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'Laughter Chefs' Extension Cancelled: Final Episode To Air This October | Television News
Mumbai: The cooking-based television show ‘Laughter Chefs-Unlimited Entertainment’ which features celebrities like –Ankita Lokhande, Aly Goni, Rahul Vaidya among others, is all set to air its last episode in October. The show which first premiered in June 2024 is hosted by Bharti Singh and judged by celebrity chef Harpal Singh Sokhi. Recently, there was a buzz that the show will continue airing…
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[CN] Kiro's Unbiased Mirroring Mind's Quest (Part 2)
🌸 Warning: This post contains detailed spoilers for a date that hasn't been released on the EN server yet! 🌸
[Note: This date was translated with the help of Google Translate]
Note: In order to better engage with this date, please read the main story (Season 1 at least), Clinic Date, and Unconditional Surrender Mind's Quest :>
Read Part 1: HERE
——*:・゚✧——*:・゚✧——
[PART 4]
MC: I'm home!
MC: Apple Box, you forgot to wipe your feet again! Kiro, help me get the towel, please!
Before Apple Box could run into the house, I grab him and call out into the house.
Kiro: Wait a minute!
After a while, the sound of footsteps begin to grow louder. I lower my head and pick up the scattered fur off of Apple Box and stretch out my hand towards the owner of the footsteps.
MC: Please help me, I can't ever trust Apple Box to wipe his feet... Huh?
I finally find something to be off in my peripheral vision. When I look up, I see Helios' face.
He is dressed in all black and fully armed, as if he is about to go out.
MC: Where are you going...?
Helios: I need to wrap up the BS stuff from the day before yesterday. This'll make it easier to move around.
MC: Oh~ so you're going to be a "bad guy" again.
After that night, I couldn't stop myself from teasing him like this. Sure enough, Helios raises his eyes towards me.
Helios: What sort of "bad guy" would hold a dog and wipe its feet?
Apple Box: Woof!
Apple Box responds as well. Helios holds up its paws and makes an attacking gesture at me.
Helios: If you use that term to tease me again, I will get angry.
MC: Hmph, you can't do anything to me when you're angry. The most outrageous thing that happened was the night before yesterday.
Helios arches his eyebrows a bit after hearing my provocation, as if my retaliation surprised him, and then raises the corners of his mouth.
Helios: Why do I feel... like Miss Chips has gotten a lot more arrogant towards me since that night?
I feel the same way.
After the night, there was indeed a small invisible stone that we both kicked away in tacit agreement.
While there's obviously no change in our dynamic, he seems to be a lot more relaxed than before.
I wipe off Apple Box's last paw and hand him the towel.
MC: Yep, I think a certain someone is satisfied with me as I am now.
MC: Go on~~ Wash the towel before you head out.
Helios: ......
Helios' throat freezes and he narrows his eyes - I have to admit that his current threatening look is indeed a bit more intimidating than Kiro's.
But only a little bit, I internally chastise myself.
We look at each other for about three seconds. Helios obediently takes the towel and goes into the bathroom to clean it.
He rinses out the water and turns around to glare at me.
Helios: I will find a way to "pacify" you.
MC: Yeah, okay~ But before you pacify me, don't forget to kiss me when you go out.
I naturally pucker my lips at him and Helios leans down. Just as our breaths are about to merge, he suddenly steps away.
Helios: ....It's time for the bad guy to go.
A chuckle passes by my ears, and the person in front of me quickly slips out the door. I am left momentarily stunned.
MC: KI! RO!!!
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Is it possible that that night turned on some strange switch between us?
After Helios leaves, I lay on the sofa and watch TV absentmindedly, replaying the experiences from the past few days in my mind.
It constantly feels like we've gone from accommodating each other to competing with each other.
But this change of dynamic isn't annoying, but more...
MC: ...Tantalizing?
I can't help but cover my face after muttering that word and toss around a couple of times on the sofa.
The cell phone besides me suddenly vibrates twice, and Kiro's text message pops up.
