#Loki the Flying Squirrel

[inserthumanname]

Finally, IT'S DONE. When i heard that there was supposed to be an anti-Chaotix group but they only went as far as calling them the Orderix i was like "well don't mind if i do" and these guys are the result, maybe i'll do an individual page for each. Also that "D" gave me more trouble than a letter should have.

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Nico Robin!Reader with Loki, Buddha, Tesla, Beelzebub, Jack, Ares, Hermes, Rudra, Hades, Hercules and Platonic Zerofuku

She fights against Athena or some brutish god that doesn’t care about destroying Human History, which angers her and she smiles as she reveals her ‘Devilish Side’ (Using Demonio Fleur, which horrifies her opponent and they’re begging for mercy, only for Reader to break their spine) when some random god says her win doesn’t count because she ‘Cheated’ she uses her power and… crushes his balls (I love Robin she’s my queen 💖)

she calls (Love) a Squirrel when he eats with his cheeks stuffed with food (She calls Loki adorable when he messes up with his transformations) and her dark sense of humor keeps people on their toes

-As you walked out, following Athena’s over the top entrance, many were a little disappointed, as you didn’t seem anything special, you weren’t dancing or doing any fancy moves, you weren’t even holding a weapon! How are you going to fight Athena of all goddesses with no weapons?!

-Athena smirked down at you, but she was a little surprised, seeing that you didn’t look at all bothered, as the humans cheered for you. It was a little odd, as you remembered, for most of your life, humans were hunting you, wanting the bounty on your head, believing the government that you were a demon and needed to be destroyed.

- As the fight started, you crossed your arms in front of you, “Mil Fleur: Gigantesco Mano!!” hands started to surround you, forming into something bigger and bigger, before two massive hands appeared and you controlled them, swinging out to open-hand strike at Athena who only barely blocked the first one, but was sent flying with the second one.

-Many were stunned, seeing your abilities, several were shouting that this ability was illegal- but Zeus did relent, as it was a part of you when you had died, it was legal, but that still didn’t please everyone.

-You and Athena traded blows back and forth and you were panting heavily, injured and you needed to wrap this battle up soon. Athena then smirked and changed her own form, to be one that towered over you, the same size of her statue in Athens as she smirked down at you, “How will you handle this?!”

-You just smirked, stunning her as you closed your eyes for a moment, gathering what strength you had left, “Demonio Fleur~” eyes went wide as your own body seemed to grow and grow, your skin turning to almost pitch black with a red tint, horns and wings sprouting from your body, making you look like an actual demon.

-Many were terrified to see this form, but so many were also stunned, seeing that you could transform into a demon, despite being a human.

-Athena was terrified of you, demanding you to get back, shocking so many, as she was regarded as one of the bravest gods, and many were shouting for you to let her go as you managed to grab her. She was still trying to insult you, trying to break free as you both started screaming, you from overexerting yourself, and her from pain as well as trying to get out.

-You then shouted out, “Gran Jacuzzi Clutch!!” and a sickening snap echoed through the arena, as you broke Athena’s back and she went limp in your arms, dying.

-Your demonic form faded as she fell to the ground and you were gasping for air, exhausted from the battle, but you couldn’t help but smile, hearing the cheers for you as you had won the whole tournament.

-Zues approached you as you stood, as he had promised, if humanity won this final match, he would grant your wish, and you stunned everyone by smiling, “Bring everyone back.” Zeus was surprised, hearing your wish, but he couldn’t help but chuckle, “Perhaps you’re not a demon at all, Y/N.”

-You just turned, walking away from him as everyone was reforming, as you needed to get to the infirmary, “No- others were the ones who made me like this. But I will wear the crown if it fits.”

-Another god, who couldn’t believe that you defeated Athena, shouted at you, “You cheated- that power of yours isn’t fair!!” you looked up at him and he froze as two hands appeared and everyone around him froze as you grabbed his balls, crushing them, making all men around fear you, or at least fear insulting you- you were quite cruel when you wanted to be.

-Your words stunned many, hearing that you weren’t a cruel person, but others deemed you one, claiming you were evil, and you remember a time in your life when you were, doing vile things , but after you met your captain- no… your family, you only did bad things to protect them and yourself. They had given you a second chance when nobody else would, and you wouldn’t let anyone who didn’t earn it take it from you.

-You were resting in the infirmary when one of the nurses said you had a guest and you opened your eyes, curious as to who was coming and when Zerofuku walked in, you couldn’t help but smile softly, welcoming him.

-Immediately he was across the room, lunging into your arms, which made you giggle softly, hugging him close as he sniffled softly, “I’m so glad you’re okay!” when he pulled back, tears streaming down his face, you couldn’t help but smile softly, brushing the tears from his cheeks, “I’m okay now, Zerofuku.”

-He sniffled again, “Pinkie promise?” you just smiled, knowing the truth behind pinkie promises, showing your more morbid sense of humor as you showed him both of your pinkies, “Which one do you want if I’m lying?”

-He froze, realizing what you had just said before he started wailing loudly, hugging you around his neck as you giggled softly before you heard another knock at the door.

-(Love) walked in, giving you a slightly exasperated look, “Really Y/N- you know you shouldn’t joke about things like that.” Your hand hid your lips as you giggled softly, Zerofuku pulling back to rub at his eyes as (Love) came over, sitting on the opposite side before he wrapped his arms around you, sagging into your embrace, “I’m so glad you’re okay.” You smiled softly, lifting a hand to stroke at the back of his neck, “I decided long ago that nobody was going to kill me unless if they earned it the hard way.” (Love) couldn’t help but chuckle- he knew that you were strong, you wouldn’t go down easily as your two boys, your lover and your adopted son, both doted on you as you were still recovering.

            -Beelzebub, Hades, Hermes, Rudra, and Jack

-Immediately ran in and joined Zerofuku, hugging the both of you, crying loudly, “You’re okay!!” you couldn’t help but giggle, as he knew you were okay if you were making dark jokes like this, like normal. Seeing both of them crying crocodile tears, which did make you think of your old boss, Crocodile, crying, which was rather amusing to think about, you did try to calm them down, “You’re going to give yourself puffy eyes and cheeks- you’ll look just a like a couple of squirrels.” They both sniffled in unison, which you did think was adorable, a giggle rising out of you as you hugged them to you, happy that you won- you had them both in your arms again.

            -Loki, Buddha, Nikola, Ares, and Hercules

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#116 Total Hunk!

Child!Y/n: Lu bu, on a scale from one to five, you scored a three

Child!Lu bu: Yes! Yes!

The scene pauses and a "Datable" stamp is stamped on Lu Bu

Child!Y/n: This will limit your dating pool to widows, lady plumbers and convicts!~

Child!Lu bu: I still consider this a victory

Child!Y/n*Walks to Raiden Next*Raiden! Your score is...*Looks at the paper and backs away in discust*-Eesh! You know, scores don't really matter, You should just focus on being you~*Pats Raiden shoulder*

The scene pauses and a "Questionable" stamp is stamped on Raiden

Child!Y/n: Heracles, on a scale from one to five you scored.. a twelve?*Looks at the Greek Boy in shock*

Child!Heracles: Mama was right all along! I am the world's most perfect man!*Gets spotlighted and doves fly at him landing on his head and shoulders*

The scene pauses and a "Total Hunk" stamp is stamped on Heracles who grins at the camera, Title card: Final Thoughts

Child!Y/n: Love is all around us. And if it seems like you two aren't the right fit, force it! *Hits the table with a tiny fist but then, The two squirrels from the montage come up to you* Oh, no! The squirrels! They're back! Aaah! *The squirrels attack you*

Child!Y/n*picks up a stuffed rhino* Save me, Mr. Rhino! Save me!?!- *clubs squirrels*

-Video ends-

Loki*Laughing his ASS off and looks at Adam and Eve*PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S MORE!?

Thor*Raises his hand*...I also wanna see more

Poseidon*Is replaying that scene of you fighting the squirrels*...Even as a kid, they were chaotic...

Hades:...IS THAT WHERE CERBERUS WENT!?-

Part 2 of:

[thomase1]

Asgard, land of... aphrodisiacs?

My masterlist

How fast an innocent litte fic can turn into pure filth:

Pairing: Boss!LokixFem!Employee!Reader

Warnings: Smut, Boss/Employee dynamics, Sex-Pollen trope, effects of the sex-pollen-toxin described, obedient reader, overstimulation, praise kink, soft Loki, biting [by reader], outdoor sex, fluff, touch of angst if you squint

Wordcount:~3.300

Deviders by @harlequin-hangout

If someone had predicted today's events to you, you might have thought them crazy. But let's start at the beginning.

You are Lokis assistant, or how he likes to put it, maid. He had to get back to Asgard for his parents annual feast and you came along since, well, its your job.

Loki is a strict boss, he has you call him my lord or sir for example, while he rarely ever calls you by a professinal name. Truth be told, he only calls you by your name if you truely messed up.

He was reluctant to even hire an assistent, but since all of the famous heros of earth do, he was practically forced to hire one. Your job mostly consits of keeping him from ruining his reputation; which was alredy hard enough to restore given his past history. This consists of managing his social media accounts as well as public appearences.

What also took a lot of time was keeping the fans at bay. The emails, dm's and letters are mostly benign, but the abundance of them gathering at public events was always scary. His old adress got leaked at the very start of your employment.

