#Loki for president

[vbecker10]

I guess this is how it started lol

Tony: You have had some awful and I mean awful ideas in the time I've known you, but this is by far the worst yet, Y/N

Y/N: I wasn't saying he should actually do it

Thor: Who should do what?

Loki: *rolling his eyes* Yes, I do so love to hear Y/N's terrible ideas

Y/N: First off, they aren't all bad, thank you. And secondly... okay, this one is pretty bad actually

*Loki raises an eyebrow and Thor folds his arms across his chest*

Peter: Y/N suggested that Loki run for president

Y/N: That's not exactly what I said-

Loki: Oh, I like that

Thor: No

Loki: What do I mean 'no'?

Tony: Absolutely not

Loki: President Loki... I quite like how that sounds actually

Y/N: Oh... this is bad

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[andromedaspark]

Loki variant but it's a dolphin

Call that Glorious Porpoise

[spanishdragon]

Old art from 2021, I still signed under the name of Glaurung.

What can I say? I'd vote for him, a liar as he is, he shows his cards right away. The only thing you don't know is how he's gonna stab you in the back.

Reference taken from Tom Hiddleston's Jaguar advert.

[anonymousfiction211]

You just have to believe: 14

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A/N: Sorry for being a bit inactive at the moment. I struggle sometimes with my energy and still haven't found a good way to balance everything going on in my life at the moment. Hope you enjoy :)

14. Back to normal The next days they forgot all about Rachel snooping around in his office. Loki went back to the gentlemen he pretended to be. He knew the type of guy she liked, and he sure was putting on a good show, he might actually believe he could be like that for real. Still, he had other plans to worry about.

Loki disappeared a lot, and Rachel didn’t know quite where he went every time. Still, she knew better by now to question it. A god was actually into her and the only thing she did was see red flags and mistrust him. She really tried to ignore the red flags that she had created for herself. She figured since he wasn’t portrayed as a ‘nice guy’ in the Norse Mythology and he is the God of Mischief, she subconsciously would think the worst of him.

Rachel and Kate went shopping again. She was getting used to having this kind of luxury in her life, and if felt like ages ago that she was homeless and barely surviving on the streets. This time she actually got something for Kate too, figuring Loki really wouldn’t mind. A green necklace that made her green eyes pop. It suited her perfectly. When they got back, Rachel put on a movie in the living room and made herself some popcorn. Little did she know, that the guy she was in love with, was just in a room below her.

Loki was in his office in the basement. It was just a room, and it would be really easy to spot an access. Had he not put a spell on it that made people not want to look at it, make them forget the door was even there, like it was a monster they couldn’t look into the eye. Since Rachel was the only one that was actually forming a threat to his scheme, it did the trick.

He always came here to work on his actual plan, but for that plan to start working, he needed to win this stupid campaign. And at the moment it wasn’t going as well as he hoped. He hoped to be ahead with a landslide, but he was actually second in the poles. The difference was very close, still it wasn’t good enough for Loki. He wanted to secure his victory, he needed to win this. I’m not going back in chains he thought to himself. He couldn’t, for him it was life or death.

The problem he faced most is that his opponent was playing the ‘he is not human, he is not from earth, he is not like us’- card. A trick that had worked a long time with different human races, so Loki wasn’t surprised that it worked for Gods who aren’t from this planet. Little do they know how much I actually influenced their history, he thought through gritted teeth.

He needed a plan, something grand, something that would secure his win. He needed to be seen like he was like them, Midgardians. That he had their best interest in mind, which actually wasn’t a complete lie. He thought long and hard about it, and he knew what the grand gesture had to be. He needed to marry, he couldn’t get any closer to being a ‘normal guy’ than being married to an American wife.

He didn’t want to marry Rachel this soon, but he thought it didn’t matter. They would end up marrying sooner than later. Still, if he asked her he wasn’t convinced that she would say yes. So, he had to make sure she would say yes. He wanted to do it the honest way, that would make their honeymoon time a lot easier. But if not, he had other means.

