#Lesbian and Disaster Bi duo

[monsters-demons-and-ai-oh-my]

The actual narrative reason VI and and Jayce are such a disaster duo is probably that they both just have a tendency to act without fully thinking things through. And when you put two personalities like that together they tend to hype each other up when they get an idea and double that energy overloading their individual natural sense.

TLDR: They both assume the other is driving the airship (thinking things through) and don’t notice there’s no pilot till they’re crashing.

[chaosroid]

Obsessed with this kind of dynamic in wlws

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Tell me why my best friend and I have a combined IQ of 1000

[leosaku]

just checking in to say that kagami tsurugi is a lesbian, thank you for your time

[httpsem]

their friendship is probably one of my favorite relationships in the whole anime 🥺

[johnnyss]

im getting bored of my sims girlies but i dont wanna scrap them :/

[stevesbipanic]

Some Stranger Things Friendships and their vibes

Steve and Robin - Absolute ride or die, platonic soulmates, disaster lesbian and bi panic himbo, they are a package deal in everything, hang outs, work, even dates they will drag their partners on double dates with them.

Eddie and Gareth - Blood Brothers, they for sure did a blood handshake in the woods cause it was metal af, Eddie having fucked ideas and Gareth as his hype man, Eddie came out to Gareth as gay first and Gareth came out as trans to Eddie first.

Nancy and Steve - calm, understanding the parental/eldest sibling responsibilities the other feels, both strong leaders in the group for different reasons, both agree their stronger as friends than they ever were together.

Jonathan and Eddie and Argyle - Stoner bros, literally the most insane but best conversations happen when these three hang out, Eddie clocked Jargyle as soon as he met them, they all help destress each other, Jonathan and Eddie bond over rough childhoods with fucked dads, Eddie and Argyle bond over being the most recent people to be thrown into UD craziness with the party and being the only people with normal reactions anymore.

Robin and Gareth - conspiring besties, they want Steddie to happen asap they both know Steve and Eddie are into the other but sworn to bff secrecy of telling the other, Gareth is a more chill person since he gets out a lot of stress through drumming so he's content to listen to Robin's hairbrained schemes similar to what he does with Eddie. He also agrees with Steve that Robin should ask out Nancy.

Nancy and Eddie - smartest duo of all the friendships, they will deal out judgement and quick wit to everyone and every insult thrown around, they're the ones to organise the group to go to marches in Indianapolis, they love to hang out in the library and will read the same book each week together like they're own book club. Eddie tries to convince Nancy to ask out Robin, especially after he feels like he owes Robin for helping him get with Steve.

[tiriansjewel]

2021 Thank Yous

hey folks! We’re already seven days into January but I wanted to welcome in the new year by thanking some friends and mutuals and creators that made the previous year brighter and better even amongst the depressing reality of covid and the outside world. You have all been so supportive of me and my work and I love seeing all your work as well, and here’s to 2022!

@daintyduck99- as soon as we started talking in march I knew this was going to be a lasting friendship. You are so kind and thoughtful, and I love your sense of humor. Every time you share a piece of writing with me it warms my soul, you are so talented and create such beautiful imagery with your words. I can’t wait to send you more unsettling Facebook posts for us to both laugh at ❤️

@psyduckappears- I cannot express how much fun I have had talking to you. We always seem to have something to discuss in our ten minute long video rants and you are so intelligent and good at everything you do, it amazes me. Thank you for breaking my heart with all your angst 💛

@nuandia- my goodness, where to begin with you? When we started talking I didn’t realize how many of your fics i had read and loved but I just have to say you are the queen of polyphantoms and writing shit that squeezes my heart. I loved all our absurdly long video calls over the summer and relating over all our anxieties. I really miss you and miss brainstorming with you and I hope we can talk more this year 💜

@phantomsjulie- my dear, you are my oldest friend in fandom and I’m so grateful for you. I love that we just keep hopping fandoms together and I’ve had such fun yelling about all our favorite female characters. You make such beautiful edits and gifsets and that susan/lilliandil fic is still one of my favorite things on AO3. You’re amazing 💗

@theanarik- sometimes I still laugh about the conversation that started our friendship— an asexual lesbian telling a bisexual how to write good mlm spice— there’s definitely some irony there haha. for real though, I love how we can go off about anything and how much great advice you’ve given me, you’re truly like an older sister and I’m so thankful for you. You keep me connected to the batshit craziness that is supernatural and I hope to beta many more destiel fics for you in the future 🧡

@sunsetcurveofficial- I never thought I’d be a person to organize a fandom event but it’s because of you that I got into peterpatter in the first place. I love all your work so much and I know we don’t talk often, but you’ve been so supportive of me and there is no one else (+ the bugs) that I would have rather done peterpatter fest with. You rock! 🖤

@favoriteliar- I am so happy about the fact that we connected through our mutual friend and started smashing our brains together and seeing what happened! You are hands down my favorite creator in the jatp fandom- you do it all and you do it all well, gifs, art, fic, headcanons, and just being a supportive friend. You’ve stuck around even when others have lost interest and been such an original voice. Here’s to actually finishing the dark AU in 2022 since I have actually been working on it lately lmao (famous last words) 💚

@hyperfixated-bastard- still can’t believe we met in a saf discord. Seriously though, you’re a bop. You always make me laugh because your sense of humor is top tier, I love that we get to be a disaster bi and lesbian duo, so cool for us. Embrace the horse girl cringe! You’re one of my best friends and here’s to more unhinged facetimes and hopefully meeting in person soon 💙

here are some additional mentions of mutuals or people I’ve had fun conversations with or creatives I really enjoy seeing on my dash! I appreciate all of you so much and sorry if I didn’t get around to mentioning everybody :)