I open the page and find a review link for a private club and a newly opened arcade.
Kiro: Which one do you want to go to?
MC: Are you done?
Kiro: Not yet, I'm currently beating someone up and texting you with one hand.
MC: ?? Kiro, why are you using force to solve things again?
Kiro: Under special circumstances, would you like me to give you a voice call for you to listen to?
Before I can reply, I get his incoming voice call.
MC: ....!
I subconsciously press the connect button and carefully hold the phone away.
??: Boss, what you're doing is completely contrary to our philosophy. Now...
What comes from the receiver isn't a horrifying scream, but an impassioned male voice speaking. I can't help but let out a sigh.
Helios: Did you hear that?
MC: Are you... in a meeting?
Helios' muffled laughter overwhelms the man's voice and reaches my ears.
Helios: Uh-uh. It's been going on for almost two hours.
MC: Then you lied to me about beating someone up!
Helios: I am beating them up.
Helios: Every time I hold a meeting, nothing comes from it except for intrigue, rhetoric and slogans. I beat them all up a hundred times in my mind.
MC: Pfft--
Helios doesn't even lower his voice when he says this. I can clearly hear the choking of a male voice, along with a low laugh coming from the side (A/n: Obviously Hephaestus, HAHA).
??: No one ever takes calls from outsiders at BS meetings. Helios, don't go too far!
Helios: Really? Then I'll be the first.
Helios: Also, the person on the phone is no outsider. Isn't that right, Queen?
Hearing his nervous and cold tone, all I can do is think about how funny and cute he was being, and I'm unable to keep myself from singing along with him.
MC: That's right, how can I be considered an outsider!
Helios: So, how does the "wife" think I should retort to that gentleman just now?
MC: There's nothing to refute. You're the Boss, let him listen to you!
Helios: Okay. [To the others] Queen says she wants you all to listen to me, so shut up.
Helios: [back to MC] Is there something else you wish to convey?
MC: Get off work quickly. A two-hour meeting is already long enough!
Helios: No problem, it'll be over now.
Helios: Don't forget to choose a date location for me.
After hanging up the phone, I carefully look at the two links he sent and send him a reply.
MC: Let's go to the arcade.
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Even after I arrive at the arcade, my mind is still preoccupied with that phone call from earlier.
The fact is that Kiro rarely ever engages in such provocative high-profile things. He's always had the habit of shouldering responsibility alone first, and then asking me for my opinion.
As long as I show the slightest bit of hesitation or trepidation, he would retreat back to the safest boundary.
And now, when he gives orders to those people without warning, he keeps reminding me of the confession he made while holding my hand on the airship. (Reference to Unconditional Surrender Mind's Quest :>)
The same bravery, the same fearlessness.
I suddenly understand all the love scenes in those third-rate novels and tv shows that I often scorned.
--Turns out that this is really exciting!
I cough and try hard to control my expression so as to not let passers-by notice my mood being on a high.
I feel inexplicably good, and the wait is no longer as boring.
I put in coins and play for a while, but unfortunately I get nothing. So I send a message to Kiro.
MC: I clawed a bunch of air. Waiting for Master Kiro to come and help~
Three minutes later, I send a second message.
MC: This video arcade just opened. There are very few people...
After another five minutes, I sent a third message.
MC: I just took a look at the traffic conditions. Seems like there's a traffic jam. You don't need to worry~
Another ten minutes pass by... Kiro doesn't reply to single message.
Those high-strung emotions begin to ebb, and I become increasingly anxious about waiting. My thoughts involuntarily wander--
Besides the meeting today, did he have anything else to do?
But he was injured before, so he shouldn't be going overboard, he...
I lean against the claw machine. After ten minutes pass after the agreed upon time, unable to hold myself back any longer, I press the call button.
——*:・゚✧——*:・゚✧——
[Memory Silhouette]
In the massive conference hall, the stagnant atmosphere slowly fills the air.