You went over to talk about an upcoming event, shocked as you saw the crowd of people swarming the house. Even the garden, they jumped the fence. None the less, you fought your way to the door, pulling out the spare keys he gave you. Seeing the door open, the fans nearly trampled you had it not been for Loki pulling you inside the last second.

That day, when you were trapped inside the house for hours until the coast cleared, you truely talked to another. Discovering a shared love for litrature, nature and music. Before that day, you thougt of him as a stuck-up dickhead, after it, you though of him as a stuck-up dickhead with a damaged soul.

And you felt he no longer only tolorated you but actually began appreciating your assistance.

Arriving in asgard you noticed one thing: away from the day to day buisness and irritating city, he is far more relaxed. Still, you know that can change at any moment would you make a mistake, take a joke too far for instance.

He shows you the fairground in the city of Asgard, the beautiful castle and its gardens. The gardens are glorious. Homey conservatorys with small sitting areas are dottet around; rainbows dancing inside as the sun hits the colored glass. Loki insisted you get up so you can visit the next sight of his home, you would have fallen asleep in a hammock if he hadnt.

Said sight is the forests outside of the city. The walk there was already spectacular, seeing how the people of asgard live, but the forest was even better. Its unlike anything you could have imagined, the giant moss covered trees gave a sense of security, yet left you feeling tiny and insignificant in their presence. At one point a giant moss covered root lead the way across a river, it was very slippery but also impressive.

Calming bird songs sound in harmony with cicadas and crickets; if they were a thing on asgard, they at least sound like the familiar animals back at home.

Small creatures glide from branch to branch, unaware of your presence. They seem to be some sort of flying squirrel, never have you seen anything that adorable. After a while they pop back into their little den, out of your sight.

Not long after that, you spot another interesting creature. Fireflies. But not like the ones back home, these glow even at daytime. The small purple and turquoise beetles swirl around the air, a hand full of purples after one turquoise.

To your questions, Loki explained that the females glow turquoise, the males purple. Their dances are mesmerizing, to the extend where you forget to watch your step.

You stumble and fall down a small hill, right into some thorned bushes.

They look a little like blackberry bushes. At least they hurt just as much. He had warned you to watch where you're going, now it's obvious why.

Loki is quick to help you, gracefully walking down helping you untangle the thorny vines from your form. "I'm sorry darling. I should have warned you the ground is loose.", he looks at you with guilt, trying to unwrap your calf and shin. "No, you warned me plenty. I should have watched my step, the fireflies distracted me.", you sniffle from his attempts to free you, once he gets a tendril off, it pierces another part of your flesh.

"They got you really badly. There is something I should probably tell you though.", he rips the last one off your arm like a bandaid, so it won't get you again. "What is it?", you ask him, rubbing your side to ease the growing burn sensation. "They contain a toxin. Now it is not lethal before you panic. However, in Asgard it is often used as... aphrodisiac.", he looks away embarrassed. "Wha-what?! So- so what does that mean, what is going to happen?", you ask shyly. "You will feel its effects soon. I just hope it won't be too unpleasant for you. We should get back so I can look up if there are past occurrences where a non-Asgardian ingested the toxin.", he lays a hand to the small of your back, guiding you out of the ditch.

You mentally curse at the fact he had to give up the tesseract. It would have been a blessing to teleport back, walking becoming unbearably painful. Every step set your skin on fire, every movement of your hip heightened the frustration within you. Your panties are thoroughly soaked.

Seeing Loki walk in front of you isn't helping either. He is a gorgeous being. Unmistakably a god.

You stifle a lustful sound from fleeting you as you catch sight of his hips. Pants ever so tight around his thighs and ass. His broad shoulders strain against his shirt. It's been a challenge not to ogle him constantly.

"My lord?", you groan, forcing yourself to keep up with your boss's pace. "Yes Darling?" Your stomach tightens at the usual nickname, "May I ask what the symptoms of this aphrodisiac are? For asgardians at least?". He stops walking and turns around, taking in your form. At this point, your skin glistens with sweat, your thighs are pressed together and you are panting heavily. "You are feeling its effects?"he asks concerned. You only nod, squeezing your eyes shut and biting your cheek.

You hear the gravel under his boots as he walks to you, his hand startling you as it grips your upper arm. He hums, "I can feel you warming up even through your clothes.". For a moment, there is silence, only the soft chirping of birds from the treetops.

That is until you groan as something that feels like a cramp rips through your lower abdomen. "I know of a spot where we can sit comfortably. Since I don't think we will make it back in time." You whimper at his words but know it's true, so you nod and let him lead you off the trail.

After a short walk, you got to the destination. A spot covered by thick moss, so thick, it looks like a plush mattress. Loki conjures a blanket, draping it over the moss and gesturing for you to sit. You could say it's comfortable, if your whole body wasn't on fire leaving you to squirm trying to ease the burn. He sat down next to you, eyeing your movements with concern, "It's rather uncomfortable I see. It progressed quicker than it does usually.". "And how do you know what is the usual?", you groan. He smirks, "One gets quite adventurous in over a thousand years of living in one place.", he says simply.

"Oh, I see... So uhm, what are the symptoms exactly?", you try to change the subject back since the imagination of Loki under the effects of this drug really isn't helping your nether regions. "Of course. It starts off with burning where your skin has been pierced. That burn will soon consume your whole body, your temperature will rise and your nerve endings will feel everything with higher intensity. That's when the growing ache in your core will start, your knees weak and body tense."

You listen intently but notice you have passed every stage he is listing, making you concerned for what will happen after those. "How long does it usually take for it to get to the... aching bit.", you clear your throat, growing more and more humiliated to discuss such matters with your boss. "A couple of hours. It's the build up that is so thrilling, making it interesting.", he eyes you, focusing on the way you shift around on the soft blanket. "Sir, I have surpassed every state you just listed and it's been less than an hour.", you say nervous. His lips thin and his eyes lose their stern expression usually anchored deep inside of them. "It looks like it is progressing quicker in midgardians. Come to think of it, that makes sense, asgardians have a higher muscle density. You did get a pretty high dose of it as well..."

You try to listen intently to him, you really do, but it's getting unbearable. The fabric of your jeans feels rough on your skin, constricting almost. And your sex... you have officially soaked through your panties and jeans.

"What comes after... Am I going to get sick? I feel so warm, somethings not right.", you groan, rolling up the sleeves of your shirt. "The painful part. If not treated, it will leave your body aching and spasming for hours. Your flesh is growing hotter and hotter. Y/n, we must act on it now, it... it could very well be that you experience these symptoms with a higher intensity. As I told you, I am not certain if any other midgardian has been exposed to this plant. I am worried for you.", he tells you earnestly, shifting closer to lay a hand on your knee, a whimper confirming his suspicions. "Darling, you are in pain, aren't you?" Your eyes dart to the hand on your knee, then your own. Reluctantly, you nod, knowing you cannot lie or hide things from him. He looks at you with pity and concern, moving his hand to your shoulder. You whimper from that slight touch alone; your skin like a burning fire, his hand cooling you down, relieving the burn. You push against his hand, earning a content scoff from him.

"I'm going to help relieve your discomfort now. Is that alright?", he strokes your cheek, making you sigh. "Please", you breathe, closing your eyes from embarrassment. He pushes you back slightly, "Lay back for me darling, I am going to help you.".

You do as you're told.

"I will make no show of it, I think you want to feel better as fast as possible.", he hovers over you, one arm next to your shoulder, the other making its way to your zipper. "Just help me, please-", you sob. He hurriedly pulls down your jeans and panties, hissing at the sight, "Gods, you're dripping.".

His fingers make contact with your heated sex, head falling back with a moan, "Sir please-". "Loki darling. Call me Loki.", he coos as his thumb starts to play with your clit. You feel a finger slip into you, another one following suit not long after the first. He curls them just right where you need them, your hips grinding down on his palm for some friction on your weeping clit. He picks up his pace as your hips buck desperately from his fingers alone.

"M-more please", you plead. It's just not enough. "Are you sure?", he looks at you with doubt and concern. "I need you, please Loki-", you plead pathetically.

He draws back his hand and fumbles with his trousers, freeing his rock hard cock from its hold. He leans back down, lining himself up. You whine and try to sink down on him, so he hurries and pushes in slowly, bottoming out as he meets no resistance. Both of you moan at the feeling of your sex twitching around him.

He starts to kiss your neck as he starts gyrating his hips. Your mouth falls open and your eyes close, savoring every little touch. When he finds a sweets spot on your neck, every muscle of yours convulces. It's somehow painful and yet it feels so good.

His pace picks up in no time, your legs shaking from the feeling. "Kiss please-", you grab his arm, looking up at him. Seeing his face painted with pleasure makes you want to kiss him so badly. He leans down and kisses you passionately, sloppy and firm. His hands grip your hips and he plunges into you like a beast.

He hits a spot deep within you, the coil in your stomach tightening painfully. You feel yourself spasm around Loki and he can too, a pleasured groan an audible confirmation. A pained whine of yours makes him hold you closer, as if he were hugging you and says, "It's alright sweet, I will make you feel better.".

By now, Loki is dripping with sweat and so are you, he vanishes the remains of clothing left. He is holding your upper body to his, his forearms under you and his head in the crook of your neck, kissing and nibbling away. The pace has slowed down a little, due to both of your exhaustion and Loki almost coming.

