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𝓕IRSTS 𝓦ITH 𝓨OU !
pairing : bucky barnes x implied fem!reader warnings : implied size diff, established relationship, tfatws!bucky, fluff, wc : 2.6k summary : you introduce bucky to the things he’s missed out on, namely the office, theme parks, and emojis :3
bucky’s fingers hovered over the screen of his new phone, brow furrowed in concentration. you had been explaining how everything worked for the past half hour - apps, texts, even sending pictures - and while he was doing his best to keep up, you could tell he was still lost in the sea of modern technology.
“so, this is how you send a text,” you said, pointing to the message box. “you just type what you want to say, then hit send.” you hit a few buttons on his phone and then pulled away to give him some space.
he nodded slowly, looking at the screen as if it were a puzzle he hadn’t quite solved yet. “okay. and... the emojis?” he asked after a pause, his tone unsure.
“they’re just little pictures to add to what you’re saying. makes it more fun, i guess.” you flashed him a quick smile before adding, “and, if you’re talking to me, you’re gonna use them, or else i’ll think you’re mad at me.”
bucky’s lips curved upward just a fraction at the playful challenge. “right,” he muttered, glancing back at the emojis, his expression turning serious again. “this one - ” he tapped an image of a smiley face, “ - this is good, right?”
you nodded with enthusiasm. “perfect. now try sending it to me.”
bucky hesitated for a moment before carefully typing out a message: “Hey. 🙂”
he looked at you for approval, his blue eyes searching yours.
“well done,” you said softly, holding back a giggle. “you did it, buck.”
he grinned, a little relieved but still unsure. “guess ‘m getting the hang of this.”
“you are,” you replied, your voice filled with genuine encouragement. you could see him trying, and that was enough to make you proud.
“now,” you began, leaning in closer, “I’m going to teach you how to send a selfie. It’s easy.” you grabbed your phone and showed him how to take a picture, flipping the camera to face him. “like this.”
“a selfie?” he asked, raising an eyebrow.
“yeah, you’re going to love it,” you said, snapping a quick picture of him as he looked confused but willing to give it a try. “okay, now you do it. just - ” you stopped yourself, realising something. “don’t look so grumpy, though. smile a little.”
bucky rolled his eyes but played along, pulling a reluctant smirk before he tapped the button to take the picture. “this feels weird,” he muttered, but his gaze softened when he saw the result. he stared at the picture of himself for a moment, before looking at you. “it’s not bad.”
“not bad at all,” you said with a smile, grabbing your phone and sending the photo to him.
you watched him check his phone, his brow furrowing once more as he took in the photo, then back at the screen as you sent a quick text: “that smile is great, by the way.”
he read it, then quickly typed back: “you’re making fun of me.”
“no, i’m not,” you teased, tapping the keys with your fingers. “i think it’s cute.”
before he could respond, you leaned in, brushing your lips against his jaw. his body went still at the contact, the soft touch of your lips drawing his attention away from the phone. without saying a word, he kissed you fully, his lips warm and steady against yours.
“you talk too much,” bucky murmured when he finally pulled away, his voice gruff but affectionate.
you couldn’t help but giggle, looking up at him. “sorry,” you said, smiling in that way that made his chest tighten. “but i’m trying to teach you how to use a phone.”
“teach me less,” he replied, but there was a hint of amusement in his voice. before you could answer, he kissed you again, this time slower, his lips lingering on yours longer than before. it was like he couldn’t help himself, needing to pull you close and forget about everything else.
when he pulled back, there was a softness in his eyes that was so different from the gruff exterior he usually put on. “you’re a distraction,” he admitted, though he didn’t sound bothered in the least.
“only when i’m teaching you how to text?” you asked, your smile still wide.
“always,” he said with a grin, kissing you again, this time more gently, as if savouring the moment before pulling away and reaching for his phone.
he looked at the screen again, tapping at it thoughtfully. “okay, what about this one?” he asked, tapping a face with hearts for eyes. “it seems like... the right one.”
you grinned, unable to resist the warmth that filled you at how cute he was, trying so hard to understand all this. “perfect,” you whispered. “now, send it.”
bucky hesitated for a beat, then pressed send. he turned to look at you, like he was asking for your approval.
“you did it,” you said softly, heart swelling with affection. “now, you’re a pro.”
he raised his eyebrows. “am i allowed to text you good morning now?”
“whenever you want,” you said with a grin, your hand finding his and squeezing it gently. “and i’ll send you emojis all day.”
bucky looked at his phone again, glancing up at you with a fond smile. “then i’m gonna need to figure out a lot more emojis.”