@catoptrific @lucbian @athoughtfox @invisibleraven @julies-butterflies @toorational @sunnysbright @astorytotellyourfriends @calormen @luffys @glasswaters @madnessiseverything

[open-three-inches]

ponyboy’s coming of age headcannons🤍🤍

when he’s fourteen his favourite songs are my generation by the who and don’t think twice it’s alright by bob dylan

 the gang tease the hell out of him for liking bob dylan

 they call him a hippie

 this changes when he first hears led zeppelin on the radio in the late 60s, his soul literally ascends from his body when he hears robert plants voice for the first time 

 he shoots up in height at around fourteen and half

 by 15 he’s taller than Soda

 Soda hates it lmao

 grows to be about 6′1

 is terrified of spiders

 soda always gets rid of them for him

 but soda will also chase ponyboy around the whole house with the spider

 ponyboy once gave soda a black eye after he got a spider thrown on him

 he says in was an accident but honestly didn’t feel guilty about it lmao

 darry thought him how to drive

 sodapop came for ‘entertainment purposes’

ponyboy did eventually learn how to drive but it cost him almost losing his life

not from almost crashing or anything, just from darry almost strangling him out of frustration

also has a real dirty mouth

like cursing

he's the worst out of the whole gang for it 

he is such a pretty boy and has most of Tulsa in love with him

he’s pretty dumb and doesn’t realise how good looking he is though

 for example curly flirting with him for years before they got together

 disaster bisexual omfg

 lowkey a hopeless romantic too

 will think nonstop about the boy who held the door open for him or the girl who served him in a restaurant lmaooo

 HE’S A LITTLE SHIT AS WELL

 HIS SMARTMOUTH FUCK

imagine the sass of eric forman, harry potter and jess mariano all rolled into one

that’s ponyboy

everyone thinks he’s really nice but then he’ll hit someone with a roast that is so fuckin good that they will cry for the person who was insulted 

its steve getting roasted most of the time

 he’s really really witty

 becomes a lot more outspoken as he gets older

 very talented at hot wiring cars

still hates fighting but has and will break anyone’s nose if he feels the need to

 has his first kiss at 14 with a girl named betty

 he dated her for a while 

 he dated a good few people in his teenage years

 once he went skinny dipping with his then boyfriend and got caught by police and was brought home in a cop car

 darry hit the roof 

 steve claims the greatest moment of his life was ponyboy being led into the curtis house by a policeman soaking wet and half naked

 never really fell madly in love with anyone he dated though

 until his junior year when he suddenly couldn’t get curly shepard out his  head

 loves animals

 darry wont let them get a pet but ponyboy feeds stray dogs and cats around tulsa

 he has a name for every single one

he considers them his pets.

 in 1967 he cuts school to listen to sgt pepper by the beatles 

 he figures its the greatest album ever made

but he’s really stubborn and won’t admit for months that he likes the beatles after all the shit talking he did about them.

 he gets high for the first time with curly and they listen to the album again

 a stoner. 100%

 he cuts back on smoking cigarettes but gets high all the fucking time 

 has a stash under his mattress for when darry or steve are really pissing him off

has a really good group of friends 

they’re the same age as pony so it’s different to the curtis gang

he considers them brothers anyway so they don’t count

 they get into a lot of shit together

 soda thinks all the stuff they get up to is hilarious 

 darry is tired

 his best friend is a girl named juliet

 lesbian + bi duo

 juliet has common sense, something which ponyboy lacks, so they work well together.

 they talk about girls together

 juliet has a girlfriend named flo and they’re very much in love <3

 ponyboy will third wheel them sometimes lmao

 like he did with johnny and dal

him and curly finally start dating when ponyboy’s 16 going on 17

it surprises him how quickly he fell in love with curly

they’re both absolutely whipped for each other

darry and soda don’t really like curly but pony makes it clear they have to just put up with him

curly doesn’t exactly help, pissing darry and soda off seems to be his favourite pastime

they open up to each other about everything 

pony tells curly all about windrixville

 he thinks about johnny and dally a lot still

 he still has johnny’s letter inside the gone with the wind

 it’s really important to him, it comes with him to college.

 speaking of which, he goes to columbia university in new york

 full scholarship bby

 wasn’t going to go due to the fact it was so far from home, and he didn’t want to be that far from his family

 darry found out and almost killed him

 they had a talk about it though

 it was sweet and it helped pony feel better about leaving tulsa

 he also graduated from high school top of his class

 sodapop bawled at his graduation and two-bit made a poster for him

 he went to see his parents after his grad

 he really did wish they had been there for it

 curly didn’t see him graduate either which really hurt ponyboy

 they had gotten into a big fight a week or so before

 the reality of ponyboy leaving tulsa had been the elephant in the room for a while, but both of them were just avoiding it

 eventually tensions rise and both of their emotions explode

 they say things they regret and curly storms away from ponyboy

 curly later gets hauled in for getting into a bar fight

 so he misses ponyboy’s graduation

ponyboy loves curly more than anything and he knows curly loves him just as much

but he also knows it won’t work

so he visits curly in jail 

he keeps his emotions under control while he’s there like he always has had to do living on the east side

he tells curly that he’s leaving in a few weeks 

curly, who has always been closed off about his emotions, pleads with ponyboy to stay through tears

ponyboy loves curly but he can’t stay in this town anymore

and curly can’t seem to bring himself to leave it

so they break up

he cries himself to sleep most nights after

sodapop helps him through it 

he tries not to think about it though, making himself busy with packing and getting ready to leave for new york

he sees curly once more before he leaves

he’s out with his friends for the last time before he leaves when he sees curly, fresh out of jail, with some of the shepard gang