It's become too much for you a long time ago, its blissful agony. But never enough to tip you over, no matter what he does. You thrash around, losing control of it all, you have to ground yourself. It's just too much.

But still, he is your boss, so you hold back, gripping the moss even tighter. "Do what you must to get comfortable, my sweet.", he coos into your ear. Did he notice?

You shakily lay your arms around his neck, pulling him even closer. You look at him uncertain if it's ok, your hips shuddering. "Go for it kitten.", he tells you softly, one hand cradling your head. You bury your teeth in his shoulder, unsure if it is really ok and claw at him for some form of control. He snaps into you hard, making you cry into him. It's really painful, this must be overstimulation. "Shhh, I'm sorry darling. We have to do this now. Try to relax for me.", he hugs you tighter.

His pace steadens again, pelvis brushing your clit with every thrust. You are a mess, small painted 'mmmhh' sounds escaping you. Loki keeps praising you, softly kissing your neck and jaw.

"You're doing so good little one. Almost there, just a little longer."

"I know it's a lot but it will get better soon. Just hold onto me."

Your hips try to meet his thrust, something urgent growing within your lower stomach. "C-close- need more-", you keen into his shoulder. He thrusts harder, meeting the spot inside you that makes you jolt with pleasure. You moan his name loudly. Sinfully. "Thats it. Good girl, you won't have to bear it much longer now.", he strokes your hair. Tears are streaming down your face, collecting in your hair.

All you can do is chant "Please!" as your boss pounds into you from above, praising you repeatedly. You come with a last strangled cry of his name, stars exploding behind your eyes as every muscle of yours goes limp. He holds you tight as your whole body convulses, your channel clenching and unclenching around him. He swore he would not, but he cant hold back his orgasm, nails digging into your hip bone as he buries his seed deep inside of you with a single violent thrust.

Everything's a blur as a green light wreaths around you and puts some clean and comfortable clothes on you. "Let's get you back to the palace darling.", he says calmly, satisfied. "Mhh", you humm, nuzzling against his chest. All you feel is yourself getting lifted up into his arms, your body rocking back and forth as he walks the path back to the palace. Only when he picked you up did you realize Loki put on some clothes too. He smells devine; like pines and fresh air. And sweat, something about that is just too calming. You can't fight off falling asleep.

You wake up as you feel yourself being moved around, laid down onto something. Opening your eyes, you see Loki eyeing you deep in thought. He is laying you down on a bed, his bed by the looks of it. "There you are. How are you feeling?", he strokes your hair, his gaze soft. You think about it for a moment, really coming to your senses. "Mhh, better. Just a bit of a headache and I feel warm.", you yawn. He nods, "I expected that. I will keep an eye on you until its effects have laid off completely.". You smile, eyes shutting again, "Sounds good to me.".

They snap back open when you feel his warm aura leave the side of the bed.

He went to his window sill and started to read. You hesitate for a moment, chewing your lip. "Sir, could- Would it be rude to ask for cuddles?", you almost whisper, your cheeks getting even warmer than they were already. He looks up from his book, seeing the bashful look on your face. His book snaps shut as he gets up, "It most definitely is not. And do call me Loki please. We are past the formalities I think.".

You lower your head when reality sets in.

You two had sex. Crazy sex-plant from another planet type of sex. With your boss, a god and prince of said realm. Loki Laufeyson.

You swallow the knot forming in your throat, "I guess we are.". He sits down next to you, "No need to feel ashamed. About any of it. Come here.". His arms open up, inviting you in. A bit reluctant, you scoot closer, laying your head on his clothed chest. His arm wraps around you, head tilting to kiss the top of your head, "Rest a bit more, it will help you."

"But I just woke up, don't you need me to work?", you ask, your fingers painting small patterns on his chest. "That can wait, your health is more important. Just close your eyes darling.", he strokes your hair, attempting to lull you back to sleep.

"Wait, we didnt- You uhmm-", you stammer, looking for the words. "I took care of it, I used a contraceptive spell when I cleaned you up.", he assures, thankfully understanding your senseless rambling.

You pause and think, feeling your head throb. "What if it gets worse again?", you ask anxiously. "I'm right here should anything happen.", he starts to stroke your back, your eyes falling closed but your mind still racing.

You're silent for a moment, pondering if you should say it or not.

"I'm scared s- Loki.", you mumble into his shirt. He squeezes your shoulder, "No need dear one. I will look after you, I promise." You take a deep breath, calming down a bit.

"Thank you for helping me, getting me here, clothing me... Just thank you for today.", you hug his torso, inhaling his scent once again. "It was my pleasure darling. Rest now, I'm right here if you need me."

And you could swear, you heard a smirk in that statement, yet it made you feel safe and secure as you drifted off again.

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[winter-wise]

Non-Comprehensive List of Marvel Heroes Who Could Do A Magical Girl Transformation:

Jean Grey/Phoenix. This is canon.

Storm. Also canon.

Karolina Dean. Her powers make her ideally suited to this.

Wiccan. He’s gay, he has reality-altering powers. He’d make it happen.

America Chavez. She could but she wouldn’t.

Loki. Once turned into a unicorn with rainbow sparkles. Yes.

David Haller. He can fly, he can glow in rainbow colours, he’s dramatic, he has anime hair.

Xandra Neramani. Not only could she do this, but she’s a preteen girl so she would do it with full enthusiasm.

Ruth Aldine. Canon.

Squirrel Girl. Nowhere in her power set should she be able to do this. But it would be funny, therefore she can.

[shegeekery]

Splintered — Chapter 2

Chapters: 2/5 Fandom: Doctor Who, Loki TV series (crossover) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: N/A, but I plan to keep it as friendly to both Lokius and Sylkie as I can. Characters: The Doctor, Ruby Sunday, Mobius, Ouroboros, B-15, Casey (Sylvie coming in later) Summary: The Doctor and Ruby find themselves in a strange universe where the timelines are controlled by the God of Mischief. Is it any surprise that the TVA needs help from a Time Lord?

Chapter Index: Chapter 1: I Have a Bad Feeling About This — Length: 2906 words Chapter 2: Ghost Squirrel (this post) — Length: 2738 words Chapter 3: Splintered — Length: 2852 words Chapter 4: Getting the Band Back Together — Length: 2496 words Chapter 5: Intervention — Length: 2496 words

“So, you knew Loki too, then?”

Ruby leaned on the promenade wall, gazing out over the futuristic city.

“Yeah,” Casey answered. “I liked him. Except, when he first got here, he threatened to ‘gut me like a fish’, only I didn’t know what a fish was.”

“How do you not know what a fish is?” Ruby asked in surprise.

“That’s exactly what he said!” Casey shrugged. “We don’t have fish at the TVA, so I had to look it up later. It turned out okay, though. At any rate, he settled down after he found out what he wanted was just junk here anyway.”

“And you’ve never been anywhere outside the TVA?”

Casey stood up a little straighter. “They gave me a promotion after I helped O.B. with all the science stuff and now they let me do a bit of field work once in a while, but before that, no. Well, I guess I did have a life on the timeline before they brought me here and wiped my memory ages ago, but I got a look at my file and…” He grimaced. “I think I like who I am here better.”

Ruby nodded, remembering what the Doctor had said about ‘Frank’. “Well, you seem like a lovely bloke to me.”

“Thanks,” he replied, with an embarrassed grin.

“So, do you have any idea what might be going on with the tree…what’s it called again?”

“Yggdrasil. I dunno. I don’t really know anything about magic. It doesn’t work at the TVA — well, unless they turn off the dampeners.”

“How did the timelines work before Loki created Yggdrasil?”

“We had this really big machine called the Loom, but it couldn’t support all the timelines after we stopped pruning them. We were about to try upgrading it, but then Loki just suddenly went out there on his own, wrecked the Loom, and replaced it.” Casey shook his head. “It was really weird. I can’t help feeling like I missed something.”

“So that wasn’t planned, then?”

“No. I mean, Loki must have had a reason, but I can’t understand why he didn’t let us try the upgrade first. He was totally on-board with the idea, and then…boom. Yggdrasil.”

Ruby considered this. “Loki’s a god, right? Can he time-travel?”

“Not that I — no, wait, he did have a problem for a while. O.B. called it timeslipping. He was just randomly appearing and disappearing in different moments in time. Nearly gave me a heart attack a couple of times. But O.B. built a temporal aura extractor and Mobius used it to stop Loki from timeslipping, and that was the end of it.”

“Is there any chance it happened again? Maybe Loki went out there because he already knew the upgrade wouldn’t work?”

“I…guess that’s possible. Makes about as much sense as anything else.”

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned traveling with the Doctor, it’s that time is a lot trickier than I ever thought.”

“You can say that ag—”

Casey was interrupted by screams from nearby pedestrians. Ruby whirled around just in time to see a ghostly squirrel, roughly the size of a Cocker Spaniel, running along the promenade wall and carrying a file folder in its teeth. As she watched, it swung its head and tossed the folder over the edge, papers flying out as the contents drifted down to the surface far below. The squirrel, glowing with an eerie green light, chittered to itself and ran along the wall past Ruby and Casey before it jumped onto a passing flying vehicle and disappeared from their sight.

“What was that?” Ruby exclaimed.

Casey shook his head, equally bewildered. “It looked like magic of some sort, but that’s impossible here. Well, unless the dampeners are malfunctioning. I think I’d better go talk to O.B.”