Hephaestus: It's "just" a laboratory for marginal projects, so shut it down and sell it as soon as possible? How generous of you guys.
BS Member: It's not you who invested money and manpower into it. There are many people eyeing this piece of meat, all competing with us.
BS Member: Why not let them have this small profit and use the money to do more profitable business? Wouldn't it be better to support the long-term development of BS?
Hephaestus: What kind of business is so profitable? It wouldn't "happen" to be covered by your industry again, would it?
As soon he finishes speaking, the man throws the document down and turns to Helios like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.
Everyone's eyes are instantly focused on the person in charge.
Helios casually leans back in his chair, twirling his dagger in one hand. His cold eyes do not even focus on the man.
He has long grown tired of these boring conflicts of interest.
Helios: I have nothing to say.
BS Member: That... why?
Helios: Too much nonsense and no focus.
Helios: I don't care what sort of blueprint you have. If you don't have anything practical to say, it's better to keep your mouth shut.
As he speaks, he hooks his dagger with his fingertips and slowly places it on the table. Then he raises his gaze and glances at the man coldly.
Helios: Otherwise, no matter how passionate your tone is, it'll just be an incompetent excuse.
The air becomes quiet, and he vaguely hears the members of BS taking a breath.
BS Member: Understood, I will report a more elaborate plan right now.
An impassioned report sounds again in the conference hall. Unfortunately, the part that implied interests is mixed with too much uncertainty. Helios almost hears through one ear and out the other.
He misses her voice a little.
He taps on his cell phone to send a message to MC, and after receiving a satisfactory response, he directly gives her a call.
BS Member: So you see, Boss--
Helios: Rejected.
BS Member: Boss, what you are doing is completely contrary to our philosophy. Now...
The call connects, and the girl's voice drowns out the man's noisy retort.
Helios: Did you hear that?
Helios can't stop himself from curling his lips when he hears MC respond. Compared to the obscure noises of the meeting, her voice is as clean as a clear spring.
Helios: Every time I hold a meeting, nothing comes from it except for intrigue, rhetoric and slogans. I beat them all up a hundred times in my mind.
The report immediately stops. From the corner of his eyes, he can tell that everyone in the conference hall is obviously shaken. Even Hestia has stopped recording, and Hephaestus can't help but laugh.
The boring meeting reaches its climax, leaving him very staisfied.
So the two of them continue to tacitly sing along, cutting off the meeting in time before it turned into a farce of mutual criticism.
Helios: Okay. Queen says she wants you all to listen to me, so shut up.
Of course, the consequences of making such shocking remarks are subject to a lot of discussion, bringing rise to new topics in the conference hall. Phrases such as "out of line" and "arrogant" are often heard from time to time.
Out of line? All he wants is to be out of line.
Helios nonchalantly holds his phone to his ear, seeming to appear particularly attentive.
Helios: Don't forget to choose a date location for me.
Everyone: ......
This sentence successfully puts an end to the final discussion. Only Hephaestus is unaffected by the uncomfortable atmosphere and shows a mischievous smile.
After hanging up the phone, Helios stands up under everyone's astonished gazes, passes the person giving the report, walks through the extra large conference table and heads straight for the door.
When he passes by Hephaestus, he casually mentions.
Helios: Give me the minutes of the meeting later. If you don't see a breakthrough, break it yourself.
That one sentence makes his position clear. Hephaestus nods, but some members speak up anxiously from behind him.
BS Member: But it's best to have the Boss in charge of the meetings... Are you in a hurry?
Helios doesn't stop, he opens the door and walks out. Only a cold and arrogant voice sounds from afar.
Helios: I'm going on a date.
——*:・゚✧——*:・゚✧——
[PART 5]
Beep-- beep--
The long busy tone strikes my eardrums again and again. As soon as the call finally connects, I speak hurriedly.
MC: Kiro, where are you right now? Why haven't you replied to any of my texts?
As soon as blurt out those words, I realize how off they sounded. After all, it's not like I waited long, so I quickly add on.
