#Alan Shore

[allmyandroids]

AWWEEE LOOKATHIMST HESSOCUTEANDTINY IMGOING INSANE 🥺🥹💕

my litol bean🤏🏻🌱

[jimmyspades]

BOSTON LEGAL 2.10 “Legal Deficits”

[elyonholic]

@pscentral event 30: friendship ↳ Alan Shore and Denny Crane — Boston legal

[pomegratea]

i love you alan shore i wish lawyers were real

[rreynyaa]

alan shore i will never hate you.

hes just so!!!! silly....

[bitseybloom]

OK, everyone. I'm a little playlist-manic and impulsively make ones for characters/actors/films that I love. Here are my Spader-oriented ones. I hope you enjoy it if you are interested in any of those.

[wretchie]

parks and rec x boston legal crossover of all time ?? ?

[thatwholethingwiththeduck]

the balcony bromance shows of the 2000s: some notes

(boston legal, 5 seasons, 2004-08 / house md, 8 seasons, 2004-12)

you will wonder, how do these guys keep their jobs i mean seriously, in many episodes

there is a balcony where the two male main characters + coworkers hang out + have homoerotic moments

the younger man is played by an actor who was a very beautiful boy in an iconic 1980s movie; said movie will be referenced by name in an episode

the older man is played by an actor best known for another iconic role like say maybe a useless foppish British gentleman or a starship captain; this role will outstrip it

candace bergen appears, delivers killer put-downs

john larroquette appears, is john larroquette

moderate drinking

copious drinking

many many beautiful women and attractive men will come and go in the cast, sometimes without explanation; the two guys will be there for all of it, come hell or high water

the guys in question love women, love them love them love them, one of them has been married multiple times, the other is a slut with one dark haunting woman behind him, but they will nevertheless end up together in a life-changing situation when the series finishes

someone has a sex doll and is overly fond of her

character gets away with murder

character gets away with malpractice

someone says ‘lock and load’ while wielding a weapon in the workplace (water pistols count shut up)

one of the actors involved pretends there is no homoeroticism whatsoever; has absolutely never played one half of an iconic queer-coded couple ever before nope nope nope

smoking cigars, phallically

meredith hope eaton appears + does some groundbreaking stuff on representing characters with dwarfism

jail time

character sees psychiatrist played by someone about to become best known for iconic comedy role rather than previous serious roles (sue sylvester, captain holt)

autistic characters that main characters understand in ways that others don’t, for what are obvious reasons to 2020s viewers

the Only Sane Woman has a thing for one of the guys and lets them away with more than is reasonable given her position of responsibility

epic, destructive jealousy and meddling when your best boy friend starts hanging out with someone else

character says something insanely un-PC and/or downright offensive to someone, then makes life better for same someone using their mad professional skillz

you will wonder, but seriously are these guys sleeping together because that would make this plot moderately less insane, often

you will never wonder, do these guys love each other; the show doesn't work if they don't

[robertcurlyfornia]

alan shore (and james spader btw) is so fucking kissable!!!

[jtspaderstills]

something about him smoking is just sooooo—

[jimmyspades]

[ds9slut]

I have just one screenshot from Boston Legal and it is this:

Oh my God Alan 🫠

[pomegratea]

okay so i officially started boston legal and i love him already

[robertismyboyfriend]

In this episode he puts on a show with his ass

Boston Legal 2x21 💥❤️‍🔥🥵🍑

[sofiaherzen]

shirley + being tortured via musical number

3x03 / 3x08 / 4x12