#Loona Buckso

[theadhddimsenion]

Some musings on the buckso family and self worth in the hellaverse.

I would like to note how all known members of the buckso family have (or likely have) severe self worth issues because between fizzes need to be good enough for mammon, barbies drug addiction and need to scapegoat her brother and blitzs well, everything self worth problems seem to be a buckso family tradition.

Let's start with the biggest example of the family scapegoat blitz. Anyone who has an once of media literacy can tell you that blitz has severe self hatred problems that have caused him to both intentionally and unintentionally destroy his life in a twisted self falling prophecy and cycle brought about by the abuse of his ratshit father!! His Need to both get the love and affection he was never given and simultaneous belief that he isn't worthy of it has caused a lot of problems for him and others, in certain pieces of concept art for cash we clearly see him giving blitz the creul nickname "disappoint-o" and threatening to kil himself if bltiz didn't do as he said another common and cruel tactic that emotional absuers like him often use alongside his weaponizing blitzs love for his mother. But while he may be the most egregious example due to being the scapegoat common of absuive familes, he isn't the only one.

In contrast to blitz being the family scapegoat fizz was the family golden child despite being adopted. Fizz seems to be a lot more mentally stable than his best friend but I wouldn't wouldn't be telling the truth if I said be was without his angst and traumas himself. In addition to being horrifically mutalited in the fire and lied to by cash he also seems to have a need to please his audience given how long he let mammon abuse him and I would like to note that fittingly for the lord of all greed and exploitation and one who is far from subtle with his sin mammons abuse of fizz is the most comically exaggerated in the entire franchise which is usually dead serious with such topics. We also see that fizz is quite quick to forgive considering how he forgive blitz even after being mutilated and likely was Willing to forgive Ozzie after he wasn't able too much to save his best friend and while this is certainly a noble trait it also has been a problem for him as he was obviously too willing to forgive mammons behavior at least at first and it's likely he could have some issues with forgiving cashes likely less than stellar parenting which while it was likely not as bad as the treatment blitz got he still likely instilled the idea that his worth was measured by what he could do for others rather than what he though it was that he did to blitz.

Now here's where we get more speculative as we don't have a lot of info on the women of the buckso family (accpet loona) so I'm going to have to make guess here.

Barbie to me strikes me as not really truly believing cashes lies at heart and on some subconscious level knows that she's living a lie but like many victims of tragedies before her feels it would be better to that someone be to blame for the fire than accept that what happened to her was nothing but a horrible coincidence because if things like that can just happen than she may not be strong enough to face the world. Even if she is just completely taken in by cashes lies and fully believes that her brother burned everything out of jealously that isn't exactly a better option for her as I think that if that is the route they take her charater they will have cash drunkley confess to everything then after they beat the crap out of the old fucker than I can easily see her breaking down as she beats herself up wasting her life and being a "failure" despite making it out for the fire the least burned because her brother and fizz had successful careers and people who loved them (and royalty no less!) And perhaps even being the hero of impkind if blitz really does become a martyr what was she? A pathetic drug addicted lover who wasted her life blaming her hero brother for something that wasn't his fault and blitz will get a moment where he will comfort her saying that he knows what it's like to hate and blame yourself and that he knows that whatever horrible things the voices in your head tell you you are never as bad as they say you are.

As for the mother of the twins Tila we never really got to know her or even hear her voice which blitz might not even remember but I would say anyone who was willing to marry cash buckso more than likely had some self worth issues.

As for the vile scumbag of a father and ringleader i have to say I personally doubt it but it is possible that cash is just one in a long line of shitheels who desperately try to make themselves feel better about themselves by collecting as much cash as possible.

And last but not least we have loona buckso who like fizz was adopted but given what we saw of her in the pound and how similar her and her adoptive father are I am willing to bet money that she has plenty of self hatred herself.

[violetfeatherwind]

Theory thread!

Man, they're really showing us the details through the merchandise! Especially through the Christmas stuff. As we all know, Barbie Wire is definitely holding grudges against her brother, Blitzo because of what he did to their family circus and their mother by accident.

