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Fun Facts 761-770
⢠Lord Diavolo states he wants to go fishing with Lucifer
⢠Diavolo has openly admitted to Solomon that he believes heâs problematic.
⢠Thirteen owns a water gun sheâs named Trunky the Elephant Water blaster Number 5.
⢠Beelzebub once made a hole in his bedroom wall as he was having a dream his cheeseburgers were running away from him
⢠According to Lucifer, heâs read sweeping epics shorter than Mammonâs criminal record
⢠Leviathan describes Mephistopheles as a lord Diavolo Stan.
⢠Solomon admitted to MC heâd love to see Lucifer pole dance
⢠Lucifer has said that even a friendly game of chess will become a life or death struggle if he plays against Satan
⢠Solomon can make lifelike puppets of himself to attend social gatherings in his place while he stays home
⢠Lucifer indirectly told MC heâs glad their parents bred because heâs sad imagining a world without them
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âłËËËAlastor x Wife!ReaderËËË â´
â Summary: Lucifer gets a little too brazen with Alastor's darling wife. Guess the Ruler of Hell would just have to learn a lesson about who you belong to.
â Warnings: fem!reader, she/her pronouns used, jealous!alastor, soft comforting shower sex, knotting, alastor has a tail, consent, making out, soft kisses, biting, marking kink, alstor laps up the readers blood because he bites a liiiitle too hard, creampie, banter between alastor and lucifer, as well as banter between the reader and angel
â Word Count: 1,972
Alastor was quite the jealous type.Â
You were his wife in life and death. To say he was protective of you was an understatement. So, it only made sense that Alastor would lose his composure when the ruler of hell himself arrived at the Hazbin Hotel.Â
Lucifer was a rather charming man, but you were spoken for. So when he grasped your hand and placed a chaste kiss on the back of your palm, your hand yanked away in the blink of an eye. You could have sworn you heard a crackling growl escape your husband's lips as he watched Lucifer offer you a lustful gaze-Â and that was simply unacceptable.Â
"I see you've met my wife!" Alastor let out a forced chuckle as he looped his arm around your waist, pulling you close to his side. You let out a sigh of relief. All thanks to your husband's rescue. Lucifer gave Alastor a pointed look before he blurted out, "You're joking... right?" He scoffed.Â
Your face scrunched up in anger at Lucifer's rude remark. "Oh, he's as serious as a heart attack." You spat, snaking your own arm around Alastor's back. You squeezed his waist, a habit of yours that let your dear husband know when you were livid.Â
"But- look at you! You're gorgeous, sweetheart, and he's just... freaky." You were about to snap back before your husband's maniacal laughter tore through the room. "Ha Ha! That's rich coming from the short stack!" Alastor quipped, grip tensing around your waist. Lucifer's chest puffed up in defense before he let out an airy laugh.Â
"Aha! The height I lack up here, I surely make up for below the belt! Maybe I can show your wife sometime." Lucifer shot you a playful wink, causing your face to scrunch up in disgust. Alastor tensed beside you before he let out another forced laugh, ducking low to get in Lucifer's face. "Ha Ha! Fuck you." Your husband spat, voice missing its usual radio static tone.Â
Before the situation could escalate further, Charlie intervened. Pushing her father away from the tense atmosphere while mouthing a sympathetic "Sorry!" your way. The aura in the room was stiff. You could certainly cut the tension with a butter knife. "Damn, smiles! Looks like lil' Luci himself has got eyes for your girl!" Angel stated before taking a swig of his cocktail.Â
You turned your head in Angel's direction. Shooting him a warning glare. The last thing you wanted was for Angel to get caught in the crossfire of your husband's anger. Alastor remained quiet before he slowly began walking toward the staircase. You could tell he was seething with how his ears twitched atop his head. Your husband flickered up the steps without a word, making you worry.Â
"Damn it, Angel! You knew he was pissed enough as is, no need to poke the bear!" You sighed, rubbing your temples as you made your way over to the bar. Husk poured you a drink, shaking his head in agreement. "Dont'cha mean poke the deer?" Angel chuckled, patting your back in a lighthearted manner. Husk cursed under his breath at Angel's remark.Â
"Cut that shit out, or he'll put you on his next fuckin' broadcast," Husk grumbled, cleaning a glass with a worn-down rag. You sipped your drink before rubbing your temples once more, shaking your head in annoyance. "I should probably go check in on him..." You spoke to yourself before turning on your heel, waving a small goodbye to your two good buddies.Â
"She's in for a loooong night!" Angel giggled, causing Husk to flick his forehead as a warning to "Shut the fuck up."
You took a breath before carefully opening your shared bedroom door. "Darling?" You called out, descending further into the space as you scanned the room for your husband. You peacefully made steps toward your private bathroom, having heard the shower running from beyond the door. To your luck, the door was left unlocked, making it easy for you to slip inside.Â
The bathroom was full of steam as your eyes trailed to the red tufts of hair reflecting through the clear glass shower door. Alastor heard you come in, but he still remained silent. Trying his best to cool off. He hated losing his composure more than anything. Carefully, you began ridding yourself of your garments, leaving your clothes in a pile beside Alastor's. You slid the glass door open, stepping into the shower with your husband.Â
Alastor's ears were pinned against his head as he stood underneath the shower head, allowing the water to cascade down his face. His back was toward you. Your husband's hands were placed in front of him on the cold tiles. Keeping him stabilized. "Al, my love? Is it alright if I touch you?" You whispered softly from where you stood behind him. A moment passed before he nodded in agreement, still remaining silent.Â
Slowly, you wrapped your arms around him. Allowing your hands to caress his midsection all the way up his chest. You rested your head in between his shoulder blades, pressing your chest flush against his back. Alastor let out a deep sigh, your touch bringing him much-needed comfort. "That impudent man.." Your husband muttered, ears twitching in annoyance as he did so. You rubbed circles into his chest, placing gentle kisses against his back.Â
"He's a jerk, Al. I'm all yours, forever and always," Your lips curled into a smile toward the end of your sentence as you felt his tail wagging, brushing against your lower tummy. Your husband's shoulders eased up from your words. He let out a breath before turning on his heel. Alastor's hands immediately cupped your face, doubling over to capture your lips with his. Your eyes fluttered shut, hands rubbing your husband's sides lovingly as your mouths molded perfectly against one another.Â
Your shared embrace lasted a few beats longer before your husband pulled back, half-lidded crimson eyes gazing down at you. "Indeedy, my doe. You're all mine! I suppose I'll have to make it evident to the short stack... and anyone else who dares to court you." His voice dipped low; as did his wandering hands. Alastor's pointed nails dug into the back of your thighs as he hoisted you up. On instinct, your legs wrapped around his slender waist.Â
A pleasant gasp escaped you as you felt your husband's hard length brush against your core. Alastor let out a deep growl against the nape of your neck as he nipped at the sensitive flesh there. "Alastor..." You whined. Tipping your head back so your husband could have better access. A shiver ran down your spine when your back collided with the cool tile walls. Alastor bit a little too harshly between the juncture of your throat and shoulder.Â
A bit of blood trickled down your collarbone, but your husband was quick to lap it up. A deep groan from him sent a rush of heat down to your core. "Divine, my little doe. Absolutely delectable," Alastor mumbled against your sternum before one of his hands slipped between your bodies. He rubbed the flushed tip of his cock between your folds, groaning at the feeling of your slick. "May I, my darling?" Alastor whispered, lips ghosting over yours as he waited patiently for your approval.
