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Candy Cane Lane Trailer

Chris is desperate to win the neighborhood Christmas decorating contest. He signs a contract with an elf for the best Christmas ever. The elf's spell brings to life the 12 Days of Christmas, wreaking havoc, and Chris and his family have to break the spell to save Christmas for everyone as well as save Chris' life.

Candy Cane Lane stars Eddie Murphy, Tracee Ellis Ross, Jillian Bell, Madison Thomas, Thaddeus J. Mixson, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Robin Thede, Chris Redd, Genneya Walton, Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Lombardo Boyar, D.C. Young Fly, Danielle Pinnock, Timothy Simons, Riki Lindhome, and Stephen Tobolowsky. Reginald Hudlin directs the film.

Candy Cane Lane hits Prime on December 1, 2023.

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Unraveling the Laughter: Exploring the Unexpected Brilliance of BIG ASS SPIDER!

The 2013 film BIG ASS SPIDER! initially faced skepticism and low expectations, typical of many SyFy Channel productions. However, behind its bold title and seemingly campy premise lies a hidden gem that surprises and entertains in unexpected ways. Upon its release on DVD and Blu-ray, BIG ASS SPIDER! was met with doubt and hesitation from potential viewers. The SyFy Channel’s reputation for…

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Candy Cane Lane (2023) Review

Chris Carver loves nothing more than Christmas and he is truly determined to win the neighbourhoods annual decorating contest. In order to ensure he wins he makes a pact with Pepper an Elf which brings the 12 days of Christmas to life! ⭐️⭐️ Continue reading Untitled

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Title: Happy Feet

Rating: PG

Director: George Miller

Cast: Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Brittany Murphy, Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Hugo Weaving, Anthony LaPaglia, Elizabeth Daily, Magda Szubanski, Miriam Margolyes, Carlos Alazraqui, Lombardo Boyar, Jeffrey Garcia, Johnny A. Sanchez, Fat Joe, Alyssa Shafer

Release year: 2006

Genres: comedy

Blurb: Emperor penguins find their soulmates through song, but Mumble can't sing. Fortunately, he can tap dance up a storm!

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Eddie Murphy seeks to restore the Christmas spirit in this amusing trailer for Candy Cane Lane.

For the first time since their 1992 blockbuster, Boomerang, director Reginald Hudlin, Murphy, and producer Brian Grazer return for the film. This festive comic adventure stars Eddie Murphy as a man on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decorating contest. Candy Cane Lane's trailer was released on Wednesday.

Chris (Eddie Murphy) unwittingly makes a bargain with a mischievous elf named Pepper (Jillian Bell) to improve his chances of winning, and she performs a magical spell that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life, wreaking havoc on the entire town. Chris, his wife Carol (Tracee Ellis Ross), and their three children must race against the time to break Pepper's influence, battle deviously magical figures, and save Christmas for everyone. The picture is produced by Brian Grazer, p.g.a., Eddie Murphy, Karen Lunder, p.g.a., Charisse Hewitt-Webster, and Doug Merrifield, and directed by Reginald Hudlin and written by Kelly Younger. The film will be available on Prime Video on December 1, 2023, and will star Eddie Murphy, Tracee Ellis Ross, Jillian Bell, Thaddeus J. Mixson, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Robin Thede, Chris Redd, Genneya Walton, Madison Thomas, Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Lombardo Boyar, D.C. Young Fly, Danielle Pinnock, Timothy Simons, Riki Lindhome, and Stephen Tobolowsky.

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CALIFICACIÓN PERSONAL: 5 / 10

Título Original: Big Ass Spider!

Año: 2013

Duración: 85 min

País: Estados Unidos

Dirección: Mike Mendez

Guion: Gregory Gieras. Historia: Shaked Berenson

Música: Ceiri Torjussen. Canción: Storm Large

Fotografía: Benji Bakshi

Reparto: Greg Grunberg, Lin Shaye, Ray Wise, Clare Kramer, Patrick Bauchau, Lloyd Kaufman, Lombardo Boyar, Sarah Oliver, Alexis Peters, James C. Mathis III

Productora: Epic Pictures, Film Entertainment Services, Snowfort Pictures, ICE Animations, Syfy

Género: Action; Adventure; Comedy

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Candy Cane Lane Teaser Trailer

Chris wants to win his neighborhood's Christmas home decoration contest. Naturally, he makes a deal with a mischievous elf named Pepper to better his chances as winning. Pepper "casts a magic spell that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life and wreaks havoc on the whole town. At the risk of ruining the holidays for his family, Chris, his wife Carol, and their three children must race against the clock to break Pepper’s spell, battle deviously magical characters and save Christmas for everyone." (Prime Video)

Candy Cane Lane stars Eddie Murphy, Jillian Bell, Tracee Ellis Ross, Genneya Walton, Thaddeus J. Mixson, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Robin Thede, Chris Redd, Madison Thomas, Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Lombardo Boyar, D.C. Young Fly, Danielle Pinnock, Timothy Simons, Riki Lindhome, and Stephen Tobolowsky. Reginald Hudlin directs from a screenplay by Kelly Younger

Candy Cane Lane hits Prime Video on December 1, 2023.

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Bad movie I have Some Kind of Beautiful 2014

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Happy Feet (2006)

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Now I probably have to watch Denny’s forehead for movement.

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HIGHLIGHT:

INT. CRANE, POOL, & SHORE OFFICES (HALLWAY) - DAY

PAUL, DENNY, BRAD & BYRON are discussing the case.

BYRON (extremely irate) We now have to go to court?

PAUL No, we are confident we'll be able to handle this---

BYRON I hire one of the biggest law firms in Boston...

He eyes DENNY.