——————————————————————————————

“Casey! Good to see you. And Ruby! Sorry we were interrupted earlier.”

“Hey O.B.,” Casey said. “We just saw something really weird out on the promenade. Are the magic dampeners having problems, by any chance?”

O.B. shook his head. “Not that I know of. Why?”

“We just saw this weird looking creature. Kind of like a big rat, but with a bushy tail. Glowing.“ Casey began.

“A squirrel. A giant ghost squirrel,” Ruby clarified. She turned back to Casey. “You’ve never seen a squirrel either?”

Casey shook his head. “I guess I probably should get out more now that we’re not worried about creating branches.”

O.B. turned to his computer console. “Miss Minutes, can you run a diagnostic on the magic dampeners for me?”

A tangerine-colored holographic clock with a cartoonish face appeared above the counter. “Sure, boss! Is there anything in particular you want me to look for?”

Ruby smiled, amused by the clock’s American Southern belle accent.

O.B. paused for a moment, thinking. “Anything that might allow magic in the TVA, I suppose.”

“On it, boss!” The clock gave a little salute and disappeared with a cartoon flourish.

“What was that?” Ruby asked.

“Miss Minutes,” Casey said. “She’s the AI that helps keep this place running — but we’re not sure how much to trust her after she, well…”

“Tried to kill us all,” O.B. finished for him. “I reset her programming, so…fingers crossed.”

“Okay? Why did she want to kill you?”

Casey answered. “She was working for the guy who built this place originally. We were working for him, too, but we didn’t know it. After we found out and stopped doing his dirty work, she disappeared and we caught her helping him. Well, it was more complicated than that, but…”

“But now she’s working for you?”

“In theory,” O.B. answered, with a shrug.

Casey leaned in and stage-whispered, “Just between you and me, I think she has a crush on O.B. now. She always answers instantly when he calls for her. She makes the rest of us wait a bit.”

“A love-struck AI. Sounds dangerous,” Ruby said doubtfully.

Casey and O.B. both nodded vigorously.

Miss Minutes appeared again. “Hey boss, I finished the diagnostic. No problems with the dampeners. Is there anything else you need?”

“Is there any way magic could work in the TVA with the dampeners on?” Casey asked.

Miss Minutes turned to Casey, and Ruby thought she detected a bit of annoyance on the part of the AI — or maybe it was just her imagination.

“Well, it’s impossible to initiate magic inside the TVA, but I suppose, if the source was powerful enough, it could be created outside and sent in. It would have to be really powerful, though.”

“Really powerful…like a god, maybe?” The Doctor asked from behind them. B-15 was at his side.

“Yes, possibly,” Miss Minutes answered.

“We’ve been getting reports of some sort of ghost squirrel terrorizing people all over the TVA,” B-15 explained.

“I know,” Casey said. “Ruby and I saw it too.”

“I need to look into this…whatever it is,” B-15 went on. “In the meantime, O.B., I need you to help the Doctor here with whatever he needs to fix his ship. He’s going to try to get close to Yggdrasil and see what’s happening there. I’ve called Mobius in to help — he should be here shortly.”

“Almost like old times!” O.B. replied cheerfully.

B-15 smiled. “Almost, minus a couple of unruly gods. Okay, Ruby, you’re with me. The Doctor tells me you have some experience with this type of investigation.”

Ruby looked to the Doctor, who nodded reassuringly. “You have your phone on you?”

“Always,” she said. “Right, let’s get cracking. You boys stay out of trouble!”

The Doctor grinned. “Like that’s ever going to happen.”

——————————————————————————————

“Wow. Trans-dimensional engineering! I thought that was only science fiction!”

The Doctor watched as O.B. turned slowly around inside the Tardis. He never tired of seeing others’ reactions to it, but it was particularly fun when the visitor had at least a theoretical understanding of the science instead of assuming “magic”.

“Say,” O.B. went on. “If you can do this, you should be able to time-travel as well. Same principle, just applied to the time part of spacetime instead of the space part.”

“Way ahead of you,” the Doctor replied with a wink.

“No way! I mean, we have time-travel technology at the TVA of course, but it’s of a more limited kind. Time-doors and that sort of thing.”

“Yes way. But I wouldn’t try it just now. With the stabilizers on the blink and the whole different universe, different rules thing, we could wind up in serious trouble.”

They made their way to the console, and O.B. skipped and hopped around it, examining the controls and inspecting the underside. “Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. These fluid links don’t look so good. They’re a little different from what we use, but I should be able to cobble something together that would work for you and help with moving around in this universe.”

The Doctor nodded approvingly while surreptitiously scanning O.B. with the sonic screwdriver. Human. But clearly beyond genius-level. This fellow could out-engineer quite a few Time Lords I knew. I should probably get him out of here before he absorbs enough information to build his own Tardis.

O.B. disconnected one of the fluid links and stood up. “If it’s okay, I’ll just take this back to my workroom and see what I can do for you.”

“Sounds lovely,” the Doctor said with some relief. “I’ll stay here and do some recalibration on the sensors so I can get better data on Yggdrasil.”

There was a knock on the Tardis door. A middle-aged gentleman with silver hair and a mustache, dressed in swim shorts and a wetsuit top, stepped in hesitantly. “O.B.? They told me I might find you in this shed — holy mackerel!”

The man stared at the vast interior as if he couldn’t quite process what he was seeing. O.B. waved to him on his way out. “Mobius! Welcome back! Doctor, this is Mobius. Mobius, this is the Doctor.”

“Hey, O.B.” Mobius made his way up to the console and held out his hand. “Hi, nice to meet you, Doctor…uh?”

“Just the Doctor,” the Doctor replied, shaking his hand. “A pleasure. So you’re the ‘Loki-whisperer’ they were telling me about?”

“Well, I dunno about that, but I guess I do know him pretty well. As well as anyone can, anyway,” Mobius answered distractedly while continuing to gaze around the console room. Turning back to the Doctor, he added sheepishly, “Please excuse my attire. I was jet-skiing when they called me in.”

The Doctor gave him a cocky grin. “No worries, mate, Love a bloke in swim trunks.” He turned back to the readout on the console viewscreen and began typing commands. “B-15 told me that Loki wouldn’t damage the timelines. Do you agree with that?”

Mobius nodded. “Yeah. I still don’t really understand why he did all this instead of just letting us upgrade the Loom, but he wouldn’t have gone out there all by himself unless he thought he had to.”

“Did he say anything at all before he did it?”

“He just said something about knowing what kind of god he needed to be, then he forced open the blast doors,” Mobius answered, then shrugged. “He’s always been a bit of a drama queen.”

The Doctor turned away from the viewscreen, studying Mobius carefully. “You really miss him, don’t you?”

The other man paused, seemingly reluctant to admit it. Finally, he responded, “Yeah. Don’t get me wrong. He was…a lot, if you know what I mean. Sometimes I felt more like a babysitter than an analyst — and I think we spent more time arguing than anything else — but…yeah, I miss him. And despite the cosmic crisis we were dealing with, I think he was actually kind of happy here, which if you knew him — well, he always used to say that contentment wasn’t in his nature.”

“I know the feeling. So what else can you tell me about him?”

While the Doctor worked, Mobius very briefly went over the highlights — and lowlights — of Loki’s career as the God of Mischief, up through his attack on New York and subsequent arrival at the TVA and metamorphosis from unwilling collaborator to valued team member and friend.

When Mobius finished, the Doctor smiled softly. “So where everyone else saw a villain, a monster, you saw potential? Someone who needed help?”

“Well, yes,” the other man answered, a bit defensively. “But—“

The Doctor turned away from the console. “I like you, Mobius. Okay — all finished here. Let’s see how O.B. is doing with those fluid links.”

Mobius followed the Doctor out of the Tardis and down the hallway to Repairs and Advancement. O.B. wasn’t there, but Casey was behind the counter, fiddling with a device that looked a bit like a smart phone, what the TVA Handbook called a TemPad. “Oh, hey there! O.B.’s up in the loft.” He pointed to an opening in the ceiling. “He said he’s almost finished with your fluid links.”

“Problems with your TemPad?” the Doctor asked.

Casey shook his head. “Not mine — just helping out. Fixing these isn’t really in my job description, but I like to keep in practice, and they really keep O.B. hopping with these repair jobs.”

As they were talking, O.B. lowered himself down to the ground level in a harness chair.  He was holding a cardboard box.

“Awesome!” the Doctor said admiringly. “I used to have one of those chairs in the Tardis.”

“I’ve got your fluid links right here.” O.B. set the box on the counter. “These should fit the sockets. They’ll work like your old ones, but they can also compensate for the time variations at the TVA and they should be more tolerant of spacetime variabilities.”

“Perfect. Thank you, O.B.”

“Don’t mention it. Do you need any help installing them?”

The Doctor picked up one of the devices and examined it. “No, I think I can take it from here. Great work. I’ll just—”

A ghostly green squirrel ran into the room, hopped up on the counter, and snatched the fluid link from the Doctor’s hand. The Doctor reached for his sonic screwdriver, but the squirrel jumped onto one of the cables holding the harness chair, then clambered up it and into the loft before the Doctor could scan it. They heard the sound of breaking glass.

“I guess it’s a good thing I made a few extras.” O.B. said.

“What the heck was that?” Mobius asked.

“Ghost squirrel,” Casey informed him.

“Well, yeah, I can see that. But why is it here?”

