#Lucifer is freaky like that

[devildomwriter]

Fun Facts 761-770

• Lord Diavolo states he wants to go fishing with Lucifer

• Diavolo has openly admitted to Solomon that he believes he’s problematic.

• Thirteen owns a water gun she’s named Trunky the Elephant Water blaster Number 5.

• Beelzebub once made a hole in his bedroom wall as he was having a dream his cheeseburgers were running away from him

• According to Lucifer, he’s read sweeping epics shorter than Mammon’s criminal record

• Leviathan describes Mephistopheles as a lord Diavolo Stan.

• Solomon admitted to MC he’d love to see Lucifer pole dance

• Lucifer has said that even a friendly game of chess will become a life or death struggle if he plays against Satan

• Solomon can make lifelike puppets of himself to attend social gatherings in his place while he stays home

• Lucifer indirectly told MC he’s glad their parents bred because he’s sad imagining a world without them

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[sandandtears]

FREAKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY GODDDDDDDD FREAKY AS ALL HELL

S11EP14

[seasoneightsamwinchester]

what the hell was up with the weird pup play thing that lucifer and crowley had going on.. like be freaky, i don’t care, but when lucifer made crowley lick the floor i genuinely had to stop watching for a few days

[altruisticalastor]

↳˗ˏˋAlastor x Wife!Readerˊˎ˗ ↴

☒ Summary: Lucifer gets a little too brazen with Alastor's darling wife. Guess the Ruler of Hell would just have to learn a lesson about who you belong to.

☒ Warnings: fem!reader, she/her pronouns used, jealous!alastor, soft comforting shower sex, knotting, alastor has a tail, consent, making out, soft kisses, biting, marking kink, alstor laps up the readers blood because he bites a liiiitle too hard, creampie, banter between alastor and lucifer, as well as banter between the reader and angel

☒ Word Count: 1,972

Alastor was quite the jealous type. 

You were his wife in life and death. To say he was protective of you was an understatement. So, it only made sense that Alastor would lose his composure when the ruler of hell himself arrived at the Hazbin Hotel. 

Lucifer was a rather charming man, but you were spoken for. So when he grasped your hand and placed a chaste kiss on the back of your palm, your hand yanked away in the blink of an eye. You could have sworn you heard a crackling growl escape your husband's lips as he watched Lucifer offer you a lustful gaze- and that was simply unacceptable. 

"I see you've met my wife!" Alastor let out a forced chuckle as he looped his arm around your waist, pulling you close to his side. You let out a sigh of relief. All thanks to your husband's rescue. Lucifer gave Alastor a pointed look before he blurted out, "You're joking... right?" He scoffed. 

Your face scrunched up in anger at Lucifer's rude remark. "Oh, he's as serious as a heart attack." You spat, snaking your own arm around Alastor's back. You squeezed his waist, a habit of yours that let your dear husband know when you were livid. 

"But- look at you! You're gorgeous, sweetheart, and he's just... freaky." You were about to snap back before your husband's maniacal laughter tore through the room. "Ha Ha! That's rich coming from the short stack!" Alastor quipped, grip tensing around your waist. Lucifer's chest puffed up in defense before he let out an airy laugh. 

"Aha! The height I lack up here, I surely make up for below the belt! Maybe I can show your wife sometime." Lucifer shot you a playful wink, causing your face to scrunch up in disgust. Alastor tensed beside you before he let out another forced laugh, ducking low to get in Lucifer's face. "Ha Ha! Fuck you." Your husband spat, voice missing its usual radio static tone. 

Before the situation could escalate further, Charlie intervened. Pushing her father away from the tense atmosphere while mouthing a sympathetic "Sorry!" your way. The aura in the room was stiff. You could certainly cut the tension with a butter knife. "Damn, smiles! Looks like lil' Luci himself has got eyes for your girl!" Angel stated before taking a swig of his cocktail. 

You turned your head in Angel's direction. Shooting him a warning glare. The last thing you wanted was for Angel to get caught in the crossfire of your husband's anger. Alastor remained quiet before he slowly began walking toward the staircase. You could tell he was seething with how his ears twitched atop his head. Your husband flickered up the steps without a word, making you worry. 

"Damn it, Angel! You knew he was pissed enough as is, no need to poke the bear!" You sighed, rubbing your temples as you made your way over to the bar. Husk poured you a drink, shaking his head in agreement. "Dont'cha mean poke the deer?" Angel chuckled, patting your back in a lighthearted manner. Husk cursed under his breath at Angel's remark. 

"Cut that shit out, or he'll put you on his next fuckin' broadcast," Husk grumbled, cleaning a glass with a worn-down rag. You sipped your drink before rubbing your temples once more, shaking your head in annoyance. "I should probably go check in on him..." You spoke to yourself before turning on your heel, waving a small goodbye to your two good buddies. 

"She's in for a loooong night!" Angel giggled, causing Husk to flick his forehead as a warning to "Shut the fuck up."

You took a breath before carefully opening your shared bedroom door. "Darling?" You called out, descending further into the space as you scanned the room for your husband. You peacefully made steps toward your private bathroom, having heard the shower running from beyond the door. To your luck, the door was left unlocked, making it easy for you to slip inside. 

The bathroom was full of steam as your eyes trailed to the red tufts of hair reflecting through the clear glass shower door. Alastor heard you come in, but he still remained silent. Trying his best to cool off. He hated losing his composure more than anything. Carefully, you began ridding yourself of your garments, leaving your clothes in a pile beside Alastor's. You slid the glass door open, stepping into the shower with your husband. 

