#LoreKeeper Cookie

[the-wereraven]

There's like a pirate trend of sorts in the CR fandom rn and I'm taking to opportunity to rant abt some of my sea alliances :3 Only Abalone and Whale are of my design

Edit: Everyone's TH profiles are up to date now!

[The Salty Shark] Abalone Cookie (She/Her) - The Navy's lorekeeper, in charge of keeping its history and achievements preserved to prevent them from fading into rumours. Despite this, Abalone is far more well known as an author in the Creme Republic, writing fiction inspired by her husband and his crew's adventures and fiction of the ocean she loves so much. In her early career, she was in hot water for writing "The Conque Republic", a novel set in a world where the positions of the Salty and Sweet were switched. Otter Cookie (They/Them) - A young but hardworking soldier of the Salty Shark hailing with the Lower City slums. Despite their cheerful and friendly personality, Otter is one of the best on the ship, their speed and surprising stealth makes them very useful for infiltration and spying. Though it seems that they like to spend most of their time talking about rocks.

[Pirate] Quetzal-Croco Cookie (He/They) - A pirate who's in it for the thrill, the mere sport of being a criminal of the vast sea on the run. Life before was too boring for them, but now they feel free and alive on the dangerous seas, even with the dangers it brings and the challenges of being a pirate. Though sometimes it's hard to take them seriously.

[The Whale Fall] Captain Whale Cookie (He/Him) - A highly respected Navy captain of the Whale Fall, and feared by many on the run from the law. No one really knows what his story is, as far as anyone knows, he had washed up by a village of the sea as a young Cookie with no one else in sight. He had nothing but a necklace with him. It is rumoured that he was lost at sea for years, which might explain his nonchalance towards the ocean and her cruelty. Sea Salt Cookie (He/Him) - Captain Whale Cookie's trusty first mate, hailing from a long gone village destroyed and pillaged by pirates when he was younger. Since that day, Sea Salt had dedicated his life to bringing such criminals to justice, and joined the Navy later on to fulfill this promise.

[mxstball]

@voltagedoubler liked for a Hoenn Holiday starter!

"...???" Aside from Serena who came with her, of all of the times that Artemis-Zygarde was expecting to see someone from the Kalos region to show up in Hoenn's Sky Pillar, this was not one of them.

Zinnia muse have gotten really good at getting the word around since she's become a gym leader.

"Happy holidays!" Artemis smiled and waved before turning, grabbing a small gift, and offering it. Inside was a holiday card, some hand-baked cookies, and a small toy, "It appears that even my home region has heard of the Lorekeeper's holiday party. Please, come in! Come in!"

Artemis got out of the way, revealing a moderately-sized crowd talking, laughing, and dancing all across the room. There were holiday-themed lights and decorations all around as well as a comically large holiday tree in the back. It seemed like a good time!

[liminaldreamscape]

Night of December 11, 2022

Dream 1

I was with Sea and we were walking through an old, wooden house. It was in the middle of a forest, vaguely in the daytime. This house was an attraction of some sort, as there were lots of others walking through it as well. Sea and I passed a vending machine that was selling Christmas cookies sold by Orion. I thought about buying the cookies, but ultimately decided that I didn't have time to.

Sea and I were discussing their new role as the lorekeeper for Divine Intervention. We were climbing up to a platform using a set of stairs and clarifying the bounds of their role with DK, who had appeared and was walking with us now. The conversation was light and full of laughter. Eventually, Sea started talking about drawing our characters and reminded me that they would do so if I wanted. They said, "I'm more comedic than tragic when I draw."

Dream 2

The only things that existed in the setting of this dream were three long, rectangular couches arranged in a U shape. The rest of the setting was nonexistent. Not quite a black void because even a void is something. Instead, there was just the couches.

On the couch to the left sat some of my family members, including my dad and my cousin, Shahnza. On the couch in the middle sat my brother, my other cousin, Hamzah, and Zaina, an old family friend. My mother and I sat on the couch to the right. The middle couch was blue.

Ali, my brother, Hamzah, and Zaina were about to put on a comedy show. This was a show that the others had seen before, but that my mom and I had missed. Before the performance started, my mom and I were sat on the far right end of the middle couch, but without having moved there. We watched the performance from up close. The show consisted of puns told using props, mostly books. A younger version of Ali did the performing, holding up the props and reading pre-written jokes off their backs or off of pieces of paper tucked inside them. The delivery was unrehearsed and nervous.

