#Lucifer

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[r4wheart]

"As I whisper in your ear , I want to fucking tear you apart . . . "

A hoarding blog for the Abandoned Saints/Attic (sys), made up of exclusively reblogs for system related terms and flags. Things will be tagged by category and also by alter it applies to. Feel free to scroll through for help finding terms. None of these terms are made by me!

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[hazbingirliexoxo]

*On the phone*

Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏

Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈

Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-

Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*

Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*

[inkz123]

The dingussss eeee🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

[herewegobebe]

SHINee - "Lucifer" Jacket & MV Shooting Sketch | Throwback 💞

[1-0t0r]

WIP🍎🎸 Full will be posted on my twitter soon!

[loversofthegrave]

[yasashii-leaf]

i really like the concept of Y/N and Lilith becoming close to each other then Lucifer gets jealous. But in the end he catches feelings for Y/N too lolol

Yes, I'm glad I had this idea! I found it funny to imagine, Y/n just wanted a stable job overnight. P/n became Lilith's favorite and hired her as his personal assistant, the first months everything went well beyond some work problems but beyond that Lilith is a good boss. Until Lucifer arrives.

I imagine Lilith talking more and more about Y/n to Lucifer (Probably hoping that Lucifer meets Y/n), Lucifer not being too worried at first but over time, when Lilith started to say that Y /n is adorable, kind and gentle.

Lucifer had become jealous, especially since Lilith had started inviting Y/n over outside of work hours.

So obviously Lucifer decided to intervene... And there you have it! 😂

afterwards of course you can have your own version! 😘

[mageofseven]

(Source)

Okay, I recently found this picture and I love the idea of Mephisto having a cute, tiny dog like my Elsa 🥰🤭

[l3viat8an]

i do love the thought of luci liking cockwarming... like any time mc misbehaves while he's trying to work, immediately he's like come here. and if mc tries to move, lucifer immediately shuts them down and punishes them. another hour in this position! but if mc plays their cards right they'll piss him off so much he just lays mc on the desk and fucks away his frustration 😌💕

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Nsfw content MDNI

Yess! I mean what better ‘punishment’ is there then keeping you as close ‘n still as possible~

‘n just imagine Lucifer chucking as you wiggle around in his lap~

He’s already told you not to move or there will be  consequences. But you just…won’t listen.

Moving around endlessly ‘n whining about wanting him to just fuck you properly, already, which only earns you another chuckle as Lucifer continues working on whatever boring ass paperwork he has now.

Very, very occasionally rolling his hips up into yours to hear the little whines and hics in your breath, just to tut at you for enjoying your punishment.

Then when you’re finally giving up and just sitting there, almost completely still in his lap, Lucifer moves.

Fairly quickly too, pushing you forward so now you’re bent over his desk, ass up and he leans down by your ear, (which also pushes his cock a little harder into your sweet spot) “I told you there’d be consequences little one. Now you still don’t get to cum until I say so.”

and then Lucifer’s pounding you on top of those same stupid papers that had his full attention just seconds ago~

[bloogers-boogers]

More Marriage au ~

Adam was dragged to a small office for more privacy. He was never the problem?, what was this bitch talking about??

Anyways he was being questioned in almost everything that happened, felt and did while freshly married to Lucifer, it got to the point where it went too deep, and thats when it hit to his first marriage.

"So in the Bible it states you were married two times, is that true?"

"No. It only states when I was married to my awesome smocking hot ex wife: Eve~ and us being created."

"So that's a lie?"

"Not entirely, they just covered up the small mistakes, glossing the story up a bit."

"Which was?"

"Lilith. That unfaithful bitch. They covered her entire existence. Everything related to Lucifer, his rebellion, they didn't even stated his real name in the bible, cause he wasn't "worthy" of being recognized as his angel self. I personally think it would've been a lot more harsher if they kept his old name instead of Lucifer but whatever I guess. Then somehow those nosy ass theorists from the afertmath of Noah's shit load started looking into it too much and found actually more dirt in the hole, that revealed more to our creation. And that's how we got many split versions of it in different scriptures."

"What's his real name?"

"We're not allowed to say it. It's an angel thing."

"Prehistoric heaven stuff huh. But you're no longer a angel, your highness.."

"Fuck you. I was originally a angel before I was murdered totally unjustified btw. How does any of this information does anything in fixing my marriage?!"

The counselor scoffed, but kept her own opinion on that matter (exterminations) to herself. She's a marriage counselor not a therapist, and she wasn't getting paid enough anyways, "you were human. Originally human. Not an angel."

Now it was Adam's turn to scoff offended, but said nothing. He hated to see that side of him after his death on earth. It only brought bad memories, linked to only negative feelings, sorrow and thoughts.

"Tell me more about your marriage with Lilith."

"Pssch what's there to say? Where do I even start? What exactly do you want to know. I can go all into detail about how shit she was as my wife."

"Go on. Tell me everything you want to share, I'm here until 8 and your paying so.."

"More like aPplE hUbBy is paying for everything but whatever, took his card and shit HAHAHAHA! HAAAA," Adam snicker for himself, wiping a tear; thinking he was being funny. But he wasn't. At least for anyone else in the room which was just Gladis (counselor's name) and the only response she did was write a note to that comment.