Alastor's ears were pinned against his head as he stood underneath the shower head, allowing the water to cascade down his face. His back was toward you. Your husband's hands were placed in front of him on the cold tiles. Keeping him stabilized. "Al, my love? Is it alright if I touch you?" You whispered softly from where you stood behind him. A moment passed before he nodded in agreement, still remaining silent. 

Slowly, you wrapped your arms around him. Allowing your hands to caress his midsection all the way up his chest. You rested your head in between his shoulder blades, pressing your chest flush against his back. Alastor let out a deep sigh, your touch bringing him much-needed comfort. "That impudent man.." Your husband muttered, ears twitching in annoyance as he did so. You rubbed circles into his chest, placing gentle kisses against his back. 

"He's a jerk, Al. I'm all yours, forever and always," Your lips curled into a smile toward the end of your sentence as you felt his tail wagging, brushing against your lower tummy. Your husband's shoulders eased up from your words. He let out a breath before turning on his heel. Alastor's hands immediately cupped your face, doubling over to capture your lips with his. Your eyes fluttered shut, hands rubbing your husband's sides lovingly as your mouths molded perfectly against one another. 

Your shared embrace lasted a few beats longer before your husband pulled back, half-lidded crimson eyes gazing down at you. "Indeedy, my doe. You're all mine! I suppose I'll have to make it evident to the short stack... and anyone else who dares to court you." His voice dipped low; as did his wandering hands. Alastor's pointed nails dug into the back of your thighs as he hoisted you up. On instinct, your legs wrapped around his slender waist. 

A pleasant gasp escaped you as you felt your husband's hard length brush against your core. Alastor let out a deep growl against the nape of your neck as he nipped at the sensitive flesh there. "Alastor..." You whined. Tipping your head back so your husband could have better access. A shiver ran down your spine when your back collided with the cool tile walls. Alastor bit a little too harshly between the juncture of your throat and shoulder. 

A bit of blood trickled down your collarbone, but your husband was quick to lap it up. A deep groan from him sent a rush of heat down to your core. "Divine, my little doe. Absolutely delectable," Alastor mumbled against your sternum before one of his hands slipped between your bodies. He rubbed the flushed tip of his cock between your folds, groaning at the feeling of your slick. "May I, my darling?" Alastor whispered, lips ghosting over yours as he waited patiently for your approval.

"Yes, please..." You sighed, burying your hands into his soaked two-toned locks. Your husband slowly pushed himself past the tight ring of your pussy. Capturing your lips at the same time, drinking up all of your moans as he stretched you open. Your eyes rolled back into your head when Alastor bottomed out inside you. Slowly, you caressed his sensitive ears. Pride pooled in your chest when your husband twitched wildly inside you from the gesture. 

Your lips pulled back from his when Alastor began thrusting into you. His movements were sharp but shallow, not wanting to pull back more than he had to from the warmth of your pussy. Your husband's head fell forward, forehead resting flush against your shoulder. Alastor groaned against your damp skin as your walls clenched tightly around his throbbing cock. All you could do was moan in pleasure as your husband fucked into you perfectly. 

"Mine, all mine..." Alastor huffed out before suckling at the base of your neck. You could feel your husband's knot begin to swell inside you as your own release approached rapidly. Apsentmindly, Alastor's thumb dipped between your bodies. He rubbed at your clit expertly as he jackhammered up into you. Your legs tightened around his waist as the coil within your tummy was only moments from snapping. "I'm yours, all yours..." 

Your words sent Alastor over the edge. He moaned loudly into your neck as his hips stilled, emptying his load deep inside you. The feeling of your husband cumming inside you was enough to trigger your own orgasm. Alastor hissed as he felt your pussy gush around his cock, squeezing him like a vise. After a few moments, you felt Alastor's knot begin to deflate. Allowing his now softening cock to slip out of your inviting heat. "You truly are just darling. How did I get so lucky?" Alastor chuckled as he lifted his head to gaze into your eyes. 

A bashful smile crossed your features as Alastor slowly lowered your thighs from off his waist. Being sure to hold your hips, stabilizing your trembling legs. "Oh, hush! I'm the lucky one." You giggled, untangling your hands from his hair. Allowing your palms to cup his face, pulling him down for a chaste kiss. Alastor kept his eyes open as you kissed, admiring your lovely visage. After a moment, you pulled back, nuzzling your nose into his. "Now, let's get washed up before heading back out there, yeah?" 

Alastor and you emerged from the room a little while later. Meeting up with the group from where they gathered in the foyer. Charlie cheerfully waved you and your husband over, and you didn't miss the way Lucifer scowled at Alastor. "We were wondering where you lovebirds wandered off to," Vaggie stated, scooting over on the couch to allow you both to sit. Swiftly, Alastor sat on the sofa before pulling you into his lap. A smile etched into your face as your husband's arms looped around your frame, large palms caressing the tops of your thighs. 

You heard Lucifer grumble under his breath from the public display of affection. Your friends, on the other hand, had their jaws on the floor. Alastor rarely showed his physical admiration toward you in front of them. So, to say they were shocked was an understatement. "Told ya they snuck away to fuck! Look at her neck, haha- Husk! You owe me that hundred bucks," Angel blurted out. Laughing his ass off. Heat rushed to your face from your friend's crass words. Alastor, on the other hand, glared at Lucifer. His smile stretched from ear to ear as the ruler of hell fumed. 