She seems to calm herself down by drinking and doing drugs which is possibly the reason why she acts the way she is, which is NOT a healthy solution. Being a drug addict/can possibly change your personality and have your brain not function at all. I think it's kind of why they decided to make Barbie Wire a zombie for their Halloween merch. Like a zombie who is craving brains, Barb is craving drugs and alcohol which is rotting her brain and changing her personality.

Then there's this shirt design where it looks like Barbie is Christmas shopping and she's looking at a snow globe. There's two female Imps and one male inside. Representing her, Blitzo, and their mother.

I can't tell if she has bread or some kind of wine cuz it has Xs on it though it doesn't have a cork on it. There's Xs surrounding this shirt mainly because she crossed out her head marking and possibly due to the fact that she's been drinking. There's even sparkles that also look like Xs probably representing all the lovely Christmas decor. The Xs might represent her mental mind while the sparkles that are lower beneath might represent her heart.

She seems happy to be looking at the snow globe which is probably one of those snow globes that you can order to have a photo inside maybe. This tells us that she isn't as what she seemed when she was around Blitzo. I can imagine that once we see Barbie again, she's gonna lash out at Blitz and try to hurt him. But Blitzo would either accept her anger and rage because he knows that he made mistakes, or stand up to her and getting her to listen saying something like "You're not the sister I once knew! The Barbie Wire I knew was kind, talented, and amazingly skilled! You've changed! I've made mistakes, yeah. But don't you know how long I've wanted to fix everything?? Take a look at yourself! I'm not responsible for your bad habits!" Or at least something along the lines of that. I've also imagined that if Barb started beating up Blitzo and him letting her, Loona would see how messed up this whole scene is and she would barge in and grab Barbie, hold her up against the wall and growl at her saying "Leave my dad alone, skank!" I don't know what the future holds for Helluva Boss, but I really hope we get into more backstory of the twins and see more details about what their mom was like, how Buckso possibly treated Barbie Wire compared to Blitzo, and other things. There's LOTS of stuff that needs to be answered

[shifting-r00ts]

Helluva Boss DR one

(this one im a stoliz child lol)

🌌🌙 Everest Rune Buckso 🌌🌙

" the day you were born, a star fell from the sky "

family -

Blitz - father 1, the one who had me

Stolas - father 2

Loona- older sister

Octavia- older half-sister

friends-

Calypso and Styx Knolastname (literally m&m's canon last name)- Millie and Moxxie's twins

Aphrodite - Fizzarolli and Asmodeus' daughter

gender-

intersex trans man

pronouns-

he/it/vae

species-

imp/goetia hybrid (look more impish)

sexuality-

biromantic greysexual

birthday-

Sinsmas

Age-

15-ish

[sugwrpwzz]

NUMB (PART ONE)

��One track mind like a gold fish…”

-marina

Blitzø slammed on the brakes and looked around.

“This the right place, mox?”

Moxxie nodded. Mille leaned over.

“It’ll be fine.”

She squeezed his hand.

“Get a room you two..”

Blitzø grumbled.

“Eww…”

Blitzø jumped.

“Loonie! When did you…”

She growled at him.

“Get here….Ok-kay!”

Blitzø looked at Moxxie.

“The fuck are the tests even for..?”

“No idea, sir.”

They all remembered taking them, but they discontinued the tests shortly after they took them, and before anyone got results.

“Well, I guess we’ll fucking find out…”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Two weeks earlier:

Blitzø slammed a solid amount of weapons on the table.

“Listen up! We have about 16 different jobs..”

Moxxie sighed.

“But sir-“

“First one is someone killing their grandmother….why?”

“Sir-“

“Second one is….this is just erotica printed out.”

“SIR-“

“WHAT THE FUCK IS IT”

Millie stared at them.

“WHY ARE WE SCREAMING”

Moxxie rolled his eyes.

“Sir, as you know, they brought back the classification tests..”

Blitzø shrugged.

“So?”

“We have to retake them in two weeks…”

Blitzø fired at the wall next to him, the noise banging.

“Fuck.”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Mille tapped the pen against the table.

She had no idea why “how do you feel about bright lights” had anything to do with whatever they were testing them on.