Note one:

'Apple hubby. A subconscious, possible meaningful name for his spouse. If it referring to events of the bible, may mean about the whole apple incident (weak spot?) or it could be related to King Morningstar's obsession with apples (concerning). Or both.'

"Firstly she cheated on me. Obviously. That's the whole tea, bitch. Secondly she didn't agreed on anything I did, suggest or thought. It's like she wanted to be against everything I believed in. Nothing I did to impress her sastified her. She made ME question my entire faith and existence!" The more Adam spoke the more his pupils shrank by the dark memories of his past.

Note two:

'First wife trauma.'

"Then Lucifer shows up and POOF! Now everything that twink ass looking angel did was 'amazing' and worth looking forward to. He only sang and dance with her, ONCE, and it was like, her whole world turned around.. facing away from me..."

"And did Lucifer have any connections with you at the time? Did he also approach you when he firstly approached Lilith? Did you two spend time together? Talk? Bond?"

"More like it was all a whole distraction for their affair to continue."

"So you two did have a relationship."

"It's complicated."

"Why was it complicated, Adam?"

Adam's face soften in sadness. The question taking him off guard. He wasn't entirely sure?

What went wrong. What did he do, to not deserve Lucifer and Lilith's loyalty? Friendship, honesty.

Why wasn't he ever worth something. Enough.

"I have no fucking idea, man. I was literally perfect, still am and yet they wanted more than what they could bite and CHOKE on it in the progress."

"You're including Lilith in this. Why's that?"

"Because those two bastards were a team. The damage was done by both, all planned out and ready for what was gonna come. Got both me AND Eve. It's plural. I wish I could say I was alone in all this but I wasn't which is why it makes things hard to forgive and forget."

Note three:

'Gayass.'

"So how did you two end up falling in love?"

"We didn't, we kinda just poofed into existence already married and stuff."

"I meant you and King Lucifer."

"Just call him Lucifer he doesn't deserve that sorts of respect, he's an ass. A snake full of cock that doomed humanity."

"How did you and Lucifer get together," she asserted much more frustrated seeing Adam was getting nowhere to the subject in hand.

Adam then realized immediately everyone actually thought they were truly an item. Well this went awkward all of a sudden. So he decided to keep up the lie.

"I died."

"And—— what else?"

"Wdym 'what else'? Bitch wanted to complete the full set y'know. First dick, father of humanity, the only one that refused to join him. I'm basically his forbidden apple."

"And you just let him?"

"Sure. Why not? What's there to lose y'know. That's my jam. I just go with the flow. If it works for me then let it be damn and fuck me hard, I'm fucking doing it."

"Adam, are you taking this session seriously?"

Adam in response digs his pinky finger inside his ear with indifference, "Look. I just want answers, babe. I don't want spiritual solutions or tips. Tell me how to fix this."

She sighed, "when was the last time you two were intimate?"

"WOW, wow. WOAH. Where going to that territory now? Little tea maker right here but whateves."

So Adam went on full detail on one of his sex escapes back in heaven, plastering Lucifer’s name on whatever freak he has fucked in the last centuries. He was not in any way gonna go on about sex with Lucifer (they did it only two times; one outta traditional terms, the second we don’t talk about the fucking second.) that shit was private and humiliating to say the least.

He blushed. Just the thought of Lucifer’s claws running down his skin and his fangs digging through his neck and wings. It sent shivers down his spine. Made his throat go all dry and his limbs all numb.

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[rattlebear25]

I found some Lucilith comics. Omg i am melting they are so sweeeeeet 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

This is so aaaaaaaa look how cutie Lucifer is ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🥹 (Sorry the cringy stuff i said but i am so emotional about these comics

+ One sad

[senseichaos]

Me telling people to block me whenever I get hate comments:

(I find it super fucking annoying)

(thank you to @iholli for making me this gif!)

[loudlyhappycupcake]

The love interest photo 🩷💕❤️💛🌹💎👹😇🦋✨️🎸 @shironezuninja @daydream358 @ladybugssong3 @bitter-yet-civilized @homuncvlus @untitled14360 @homuncvlus @fandom-4fans @andykasane @wisefestivalloverpatrol @mysteriouslystrangeyeti @miniaturejudgeturkeytree @bossbabyfan2 @bloodmoon24 @walt-diego-rodriguez @pastelmermaidgirl @patchcat-likeswolves @sakulovejulius12 @monicaartsxd @moneneki @moonlighteclipse17 @hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes @collector-noceda-clawthorne @cartoonfan21 @wolfie245 @serentiydraw5678 @pearllol @lilnaru1 @littlemervie @clairaquos @pinkdiamondstar @roselyn-writing @torkmadox20 @enchantedchocolatebars @entinullbutno

[thetentacleking]

I am normal about them I swear

[marleneproart]

Mes petits amours 💕 Comme d'habitude je suis à la traîne. J'ai découvert cette pépite d'animation sur Amazon et c'est un coup de cœur total. Avec un petit + pour LUCIFER. (chou à la crème). Je kiff totalement sa relation avec sa fille 🥹, alors j'ai fait petit dessin. Mais ce sera sans doute pas le dernier vu que j'ai tout adoré de cet univers. Mention spéciale pour les chansons, moi qui n'aime pas trop les comédies musicale de dessin animé d'aujourd'hui, force est de constater qu'ici le niveau est au rvd même en VF, bravo !! Vivement la saison 2