"Yes, please..." You sighed, burying your hands into his soaked two-toned locks. Your husband slowly pushed himself past the tight ring of your pussy. Capturing your lips at the same time, drinking up all of your moans as he stretched you open. Your eyes rolled back into your head when Alastor bottomed out inside you. Slowly, you caressed his sensitive ears. Pride pooled in your chest when your husband twitched wildly inside you from the gesture.Â
Your lips pulled back from his when Alastor began thrusting into you. His movements were sharp but shallow, not wanting to pull back more than he had to from the warmth of your pussy. Your husband's head fell forward, forehead resting flush against your shoulder. Alastor groaned against your damp skin as your walls clenched tightly around his throbbing cock. All you could do was moan in pleasure as your husband fucked into you perfectly.Â
"Mine, all mine..." Alastor huffed out before suckling at the base of your neck. You could feel your husband's knot begin to swell inside you as your own release approached rapidly. Apsentmindly, Alastor's thumb dipped between your bodies. He rubbed at your clit expertly as he jackhammered up into you. Your legs tightened around his waist as the coil within your tummy was only moments from snapping. "I'm yours, all yours..."Â
Your words sent Alastor over the edge. He moaned loudly into your neck as his hips stilled, emptying his load deep inside you. The feeling of your husband cumming inside you was enough to trigger your own orgasm. Alastor hissed as he felt your pussy gush around his cock, squeezing him like a vise. After a few moments, you felt Alastor's knot begin to deflate. Allowing his now softening cock to slip out of your inviting heat. "You truly are just darling. How did I get so lucky?" Alastor chuckled as he lifted his head to gaze into your eyes.Â
A bashful smile crossed your features as Alastor slowly lowered your thighs from off his waist. Being sure to hold your hips, stabilizing your trembling legs. "Oh, hush! I'm the lucky one." You giggled, untangling your hands from his hair. Allowing your palms to cup his face, pulling him down for a chaste kiss. Alastor kept his eyes open as you kissed, admiring your lovely visage. After a moment, you pulled back, nuzzling your nose into his. "Now, let's get washed up before heading back out there, yeah?"Â
Alastor and you emerged from the room a little while later. Meeting up with the group from where they gathered in the foyer. Charlie cheerfully waved you and your husband over, and you didn't miss the way Lucifer scowled at Alastor. "We were wondering where you lovebirds wandered off to," Vaggie stated, scooting over on the couch to allow you both to sit. Swiftly, Alastor sat on the sofa before pulling you into his lap. A smile etched into your face as your husband's arms looped around your frame, large palms caressing the tops of your thighs.Â
You heard Lucifer grumble under his breath from the public display of affection. Your friends, on the other hand, had their jaws on the floor. Alastor rarely showed his physical admiration toward you in front of them. So, to say they were shocked was an understatement. "Told ya they snuck away to fuck! Look at her neck, haha- Husk! You owe me that hundred bucks," Angel blurted out. Laughing his ass off. Heat rushed to your face from your friend's crass words. Alastor, on the other hand, glared at Lucifer. His smile stretched from ear to ear as the ruler of hell fumed.Â
"Angel-! Husk-?! You made a bet on whether or not Alastor and I would... ah, you fuckers!" Embarrassment flooded your entire being, hands darting up to cover your face. Alastor let out a loud chuckle from your adorable reaction. "No, toots. We're not the fuckers! You're the one who got fucked, aha!" You quickly got up from your spot atop Alastor's lap, storming over to Angel. "Husk, you're next!" You shouted, chasing Angel around the lobby. "Leave me out of this! That dumbass wouldn't shut up until I accepted the bet." Husk grumbled, not entertaining the bullshit.Â
All the while, Alastor was giving Lucifer a sharp look with that shit-eating grin still illuminating his features. "As you can see, there's no need for you to show my wife your little chum below the belt. My darling is more than satisfied in my care!"
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âPRETTY GIRL!â LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
summary. lucifer gets jealous and wants to remind you that you belong to no one but him.
warning. smut, overstimulation, established relationship, you and lucifer are married, alastor gets flirty with you, lucifer is a soft dom, vibrator, squirting, semi-public sex??, please donât fuck where people eat/make food lmao, 18+ minors dni, kinda proofread sorry
authorâs note. this is a 500 followers special! thank you all so much for the constant love, enjoy sinners.
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Lucifer and you had been frequenting the Hazbin Hotel ever since the tearful reunion between father and daughter. You didnât mind, in fact, you encouraged it not just because you thrived off seeing your step-daughter Charlie and your husband happy but also because you would take any excuse to step out of that dreadful palace Lucifer and you called a home. It was just so boring and bland there where as the Hazbin Hotel was always lively and filled with some life threatening chaos that was exhilarating.
Now that you were back at the Hotel, you helped around whenever you could with enthusiasm. You were in charge of hanging up the banner that welcomed the new sinners but alas, the fixture was to high and your darling husband wasnât anywhere in sight to help you.
As if sensing your distress, Alastor appeared from the shadow on the floor next to you with a wide grin, âWould you like some assistance, your majesty?â
âYes, yes thank you.â You allowed Alastor lift you up onto his shoulder by your waist so you could tape up the banner. Once you found your balance, you began to quickly tape up one corner of the banner, trying to ignore the way Alastorâs fingers grazed along your thigh as he held you in place.
This was all a spectacle to be sure because you had no doubt that the radio demon could have manifested into something taller to help tape it up himself but you were sure this had something to do with his resentment toward your husbandâ though their feelings toward each other were mutual, âA little to the left AlâŚperfect, thank you.â
âHoho, what is this?â The sound of your husbandâs voice had you turning your head slightly to look at him just as Alastor set you back down on your feet with a knowing grin.
âWell, Iââ
âI was only helping this darling damsel in distress as her husband was no where to be found,â Alastorâs grin widens as he turns to you with a respectful bow of his head, âIf you need anything else, my dear. Anything at all. Do not hesitant to ask.â His staticky tone left a hint of suggestiveness that you picked up on and it left Lucifer practically seeing red. You cursed yourself being so caught up in helping Charlie that you didnât mind accepting Alastorâs help for the simplest of tasks.
