#Les mis crack

[mollyringle]

Found this sketch I made ~10 yrs ago. Can only assume it was sparked by some frivolous fandom discussion. I don't know, man. Jabert and Jean Valjernie

[purrvaire]

black sails + shitpost I have on my phone (pt. 4/?)

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[overthinkinglotr]

I wrote a short fanfic based on this tumblr post discussing monarchy in The Hobbit! Because while LOTR takes place in a magical fairy tale world where monarchy can be good, it is funny to bring the logic of anti monarchical revolutions to middle earth.

The summary:

“It is simply the nature of all kings to kill, plunder, and hoard wealth— in the same way it is the nature of dragons,” Bilbo said.

Bilbo Baggins has lived all his life in The Shire, where leaders are democratically elected. He has never met a king before. Royal families have always been nothing more than characters in stories from far away.

But after meeting several haughty warlike kings on the Quest for Erebor, Bilbo finally realizes why the Shire has no monarchy — it is a ridiculous horrible form of government and no one with any hobbit-sense would ever agree to it.

Following the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo explains representational democracy to King Thorin Oakenshield. Overwhelmed by the hobbit’s wisdom, Thorin impulsively converts Erebor into a democratic republic and retires from public life.

But what will happen when Bilbo and Thorin’s actions set off a wave of anti-monarchical democratic revolutions across Middle Earth? Will they ever be allowed to live in peace?

(A book/movie fusion tragicomedy about the struggles of searching for an ending where “they all live happily ever after to the end of their days.”)

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

Courfeyrac: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?

Marius: Insulting Enjolras in front of Grantaire

[bogusbyron]

(Scrubs your javerts head with a wet sponge)(affectionately)

there

squeaky clean

thankyou im sure he needed it

[avalaryx]

I can never escape the les mis obsession I should've never read that damn book

[herstoriies]

Happy 24601 day everyone!!! 🇫🇷🥖

[adnrewminyard]

sorry but how long do u guys think the ravens practiced their synchronized little number at the fall banquet. i know it's too soon to poke at the nest but it is simply too funny of a concept to ignore.

[randomwholocker]

not sorry this idea has been in my head for months enjoy this display of my editing skills

[granhairdo]

for some reason my computer terribly auto translates everything and i was on the shoujo cosette website (in japanese) and it really badly translated it and these are the highlights

babet: babe

the friends of the abc: abc friends association

combeferre: comb fer

enjolras: enjora

laigle: raigle

claquesous: crack zoo

eponine: epinnne

[magiaveneno]

es un hijo de puta jajsja

[lovejaerim]

Choi Jae-rim singing Bring Him Home on January 16, broadcast on February 4.

[weheartstims]

can i request an enjolras (les mis) stimboard with slime, clay cracking, and nature things please? preferably no soap cutting

Enjolras (Les Misérables) with slime, clay cracking, and nature!

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[marvelmaniac715]

Other People: Why are you so attached to your dog?

Me holding my dog against my chest: He’s like the son I might have known. If God had granted me a son.

[leftoverspagehhti]

Weekly random headcannon of the week:

I feel like Javert would be the type of guy to have a boiling hot cup of coffee that would be so hot that you litteraly cannot touch the mug and he would actually just chug it like a glass of water, destroying all his taste buds and the roof of his mouth in the process. But he would think that's normal because he has no friends