#Legal Contracts
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I just watched the new trailer for season 3 of tlovm. Ok so they're definitely smushing The Nine Hells and the City of Brass storylines together. Makes sense. I kinda thought they might while hoping they wouldn't but with the spacetime constraints they're working under it does make logical sense. I will be devastated if they don't transplant Senokir to guide them around Dis though. Give me my freaky Genasi man! Ipkesh provided a guide in the campaign, but we can pretend that didn't happen. They could replace the little imp guide with Senokir and just have Ipkesh help them with the prison break in part. Ipkesh and Senokir don't even need to be linked together. They can run into Senokir first then Ipkesh later, Senokir can introduce them to Ipkesh like he introduces them to the fire giants, there's plenty of ways to make it work.
I'm kind of assuming/hoping they're doing a 2 for 1; grab Pike's armor and kill the Rakshasa here. (I am still desperately hoping they are doing the Rakshasa storyline).
Tary'll just have to lump it with only going on the Water Aramente trial lol. I'll miss his joke about his father's lawyers having a firm in the Hells though. And the ridiculousness of dragging a baby adventurer to literal Hell. oh well. I hope they reproduce the infernal contract Matt drew up because he's an insane person and drew up a real fake contract for them to sign. I want to watch these doofuses be forced to parse Hellish legalese. Make Percy read it out loud for all of us to enjoy! Just like in the campaign lol.
I guess Pike's coming with them? Which, on the one hand, yay! More Pike! But on the other hand, part of the fun of them going to The Hells was the sheer stupidity of them going WITHOUT THEIR CLERIC LMFAO.
#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#the nine hells#the city of dis#the city of brass#senokir#ipkesh#legal contracts#tlovm season 3#tlovm season 3 trailer#percy de rolo#taryon darrington#scanlan shorthalt#pike trickfoot#rakshasa#still hopeful
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An Overview of Contract Law, India
Explore the fundamentals of Contract Law as defined by the Indian Contract Act, 1872. This blog offers a comprehensive overview of the Act, detailing its key provisions and principles that govern legal agreements in India. Learn about the essentials of forming, enforcing, and interpreting contracts, including essential elements like offer, acceptance, consideration, and legality. Whether you're a student, professional, or someone interested in legal frameworks, this guide will help you understand how contracts are managed and regulated in India.
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By centralizing contract repositories and offering intuitive search functionalities, CLM software empowers legal professionals to access critical information swiftly and make informed decisions. It's more than just digital transformation—it's a strategic investment in optimizing your legal processes and driving business success in the modern era.
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#contract#contract drafting#essentials of contract#blog#medium#contract review#steps of contract drafting#importance of contract#law#legal contracts
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Contracting with data: The need to measure
In the field of law, measuring student learning outcomes is crucial for effective legal education. A school that fails to measure student learning outcomes, by not conducting exams or tests, may fail to produce competent lawyers. In contrast, a school that effectively measures learning outcomes using the latest data about student performance can provide a better legal education, enabling teachers to identify areas where students need improvement and take corrective action. In the world of business, measuring performance is vital for effective management. However, one area of business that has traditionally been overlooked is contract management, which is critical for the success of any business. Poor contract management can lead to revenue leakage, missed opportunities, and uninformed decision-making. Companies that fail to measure their contract management process can lose up to 9% of their annual revenue. By collecting robust data and insights into contracts, companies can identify opportunities, prevent revenue leakage, and make informed decisions. Additionally, an efficient contract lifecycle management (CLM) solution can streamline the contracting process, providing easy access to contract data and improving visibility, transparency, automation, and accountability. CLM solutions can identify what is broken in the contracting process and provide specific data about the contract cycle to help organizations make better business decisions. Companies that use an advanced CLM solution like smartContract can prevent revenue leakage by identifying if a non-standard clause was used to specify product performance. With CLM technology, finding force majeure clauses in contracts and determining their legal validity in the context of a pandemic becomes an effortless task.
#clm#contract management#contract management software#Contract Management Solution#Contract Management System#contracts#Enterprise Contract Management#Legal Contract Management System#Legal Contracts
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One of those 'Oops we got blackout drunk and got married in Vegas' trope fics but it's Julian and Quark waking up married at Vic's
#vic is somehow a legally recognized officiant in the Federation#quark says a contract is a contract but only between Ferengi but thats hard to make happen when you live on#a Federation space station
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its bedtime now
#fnaf#security breach#fnaf security breach#moondrop#the daycare attendant#moon fnaf#doodle before i knock out#whenever i get tired im legally required via contract to draw him#i dont make the rules i simply oblige
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Young women's dating pool is really pathetic when you realise it's full of:
Porn addicts
"Sensitive" males whom you have to perform constantly so as not to hurt their feelings.
