#Like can you imagine?

[tearsofastraeax]

Ghost would be the kind of guy that is so into the free use fantasy, his dick aches when he just thinks about it. A thick bulge growing in his pants every time he thinks of you sitting on the couch, just reading your book as he whips out his cock and shoves it down your throat. You try to continue reading as he fucks your mouth relentlessly. He leaves behind thick spurts of cum on your face and you don't even mind.

He would be on a mission and think of you cooking him dinner in summer. Your little dress hugging your body in just the right places. Ghost would come up behind you and rip it off, just tear it apart. He'd grow hard at the thought of you not even wearing anything underneath, knowing that he could fuck you anytime he wanted to.

Or he would grab you while you're on the phone, talking to your friend, and just bend you over. Ripping your little shorts apart, and sinking his cock into you. You'd try your best to ignore him, to sound normal on the phone. But he fucks you so rough and slaps your ass so hard, that you have to hang up. Moans escaping you unwillingly. And a broad grin gracing his lips when he knows that he got you.

He'd love nothing more than to tease you and fuck you till you finally react to him, moaning and screaming as his fat cock splits you apart.

[isekyaaa]

I made this post before but I'm making it again. People get on the FL's case in otome isekai when she's in denial that the ML is in love with her and that he'll definitely fall in love with the og!FL when she appears but like... If I were isekai'd into Disney's Mulan and General Shang started to fall in love with me, I'd be straight up on denial. Like no way, you are Mulan's man, not mine. No way in hell. There is absolutely nobody you belong to but her. Accepting his love would feel utterly wrong, like I'm committing some grave sin.

[chaosandwolves]

I'M BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR 911 TO GIVE US A SHOOT LIKE THIS WITH THE 118

https://twitter.com/go_maccha/status/1645657415445012481?t=3NatPFBL3Cwx9zlkxn-T9g&s=19

OMG

[sadaveniren]

Yeh, I panicked too about address 🤣, but I tried to be as cool as a cucumber.

Man if some anon was sending me my own address I wouldn’t be posting it casually on tumblr I’d be recruiting some serious help to take care of that cause that’s terrifying!

[wisebeth]

No cause i just had this toxic stan spamming my Sakura blog with anti sakura stuff & pro nh? And it is genuinely confusing me💀 i didn't even mention hinata there and for the matter of fact i actually like her. It was solely about sakura, how did you manage to make this about a ship where she wasn't even involved 💀

Does this fandom even understand the point of tags 💀

And they were attacking me like i killed their dog or something solely bc i posted something positive about a character they hate, that too without bringing down their fave? Then why are you mad at me?

Why are you insulting me, a real person, over some fictional characters? Get help

I blocked that person but god this fandom can be so scary.

[shipmistress9]

Shut Up And Dance has huge Quinlar energy.

No, I won't take criticism.

[blackwoolncrown]

I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"

You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

[nenoname]

Stan Pines' drawings

Plus a Stan drawing of debatable canonicity but I love his signature being a dollar sign

[chloesimaginationthings]

The moment FNAF movie Vanessa knew she fucked up

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever