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this is pretty much me everytime anytime really

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digging through memories

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Moon Knight Episode 5:

Me rn:

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1.01 | 1.02 | 1.06 MOON KNIGHT

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Literally have not been able to stop thinking about this scene all day- there was absolutely no reason for him to do this

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mom i throwed up

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found out in the lemire run matt is canonically jake lockley's lawyer and subsequently lost my mind

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somehow… they helped save the entire galaxy (insp)

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marc protects steven from physical trauma and steven protects marc from emotional trauma

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me at the start of the episode: ohohoh, i’ve got it figured out! of course! the scale isn’t balanced because jake’s heart is missing! indeed! they just need to talk it through, discover jake and bam! problem solved! [i start twirling my hair and kicking my feet in the air, giggling]

me at the end of the episode: wha t the fuckv. w hat. the fuck what th. e fuck wh. a t the fu ck what the FUCK w. ha t. the fUC k wha

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Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

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Why don't you identify as a lesbian?

I’m a man and I have sexual and romantic feelings for other men that I actively pursue, and I think I heard somewhere that that’s not very lesbian of me.

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🥺

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two minutes til midnight

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“I’m a really good lawyer.”