"Angel-! Husk-?! You made a bet on whether or not Alastor and I would... ah, you fuckers!" Embarrassment flooded your entire being, hands darting up to cover your face. Alastor let out a loud chuckle from your adorable reaction. "No, toots. We're not the fuckers! You're the one who got fucked, aha!" You quickly got up from your spot atop Alastor's lap, storming over to Angel. "Husk, you're next!" You shouted, chasing Angel around the lobby. "Leave me out of this! That dumbass wouldn't shut up until I accepted the bet." Husk grumbled, not entertaining the bullshit. 

All the while, Alastor was giving Lucifer a sharp look with that shit-eating grin still illuminating his features. "As you can see, there's no need for you to show my wife your little chum below the belt. My darling is more than satisfied in my care!"

[popamolly]

‘PRETTY GIRL!’ LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

summary. lucifer gets jealous and wants to remind you that you belong to no one but him.

warning. smut, overstimulation, established relationship, you and lucifer are married, alastor gets flirty with you, lucifer is a soft dom, vibrator, squirting, semi-public sex??, please don’t fuck where people eat/make food lmao, 18+ minors dni, kinda proofread sorry

author’s note. this is a 500 followers special! thank you all so much for the constant love, enjoy sinners.

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Lucifer and you had been frequenting the Hazbin Hotel ever since the tearful reunion between father and daughter. You didn’t mind, in fact, you encouraged it not just because you thrived off seeing your step-daughter Charlie and your husband happy but also because you would take any excuse to step out of that dreadful palace Lucifer and you called a home. It was just so boring and bland there where as the Hazbin Hotel was always lively and filled with some life threatening chaos that was exhilarating.

Now that you were back at the Hotel, you helped around whenever you could with enthusiasm. You were in charge of hanging up the banner that welcomed the new sinners but alas, the fixture was to high and your darling husband wasn’t anywhere in sight to help you.

As if sensing your distress, Alastor appeared from the shadow on the floor next to you with a wide grin, “Would you like some assistance, your majesty?”

“Yes, yes thank you.” You allowed Alastor lift you up onto his shoulder by your waist so you could tape up the banner. Once you found your balance, you began to quickly tape up one corner of the banner, trying to ignore the way Alastor’s fingers grazed along your thigh as he held you in place.

This was all a spectacle to be sure because you had no doubt that the radio demon could have manifested into something taller to help tape it up himself but you were sure this had something to do with his resentment toward your husband— though their feelings toward each other were mutual, “A little to the left Al…perfect, thank you.”

“Hoho, what is this?” The sound of your husband’s voice had you turning your head slightly to look at him just as Alastor set you back down on your feet with a knowing grin.

“Well, I—”

“I was only helping this darling damsel in distress as her husband was no where to be found,” Alastor’s grin widens as he turns to you with a respectful bow of his head, “If you need anything else, my dear. Anything at all. Do not hesitant to ask.” His staticky tone left a hint of suggestiveness that you picked up on and it left Lucifer practically seeing red. You cursed yourself being so caught up in helping Charlie that you didn’t mind accepting Alastor’s help for the simplest of tasks.

As you looked at Lucifer you realized that you should’ve maybe gotten a ladder before you even thought about letting the radio demon touch you because now you were going to pay the price for it.

And pay you did.

“W-Wait, Lucifer..!” Your eyes rolled into the back of your head in pure bliss as Lucifer rocked his hips into you even though you already came You both still had a whole task of things to do before the new sinners arrived at the hotel but Lucifer couldn’t wait. The moment you stepped into the nearest room, which was the kitchen, he pounced on you. He laid you on the marble island counter, fumbling with his pants belt.

“What were you going to tell me? Not to worry about that freaky bastard?” Lucifer loomed over your figure with that playful grin, his tongue sticking out as he spread your legs wider for him, "What's wrong? hm? I bet he wishes he could fuck you like this.”

"I—fuck— was going to say that he was only helping me!" You part your lips, "P-Please, right there—!"

“Was he now?” Feeling that you were about to cum, Lucifer picked up the pace, his hand around your throat as he ruts into you ruthlessly. He was so pissed, so jealous— how dare that radio demon flirt with you? Touch you? Who did he think he was?

"You hear that?" Lucifer brought his hips back only to snap them forward again, the squelch sound that came from how wet you were had your whole body heating up, "Listen to how wet you are and that’s all because of me."

You felt that coil within you about to snap with an orgasm. Your legs trembling and toes curling as you felt it approaching fast. Lucifer was not holding back tonight and the overstimulation you felt had your mind going into a haze, "please, please, please!"

"c'mon gorgeous," Lucifer let out a low groan, tossing his head back, "fuckkk, cum for me again."

At his words you came, a small scream leaving your throat as you felt your orgasm wash over you. Still coming down from your high, Lucifer gives you a couple of seconds to recover before moving his hips again. He materializes a vibrator in his hand before placing it directly onto your clit.

You shuddered, hand moving down to grip his wrist as tears escaped your eyes from the overwhelming pleasure, "Lulu, p-please—!"

"I know your limits," Lucifer says with that prideful smile, his voice dominating, "Move your hand."

Your move your hands to grip your thighs, the built trust between you was enough for you to see this mind blowing pleasure through, "W-Wait, I'm going to— ah~!"