BYRON Definitely one of the most expensive, and I'm being neutralized by 'Salmon Man'? Who happens to be your son?

He points at DENNY and narrows his eyes.

DENNY reacts, ready for a fight.

DENNY Let me tell you something, Byron.

He takes a few steps towards BYRON.

The client stands his ground and DANNY gives him THE FACE (like one of those warrior masks.

PAUL Um, Brad Chase is...

BYRON doesn't know what to make of DENNY's gesture.

PAUL looks at DENNY: knock it off!

PAUL ...one of our finest litigators.

BRYON looks BRAD up and down.

PAUL He will handle this.

BRAD winks and nods to BYRON reassuringly.

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My verdict of the episode: 6/10

Link to the timestamp commentary: None

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Coco, 2017

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Title: Coco

Rating: PG

Director: Lee Unkrich

Cast: Anthony Gonzalez, Gael García Bernal, Benjamin Bratt, Alanna Ubach, Renée Victor, Jaime Camil, Alfonso Arau, Herbert Siguenza, Lombardo Boyar, Ana Ofelia Murguía, Sofía Espinosa, Dyana Ortelli

Release year: 2017

Genres: fantasy, family, adventure, music, comedy

Blurb: Despite his family’s baffling generations-old ban on music, Miguel dreams of becoming an accomplished musician like his idol, Ernesto de la Cruz. Desperate to prove his talent, Miguel finds himself in the stunning and colourful Land of the Dead following a mysterious chain of events. Along the way, he meets charming trickster Héctor, and together, they set off on an extraordinary journey to unlock the real story behind Miguel’s family history.

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Big Ass Spider! (2013)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

With a name like Big Ass Spider! you’re not sitting down expecting the film to be good - only entertaining. It's neither. Badly acted, with irritating characters born from a lousy and predictable script, this creature feature is topped with special effects so bad my Playstation 2 wouldn’t take it out to prom even if it promised to put out. I found it insufferable.

Arachnid expert and exterminator Alex Mathis (Greg Grunberg) gets wind of an abnormally large spider the U.S. military is desperate to find. Teaming up with hospital bodyguard José Ramos (Lombardo Boyar), Alex believes he can take down the rapidly-growing threat and impress Lieutenant Karly Brant (Clare Kramer) at the same time.

With its broad characters, extended sequences of gory carnage, ample destruction and “don’t take us too seriously because we know our movie sucks” tone, you see what the movie is trying to do but that’s a lazy man’s approach. Director Mike Mendez could’ve probably made a decent movie despite the low budget. He instead chose to make a throwback to bad movies from back in the day… by making a bad movie with CGI instead of puppets, stop-motion or camera tricks. If you’re going to release a product for others to consume, make something worth seeing instead of an extended inside joke.

Big Ass Spider! begins on the wrong note with a loser protagonist (not to be confused with a down-on-their-luck protagonist) that hits non-stop on anything with a pair of breasts (unless she’s played by Lin Shaye, who is in and out of the movie quick but manages to put a permanent stain on her IMDB page). Team him up with an idiotic Mexican stereotype and you’ve got the cinematic equivalent of a rusty cheese grater being raked across your skull. What’s worse is that the plot is so basic you know exactly what’s going to happen. This means counting down each singular second until the two people who have known each other for less than a day and exchanged maybe a dozen sentences (most under unpleasant circumstances) get together. Then the film’s got the audacity to set itself up for a sequel!

It's always annoying when a giant monster doesn’t make any noise off-camera or can manage to sneak up on people. This film takes those problems to a whole new level. Some of the blame must be put on the extras who are quickly turned into monster chow. They're all so unconvincing even under good direction they would’ve been looking straight into the camera or in the opposite direction of the spider. It’s as if no attempt whatsoever was made to preserve the continuity or make this film the least bit credible. If the people involved didn’t care, why should I?

Big Ass Spider! ends on a rushed, slap-dash note that came as a relief. It meant I could stop watching and do anything else, like scoop out kitty litter by hand or get punched in the face, for example. I hated Big Ass Spider!. Hated the hero, hated his kinda racist sidekick even more and hated the general lack of effort. I can’t forget about this film soon enough. (On DVD, January 31, 2018)

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Eddie Murphy tries to preserve Christmas in Candy Cane Lane, which will premiere on Prime Video on December 1st.

Candy Cane Lane will be available on Prime Video worldwide on December 1, 2023. On October 12, a teaser trailer will be released. Eddie Murphy is bringing his renowned comedic abilities to his first holiday feature! For the first time since their 1992 blockbuster, Boomerang, director Reginald Hudlin, Murphy, and producer Brian Grazer return for the film. Kelly Younger wrote the screenplay, which was inspired by his own holiday memories on Candy Cane Lane in El Segundo, California.

The first trailer was released on Tuesday, and it stars Eddie Murphy, Tracee Ellis Ross, Jillian Bell, Thaddeus J. Mixson, Ken Marino, Nick Offerman, Robin Thede, Chris Redd, Genneya Walton, Madison Thomas, Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Lombardo Boyar, D.C. Young Fly, Danielle Pinnock, Timothy Simons, Riki Lindhome, and Stephen Tobolowsky. This festive comic adventure stars Eddie Murphy as a man on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decorating contest. After Chris (Eddie Murphy) unwittingly makes a bargain with a scheming elf named Pepper (Jillian Bell) to improve his chances of winning, she performs a magical enchantment that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life and causes chaos throughout the town. Chris, his wife Carol (Tracee Ellis Ross), and their three children must race against the time to break Pepper's influence, battle deviously magical figures, and save Christmas for everyone. Candy Cane Lane will be available on Prime Video worldwide on December 1, 2023. On October 12, a teaser trailer will be released.