Eh, it can’t be that bad.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Moxxie flew through the question pretty easily.

Even the…weird ones.

“What was your childhood like”

“Do you crave toxic relationships”

“Opinions on guns.”

Bad, chazwick thunderman, and loves them more than his job (don’t tell Blitzø)

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Blitzø was bored already.

He answered most of them.

Sure, with two words and half of it misspelled, but he didn’t give two fucks.

He looked at the woman running the test.

“Hey, uh..bitch? I’m done.”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Octavia jammed her earbuds in.

Could they not fight for 0.5 seconds?

“Fucking die!”

“You first”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

She scribbled her answers down, nodding her head to the playlist she was listening to.

The lady had let her keep them in.

She swung her legs around and smiled.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Stolas hummed as he read over the packet.

Words!

He wrote down his answers slowly, re-reading the questions

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Millie leaned into Moxxie’s hug.

“Hey pumpkin!”

Moxxie smiled.

“Hey mills.”

Loona scrolled on her phone.

Blitzø looked around.

Loona looked up.

“Oh - hey Octavia.”

She stood up.

Blitzø look over.

Lo and behold - Stolas, Stella and Octavia.

Octavia smiled at her honorary older sister.

“Hey loona!”

Blitzø heard Stella stomp off.

“Hey Blitzy~”

Fuck.

“Hey stolas.”

“I-“

“Blitzø Buckso?”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Blitzø stared at the wall behind…the fuck was her name? Abby?

“Hello!”

He looked at her.

“Whore, can we get this shit over with?”

The woman laughed.

“This is rather important, but I can speed things up, if you wish.”

Huh.

He looked at her.

“So…”

She opened a drawer full of….kids toys?

“Take anything you’d like.”

Blitzø stared at her with utter confusion.

“Can you just give me the goddamn results?”

She smiled.

“Alright. As long as you distract yourself with one of these.”

She motioned to the toys.

He could have chosen the crayons and paper, and just wrote down random shit.

But he was oddly drawn to a medium sized hellhorse stuffed animal.

Eh.

I just like horses,

He thought.

“Okay, so. We have your evaluation.”

Blitzø stared at her.

“Based on your results - due to many factors, such as an unstable and traumatic childhood, PTSD, discrimination, and certain mannerisms-“

“English, please?”

“You are a little”

Blitzø’s eyes darted around the room.

“A what now-“

“You are 65% a little, headspace 3 - 7, 35% guardian, and 5% neutral.”

“THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN-“

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

“Moxxie and Mildred Knolastname?”

Moxxie and Millie shot up and walked over.

“I’m guessing you separate us..?”

Moxxie said.

The man smiled.

“Because you both are legally married, you have a right to view results, however only with the consent.”

Millie squeezed Moxxie’s hand.

“WE’D LOV-“

She blushed.

“…we’d love to!”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

They sat on the couch, smiling.

The fish-demon in front of them grinned.

“Okie doke…”

He motioned to a table full of toys, books and fidgets.

“Help yourself!”

Moxxie grabbed a stress ball and Millie grabbed a possum stuffed animal.

“Look Mox, it’s you!”

He laughed.

The man flipped through a packet.

“Alright…”

“Moxxie, you are….70% Little, headspace 0 - 3, and 30% caregiver.”

“What does-“

“And Millie, you are 60% a little, headspace 5 - 7, and 40% guardian.”

“I’m confu-“

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

[roseangel19]

“The Non Entity That Is Barbie Wire Buckso.”

People have made videos on YouTube about how underutilized Millie is as a character, which is very true. However, as Master Yoda once said, “There is another.” Good people of Tumblr who may be reading this post, I present to you miss Barbie Wire Buckso (aka Blitz’s twin sister).

If your first thought was “who?”, then that proves my point exactly. We know jack SQUAT about this woman and it is so sad, she makes Millie look like 3 dimensional in comparison, all we know about her is that she’s currently in rehab. We don’t how long she’s been in rehab, why she was admitted, if she’s making any progress. Nothing. We didn’t even get to see her in “The Circus”, she didn’t even get a mention not ONCE throughout that flashback. What was her act in the show? What was her relationship with Fizzaroli like? Again, we don’t know.