their eyes meet and they hold each others gaze for a few moments

ponyboy breaks it

he can’t quite find the strength to talk to curly

he finds himself wondering for months after what would have happened if he had just talked to curly that night

ponyboy can’t help but hope that curly will show up the day he’s meant to leave for college and everything will be okay again

he doesn’t

both of them are to stubborn for their own good

he leaves new york just after his 18th birthday

his brothers hug him tighter than ever and ponyboy almost changes his mind about leaving right there and then

sodapop, through his tears, swears that if ponyboy doesn’t call them everyday he’ll hunt him down in new york and kick his ass

steve wishes him well and looks almost misty eyed

ponyboy of course makes a smart comment about this which leads to steve rolling his eyes instead

not in a mean way though, almost sentimental, like he’ll actually miss ponyboy 

he drives around the town one more time before he leaves taking in everything and the memories, good and bad, he associated with his home

it’s a bittersweet feeling to leave behind his childhood but ponyboy thinks he’s ready

he almost drives to curlys just to see him one last time

Almost.

[namequest]

What Your Favourite Critical role ship says about you: Campaign 2

(All inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t)

Molly/Caleb: You just wanted good things for Caleb, and really, who wouldn't.

Jester/Caleb: You think the concept of opposites attract cannot be highly rated Enough.

Molly/Jester: You think the concept of opposites attract is Highly overrated.

Caduceus/Caleb: You just want good things for Caleb, and at this point, if good things for Caleb don't happen, you will revolt.

Fjord/Caleb: You are a sucker for characters who are each others moral compass, but you are also a sucker for characters whose moral compass is more of a roulette wheel. *Itsallaboutthehands.jpg*

Caleb/Essek: You are a sucker for characters who look put together, but who are just absolute screaming disasters on the inside. Also you really liked Good Omens.

Caleb/Astrid: You get sad every time a character doesn't manage to marry their childhood sweetheart.

Caleb/Astrid/Eodwulf: You have complete faith in Liam O'Brien inability to make a character that's not damaged and bi.

Caleb/Calianna: You are a firm believer in being a nerd and being feral.

Caleb/Pumat: Your interest in shipping is outweighed only by your interest in some vindication for Vax and Gilmore.

Caleb/Yussa: Your Ideal relationship dynamic is student/teacher but with a bigger age and power gap.

Beau/Darion: Your Ideal relationship dynamic is student/teacher.

Beau/Calianna : Your ideal relationship dynamic is nerd/jock.

Beau/Reani: Your ideal relationship dynamic is the brooding one/literal ray of sunshine.

Beau/Keg: You want a girlfriend who can kick ass. She'll kick your ass. She'll kick everyone's ass. She'll kick her own ass.

Beau/Yasha: You say you want a girlfriend who can kick your ass, but really you just want to be bridal carried.

Beau/Jester: You believe slowly falling in love with your best friend who you aren't sure is straight is something that can be so personal.

Fjord/Jester: You like lovestruck dorks so much that one day you thought "you know what's better than one lovestruck dork? Two love struck dorks." And you're still not sure if you're talkinabout Fjord and Jester or Travis and Laura.

Fjord/Avantika: You firmly believe in the inherent eroticism of death cults.

Fjord/Caduceus: You believe in the inherent romanticism of saving someone's soul. *itsallaboutthehands.jpg*

Fjord/Nott: You discovered that doing things ironically is the gateway drug to doing things for realsies.

Nott/Yeza: You just want good things for Nott, and really, who wouldn't.

Nott/Caleb: Your ideal relationship dynamic is "(s)he protec, but (s)he also attac."

Nott/Jester: Your ideal date consists of wacky hijinks after which hilarity ensues.

Jester/Calianna: Your ideal relationship is girls being friends, gals being pen-pals.

Yasha/Jester: You are a sucker for characters who are intimidating but go soft for that one person.

Yasha/Zuala: You just want good things for Yasha, and really, you are willing to perform a McElroy level unbury your gays for that.

Yasha/Caleb: You are a sucker for characters whose incredibly tragic backstories have so much in common.

Caduceus/Jester: Your ideal relationship dynamic is more of an aesthetic, and that aesthetic is cottagecore.

Caduceus/Nott: Your ideal relationship dynamic is more of an aesthetic, and that aesthetic is goblincore. Also size difference.

Caduceus/Pumat: You want to hug a firlbog so badly.

Fjord/Pumat: Your interest in shipping is outweighed only by your love of trolling Travis Willingham.

Molly/Fjord: Your ideal relationship dynamic is "And they were roommates!" "Oh my god they were roommates."

Molly/Vax: Your problem solving abilities are inferior only to your love for disaster bis.

Molly/Caduceus: You just want to have your cake and eat it, but you also think Taliesin Jaffe is too powerful and needs to be contained.

Molly/Nott: Your ideal relationship dynamic is a duo of stand up comedians.

Beau/Ophelia: You want to be stepped on.

Beau/Avantika: Your interest in moral choices in outweighed by your horniness for pirates.

Beau/The Bright Queen: You want more lesbian drama in your historical drama.

Caleb/Fjord/Caduceus: You want people to mutually support each other.

Caleb/Fjord/Molly: You want people to mutually support each other but in more chaotic ways.

Caleb/Caduceus/Molly: You don't really want a relationship as much as you want an actual Caleb support group.

Fjord/Jester/Caleb: Fuck a ship war, you just think everyone would be happier with Jester.

Beau/Jester/Yasha: Fuck a ship war, you just want to see some happy girlfriends.

Nott/Caleb/Yeza: You think that Nott has the right to hoard as many nerds as her heart desires.

Polynein: Fuck a ship war, the path to emotional healing is smooching.

The Gentleman/Ophelia: You are a firm believer in 👏 Men 👏 Getting 👏 Pegged!