“B-15 and Ruby — that’s the Doctor’s friend — are trying to find out,” Casey said. “Oh, that reminds me. Ruby had a theory about why Loki didn’t let us try to upgrade the Loom. She thinks maybe he started timeslipping again and knew the upgrade wouldn’t work. The more I think about it, the more sense it makes.”

Mobius nodded slowly. “Well, that would explain it. But I don’t remember him timeslipping again.”

Casey shook his head. “But you wouldn’t remember, would you? None of us would. And if the upgrade failed, we would all have been dead when the Loom overloaded, so he couldn’t come to us for help.” He shrugged. “Maybe he just learned to control it.”

“Right!” O.B. exclaimed. “That would explain how he was able to handle the timelines the way he did. If he was dislodged from time and space, and had control over it…yes, of course! That explains everything.”

“So you’re saying that he could travel through time and space, at will, without the need for a TemPad, or something like the Tardis?” the Doctor asked.

O.B. nodded.

Mobius blew out a breath. “I guess it’s a good thing he was on our side. He could have caused a lot of mischief with that kind of power.”

“Assuming there was anything left after the Loom exploded,” Casey added.

“Yeah,” O.B. and the Doctor replied in unison.

The Doctor picked up the box of fluid links and headed through the archway. “Mobius? You coming? Your insights might be helpful when we get there.”

“In the — what did you call it? The Tardis? Is it safe?”

The Doctor gestured with the box. “Guess we’ll find out!”

Mobius looked to O.B. and Casey. Both shrugged, and he sighed, following the Doctor. “As long as I don’t have to wear one of those bulky core suits again.” Go to the next chapter

[loptrcoptr]

ADHD side of the brain vs. functional side of the brain- writing stuff

regular brain: it took you long enough to draft that damn fight scene, ugh

adhd brain: I know, I know, it was hard to focus on that many people doing stuff at once :(

regular brain: are you going to write blacksmith stuff after that?

ADHD brain: yeah, I will

regular brain: and you’ll research that, right?

ADHD brain: probably

regular brain: probably? Didn’t you research it for the last chapter?

ADHD: oh, nope. Not a smidge :)

regular: what?? But you talked about it–!

adhd: well I just made it up

regular: but… but you spent hours researching sword parts and their names and the materials and all that bullshit!

adhd: yeah that was fun, I liked that :)

regular: so why not channel that for forging the sword instead of just putting it together?

adhd: hmm… idk, I just don’t give a fuck

regular: ??? Isn’t this kinda an important plot point??

adhd: yeah

regular: and you’re gonna maybe not even do the research for it??

adhd: I mean there’s other stuff I didn’t research that I don’t care about, like the boat. Didn’t look at any boat stuff for that.

regular: but… but you already DID sword stuff, this is just like… more of that! I don’t understand…

adhd: I dunno it’s just not as fun, smithing and metal and stuff. it seems kinda tedious

Regular: tedious?? My brother in Loki you spent a THOUSAND words talking about STINGRAYS for no reason and this is tedious??!

adhd: yeahhh stingrays :) loved the stingray stuff :) oh! That reminds me. Ever seen a Japanese dwarf flying squirrel?

regular: a what??

adhd: Japanese dwarf flying squirrel! It’s so cute, look, it’s like a bigger sugar glider or something and–

regular: what in the fresh hell does this have to do it anything?!?

adhd: oh, well when this gunshot goes off in the woods, I want animals to scatter, so I was looking up types of squirrels and—

regular: wait wait WAIT. You won’t look up how to make a sword or what the parts of a tall ship are— both MAJOR points in your dumbass story— but you will look into what kind of squirrels are found in the area for one. Single. sentence somewhere??!!

adhd: yeah :)

regular: I quit, get me out of this hell hole

[emfyredarchived]

@efoyisk // plotted.

it is unbearable this gnawing beast inside of him. must hunt, must feed, must quell this burning hunger that scratches at his throat. lately, he's been feeding on animals. large animals, mainly bears and hogs. it was far better than the scraps and vermin that cazador used to feed him. he would give astarion a small fly or a disease infested rat that would leave the vampire spawn sick for days. it always amused cazador. even now, astarion can hear that sick dark chuckle of his. the elder vampire loved to torture his pets and feeding from such creatures never satisfied astarion. some days, he would be kept in a cage with an empty stomach, feeling as if he was decaying with each passing moment. limbs would grow heavier and tired. there was little use to thinking about the past now. he's been lost and will never go back.

the safest way to protect his secret was to sneak out late at night and feast on whatever he could find. tonight, the spawn finds a squirrel. not the best find, but he will take what he can get. the rodent's neck is pressed against his fangs, already crimson eyes turning a shade darker. it took no time to drain the small creature, before smelling something rather sweet. so sweet, but not sickly. the rodent is forgotten on the forest ground. he turns with a bit of blood running down his chin, only to find who he knew was the source of such a scent. ❝ sneaking up on me behind my back, are you? now, must i prepare for a village mob to arrive with pitchforks and fire? i'd rather a wooden stake right now. only those worthy enough will be the cause of my second death. ❞

a handkerchief is produced. the pristine white cloth is stained red as astarion wipes the excess blood around his mouth. the air about him hasn't changed. the spawn is arrogant and flippant as ever as if an actor on a stage. even though, on the inside, he felt apprehensive and anxious about loki's reaction. ❝ a rodent is hardly a meal to die for. a cougar or a bear, perhaps. at least allow me to die satisfied. ❞ arms cross over his chest and a strenuous effort is made to not stare at the veins that run along the other's neck. it took his entire focus not to suddenly attack and give into instinct. he takes back his earlier comment about a cougar or a bear. the only meal to face death over was right in front of him. perhaps, that is why he grows bold. ❝ now that you know what i am . . . may i ask a favor of you? ❞

[tricxet]

Loki was left panting as he re-adjusted his horned crown-- he'd feel it for sure later, but that was really only relevant if there was a later. "It is, isn't it-? A quick aside-- I'm impressed at your vocabulary!"

"Hey-!!" The voice came as something both rumbling and gravely and unmistakably squeaky-- and it came from down low. Standing on all fours spread like she was ready to pounce was a dark squirrel stained in orange squeaks. Ferocious green eyes stared up at them. "What the fuck, Loki? I know you're scheming all the time, but are you seriously--"

"Not part of the scheme," Loki answered quickly. He reached out unprompted to scoop her up in his hands, met by squeaks of protest. "Genuine accident. Scheme changed, thanks for checking in. There's a horn--"

"Put me down, you fruity little dung-beetle, I've just about had it with--"

"Shh. A horn. I need you to--"

As teeth closed around his hand, Loki simply clamped his other hand down harder. It was enough to bring her close to his mouth so that he could whisper in her ear.

"Oh. ...All of it?"

"Definitely."

"...And if you're lying?"

"I'm not."

As his grip released, Ratatoskr leaped away to go bolting off. Loki stuck his now bleeding thumb in his mouth and nodded to Thor-- he was bolting off after her. "Come on," he shouted over his hand, "she'll lead us to it! We need to blow that horn!"

Up the stairs, around the corner. The Einherjar were only just barely starting to scramble... up until Thor and Loki bolted right out into the open, in the throne room, basked under the light of golden archways and ancient tapestries in their likeness.

Though the look of spears pointed at them, vastly outnumbered, was a new one. It looked quite like Loki and Ratatoskr had led them right into another trap.

And there was Odin risen from his throne-- in his hand, the Horn of Valhalla. "...Shall I be impressed at your ingenuity to break out again, Loki," the King stated tiredly. "All you've done is made this more painful for yourself. You have nothing left... why will you not just obey me--"

And he was cut off. With all the guards and the Allfather's attention on Thor and Loki, it was far easier for the squirrel in the room to duck and weave between feet, up the dais... and in a massive flying leap at Odin.

Tiny hands grabbed the horn, easily snatched out of an unsuspecting grasp.

As Ratatoskr hit the ground, the horn was tucked in the pouch of her mouth... and the sound of the blasting horn echoed hard and loud enough to rattle the bones of every Asgardian in the room.

"I think I broke my nose!"

Thor hadn't realized fully that this was a scheme -- he was bleeding, after all, and things were still quite blurry, though not blurry enough for him to miss the guard flying at him. It came together much faster for him as soon as the battle commenced. He was always well-equipped for such, after all.

The sound coming from him went from yelps of demanding help to something akin to a little girl shrieking, though it still carried the depth and rumble of a grown man's voice. From shock and surprise, really.

And like instinct, Thor threw another haymaker and the guard crumpled like a sack of potatoes. Their way out was clear. As Thor straightened and surveyed the two guards knocked out, he hummed.

"I understand now," he grunted, a wipe of some of the leftover blood from his attempt at charging the arcane barrier, "Being on the others side of Get Help is... elucidating."

With a quick intake of breath and a push of his nose into the right position, Thor stepped over the bodies, "Come! We must hurry!"

[artfromthebeard]

Animal Companion Inktober Day 11 is Loki in his Flying Squirrel form from Bayonetta 2!

[rednights]

going to the zoo with Peter and the avengers

Peter Parker x fem!avenger!reader

TW: none, just rotting my brain w fluff. Wrote this on my phone, please excuse the errors

AN: (my first head-cannon!) lmao I am trying to post again, let’s see how this goes

You do not have permission to repost my work anywhere. It’s my shit, don’t steal it please.