“take your time,” you teased, before your lips met his once more, this time without interruption.
the apartment was dimly lit, the only light coming from the tv screen where the office was playing. you had insisted that bucky give the show a try, promising him that it was the perfect mix of awkward humour and heartwarming moments. at first, he had grumbled about it, saying something about not needing to watch “a bunch of idiots in an office.” but here you were, four episodes deep, and you could see that little spark of amusement in his eyes.
bucky had his arm draped around your shoulders, his large frame practically swallowing you up as you nestled into his side. you were curled up against him, legs tucked under you, head resting on his chest. every now and then, you could feel the rumble of his low chuckle vibrating against you whenever something on-screen caught him off guard.
“i still don’t get how that jim guy hasn’t been fired yet,” he muttered, shaking his head as jim played yet another prank on dwight. “guy’s got a death wish or somethin’.”
you smiled, turning your face up to look at him. there was a light in his eyes, the corners of his lips twitching upwards as he tried to hide how much he was actually enjoying the show. “maybe he reminds you of someone?” you teased, poking his side.
he shot you a look, all mock seriousness. “you callin’ me a troublemaker?”
“if the shoe fits,” you replied with a grin, turning back to the screen.
as the episode continued, you found yourself more focused on him than the tv. you loved seeing bucky like this, relaxed, at ease, his defences down for once. there was something so endearing about the way he’d get lost in the episodes, brows furrowing when michael said something ridiculous, or the rare moments when he’d throw his head back and laugh - a real, deep laugh that you couldn’t help but adore.
during one of those moments, as pam and jim exchanged a look, you felt his chest rumble with laughter, and it was so infectious that you couldn’t help but giggle, too. he glanced down at you, catching you staring, and for a second, it was like the rest of the world disappeared.
“what?” he asked, his voice softening.
“nothing,” you said, a little shy under his gaze. “you’re just... cute when you laugh.”
his eyebrows shot up, surprise flashing across his face before it softened into a shy smile. “yeah? well, don’t go tellin’ everyone.”
you laughed, but before you could tease him more, he suddenly shifted, tugging you closer until you were practically in his lap. your breath hitched as he wrapped both arms around you, enveloping you in his warmth.
you fit so easily against him, his hands splaying over your waist, and you could feel the steady beat of his heart under your cheek. the show kept playing in the background, but you were completely lost in the moment, the way he held you so gently despite his strength.
“you’re missing the best part,” you whispered, but your voice was soft, almost hesitant, like you didn’t really want to break the spell.
“nah,” he murmured, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of your head. “this is the best part.”
your cheeks warmed, and you couldn’t resist tilting your head back to steal a quick kiss. he met you halfway, his lips warm and surprisingly soft, his stubble scraping pleasantly against your skin.
“hmm, you taste better than jim’s pranks,” he teased, a smirk tugging at his lips when he pulled away.
you rolled your eyes but couldn’t help the smile that spread across your face. “careful, barnes, you might start liking sitcoms.”
“only if you’re watchin’ them with me,” he said, squeezing your waist gently.
you settled back into his chest, letting the familiar sounds of dunder mifflin fill the room. with one hand idly playing with the hem of your shirt, bucky seemed content, occasionally making little comments about the show under his breath that made you giggle.
as the theme song played for the next episode, you reached for your phone to check the time, but bucky’s hand covered yours, stopping you. “stay,” he murmured, his voice low, almost pleading.
you glanced up at him, surprised by the hint of vulnerability in his eyes. it wasn’t often that he asked for things so openly, but when he did, it always tugged at your heart.
“okay,” you whispered, setting your phone aside and snuggling closer, the two of you wrapped up in each other as the episodes played on, the world outside forgotten for just a little while.
the air was filled with the sounds of laughter, the occasional scream from the roller coasters, and the smell of funnel cakes and popcorn drifting through the breeze. the theme park was bustling with life, a kaleidoscope of colours and sounds that made your heart race with excitement. you could hardly contain your giddiness as you pulled bucky along by the hand, weaving through the crowd.
bucky, on the other hand, looked a little overwhelmed. his brows were furrowed as he glanced around, taking in everything like he was preparing for an ambush. it was endearing, really - the way his grip on your hand tightened every time someone bumped into you, his protective instincts kicking in.