As you looked at Lucifer you realized that you shouldâve maybe gotten a ladder before you even thought about letting the radio demon touch you because now you were going to pay the price for it.
And pay you did.
âW-Wait, Lucifer..!â Your eyes rolled into the back of your head in pure bliss as Lucifer rocked his hips into you even though you already came You both still had a whole task of things to do before the new sinners arrived at the hotel but Lucifer couldnât wait. The moment you stepped into the nearest room, which was the kitchen, he pounced on you. He laid you on the marble island counter, fumbling with his pants belt.
âWhat were you going to tell me? Not to worry about that freaky bastard?â Lucifer loomed over your figure with that playful grin, his tongue sticking out as he spread your legs wider for him, "What's wrong? hm? I bet he wishes he could fuck you like this.â
"Iâfuckâ was going to say that he was only helping me!" You part your lips, "P-Please, right thereâ!"
âWas he now?â Feeling that you were about to cum, Lucifer picked up the pace, his hand around your throat as he ruts into you ruthlessly. He was so pissed, so jealousâ how dare that radio demon flirt with you? Touch you? Who did he think he was?
"You hear that?" Lucifer brought his hips back only to snap them forward again, the squelch sound that came from how wet you were had your whole body heating up, "Listen to how wet you are and thatâs all because of me."
You felt that coil within you about to snap with an orgasm. Your legs trembling and toes curling as you felt it approaching fast. Lucifer was not holding back tonight and the overstimulation you felt had your mind going into a haze, "please, please, please!"
"c'mon gorgeous," Lucifer let out a low groan, tossing his head back, "fuckkk, cum for me again."
At his words you came, a small scream leaving your throat as you felt your orgasm wash over you. Still coming down from your high, Lucifer gives you a couple of seconds to recover before moving his hips again. He materializes a vibrator in his hand before placing it directly onto your clit.
You shuddered, hand moving down to grip his wrist as tears escaped your eyes from the overwhelming pleasure, "Lulu, p-pleaseâ!"
"I know your limits," Lucifer says with that prideful smile, his voice dominating, "Move your hand."
Your move your hands to grip your thighs, the built trust between you was enough for you to see this mind blowing pleasure through, "W-Wait, I'm going toâ ah~!"
Lucifer lets a glob of spit leave his mouth, you felt it hit directly onto your naked cunt, watching as his saliva coats your already soaked clit and slides down the sides of his length before pressing the vibrator into you harder, "You're going to cum for me again."
You shake your head, pathetic sobs escaping past your lips, "I don't think I c-can Luâ!"
"Yes you can sweetheart, and you will," His words cause a shiver to go down your spine. "Look at this sloppy pussy taking my cock so well."
You look up at Lucifer with pleading eyes, your hand resting on his chest as if to push him away, your nails pressing tiny crescents into his skin, "I'm g-going to c-cumâ! Don't stop, r-right thereâ! Fuck!"
The sight of you crying and succumbing to the pleasure was exhilarating in Luciferâs eyes. His beautiful wife was a sobbing, drooling, trembling mess before him. You were dick drunk and high off pleasure, your words coming out in broken fragments.
Just as he was getting flustered at the way you were presented before him, he couldn't help but think about Alastor in so close proximity to you. Had he thought about you in this way before? That question alone made Luciferâs mind come up with endless possibilities, making the jealousy rise within him as his blood boiled.
He thrusted into you harder, the sound of skin slapping against skin echoing throughout the room as he made sure to angle his thrust, repeatedly hitting you in all the right places. He pressed the vibrator impossibly deeper into you, making you arch your back with a sudden scream,
"L-Lucifer!"
With one final thrust, Lucifer had sent you spiraling over the edge as you squirted around his length, making his thighs and the counter wet with your essence.
Lucifer pulled out of you quickly to slap his cock against your clit, rubbing it against your folds harshly to relish in the lewd sound before thrusting back into you slowly to cockwarm you, "There you go love, good girl.â
You trembled, a string of hiccups leaving your mouth as Lucifer laced his fingers with yours, leaning down to kiss you sweetly as if he didn't just fuck you dumb,
"You did so well for me, darling."
Meanwhile on the other side of the wall sat the bar Husk was currently stationed at with Angel, whoâs jaw was nearly on the floor at the sounds that just came from the kitchen, âDid we just hear the big boss man and his lady gettinâ it on in there?â
âNope,â Husk denied it. After all, ignorance was bliss, âI didnât hear a thing.â
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been discussed before iâm sure but thinking about how sam shouldâve drunken angel blood especially shouldve drunken castiels blood
castiel willing to serve sam with his blind, worthless devotion
sam wishing to purge himself to clean himself inside and out
and it wouldâve been so fucking freaky too. it would be dirty, messy, unnatural. something *unholy*. not quite like how ruby was grooming sam into being luciferâs perfect vessel and starting the apocalypse. but not quite like the gentle wash of a shower either. itâs perfectly imperfect. itâs gentle in the way castiel strokes samâs hair itâs rough in the way sam fucking tears at castiels vessel like a rabid dog. itâs reconciliation.
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Mommy kink x reader fix for luci pls, idc the circumstances, Iâm desperate here.
arent we all đ here u go!! it was pretty fun writing this, i love METAPHORS!!!!
touch of temptation
âlucifer x gn!reader
âincludes : sub!lucifer, dom!reader, mommy kink, edging
luciferâs been alone for quite some time now. yet, when you came around, you made sure to change that immediately.
of course, due to the absence of affection for years, heâs stuck to you like glue, always perking up when he sees you enter a room and running toward you with his stupid little grin.
albeit, adorable stupid little grin.
his desire for touch was not only apparent during daily life, always hooking his arm around you or poking you in jest, but in the nightlife as well.
lucifer was needy. desperate. his longing for touch was one you indulged in without question much of the time, yet some nights the two of you agreed upon abstaining him from such wants. he was the king of hell after all, of course, heâd be a little freaky.
which is why he was sobbing underneath your maddening touch, his head falling back as he cries in dismay from his inability to finish due to your quick reactions whenever heâd get close, pulling your hand away just in time to elicit a noisy whine from the king.
âl-letâme cum, mommy, please!â he wails as you drive into him, pushing him to the brink of insanity as your hand returns to his cock. he bucks up into your hand wildly, only to have his hips held down with a stern push.
ânot yet, baby. stay strong for me,â you coo, yet your soft tone goes against your actions, sharp, fast, and most importantly, ruthless.
he snivels before taking in a deep, shuttering breath, nodding his head weakly at your request.