Blitz may as well be an only child at this point, we’re in season two of this series and we have no idea how she’s doing in rehab or what she looks like in the present day, all we have as a reference is a poster of her and Blitz when they were younger 🙄. We don’t even know what her personality is like.

Speaking of Blitz, why haven’t we gotten a moment of him visiting or calling the rehab clinic to check in on his sister? Y’know, the only living member of his family? (I presume that his parents are dead). Does Loona know anything about her “aunt”? Does Barbie know anything about her “niece”? We can only speculate. Does she know anything about I. M. P. ? About Blitz’s ongoing situation ship with Stolas? What was her relationship with Verosica like in the rehab clinic? Did she know about the relationship between Verosica and Blitz, as well as the breakup?

I’m just saying, if the show ends with no new information about Barbie, I’m gonna be disappointed. It would be such a waste to mention a new character, especially if that character is a sibling of the main protagonist but do absolutely nothing with them. So many potentially compelling storylines, discarded for no reason whatsoever.

Take all of what i just said about Barbie, and apply that to Tilla (Blitz and Barbie’s mom), ‘cause we know even LESS about her than Barbie. 😤

[theadhddimsenion]

so I've heard theories that blitz will have to Chase a runaway stolas through all seven rings so let me add to that.

Loona will try to track him by scent and bond with her dad's as well as try to consel stolas about octativa but he's too upset to listen to her and will call her out on the fact that up until recently she hasn't exactly been a great daughter.

The stolas himself will get attacked by a gang of imps and/or hounds who want to pummel a blueblood without repercussion.

The envy ring will be the major site of all "high society" products and machinations for hell and glitz and glam will make cameo appearances.

M&m will split up to cover more ground but will be hesitant at first both due to her Nevours about moxxie going alone (part of her learning that she doesn't need to take of everyone) as well as her fears of her pregnancy which is coming on a lot faster than she would have liked making her even more scared now that she doesn't have a lot of time to make her choice.

the episode will end with a tearfully blitz telling his boyfriend that he knows what it's like to feel worthless and a burden and revaling some details about his origin.

Barbie will make an appearance as a bad influence on stolas as she is still brought into cashes lies.

[theadhddimsenion]

The symbolic significance of blitzs love horses and why blitz represents freedom to not only the majority of the cast but potentially all of hell!

As anyone who has watched spirt or knows anything about the symbolism behind horses can yell you they are often symbols of freedom. Between their connection with the wild west, nature of running wherever they want and general attitude they are often symbols of independence and free will.

But beyond blitz's love for them how does that connect to blitz? That's easy, he like the horses he loves is a symbol of freedom. Let's consider this on a case by case basis shall we?

Moxxie. He freed the little possum from prison and his abusive father and introduced him to the love of his life.

Millie. He made her feel like she could rise above her reputation as dumb muscle and be something more and introduced her to the love her life.

Loona. He got her out of the pound and gave her a home and inadvertently introduced to some of her new friends.

Veroskia. While he definitely hurt her badly I won't deny that but for all we know if it wasn't for him she might have never know real love at all and could have gone her whole life as nothing more than a common lust ring whore who had stupid dreams of becoming a popstar.

Fizz. While yes while he did hurt him both physically and emotionally he also accidentally introduced him to the love of his life in the form of Ozzie and helped him overcome his fear and dependence of/on mammon.

Barbie. While yes she was devastated and turned to drugs the alternative was continuing to live under cashes thumb and continue being exploited which wasn't exactly better than the fire.

And last but most certainly not least the biggest example of blitz bringing people freedom they never thought they would have is the love of his life, everyone's favorite owl prince stolas!! Stolas is the biggest and most obvious of all blitzs liberations being aptly described by the owl as his guiding light of hope. He said it himself blitz taught him he could choose in a life that always said otherwise.