“relax, buck, it’s just a theme park,” you teased, giving his hand a reassuring squeeze.
he grunted, still looking suspiciously at a guy in a giant mascot costume waving at children. “yeah, well, not sure i trust a place where people scream for fun.”
you couldn’t help but laugh, tugging him closer. “that’s the whole point! come on, let’s try a ride.”
you led him to the line for one of the tamer rides - a classic spinning teacup attraction. bucky eyed it warily, but he didn’t protest, letting you drag him into one of the pastel-coloured cups. once you were seated, you watched with a grin as he tried to figure out how the ride worked, his large hands gripping the metal wheel in the centre.
the ride started to spin, slowly at first, then picking up speed. you were laughing uncontrollably, the wind whipping through your hair, and when you glanced over at bucky, he had this look of pure concentration, like he was trying to out-spin everyone else.
“bucky, it’s not a competition!” you managed to gasp out between giggles.
he shot you a playful glare, a rare smile breaking through his usually stern expression. “everything’s a competition, doll.”
when the ride finally slowed to a stop, you were both a little dizzy, but you couldn’t stop smiling. you staggered out of the teacup, and bucky’s arm was instantly around your waist, steadying you. “you good?” he asked, his voice low and a little rough.
“never better,” you replied, leaning into his side.
next up was the game booths, where bucky’s competitive side really came out. you challenged him to one of those rigged carnival games where you had to knock down bottles with a baseball. he rolled his eyes at the way the game operator explained the rules, clearly unimpressed, but when it was his turn, he hit every target dead-on, not even breaking a sweat.
“show-off,” you teased, but you couldn’t hide the admiration in your voice.
“what can i say? i’m good with my hands,” he shot back with a wink, handing you the giant stuffed bear he won as a prize. your cheeks warmed, but before you could retort, he leaned down to steal a quick kiss, effectively shutting you up.
with your new teddy bear in tow, you wandered through the park, trying different snacks and taking in the sights. at one point, you insisted on getting a picture in one of those cheesy photo booths. bucky tried to protest, saying he wasn’t “photogenic,” but you dragged him in anyway.
the two of you squeezed into the tiny booth, your legs tangled together because of how little space there was. as the camera flashed, you made silly faces while bucky looked a little bewildered, but by the last frame, you managed to coax a smile out of him - a real one that made his eyes crinkle at the corners.
you couldn’t stop staring at the printed photos as they rolled out, your heart swelling at how happy he looked. he glanced over your shoulder, shaking his head with a chuckle. “gonna frame that, aren’t you?”
“damn right i am,” you said with a grin, tucking the strip of photos safely into your bag.
the sun was starting to set, the sky painted in hues of pink and orange, when you finally made your way to the roller coasters. bucky was skeptical at first, muttering something about not trusting “rusty death traps,” but you could see the way his eyes lit up with a mix of curiosity and adrenaline.
“just one ride,” you pleaded, giving him your best puppy eyes.
he sighed, but there was a hint of a smile tugging at his lips. “fine, but if we die, i’m haunting you.”
you laughed, grabbing his hand and dragging him into the line. as the coaster climbed higher and higher, you could feel the tension in bucky’s shoulders. you reached over, lacing your fingers with his. “it’s gonna be fun, trust me.”
the drop was sudden and exhilarating, your screams mixing with the rush of wind, and when you dared to peek at bucky, he had this look of pure, wild joy on his face. it was rare to see him so carefree, and it took your breath away more than the ride itself.
when you finally stumbled off the coaster, legs like jelly, bucky was grinning like a little kid, his hair windswept. “okay, that wasn’t so bad,” he admitted, looking almost bashful.
“see? i told you,” you said, wrapping your arms around his waist and leaning up to kiss his cheek. he pulled you into a proper kiss instead, right there in the middle of the bustling crowd, not caring who was watching.
“thanks for dragging me out here,” he murmured against your lips, his voice soft in a way that made your heart flutter.
“anytime, sarge,” you teased, smiling up at him.
he just shook his head, a fond look in his eyes as he pulled you closer. “you’re trouble, you know that?”
“yeah,” you said, resting your head against his chest, “but you love it.”
he just chuckled, pressing another kiss to the top of your head, and you knew he wouldn’t trade this day for anything.