Narcisstic Gym Bros
Sociopaths
Emotional manipulators
"Woke" men who treat women as if we're trash.
#radical feminism#radblr#radical feminist community#radical feminists do interact#female separatism#pro abortion#anti marriage#misandry#don't settle#don't marry men#marriage is a legal oppressive contract
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Guy who went to Baldur’s Gate law school and passed the Baldur’s Gate bar exam some time long ago
#its all very tedious I BET#did he chug speed potions to pull all-nighters#ALSO shouldn’t he know not to make deals with the devil without a lawyer present#evidently baldurs gates legal system is in shambles#yelling about how apparently origin astarion can offer to look over wyll’s contract omg#anyways this is for my lawyer friends idk how u guys do this#bg3#baldur’s gate iii#astarion#baldurs gate 3#astarion ancunin#alibonbonn#ali draws
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The Fae Thought He Had Her, but She's Had Lots of Practice
Actual Title: "On Foreign Soil."
The fae was having a grand old time with his latest toy. Mortals were easily befuddled with the magic of contract-and-courtesy. He'd taken pretty much all he could from the family: several names, the mother's attention, the son's concept of friendship... Even the life of the father.
He'd taken that one taking just the right moment of his time, the one where he moved just out of the oncoming car's path. That also took out the youngest daughter and making a new neverwas to lurk in the pockets of lost time around the home.
The tricks made him strong. The sense of betrayal and regret humans had when they realized how screwed they truly were was like honey: rich, sweet, and immune to spoilage. If anything, in the last sixty-some-odd years he'd been home the humans had gotten more petulant and even easier to trick.
It was a veritable buffet.
So when the eldest daughter returned home from college, he expected her to be easy pickings. The young were always foolish and prideful, and very often rude. They gave him so many opportunities.
So when she threw open the door, and stared at him with cold green eyes, he immediately laughed in delight. His face took on a distinctively 'David Bowiesq' aspect, a trick he found worked well the last time he'd been to the mortal lands.
"Oh, hello. May I have your name, lass?" He cooed in a cocky-yet-soothing voice.
"My name is Alex, and no." She said.
He raised a brow. She was canny, or at least half-canny. She knew enough to object to him taking it. Still, she had answered, and by the laws of the fae, the latter objection did not override the former offer.
So why wasn't he Alex now?
It was odd, but sometimes mortals were a little resistant to magic. He worried for a moment she was a skeptic, but she couldn't be. Her response meant she knew, or at least suspected, what he was. Moreover, he didn't feel the painful chill and sluggishness empiressence caused, nor the crushing weight of the explicable upon his bird-hollow bones.
No, she was just lucky, or was carrying an iron horseshoe, nothing he couldn't handle in his, or someone else's sleep.
"And what the fuck are you calling yourself, asshole?"
He blinked.
The impudence hit him like a slap. She'd just given him the opening to do anything he wanted, but the raw temerity of the insult, it's artless crudeness, it's utter lack of respect stunned him too much to enjoy it. His rage and petulance rushed into the hole left by his shock, and he sputtered.
"You rude little beast, you have no idea what you've brought upon yourself!"
He raised one pale hand, the flesh fading from it to leave nothing but blackened bone, and he pointed the index finger at her in a silent gesture. He let fly his curse. Not just any curse, but his, the one he had made for just such an occasion.
Alex stared at him. Arms crossed. Her hair was the color of the fae's own rage.
"What's the matter, cat got your brain?"
The fae's confidence wavered and the flesh returned to his hand.
"Where are the spiders?" He said. "There... there ought to be spiders! There should be spiders!"
She rolled her eyes.
"You broke the laws of courtesy and decorum! I can do as I please as a wronged noble! You should be spiders!"
"Whose laws?" It was Alex's turn to smile.
"Why, the only ones that matter, the laws of Faerie, as laid down by Oberon and Tita-"
"And Titsforbrains, yeah. I was five once and I can read. I know your dumb politics. Slight problem. Where are you now?"
"The mortal realm?"
"More specifically?"
"The Earth. The United States."
"Exactly." Alex smiled. "And while you might come the land of the platonic ideal of inbred nepobabies, in the United States of America, no law says I can't call a fuckface a fuckface. Fuckface."
