#Look at my old woman‚ boy.

[19melonsinatrenchcoat]

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

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There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

[bartholomewillustrated]

I made the colours look good! hoorah!! I sat here for literally ten minutes trying to think of a good witty caption and I Couldn't so enjoy some Earnest Expressions of Creation instead.

[circusinarun]

MAMA SHEEP!

I have an idea that Draxum was a little kid when there was war between humans and yōkais. At first, his father went into the yokai resistance, but after his death, his mom went there, leaving Draxum and his sisters for Avice's care

Which can lead to his hate towards humans... Yeah... Angst, but hey!

His mom survived! Yippie!

And now she's grandma! She doesn't even realize that she has grandkids :3

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Prism's concept art has been. Deeply on my mind. They had some killer ideas for her and ummm.....sobs in my hands. I love her?

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I like not posting selfies so when a thirst follow follows me back, I know it's for my personality and wit.

[ashcreepcluster]

First thing I thought: this is unforgivable. Second; why does this look like a party city sexy egyptian costume, which lead me down a winding side street of thought- is Rivain egyptian coded now. Was it ever coded as North African specifically. I thought egypt was Neverra’s whole deal. And then I thought: wheres the cougar tummy.

[nsfwitchy2]

Adam keeps just. Staring at the stairs, super tense - like he’s watching something.

There is just, absolutely nothing on the stairs

I have broken his gaze multiple times just to see if he’s spacing out but he just goes RIGHT back to staring at the stairs…

[rulesforthedance]

You guys would love the lesbian dive bar, I wish you could go with me

[spocksgotemotions]

one of the mom’s at my job was apparently very upset today because her two year old was bitten by another two year old (insanity I know) while they were fighting over toys. And it’s like yeah ma’am, I get it. But it didn’t break the skin or leave a mark, and again, they’re two. Like I get bitten like every other day, and do I complain? No! I got good at dodging AJ’s teeth

[ajaxbread]

Haley, courtesy of the non-weirdest ad I’ve gotten on tumblr

The ad in question:

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Transgender win! The woman I met through Facebook Marketplace couldn't tell my gender from my profile picture!

[hickeygender]

AUGH. was planning a trip to a big city memorial museum i've never been to before bc all my school field trips and countless later visits were to the main art and history museum. i just looked up the memorial museum, and not only do they have a REALLY cool exhibit coming up concerning a topic i'm interested in, not only do they also have a really extensive archive that available to both academics and the public upon appointment, but volunteer opportunities are available for several positions in the museum including archival assistance!!!

it's administrative duties rather than archival management (which good, people need qualifications for that) but that's literally what i'm considering getting a degree in!!! so it's not only something i'd be passionate about if my application was accepted, but if i decide to commit and enroll this fall, then that would be getting experience in the field!

[spicypussywave]

started my coach. clawing my eyes out perth is so cute sikjdfhkhdfs

[official-rolli-und-rita]

Oh yeah about my psychiatrist appointment yesterday: i passed the test with flying colors, without even studying for it, and what does my psychiatrist give me as a reward? the bastard gave me autism. Fucking bullshit

[kashilascorner]

Love that Athena knows Odysseus is the sharpest tool in the shed but also definitely not the prettiest so she just gives him ✨magical makovers✨