âo-okay! iâll trâAH!â his fingers dig into your skin, grasping onto your back like his life depended on it.
and it only gets rougher when you let go of his cock.
the scream of frustration that ripped from his throat was adorable, considering how it would get interrupted by his choking wails. you canât help but place a kiss on top of his forehead, soothing him just a bit. he always melts at the slightest act of affection, itâs wonderful.
his legs wrap around your waist as though heâs a snake trying to constrict its prey. he needed to hold onto you like this, to feel you as much as he could. you were his temptation, and he was willing to lose himself in it.
âpl-please please! mommy, i needâ! nghâf-fuck!â he pleads aimlessly, finding himself lost in his seemingly endless pleasure.
âuse your words, baby,â you tell him, knowing fully well as you thrust faster that he would be unable to form a single sentence.
âhaâi, youâso goodwaitâAH! c-canât think-!â the fallen angel seemed to find his place back in heaven, considering how far up his head was in the clouds. but, heâs brought back down to hell as your hand finds its place around his shaft again, making him jolt in shock.
he whines louder and louder, tears never stopping as he takes what you give in full stride, never trying to go against your earlier command.
he was as sweet as an apple and red as one too with a never faltering blush across his face and chest. you couldnât help but take a bite, his neck being the perfect area for a mark.
the shaky moans that leave him are beautiful, and with how well he was taking all of your love, you just had to give him his reward.
âyouâre such a good boy,â you huff out a chuckle as you hear him whine in delight, soaking up the praise needily.
âyou can cum for me now, my love,â you coo, drinking in his face of pure gratitude as he hears you.
âc-can i? can i reâahâ! really?â he asks as he cries in joyous disbelief, looking at you with wide, tear-filled eyes.
âyes, baby,â you say gently, and without a secondâs hesitation, he shudders and screams in mind-breaking ecstasy, the horns on his head slowly peeking from his head as he finishes.
âth-thankâ! thankâ! thank y-youâmhâmommy!â he wails, his eyes rolling to the back of his head briefly before slowly looking back up at you with a dazed look.
his legs still tremble around your waist before slipping down to the bed, completely exhausted. you take your time to care for him, cleaning and making sure to cuddle your little touch-starved lover as quickly as you could.
heâs already asleep in your arms in the first few seconds, snoring lightly. you kiss the back of his neck delicately before heading off to rest as well.
and it would be peaceful until morning, where, like every morning, he would whine and clutch onto you to make sure you wouldnât leave the bed, never able to fulfill his endless hunger for your touch.
tags: @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx @drlucichen @mvskedxrtist
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I know this might sound strange buuuut⌠Could you please make hcs of the brothers + Barbatos with a Reader who often bleeds by their nose (and itâs a lot)? Just a small scratch and touch on it and itâs a wave of blood coming. đ Even pressing their nose against something for some time can cause it.
Itâs a problem that I have been dealing for a year now and it really sucks. I should really see a doctor tbh.
sure thing! and yes, you should probably see a doctor! you took the words right out of my mouth lol
enjoy <3
Mc with frequent nosebleeds
Lucifer
at first he assumes it's some kind of prank but the blood doesn't stop...
he's honestly concerned with the amount of blood you're losing so he looks into finding you someone who could help
i can already imagine the big, heavy sigh he might give haha
Mammon
it scared him the first time it happened
you were so casual about it since it happened so often, but he was not so much
after that moment, he always makes sure both you and him have a pack of tissues on you at all time
Levi
in the nicest way possible, he asks that you do not get blood on his controllers or keyboard if possible
you both know how hard it would be to clean
sometimes, while you're gaming together, you set a towel in your lap or preemptively have a tissue in your nose
Satan
he's probably got a spell up his sleeve that'll solve your problem
all you have to do is say the word!
he's more than happy to help you :)
Asmo
sorry sweetie, you're a biohazard
if you're in his bathroom, he's very careful about what he opens around you. he does not want to have to throw away a new product
however, he's very thoughtful about it, and gets solomon to enchant a handkerchief to be able to absorb your nosebleeds very efficiently
Beel
since you were chill about it
he was chill about it
he won't lie, he is a little concerned, but as long as you aren't bothered, he won't pester you about it
Belphie
while he seems like it wouldn't bother him
he actually takes you straight to the doctors
why? you kept bleeding on his beloved pillows and blankets haha
Barbatos
somehow can always predict exactly when you'll have a nosebleed
he'll just silently lift a tissue or handkerchief to your nose
it makes sense for him, but it's still a little freaky how great his timing is
#headcanons#gn reader#obey me#obey me!#obey me satan#obey me asmo#obey me x reader#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me beel#obey me levi#obey me belphie#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me! shall we date#obey me! shall we date?
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Lucifer Morningstar with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario
warning: language, ooc, possible spoilers from the first season of the 2024 show.
Special thanks to @tonightwrites for helping me with this piece! Enjoy :)
All right, maybe he is moving a little bit fast in falling back in love again butâŚwell, Lucifer will admit that he canât help himself. Thatâs just who he is. Heâs passionate by nature, and it shows in the super amazing ducks he has created and how he helps Charlie in rebuilding her hotel. Not to mention you were so cute!
Sure, youâre a little stoic and didnât have a cellphone, and he did mistake you for a human, but that was okay! He thought it was amazing that you were able to grow almost anything in the hotelâs greenhouse! He had to see it to believe it; wire racks of pots in different shapes and sizes, all those flowers and fruits. There were even herbs nearly bundled up and labeled on a wooden table. It was all very meticulously, and everything was well taken care of. He couldnât find a single sign of neglect. And a single person was responsible for it all? Holy shit.Â
Charlie did reassure him that you were very much dead and a sinner. Why you still looked like a human and had freaky skeletal prosthetics, she had absolutely no clue.Â
But the cherry on the top was how respectful you were towards him. I mean, when was the last time someone saluted and referred to him as His Majesty? And that look on the Radio Demonâs face when she curtsied to him, the king of Hell? Priceless.Â
He did appreciate your honesty, not even holding back when you said that you werenât sure if a rubber ducky would look all right with the new fountain in the greenhouse. But you did anyway, carefully laying it on top of the water. You looked at for a long moment, expressionless and calm before turning to him and saying that his little creation gave the greenhouseâŚa more peaceful ambience.Â
You thanked him for his contribution, and went right to work, dressed in an apron with a watering can in your gloved hands. At least until the little maid Niffty came in with a big frown on her face, scolding you for trying to skip meals again. You looked at him for helpâŚbut unfortunately, he couldnât help this time, gently pushing out of the greenhouse while Niffty tugged you by the hand.Â
You might say that you are used to not eating to accomplish your tasks, though that growling tummy disagrees~!
