#Everyone assumes I must look like my profile picture - a fat five year old boy
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I like not posting selfies so when a thirst follow follows me back, I know it's for my personality and wit.
#Everyone assumes I must look like my profile picture - a fat five year old boy#Jokes on you I'm actually a fat 36 year old man#An extremely hot fat 36 year old man#I got the kinda belly that makes gainers want to forcefeed me pizza. Because I'm not fat enough for them.#A gainer once called me a twink. But he also thought Garnet Steven Universe was an Angry Black Woman™#So like his judgment is pretty suspect.#I'm like maybe a little drunk. But family reunion wine drunk not out at the bar with friends drunob#So it's not the same#post o' mine#Anyway AMA. Anons on
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