MC: I don't mean to rush you, but I'm afraid something might have happened to you on the way...
Helios: Why did Kiro's and Miss Chips' calls become about us worrying about each other again?
Helios interrupts my confession, his voice rising with obvious laughter.
Helios: Well, Obviously the way you spoke to Helios before made you seem very domineering. If I didn't know better, I would've thought there were two Miss Chips switching back and forth.
MC: I...
I am left speechless for a moment. After being treated like this by him, I seem to find that I have some "deferential treatment".
While I feel a little guilty, I can't help but be harsh.
MC: I'm not that sophisticated... I was obviously talking to Kiro, okay?
MC: Do you prefer me when I speak rudely?
Helios: I like your frankness.
He gives me a very straightforward answer.
Helios: Remember what I told you before? That I was worried I didn't give you enough security? (Reference to Unconditional Surrender)
MC: Mm, of course I remember.
He and I have been groping for a solution to this problem, and now, I have a vague feeling that we are close to finding it.
Helios: When you make requests and frankly express your emotions to me, I feel like you're giving all of yourself to me.
Helios: The good, the bad...
Helios: And me taking over all of this is what Kiro really wants to do.
Helios: So tell me, what are your true first thoughts that you want to convey to me?
MC: I....
You can be willful, you can be less scrupulous, and give yourself entirely to him.
I take a deep breath and purse my lips.
MC: I think it's annoying that Kiro hasn't replied to my messages for a long time. I'm growing impatient waiting!
MC: You should explain yourself to me immediately and coax me!
Helios: Hahahahahaha!
Unbridled laughter resounds from the other side. A long time passes before he stops, but his voice is still lilting.
Helios: You're really bad-tempered. That's nice.
Helios: Well... I originally skipped the meeting and wanted to rush over to meet you, but as soon as I got in the car, I was stopped by someone careless.
Helios: However I did follow your instruction and avoided using force myself. Instead I used the power of being the Boss to send them away.
Helios: The atmosphere was so tense at the time that I didn't pay attention to my phone for a moment. So I missed the messages you sent.
Abrupt music mixes into the receiver, accompanying his explanation, as if he was quickly walking through a noisy hallway.
Helios: Fortunately, I didn't miss your call.
Helios: And that concludes my report. Are you satisfied or dissatisfied with it, Miss MC?
MC: So-so.
I hum twice, already sweet and sour bubbles floating around in my heart.
MC: Now it's your turn. After all, you caught on to my feelings, and I need to take care of you.
MC: Kiro, what are your first thoughts?
Helios: Mine?
The sound of the music is clear, and it gradually overlaps with the tune coming from the game console next to me.
I'm not left with much time to put down my phone by the time that familiar breath approaches me.
Helios: When I went out, I still owed you a kiss.
Helios: It's time I made up for it.
A hand covers my eyes.
The shallow pecks have Kiro's taste, but as his entanglement deepens, it gradually turns into a more sensational request.
He ensnares me, trapping me between the machine and his arms, leaving me unable to retreat. All I can do is make do within this square inch of space.
--This isn't the way to kiss when out in public.
My fingers are a little weak and I can hardly hold the phone, so I give up struggling and grab his collar.
Leather, unfamiliar, not a style he often wears.
My covered sight makes it impossible for me to distinguish whether the one kissing me was the golden one or the silver one.
But no matter which one it is, it is Kiro who I love.
At some point, the music above my head has changed, and it seems like a century passes before he lets go of my lips.
With my sight clear, I see Helios' face.
I lick my moist lips, and when I speak, my voice sounds so hoarse that it surprises me.
MC: That... was not your first thought.
Helios: What was?
MC: That you owed me.
No hesitation. I have nothing to worry about around him. I repeat this silently in my mind and grab his collar a little harder.
MC: ...You didn't change back to Kiro's appearance. Is it to make dating easier?
Helios: No.
Helios stares at me, his eyes full of calm.
Helios: I feel that both Kiro and Helios belong to me, so I can show you whichever side I want.