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god, i figured out that the shared tango/bravo trait you kept hinting at was gonna be the death fascination long ago, but the reveal was so well done that it still felt shocking. tangos frantic panic as he keeps repeating himself in new words really gets into your head and you feel a lot of this conflict and GOD i feel for everyone in this chapter. everything is so difficult and complicated for everyone. and the ENDING???? screaming crying shitting throwing up sneezing!!!!! this chapter was well worth the wait!!!!
eyyyyy nice catch! it’s one of those things that like, i didn’t even really have to foreshadow it? that’s just how tango’s always been. all i did was put it in a different context and make everyone really think about it, and consider how other players might view that trait of his once painted in a not-so-flattering light.
not that i think irl tango’s habit of killing mobs or making farms like that is anywhere remotely near sadism, it’s just a game HAHA but in-universe, even tho killing and exploiting mobs in farms is common practice, there are certain things that just feel wrong. like killing cats and frogs, or the horror that is doc’s latest allay-powered sorter (yes i DID see the ask i got abt that i’ve just got a huge backlog atm)
so that whole conversation in general was just really fun and interesting to write, and i’m glad u enjoyed it 💃
#hels to pay au#HTP ask#ironically i’m watching tango’s hc10 stream vod rn where he chased down and killed a baby bunny LMAO#just for funzies#looks into the camera like i’m on the office
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HATE that when my brain is like ooh yes motivation and inspiration let’s draw smth! Let’s do smth productive! And I’m like GIRL. It’s time for me to go to SLEEP. You could not have picked a worse time to strike me with wanna draw jitters,
#IT’S EITHER RIGHT BEFORE BED OR WHILE I’M AT WORK.#Not when I’m at home! Sitting at my desk with my tablet RIGHT fuckin there!!!#Shima speaks#Me @ me: Why are you like this#When I’m TRYING to draw my brain’s always like haha yeah go girl give us nothing!!!#Looks into the camera like I’m on The Office
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backflips louder than anyone else in the room. HI HI HIHIHI
when your bf backflips loudly 🤨
#ooc.#looks into the camera like i’m on the office#what in the golden retriever ???#hi hI HI HI HIIII#if leslie has one fan it is me#if he doesn’t have any fans on this earth then i am an alien#ily stinky <3
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I am re-entering my rage era…. I messaged my 40yr old coworker in the private work chat to ask that he follows up with this company and he fkn copy pasted the message in an email, put quotation marks around it and sent it to them.
#smash#bite#kill#rage#how the fuck#why the fuck#i don’t even have words#primal screeching#looks into the camera like I’m on the office
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Sometimes I think about the interactions Morrowseer and Stonemover had
My headcanon is that Morrowseer was the one who came up with the tunnel idea and was sort of like Stonemover’s “project overseer” (haha get it morrowSEER)
#Morrowseer: *looks into the camera like he’s in the office*#Their designs need work I know I’m sorry#They hated each others guts what do you bet#I NEED a winglet about Stonemover#his backstory has so much potential#Wings of Fire#thing™️#wings of fire comic#wof#Morrowseer#Morrowseer wof#stonemover#stonemover wof#Sorry#Wings of Fire fanart#wof art#NightWing wof#digital art#Artists on tumblr#My art#iArtbook
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justice league beach party but i only drew halbarry. *passes away*
#hal jordan#barry allen#halbarry#green lantern#the flash#dc#my art lol#i’m full of emotions#dont have the patience to color things#i always come back to them i can never escape 💀#oh yeha barry wears a t shirt cause he’s a little insecure abt his lichtenberg scars but he’ll never actually say that yaknow like#hal will be like: it’s cause of ur scars isn’t it.#and barry always laughs at him like that’s the stupidest shit hal’s ever said in his entire life and changes the subject#hal looks at the camera like the office
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Hey btw guess what’s really hard for people with pcos to do. Guess.
Being fat means having to keep a straight face while every single doctor suggests weight loss as a possible treatment plan for your illness. PCOS? Weight loss. Hidrenitis suppurativa? Weight loss. Gastroparesis? Weight loss.
I had these problems when I weighed like a 100 pounds less so idk what y’all want from me, dudes. A lot of these problems I either had from birth (digestive problems) or they developed when I went through puberty (hair loss, cystic acne, HS, weight cycling, weird periods, pain in my abdomen where my ovaries are)
Like why would losing weight fix my hormones, or my stomach, or my skin, when all our tests show there is no discernible reason for me to have any of these problems? Other than genetics and my hormones being out of whack?
My mom, a retired physician, dead ass suggested my weight could be why I have heartburn. What does my weight haha to do with my esophageal sphincter???
Frankly we do not know how long I’ve had gastroparesis but it’s very likely it’s been causing my stomach pain, my reflux, and I think maybe my weight gain because I barely eat (bc my stomach hurts) but idk how much I’m absorbing nutrient wise if my food sits in my stomach for some 16-20 hours before exiting.