Throughout the performance, my mom and I didn't laugh much, if at all. I smiled and nodded throughout, but didn't find the jokes funny enough for laughter. I felt like everyone in the room was watching my reactions intently, and that they felt I was being rude for not laughing.

At the end of the show, Hamzah sat on the couch to the right, while Ali and Zaina joined the others on the couch to the left, all without moving. I looked around at everyone and nervously asked what next, to which Shahnza replied that now was when they complimented the performers. I started a round of applause and both my mom and myself gave middling compliments to the comedians. It was clear, however, that everyone was disappointed in our reactions. My lack of enthusiasm and roaring mirth was somehow breaching a social contract or expectation that I had not known was present. Even while knowing implicitly what was expected of me, I couldn't perform. I felt it inauthentic to react in any other way and so, I acted as I would naturally, much to the disappointment of everyone else.

[terrascookiejar-archive]

If Frosted Sugar ascended to Legendary Status. 

LoreKeeper Cookie

Bonus:

[alderjayne]

LOUIS -DT

First impression: as in when he was first referenced, named, or given a quality that makes him notable among the jocks as his own separate individual? Referenced, "oh look, an unspecified but presumably large amount of 90s jocks! Did not know that was still a thing in the 2010's, good for them(?)" Named, when Edward called them over for cookies and basement cleaning, apparently he told Janet that Louis is allergic to all nuts. all-ergic. I barely even remember this so apparently nothing except that one more of them has a name, and that it's neat that they have little character details like this. Louis speaks/second name mention? Same chapter, when he calls Barry the Lorekeeper. impression that he's fun and dramatic, and it's funny to see someone talk about Barry like that.

Impression now: VERY fun and VERY dramatic. I would like more of his POVs. He seems like he's an interesting character. I want his entire family lore very much.

Favorite moment: ...all of them? The one where his sister put Greg in their Was An Outhouse was funny. So was the breaking and entering chapter, and the evil soccer chapter. and literally every time he open his mouth. Maybe when he's lamenting at them in the cafeteria?

Idea for a story: I'd like to see Louis "removes demons because wizard family" with Dez "summons demons for fun" and/or Nikki stuck together during magical happenings. Alternatively, him finding out about the powers of someone who's not Ed while neither of them can contact anyone else- may they're in the forest or there's magical interference or the dropped their phones or something idk.

Unpopular opinion: do. do I have one? what opinions are had about him? His fandom perceived hotness might be kind over exaggerated tbh.

Favorite relationship (clarification edit but I'm interpreting 'relationship' as any relationship, not just shipping): Justin, and then his sister. Honorable mention: I like how affectionately protective Edward is of all of them, in general. "MY boys and also being a weird is Louis's Thing so it doesn't count" + Justin "his name is Louis!"

Favorite headcanon: uh i can't think of one right now. maybe his favorite cookies are sugar cookies or he likes fun/confetti type food or something like that. Maybe it's because justin is likely to have them on him as snacks, so it's more of a sentimental favorite than an actual flavor favorite. That would be kind of cute. Idk.

Oh, I don't know if this is really a headcanon? Closer to a theory, if anything, but contrary to what Edward worries about, I think that if he was able to compromise with Greg, a literal confirmed demon, on the basis he wouldn't hurt anyone, he would probably? At least try to get some quick precautionary stuff or confirmation or something before trying to magic him to death, even if he didn't belive Ed immediately and thought he was possessed and faking it or something. Ed overestimates the amount of bad things that will happen if people have a slightly different opinion of him.

[im-totally-not-an-alien]

Final fantasy 7 prompts number 74

1. Zack rocketed out of the slide and strait into the nearby wall. All Angeal had to do was glance at the food tray lying next to his student to figure out what happened.

"Zack-!" He began, intending to chastise his protégé. But whatever he was about to say was lost when a blur of black and silver shot out of the slide. The next thing he knew, Sephiroth was staring cooly up at him from his position on the floor, his own tray abandoned a few feet away from them.