Lucifer lets a glob of spit leave his mouth, you felt it hit directly onto your naked cunt, watching as his saliva coats your already soaked clit and slides down the sides of his length before pressing the vibrator into you harder, "You're going to cum for me again."

You shake your head, pathetic sobs escaping past your lips, "I don't think I c-can Lu—!"

"Yes you can sweetheart, and you will," His words cause a shiver to go down your spine. "Look at this sloppy pussy taking my cock so well."

You look up at Lucifer with pleading eyes, your hand resting on his chest as if to push him away, your nails pressing tiny crescents into his skin, "I'm g-going to c-cum—! Don't stop, r-right there—! Fuck!"

The sight of you crying and succumbing to the pleasure was exhilarating in Lucifer’s eyes. His beautiful wife was a sobbing, drooling, trembling mess before him. You were dick drunk and high off pleasure, your words coming out in broken fragments.

Just as he was getting flustered at the way you were presented before him, he couldn't help but think about Alastor in so close proximity to you. Had he thought about you in this way before? That question alone made Lucifer’s mind come up with endless possibilities, making the jealousy rise within him as his blood boiled.

He thrusted into you harder, the sound of skin slapping against skin echoing throughout the room as he made sure to angle his thrust, repeatedly hitting you in all the right places. He pressed the vibrator impossibly deeper into you, making you arch your back with a sudden scream,

"L-Lucifer!"

With one final thrust, Lucifer had sent you spiraling over the edge as you squirted around his length, making his thighs and the counter wet with your essence.

Lucifer pulled out of you quickly to slap his cock against your clit, rubbing it against your folds harshly to relish in the lewd sound before thrusting back into you slowly to cockwarm you, "There you go love, good girl.”

You trembled, a string of hiccups leaving your mouth as Lucifer laced his fingers with yours, leaning down to kiss you sweetly as if he didn't just fuck you dumb,

"You did so well for me, darling."

Meanwhile on the other side of the wall sat the bar Husk was currently stationed at with Angel, who’s jaw was nearly on the floor at the sounds that just came from the kitchen, “Did we just hear the big boss man and his lady gettin’ it on in there?”

“Nope,” Husk denied it. After all, ignorance was bliss, “I didn’t hear a thing.”

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[that-hazbin]

I just think it would be super funny if Charlie found out that Lucifer fucked Alastor and was Big Mad at her dad for fucking one of her friends. Like fr that's her hotelier, she INTRODUCED them to each other. Can you IMAGINE being Charlie in that scenario. She quickly has to come to terms with the fact that her dad is either A, a slut who can't keep it in his pants, or B, a perverted old man who likes 'em younger. Alastor is like a century younger than HER.

Lucifer dying in shame in the background and Alastor being completely unrepentant, if vaguely insulted. He's a grown ass man, Charlie, he can fuck old geezers if he wants to.

Charlie immediately turning on him and begins interrogating him as to why he thought it was okay to get freaky with HER FUCKING DAD?!

Alastor regrets opening his mouth.

[adotmbrosia]

been discussed before i’m sure but thinking about how sam should’ve drunken angel blood especially shouldve drunken castiels blood

castiel willing to serve sam with his blind, worthless devotion

sam wishing to purge himself to clean himself inside and out

and it would’ve been so fucking freaky too. it would be dirty, messy, unnatural. something *unholy*. not quite like how ruby was grooming sam into being lucifer’s perfect vessel and starting the apocalypse. but not quite like the gentle wash of a shower either. it’s perfectly imperfect. it’s gentle in the way castiel strokes sam’s hair it’s rough in the way sam fucking tears at castiels vessel like a rabid dog. it’s reconciliation.

[aluciahaz]

Mommy kink x reader fix for luci pls, idc the circumstances, I’m desperate here.

arent we all 😔 here u go!! it was pretty fun writing this, i love METAPHORS!!!!

touch of temptation

—lucifer x gn!reader

—includes : sub!lucifer, dom!reader, mommy kink, edging

lucifer’s been alone for quite some time now. yet, when you came around, you made sure to change that immediately.

of course, due to the absence of affection for years, he’s stuck to you like glue, always perking up when he sees you enter a room and running toward you with his stupid little grin.

albeit, adorable stupid little grin.

his desire for touch was not only apparent during daily life, always hooking his arm around you or poking you in jest, but in the nightlife as well.

lucifer was needy. desperate. his longing for touch was one you indulged in without question much of the time, yet some nights the two of you agreed upon abstaining him from such wants. he was the king of hell after all, of course, he’d be a little freaky.

which is why he was sobbing underneath your maddening touch, his head falling back as he cries in dismay from his inability to finish due to your quick reactions whenever he’d get close, pulling your hand away just in time to elicit a noisy whine from the king.

“l-let—me cum, mommy, please!” he wails as you drive into him, pushing him to the brink of insanity as your hand returns to his cock. he bucks up into your hand wildly, only to have his hips held down with a stern push.

“not yet, baby. stay strong for me,” you coo, yet your soft tone goes against your actions, sharp, fast, and most importantly, ruthless.

he snivels before taking in a deep, shuttering breath, nodding his head weakly at your request.

“o-okay! i’ll tr—AH!” his fingers dig into your skin, grasping onto your back like his life depended on it.

and it only gets rougher when you let go of his cock.

the scream of frustration that ripped from his throat was adorable, considering how it would get interrupted by his choking wails. you can’t help but place a kiss on top of his forehead, soothing him just a bit. he always melts at the slightest act of affection, it’s wonderful.

his legs wrap around your waist as though he‘s a snake trying to constrict its prey. he needed to hold onto you like this, to feel you as much as he could. you were his temptation, and he was willing to lose himself in it.

