#Like Oh? You wanna murder people?

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

So I love smaus (You can see them from the ones I reposted!) and I especially love Sukuna smaus. One thing I wanna beg for is a y/n who just... doesnt give a fuck that Sukuna murders people? If it aint someone she knows and semi-cares about, it's just kinda bypassed in her mind.

[nobodysdaydreams]

One of my favorite things about being Christian is being able to say joyfully, genuinely, and hopefully to all my enemies “See you in heaven!” because in a world of “see you in hell” and “kys” and “the world would be better without you” I’d choose “never give up on yourself, this world is better with you in it, it is never too late for you to embrace the God-given goodness inside you, and I would be so excited to discover I was spending eternity with you” every single time.

[lockandkeyhyena]

andy star, a famous rockstar who moonlights as a serial killer and stanley, an obsessed fan who’s fanaticism goes further than most (both he/him)

[dreamsy990]

i drew silly gijinkas of my dogs

the dogs in question

[transannabeth]

hi. for people who saw gatsby: an american myth. do you remember mckee asking nick for lunch. and then gatsby in like the next scene inviting nick for lunch. because i remember.

[direwombat]

Trick or treat for the slasher au please <3

here's a snippet from when syb turns her double hostage situation into a single hostage (jacob), and jacob (again, the one being held hostage) offers to help her:

"You're a goddamn serial killer. The Hell should I trust you for?"

"Because I've been at this longer than you have, sweetheart, and I'm still walkin' free." He leans forward, lips curled into a cruel smile, and presses his forehead against the barrel of the gun. "Go ahead and shoot me, but if you do, you'll just have another body to clean up, and you'll be all alone."

trick or treat (writer edition)

[navree]

the 'duke of windsor is a nazi' episode of the crown is annoying not because of anything to do with the writing or something the writers were doing wrong, per se, but just because elizabeth goes "how could you wanna appease hitler when he was bombing britain" and the duke of windsor responds with "actually i think it was our own fault hitler was bombing britain" which is not true but also no one's talking about the bigger issue which is that hitler did a lot more than bomb britain. case in point, there was also the genocide he did.

[twinvictim]

@dancehallcrasher tagged me for 9 movies I first watched this year! I actually watched more movies than usual and loved all of these ones specifically I hope I get to watch more <3

[vagueiish]

i think it's kinda funny that my perception of a!astarion jumps between 'the most cartoonish of villains, would steal candy from a baby while cackling maniacally' and 'oh. huh. he almost certainly would make spawn!oli murder his entire home-village as punishment for wanting to go back even just long enough to say goodbye, wouldn't he?' they can definitely coexist, but it's a fun spectrum, lmao

...oh. but. the thing is, it wouldn't just be punishment. there'd be some kind of love (or something resembling it, i suppose) behind the order. because he'd have learned some of oli's history, would know that maybe he wasn't quite treated right. at least by his grandfather. and maybe initially he only intends to have oli cut that tie, quite literally, but ofc he insists on going with and he learns even more of oli's history and abuse he suffered at the hands of his grandad and others and the fact that the village knew of ways he was being abused but turned a blind eye.... well. these people have all had a hand in hurting astarion's most precious treasure. and while he wants to rip out their throats personally for their Crimes, he wouldn't want to deprive oli the chance to punish them all himself. at that point, he considers the opportunity a gift, i think.

and if he ends up having to compel oli to do all of this? he'd consider it less completely removing oli's autonomy and more giving him a little push. oli’s heart may no longer be beating, but it never stopped bleeding, after all, and he's still far too soft to even consider giving his neighbors exactly what they deserve. but they do deserve it. and if astarion needs to get oli out of his own way in this, then so be it. he'll be stronger for it. he’ll thank astarion later, surely

[todayisafridaynight]

At this rate I need a Yakuza live action just so that SEGA normies realize there’s incredibly NSFW, M rated, very much adult content from that company. How do so many people still think they function like Nintendo 🫠

idk who these Sega Normies you're talking about are but they really must have only ever played sonic cause nearly every other sega IP's p not safe for kids💀💀

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Not a Wanda stan trying to compare her actions in Multiverse of Madness to Miles in Across the Spiderverse, acting like we shouldn’t hate Wanda just cause we support Miles. 

[oflgtfol]

like i dislike obi-wan because i think he's overrated and he's the epitome of pretty white boy that the fandom fixates on and ships him with literally every single character in the entire franchise as a form of the roving slash fandom etc. but then seeing people dislike him because like oh he MISTREATED anakin or whatever it's so annoying like how dare you make me want to defend this bland ass white bread milquetoast man

[8thavenueserenade]

nothing sucks more in the world than saying to someone “i love you and care about you and want you to be safe” and they essentially tell you to fuck off

[tyrannuspitch]

of course it's perfectly fine to point out the many, many ways in which the thor movies do not represent norse myth in order to teach people what norse myth actually is, but i will sincerely never understand people who do it to like... complain? that mcu thor is "inaccurate" and "bastardised"? like my friend that's quite literally the entire premise. look at him. he has a laser gun. he was a baby during the viking age and if you call him a god he's going to laugh at you. he doesn't know who baldr is. what gave you the impression that mythological accuracy was ever on the table? the mcu isn't even interested in being accurate to the comics.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

distracted a bit during the matt baume howard ashman video by more [lsoh inherent irreconciliability in an effort to nail down an audrey ii metaphor vs audrey ii's figurative core is Literal] thoughts b/c of that "personal preference for the stage musical ending b/c if not then murder is okay" like That's Right. the murders are okay

[quecksilvereyes]

oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD

some things to look out for

1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it

2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you

3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK

4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.

5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.

6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.

7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.

7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.

fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.

thanks.