Zack started laughing

Aka Zack can convince anyone do do stupid shenanigans with him, not just Cloud

2. Zack and two other 3rds found a large pile of scales, laying curled up on the beach while out on a mission. They surround it and are preparing to pounce when the serpentine body unravels to show the torso of a man.

The three freak out a bit and ironically yell at the man to stay calm. The blond just blinks at them before rising up and up and...the man was the snake. Or was the snake a man? Either way, Zack ends up befriending him and bringing him home as a suprise birthday(?) present for the General. Seph needed a friend, and Spikey would be perfect!

In the meantime, Naga! Cloud lives as Zacks secret roommate

3. A were-chocobo is running around Shinra tower and Cloud is fed up with people assuming that it's him

4. Sephiroth accidently gets left alone with an infant and he panics for a while before excepting his fate

(Its funnier if its insane sephiroth)

5. A Sephiroth fan stalks time traveler Cloud, believing him to be a threat to their precious idol.

They find out something important and foil all of the blonds plans

6. Willingly walk into the lions den and let reunion take over. The implants will let you keep your rationality without alerting Sephiroth, mostly by creating feedback that makes the madman hear whatever he wants to hear. For all intents and purposes, you will appear to be his perfect puppet. Thats then you'll stab him in the back. Literally.

At least, that was the plan...until Sephiroth started hugging him and sobbbing. Then the silverette started talking about feelings and how neither of them would ever have to be lonely again. Cloud was honestly a little scared by this seemingly sudden mental breakdown and couldn't help but wonder what exactly Sephiroth was hallucinating from the feedback

7. Cloud cut through the fabric of spacetime, just barely managing to escape his silver haired stalker yet again. He didn't even have time to be relieved however, as a Cait Sith popped out from behind a nearby tree. "Oh, hey Cait." He greeted casually.

The robot didn't reply, choosing instead to stare at him in silence. Odd, considering "Cait Sith" was a chatterbox, even on a bad day and Reeve would never be so rude. "Reeve?" The blond asked, concerned.

The cat recoiled, as if startled by something before running off. "Huh." He made a mental note to ask Reeve about his Cait Siths when he got back to his home dimension.

A slight tremor made him pause. Looking to his left he found the source: a litteral stampede of Caits! And they were headed right for him!

He later learned this was a world where he was the villain instead of Sephiroth...after he was captured, of course

8. Cetra! Lorekeeper! Cloud laid his mother to rest after her sudden passing, but instead of taking over her duty as guardian of the sacred sights, he decided "Well, the planet is doomed anyway." And set out to walk in the footsteps of his ancestors.

He just wanted to see the world beyond the snow-covered pines and travel the old nomadic routes carved out by his kin. Kinda like a final lap, to say goodbye. Too bad there where so many people wanting to kidnap him...kinda puts a wrench in his plans.

Based loosely on the song Lullaby of the Moon by David Vitas. I like the twist at the end

9. Shinra and Wutai role reversal au

10. Au where Sephiroth didn't actually die in Nebilhiem. He came to inside the mako and swam away and contemplate his life decisions and decided to fake his death. (The events of OG, AC, etc remain unchanged)

He can't bring himself to actually cut his hair, so he dyes it and ties it back into a ponytail.

He lived through all of the tragedies, living life as a normal everyday worker...until a man with a crimson cloak walks into his life with the blond from his nightmares.

11. Sephiroth is terrible at cooking, despite following instructions to the letter.

Every year he makes these amazingly awful cookies. No one was brave enough to tell him that his food tastes like burnt mud, so he obliviously assumes that people are avoiding him out of fear. (He's kinda right.) So he hunts people down and gifts them to whomever he manages to catch, looming over them ominously with a blank expression until they eat.

This year, Zack gets caught.

12. Time traveler Cloud accidentally winds up mentally connecting with just about all of SOLDIER after his connection with the Sephiroth of his timeline is severed.

Instant regret. On the other hand, all the information flooding through his head is great for sabotage! :D

13. Time traveler Sephiroth and Genesis getting into arguments, which leads to Sephiroth telling Angeal about Gens recent (illegal) escapades.

Gen threatens to dye Sephs hair rainbow, and the silverette calls his bluff

Sephiroth is still wondering how Gen managed to do it...and so well too...

14. Time traveler Cloud au, buuuuut he somehow accidentally bodyswaps with Angeal.

Both are confused.