Jester/The Traveller: Your love for power imbalance romances cannot be satisfied.

Marion/The Gentleman: You are Jester Lavorre.

[drey-theintrovertedcake]

Made some edits of my headcanon sexualities of the Spider-Team

Peter Parker - Bi (cause most of the fandom agree that he’s a Chaotic and Disaster Bi nerd. Bi for MJ and Harry? Deffo..)

Harry Osborn - Demi (I have never seen this guy been attracted to anyone in the series, and that he’s always very close with Peter more. Probably Demigay for Peter)

Miles Morales - Asexual (Tbh, I see him as an Ally, but in the meantime, asexual is the best suggestion for Miles now)

Gwen Stacy and Anya Corazon - Lesbians (Srsly, these two have been so close all the time, and that they’re the most iconic lesbean duo I’ve seen in the entire series besides Peter and Harry of course.)

[mosspetal]

whats ur hcs for the modern thunderclan background characters?

ok so I think I’ll just do spotfur’s generation, bc that’s the one I’m Emotionally Attached to

Spotfur

-kinda the de facto leader of the group

-very perceptive and has absurdly good intuition but nobody believes her

-master procrastinator

-large crowds can be overwhelming, especially when she was younger, because of all the Feelings(tm) clashing in the air

-big buff and fluff, can bench press every cat in modern ThunderClan

-bi demigirl

-what no I’m not projecting slythfhvhbtrfv

Stemleaf:

-doesn’t Understand people

-very good planner

-the only reason Spotfur gets anything done

-a lot more warm and genuine around spot and Briss than the other apprentices

-hates his entire family except for eaglewing

-pan

-twiggy stick man, skinny and tufty

-was a douche as an apprentice but after having a very emotional confrontation with Spotfur he got better

Briss:

-doesn’t really people but isn’t a big organizer either

-master hugger

-smol and droopy-furred

-bi and aro

-especially close to her dad

Flipclaw

-tall and awkward

-has a goatee

-sokoke tabby

-rlly close to his cousin Lightleap

-the two of them are glorious wholesome friends together

-had a definite crush on Feather

-disaster bi

Thriftear

-very agile and quick

-spotfur’s rival

-lowkey evil but not an actual threat yet

-plumstone’s best friend

-good liar

-mild douchebag

-too busy scheming to worry about romance

Plumstone

-disaster lesbian

-she and Spotfur used to be best friends but plumstone kinda screwed her over and now they hate each other

-basically just the popular mean girl stereotype

-kinda hates her parents but isn’t gonna do anything about it

Shellfur

-dumb

-if thriftear, plumstone, and him were the plastics he’d be Karen

-literally just an idiot that’s his entire personality

-also kinda a jerk but not as bad as the other two

-trans, gay, and ace

-him and leafshade are best friends, ultimate mlm-wlw solidarity

Eaglewing

-babey!!!

-absolute babey

-how did such a dysfunctional family produce such a babey? idk

-dating flywhisker

-functional pan

-only one of her siblings that was never terrible

-fluffy and soft, would make a good bed

-probably loved briarlight as a kit and was very sad when she died

Flywhisker

-adhd

-still kinda traumatized by twigbranch tbh

-disaster lesbian

-has been crushing hard on eaglewing since they were apprentices

-when she was younger she was Anxiety Incarnate

-now she’s a lot more confident

-surprisingly good at roasting ppl

Snaptooth

-as dumb as his dad but much less short-tempered

-enjoys roasting ppl but isn’t as good at it as his sis

-trans and het

-is this an au or a headcanon? idk but I hc that his litter was adopted and they’re descended from the sisters, he can see ghosts

-can we pls have snaptooth and rootspring bonding moments

BONUS ROUND

playing among us

Spotfur: an amazing crewmate and a decent impostor. god-tier intuition but nobody believes her so she just accuses the impostor of venting, she’s right

Stemleaf: a good crewmate and a good impostor. notices a lot of little clues that others would miss. finishes tasks efficiently enough but prefers to vote out the impostor

Briss: a good crewmate and a terrible impostor. nervous and bad at lying, and whenever she’s impostor she kills in front of a witness, and vents to another one, and it’s a disaster. when she’s a crewmate she finishes her tasks super fast and camps cams for the rest of the round. most likely to get framed out of everyone

Flipclaw: just generally bad at the game. is really bad at hiding it when he dies. always gets stuck on the swipe card task, hates Simon Says and calibrate distributor, will not go into electrical without a buddy

Thriftear: a good crewmate an an amazing impostor. really good at lying but also really good at not being noticed. ridiculously trigger happy but manages to pull it off. she and Spotfur trade kills so much to the point where if one of them dies first it’s clear who the impostor is

Plumstone: a decent crewmate and a decent impostor. she loves when she and thriftear are the impostors together. relies super heavily on sabotages. when she’s a crewmate she finishes her tasks but isn’t good at figuring out the impostor

Shellfur: bad at the game but in a funny way. will always vote stemleaf no matter what. perpetually sus. not good at tasks and can never remember his alibi

Eaglewing: a good crewmate and a bad impostor. always feels guilty when she kills someone. good at voting the right people out but doesn’t trust her own intuition, actually knows how to use doorlog

Flywhisker: a decent crewmate and a good impostor. camps admin. uses the vents all the time. isn’t good at tasks but never skips a vote. always catches impostors in weird, clever ways

Snaptooth: an okay crewmate and a decent impostor. really trigger happy but unlike thriftear he’s not good at it. him and shellfur as impostors are the ultimate chaotic duo. never uses sabotage. stans the tree task, probably watches tree task asmr or something

[dweetwise]

Steve realizes he’s falling in love with Dwight, asks some other survivors for advice cause he’s super confused about falling for a guy.

i’m sorry this took ages, i loved this prompt and wanted to do it justice!

disclaimer: even though this is meant to be fluff&humor, there are mentions of internalized homophobia. i’ve also never written any coming out themes before but i tried my best!