Whenever he had a moment, he made sure you took breaks and would spend time with you in the greenhouse so you wouldnât be lonely. Heâd tell you stories, share what else he created, and how heâs been wanting to connect with Charlie for so longâŚyet was so scared and unsure of what he could say to her. Especially after Lilith left Hell without saying a word seven years ago.Â
âThe important thing is that you are here with her now and support her endeavors, Your Highness. IâŚdid not have a family when I was aliveâŚbut I had friends. Friends who supported and loved me, for all the flaws I possessed.â You looked down at your hand, clenching it slowly into a fist. âIt was because of themâŚthat I understood many things about myselfâŚand emotions I did not know I had. Grief. Gratitude. Empathy. Guilt. I was on fire, and I did not know it. But I killed many people during the Great War. I was a weapon. That will never change. However,â You then looked at him. âIf I am able to accept that I cannot change the past, and find the courage to move forwardâŚhow can a sinner not be able to find redemption even if they are dead? I believeâŚin Charlie. What she is doing. You do too. And I am sureâŚshe is grateful that you finally understand her.â
 If he hadnât already been in love with you, this would definitely be the moment when he realized how felt towards you. And Charlie, his sweet, smart little girl knew too.Â
That was probably why she pulled him aside one afternoon to privately speak in her office. She was obviouslyâŚ.a little freaked out. But he waited until she finished inhaling and exhaling deep breaths, eyes closed, clenching and unclenching her fists, whatever helped her calm down. She then looked him straight in the eye.
âLook Dad, IâmâŚhappy that youâre happy. I mean, itâs really, really obvious that you like [First Name]. Now thereâs nothing wrong with that, Iâm okay!â She added quickly, waving her hands up and down frantically. âItâsâŚitâs been a long time since you and Mom split up, and I know you havenât even thought about anyone else until now. Look,â She took in another deep breath. âI know howâŚenthusiastic you can get, but as the hotelâs founder and [First Name]âs friend slash employerâŚtone it down. The flirting, the dad jokes, andâŚ.the romance. I know, I know you love romance! But try to be considerate of [First Name], okay? Sheâs finally learning how to be a human and I donât want her to feel pressured or uncomfortable or not understand what youâre doing because youâre moving too fast! Sheâs really, really oblivious! She doesnât even know Alastor likes her!â
Lucifer stared at Charlie. âWaitâŚARE YOU SERIOUS?! SHE-SHE DOESNâT EVEN KNOW -â
âDad, please!âÂ
âIS SHE REALLY THAT CLUELESS?!â
âYes.âÂ
To his dismay, you were. You had absolutely no idea that the Radio Demon was besotted with you. He tried to help you around the greenhouse too, invite you to listen to his broadcasts or walks around the nicer parks in the Pride Ring, all the boring stuff an old timer would think count as trying to be romantic. Nope. Nope, nope, this is not happening. Not on his watch!
He will win you over and promise Charlie that he wonât overdo it when he courted you. But could he at least show you how to make a super cool rubber ducky in his workshop, or take you out for a flight with you in his arms? Thatâs not overdoing it, right?Â
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Maybe? Or should he take you out for some caramel apple pancakes?Â
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I will say it is fascinating how much screen time that spn puts into convincing everyone in and out of the show that Sam is this absolute freak of nature to the humans AND monsters when they absolutely never follow through on it. Boy king of hell? Never happened. Luciferâs vessel? Heâs that for like. 40 minutes. And it was never about him anyway just some vague thing about bloodlines. Return from hell? Thatâs just not even Sam look we can get his soul back. Season 7? Trauma baybeee. Season 8? That was just Gadreel camped in there. And so on and so on.
Even the demon blood. He gets some powers and releases Lucifer but thatâs not so freaky in comparison to everything else the showâs got going on. Itâs like the very project of the narrative wants to convince him and us of the freakishness but it is all utterly manufactured and never challenged. And everyone in the narrative is like yeah. Sounds about right.
Wild stuff about the power of the narrator etc etc, this is why Samâs victory is escaping the story & the assigned role the narrative gives him just for the vibes
#is this anything#at this point the freakishness is just a fun aesthetic for everyone#speaks#sam winchester#spn#supernatural
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last updated; 10/23/24
Original Characters
Ares (Housewife Yandere)
Emil Landorr (Mad King Yandere)
Nephite (Omega Cultist Yandere)
Silvan (Vampire Pet Yandere)
Ajax (Pornstar Yandere)
Noemie (Follower Yandere)
Achilles (Crime Lord Yandere)
Fandoms
Honkai Star Rail, Genshin Impact, Degrees of Lewdity, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Jujutsu Kaisen, What in Hell is Bad, Nu Carnival, Creepypastas,
Genshin Impact;
breeding dottore
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Honkai Star Rail;
jing yuan x jiangshi
blade x yandere
boothill x cyborg
skott x supervisor
dan feng/dan heng x mate
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What In Hell Is Bad
for heretics (lucifer)
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Hazbin Hotel
priest vox x his god
valentino x bull demon (with yandere vox)
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Original Characters;
ares #yandere housewife
house wife yandere & part 2 & part 3
housewife yandere introduction
extras: spanking ares, ares getting jealous, finding ares mid kill, pampering and breeding, ares with another yandere, distracted, arguing with him, the collection, wrong name
art: thank you, kisses, ref sheet, halloween costume
emil #yandere king
yandere mad king & part 2
yandere mad king introduction
extras: emil getting jealous, cuddling with emil, morning wood
art: halloween costume, kisses
nephite #yandere cultist
yandere omega cultist
yandere omega cultist introduction
extras: nephite getting jealous, temptation
art: halloween costume,
silvan #yandere pet
yandere vampire's pet
yandere vampire's pet introduction
extras: silvan getting jealous, comforting silvan, warmth, putting on a show, spanking, collars, petting
doll au: doll saga, wedding doll
art: doll, halloween costume, gold star, kisses
ajax #yandere pornstar
yandere pornstar
yandere pornstar introduction
extras: biting ajaxs chest
art: halloween costume, tattoos
sable
noemie #yandere follower
yandere follower
yandere follower introduction
extras:
art: halloween costume, tattoos
achilles #yandere crime lord
yandere crime lord
extras:
art: halloween costume, tattoos
all of them
baby trapping (ares & nephite)
what if (ares & silvan)
piggy club (ajax & noemie)
art: expressions
references: hair, measurements,
sfw: if you were a worm, asexual reader, chubby reader,
secret admirer, if the reader died, their voices, jealousy,
reader snaps, abused reader, your face in their neck,
ftm reader, on halloween, petting them, their favorite pets,
whos a good boy?, getting a shot, tall reader, presents,
coming home drunk,
nsfw: the one with lactation, the one about butts, freak in the sheets,
himbo reader, service top, top au, the loudest,
ftm au: coming out
divider credits:
hearts & labels & content warning & dark content warning
#sub yandere#dom male reader#dom reader#sub genshin#top male reader#amab reader#yandere x male reader#yandere ideas#seme male reader#male reader
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Favorite Moments in the Halloween Chat
OKAY SO the one I shared earlier about Satan shooting a bazooka at someone's house? Yeah that's if you didn't give him candy during Halloween.