15. Veld slumped in his chair. The vice president was not making his life easy, that was for sure.

He glanced up to stare at the ceiling, only to find something unexpected there. An envelope was literally duct taped above his desk. How long has that been there?

Upon actually reading the letter inside, he quickly holsters his gun, grabbed a few extra rounds of ammo and walked out the door

[yourfaveisacrow]

hello, my name is Achilles!! I am a young adult and my pronouns are he/they ^^ rules for requests are under the cut, as well as characters that have already been hit with the crow beam

submissions are;

open

rules;

when sending a submission, send the name and media a character is from, as well as whether the character Is or is Not a crow. feel free to send yourself/other users in, as well as OCs! if sending an oc, please attach an image as well

dont hesitate to send bird based characters that arent crows that shits funny as fuck !!!!!

names in italics have been government assigned Not Crows; names in bold have been assigned both crow and not crow

fandoms+characters;

starcanwreckedpulp;

ethan green ; lex foster ; paul matthews ; linda monroe ; gerald monroe ; steph lauter ; pete spankoffski ; ted spankoffski ; henry hidgens ; curt mega ; owen carvour ; edgar allan poe ; wilbur cross ; john macnamara ; ezekiel ; grace chasity ; boy jerry ; girl jeri ; charlotte sweetly ; emma perkins ; ziggy ; alice woodward ; deb ; miss holloway ; duke keane ; hailey dilmore ; kale ;

etc musicals;

mischa bachinski(rtc) ; penny lamb/jane doe(legoland/rtc) ; constance blackwood(rtc) ; noel gruber(rtc) ; ricky potts(rtc) ; sara berry(35mm) ; simon pratt(rockabye) ; xander hackett(rockabye) ; marly blackwood(rockabye) ; adil foster(rockabye) ; calypso jones(rockabye) ;

stranger things;

eddie munson ; robin buckley ;

the umbrella academy;

luther hargreeves ; diego hargreeves ; klaus hargreeves ; five hargreeves ; (umbrella)ben hargreeves ; viktor hargreeves ;

the addams family;

tyler galpin(wednesday) ; wednesday addams(wednesday) ;

webtoons;

lenore(evermore) ;

uncharted;

nathan drake(movie) ;

percy jackson;

percy jackson ;

spiderman;

harry osborn(raimi) ; harry osborn(tasm) ; peter parker(tasm) ; gwen stacy(tasm) ; barkley blitz(msm2017) ; otto octavius(msm2017) ; harry osborn(msm2017) ; peter parker(msm2017) ; flash thompson(msm2017) ; anya corazon(msm2017) ; carolyn trainer(msm2017) ;

marvel;

loki odinson/laufeyson(movie) ; ikol(comic) ;

nowhere boys;

sam conte ; felix ferne ; jake riles ; andy lau ;

rwby;

qrow ;

danganronpa;

takiyama ; kokichi ;

street fighter;

charlie nash ;

homestuck;

davesprite ; davepeta ; dave strider ;

good omens;

crowley ;

rusty lake;

mr crow ;

heathers;

jason dean ;

the adventure zone;

kravitz ;

the goldfinch;

boris pavlikovsky ;

pokémon;

chatot ;

sherlock;

james moriarty ;

my hero academia;

fumikage tokoyami ;

the owl house;

eda clawthorne ; lilith clawthorne ;

story of seasons pioneers of olive town;

beth ;

warrior cats;

crowfeather ;

crowscare;

ingram ;

DC;

batman ; jonathan crane(gotham) ;

apex legends;

bloodhound ;

resident evil;

mother miranda ;

schitts creek;

moira rose ;

woody woodpecker;

woody woodpecker ;

yakuza;

mirei park ;

cookie run;

black raisin cookie ;

touhou;

aya shameimaru ;

galavant;

real people/users/things;

tad cooper ;

gravity falls;

dipper pines ;

edgar allan poe ; philza minecraft ; user maybe0rdinary ; user callieharm ; user yourfavedoesntcondoneleaking ; user yourfaveisacrow ; you ; red blood cells ; indigos-shits-and-giggles' dog milo ; indigos-shits-and-giggles' dog zeke ;

ocs;

far(mcytblr, lorekeepers) ; luna(mcytblr, lorekeepers) ; ashen(mcytblr, lorekeepers) ;

[mcytblrelection-news]

EXCLUSIVE: Special Interview with Tapeworm2021's Spokesperson, @popcornsalty !