I chuckle and raise my eyebrows at him.
MC: How are you going to show it? Or are you going to show me some Kiro style cuteness first?
Helios: .....
Helios: You really seem to be getting more and more devious.
MC: But you already admitted that you like me like this.
I answer confidently. My fingers loosen his collar and at the same time, slowly slide up his throat, along with his breathing.
MC: Are you really not going to show me my sun god?
MC: I'd love to see it.
His Adam's apple, against which my fingertips are pressed, violently slides up and down. Helios' blue eyes turn into a deeper indigo under the refraction of the light.
Helios: It's a bit weird to act cute with this face, can I ask for a compromise?
MC: What do you want to change?
He restrains my rebellious hand, and before I have time to react, I find myself falling into his arms.
Some overbearing friction renders me unable to move, and his playful laughter kisses the shell of my ear.
Helios: It's inconvenient to show it in an arcade, so I'll tell you another date location.
——*:・゚✧——*:・゚✧——
Masterlist: Here
#THE DYNAMIC? CHEF'S KISS#THE BANTER? A+++#THE PUSH AND PULL BETWEEN THEM? RAWR#HELIOS & QUEEN? POWER COUPLE? YES. YES YES YES!!!#THE WAY THESE TWO HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTER IS UNREAL#mlqc#mlqc cn#mlqc spoilers#mlqc kiro
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"And as we fell, he let out the most beautiful laughter."
Sketched something while at a con this weekend based off this tweet cause they are SO RIGHT
#chaeya#genshin kaeya#kaeya#kaeya alberich#genshin childe#childe#tartaglia#genshin#genshin impact#digital art#chkn art#plummeting to your death but fun#would love to see this specific dynamic in a fic UGHHH#i drew kaeya laughing cause i never do#but i also imagined capturing that moment where he lets out a howl of laughter#something he would never do in public#and it takes childes breath away right as they start to feel the weightlessness in the air#HELLO call me chef cause i am COOKING
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Almond milk
“You can use a nut milk bag” I thought that was something you used to prevent children” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is hilarious
#b dylan hollis#chef#almond milk#gay#hilarious#funny#gay chef#I love him#his one lines keep#me screaming with laughter#nut milk bag#I will die if he stops
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"excrete fresh humans from their front holes" & "the world's first single-use submarine" are excellent alternatives to the boring terms "childbirth" & "Titanic"
#cunk on earth#philomena cunk#she's like if Bugs Bunny Loki & Monty Python were rolled into one#trolling serious scholars & scientists & historians & professors sounds like fun#i want to be her lmao#saying all of those silly things with a atraight face is *chef's kiss*#she sounds like a serious bbc documentary host 😭#can you imagine being bamboozled like that#they totally weren't forewarned lmao#love when some being interviewed had to hold back smiles if not all out laughter#while some looked confused af#or like they wanted to 🔪 her lmaoooo
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► Once Upon a Time in Shibuya
[Live Vids Masterlist]
#hypnosis mic#hypmic#seiyuu#voice actors#drb#9th live#fling posse#gentaro yumeno#dice arisugawa#soma saito#nozuyama yukihiro#THIS SONG FINALLY#those fireworks and the magical laughter at the end *chef's kiss*#nozu going GENTARO IS BROKEN lol
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Falling asleep on Pepe while he’s streaming!!!
?!?! how dare you?!?!!!!!!!!!!! ruined my night (=fixed it)
#because now i will be up thinking about this all night#omg????#sitting in his lap but like facing him and just relaxing as he streams#after having had a long day all you want to do it just rest and also spend time with your boyfriend so why not?#but you didnt plan on actually falling asleep… it just happened….#the soft movements from pepe as he plays combined with his sweet laughter and the way that his hand moves up and down your side when he#waits for a new game to start#how could u not doze off??#and when he realizes he just goes 'oh 😮' before finding you so cute that he's lowkey blushing#and he just keeps his voice soft (knowing you sleep very well when he talks)(like him telling you about his day before you go to bed?? chef#kiss) and keeps on playing for a while#and ofc the chat goes crazy because hello ??? the two of you are adorable ???? but eventually he says he has to go for 'obvious reasons'#and then he tucks you into his bed so carefully that you wont wake up <333 before kissing your forehead and-#aaaaAaA#thank u anon#asks!#anon!#pepe thoughts
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Every single time Aabria is on CR, I’m just consumed with the need to clasp my hands, turn on my puppy eyes, and beg, “Mooom, can we keep her forever??”