How Steve Harrington realized he’s a disaster bi

It’s just another neverending-dawn-day in the fog. Steve is minding his own business, working on generators, teabagging the killer, clicking his flashlight in Yui’s face until she slaps him—you know, the usual stuff.

And then he and Dwight escape the trial and Dwight’s smile is so wide and happy even while his teeth are covered in blood and he’s running with an obvious limp. But he’s smiling at Steve and praising him, and something finally clicks in Steve’s empty no-good jock brain and there’s only two things he knows for certain;

One, Dwight is a guy. Two, he’s most definitely falling for Dwight.

Back at camp, he has a small mental breakdown. Does this mean he’s gay? Who does he even talk to about this stuff? His thoughts immediately drift to Robin, but she’s not here. Nancy is out of the question. Sure, they’ve grown closer after being stuck in the Entity’s playground together, but he’s not about to ask his ex-girlfriend-now-friend about dating a guy. What if she’d be offended?

Quentin is probably his closest friend in the realm, but at the same time, he doesn’t want to weird him out. Is it weird to tell your bro you might be into dudes? Steve isn’t sure, but he doesn’t want to take the risk.

Kate is a sweetheart and Steve knows for sure she wouldn’t judge. But she’s also a huge gossip, and Steve would rather not half the camp know before he’s even sure himself.

Eventually, Steve makes up his mind and goes to Jane. She’s always taking on a motherly role, surely she’s up for giving him some advice?

“Jane, can I ask you something?” Steve starts, sitting down next to the woman when the camp is mostly empty, only Ash loudly telling another incredulous story to an unimpressed Feng Min and raptly listening Adam. “Only if it’s not about another flashlight,” Jane says with fond exasperation, a smile on her lips. “Nah, not this time,” Steve says, shooting her an apologetic grin for all the items he’s ‘borrowed’ from her and never managed to return. The grin fades when he tries to think of how to bring up the subject. “I think I like someone and I'm pretty sure they don't like me back,” he finally settles on, quiet enough for the trio on the other side of camp not to hear. "You ‘think’?” Jane repeats, eyebrows scrunching together. “I’m not… entirely sure,” Steve tries to explain. “We're just, like, friends.” “But you want something more?” Jane tries to prod for more information. “Yeah. Maybe. Probably,” Steve tries to decide. Damn, his thoughts are a mess. “It’s… um. A guy,” he confesses, staring at the ground so Jane doesn’t see the flush creeping up on his cheeks. He just prays that Jane won’t be disgusted or laugh or— “Oh,” Jane says, and there’s definitely surprise in her voice, but she doesn’t sound judgmental. “Is this the first time you’ve had feelings for another man?” “Yeah,” Steve says, relieved at her reaction. “How do I know if I’m gay?” Instead of blessing him with some great wisdom, Jane mulls over the question, before sighing. “I’m sorry, I don’t think I can help you,” she says apologetically. “That’s okay,” Steve says, trying not to deflate at her reply. “But… God, I hate to say this,” she sighs, making Steve perk back up. “This might be the one time you’d probably benefit from asking Ace. He’s very… open about this stuff.” Steve hums in thought. He’s not particularly close to Ace, but there’s no denying the gambler is quite… flamboyant. Jane might be right, surely Ace will help him sort this whole gay thing out? “I’ll give it a shot! Thanks Jane!” Steve chirps, getting up with a new plan of action. “And don’t tell him I sent you!” Jane warns, and Steve rolls his eyes and grins at the duo’s fake animosity towards each other.

A couple trials later, Steve and Ace are mori’d nearly simultaneously and have to trek back to camp together through the fog. Ace is whistling a carefree tune like he didn’t just get impaled by a chainsaw, and Steve figures this opportunity is as good as any.

“Ace, you're like… gay, right?” ‘Wow; smooth, Harrington,’ Steve mentally berates himself as Ace’s whistling abruptly cuts off and he turns to face him. “That's got to be the worst pick-up-line I've heard in my life,” Ace says, quirking an amused eyebrow. “No, shit, I wasn't—” Steve starts panicking. "Relax, I'm just messing with you,” Ace grins. “What's up?” Steve pauses, calming his heart rate and trying to figure out how he should approach the subject. “How did you know?” Steve manages to ask. When Ace only cocks his head in confusion, Steve pushes through the embarrassment to continue. “That you're… into guys.” “Oh!” Ace exclaims, face lighting up in realization. “I—well. I saw hot guys and wanted to sleep with them? It was pretty easy to tell, in my case.” “So it was just, like… sexual?” Steve asks, frowning. That's definitely not what he feels for Dwight, at least not the biggest part of it. “I’ve never really been the romantic type,” Ace explains, shrugging. “If you need relationship advice, I'm probably the last guy to ask.” Oh. That’s a little disappointing. Ace starts telling a story about some wild adventure with a rich mafia leader’s son and Steve kind of tunes out and tries to figure out who he could ask for help next.

He eventually settles on Nea when the opportunity presents itself and he arrives into camp after a trial to find her sitting by herself.

“I think I like a guy and I'm freaking out." Well. That was unnecessary blunt. Instead of laughing in his face, Nea just pinches her eyebrows together. “Are you having an unrequited love crisis or a sexuality crisis?” Nea asks him to clarify. “Uh. Both.” “Well, shit.” “Yeah.” “Let me know if you figure something out.” “Wait, you don't have any advice?” “Dude, I'm the biggest lesbian disaster you'll ever meet,” she snorts, before sobering up and looking almost regretful. “It's been years and I still haven't told her I like her.” “Oh. Rip,” Steve says, cringing in sympathy. He never realized Nea was into girls, but they’re apparently in almost the exact same situation. Hopefully Steve won’t end up pining for years, though. Suddenly, he has an idea. “If I end up confessing, you have to too,” Steve decides, nudging her with his elbow. “Deal,” Nea says, face twisting into a grin.