While he attempt to try and simply endure Stella's abuse for his daughters sake was noble it was simply delaying the inevitable, we have clearly seen that Stella's is far from subtly with her nastiness and her true colors would have shown themselves sooner or later and more than likely sooner. And while it was undeniably selfish of him to think more about himself and his boyfriend over his own daughter it was also a sign of recovery to me. Stolas lives his whole life serving a family that clearly didn't care about him much like his boyfriend. They didn't care that he was gay, they didn't care that he was being beaten senseless by that ill breed harpy! And they most certainly didn't care that he was miserable beyond words!! Stolas lives for others that didn't care about him his entire life and the fact that he even could make selfish decisions after meeting blitz while not exactly a good thing was a sign to me at least with my limited experience and armchair perspective on mental health that he was Beginning to recover. you have to learn to be selfish before you can learn to be selfless in a truly positive manner.

This is all to say that for as much as some people might complain that blitzs idgaf attitude is his worst trait I would agure it's one of his best! Blitz embodies what it means to live freely and work for yourself and not for the benefit of those who don't care for you.

Even smaller details like his preferences for a Rockstar life style, the fact that he grew up in a circus, his near constant punk styling, his love of heavy metal, the fact his behaviors often mimic something between a lizard and a stray cat, his independent business and being some of if not the only imps to work for themselves an do so legally and without exploiting anyone! When you don't constantly dismiss vivis work as "fanficy" or constantly nitpick and cherrypick flaws and blow the few real ones out of proportion you can actually see an incredibly well written story about self worth and mental healing.

This even works well to contrast him against both striker and his father and maybe even crimson to a lesser extent. Cash more than likely made his circus off the fortunes of rich customers like paimon and by abusing and exploiting anyone who had more talent then him and using people as tools. His son on the other hand made his way by lifing those around him up. Striker sure talks a big game about bringing the bluebloods but he never means it and despite supposedly being a better assassin than the i.m.p family he hasn't managed to kill anyone onscreen while blitz has done more for impkind by simply running his own business than Striker ever did in his entire life! Striker cared more about his own power and need to compastate than his fellow imps and just talks about how much the royals suck so he can justify being a dipshit while blitz recognizes that killing royals by itself solves nothing and doesn't undo the system that was created he never holds stolas status over his head and the only time he did was when he was rightfully upset at being dismissed.

All this leads me to my final point which is that all of this is what makes the idea of blitz becoming a matyr and revolution leader so perfect! It ties in so perfectly with what his charater represents and his development that it would be a massive missed opportunity to pass it up. It Ties in perfectly with all the themes of classism and rising above ones station that we have seen in this series and work make for an excellent cullmantion of those themes.

[theadhddimsenion]

So vivi said the big themes of season three are family and addction so obviously barbie is going to Play a role with both of those themes being heavily tied to her and even mentioned in sinsmas but first I wanna talk about a charater that up until mastermind I hates with a passion and that is veroskia mayday.

Back during the early days of apology tour where some of the worst days of the blitz hatedom and when the veroskia simps where at their worst in my opinion but every since she showed just a bit of concern for him in mastermind I have softened my opinion on her quite a bit but what I want to talk about is the fact that the theme of addiction applies to her in more ways than just her drinking and drugging but also her more abstract addiction to hating blitz and how that will play out.

Veroskia As a charater is someone who is defined by their inability to let go of the past and their failed attempts to do so. He has clearly tried achoahal and substance abuse as well as trying to bring others and have misery for her company but it isn't working because despite what she says and sings she isn't over him. No one would put this much effort into hating a guy if they were over him.

Which brings me to my next point. How she will really get over him for good which is simply accepting that what happened happened and no matter who's fault it is it's over now and she can move on with her life. When you put a lot of effort into something that ultimately isn't worthwhile you can sometimes fall into the sunk cost fallacy and believe that turning back now will mean that your efforts where for nothing and people will judge you for it and while some may smugly say "I told you so!" It's still better Than staying in the past and making yourself miserable.

I think a potential plot is that now that she nearly saw blitz dead she begins to question herself. What has she been doing with her life!?!?! Wasting her time obsessing over her Ex boyfriend!?!?!