#critical role#cr spoilers#aabria iyengar#I love all the guests of course but aabria just hits different#the number of times I have snorted laughter since Deanna showed up. chef’s kiss.#🥺🥺🥺 Matthew let us keep her forever pleaaaase
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@beeceit’s fic Let’s Make A Deal has given me Battle Nexus Mikey brainrot and, rather predictably, the art gods possessed me
If you want Mikey and Big Mama getting up to Nexus shenanigans, Leo and Future Leo being roomies in the Prison Dimension, and an endless barrage of one hit KO banger dialogue lines, go read this fic right this instant
#rottmnt#rottmnt art#my art#LMAD#this fic made me audibly wheeze with laughter#go read it right now#I am Rotating this Mikey design in my brain so hard#chefs kiss#beeeeeeee I am SHAKING YOU for doing this#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt
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Okay, I came up with this idea while healthily procrastinating. So, the Omori Crew. They're playing Hide and Seek right? But it's their own special brand of Hide and Seek where the seekers will find and tickle someone until they publicly admit (through varying degrees of laughter) they're the seeker. While the former seeker cheers at a job well done before running away while the new giggly seeker recovers and plans their next move.
Now, what none of them (well except maybe Mari and Kel) will admit is that each of them have their own personal target when they're a seeker. Aubrey goes for Mari, Mari hones in on Hero, Hero is pretty much the only one who can catch Kel, Kel then murders poor Baby Basil with tickles, Basil tries to regain his lost tickle honor by attacking Sunny, and Sunny... well he's the outlier in that he doesn't have a specific target. The little goober just loves hearing his friends laugh that he just goes after whoever he finds first. Which works out to varying degrees of success.
Mari and Hero often abuse their big sibling perks and break the rule by attacking Sunny back, specifically Sunny since they know they'd get away with it. The boy is too forgiving, even with this severe case of unfairness and injustice.
Then there's Aubrey, who Sunny knows it's a 'Tickle at your own risk' scenario because that girl is a flailer, a total wiggle worm that Aubrey. She tries to reign it in for the sanctity of the sport but can't help those nerves. But Sunny thinks it's worth the risk because he loves her joyful laughter (but don't tell anyone he thinks that, or it'll be the silent treatment until the end of time).
Kel is also high on the 'TAYOR' scale for the fact that the boy cannot help himself. He was raised in the art of the Tickle Fight and he will fight or flight his way to victory! Until he trips on a tree root and lays their motionless for Sunny to jump him. Klutz. Well at least Sunny finds his screeching laughter hilarious enough to try for it.
Anyway Basil, yeah he's easy prey. I don't make the rules the boy is too ticklish for his own good. Doesn't help that he doesn't know how to protect himself. Which hey, Basil laughter is good for the mind, body, and soul so it works out for Sunny and those within a 5 mile radius to hear his squeaky cackles.
And that's all for today folks on the Tickle Fight Programming Network or TFPN for short. See you next time for the next in depth tickle analysis of these little goobers.
I am just SCREAMING SO MUCH and SO LOUD AT THIS!!!! YES YES YEEEES YOU ARE 100% RIGHT IN EVERY SINGLE!! DETAIL!!!!