By the time he got back up he saw that Rachel had fallen asleep while watching her movie. He watched her for a moment, he hated how it warmed his hard to see her so peaceful. He was tired from a long day’s work and did something he rarely did. With everyone gone, he let down his guard for once. Taking a deep breath, replaying the events in his head, and opening his eyes to see her still laying peaceful on the couch. He walked towards her and scooper her up in his arms, bringing her to their bed. She woke halfway through the journey to the bedroom, smiling sleepily at him and putting her heard against his chest.

He laid her down on the bed. He couldn’t help it, he kissed her. Softly, on her lips. She started to move her lips with his. When he wanted to stop, to let her sleep, she didn’t pull away. She actually grabbed his neck and started to kiss him quicker. He wasn’t strong enough to pull away at this time. He needed this. He needed her. Still, he needed to be sure that she was on the same page as him.

‘Rachel, if you don’t stop now, I won’t be able to’ he whispered in her ear, resisting the urge to bite her earlobe and drag his tongue against the sensitive part of her neck. Hoping to feel her shiver underneath him.

‘Make me yours’ Rachel whispered back, hoping it might take away her doubts about the relationship. Not sure how to define that relationship.

‘You are already mine’ he grabbed her wrists and pinned them above her head. He kissed her deeply and let completely go of the little resistance he had at first. Little did she know how much she was already his, and how quickly that would be permanent.

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[something-of-a-hermit]

Con Pro of wearing a Loki for President pin at work is boomers ask me if my name is Loki

[icybluepenguin]

Oh! I have a Loki ficlet for that! (from the fucking last time, oy)

#notmypresident

THIS JUST IN, MASSIVE GREEN SHIFT INDICATES 47th US PRESIDENT IS NOT TRUMP!!!!

[estethell]

You have been bamboozled. Put this in the ask box of ten people of your choosing to bamboozle them too.

Good luck!

Oh oh!!!

Trick worthy of Loki 😈

[rosemilo]

✨️ Loki in suits ✨️

[lokimobius]

TOM HIDDLESTON as PRESIDENT LOKI LOKI S01E05 “Journey into Mystery”

[hansoeii]

beg me for it.

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + tumblr [184/?]

[lqufeyson]

LOKI APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 | for @dailyloki Day 4: Favorite character (or Variant)

[megalomari]

void presidential visit and hardly working at the tva doodles

[anonymousfiction211]

You just have to believe: 6

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Dinner Accepting Loki’s proposition was the best decision Rachel had made in a while. He had given her a bedroom of her own, with a bathroom attached to it. His staff regularly checked up on her, making sure she got everything she needed. Her ankle was still healing, and the cut still hurt. Most of her days she spends watching series, reading a book or sleeping. It felt good to live in a home again, especially one which was as luxurious as that of Loki’s. She hadn’t seen much of him. He was busy with his campaign, often in meetings with his team. But he always ate dinner with her, just the two of them. In that time, they got to know each other pretty well, he even started to quiz her about things he had told her the previous day. It was weird in the beginning, but after a few dinners, he opened up more and it was more a conversation than a quiz. To Loki’s surprise, he tolerated her better than he thought he would have.

‘How is your ankle?’ Loki asked her.

‘Better, I can walk on it’ she answered.

‘Be careful, the doctor said you still need your crutches. I don’t want you to force anything. Just take your time and take good care of yourself’ he scolded her a little.

The cheeky smile at the end forced a blush on her cheeks. He winked at her and got back to his dinner. He wanted her back in good health as soon as possible and knew that humans tend to do more than they were capable off.

‘I actually wanted to ask you, if you are feeling up for it, we can plan our first date’ he said.

‘Yeah, totally. What did you and your team have in mind?’ she asked.

‘That is going to be a surprise’ he smiled.