She tries to rationalize it to herself by stalking him around searching for a reason to hate him but rather than the heartbreaking monster she had believed in for so long she sees the great boyfriend she always wanted happily enjoying his time with stolas. Blitz finds her and calls her out on it but there's a lot less sense of smug triumph than you would have seen from his season one self. He help but she isn't in the mood and goes home to brood and for the first time notices people gossiping about her behind her back and now she's further annoyed.

She has a concert in the human world coming up but she can't focus and tex comes in to try and reassure her but at the moment she's kinda mainly just trying to keep herself sane so it's in one ear out the other between the stress of her peronsal life the oncoming concert and keeping up with the fish sisters (glitz and glam) she has a lot on her plate right now. despite her Ex, her bodyguard, and if you look closely you can see her texts have fizz trying to tell her the same thing but she isn't listening and she is doubling down.

This all leads to her losing focus and her human disguise coming off in the middle of a crowded stadium. The crowd thinks it's special effects but soon an army of dhorks crash the party and capture her despite vortexs best efforts.

Panicked. Tex runs back to hell and he only knows one place where he can think of that could help save her.

When he arrives at the i.m.p office blitz isn't exactly keen to do her (or him for that matter considering he took part in his ritual shaming) any favors. After finaly getting on his knees and begging and with some vouching from loona blitz finaly agrees on the condition that veroskia goes back to rehab. Now this may seem selfish and petty but remember blitz could have pretty much asked for anything in this situation but all he asks was that veroskia get some therapy and get out of his hair for a while and he knows that she would have never agreed to do so on her own so when you really think about it he's doing her a favor, call it an unconventional form of intervention.

Some comedy ensures as it turns out Vero is even worse than her ex boyfriend when it comes to sex jokes in dangerous situations and she is comically out of her element just like fizz was in oops. And it ends with blitz telling her what she needs to hear as no one understands the danger of holding onto the past and refusing to forgive yourself better than bltiz finaly giving her some closure.

[theadhddimsenion]

ok so some theories, predictions, headcanons and hopes for season three and four.

Millie’s pregnancy will cause her to have her own mini arc so she can still have character development without retconning her.

the dhorks and cherubs plot line will lead to an all out invasion of hell by the dhorks which vassago will use against Andy and stella.

Andy and Stella will royally screw over the nobility by first Stella making a scene at the harvest moon festival, Andy icing over this years harvest and being responsible for the invasion of hell.

the battle at the palace in sinsmas will make blitz even more famous and popular with media outlets digging around in his personal life and getting a false report from cash.

veroskia will get her comeuppance when blitz’s fanbase harasses her just like she harassed him.

blitz and fizz will try to convince Barbie of the truth but she refuses to believe it but she is confronted by cash who drunkenly confesses to everything and that he was responsible for her mothers death because he spent the safety budget on booze, drugs and hookers and there was “nothing a little druggie brat like you can do about it!!” Maybe even going as far as to try and hurt her before blitz swoops in and pummels the old fuckstain. Afterwards blitz consoles his sister and helps her with her own self worth issues (a buckso family tradition) and after all that Barbie still doesn’t want to see her brother not because shes still hates him but because she can’t look at him without remembering the fire and so blitz respects her wishes but now she responds to his attempts to reach out.

cletus and keenie get worse and worse in their abuse of Collin and eventually fall from grace as the dhorks confess to not caring about humanity when questioned about wether or not starting a preemptive war against hell was in mankind’s best interest. Collin is still banned from Heaven but Loona gets a moment of maturity and comforts him sharing her own experiences with being abused by unfair systems.

all this turmoil causes a imp rebillon we first learn about when we here about Millie’s family defending the farm from anyone trying to take it. The current imp rebellion is little more than a collection of rabid gangs with few of them interested in anything other than hurting anyone above them on the hierarchy and blitz is forced to save veroskia and organize their ranks into a force for real change.

paimon will try and fail to bribe stolas into giving up his revolution leader boyfriend.

striker gets torn apart by the very common imps he pretended to care about and blitz gets bombproof.

stolas will win Octavia back by showing that he isn’t saving her from her arraigned marriage because he wants her forgiveness but because he wants what’s best for her even if she doesn’t forgive him.