Miro: Could you introduce yourself and your party?

Poke: Hi! I am Poke Popcornsalty, the spokesperson of Tapeworm2021. I use she/her pronouns.

Miro: Awesome! So Ms. Poke, could you tell me a bit about this lorekeeper gala you attended recently? I heard some interesting things happened there.

Poke: Well it- it was certainly one heck of an experience. There was a cursed knife and gem, somehow, which traumatized [NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY]! And there was an attempted murder, and they killed this merperson! The cookies were good, though. Still, they will be paying for my therapy. Bea of the Tapeworm party attended and saw these things as well, and it was horrifying!

Miro: Oh no, really? Do you have any suspicions as to who attempted the murder?

Poke: I saw it- it was the merperson they killed. Their security is..... efficient, I will say. In the sense they are efficient in not getting much info out of the attempted murderer! To clarify. To the best of my knowledge, they killed the merperson for attempted murder. And I report this with no exaggeration- when i attempted to tell some lorekeepers about the odd knife and gem, (and they saw the knife fly through the air! Out of the room!) they simply shrugged their shoulders and said this was normal. Is this meant to be the highest voted for party-? With 37%-? I digress. On to the next question, please.

Miro: Oh- um, alright! What is tapeworm2021's policy on the larger mcyt community (hermitcraft, 3rd/last life, etc) and will you take measures to represent them when they are largely overshadowed by the dsmp side?

Poke: Tapeworm2021 wants to help these communities- such as implementing education on tagging. And when we take power, we will ensure fans from smaller smps will have representatives.

Miro: Lovely! I'm sure they will be glad to hear that. I must know- are there any dsmp characters Tapeworm2021 strictly does not endorse? I'm aware this is a controversial subject, but I'm afraid it must be touched upon.

Poke: Well-well now. I cannot speak for other members of the party, but I, as an individual, personally believe it is wrong to condemn anyone for their opinions on dream smp characters. I make my friends based on how nice they are to everyone, not which fictional character they call their meow meow(which is not to say that fiction doesn't affect reality, but that's a different can of worms). I- I know people who are "c!dream/c!techno/c!phil apologists" who have been far more polite and understanding to me then some inniters, in fact, here on tumblr. So it is my opinion that I only do not endorse c!schlatt chuckles light-heartedly But those are just my feelings on the matter. And as a party, rather then disliking any particular character, we fully endorse c!tommy! I hope this answers your question, I can elaborate more on details, if you so wish.

Miro: Fascinating! This answers my question perfectly, thank you. Lastly, is there anything you would like to say to my readers before you go?

Poke: Ah- well. We, the Tapeworm party, welcome new twitter people! We will give you a frog, if you want. Stay hydrated, y'all.

[Ms. Poke also requested I include this image:]

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Pitaya really gives me dionysus vibes

Allow me to elaborate, dionysus is a standout in the greek pantheon because in between having dieties representing stuff like War and Wisdom and The Entire Ocean, they have a dude whos entire thing is Being Drunk and Partying on the payroll.

Between the legendary pantheon of cookie run you have:

Father Nature

The Wind itself

The Moon and Wisdom

Fire Incarnate

The Entire Ocean

Dark Magic

This One Specific Dragon Person whos kinda cool and powerful, probably not as much as literal gods but dragons are cool

You see the disparity?

Also like dionysus, pitaya was a latecomer to the pantheon, what do you know

Cookie run lorekeepers, team up with greek mytho nerds and go wild with your fanfics.

