Watching Lola (2024) dir. by Nicola Peltz Beckham
here are my thoughts as I watched:
-ok, so the monotone narrating isn't doing this movie any favors but the cinematography looks interesting, music choice (somber sounding strings) is alright too
-ok I'm two and a half minutes into the movie and 90 percent of it has been closeups of Lola's face? Girl, let us see the environment! What's important to Lola, what does her room look like how does she start her day?
-the character goes to bed...with makeup on? um okay
-her bro says "five more minutes" as she tries to wake him. I kid you not
-hmm so the initial interaction with her family tells me nothing about Lola other than she cares about her brother. It doesn't tell me that she hates her mom or her boyfriend (she didn't say a word to them before leaving)
-aaaaand we're back to closeups of her face
-girl where is your dialogue? Ten minutes into this movie and maybe 2 minutes tops of total dialogue has been spoken
-Ok, since I'm ten minutes in I really think these closeups of faces as opposed to seeing the characters in their environment are gonna be a problem. Also, if I hadn't already read the synopsis I wouldn't know what her main struggle was. Is it a monotonous life in a nowhere town? Which would honestly be a totally valid storyline, plenty of interesting characters want more interesting lives than the ones they have.
-aaaaaan another another scene with closeups of characters faces
-these actresses portraying the mom and the church lady so far are the highlight of the movie
-ok lola and Arlo are putting makeup on, the mom actress is really hitting it out of the park not just in super emotional scenes but in calm scenes as well you can really feel her anxiety
-Scene of Lola putting Arlo to bed. ok, she really needs to speak at least at a volume 50 instead of 20 why is she murmuring and whispering?
-GIRL please talk louder
-GIRL ENOUGH WITH THE FACE CLOSEUPS PLZ
-Lola is sitting with her boyfriend(?) and talking, she sounds very bored. Also, the scenes so far feel very jumbled together, what movie am I watching? I still wouldn't know what the main storyline is if I hadn't read summaries of the movie
-Girl, Nicola, please get some acting classes or some more training I'm begging you. Don't use the fact you're rich and everyones being mean to you about it as some sort of cross to bear that is not an excuse to half ass this! Look at Emerald Fennell look at the Mara sisters look at Bryce Dallas Howard they got acting chops please you got the resources now PUT THEM TO USE GIRL
-I just realized I don't know her friend's name???? Did I miss it? What is her friend's name?
-I feel like there's not enough movement in the shots of this movie? Its adding to the boredom
-We don't need another closeup of Lola's immaculately made up face GAWD PLZ
-that scene with her mom demanding her son back should have been longer I think
-holy shit I wasn't seeing things this character really sleeps in her makeup asdfghjkl
-look, far be it from me to say how a scene should go after a character has just been raped but I think the scene should have been a tad different than ANOTHER EFFING CLOSEUP OF HER FACE
-she woke up the next day and I kid you not she has MAKEUP again like sure a character can be beautiful with flawless skin blah blah but I highly doubt a character who has just been raped would be waking up from sleep with FLAWLESS smokey eyes (think the kind of smokey eye you would wear to a wedding or the club)
-the characters aren't connecting with each other very well. I'm not finding myself going aww what a good friendship they have or what have you
-oh damn her brother just died and what do we get? ANOTHER FACE CLOSEUP and her character not saying anything when the mom comes to berate her. ok and then after the mom leaves we get a whole two minutes (I counted) of her looking prettily anguished and artfully dropping a couple of tears then she goes on a bender and the focus REMAINS on her face...why
-let me get this straight. Lola is at rock bottom, puking and whatnot and somehow still has flawless makeup. alright
-i'm so sick of these face shotsssss please please please stop
-ah yes, trauma can totally be overcome just by sheer willpower and leaving your town (you know what they say, wherever you go there you are)
aaand the movie is over.
I give it a 2/10.
It could have been a great concept in better hands. Nicola wrote, directed and starred in this so imo maybe that's why the film turned out the way it did because more than likely she wasn't receptive to creative ideas and criticism during the writing the filming (or even during editing) stage, some of those ideas could have made the film better? idk but the film didn't suck because she's a billionaire's daughter, the film sucked because (in my opinion) it was a poorly directed checklist of cliches where the main focus seemed to be showing how pretty Lola was. (I'm NOT joking about those face closeups, they're like 75 percent of the freaking movie it feels like)
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