Octavia herself will dig a little too deep into her mother and uncles scheme before Stella goes full mother Gothel and locks her in a tower.

stella will temporarily steal stolas powers so he can quite literally take his power back from his abuser.

Moxxie will drown his father in the same lake his mother died in.

loona will take on her own equivalent to cash, crim or paimon.

m&m and fizz and Ozzie go through their first spats and come out better for it.

fizz battles an army of fizzbots led by the one from loo loo land.

we get to meant stolas angel counterpart.

Millie decides to keep the child after realizing parent hood doesn’t always mean giving up your passion. And Loona volunteered as babysitter so there’s also that.

blitz gets to finally fuck ghosts.

stella works in a plebeian.

[theadhddimsenion]

Some theories and predictions on m&m going forward.

I do believe that for whatever reason or reasons whether it be one or both of them worrying about being a parent and what that will me for them and their relationship, millie being unsure of whether or not wants to keep it, millies fears of her husband not liking whatever decision she makes, the dangers that the child could be in due to their line of work and how their grandfather would be *cough* crimson *cough*. Or something else the baby will be the cause of m&m first major multi episode conflict. I know not everyone is going to appreciate m&m not being the perfect couple for even a three episode mini arc but just here me out on this. They m&m couple are newlyweds and they haven't really been through the real muck of a relationship that happens but can you tell me who both of them might know who has plenty of experience with relationship troubles? If you guessed blitz buckso you get a gold star 🌟!! This would be a great way to show how much blitz has changed and actually have his many failed relationships actually work out in his favor because if stolitz can have a healthy relationship after everything they been through then a couple as lovely dovey as m&m are going to be just fine.

Millies pregnancy and her love of her job is going to conflict. She definitely loves being an assassin the most out of all of them but if she has to be a mother than she has to give up that part of her life that she loves. Maybe they could even add some more drama with blitzs descion to turn the company into a body guard service which only stolas and moxxie like. Perhaps between millies growing anxieties about being replaced and forced into a role she doesn't like she sneaks out to go on a mission of her own only to find that it's a trap set by a vengeful Ronaldo (and blind because his eyes melted) and Ronaldo Is all "well, well, well not so tough now are you hick!? What's the matter I thought my words didn't mean shit to you!?! AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" but he is for good by blitz and a band if real ghosts he fucked. At the end of the episode blitz immediately knows something is wrong when millie doesn't respond to his teasing about her being wrong about ghosts and in a sence mirroring ghost fuckers ending the rest of the team all give her reassurance that they will always need her and the big part is when moxxie tells her he will always love her regardless of whether or not she wanted a family.

Another potential sencario is that like before millie is out on a mission that turns out to be a trap. But rather than by Ronaldo both millie and loona are defeated and captured by crimson due to millies pregnancy throwing her off her game and loonas lack of experience in the field. Crimson who has hired striker once again but this time is giving the cowimp a lot more snark than before due to him being a blatant sellout and kinda useless and the only reason he hired him was because blitz and his crew where the ones they were fighting so he couldn't exactly get them on his payroll.

Crim uses both loona and millie as both bait and a barging chip mentioning millies child in his ransom tape and telling both blitz and moxxie that they could either surrender themselves to be killed or their loved ones die. At first everything is going in crimsons favor seemingly like moxxie has fully surrendered but that's when blitz comes out of nowhere and springs the plan moxxie had come up with (note this will be another big moment between blitz and moxxie as for the first time blitz let's the little possum make the plan noting that he is generally the better strategist when he pulls his head out of his frequently pegged ass). This shows that moxxie is a far better imp than his farther ever was because despite moxxies reputation as a coward and a weakling he has proven he is far more capable than most people give him credit for and what has his father done? When's the last time crimson ever did any of his dirty work himself? You all saw the way he cowered when millie slaughtered his thugs. I am willing to bet money that despite what he claims crimson is a pathetic coward who would surrender the moment he had no one else to do his dirty work for him, moxxie may not be the most outright strong or forward of demons but he was never the type to force others to do what he couldn't and crimson doesn't exactly look like he was made for any kind of direct combat, the only person he could physically overcome was his own son from a young age and I bet that he couldn't even take his own wife had she given him a serious fight. All this is to say that this is moxxies biggest moment to shine as both a charater and a fighter he ends up finshing crimson off by drowning him in the same like his mother drowned in and he gets to be the one to save his wife this time around and he gets to do by playing to his strengths rather than trying to be something he isn't.