“pl-please please! mommy, i need—! ngh—f-fuck!” he pleads aimlessly, finding himself lost in his seemingly endless pleasure.

“use your words, baby,” you tell him, knowing fully well as you thrust faster that he would be unable to form a single sentence.

“ha—i, you—so goodwait—AH! c-can’t think-!” the fallen angel seemed to find his place back in heaven, considering how far up his head was in the clouds. but, he’s brought back down to hell as your hand finds its place around his shaft again, making him jolt in shock.

he whines louder and louder, tears never stopping as he takes what you give in full stride, never trying to go against your earlier command.

he was as sweet as an apple and red as one too with a never faltering blush across his face and chest. you couldn’t help but take a bite, his neck being the perfect area for a mark.

the shaky moans that leave him are beautiful, and with how well he was taking all of your love, you just had to give him his reward.

“you’re such a good boy,” you huff out a chuckle as you hear him whine in delight, soaking up the praise needily.

“you can cum for me now, my love,” you coo, drinking in his face of pure gratitude as he hears you.

“c-can i? can i re—ah—! really?” he asks as he cries in joyous disbelief, looking at you with wide, tear-filled eyes.

“yes, baby,” you say gently, and without a second’s hesitation, he shudders and screams in mind-breaking ecstasy, the horns on his head slowly peeking from his head as he finishes.

“th-thank—! thank—! thank y-you—mh—mommy!” he wails, his eyes rolling to the back of his head briefly before slowly looking back up at you with a dazed look.

his legs still tremble around your waist before slipping down to the bed, completely exhausted. you take your time to care for him, cleaning and making sure to cuddle your little touch-starved lover as quickly as you could.

he’s already asleep in your arms in the first few seconds, snoring lightly. you kiss the back of his neck delicately before heading off to rest as well.

and it would be peaceful until morning, where, like every morning, he would whine and clutch onto you to make sure you wouldn’t leave the bed, never able to fulfill his endless hunger for your touch.

tags: @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx @drlucichen @mvskedxrtist

[yanderefarm]

for heretics. whb lucifer/male!reader

cw;; torture devices, religion, blood, choking

i just really wanted to write about a heretics fork. i love torture devices they're so fun... let a mans get a little freaky with it

a heretic. a sinner who spoke against god's will, who blasphemed and forsook the creator. the wicked tongue of a serpent should be cut off at the root and the most vile of serpents, the unforgivable sinner should be punished for eternity. lucifer. god's fallen child. his wings should be ripped from his body every day. his chest should be ripped open and ribs cracked exposing his blackened heart. he should suffer.

cold iron digging into his jaw and his collarbone in equal measure while warm hands moved his thighs to spread. his neck was aching from being forced to keep his porcelain neck bared for so long. the pain was irrelevant, certainly not the worst thing he'd ever felt but his muscles did burn. his body burned. every little touch from warm human hands was like a fire, the burn all the more surprising when he couldn't see you doing it. your hands burned like holy fire.

you were like holy fire in this den of sin he'd long since accepted, long since embraced. you were the only thing that made him feel again, the only thing that gave him purpose again. you were everything. your beautiful tears falling down your cheeks were like the sweetest wine. your warm laughter echoing through crumbling halls was like the chorus of angels. your touch was like the last remnants of god's power the only thing that made both angels and devils bend to their knees in admiration. how easy it was to bend to you. how grateful lucifer was everytime you sought him out.

you had sought him out again and now again you were between his large thighs, your fingers reaching to the deepest parts of his core while he wasn't allowed to even see your face. it was cruel but it was what he deserved. you knew what was best for him now, you had decided that he deserved to be punished. he was grateful that you liked his body so much to indulge yourself while punishing him. he was so glad to come undone on your fingers.

words of lust fell off his pink lips with every slow stretch or curl of your fingers. how his pretty voice begged for you to do a little more, give him a little more. your other hand wrapping around his aching cock was almost driving him over the edge. of course you wouldn't let him. he couldn't be angry all he could do was pant like a desperate dog. of course you decided when he got to cum, of course he didn't deserve it.

lucifer's muscles were aching and sore, his thighs trembled around your body trying fruitlessly to close. his neck hurt so much and every roll of his head brought back the sting of the fork, scarlet liquid spilling down his neck and chest. your hands were gone replaced by the wet flat length of your tongue running up his neck. oh how he welcomed the tender kisses to his jaw, how he pushed through the pain to turn his head to try and meet your lips. one of your cruel hands dragged him by his hair down to your blood stained lips. he tasted sweet when it came from your mouth.

"pray."

that was all you said before you released him, his head falling back as gratitude spilled off his equally stained lips. your nails dug into his hips as your cock pressed against the tight ring of muscle, your swollen tip stretching him open more than your fingers could dream. the words thank you left unfinished on his tongue as he groaned loudly. his large hands dug into the silken sheets for support as your cock bullied it's way into his body. the trembling and ache of his muscles burned once again as you stretched him so full. your cock was too big for him and he was so grateful for it.

his eyes rolled back into his head as his drool dripped down the corners of his mouth. your nails were leaving marks in his hips as you squeezed to bruise trying to get enough grip to slam your length fully inside him. your skin smacked against his own as his neglected cock let out a spurt of cum all over his own chest. it was like the whole world was distant and the only sensation was your cock rubbed right past his prostate and and filling his guts. your mocking laugh was like it was in another room and he couldn't even understand the words you said, even the pain of the fork in his skin was so far away.

and then it wasn't. while he was dazed you had drawn your hips back and slammed into him again so hard he came back to his body. he could hear a wet needy scream but he didn't know where it was coming from until he realized it was coming from his own throat.