//

Let’s be honest, Peter’s a poor kid from Queens, he’s probably never even stepped foot in a zoo before

It’s like a boring Saturday around the compound

Tony probably suggests going out as a team to do something stupid fun, due Thor and Loki visually mention they’ve never been to a zoo on Earth

And when they find out Peter hasn’t either it’s a done deal

He’s probably so pumped and ready to see all sorts of animals as you guys drive there

Yes, drive. it was a whole argument

“We’re not taking the quinjet to the zoo.” / “but it’s such a long car rideeee.” / “If it bothers you so much, why don’t you just fly us there Tony?” / “absolutely not. I’m not hauling your asses in my nice, clean, private jet.”

Anyways, back to peter

It’s absolutely adorable how excited this man is

Like my heart can’t take it

“Do you think we’ll see any sharks? :0” / “Peter that’s an aquarium.” / “so no sharks? :(”

His eyes are wide open as you and everyone else walk in, and you can see the way his brain explodes

The wildest animal that this man has ever seen before was a squirrel on patrol that one time

He’s grasping onto your hand, and you can literally feel how fast his heart is beating

He wants to do everything and see everything

He might as well be bouncing off of walls

But in the best way possible

“Y/n, I don’t see any lions, maybe they’re sleeping?” / “Kid, I doubt anything is actually in that cage” / “shut the fuck up tony let him be happy. >:(”

The team is probably so chaotic too

I bet half of them regret doing it, but whatever, bonding and shit

Sam wants to see snakes and reptiles while Bucky refuses to even leave the giraffe sanctuary

Everyone else is scattered around, doing their own thing

“This midgardian zoo is not as impressive as I would have hoped.” / “loki, please remove the stick from your ass.”

The team regroups for hotdogs during lunchtime

“Is it just me or do these taste really weird?” / “it’s a part of the experience, shut up and eat it Steve.”

And then you’re back to exploring

Peter loves every exhibit there is, but the zebras make him so happy

“Oh my god it’s a zebra! :D” I can literally HEAR the joy in his voice

If you weren’t melting from the heat you were definitely melting from the cuteness radiating off of this man

He’s intoxicating

By the end tho, he is SO tired

He’s been running around like a kindergartener for the better half of the day

sir is ready to go back, take a shower and cuddle

My heart OMGHDHSDG

where can I buy a Peter

Please reblog if you liked this so others can see my work and enjoy it too!

[jurakan]

Fun fact Friday!!!

Because I'm re-reading Stoneheart I thought about talking about that one cat but I reminded myself that I did already lay out which topics to talk about, so that will wait until another week! Buckle up, friendo, because Today You Learned about Nidhogg from Norse mythology!

[He's been on my mind because he's in the "Forgotten Saga" DLC for Assassin's Creed: Valhalla.]

So in Norse mythology, you have the World Tree, Yggdrasil. We've talked about this before. At the bottom of the World Tree is the underworld, Niflheim, ruled over by the goddess Hel, daughter of Loki. Generally speaking, the people sent to Niflheim are the ones who did not die honorably--those who died of sickness, old age, whatever.

Within Niflheim is the fortress of Nastrod, in there are sent the souls of the worst of the worst--rapists, murderers, and all-around garbage people. THERE, is the great wyrm Nidhogg, who eats their souls because dragon's gotta eat, I guess.

But lo, should you think that Nidhogg is doing a service to the universe, keep in mind that he's also nibbling on the roots of Yggdrasil. You know, the thing holding up the universe. The squirrel Ratatosk takes gossip between Nidhogg at the bottom of the tree and the eagle at the top, and between the two of them talking smack to each other via squirrel, they get worked up and tear up the tree.

It's also said, at the end of the Voluspa, that at the end of days Nidhogg will leave his post and go flying up the tree. Wikipedia seems to take this as a herald of Ragnarok, that he's going to join the battle. TV Tropes seems to take it as Nidhogg flying up AFTER Ragnarok, when everything seems like it's been settled and going okay, like some sort of secret Final Boss fight.

I'm not a scholar so I couldn't tell you which interpretation is more accurate (if either of them are).

Also! It's a dope LEGO set from way back when:

[attorneyhill]

"Have you perhaps thought that with you being the god of mischief, your child would be... mischievous? It's called genetics, darling," Edward pointed out as he pressed a kiss to the side of his fiancé's head when he rested against him. Thankfully the jet ride to the wedding venue was the only time Eisa was actually as chaotic as she had been for those few hours. Which Edward understood because he, too, hated flying at the ass crack of dawn. The wedding and the reception went off without any bigger problems and nobody, especially his parents, batted an eyelid at their daughter's wild array of animals she found by the canyon. They weren't really planning on staying there longer than necessary, instead of opting to visit Edward's parents to officially let them know they were engaged and also for a change of environment. Busy New York, a huge wedding, and the stress because of what happened at the last wedding all had its effect on everyone. But especially on Loki and Eisa. Edward watched them from afar as they were playing in the small forest that belonged to his parents - carefree as ever, laughing and giggling as they were not paying attention to anything and anyone - just in their little bubble where nothing could touch them. "Hi," he spoke softly as he wrapped his arm around Loki's waist and pressed a kiss to his cheek. "Maybe we should just move here?" he mused as he watched their daughter prance around with squirrels, her skin tinted a light shade of blue but she wasn't worried about that at all - and neither was anyone around them. "She'd domesticate the whole forest, though."

"Don't placate it." Loki's eyes narrowed subtly, but dangerously, when Edward turned his way. "I'm going to shrink you with magic or something because you told her she could bring that fucking oversized rat with us," he said in a low, hushed voice, so their daughter wouldn't overhear. But, in the end, he did shrink the plushies so they would comfortably fit in the bunny suitcase. Because apparently neither of them had a backbone. "I'm still pissed at you," was all he said a little while later when he came to sit beside Edward on the plane. Loki promptly lifted his fiancé's arm so it would drape around him and put his head against him. He was about to say something else, but his attention quickly fell to Eisa -- who was twirling rapidly down the aisle. "Yep." He detached himself from Edward so he could scoop her up and place her in the seat beside Ella, shoving her tablet back at her. "Do not move for the next four hours." Loki gave her a look and went to sit beside Edward again, moving back beneath his arm. "I know I'm being punished," he deadpanned. "That's my punishment for trying to blow up New York. My karma is a psychotic child."

[magicalcrystalsproject]

💘OneShot: The Garden-Unreviewed English Version 💘

Parental rating: PG

Loki X My OC Lisa

Genre: Shoujo, Romance and Comedy

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Characters: Loki, My Oc Lisa, Thor and My other Oc Juliet!

Hello guys!! This is a OneShot of My AU!! Hope you like this OneShot!! I made it based on some events from my Magical Crystals planning! Well this OneShot has a little connection with the original fic! It just portrays a random event!! Then I translate to English!! Sorry for any mistakes!! Good reading!!This Fanfic was translated with the help of google translator I know basic English and I'm not fluent I want to improve my English!

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⚠️CRINGE ALERT⚠️

Lisa was standing watching admiring a bee slowly landing on a sunflower! After all, she is the Fairy of animals and Nature and admired all creatures Lisa's perfume had a pleasant and delicate aroma almost like a rose there in the entrance quiet and still was the greatest cheater there was was silently watching The “Sweet Pink Creature”.

— Well Want Me, (Bad) Want Me, Well Want Me, (Bad) Want Me and lastly WELL ME, WANT!

— And I love you!

- WHAT A FRIGHT! Loki where did you come from?

"I'm unpredictable Princess!" And you know and like it, don't you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“You know I do! Look at this beautiful bee harvesting nectar from this fragrant sunflower! The spring breeze and birdsong is so perfect!

— Perfect is my vision seeing this beautiful thing in front of me!

— I agree, I think Sunflowers are very pretty too!

— It's not the… .

— I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lisa spreads her wings, a little flight and sits on the trunk of the apple tree she had in the royal garden. Loki watched the naive little creature that was surrounded by apples, flowers, squirrels and various species of birds! As the princess moved her feet, small colorful flowers appeared and fell with a lot of glitter on top of Loki's head who was sitting under the one where she was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

— MORE THAN FUCK SQUIRREL!

"What did Fifi do?" Poor thing!

"You dropped that nut on my head!"

— Poor thing, she was just going to take it to her puppies! She's not to blame!

"I can't believe I feel sorry for a squirrel because of the little face you made now!" OK!? Apologize to your little friend over there!

Lisa smiled and with that Loki smiled back as Lisa's cheeks flushed and her face turned pink. Loki stared at her and Lisa became more pink (it would be reddish but she is a literally pink fairy (with the EXCEPTION of her hair which had pink and black streaks!) Loki kept looking because he noticed that Lisa was blushing she realized it was from purpose and then it got even pinker!

"You're cute when you're embarrassed!" You're not always like this, I don't know very well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Depends on the situation! Your shameless!

And with that Lisa lifts her wings and calls Loki and flies towards the little Lake she had in the Royal garden! So she fixes her dress and sits down and puts her toes in the lake! Loki then sits behind her and with both arms hugs her and pulls her close. Quiet and watching them Juliet could only think of one thing like she could take new pictures to post with the two of them there! It wouldn't make sense for her to interrupt her friend and “the clueless Horned One” as she said then in boredom and with nothing to do.

