#Lols

[aniseandspearmint]

People the world over, united in making ball jokes

song: 其实都没有 - 于冬然 (remix not on youtube)

[aniseandspearmint]

Fun question, because idk if this makes my family weird or not!

I grew up with a bowl of black olives (as in a can of whole ones, drained and put in a bowl) on the table on major holidays. I mentioned this to someone recently and they were baffled. I realized this might have been just a my family thing.

Thoughts? Opinions?

[themandazepanda]

[dyingroses]

[fl00mie]

crackships go brrrr (they have the same voice actor)

fresh ink by @/comyet

[kassidyin]

I decided the draw the trio again.

Characters belong to: @zeddyzi

I love your sillies.

[reddit-007]

On being a scientist Click Here ...

[isaacparents]

IBC Rootbeer bottles used to look like this, so they looked like beer bottles from a distance. My siblings and I adored root beer so we got this stuff whenever we were able, so one day we’re sitting on the curb pounding our root beers after a bike ride in a hot day and we got to watch a guy look shocked at us, speak with his wife clearly thinking that he is seeing children drinking beer in public, then the wife telling him that it’s root beer.

Gotta get the little guy a steamed milk next time we do a Starbucks run with him along.

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[spicy-apple-pie]

guys, what would you do if i made Commissioner Jim Gordan into a catboy?

[liaragaming]

Solas as a spirit of wisdom that no one listened to is fucking wild.

Like, June's claim to fame is that he created the eluvians. It's such a great monumental achievement. And Solas just... makes his own mirror that is able to connect to all of the others. And none of the gods have any idea how the fuck he did it.

Why wouldn't you make an effort to have that guy on your team?

Also... can you imagine how often he pissed them off like that?

[28ms28]

[bapple117]

Doodle page for my OC, Birch! Yet again I wrote a reader-insert fic that turned into an OC LMAO *wheezes*

They are a shapeshifter, but one of the plot points of my fic The Theraprist is that they make a Euclidean form for themselves 👀💜

Bill is LOCKED IN !!!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ruins-and-rewritez]

AU where Matthias lives but instead of trying to convince the others Fjerdans that they should change their ways and except Grisha as normal members of society he just shows up at the Drüskelle headquarters and makes out with Nina in front of all the other guys while making direct eye contact with them, breaks away, says "this could be you" and then they just leave, and all the Drüskelle are like "damn my hormones I want a hot witch waifu too" and they collectively realize that that won't happen unless they leave the Grisha alone

[themandazepanda]