When Rachel rolled her eyes, he laughed. ‘For one, the date will look more real if your reactions are genuine. But I’m not the God of Mischief for nothing, dear’

‘I was wondering about that actually...’ she said.

She stopped, thinking about how to best phrase her question. The last thing she wanted to do was to offend him. Loki popped up one of his eyebrows, clearly amused by the fact that she was getting a little bolder around him.

‘Your brother, we all know he is the God of Thunder and can control lightning. But I was wondering if you have any powers like that?’ she said.

‘You really haven’t followed the campaign, have you?’

‘I am homeless, remember?’ Rachel quipped back.

‘Fair enough’ he said. ‘I don’t have powers in the way Thor has. I am just blessed with a sharp mind and a silver tongue, which is excellent for causing some Mischief here and there’

‘Ah...’ she answered a little disappointed.

‘Not good enough for you?’ he teased her a little. Rachel stared in shock, thinking she had offended him. She started to ramble one apology after another, saying she didn’t mean it like that. Loki had to admit she was quite entertaining. ‘I may not have ‘powers’ as you think I would have. But I am running for president on a planet I wasn’t born on, in one of your most stubborn countries’ he smiled.

Rachel exhaled a little in relief that he wasn’t mad at her. ‘I guess you do’ she chuckled a little. That’s when she started to wonder, how he exactly was able to do that. She couldn’t think long about it, because Loki went on.

‘So, I want to take you out. There will be paparazzi in some places, who will snap some photos. We are going to pretend that we don’t see them, even if we do. And for the trick to get some attention I want to kiss you for the photos’ he said.

‘Oh, all right’ Rachel answered. Hoping she didn’t sound as nervous as she was. She was secretly looking forward to kissing him. How often do you get a chance to kiss a God? Would it be better than kissing humans? she wondered.

‘And there is one other thing’ Loki said. ‘If I have learned one thing, the truth always comes out. At the moment only two of my most trusted staff knows about our fake relationship. But I want everyone else to think it is for real. That’s why I want to ask you to move into my room. Nobody is allowed in that room, so you can have your own little space and a separate bed if you want. But I want this to look as real as possible’ He was already preparing multiple arguments in his head, because he didn’t think she would agree easily to this. It was quite a step.  

‘Do you snore?’ she asked to his surprise.

Loki just laughed ‘No, Gods don’t snore’

‘Then I’m fine with that’ that’s when Loki knew, she was too trusting for her own good.

The rest of dinner went as usual. Just talking about each other’s life. When dinner was over, Rachel got up and decided she would help clean the table. But Loki had already scolded her for it. She shouldn’t walk without her crutches, and he wasn’t happy that her crutches were upstairs and not nearby. To her surprise he lifted her up and carried her back to her own room, where her crutches were. He did notice the blush that crept on her face, when he carried her up the stairs. Loki had to smile a little to himself. She was almost perfect for the role he needed her to play.

The only downside was that she was smart. She asked questions and thought about what she said. He did enjoy the conversations, but he had to watch what he told her. In order to make her blush a little more, he laid her down on the bed, instead of carrying her to her crutches. She did get a little redder. He started to walk out of the room but couldn’t help himself. He turned around and eyed her up and down. Inspecting her again, he thought she looked adorable in the big bed by herself. When she looked questioningly at him, he knew he had to say something.  

‘I’m really glad that I met you, Rachel’ he sincerely smiled. Technically, it wasn’t a lie. He was glad that he met her, but not for the reasons she might think.

‘I’m glad I met you too, Loki’ she smiled back.

That’s when he left. He knew the chances that she would go downstairs this evening were slim. Even if she did, he had motion sensors placed, so he would be alerted. He put on music in his office, to give her the idea he was working there. But instead, he unlocked the door next to the stairs. There was a bookcase inside of it. Loki pulled one of the books, and the door to his secret office opened.

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[in-my-loki-feels]

I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!

[dilfmobius]

Lokius moments that altered my brain chemistry [8/?] ↳ meet cute