I love the fact that everyone has their specific target and that the rest of them just knows it because holy GOSH! Can you imagine the anticipation!? Like, I am here imagining Hero hiding very well and trying to keep himself quiet until he listens to the melodious, loud and full of squeaks laughter that clearly comes from Mari and a shiver run across his spine because he KNOWS that he will be the next one, so he just stays there, a wobbly smile threatening to take over his face as Mari admits that she is the next seeker and Aubrey triumphly shouts and runs to hide and then the left over giggles disappear and everything goes silent again and he just stays there ~ waiting from his moment ~ wondering if it would be safer to already run away or try to be the quietest that he can ~
Also!!!! The fact that Sunny doesn't focus on just one friend because he loves to hear everyone's laughter STAAAAP 😭😭😭💛😭💛😭💛😭💛 MY HEART IS MELTING HEREEE. HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD!!!!
The mental image of Kel just NYOOOOM then tripping and falling into a loud laughter while Sunny is there, proud of himself for making a friend happy is just too precious I am going to lay on the floor rn and cry tears of pure joy excuse me
Aubrey!!! Trying to !!!! Not wiggle too much to not hurt anyone!!! SO SWEET SO AMAIZNG SHEEEEE WOUUULD
Also!!!! BASIL'S PART YESH YESH YOU ARE VERY RIGHT HE IS JUST SO SILLY AND TICKLISH SORREY BEAN YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO RESIST 😭😭
#I am#so happy with this#THE AMOUNT OF PLAYFULNESS! THE SILLIES! THE GIGGLES AND TICKLES AND LAUGHTER#perfection. absolutely perfection#chef kiss chef kiss this is fabulous and the only thing I will ever think about until the end of my days#IT'S THE WHOLE GANG AAAAWWWWWWWWW#t h e m#omori tickles#omori tickling#starstorm2112 is precious#AND A GENIUS#i am DYING with this magnificent hcs#omori tickle headcanons#Switch!Sunny#Switch!Hero#Switch!Mari#Switch!Aubrey#Lee!Kel#Lee!Basil#<333#<3#EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS EVERYTHING
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i've been addicted to Supermarket Together since yesterday
and i was hosting a supermarket to play with some of my new friendos when this happened (vid is in Neon's POV):
absolute comedy gold here XDDDDD
#i fuckin' love it here#the delay between the punchline and the laughter is just... *chef's kiss*#can't wait for more moments like this lmao—#get jammed bozo#<- (making a tag for goofy-ahh clips just in case)#the meaningful jargon
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so i'm watching this indian variety show called laughter chef, very trashy, very indian, just a bunch of renown indian tv celebs trying to cook except they're all TERRIBLE at it and end up making shitty stuff that a professional chef has to eat and evaluate. i'll be doing some occasional commentary since a) i'm not really watching anything else b) it's quite fun and one of the nicest things itv has done in the last 10 years maybe ?? although it has certain questionable elements which ... well it's ok, you can't expect an itv product to be non-questionable.
i'll start by saying that arjun bijlani needs to take his foot off my neck because those outfits are going to be the end of me !! this week's blue suit and the pathaan fit were so immaculate TT also are you telling me he's hot, short AND can cook ?? that's the perfect man your honour. also that man could flirt with a rock if given a chance, i LOVE THIS TYPE OF MENNN OMG
not really rooting for any couple, but i like some individuals like arjun, reem and ankita (ah !! scandal alert, i know she's not well-liked due to big boss but i haven't watched it, i don't care about the general opinion on her. she's fun, she's quirky, she'll yell at everyone and anyone and tolerates a man-child of a husband. enough elements for me to like her). also rahul is kinda cute, they should let my boy speak sometime TT
the nia-sudesh segments need to be either cut out or drastically reduced, they're both unbearable and the edits are terrible
episode 13 had kashmira breaking down due to krishna, honestly their couple dynamics are so emblematic of what it means to be in an indian marriage. krishna does nothing at all, nor he knows the basics of cooking or just ANYTHING in general, but since he's more successful than her (or at least that's what he thinks), he gets the free pass to portray kashmira as a dumb woman who can't even distinguish masale (spoiler alert, he doesn't know either). she gets all sorts of names, while also being the only one that's actually cooking or at least trying to do so. she puts in all the efforts and ultimately her husband downplays that as well because the outcomes aren't very good. girl you should run if you ask me.