With no help from Nea, Steve ends up in a bit of a slump for a couple of days. He doesn’t know who else to approach for advice, because everyone he asks is another risk that Dwight will find out. Maybe he should just confess to Dwight? But who the hell wants to hear ‘I think I like you but I’m not sure’? Steve sighs and runs a hand through his hair.

“Wha's wrong, mate?” David’s voice snaps him out of his thoughts and he looks over to the man. Shit, Steve had been so deep in thought he hadn’t even noticed another batch of their friends getting called into a trial. It’s just him and David, along with Jake who is softly snoring on the other side of camp. Steve would have never expected David to pick up on his mood, but the brawler keeps surprising him with just how tuned into everyone’s emotions he is. Even now, David isn't looking at him mockingly, he seems genuinely curious at his obvious shift in attitude. “Just falling for someone who doesn't feel the same. You know, typical bullshit,” Steve tries to joke. He expects David to laugh, but instead the other's face morphs into a sympathetic smile. “Same,” David says, faraway gaze staring into the campfire. David being soft? In love? Steve has no idea who the other is into and that he’d even want a committed relationship. And who wouldn’t want David? He’s seen all of the girls ogling his toned chest at least once. Although Steve does feel a little better knowing he's not the only one suffering from heartbreak. He just sits quietly with David and stares at the fire until the others get back and the companionable silence is broken.

Steve doesn’t know how many more days pass, but he realizes he’s getting nowhere. To make matters worse, Dwight keeps being annoyingly handsome and adorable and Steve’s poor heart doesn’t know what to do with itself. Maybe that’s why he decides to be so blunt.

“Do you think Dwight likes me?” Steve asks Claudette when she’s patching him up after a rough trial. “Of course!” she smiles warmly, clearly not getting his point. “No, I mean…” Steve chews on his lip nervously. “Do you think he likes me?” Claudette’s hands pause on his leg, and she only has time to look up at him in clear surprise, when Meg appears out of nowhere. “What exactly are your intentions with him?” Meg demands, glaring at Steve and making it obvious she’s been eavesdropping. Steve is kind of surprised; out of everyone, Meg bullies and teases Dwight the most, which has made him dislike her a little. But apparently, she's also fiercely protective of him. “I, uh,” Steve starts, a little taken aback by Meg’s threatening energy. “I want to date him,” he finally manages to put the feelings from the last couple of weeks into words. Meg hesitates a little, gauging him warily before speaking again. “I didn’t know you were bi,” Meg finally says and Steve has a small epiphany. Bi. So he’s not necessarily gay after all! Well. He’s a little gay, fantasizing about holding Dwight in his arms and kissing him silly. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t also like girls; it just means his current crush is a guy. But if Dwight rejects him, he could easily fall for a girl in the future. Or another guy. The thought doesn’t bother him nearly as much as he anticipated. It’s just the way things are. “Helloooo? Anyone home?” Meg is getting impatient, waving a hand in front of his face while Claudette tries to defuse, feebly pulling on Meg’s arm. “I didn’t, either,” Steve confesses. “I just… recently figured it out.” He tactfully leaves out the fact that ‘recently’ means ‘literally five seconds ago’. “Are you sure?” Meg pushes. “Are you sure you’re gonna treat him right? Are you gonna like him even if he grows a beard? Are you gonna be able to suck a dick, or any you gonna freak out and dump him?” “Meg!” Claudette exclaims, mortified and a deep flush on her cheeks. Steve shares her sentiment, resisting the urge to jump into the burning campfire to escape the embarrassment of Meg’s crude words. Sure, he’s thought about doing… stuff, with Dwight, but he’s only been with one person before and even talking about sex just makes him blush and cringe. “Well?” Meg demands. “If you’re not sure, don’t bother. Dwight deserves better than being your shitty experiment.” Steve hesitates. What if she’s right? What if he ends up panicking and hurting Dwight? “Meg, he just came out!” Claudette jumps in to defend him, surprising both Steve and Meg by her assertiveness. “Let him figure it out on his own, or with Dwight. It’s not fair to push your own insecurities on him!” Huh? Claudette’s words confuse Steve even further; Meg is insecure? He sees the sprinter’s demeanor change instantly, going from confrontational to withdrawn as the words sink in. “I… shit,” Meg sighs, running a hand over her face. “You’re right. I’m sorry, dude.” “It’s cool,” Steve says, still more confused than anything. The subject is abruptly dropped, and Claudette finishes patching his wound up before going to braid Meg’s hair and muttering an apology to the mopey redhead.

Steve later realizes neither or the girls ended up answering his question about Dwight. Out of options, Steve decides it’s finally time to ask Quentin.

