luffy doesn't have a lot patience but he does have a lot of perseverance so he takes to teaching these things easily. Mihawk simply nods at Luffy who smiles widely at him.

When Sanji comes back out Nami wraps an arm around them and with a devilish grin.

"So how many drinks do I have to give out before I start to hear embarrassing stories?" Nami asks sweetly.

"Please don't." Sanji says.

"One time I took Perona and Baby 5 to Baratie and Sanji almost died five times!" Doffy calls from where he's perched next to Crocodile.

"Perona knew!?" Zoro yells.

"Yes, but she would only go to Kuriagana. I spent a lot of time painting nails." Mihawk drawls.

"Oh, I forgot to mention on our previous phone call but Sanji did kick Saint Jupiter." Jinbei nods proudly.

Mihawk pinches the bridge of his nose and groans as Doffy laughs. Boa is once again swinging Sanji around, Crocodile nods his approval at their child. Sanji is then pulled to their captain as the parents tell about Sanji's childhood. Boa coming through with photos she had marines take at warlord meetings of Sanji and their parents doing their absolute best or worst depending on the photo.

[dezr0ph0bia]

why do i not see ANYTHING sanlu/lusan with laufey, THEYRE SO LAUFEY CODED

LIKE LOVESICK ?? "FELL IN LOVE FOR JUST THREE NIGHTS" ??? "WHEN THE GOLD RAYS FELL ON YOUR SKIN, AND NY HAIR GOT CAUGHT IN THE WIND". GUYS CMON NOW. GOOD KIDS FTS ??? GUYS CMONNN 😭😭

[beanghostprincess]

high school AU in which sanji always has little snacks in his backpack for luffy and they always sit together so he can reach them without their teacher noticing. and whenever they don't have class together, sanji is always waiting for him outside when it finishes so he can give him food.

[tinukis]

sharing them anyway (cropped bc im still scared to share) they look more like zosan and lusan kids but whatevs

it was only bc i made a joke doodle abt chopper delivering sanji's twins. a joke i made w a friend who is a sanji fan

anyway theyre under the cut

twin girls... kuina (red) and sora (green)

tbh gender as a concept doesnt exist to them at all. they acknowledge that theyre girls and refer themselves as such, but more often than not theyre assumed to be boys due to their tomboyish attitudes. they dont correct them either unless theyre asked.

the two girls are also big eaters, terrible with direction, and falls asleep randomly. theyre also skilled in martial arts and swordsmanship but kuina is into martial arts and sora is a swordsman (two swords)

kuina is more spunky and sora is more mellow.

kuina is often barefoot (gets scolded to wear shoes, but wears sandals bc it's a hassle to put socks on and she likes the freedom on her legs) while sora dresses like how zoro did

they also fight over food... especially with luffy. sanji says that his dears (the girls) dont need to fight as theres always plenty but scolds luffy lol...

also in my vision, sanji is like under the nonbinary umbrella 👍

made zosanlu fankids but it started off as a joke about sanji being pregnant and then