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the SILLIES <3333

S2E5: The Apple ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹

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any Star Trek adaptation/addition that removes Spock’s slutty eyeshadow fundamentally misunderstands the character in this essay I will-

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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

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i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

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november is the thursday of months

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unloading the dishwasher liveblog !

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unloading the dishwasher liveblog !

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how the fuck am i supposed to go to sleep when four years ago he said i love you and then got sent to superhell

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yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.

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Amok time was super weird in a really good and gay way

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just cried for an hour in full eye-makeup because of steve from blues clues. wish i was joking.

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I don't think I've ever shared this story before but I desperately need to

So my family- Me, two of my parents, and my swarm of brothers- were out for a day in the city, right? And we came across this juggling busker dressed as Darth Vader

And all my brothers LOVE star wars, so of course we stop

And Vader says something during his performance, right? And one of my brothers- maybe about seven years old at the time- asks what's wrong with his voice. Because he doesn't have the classic Vader voice.

And the buskers says- in what I assume was his best impression- "My voice modulator has been compromised"

And my brother- who is, again, about seven years old- stone-faced and without even a HINT of amusement- tells him, "You have failed me for the last time" and raises his hand to force-choke the guy

Dude fucking CHOKES and falls to the ground. No hesitation. Drops everything. Full-on Shakespeare performance. Apologizes to my brother like he's fucking Palpatine

And my brother doesn't laugh. Just nods solemnly to this grown ass man while we all lose it, and then "lets him go".

And then we leave, the moment cemented into the family lore forever

Anyhoe God bless you juggling Darth Vader, may the force be with you

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не могу понять нравятся они мне или нет хмхмхм…

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More of Matheo and Lily :) life is hard for a goth