C R A Y Also this is first thing that popped up for the chat
Now Satan....don't roll up on me like that
Actin' up already.
Asmo wasted no time. He was saying this towards Levi that was telling MC it was childish to want treats. Levi ofc tells him to stfu lmao
Why does Levi hate this man always giving him health advice I'm crying.
Oooo Asmo like 'em big and chonky too (obviously because as if he'd deny anyone based on weight anyway) Phewww
Luci....are you saying....to get naked? <_< are you being coy again sir?
can you be my daily protein shot then đđđđ
BUT let's talk about a couple of these tricks that they do in Hell cause I'm screaming
Beel failed to deliver candy directly to Levi so it gave it Foras instead. But when he asked for candy back, Levi said there wasn't any. So he pulled this prank.
Baby Levi ya'll. His nobles were babysitting. (can't wait to see ya'lls headcanons on this) Luci loves babies ya'll like I think that's such a cute detail about him.
Belphie's prank was voice swapping with whoever was closest to you and whelp Jjok and Luci switched voices and for 15 years they sounded like each other.
But Asmo.
no.
Bad boy. Don't have us hear that voice Jjok has moaning I do not want to hear that. Probably sounds like a squeak toy or one of those chicken toys when you squish them and they make a loud ass noise.
I'm crying, little Jjok with Lucifer's voice would had me cracking UP
and Luci just avoiding kingly duties so he doesn't have to speak is so real cause who would take him seriously. He'd be pissed at me because of all my laughing.
SO. Asmo's prank.....
Apparently if you ignored him and no treats then he would just invade your dreams and cause insomnia playing tricks on you in your dreams.... (caused Sitri's depression to hit rock bottom like wow okay)
The clapback.
But also....I keep thinking about Asmo being frustrated and masturbating angrily,
why.....can't....i...get....inside...fuck!.....them.....DAMMIT...
Yeah.
OH???
OH
ohhhhhhh
Beleth.... you freaky frog. Love you down. (another cxc fic in my arsenal)
And that pretty much concludes my favorite moments in this chat and I was laughing my ass off pretty much the entire time, they are too much.
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb kings#whb chats#whb update#happy halloweeen chatttt#halloween is tmrw for me tho
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hey!! I really love ur blog so so much rn! If you can, I'd like to request a neurodivergent MC? One that has certain foods they hate and have never told anyone since their family had forced them to try them since they were little? (Ex. Cauliflower, brussel sprouts, blueberries, bananas, carrots) and so, one day, when theyre all eating (at the HoL or just out) and they notice MC eating all but those foods on their plate? Sorry if this is a bit too specific, I just really can't write it properly for myself and i would like to have some form of comfort-
Anyway, have an amazing day!!
anon i am holding you so close rignt now this cured my writers block this is the first ask iâve got in like two months TTÂ
i am incapable of writing anything not hurt comfort so there is some âoh man im so sad :(â at the beginning but yk if u said u like my writing i imagine u kinda expected this
warning for mentions of throw up and actually eating the bad foods :(
and yes yes yes i love writing explicitly nd mcs!! i added in another obstacle to the req; freaky demon food bcs thats always fun to consider. That way u can kinda make the demon food similar to whatever food u want in ur mind, anyhow, the words u wanted;
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You push the pile of purple (purple!?) mashed⌠something from one corner of your plate to the center. First you had to go to a strange demon school where all of your peers are so much scarier and larger than you and now youâve been presented with whatever the hell this is for dinner.
You think Leviathan (Levi â it feels so odd referring to him so casually having just met him) was the one that made it. There was a protein on the plate, you ate that with no issues, but.Â
Urgh. This?
Itâs your second night sleeping in the House of Lamentation and you donât feel nearly comfortable or safe enough to get a snack on your own, especially at night. Youâve had such a long day at RAD and your body is dying for some food.
Disguising your disgusted reluctance with a carefully blank face, your grab some of the. The stuff.Â
Ah, nope. You set your fork down quietly after taking a slow bite / swallow and grab your cup to drown the leftover flavors and textures. Â
Luckily all the demon brothers seem pretty into their dinnertime banter and didnât notice your⌠less than satisfactory reaction to the food.
Gosh, you donât want to offend any of them, especially not so early on in the year youâll have to room with them. Â
Itâs a good thing that Beelzebub is practically a food vacuum and doesnât question the nearly untouched pile of. Well you know. Left over on your plate.
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âŚItâs official. You hate Devildom cuisine. Â
Is the universe playing one big, cruel joke on you? What the hell is wrong with demons? Why must the eat the worst things in the world? Why⌠why⌠why?
Lucifer wouldnât let you starve under his roof, and provides you with full meals and makes it clear what parts of the kitchen are free to raid (as not to take anything designated to anyone else). You feel like the most ungrateful human in the whole wide world right now.
Itâs been quite a few months since the start of the exchange program and youâve been⌠getting by. Okay, thatâs not exactly true, youâve been having a blast in most aspects of your stay in the Devildom. Most.
Thereâs still the teeny tiny issue of the cuisine not quite fitting your tastes. Youâve tried talking to Solomon about the Devildom cuisine and he tried to cheer you up with some authentic human world cuisine, but as it turns out his cooking is far worse than Devildom-style food.
Not to be dramatic, but youâre suffering in silence. You get by, as in youâre not hungry â the demons youâve grown oh so fond of wouldnât let that happen. They always seem willing to fetch you anything. Â
Youâre trying so hard not to hurt any feelings, because you love them and want to support them. Itâs just. You want to throw up almost every meal. (Barbatosâ little treats have been your saving grace â he always seems to have some yummy little snack on him. One that you like and doesnât make you feel like your throat is crawling out of your mouth.)
Most of the time the brothers donât pay much thought to what you leave on your plate â as long as you eat some of what was served they seem content. Even on nights where the meal is more nasty than good, itâs easy to just say youâre not that hungry.
This night was bound to happen at some point. Your plate is uneatable. Itâs edible, just uneatable. Itâd be more humiliating to choke down a few bites than it is to go to bed hungry. You wrinkle your nose when you think no one is looking and stab at the meat chunk.
Your eyes are downcast and you drag your knife lazily through the food. Itâs mesmerizing in a way, so much so that you donât notice at first when Asmo calls your name.
âMC, is something wrong? Are you feeling alright?â At this point heâs drawn the attention of his brothers as well.
âYeah, youâre barely eating,â Mammon supplies.
Ah, the moment youâve been dreading and hoped you would never have to face.
âOh, I donât have much of an appetite right now.â Which certainly isnât a lie. Â
âYou didnât eat much at lunch, hon.â Asmo reaches across the table to put the back of his manicured hand on your forehead to feel for a fever.