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So how was the book 6??
#twst ramblings#UUUHHHHHH#I knew it'd be awful#I knew the brothers'd make me sad#BUT STILL#I CRIED SO MUCH#DAMN#THE HELL ARE U GAME#sadness and tears and omg I hate stairs now aside every interaction was SO GOOD#the PomFam was masterful#Leona being a cat is canon thanks to Ortho#LeoVil flirting at the verge of Tartarus and end of the world#[chef kiss]#Jamil & Kamil reunion made me howl with laughter#still giggling thinking how Kalim threw both of them out of the screen#AND I LOVE MINIGAMES#I'M SO HAPPY WE CAN PLAY THOSE GAMES OUTSIDE THE STORY#AAAAAAAAAA#Can add so much more and want to do comics too but it's rush time at woooorkk aaaaaaah SAAAAD
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"And with this I'll leave to get shitfaced drunk, so I can forget about this whole thing." (From one one-armed redhaired Captain to another. Pls excuse me while I'm dying of laughter)
【 ⚙ 】 | 【 dash games meme. 】 @ravarui
❝ Ya got a fuckin' bingo! Wow! Look at this fuckin' bullshit! ❞
The sarcasm is so thick, it's oozing onto the floor and leaving a permanent stain. He's really upset that SHANKS got a BINGO and he's not going to be alright after finding that out.
The menacing smile plastered over his cheeks doesn't waver as he crumples up the bingo sheet into the tightest ball he can possibly achieve and aggressively tosses it at the back of Red Hair's head as he's on his way out, as if it were a baseball.
#ravarui#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】#【 ⚙ ˊˎ | RECKLESS TONGUE | ic. 】#// thANK YOu for sending this in and also making me die of laughter omg#// the fact that sucking dick being freaky and having a high libido were on the line that got the bingo is just#// chef's kiss.#// he also needs a drink after this.
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Cuz Tord’ s a cocky S.O.B who deserves to get wrecked.
Y E S
Also his laugh oml it's beautiful-
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So this morning I am entertaining the thoughts of ratatouille x princess and the frog mashup jaydick au
One where for some unfathomable reason Dick would choose to become a chef involuntary, and he is struggling, that is until he encounters Jason the potty mouthed yet kind hearted rat with a great passion for cooking.
They help each other. Dick gets to learn how to be an actual chef from someone who is willing to teach him kindly, while Jason finally gets to practice this craft. To finally get the chance to cook as he needs.
I don't know. Maybe Jason is turned by some witch/wizard for some reason, the transformation also results with him losing memories of his human self. Jason was a renowned genius in the his field of work, despite his young age, and his sudden disappearance made quite the uproar. Dick of course can not manage to link chef Jason Todd to Rat Jason ( it's already to much that a rat sits hidden in his hat whispering the secrets of cooking gods to him)
They grow closer to each other over the time (and their hearts do so ♡). The story climax at Jason being at the risk of death, and he loses consciousness. Dick in his grief bestow a kiss upon his mouth, then violent swirls of light and sparks take place only for Dick now to be holding none other than Chef Jason Peter Todd breathing softly in his arms.
#jaydick#i am dying of laughter writing this#anyways#the thing about Jason is while is is stern and has no bullshit policy in the kitchen#he is utterly kind to those who really want to learn#unlike the many asshole chefs he was taught by#following the example of one master he values greatly in his heart#and that's chef pennyworth#plus there's something about Dick that makes him want to be utterly soft with him#maybe it's his beautiful oh so beautiful face and thise lovely hands with those deftly fingers#not to mention his soft black mane that he gets to settle in everyday#the glow in his beautiful brown skin illuminated softly by the soft lamp light when jason is teaching him of some techniques late at night#how hard he works and how eager he is to please jason#his laughs and smiles#jason is younger that dick here
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