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let's face it: i'm cute!

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Valentines 14 days of OTPs

Day 12: Garak X Bashir [Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]

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organizing a catholic / fighting game themed boy band whose members are named guilty gear, confessional gear, penitent gear, prostrate gear, and the habit

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Hmm Ive been assuming Frank's whole thing about working at a VA hospital in Indiana and being promoted was just a straight up lie to make Hawkeye mad, but all things considered... What if it's a delusion Frank was having? Like, he's actually a patient at the hospital but he's convinced he's there as a doctor.

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I was curious whether previously lobotomized people would've been eligible for the draft in the Korean War (it seems like maybe they would—the lobotomy in and of itself was considered a magic new treatment, so as long as they didnt have any chronic or current issues with mental health or related to the lobotomy), and came across this article about the VA's lobotomy craze on veterans during the late 40s and early 50s. And anyways, Frank would've been institutionalized around the tailend of it 🤔

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look at my agents bro

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Requests!

I got requests from different people and turned them into rarepairs

I wanted to draw Kira, Seven, Martok and Rionoj too but decided to upload these first😅

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silly hannigram again :P

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Hmm there's plenty of BJ divorce fics and BJ/Peg/Hawk poly fics but what about fics where Hawkeye is BJ's dirty little secret post-war, and they keep meeting up Brokeback Mountain style to fuck

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3x10 - Fascination

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how to get into a life ruining lesbian psychosexual affair when i only leave the house to go for long solitary walks or go to work

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I think BJ and Trapper should encounter each other at a medical conference post-canon, and they should get into a fight, and then fuck later on while both secretly imagining the other is Hawkeye

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“I’ve met him a, a few— a few times. Just in passing, here and there, it was a long time ago, it was just, you know, once or twice.”

“Why are you saying it like th— oh my GOD.”

“Miles—”

“You had sex with Captain Picard. Of course you did. I mean, of course YOU did, I thought he’d have better taste than—”

“Hey! He came back for another round so clearly I was a VERY good hook up.”

“Jesus fuck, Julian. I don’t wanna know! I wish I’d never asked in the first place, I mean god, he was MY Captain, when did you two even meet— I, no, actually, don’t answer that, I don’t need details!”

“I don’t recall offering any!”

“… How many times did you guys, y’know…?”

“You said you didn’t want details!”

“I don’t! But… well, I mean, was this while he was Captain of the Enterprise, was this while I was on the ship, or…?”

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CASINO ROYALE (2006) dir. Martin Campbell

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Sorry this is Garak 😭

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How I wish the infirmary scene with Julian and Garak would have ended in episode S06xE01 😏 Garak was begging for a little augmented manhandling in my opinion 🥵