Lisa lying with her head on Loki's chest was playing with the fingers of her left hand with the ends of her hair and was mixing the pink strands with the black strands gently Loki lowered his left hand to Lisa's hand. She immediately releases the ends of her hair and starts playing with Loki's fingers. Lisa leans back a little more, closes her eyes and lays her body on Loki's chest, who places his hands on his wings/back. Loki then gives Lisa a kiss on the cheek. It was a peaceful moment of peace, everything was still and peaceful, the swans swimming, the butterflies flying, the baby foxes playing and the parrots flying! When suddenly a deafening scream comes out of nowhere:

—I WON I PASSED LEVEL 78 I WAS ONE MONTH AT THIS LEVEL I WON I AM AWESOME I WON I WON!

— Where did you come from, Prague? Wow you are so clueless! Go celebrate this victory in your room!

— Hello Juliet! You gave me a scare my friend! a big scare I thought we had some serious mission now!

- I am incredible! I leveled up! Loki you are an unbearable guy that's why I prefer your girlfriend she is sweet! Speaking of sweets, I’ll see if I go to the bakery today…

— What are you! making here blight of snow?

— I was going to take some pictures to update my feed you horned bastard! But then I realized that you guys were doing certain things so I was playing candy crush saga!

“That's no reason to scream that you've won your… Boring!

— Yes, I passed the level! Now I can rub it in your brother's face that I'm great at some game!

"I believe even a cockroach is better than you!"

— LISTEN HERE YOU…

—Juliet Please leave us alone! If you want to stay here, you can stay but don't keep talking and complaining! Sorry to say that!

— Yes, I do, for you, Lisinha! Because of this ugly thing I want to throw him in the lake and feed the swans! Well then until!

Juliet stuck her tongue out at Loki and took off! Lisa just laughed because her friend, the Fairy of time and portals, had a few brains on her head and she thought it was funny and she knew it was her way! Loki had no patience with Juliet!

"I don't know how you put up with her!" Right where had we left off?

"You were being cute!" Come here!

Lisa pulls Loki's hand and takes him to the edge of the lake and with that Loki takes her in his lap and throws her in the lake and with that he takes advantage and jumps right on top of her!

- MY GOD! I didn't know you were so cheeky and clueless! I mean I knew!

"Sorry, but I felt like it!"

Lisa hugs him and smiles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then the two of them start playing like two children throwing water at each other and laughing! Lisa stops and then looks at two swans swimming in sync as if they were dancing the Loki ballet, she takes the cue and grabs her from behind!

- The Swan Lake! Beautiful, delicate and I don't know what beautiful swans are, aren't they? Once in Asgard a swan bit Thor's ass I never laughed so much in my life!

— I was there but I didn't see him bite I was enjoying the horses! But I could only hear from afar laughing! I wish I had seen it!

The Trickster hugs the Delicate Princess puts his right hand on her cheek and goes with his thumb to her pink lips and smiles and kisses a sweet and a little lingering kiss! Soon after Lisa opened a big smile!

- Close the eyes!

— I did!

'It's not worth spying! You can open it!

Loki had a mini bouquet of flowers in his hand that he had picked up at the end of the stream.

—It's not just the Nature Fairy that creates plants!

- Thanks! Your cute! You are a sweetheart! I love it they are super fragrantLisa knew that it wasn't Loki who created the flowers that was another lie of what Odin called demigod of cheating But she didn't want to hurt him so she pretended to believe!

Lisa took the boke and spread her wings and was twirling in the air flying to and fro happily every beat of wings that the sweet Fairy made glitter and flowers fall from her wings Loki stood looking at her admiring

"Do you like it don't you?"

— Hi Brother

—What were you doing until now? I DEMAND TO KNOW URGENTLY!

"We were talking about the swan that bit your ass and how weak you are around a swan and how cool you are!"

— Liar Lisa doesn't speak ill of anyone are you trying to corrupt the girl?

"By the way, what did you come here for?" Juliet wasn't enough, now you're coming?

"Running away from a scolding!"

"Our mother's or the Amethyst Queen?" Whatever it is, I'll let you know now!

— From Alicia! I accidentally soiled the dress she created now the red lace! That crazy girl can't mess with an outfit she creates otherwise she'll fight with you what kind of stylist and Love Fairy is she?

'She spent hours making that dress!' Be considerate!

— Look who speaks the clueless here is you!

"Hi Thor!!

— Hello Lisa!

"Bye, you lame mule!" Now leak!

— Loki the Lame Mule It's you!! Lisa where can I hide?

"Tell Alicia the truth!" But if you want I recommend going to the royal library! Goodbye!

Thor rolled his eyes he was screwed and knew his brother wasn't going to miss the opportunity to be a snitch with him! Lisa goes flying under one of Amora's feet, puts her head and wet hair on the trunk of the tree and sits down, soon a baby tortoise approaches Lisa takes it with her hand and gives a blackberry for the little creature to eat! Loki was standing there admiring "His" Sweet Fairy playing with the tortoise!

— COME HERE LOKI!!

Lisa calls her with a smile on her face! He doesn't wait a minute and he gets close to her and takes advantage of the cue to sit next to Lisa, The Crook is already sitting and pulls Lisa close soon she lies down and puts her head in her lap. Loki smiles at Lisa and he kisses her gently and then Lisa smiles and stares at him for 7 seconds and kisses him back!

The sunset was already starting Lisa Fly towards the apple tree climbs the branch and creates a ladder made of Flowers for Loki Climb both enjoy the sun setting the swallows returning home and the owls coming out of the den the moon almost appearing the sky turning orange until completely dark and the stars slowly appear! The Sweet Fairy lays on Trickster's chest and he smiles with happiness!

"I think we have to go in now!"

— We do, if it were up to me, I'd stay with you right here in this garden! My sweet little princess!

"You're so cute and thank you for today!" My prince!

[love-is-blue]

Just a massive list of Bayonetta headcanons because my gf and i have a disease <3

Just in terms of gender+orientation...

-Bayonetta doesn’t really worry so much with defining herself and is at the very least sapphic and only calls herself a woman when its convenient to her. She doesnt care so much about gender otherwise

-Jeanne’s a nonbinary lesbian -Rodin is trans and bi

-Rosa and Balder are t4t and also bisexy

-Luka’s a bisexual in denial and the closest he’d get to seeing that would be calling himself “bicurious”

-Loki’s trans gener and bi too

-Enzo is homophobic

Balder is colorblind and thats why he mixed up Loki and Loptr and why Bayonetta had to be like “look at his forehead markings you fucking dolt”

Bayonetta has a scar in the middle of her chest from where Jeanne struck her to seal her away

Likewise Jeanne got top surgery between the first and second game (When she was still loopy from anesthetics she was telling Bayonetta she and her had matching scars now)

Bayonetta snores

Jeanne can sit or lay down in nearly any position and be comfortable, much to Bayonettas horror

Bayonetta and Jeanne wear eachother’s clothes. Alot.

Also between the first and second games, Bayonetta broke her guns. Don’t ask her how. She won’t tell you.

Jeanne has a tattoo on her lower back thats the same symbol floating above Madama Styx’s head

Jeanne did numerous things in her time alone to help cope with her waiting for Bayonetta. Even though she was unsure when she’d even see her again, she’d constantly buy things that she thought she’d like or would learn to do things she think she’d like or would want to do with her, like for example, she wasn’t a great cook before Bayonetta was sealed away but 500 years was more than enough time for her to perfect that.

Another thing she did with that time was write a story using their dolls, Charles and Chesire, more or less projecting everything on to them, right down to Charles sealing Chesire away to protect him. She has books on books of drafts saved going through numerous endings. (Charles and Chesire are he/him lesbians in it btw <3) (ALSO I DO want to try and eventually flesh this out in a fic w my gf one day. hopefully we see)

Jeanne transferred to a cahtholic school next to the church Bayonetta works at after the two got back together post first game. The schoolboard had her on the first floor for a while but moved Jeannes room to the second floor after Bayonetta kept going up to the windows and coming in sometimes while Jeanne taught. They don’t understand how she manages to keep getting in after that. (Jeanne’s students fucking are obsessed with how Bayonetta just climbs in through the window on the second floor still)

Not a headcanon as much as it is me liking to think about Loki not having to pokemon mystery dungeon away at the end of second game and I like to think Jeanne and Bayonetta care for him after. He doesnt exactly live with them, he just crashes at their place from time to time and travels wherever he wants. Also they gave him a credit card and taught him how to traverse between purgatorio and the plane people are on. Also they gave him a credit card its ok.  (also post game loki would have no forehead mark)

Loki’s other beast forms aside from a flying squirrel are a hummingbird, a ribbon eel, and dragonflies

Bayonetta and Jeanne both experience extremely frequent fatigue after Jeanne was practically ejected from her body and Bayonetta had the Left Eye removed from her. They take care of eachother alot whenever this happens.  

this is already so much and can always write more another time so eat up

[pinktwingirl]

Loki Series Rewrite (AKA Loki Series but with Squirrel Girl): Ep 1

Hey guys! Long story short, I wasn’t a fan of the Loki series, so I decided to make my own rewrite (including my favorite Marvel character, Squirrel Girl!) These are basically a collection of scenes that I would’ve either added or rewritten to improve the show. Btw, this is a continuation of my Endgame rewrite where Loki comes back to life after dying in Infinity War, so the Loki in this version is modern-day Loki, not 2012 Loki. Also, the whole Loki x Sylvie self-cest thing made me VEEERRRRY UNCOMFY, so I got rid of it. Their relationship is purely platonic in this. Anyways, enjoy! (This work is in screenplay format.)