"fuck- luci, baby, this pussy is so fucking, ngh, tight." your words brought him fully into focus and he felt tears welling up in his eyes.

he was so grateful it was all he could do to babble his thank yous while your cock abused his hole. slamming thrusts that managed to make the entire bed shake, his body moving with their force as if trying to escape. your death grip on his hips had resulted in new scarlet drops dripping down his back while the repeated hitting his head against the head board caused more to fall down his neck and chest. not even mentioning the way his pathetic cock spurted more wasted cum with every thrust.

"fuckin... luci you're making such a mess." you mocked one of your hands going from his hip to wrap around his throat.

the cold metal pressed down against his adams apple making it harder to breathe and causing his pathetic babbling to finally stop. lucifer tried to drag in a ragged breath but you gripped him harder, trying to fully wrap your hand around his thick neck. you said something but he was losing focus again, your frantic slamming against his tight walls melded with the loss of oxygen. your cock hit right against his prostate drawing another distant scream from his body as his spent cock gave a half hearted spurt.

"n-no m-mor-more" one of his hands reached up to claw at the one around his neck fruitlessly.

he didn't hear your response, his vision growing dull as your thrusts grew sloppy. your own thighs were starting to ache now as you reached your edge. you could feel the tight knot in your core ready to burst and the sight of the angel sloppy underneath you was increasing the pressure. you couldn't keep up with long slamming thrusts anymore as your own desperation mounted. you let go of his neck as your hand returned to his hip to aide your short shallow thrusting. your balls slapped against his skin as you tried to bury yourself even deeper inside of him.

his body clenched as another bit of cum dribbled down his cock finally forcing you over your edge. you buried your face in his chest, holding him tight as you continued weakly thrusting. rope after rope of thick cum flooded his guts as you spilled every drop you had into him. you were so blissed out when it was over you laid on him just twitching for a while.

you were ready to go to sleep when you remembered the heretics fork still keeping your barely conscious lover strained. you undid the strap around his neck discarding it somewhere on the nightstand while the angel under you began rolling his head.

"so good for me. such a good boy." you cooed, one of your hands moving up to play with his hair.

"thank you..." he gave you a chaste kiss on the forehead as your eyes started to close.

[koolades-world]

I know this might sound strange buuuut… Could you please make hcs of the brothers + Barbatos with a Reader who often bleeds by their nose (and it’s a lot)? Just a small scratch and touch on it and it’s a wave of blood coming. 😭 Even pressing their nose against something for some time can cause it.

It’s a problem that I have been dealing for a year now and it really sucks. I should really see a doctor tbh.

sure thing! and yes, you should probably see a doctor! you took the words right out of my mouth lol

enjoy <3

Mc with frequent nosebleeds

Lucifer

at first he assumes it's some kind of prank but the blood doesn't stop...

he's honestly concerned with the amount of blood you're losing so he looks into finding you someone who could help

i can already imagine the big, heavy sigh he might give haha

Mammon

it scared him the first time it happened

you were so casual about it since it happened so often, but he was not so much

after that moment, he always makes sure both you and him have a pack of tissues on you at all time

Levi

in the nicest way possible, he asks that you do not get blood on his controllers or keyboard if possible

you both know how hard it would be to clean

sometimes, while you're gaming together, you set a towel in your lap or preemptively have a tissue in your nose

Satan

he's probably got a spell up his sleeve that'll solve your problem

all you have to do is say the word!

he's more than happy to help you :)

Asmo

sorry sweetie, you're a biohazard

if you're in his bathroom, he's very careful about what he opens around you. he does not want to have to throw away a new product

however, he's very thoughtful about it, and gets solomon to enchant a handkerchief to be able to absorb your nosebleeds very efficiently

Beel

since you were chill about it

he was chill about it

he won't lie, he is a little concerned, but as long as you aren't bothered, he won't pester you about it

Belphie

while he seems like it wouldn't bother him

he actually takes you straight to the doctors

why? you kept bleeding on his beloved pillows and blankets haha

Barbatos

somehow can always predict exactly when you'll have a nosebleed

he'll just silently lift a tissue or handkerchief to your nose

it makes sense for him, but it's still a little freaky how great his timing is

[an-idyllic-novelist]

Lucifer Morningstar with Violet Evergarden!reader scenario

warning: language, ooc, possible spoilers from the first season of the 2024 show.

Special thanks to @tonightwrites for helping me with this piece! Enjoy :)

All right, maybe he is moving a little bit fast in falling back in love again but…well, Lucifer will admit that he can’t help himself. That’s just who he is. He’s passionate by nature, and it shows in the super amazing ducks he has created and how he helps Charlie in rebuilding her hotel. Not to mention you were so cute!

Sure, you’re a little stoic and didn’t have a cellphone, and he did mistake you for a human, but that was okay! He thought it was amazing that you were able to grow almost anything in the hotel’s greenhouse! He had to see it to believe it; wire racks of pots in different shapes and sizes, all those flowers and fruits. There were even herbs nearly bundled up and labeled on a wooden table. It was all very meticulously, and everything was well taken care of. He couldn’t find a single sign of neglect. And a single person was responsible for it all? Holy shit. 