“Hey man, what’s up?” Quentin greets with a friendly half-smile before going back to stocking a med-kit, not seeming at all bothered that Steve has been avoiding him for the better part of a week. And, well, since he asked… “I've just realized I'm bi,” Steve says. To his credit, Quentin just looks up, a completely neutral expression on his face. “Congrats. Welcome to the club,” Quentin says with a small grin. “Uh… You could at least pretend to be surprised?” Steve jokes but his eyebrows have shot up into his hairline in disbelief. Quentin is also bi? Why the fuck didn't he go to Quentin first? “Had my suspicions,” the other grins. “What made you realize?” “I've uh… I started crushing on a dude and it took me ages to realize that it wasn't really normal to wanna do couple-y stuff with your bro,” Steve explains. Shit, does Quentin think he's talking about him? Luckily, the other just hums in acknowledgement. “Gonna tell me who it is?” Quentin asks. Steve hesitates, but since he's already come this far… “It's Dwight,” Steve sighs. “I just don't know if I even have a shot.” “Dude, Dwight is so gay, and he adores you,” Quentin says with a bright smile, and Steve blushes and scratches at his neck in embarrassment. “You have a ginormous shot.” Steve can’t help the hopeful grin on his face. This is what he wanted to hear, all this time! He feels much better now, he’s going to tell Dwight and— “Unlike me,” Quentin adds quietly, smile fading and kicking at the dirt with his sneaker. Steve takes a few seconds to get his brain out of mushy la-la-land, and then he realizes Quentin is talking about a crush of his own. “Excuse you, what the fuck? You're awesome, who wouldn't like you?” so Steve is a little passionate about defending his best friend, sue him. “Eh, I guess he likes me well enough, but he's straight,” Quentin shrugs. “Like, painfully so.” “How do you know that?” Steve asks. Okay, so he correctly analyzed Steve was bi—it could have been a lucky guess! “I keep flirting and he keeps ignoring it. Pretty obvious,” Quentin mutters, still pouting. Steve racks his brain for if he’s ever seen Quentin flirt with any of the guys, but he draws up a blank. Usually Quentin just snarks and sounds like he’s trying to pick a fight. “Maybe you just suck at flirting,” Steve suggests. “Fuck you!” Quentin scoffs in mock offense, elbowing him in the ribs. “Gonna tell me who it is?” Steve asks, nudging Quentin back and parroting his earlier question. Quentin looks at him, grins, and says: “Nope!” “What the fuck!?” Steve says, shoving Quentin playfully while the other just laughs. “I told you mine! You suck!”

After his next trial, Steve comes into camp to find Quentin arguing with David, which is nothing out of the ordinary—Quentin’s snarks really do come across as confrontational, and David is always easily provoked. Before Steve can even figure out what the argument is about, Quentin throws his hands up in exasperation and stomps off into the woods.

Instead of seething with anger and clenching his fists like he usually does after an interrupted fight, David just stares at his retreating form with a sad expression on his face. It’s the exact same look that Steve saw when he talked about the person he could never have.

Combined with the fact that Quentin likes someone ‘painfully straight’ who doesn’t realize that Quentin’s flirting sounds like he’s picking a fight?

And again, something in Steve's head just clicks.

“You should go after him,” Steve says, causing several heads to turn in his direction, David's among them. “It’s probably best to let him cool off,” Jane protests, giving Steve a pointed look. “I think it's a good idea,” Dwight, his adorable cheerleader, pipes up nervously. “Maybe the privacy would benefit you.” David pauses for a second, then nods. “Son, if you end up throwing fists—” Bill starts, annoyed. “I won't,” David assures and disappears into the tree line after Quentin. “That was a good call. I hope they make up,” Dwight says, scooting closer to Steve on the log and giving him a small smile. Steve stares into Dwight's kind eyes. He's so amazing, always having his back, caring so much about the others being happy and getting along. God, he’s such a good person and Steve— “I love you,” Steve hears himself saying, and it's like time itself comes to a halt.

He sees Bill’s cigarette fall out of the veteran’s mouth and a deck of cards scatter along he ground as Ace drops them in surprise. He hears Nea choke on nothing and hears Jane gasp as her eyes widen in disbelief.

Steve is about to stutter out an apology, to explain or joke it off, but Dwight is suddenly pulling him to his feet.

“Let’s go for a walk,” Dwight squeaks, cheeks red and glancing anxiously at the others, who are still gawking.

Dwight leads him a little way into the woods, and Steve nervously waits for him to say something, biting his tongue as to not blurt out something more he’s going to regret. But then Dwight is turning to him and looking up at him with his big, brown eyes and Steve couldn’t speak even if he wanted to.

“Do you mean it?” Dwight asks, a lot of his anxiousness replaced by a hopeful energy. God, those eyes, he’s so cute— “Yeah,” Steve says, swallowing nervously. “Really?” Dwight asks, somehow still unsure, bottom lip trembling like he’s about to cry— “Yeah,” Steve repeats, this time with much more confidence, placing a hand on Dwight’s waist. Dwight smiles brightly and in a bold move that Steve doesn’t expect but wholeheartedly welcomes, Dwight leans up just the tiniest amount to make their lips meet.

It’s a lot different than kissing Nancy. For one, Dwight is much taller than a girl. His glasses also bump into Steve’s nose and Steve tilts his head to avoid them, which inadvertently causes the kiss to deepen. Dwight’s hair is unfamiliarly short when Steve’s hand cups the back of his head, but it feels nice; almost as soft as his own.

Kissing Dwight should feel weird, but it doesn’t. The motions are the same, and the warm fluttering in his chest is the same. It’s different than what he’s used to, but not in a bad way.

They finally pull away and end up just smiling dopily at each other.

“Um…” Dwight starts, clearing his throat. “At this point it’s probably obvious, but I really like you too,” he says, eyes crinkling at the corners because of how wide his smile is. Steve doesn’t care that he didn’t say ‘love’, and he’s a little embarrassed that he just blurted it out like a shitty romance novel damsel, but he doesn’t really regret it if this is the outcome. Now, he just really has to know— “Do you wanna be my boyfriend?” Steve asks, not caring if it’s too soon. He’s already fucked up the rules of dating; he’s pretty sure love confessions are supposed to come after getting together. So what’s one milestone more? “I’d love to,” Dwight says, and he’s so happy and it makes Steve grin like the idiot he is. But now he’s Dwight’s idiot.