INT. TVA - DAY

We pan through the TVA and see agents at work, checking timelines and watching training videos. We see various TVA posters warning about variants and "protecting the sacred timeline."

We then cut to RAVONNA RENSLAYER in her office. She is at her desk, sorting through files. Suddenly, an agent bursts in.

AGENT

Ma'am, we have a situation.

Ravonna follows the agent to a computer, where we see a timeline branching off from the main one.

AGENT

Is this the variant we've been searching for?

Ravonna glances at the computer and nods.

RAVONNA

About damn time...

EXT. CHICAGO BAR, 1986 - NIGHT

We see a woman with long, black hair and a green dress chatting with a man in a bar. The song "Devil Woman" by Cliff Richard is playing in the background.

MAN

Can I interest you in another drink, beautiful?

The woman lets out a flirty laugh and blushes.

WOMAN

Oh, you're too kind.

The man turns to the bartender.

MAN

Hey, can you get my girl here a...

(He turns to the woman.)

What can I get you, honey?

WOMAN

Surprise me.

The man turns back to the bartender.

MAN

You heard her.

The woman has a devilish smirk on her face as she watches them. The man turns back to her as the bartender starts mixing a drink.

MAN

You know, I feel selfish. I've been talking so much about myself, but I still don't know a thing about you.

WOMAN

Well... what do you want to know?

Suddenly, another man approaches them.

MAN #2

Hey, what do you think you're doing with my date?!

MAN

Your date? She's mine, asshole!

MAN #2

I caught her first!

(He turns to the woman.)

I'm sorry, honey, is this guy bothering you?

MAN

Bothering her?! You listen here, shithead-

He grabs the other man and they begin to wrestle with each other.

WOMAN

(Playfully)

Oh no, please don't fight over me...

As the men grow more violent, a bit of green magic shoots out of the woman's hand, causing the first man's wallet to fly into her grasp. She slips by the men, undetected as the bartender tries to break them up. Outside the bar, the woman walks off. With a smirk, she shifts into LOKI, now in his male form. He unveils the tesseract with magic and disappears.

INT. THE BENATAR - NIGHT

Loki reappears in the Guardians' ship, where Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy are waiting for him. Loki smirks.

LOKI

Another successful venture.

THOR

Did they fight?

LOKI

Like bilgesnipe.

Thor bursts into laughter, and Loki hands Rocket the wallet.

LOKI

I also got the wallet, as requested. Although, I don't think Midgardian currency will have much value on the far side of the galaxy.

ROCKET

Who cares about the money? I just wanted the wallet.

(He dumps out the dollar bills and admires the wallet.)

This is nice leather...

LOKI

Anyone else have any travel requests?

QUILL

Oh, I got a whole bunch.

NEBULA

Quit acting like children. An infinity stone is not a toy to be played with.

LOKI

Oh, please. The tesseract and I go far back. If anyone can control it, I can.

ROCKET

You know, I'm starting to think you've just gotten sick of being around us, and now you're just looking for an excuse to get away.

LOKI

I will neither confirm nor deny that.

THOR

By that, he means "yes."

ROCKET

That's pretty rude of you, grease weasel.

Loki scowls at him.

DRAX

Can you travel to Kylos? I would greatly enjoy having some trego fruit again.

LOKI

Certainly.

The tesseract starts to glow in his hands.

INT. TVA - DAY

The agent and Ravonna are still at the computer.

AGENT

He's using the stone again. He's going to time-jump.

RAVONNA

Block it. Intercept him.

The agent presses a button.

EXT. MONGOLIA - DAY

Loki crash lands in the Gobi Desert and wakes up, looking utterly confused as a group of villagers approach him.

VILLAGER

(in Mongolian)

Who are you? Why have you come to our home?

Loki raises an eyebrow and opens his mouth to respond. Suddenly, a portal opens and several TVA agents enter. They lean down to examine the tesseract, and Loki abruptly rushes over to them.

LOKI

Don't touch that!

The agents ready their prune sticks. Suddenly, HUNTER B-15 opens a portal and enters.

HUNTER B-15

It appears to be a standard sequence violation.

(She checks her tem-pad)

Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope. Variant identified.

LOKI

I beg your pardon?

HUNTER B-15

On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline. Hands up.

The agents activate their prune sticks.

HUNTER B-15

You're coming with us.

LOKI

I'm sorry, who's "us"?

Hunter B-15 activates her own prune stick.

HUNTER B-15

Last chance, variant.

Loki chuckles.

LOKI

Look, I don't know who the hell you seem to think you are... But if you don't mind, this is actually your last chance.

(Beat)

Now get out of my way.

Before he can attack, Hunter B-15 strikes him with her stick.

INT. TVA COURTROOM - DAY

Ravonna pounds her gavel.

RAVONNA

Next case, please!

Hunter B-15 forces Loki onto the stand.

RAVONNA

"Laufeyson"... Variant L1130, aka "Loki Laufeyson"...

LOKI

I prefer "Odinson," thank you.

After a pause, Ravonna shrugs.

RAVONNA

Very well...

(She crosses out "Laufeyson" on his case file and writes in "Odinson.")

Loki Odinson, you are charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. How do you plead?

Loki chuckles.

LOKI

Madam, a god doesn't plead. Look, this has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now.

RAVONNA

Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?

Loki smirks.

LOKI

Guilty of being the god of mischief, yes. Guilty of finding all of this incredibly tedious, yes. Guilty of a... "crime"... against the "sacred timeline"? Absolutely not, you have the wrong person.

RAVONNA

Oh, really? And who should we have?

LOKI

Well, in my defense, the only reason I ever came in possession of the tesseract is because the Avengers traveled back in time.

Mobius enters the courtroom.

RAVONNA

We're not here to talk about the Avengers. What they did was supposed to happen; you reviving yourself with the tesseract and running around time, causing chaos was not.

Loki laughs.

LOKI

I'm sorry - not supposed to happen according to whom?

RAVONNA

The timekeepers.

INT. TIME THEATER - DAY

Mobius is showing Loki clips of his life and trying to dig deeper into his psyche.

MOBIUS

You know, trying to kill all the frost giants, invading Earth, I don't see anything very mischievous about this...

He plays a clip of the bifrost nearly destroying Jotunheim. A family of frost giants runs in fear as the land is destroyed. A little girl screams as her father is vaporized by the blast. Loki is visibly uncomfortable.

MOBIUS

Look at that. Did you enjoy doing that?

LOKI

Enough of your games. You've made your point.

Ignoring him, Mobius plays the clip of him telling Kurse where to go.

MOBIUS

And then, you tried tricking the dark elves into finding Thor, but instead, you sent them right to Frigga.

Loki tenses when he sees Frigga fighting Malekith.

LOKI

I don't want to watch this.

He winces, trying to keep himself together, as he watches Malekith stab Frigga.

MOBIUS

Well, you're going to watch it. Because that's your life, that's the consequences of your actions, and that is the proper flow of time! Now, why don't you tell me, do you enjoy hurting people?

LOKI

I don't have to play your games-

MOBIUS

Do you enjoy killing?

LOKI

I'll kill you.

MOBIUS

What, like you did your mother?

Enraged, Loki tosses a chair at him. Mobius dodges it, and it flies through the hologram of Frigga's dead body. Loki lunges at Mobius, but he uses the time twister to send him back on the ground. Loki growls in pain.

MOBIUS

Sorry, the time twister just loops you, not the furniture. You weren't born to be king, Loki. You were born to cause pain and suffering and death. That's how it is, that's how it was, and that's how it always will be. All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves.

LOKI

(Voice cracking)

That's not true. You're lying.

MOBIUS

It is true. Your life ended after Thanos snapped your neck, because you fulfilled your purpose of assembling the Avengers to destroy you. Your purpose was never to become a hero. You're a villain, and that will never change as long as the sacred timeline runs its course.

INT. TIME THEATER - DAY

After Loki escapes and returns to the time theater on his own, he finds a folder of papers on the table. He opens it and reads the first file. It reads "LOKI ODINSON - MAIN OBJECTIVES: MURDER, LIE, MANIPULATE. LIFE PURPOSE: CATALYST FOR THE AVENGERS. OBJECTIVE FULFILLED. LIFE TERMINATED. END OF FILE.

Horrified, Loki stares at the file as tears run down his face. After a moment, he starts laughing as Hunter B-15 enters.

HUNTER B-15

Something funny?

After a pause, Loki shakes his head.

LOKI

Glorious purpose...

INT. TIME THEATER - DAY

Loki is talking with Mobius after being apprehended again.

LOKI

I will admit, the TVA is... formidable. Even an infinity stone is useless here.

(Beat)

You're not going to let me return to my own timeline, are you?

(Beat)

MOBIUS

Normally, no, we wouldn't. But... if you help us... maybe the timekeepers might be willing to make an exception. A rogue variant's been killing our minutemen.

LOKI

And you need the god of mischief to help you stop him?

MOBIUS

That's right.

LOKI

Why me?

MOBIUS

The variant we're hunting is... you.

Have some actual Lady Loki yay! 

So yeah, the purpose of this episode was mainly to re-establish the show within the continuity of my version of Endgame. Squirrel Girl comes in next episode!

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