The fae tried a different curse, yet Alex was not being twisted into any sort of goat, ironic or otherwise. "But, that doesn't matter! We're a higher form of being, our laws override yours."
"No they don't." Alex said with a confidence reserved for honey badgers and humans of age three. "Now undo all your bullshit and get out of my house."
"Nuh-uh!" The Fae's cocky smirk returned. With a flourish, he pulled out a deed. "It's my house, I got it off your mother, fair-and-square. She traded it for the heart your little brother so foolishly traded me. So you should get out of MY house."
"Contracts signed under duress are non-enforceable." She said in a bored, dismissive tone.
The Fae started to object, but the contract was already crumbling into dried daffodil petals in his hand. He tried to pretend this wasn't terrifying. Inexplicable happenings were supposed to be caused by him, not happen to him. "Are you a wizard?"
"Don't be stupid. I just know my rights." She said. "I'm betting you didn't disclose the full terms of the contracts either?"
The Fae shook his head, more from fear than as a response to the question. Of course he hadn't. If the mortals didn't do their due diligence and couldn't read Linear-B, that wasn't his fau-
The thirty years he stole from the youngest boy ripped themselves out of his body. A half dozen other deals began popping at the seams.
"How are you doing this?" He gasped.
"I'm not doing it. You are. You're idiot who runs on rules and laws who decided to come scam innocent people for your own profit and amusement."
"But it always worked before-" The Fae ran his mind through all his previous romps. Every single human had whined and begged about how unfair things were. Why was this one different?
He ran through those memories again. They were among his favorites so it was easy for him to see every detail. An old man trying to argue Fae law with him. A shepherd girl trying to use her own word games to trap him. A hippie saying almost the exact same words about non-enforceable contracts.
Almost.
He ran through the memories again and again. Always impressed or terrified or blinded by greed, the mortals always argued on his terms, always went back to his wording of the deal or contract, always appealed to the laws of his people and his own noble position.
None of them had ever argued jurisdiction. Once one of them had, it applied, not just now, not just to these toys, but retroactively, and, from how it felt, with interest.
"Oh." Was all the Fae could say.
"Yes. 'Oh.'" Alex smiled like the cat that ate the proverbial canary. "Children can't sign contracts, either, you know."
Everything the Fae had done to the boy snapped back at once. It felt like every seventh tendon in his body had been snipped simultaneously with tiny scissors.
"Nor can someone sign away the right to kill them to someone else, or sell themselves or others into slavery."
Alex's father reappeared in the living room, looking dazed. In his lap was Alex's youngest sister, now remembered by all present as a person that existed. The return of the father's moment was a minor loss, but there was one less neverwas in the Castle of Paradox, and the Baron would blame him for its unmaking.
"Also, names aren't transferable between people, nor are they the whole and sum of a person's identity in this country. The closest thing we have to that is a social security number. And if you steal one of those, well, identity theft is a crime here."
Mr. Baxter, Mrs. Baxter, Julie and Sam's lights all turned on at once, though they were still groggy and half-asleep and would be for hours to come.
A fortune in names, first, middle, last, with nicknames and pet-names and all between, all vanished from the Fae's purse. He could feel its lightness in his pocket.
The Fae turned on his heels. "I fear I must take my leave, so sorry for the inconvenience!"
He was halfway to the door. The impact on the back of his skull knocked him forward off his feet, sending him slamming into the polished wood floor. The projectile that laid him out bounced and landed by his head.
He'd been right about her having an iron horseshoe.
"You don't get to walk away." She said. He felt her steel-toed boot, soles made of entirely synthetic rubber and cleats of cold steel, press against the base of his spine. His hollow, bird-bone spine. "You don't get to fuck with people, say 'my bad' when you get caught, and run."
"Y-your law!" He gasped. He felt his bones cracking. He wanted to turn into something else but he couldn't focus. She was pressing down harder now, because she was half-kneeling. Her hand picked up the fallen horseshoe. "You have to let me go, or arrest me, turn me over to your police, right? You can't just murder me!"
"What are you?"
"I- I'm a Faerie of Arcadia, a sub-Prince of the House of-"
"So not a human. And not an animal." She kept him pinned.
"No!" He growled. Blood the color of an oil slick on the highway began to fill his mouth. The pain made him forget his fear for a moment, and he bared his true face, something between a bug, a wax store mannequin, and a pug-dog. "We-we're a higher form of life! Far beyond anything this miserable pile of dung you call a planet has to offer! You will pay for this impertinence the moment you break the law that holds me!"