You cringe, âuhm, well. Iâm.â You fail to think of a decent lie quick enough â nothing you say will be believable as you mentally blue screen.
âHonest answer?â Satan prods.
âIâm not the biggest fan of some Devildom foods.â âNot the biggest fan?â Beel questions, âyou dislike them enough to forgo eating entirely.â Â
âIâm trying not to sound like an ungrateful jerk right now. Give me a moment to word this properly.â
Satan scoffs. âJust say it. Whatever you have to say canât be worse than what weâve put you through.â
âDamn, okay. The food makes me wanna throw up when I eat it.â
Levi, the chef of the night, folds in on himself, face darkening with shame or embarrassment.
âItâs not a personal gripe, most meals have something that makes me feel that way, hon.â It seems your attempt to comfort him isnât appreciated though, as Levi shoves his face in his hands.
Lucifer sets his fork down. âAnd why havenât you said anything to any of us about this? We want you to feel at home here.â
âYou canât expect me to be comfortable barging into what was at the time a strangers house and demand they make special accommodations for me, then once I was comfortable enough to say something I felt I put up with it long enough that itâd be odd to bring it up out of nowhere.â
âFair enough,â Satan nods along.
âNo? Not âfair enoughâ!â Mammon scolds. âYou shoulda said something to me! Do you even like half the snacks I give you? I spent good Grimm on those!â
Memories of bribing Beelzebub to do certain errands in the earlier days of your Devildom stay flicker through your mind. âThey got eaten.â
âMC,â Lucifer brings the conversation back on track. âLet us know foods you donât want to eat, we may be demons, but weâre here to provide you with a comfortable stay.â You nod under his sincere gaze. âNow, give your plate to Beel and order some delivery. Iâll cover the costs, as long as you eat.â Â
As you shove your plate across the table you see Lucifer pulling a shiny black card from his coat pocket. He gestures for you to come and take it. You walk to the head of the table and he presses the card into your hand.Â
âOrder whatever youâd like. My treat.â Thereâs a glint of humor in his eyes and you look down to see Goldie in your palm.
#verified hyperfixat post#obey me#obey me x reader#obey me x mc#om hcs#obey me hcs#obey me hurt/comfort#obey me headcanons#obey me headcanon#obey me x you#obey me demon brothers#hyperfixat answers
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Alastor x Reader x Lucifer head cannons
What if Alastor and Lucifer both liked the same Person?
Warning: cat alastor involved đ
No pronouns used
When these motherfuckers find out they both like u it's a quiet rivalry
They act like kids just for your attention
Lucifer would probably say "alastor hit me" then go crying to you
if alastor makes up an alibi Luci watches as you go over to Alastor and say sorry for thinking he did that as alastor smirks at Lucifer teasingly actually making him mad before he storms off
They're both buying u gifts constant and taking you places like your schedule is booked because your hanging out with either one of them
Alastor would tease Lucifer around you calling him small and if he got a laugh out of you Lucifer would be bawling his eyes out to Charlie In a secluded area unless you find out and instantly comfort him
SLEEPOVERS WITH LUCIâ¤
This man buys u duck pajamas so you can both fall asleep together matching đ
Yk those socks what hold hands? You both have a pair but duck version
Alastor is probably going to be taking you to Rosie's Emporium and buyin you gifts (talks about you to Rosie)
They both love seeing you happy sometimes they like it when you cry because they both race to see who can comfort you first
Lucifer would ask you to cuddle on the couch in the lobby so alastor could see and that mf gets JEALOUS
Angel dust would probably tease you about pulling the king off hell and a freaky overlord
Charlie on the other hand is so happy seeing alastor fall in love and happy that Lucifer moved on from Lilith
Alastor probably leaves "love bites" on your shoulder he doesn't call them love bites though he says it's marking his territory
Make the 3 of you matching bracelets begs they'd be so happy (but probably try to hide each other's bracelet so they make you think they lost it)
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Alastor gets you a cat of himself so you always be thinking of him
And this cat follows you everywhere no joke
It hates Lucifer just like al but difference is it starts growling and shaking when lucis next to you
Lucifer makes you a duck keychain to put on your stuff by it had a cute little hat what looks like his on itđŤ
Start hiding stuff Lucifer gets you because cat alastor would destroy it
Both alastor and the cat also fight over you
The cat loves when you mess with its ears (same with alastor but he'd never tell you that)
Lucifer snuggles into you when your having sleepovers unless you let the cat in his room it's sitting between you both glaring at you while playing radio static to sound like it's purring
The cat steals one of your tops and kneads it
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ooh, ideas for drawing - maybe Lucifer sneaking dumb shit onto Alastor/Alastor's clothes? Like stickers or flowers or glitter or something, and seeing how far he gets before Alastor notices?
Or Alastor crawling on the walls like some kind of freaky horror movie demon and startling/scaring the shit out of Luci?
Or Lucifer uncomfortably wearing a crown made by Niffty a la the Alastor roach crown?
(no need to respond to or credit this ask, just wanted to toss a few random things your way - love your art!!) -Frost
Thank you for your idea đĽšâ¤ď¸ I made just one of this but I'll try to do the rest in the near future đ (or maybe the part 2 of it idk ^v^)
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Alastor keeps catching Lucifer doing freaky shit around the hotel. Not on purpose, like he's stalking Lucifer or anything. He just ends up being in the right place at the right time to see Lucifer licking that weird stain on the wallpaper to see if it's ketchup or bodily fluids. They lock eyes. An awkward silence passes. Then Alastor spins on his heel and walks away without a word. Lucifer lives in constant terror that Alastor will say something about these weird habits to Charlie , but Alastor never does, if only because he loves watching Lucifer squirm.
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... Lucifer is how Christian Gray believed he is/jk
We already know Lucifer to be THAT guy but this is just a new whole layer and when combine with some info about him and his brothers, we got a pretty interesting case of why he might has a kink for dacryphilia, or how he might, 'allegedly', be a lowkey sadist (not surprising but still give me a gasp when I think about it).
The original source is here, credits to @shyanimeboi and their friend: https://x.com/shyanimeboi/status/1795183592961655077/video/3\
Warnings: Mentions of torture (info from chapter 5 in canon story), 1ncest, sexual content, and some depiction of violence. MNDI
I noticed how he been switching his way of addressing MC from Solomon, to Adam, and to Eve, throughout his chats. And it either a spontaneous things where he group the 3 humans he know the most together and just address MC with them on a whims or it could be something more personal.
The type of unicorn he is talking about is most commonly known in the western folklore, where unicorns are fierce and hostile, and become docile only in the presence of virgins. While occasionally fiction writers have invoked the principle that men can be virgins also (see, e.g. Poul Andersonâs âHoneymouthâ), usually, âvirginâ implies âgirls or women,â and therefore only women who have never had intercourse can tame a unicorn, but it could be also for those that are utterly pure (of heart if not of mind).