And as a bonus my man blitz gets so badass charater development as well getting to save his daughter and bond with moxxie. Another thing I like about this idea is that it shows that the girls aren't mentally and physically invincible. What I mean by that is that so far we have only seen millie fail a few times and we haven't seen loona fail once and it wouldn't seem fair to me if they kept the girls as the perfect warriors and therapists for the entire series when they clearly aren't. Bltiz, moxxie and stolas have been shown as the flawed and often failing people they are many times and I feel that having millie and loona go through similar treatment is only fair. Actually that gives me another idea as to give moxxie and loona some more character development in this theoretical episode. Having loona be captured doesn't just show she isn't invincible and gives blitz to go full Papa wolf for her but it also gives a way for moxxie and loona to bond. Loona failing her first official mission would and being saved by "fatty" would be the perfect opportunity for moxxie to rub it in her face and get her back for all the shit she gave him but moxxie gets to be mature and simply helps her up telling her that he wasn't going to give her shit for failing cause that's not what friends do. With this loona and moxxie finally get to bury the hatchet and really ties up moxxies story nicely.

[theadhddimsenion]

why as someone with adhd I relate to blitz buckso so much.

Between the impulseitvy, determination, love of specific subjects (horses in his case), the difficulty connecting with people, the dirty mind and dirtier humor, deep love for inner circle, the surly attitude but above all the self hatred, while I fortunately don’t have the same level of trauma as him I can definitely relate to his feelings of inadequacy, self blame and being belittled by the people who are supposed to care for him (intentionally or unintentionally), constantly feeling like you are wrong, feeling like you’re a burden for existing, getting endlessly criticized and put down, of everyone else having the connections you where always denied or denied yourself and having a emotionally manipulative father I just see myself in this imp and seeing him be constantly be put down on by people both in and out of universe made me feel almost attacked personally! But the worst part of it was seeing him never once try and fight back against all the people who shitted on him I was begging him to just once fight back against Moxxie, Loona, stolas, veroskia and most of all cash! Just for the love of Satan fight back!! Don’t just sit there and take it!!

but now seeing that he’s considered a hero and finally getting the recognition, respect and love he deserves both in and out of universe made me feel so proud of him and hopeful for myself as I take my own journey in life.

thank you all for listening to a neurodivergent ramble about why they relate so much to a cartoon demon.

[theadhddimsenion]

How do you all think the gang will react to cash buckso showing up at the office demanding a cut of their profits?

knowing that rat fuck he will be demanding pretty much everything blitz and his whole family have Made!!

We all know blitz is going to scream and slam to door in his face but as for the others i can see different reactions from each of them.

Moxxie is going to be deeply uncomfortable around him due to his own bad history with his father and cash is going to strike a lot too close to home for him especially if cash will start picking on him for the same reasons crim did. It wouldn’t surprise me if cash was obnoxiously proud of his oversized horns and he would immediately start bullying moxxie for his small ones and get even more on his case when his wife stood up for him and I would be even less surprised if cash was a sexist asshat!

Going off that to the Millie section of this post I think he’d immediately peg her as a “dumb wrath ring broad who forgot her place” and be incredibly smug about the fact that her boss had let him in and he was untouchable.

I’m Making Millie fume in rage but per blitz’s desperation to not lose anymore family she doesn’t have a choice but to just take it from the old fuck.

Loona well he sees her as his sons “failed” attempt at being a parent because he doesn’t treat her like a wild animal and he stole her beezulejuice.

stolas: like one the rebolgs said getting Deja by and releasing a lot but also cash being pissed that he can’t get at the princes wealth.

Veroskia and fizz: pretty much the same as stolas as and added bit of sexism towards veroskia as she realizes that this guy explains so much about her ex boyfriend.