Charlie did reassure him that you were very much dead and a sinner. Why you still looked like a human and had freaky skeletal prosthetics, she had absolutely no clue. 

But the cherry on the top was how respectful you were towards him. I mean, when was the last time someone saluted and referred to him as His Majesty? And that look on the Radio Demon’s face when she curtsied to him, the king of Hell? Priceless. 

He did appreciate your honesty, not even holding back when you said that you weren’t sure if a rubber ducky would look all right with the new fountain in the greenhouse. But you did anyway, carefully laying it on top of the water. You looked at for a long moment, expressionless and calm before turning to him and saying that his little creation gave the greenhouse…a more peaceful ambience. 

You thanked him for his contribution, and went right to work, dressed in an apron with a watering can in your gloved hands. At least until the little maid Niffty came in with a big frown on her face, scolding you for trying to skip meals again. You looked at him for help…but unfortunately, he couldn’t help this time, gently pushing out of the greenhouse while Niffty tugged you by the hand. 

You might say that you are used to not eating to accomplish your tasks, though that growling tummy disagrees~!

Whenever he had a moment, he made sure you took breaks and would spend time with you in the greenhouse so you wouldn’t be lonely. He’d tell you stories, share what else he created, and how he’s been wanting to connect with Charlie for so long…yet was so scared and unsure of what he could say to her. Especially after Lilith left Hell without saying a word seven years ago. 

“The important thing is that you are here with her now and support her endeavors, Your Highness. I…did not have a family when I was alive…but I had friends. Friends who supported and loved me, for all the flaws I possessed.” You looked down at your hand, clenching it slowly into a fist. “It was because of them…that I understood many things about myself…and emotions I did not know I had. Grief. Gratitude. Empathy. Guilt. I was on fire, and I did not know it. But I killed many people during the Great War. I was a weapon. That will never change. However,” You then looked at him. “If I am able to accept that I cannot change the past, and find the courage to move forward…how can a sinner not be able to find redemption even if they are dead? I believe…in Charlie. What she is doing. You do too. And I am sure…she is grateful that you finally understand her.”

 If he hadn’t already been in love with you, this would definitely be the moment when he realized how felt towards you. And Charlie, his sweet, smart little girl knew too. 

That was probably why she pulled him aside one afternoon to privately speak in her office. She was obviously….a little freaked out. But he waited until she finished inhaling and exhaling deep breaths, eyes closed, clenching and unclenching her fists, whatever helped her calm down. She then looked him straight in the eye.

“Look Dad, I’m…happy that you’re happy. I mean, it’s really, really obvious that you like [First Name]. Now there’s nothing wrong with that, I’m okay!” She added quickly, waving her hands up and down frantically. “It’s…it’s been a long time since you and Mom split up, and I know you haven’t even thought about anyone else until now. Look,” She took in another deep breath. “I know how…enthusiastic you can get, but as the hotel’s founder and [First Name]’s friend slash employer…tone it down. The flirting, the dad jokes, and….the romance. I know, I know you love romance! But try to be considerate of [First Name], okay? She’s finally learning how to be a human and I don’t want her to feel pressured or uncomfortable or not understand what you’re doing because you’re moving too fast! She’s really, really oblivious! She doesn’t even know Alastor likes her!”

Lucifer stared at Charlie. “Wait…ARE YOU SERIOUS?! SHE-SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW -”

“Dad, please!” 

“IS SHE REALLY THAT CLUELESS?!”

“Yes.” 

To his dismay, you were. You had absolutely no idea that the Radio Demon was besotted with you. He tried to help you around the greenhouse too, invite you to listen to his broadcasts or walks around the nicer parks in the Pride Ring, all the boring stuff an old timer would think count as trying to be romantic. Nope. Nope, nope, this is not happening. Not on his watch!

He will win you over and promise Charlie that he won’t overdo it when he courted you. But could he at least show you how to make a super cool rubber ducky in his workshop, or take you out for a flight with you in his arms? That’s not overdoing it, right? 

…

Maybe? Or should he take you out for some caramel apple pancakes? 

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[spneveryseason]

I will say it is fascinating how much screen time that spn puts into convincing everyone in and out of the show that Sam is this absolute freak of nature to the humans AND monsters when they absolutely never follow through on it. Boy king of hell? Never happened. Lucifer’s vessel? He’s that for like. 40 minutes. And it was never about him anyway just some vague thing about bloodlines. Return from hell? That’s just not even Sam look we can get his soul back. Season 7? Trauma baybeee. Season 8? That was just Gadreel camped in there. And so on and so on.

Even the demon blood. He gets some powers and releases Lucifer but that’s not so freaky in comparison to everything else the show’s got going on. It’s like the very project of the narrative wants to convince him and us of the freakishness but it is all utterly manufactured and never challenged. And everyone in the narrative is like yeah. Sounds about right.

Wild stuff about the power of the narrator etc etc, this is why Sam’s victory is escaping the story & the assigned role the narrative gives him just for the vibes

[jazeswhbhaven]

Favorite Moments in the Halloween Chat

OKAY SO the one I shared earlier about Satan shooting a bazooka at someone's house? Yeah that's if you didn't give him candy during Halloween.

C R A Y Also this is first thing that popped up for the chat

Now Satan....don't roll up on me like that

Actin' up already.