"You're a lot of things. A bully, a pest, a liar. But you're not human. And you're not an animal. In fact, as far as the laws of this land are concerned, you aren't real."
Alex lifted her boot to kick him onto his back, then pinned him again.
"Th-then you can't kill me!" He laughs. "You can't kill something that's not real! You've trapped yourself! You'll have to let me go!"
"You haven't been to our 'pile of dung' in some time have you?" Alex asked. She nodded to a strange white book-shaped object that sat unopened, upright, next to the television, next to a pair of white and black crescent-moon shaped objects studded with small white and black buttons.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
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Six hours later, a notification popped up on Alex's dorm room computer.
#short story#short fiction#faerie folk#fae folk#contracts#fairy tale#fantasy fiction#writing by op#my writing#it's me boy I'm the ps5#establishing legal precedent#to smash in your brain#listen to me boyyyy#there's no law against killing fictions
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Can you please drop the name of the KJ Parker book involving contracts? A (brief) browse of his works didn’t make it obvious but my silly paralegal heart is intrigued…
So the KJ Parker novellas I'm talking about are primarily Prosper's Demon, Inside Man, and Pulling the Wings off Angels. However, while I did enjoy the others, Pulling the Wings off Angels is my favorite---it should shock no one that I love infernal/heavenly deals, moral arithmetic, and trying to out-lawyer god.
(The other series I'm looking into is published by Parker's alter ego, but still sounds up my alley.)
However, maybe you're asking for the other series that ties legalese to magic---in which case, I would look into the Craft Sequence from Max Gladstone. Admittedly, I haven't read all of it, but Three Parts Dead/Four Roads Cross is one of my favorite duologies, and I could have read about Tara Abernathy, her first job out of law school, and all the headaches (and power, and conniving, and history, truth, fellow feeling) she encounters there, for much more than two books.
#put that lawyer in a fantasy situation!!!#(this is because everyone in the legal profession deserves not to be in the legal profession.#it's an arms of an angel sort of sitch.#but honestly the world can't rehome that many poor souls who like to pontificate in front of their subordinates#so instead#stick them next to a dragon insisting on enforcing verbal contracts.#have them talk about establishing a new changeling(tm) franchise in multiple states simultaneously.#ask ''have we thought about permits; specifically who will ask the local water spirit and what offerings they will present?''#I'm just saying.)#from the bookshelf
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VERY BAD PUBLISHERS Part III, now FREE TO READ on my Substack.
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What about your situation ship, Solstice? with ruin?
I'm sorry... My-?
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No..... Surely not-?....
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SHUT. UP.
You have no idea what you're talking about... it's utter nonsense!... I don't have a-... situationship.... let alone with Ruin!
#tsbs confessional#tsbs confessionverse#ruin#my answers#i swear- if ruin hears about this....#just know you better sleep with one eye open alex.#(oop- someone's angry!)#(well.... for the sake of legalities)#(solstice can't actually do anyone any harm)#(binded by a contract to be nice and good <3)#(he'll just be pissy in his corner for a bit- prob locked up in his lab)#<- J
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Feeling stuck in contract chaos? Let RazorSign untangle the knots for you. Transform frustration into freedom, one contract at a time!
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dec 2023 - jan 2019 - sept 2017
its a redraw of a redraw!
(psst: here's a speedpaint if you're interested! https://youtu.be/9nn73oxU7eg)
#antisepticeye#jacksepticeye#septicart#gone back to my roots: smashing one interest into the other#ngl i was always scared of doing a second redraw of the 2019 art in case there was no difference between that one or the new one LMFAO#i basically dumped everything major that happened into the desc of the speedpaint so heres sparknotes version:#i graduated uni a second time lmfao#i got a temp contract job that fuckin ruled and i miss it#so now hopefully i can do more art (this is not a legally binding promise sadly)#thanks for sticking around! love u#just like art
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I need one of those masc to fem lesbian scale chart meme things but with Menelaus at one end and Paris at the other and Helen in the middle
#paris obv goes at fem end and you can work out the rest from there#i will pay you a million pounds#this is not a legally binding contract#anyways#the yuriliad plot thickens#tagamemnon#mythology stuff#queer stuff#wlw#menelaus#paris of troy#menelaus of sparta#helen of sparta#oh paris#trojan war#mop#obligatory mene x helen x paris tag mwahaha#paris x helen x menelaus
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