#Liar

[reality-detective]

Satan talked smoothly and led many followers into deception. 🤔

[darkrooklobby]

liar, liar

[undead-knick-knack]

[markfaustus]

[orange-foxes]

one hundred and one, going on one hundred and two

[nevver]

This is fine

[wastingawayinmyroom]

@rosekillermicrofic - prompt: liar - word count: 320 - warnings: mentions of alcohol, slightly nfsw (?)

"I've never blushed, actually." Evan leaned back in his seat, club music blaring disgustingly loudly in his ears. "I don't think I'm capable of it."

"Really?" Barty asked, setting his drink down. Of course he would take this as a challenge.

Well, then. Evan wouldn't give him the satisfaction of winning.

"Really," he said, dark eyes narrowing on the other boy. Barty smirked. "Mind if I try to change that?"

He scoffed. "You'll fail," he said, matter-of-factly, but Crouch only looked amused.

There was no way he was going to blush. Especially not for him.

He was vaguely aware of Pandora and the girls giggling behind them, but he kept his focus on Barty as he inched closer, closing the gap between them across the table until they were face to face.

Evan could smell the alcohol on him, sweet and spicy. "Like what you see, love?"

Evan somehow managed to keep a straight face. "Not working."

He didn't see Barty's hands until it was too late, finding their way under the table to the bottom of Evan's shirt, toying with the fabric. It felt so good, Evan had to resist the urge to yank him forward and kiss him senseless.

"Better?" He was so close, god damn it, this was getting hard. Evan's cheeks heated up, but he forced the feeling back down. God, he hated Barty. He shook his head, but his resolve was fading.

And then. Then he fucking did it. Barty had the audacity to slip right under his clothing and press his warm hands to Evan's stomach, and Evan squirmed.

Barty smiled, looking a lot more smug than Evan wanted him to be. "We'll pick this up later, Rosier," he whispered in Evan's ear, and now Evan was sure he was blushing like a maniac.

Barty leaned back. "You're a pathetic liar, you know," he said, gazing at Evan almost hungrily. "You are capable of blushing."

[freddie-mercuryy]

Queen - Liar (1973)

[catsofyore]

I think this might be fake. Kittens were not eligible for fishing licenses until the late 90s. Source.

[simply-ivanka]

[faunandfloraas]

Let's fall in love with Changbin - Hyo's Level Up.

[noname-404s-blog]

.☹️

[reality-detective]

Scamala Harris says she didn’t act on the southern border for over three years because of Donald Trump. 🤔

[moonbean117]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Imagine blocking people to get the last, sexist word, and then pretending you've won because they can't respond.

Also, imagine saying that the people you're talking about all the time shouldn't contribute to your conversations about them.

Almost as if your fragile little ideology can't stand to see men as actual people.

I also like how they kind of admit they're not actually talking about men, they're talking about radfems' stereotypes of men.

Also, fun fact; depending on which estimates you use, an estimated 1/4 to 1/3 of human traffickers are women. And about 30% of victims are men or boys. Women were  85 per cent of convictions in Central Asia in 2020.

I wonder if that's why they looped in "sex-trafficking"? I also wonder if they're aware that systemic male child sexual abuse is a thing in the Middle East? And has been for centuries?

[eddheadweirdo]

The wildest thing about soukoku is people asking left and right "is that canon?" And then it being canon.

Like what do you mean Dazai pushed chuuya into his lap after they both risked their lives knowing the other would save them? What do you mean Dazai admited 3 times that for his 7 years of knowing Chuuya, he thinks about Chuuya when he's bored. What do you mean they're confirmed soulmates? What do you mean Dazai put saving the entire world on hold just so Chuuya could have the choice of finding out if he's human or not? What do you mean after everything, Dazai believes with his entire being that Chuuya is human? What do you mean that the reason he waited to escape from the mafia dungeon was so he could tease Chuuya and make him do something embarrassing to celebrate their reunion? What do you mean in an alternate universe they escape the mafia together?

But yeah, soukoku isn't canon guys.

(???)