So it pretty much confirm it, Lucifer either get freaky in the 0rgy they got going on in Heaven or he get freaky with his brothers, which is weird but compared that to the torture camps and experimental labs on devil children, the possiblities of unhinged millenia old angels banging each others is something I expected but wholely not interested in opening that can of worm.
I would call myself the weird one when I think of some 50 Shades of Gray when I look at this image since in the chat Lucifer seem like a Disney princess:
This part set apart Lucifer and his brothers in a subtle but clear way because unlike how Gabriel and Michael would get into a fight on whether who would get to kill a devil, how Michael would easily commit genocide on an entire race of dragons, and how Raphael would eat his fellow angels for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Lucifer can form a bond with another creature, who would be killed by the trio if he were to show the same attitude as he did with Lucifer. This also reflected how he became Gamigin and Jjok's brother. His normal open-minded aspect is so jarring that when compared to his brothers it stands out like a neon light.
And how he prefers action over words is probably what got him to care for Gamigin, Jjok, and the devils. Devils are honest by nature, and their feelings are worn on their sleeves, with a few exceptions (Leviathan, Orias, etc.), up until now, we rarely see a devil that doesn't commit to their promises or declarations (Satan does bring Minhyeok back from death, Mammon does own Hell's economy, Leviathan live his life perfectly every day for his friends, etc.), in some cases they might really lose limbs or even die for it (in Leraye's event, he broke pieces of his horn to turn them into bullets to protect the city). In a way, he also values genuine actions as proof of oneâs character, loyalty, and intentions. Gamigin took him in when Lucifer was a fallen angel and nursed him back to health despite the danger of getting the devil's ire and how much Lucifer rejected his help (and was rude about it too), he persisted and he was consistent in his kindness. Jjok is scared of him, at first, but he still continues to visit and talk to him almost every day while he is in bed, and even begs Satan to not take his "family" away (I will cry again god-).
It also might be an instinct as an angel if he were to compare them to his love for God and how he might find it hard to correct his brothers' mania, where their only purpose in life is to love and worship God, no matter how terrible they become for him. This principle reflects a certain integrity and consistency in him. He expects others to demonstrate their worth through their actions and probably enjoys them trusting him, and he likely holds himself to the same standard (ie, how he becomes a devil and declares to protect Hell, feels guilty for the atrocities his brothers and Heaven have done, how he didn't shut it down and was a part of the problem, etc).
The horse from Hell he is talking about is probably a bicorn (a not very well-known folklore two-horned creature that is a fan of depraved people) or kelpie (a shape-changing aquatic spirit of Scottish legend known for tricking people into riding on them for some malevolent purpose) or just savage beasts of war that need no rider, the counterparts to the unicorn. So his methods of training the unicorn won't work on them.
Now to get back to my point on the switching of the address from Solomon, to Adam, and to Eve. It is just a theory but it could mean something like this:
"Daughter of Solomon": Used to express a personal or significant connection between them, possibly based on MC's predecessor's wisdom and who is known to be king of peace and someone who is loved by God and the devils.
"Daughter of Adam": Highlights common humanity (Adam represents humanity as the first human created according to biblical texts) while pointing out unique or odd characteristics.
"Daughter of Eve": Emphasizes femininity or human traits related to curiosity (Eve is tempted by the serpent to eat the forbidden fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge) or innocence (Genesis 2:25 states that "Adam and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame," indicating their complete innocence and lack of self-consciousness or worldly concerns, which explain the "You are runaway, or have no sense of crisis").
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Um, chile anyway so-
Lucifer has that brat-taming, bondage, and dacryphilia things going on... So be proud and bratty y'all-
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I am Lucifer Morningstar, King of Hell, sin of Pride!
đI am Lucifer Morningstar, but you can call me Luciâ or even Apple Daddy if you wish~đ
đI have a daughter named Charlotte, but everyone calls her Charlie. And if anyone hurts her, well, Iâll fucking wipe them out. This is my game, Iâm the ref!đ
đCharlie has informed me that I, apparently, have fans on the internet? And I figured if there are people who love me out there, might as well talk to them! Take that depression!đ
đNo spamming walls of text/emojis in my ask!đ
OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just an obsessed fan being bored and goofing off. Things will most likely be out of character at times, Iâm just kinda having fun with this.
I also decided to edit my pinned post to add this bit. This blog has been covering sensitive topics lately such as sh, ed, sui, and more. If you are not comfortable with this, I try to tag the posts to the best of my feeble minded capabilities, but that is content you can find here, so be warned.
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Oh wow, itâs lore!
Personal lore
The Morning(star)
The Scars of an Angel
A Brush with Death
A fateful farewell
The loss of a brother
Extra lore
A Heartfelt Message
The Blue-Gem series
The Blue-Gem series(2)
The Blue-Gem series(3)
The Blue-Gem series(4)
The Blue-Gem series(5)
Modâ
@sockmanduckman
Circle of role playersâ
Same modâ
@moxxies-wifeâBlitzøâs employee #1
@mammon-money-makerâNuisance
@wally-wackfords-wacky-blogâBlitzøâs old chum
@ace-loves-josh
@the-666-news
@wiener-warriorâAdam
@gossip-sipper
Familyâ
@charlie-morningstar666âMy beautiful little girl!
@the-moth-ex-angelâSoon to be daughter in law!
@alyxdefoisnthereâBad sleep schedule daughter.
@damian-morningstarâSon
@headlessdeaddancerâMy (step-)son!
@mcalastorâfiancĂŠ Freaky ass bitch.
@god-the-lordâMy father has Tumblr?!?!
@bigdogintheskyâAnother dad
@theholymessengerâGabriel
@theholyhealerâRaphael
@michael-the-morningstarâMichael
@heavenly--knightâAnother Michael?!?!
@ask-the-archsâ2 for 1
@featheryhoeâKing of Lust
Otherâ
@blitztheoissilentâBlitzø (formerly @blitz-horsie-enthusiast and @blitz-the-o-is-silent)
@logical-impâBlitzøâs employee #2
@ducky-loyal-servant-of-luciferâCure for depression
@xxsmilingdeerxxâFreak
@radio-demon-on-the-airâFreak *2
@fizzythefrogâBlitzøâs bestie
@blue-gem-overlordâRipoff Lapis
@heavens-gatekeeperâPetah!!!!
@king-mammonâAnother Mammon
@sad-bird-stolasâMy bestie
@the-original-dickmasterâMy best friend
@the-exterminatorâAdamâs petty ex
@lute-head-exterminatorâAdamâs petty ex*2
@bad-boy-loverâNiffty
@nifftyhasaknifeâNiffty*2
@penguinmaster9999âT and pals
@deadbeatbartenderâHusker
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