Shopping or Babysitting?
Flufftober, October 10th
Female vampire reader x Josie Saltzman x Hope Mikaelon x Lizzie Saltzman
Summary: You guys go shopping and you and Josie end up more like babysitters
Warnings: swearing, other than that just cute and funny and fluffy
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"Why the hell does Alaric need all this shit again?" You groan while pushing a shopping cart around Bells grocery store.
"Something about a fire happening in the kitchen and burning all the food and the counters and cabinets, everything really" Josie answers, feeling the same way as you. She places a carton of blueberries in the cart.
"Ooh, we should get whipped cream" Lizzie says, walking over to the refrigerators. "It's not on the list" Josie calls after her twin.
"Wait, where's Hope?" You look around all the displays from where you're standing. Your eyes land on the auburn headed girl distracted by rearranging an end cap shelf of pancake mixes.
"You know what, how about you grab a box, and Lizzie, you can get one can of whipped cream" you sigh, calling out to them both. Josie looks at you with a confused look on her face.
Hope and lizzie come back with their item and place them in the cart beside eachother.
"Now, if you both don't get distracted and we get the hell out of here quickly, then I'll make vampire pancakes for all of us. Got it?" You explain and look at them as if they're children.
They both excitedly agree right away. "Good idea" Josie whispers to you and you nod your head, agreeing.
"What's next?" Hope asks. Josie looks at the list in her hand "uhhh, tortilla chips. Wow, now that I look at this list, it had the most random order" Josie answers and tilts the list over for you to see. "Huh, it does. Almost as if Jackass just wanted us out of his hair" you say as you turn the cart into the chip isle.
"You know he's my dad, right?" Josie says, trying not to chuckle at how you casually talk about him in such ways. "Oh, I know, but you've got to agree that he's a dick most of the time" you tell her, keeping a close eye on the other two teens in front of you both.
"Hey! Put those down, we're down here for tortilla chips, not any of those" you exclaim, making Josie look at what's in their arms. "How did you guys grab that much so fast?" Josie lightly chuckles. Lizze and Hope have their arms full of different chip bags. They have small pouts on their faces while you make them put the bags back on the shelves.
"Wait, do we still get the pancakes?" Lizzie asks when they walk back over to you and Josie. "On one condition" they both nod. "You each have to have on hand on the cart for the rest of the time we're here" you cross your arms.
"We're not five year olds!" Hope exclaims, Lizzie agreeing with her. "Do you guys want the pancakes? Yes? Then one hand on the buggy at all times" Josie raises an eyebrow.
"Fine" they both mumble, taking a hold of the cart on either side.
You guys walk out to your car with the shopping bags in your arms. Once you place everything in the trunk, Lizze and Hope start to have an argument. Over what? You and Josie have no idea.
"I'm starting to feel like more of a babysitter than a personal shopper now" you sigh. "Glad I'm not the only one" Josie closes the trunk. You open one of the back doors to the car. "Okay you two, shut up and get in or no pancakes and I mean it. And if you're really good during the forty minute drive, then maybe we can watch Harry Potter" you nod for ghem to get it.
"Okay, Mom" lizzie says jokingly, and Hope nods her head. They both climb in the back and start doing up their seat belts when you close the door.
"Remind me to never have kids" you groan. Josie chuckles, "Same here" she says, making you chuckle as well.
You both get in the car, and the drive back was surprisingly peaceful.
Once you get back, you guys bring all the groceries inside and to the slightly charred kitchen. "And you guys paid for it using the card I gave?" Alaric asks, stepping into the kitchen.
"Sure we did" you roll your eyes, sliding things onto a shelf in the fridge. "What did I say about compulsion" he grits his teeth.
"Oh fuck off about that, compulsion is way easier, plus no money was spent, you're saving money" you throw the credit card to him.
"Don't fall into the trap, Dad, we both know you'll lose" Josie says, closing one of the pantry doors. Alaric groans and leaves the four girls alone again.
"Hey! Why did you get to go against the rules and not get in trouble?" Hope asks from where her and lizzie are sitting on one of the counters. "Because I'm older then all of you, and Jackass" you answer them. "...fair enough" Hope mumbles.
"Pancakes?" Lizzie perks up. "Of course, you two weren't horrible, so it wasn't that bad" you get all of the ingredients and materials onto the counter you and Josie are standing at.
"All you guys have to do, is stay there and don't touch or try to help with anything" Josie says, getting a mixing spoon from a drawer. Hope and Lizzie can't cook for the life of them, so it's best to keep them far away as possible whenever you and/or Josie are cooking or baking.
"Alright, here you guys go" You and Josie hand Hope and Lizzie their plates, the opening credits of Harry Potter playing on the screen. "Thanks" they both say, already entranced into the movie.
The pancakes all have a smiley face out of blueberries, and vampire teeth made from the whipped cream. Something you annoyed Damon with until he gave up and then he started annoying Bonnje with eventually in the prison world. (Yes, you teased him endlessly when Bonnie told you about it).
"You know, we're a pretty good team" Josie sits beside you. You wrap am around her shoulders, your plate in your lap. "Hell yeah we are" you kiss her on the cheek, playfully.
"Gross" lizzie icks. "Yeah, we're right here" Hope swallows some pancake.
"Yep, never having kids" you mutter under your breath. Josie hears and chuckles, making you smirk.
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I thought of posting this for a while just to get closer to my people in different fandoms, these are
Hills(ships) I'm willing to die on
This list will get longer everytime I rewatch or remember a ship of course
Drop a fanfic name or better link if we match in a ship...
I'll add the fics at separate post and link it to every ships name
LOKI : Loki & Sylvie
SHERLOCK : Sherlock & Molly
ONCE UPON A TIME : Regina Mills & Robin Hood
ONCE UPON A TIME : Emma Swan & killian Jones
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES : Bonnie Bennett & Lorenzo (Enzo) St. John
THE ORIGINALS : Hayley Marshall & Elijah Mikaelson
LEGACIES : Lizze Saltzman & Sebastian
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY : Diego Hargreaves & Lila
TEEN WOLF : Stiles & Malia
TEEN WOLF : Alison & Isaac
BRIDGERTON : Kate & Anthony
Special Place for my Choices : Visual Novel people
THE ROYAL ROMANCE : Drake Walker & MC
THE ROYAL MASQUERADE : Kayden Vescovi & MC
IMMORTAL DERSIRES : Cas Halow & MC
RIDE OR DIE : Logan & MC
THE ELEMENTALISTS : Beckett Harrington & MC
CRIMES OF PASSION : Tyrstan Thorne & MC
I know it's a single love choice, even if it was multiple, there's no option other than Prince Thorne
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・˳ . ⋆ ꒰ jenny boyd . she/her . cis woman . pansexual ꒱ ᛬ is that [ elizabeth ‘lizzie’ saltzman ] the [ 23 ] year old , [ siphoner witch ] ! — ⁀➷ * 。 rumor has it that they were pulled from [ earth ] dimension into new orleans. they believe they are [ briar rose ] from [ sleeping beauty ] . they are [ compassionate ] and [ naive ] ; but really they are [ charismatic ] and [ impetuous ] and they have [ no ] reconciliation of their lives before . i wonder how long it will take before they figure out the curse is not their only problem . [ ali , 31, she/they, est ]
accepted ! welcome to new orleans lizze saltzman , briar rose ! please send in your account within twenty-four hours or your role will be re-opened ! also , here’s our checklist to help you get things started ! faceclaim jenny boyd is now taken !
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