They make their way back to camp holding hands and exchanging soft glances. Steve looks at the others; everyone has mostly collected themselves, Ace picking up his cards and Jane clearing her throat and Nea sneaking glances, but nobody comments. Well, except one. “It was about goddamn time,” Bill mutters, smirking knowingly against his cigarette. Holy shit, apparently the old coot is much more perceptive than Steve thought, as Ace and Nea both attack him with questions of “How the fuck could you have known!?”.

Steve is on cloud nine for the rest of the day, sitting with his Dwight and holding his hand and exchanging smiles and it all feels so right.

Bonus: Steve’s grin grows impossibly wider when he later spots Quentin walking out of the trees, dragging a dopey David after him by his arm. Quentin is blushing a little and glares at Ace who wolf-whistles at their arrival.  And then Steve spots numerous hickies on David’s throat and blushes furiously, burying his face against Dwight’s shoulder. He feels Dwight tilt his head in confusion. “I can’t believe I made them fuck,” Steve mumbles against his boyfriend’s shirt, and Dwight chuckles softly. “You didn’t see it coming?” Dwight teases. “I thought it was obvious. The tension between those two has always been insane.” Steve lifts up his head, realizing something. “Wait, so did you also know I was into you?” Steve asks. Dwight blushes and averts his eyes. “No, not really—I mean I was hopeful, but I didn’t think anything would actually come of it,” he explains, glancing over with a shy smile. “Glad to have proven you wrong,” Steve grins, flopping his head back against Dwight’s shoulder and squeezing his hand. “Me too,” Dwight murmurs against his hair. “Aw, fuck,” Nea suddenly exclaims on the other side of the campfire, letting her head fall back against a tree with a ‘thunk’. Steve and Dwight both look over, Dwight clearly concerned and Steve with a shit-eating grin. He didn’t forget their little promise, and apparently, neither did Nea.

[nonbinaryhomu]

madoka and/or mami!!

i do both because they're babies 💓

> madoka:

sexuality headcanon: she's sapphic sm!

gender headcanon: female i think

a ship i have with said character: basically i'm in multishipper hell but madohomu (especially with moemura) and madomami!

a brotp i have with said character: madosaya! madoiro is cool too

a notp i have with said character: uh i don't think i have?

a random headcanon: her first days as a god are so sad for her. she was crying all the time from loneliness, even if fact that she save too many megucas made her so happy; but one day she started looking at the timelines when moemura was happy girl and she started smiling too.

general opinion over said character: miss kaname can i be in heaven with you

> mami:

sexuality headcanon: (disaster) lesbian!! or bi

gender headcanon: female

a i ship i have with said character: KYOMAMI but as i said, i love madomami too

a brotp i have with said character: homumami as a disaster lesbians duo....... also cheesepeach (mami/momo) because the different story make me broshipping them so hard

a notp i have with said character: mami/iroha??? just no

a random headcanon: when she was in good relations with kyoko, she had a notebook covered in their photos together. every time when she's sad she look into it. and lies to others she's not crying.

general opinion over said character: god i love her SO much, she's my big comfort character, i want her to adopt me

[goninja-go]

Dumb Headcanons 8

Kai has a lot of pent up emotions regarding his parents.

Whenever Ed and Edna came over to visit Jay or they'd go to visit them, Kai would feel jealous and be bitter towards Jay for a while. He'd also grow bitter towards Lloyd after Garmadon got purged of the venom.

Growing up, Kai was convinced that the only ones he and Nya could rely on were each other.

Kai, Jay and Lloyd have fangs. Jay's fangs are leftovers from when he was slowly turning into a Serpentine. They're small and barely noticeable.

Lloyd's fangs are from being half Oni. They're small like Jay's but they are noticeable.

Kai's fangs are from being a fire elemental. They're big (bigger than Jay and Lloyd's at least) and really noticeable, they're also very sharp.

Lloyd and Kai also purr while Jay makes hissy sounds when happy or content. All three are embarrassed by it.

Kai is touched starved, mostly from not having parents around for the majority of his life. Any gentle contact he gets, he instantly turns into a puddle of goo.

The other ninja didn't know that they didn't have parents until season 7 rolled around. They had just assumed that they died recently.

I've already said this but, Kai has freckles, he just covers them up.

The reason is that his mom has freckles as well and after they disappeared he didn't want to be reminded of her so he covered them up. He's also a bit insecure about them.

Kai's hair is naturally spikey

Kai would rock a dress and makeup

When an EM dies without passing on their power, it'll leave them and go search for someone who is worthy ala Green Lantern Ring

All the ninja have cuddle piles change my mind.

Every new generation of Element Masters have a disaster bi and a disaster lesbian duo. The previous generation had Garmadon as the disaster bi while Libber was the disaster lesbian. The current one has Kai as the disaster bi while Nya is the disaster lesbian.

Anyways yeah, Garm's a disaster bi, change my mind.

You can't see it but Kai has cat eyes.

[heartslobbf]

i know that literally no one cares about this apart from me (probably) but like,,,,

we were ROBBED of a friendship between gwaine and morgana and i will never get over it. like. grumpy lesbian and disaster bi is my favourite duo and i fuckfijdkkfdkskskfk. i can’t put into words how beautiful they would’ve been if they werENT TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER 24/7 LIKE THE CHEMISTRY IS THERE. morgana would make a snarky comment about how gwaine sucks and gwaine would be like fuck yeah i do but at least im not a fucking asshole and morgana would enchant him to lose all of his hair and so on and so forth.

i can’t put into words how much i love this dynamic without explaining my dumb Morgana Is A Knight And Not Evil au so um like. Morgana Is A Knight And Not Evil.