[dungeons-and-daiquiris]

Kingmaker Party

Kingdom: Skurgelund

Cities: Felskogar (Capital), Varnhold, Tatzlford, Drevlev’s Folly

Current Party:

Draach Balaur - (King) - Male Half-elf Oracle (Lunar Mystery, Dual Cursed, Ancient Lorekeeper, Spirit Guide: life bond)

Argos - Draach’s wolf animal companion

Agni - (Grand Diplomat) - Male Human Bard (custom class with Alchemist bombs)

Uther Pendragon Moldune II, First of His Name 🤷🏻‍♂️- (General) - Male Human Warpriest of Gorum

Cookie - (Councilor) - Male Human monk and party cook

Thorne - (Warden) - Female Human Barbarian (Invulnerable Rager and Urban Barbarian)(w/ 1 lvl Fighter [Unbreakable] dip), widow of Aragami

Makaria - (Magister) - Female Tiefling Sorcerer (Arcane Bloodline) with Quasit familiar

Lady Quintessa Maray - (Royal Courtesan) - Female Human Bard (Archeologist) Variant Multiclass Rogue - Former sexy vixen mistress bard to Baron Drevlev who opted to become King Draach’s royal courtesan when the party deposed and slew that rebel upstart and his entire keep in a stealthy night of GoT style slaughter

Former members:

Alinda - (Marshal) - Female Aasimar Fighter (Weapon Master: Longbow)

Aragami - Male Halfling ninja (w/ 1 lvl Wizard [Divination: Foresight] dip) - Deceased

Notable NPC’s:

Grigori - (Spymaster) - Male Human Bard / Former Spy against kingdom, turned sycophant of King Draach via a love potion

Jod - (High Priest) - Male Human Cleric of Erastil formerly in exile due to something in his past who maintained a temple in solitude in the wilderness until the party came and he agreed to serve on kingdom’s council

Kesten Garess - (Royal Assassin) - Male Human Fighter (Brawler) - Former drunk city guardsman turned double shield wielding follower of Gorum

Oleg - (Treasurer) - Burly trading post owner (male)

Svetlana - Oleg’s wife (female) who used to be on the counsel

[mxstball]

oflegendariesandtrainers​:

“My first visit here was definitely an enjoyable experience, and I plan to stop by for more visits in the future.” Orion smiled in kind, following behind Heidi along with Arcadia. “Although to hear that Uncle Rayquaza told you about me… I guess I left a really good first impression with my last visit.”

Although the fact that he wasn’t the least bit intimidated by Heidi’s height in comparison to his own was definitely something–and could easily be attributed to someone else that he knew.

“Also, Miss Heidi, there is no reason to apologize.” Arcadia remarked.

“It’s rare to meet someone of the mortal plane who is accustomed to the idea of multiple worlds and dimensions. Most would relegate the idea of ‘other worlds’ to the likes of fairy tales, or the ramblings of madness. The fact that she is trying to understand how it works shows a level of acceptance to the idea that is rare to see in humans. Such a thing is truly heartwarming to witness.”

“Lillie’s an interesting girl.” Heidi nodded. “She’s one of the humans that was involved in the Aether Incident involving Solgaleo, Lunala, and the Ultra Beasts. For a girl her age, she’s travelled quite a bit too. I guess she’s moreso just not used to these dimensions interacting like we are today.” 

Heidi led the two to the snack table. There were cookies, cakes, and pastries of all kinda all over. There were also non-alcoholic eggnog and various juices available. “Feel free to help yourself.” Heidi ate a piece of fruitcake. 

“As for the formal festivities, most of the party takes place here on the first floor and the yard right outside. There’s games and stuff outside while music and socializing are in here. If you’re hungry, there’s lots of food and room to sit and eat in the Lower Kitchen on the third floor. Finally, Rayquaza and Aphra are on the roof if you want to spend time with them.”

“...I wouldn’t recommend seeing dad right now.” Zinnia approached the group.

“Hm?” Heidi turned to Zinnia. “What’s going on, Zinnia?”

“Uh... so, Hilda brought a Legendary Pokémon and she’s up there claiming to be Rayquaza’s true love or something-- Aphra sent me down here to get you before she starts a fight.”

“Huh? The fuck?” Heidi facepalmed and groaned. “Of course, he’s getting into some bullshit.” She turned to Arcadia and Orion. “Orion, Arcadia. This is Zinnia. She’s the Lorekeeper of this world, and my trainer.” She turned to Zinnia. “Zinnia. This is Orion and Arcadia. Orion’s Aesen’s brother and Arcadia’s his mother.”

“Oh! Hey there! Good to meet y’all.”

“I’ll... be right back. Zinnia will keep you guys company.” Heidi disappeared. She’s two seconds from summoning a blind Draco Meteor up there.