#looks into the camera like I’m on the office#my doctor even said it doesn’t even have to be a lot just 10%#and I’m like babes that seems like simultaneously a large amount and a small one#what I’m supposed to find a way to lose 10% of my body fat and keep it off forever#when my body is desperately trying to keep me gaining weight#probably because my stomach doesn’t fucking work and it thinks we’re starving
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why am i out here listening to sherlock & co audibly gasping, clapping at john’s editing choices, dancing, giggling, kicking my feet, twirling my hair-
#they got me hooked#looking into a fictional camera like I’m in the office#this podcast is my one true love#sherlock and co.#sherlock & co#sherlock and co#sherlock#johnk watson#john watson
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I love angsting about Izzy so much that sometimes I forget that time Izzy “Something LGBT Might Have Happened To You But I’m Different” Hands forced Spanish Jackie to endure a whole evening of him waxing lyrical about Blackbeard in a silly voice and drawing xs through Stede’s eyes in his journal
#*spanish jackie looks into the camera like she’s in the office*#he’s tooootally cool and chill and badass etc you guys#Izzy hands#ofmd#our flag means death#rewatching some scenes today and I’m dying omg#we truly are in a comedy I love them
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dex: olives on a pizza is fucking criminal derek
nursey: well ANCHOVIES on a pizza is serial killer behaviour william and you make me sick!
chowder: did u guys know you can… like. split a pizza. and put different toppings on each side??
dex:
nursey:
dex: why the fuck would we do that
nursey: yeah chris what???
chowder:
#christopher chow does an office style look to the camera#this is dumb i’m sorry you can scroll past#the joke is they like to share a pizza but they also like to argue about it. do u get it#william defo has anchovies btw#frogs#nurseydex#kinda
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Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
#Topaz#borderpap#Marceline#papillon#looks at the camera like I’m on The Office#(I’ve never watched a single episode of The Office)
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“...Wrong? Why would anything go wrong?”
Without further ado, a stimboard for @ask-the-biggering-onceler!
x|x|x x|x|x x|x|x
#TADAAAA :D#ohh there's SO much going on here#the first one is interesting bc i tried to avoid gifs of the outside#but this one strikes me as a moment from before the blog started#a brief moment of introspection and dwelling on the past as he looks out at the dwindling remains of the forest#though to him i’m sure any second thought about what could’ve been is a second wasted and he snaps himself out of it shortly after#THE BEAR THE TEDDY BEAR#it's a foreboding reference to the barbaloots it's a representation of the past it's everything to me :D#the spotlight for being the center of attention and scrutiny alike; loud and flashy juxtaposed with the softer candles on the other side#the gears are for the factory but note how clean it looks#showing his desperate attempts to keep his reputation intact and insist that absolutely nobody has died within the walls of this place#the velvety red fabric resembles both theater curtains (performance and the blog) and the curtains in his office#and they’re positioned opposite to the one glimpse we see of the outside world calling back to that one scene in the 1972 version#a camera for both his surveillance over thneedville and the press plus a reference to that old photo of him before his business days#the entire middle column is a brief glimpse into all the good intent that got soured along the way#while the right column represents his success and splendor#alternatively the bear and the camera could reference that one scene in hbcib with pipsqueak!#and that last one is for the extravagance of the ball!#you could say it being next to the camera means he’ll be keeping a close eye on partygoers >:3#i actually steered clear of stuff like sewing and other such manual work to show how he stands at the very top#arghh i could go on about every little part of the layout and how the different themes connect and oppose each other it's so fun!!!!! :D#anyways i hope ya like it ouo!!!#biggerler#ask the biggering onceler#stimboard#my nonsense
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i want a mockumentary sitcom star wars show
#i was imagining if the clone wars was like the office and now i can’t stop thinking about it#imagine rex looking to the camera after a 501st disaster#or cutting to confessionals during a mission#there’s no way i’m the first person to imagine this lol#star wars#the clone wars#star wars rebels#the bad batch#the mandalorian#ahsoka#tbb#tcw#me yapping
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this long form konig fic i’m working just hit 25k words and i ain’t even close to being done
#i didn’t think i could top meine perle for word count but#here we are#it’s so fucking random too lmao the concept is embarrassing as hell but i’ve cried at least twice writing this story#i’m so excited for this#also anytime i’m writing x reader and i describe the readers hair i always imagine my bald baddies looking into the camera#like jim from the office
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ppl sitting here saying mythal solas is platonic when rook can say this:
and her response is this:
#I’m looking into the damn camera like it’s the office#this game hates solavellans dawg#da:tv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#mythal
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