Asmo wasted no time. He was saying this towards Levi that was telling MC it was childish to want treats. Levi ofc tells him to stfu lmao

Why does Levi hate this man always giving him health advice I'm crying.

Oooo Asmo like 'em big and chonky too (obviously because as if he'd deny anyone based on weight anyway) Phewww

Luci....are you saying....to get naked? <_< are you being coy again sir?

can you be my daily protein shot then 💀💀💀💀

BUT let's talk about a couple of these tricks that they do in Hell cause I'm screaming

Beel failed to deliver candy directly to Levi so it gave it Foras instead. But when he asked for candy back, Levi said there wasn't any. So he pulled this prank.

Baby Levi ya'll. His nobles were babysitting. (can't wait to see ya'lls headcanons on this) Luci loves babies ya'll like I think that's such a cute detail about him.

Belphie's prank was voice swapping with whoever was closest to you and whelp Jjok and Luci switched voices and for 15 years they sounded like each other.

But Asmo.

no.

Bad boy. Don't have us hear that voice Jjok has moaning I do not want to hear that. Probably sounds like a squeak toy or one of those chicken toys when you squish them and they make a loud ass noise.

I'm crying, little Jjok with Lucifer's voice would had me cracking UP

and Luci just avoiding kingly duties so he doesn't have to speak is so real cause who would take him seriously. He'd be pissed at me because of all my laughing.

SO. Asmo's prank.....

Apparently if you ignored him and no treats then he would just invade your dreams and cause insomnia playing tricks on you in your dreams.... (caused Sitri's depression to hit rock bottom like wow okay)

The clapback.

But also....I keep thinking about Asmo being frustrated and masturbating angrily,

why.....can't....i...get....inside...fuck!.....them.....DAMMIT...

Yeah.

OH???

OH

ohhhhhhh

Beleth.... you freaky frog. Love you down. (another cxc fic in my arsenal)

And that pretty much concludes my favorite moments in this chat and I was laughing my ass off pretty much the entire time, they are too much.

[iheart-alastor]

Alastor x Reader x Lucifer head cannons

What if Alastor and Lucifer both liked the same Person?

Warning: cat alastor involved 😝

No pronouns used

When these motherfuckers find out they both like u it's a quiet rivalry

They act like kids just for your attention

Lucifer would probably say "alastor hit me" then go crying to you

if alastor makes up an alibi Luci watches as you go over to Alastor and say sorry for thinking he did that as alastor smirks at Lucifer teasingly actually making him mad before he storms off

They're both buying u gifts constant and taking you places like your schedule is booked because your hanging out with either one of them

Alastor would tease Lucifer around you calling him small and if he got a laugh out of you Lucifer would be bawling his eyes out to Charlie In a secluded area unless you find out and instantly comfort him

SLEEPOVERS WITH LUCI❤

This man buys u duck pajamas so you can both fall asleep together matching 😝

Yk those socks what hold hands? You both have a pair but duck version

Alastor is probably going to be taking you to Rosie's Emporium and buyin you gifts (talks about you to Rosie)

They both love seeing you happy sometimes they like it when you cry because they both race to see who can comfort you first

Lucifer would ask you to cuddle on the couch in the lobby so alastor could see and that mf gets JEALOUS

Angel dust would probably tease you about pulling the king off hell and a freaky overlord

Charlie on the other hand is so happy seeing alastor fall in love and happy that Lucifer moved on from Lilith

Alastor probably leaves "love bites" on your shoulder he doesn't call them love bites though he says it's marking his territory

Make the 3 of you matching bracelets begs they'd be so happy (but probably try to hide each other's bracelet so they make you think they lost it)

(𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫😝)

Alastor gets you a cat of himself so you always be thinking of him

And this cat follows you everywhere no joke

It hates Lucifer just like al but difference is it starts growling and shaking when lucis next to you

Lucifer makes you a duck keychain to put on your stuff by it had a cute little hat what looks like his on it😫

Start hiding stuff Lucifer gets you because cat alastor would destroy it

Both alastor and the cat also fight over you

The cat loves when you mess with its ears (same with alastor but he'd never tell you that)

Lucifer snuggles into you when your having sleepovers unless you let the cat in his room it's sitting between you both glaring at you while playing radio static to sound like it's purring

The cat steals one of your tops and kneads it

[cherrymuffinonfire]

ooh, ideas for drawing - maybe Lucifer sneaking dumb shit onto Alastor/Alastor's clothes? Like stickers or flowers or glitter or something, and seeing how far he gets before Alastor notices?

Or Alastor crawling on the walls like some kind of freaky horror movie demon and startling/scaring the shit out of Luci?

Or Lucifer uncomfortably wearing a crown made by Niffty a la the Alastor roach crown?

(no need to respond to or credit this ask, just wanted to toss a few random things your way - love your art!!) -Frost

Thank you for your idea 🥹❤️ I made just one of this but I'll try to do the rest in the near future 💋 (or maybe the part 2 of it idk ^v^)

[nunalastor]

Alastor keeps catching Lucifer doing freaky shit around the hotel. Not on purpose, like he's stalking Lucifer or anything. He just ends up being in the right place at the right time to see Lucifer licking that weird stain on the wallpaper to see if it's ketchup or bodily fluids. They lock eyes. An awkward silence passes. Then Alastor spins on his heel and walks away without a word. Lucifer lives in constant terror that Alastor will say something about these weird habits to Charlie , but Alastor never does, if only because he loves watching Lucifer squirm.

👀