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crowleysshittyglasses · 5 months ago

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Happy pride month guys my male parrot is trying to incubate a wooden bead but can’t get it to fit under his little body

#Laughing my ass of watching him #Like my guy #I love you but what the fuck #It just keeps rolling out from under him #This is why I limit his bead access #Cockatiel #poutine

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evilkitten3 · 1 year ago

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naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads

so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"

he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said

suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team

#naruto #team seven #orochimaru's favorite is sakura bc she's smart and respectful and gives kabuto headaches #kabuto's favorite is naruto bc he thinks he's funny #nobody's favorite is sasuke. he's fine with that tho #also sakura can still summon slugs she made a bet with tsunade ahead of time for the right to make the contract #kakashi keeps trying to get his team back but keeps approaching them one on one #which always ends in whoever he's talking to going ''i can't abandon my teammates sensei wtf''#obito is watching all of this from the bushes and laughing his ass off #the sound five live bc. nobody bothered to tell tsunade team seven had left until it was way too late #orochimaru keeps her updated tho #every time kakashi tries to sneak in and steal his kids back oro sends him back with pictures of how they're doing #''little sakura-chan is making excellent progress with chakra scalpels! you must be so proud! oh wait''#she hopes he dies #oro tells naruto who his parents are to spite jiraiya #unfortunately he does this when they're all still annoying little thirteen-year-old shitheads #so sakura and sasuke are both furious and don't talk to either of them for a day #they don't even know what they're mad about they're just Mad #meanwhile sakura's parents are happy to hear she's doing well and hope she writes soon #they don't. they don't really get the treason thing #team hebi/taka still forms ofc #it's an absolute disaster #sakura's a little sad when they finally ditch orochimaru bc she'd actually really enjoyed learning from him #like yeah he was an absolutely horrible human being but. she learned a lot!#he comes back later ofc #there's sorta an awkward moment when naruto finds out gaara got abducted and demands to go after him #sasuke: ok have fun #sakura: we're going too #sasuke: fuck #orochimaru: tell sasori i said hiiiii~ <3

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toiletphotoshoot · 6 months ago

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You know, I haven’t had one moment of peace since these two fuckheads came into my life

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anonymouscheeses · 5 months ago

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Guess who hyperfocused on a characyer they hate..... this guy.....!! For like. A day. Two weeks ago then i decided. Why not post it? So. Here's my sort of au where Zoe isnt a basic ass bitch! And it made it bareable to draw her. (I still purposely drew it assly)

Im never touching this au ever again. /j if you want more emo Zoe pop in a request <3 maybe ill make it into an actual au and do stuff with it. But maybe not lmao

(Its purposely ugly art i swear. Unelss my art degraded because of this. I can feel it omg 😭)

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justmeinadaze · 1 year ago

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*Tumblr fanfic writers writing Gator be a suave, intimidating, possessive preacher or cop*

Joe Keery and Fargo Season 5 teaser:

#this 10 second or so clip had me laughing my ass off #i cant wait to watch it #so far i feel like we definitely pictured him differently lol #joe keery #fargo s5 #gator tillman

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ducktracy · 11 months ago

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proper reupload in the high quality this fantastic segment so deserves; eagle pig and duck bias notwithstanding, this will forever be my favorite variant of the fabled switcheroo (and a reminder that Daffy was first at his own game!) the committal on behalf of both characters--especially the sincerity of Daffy's feigned sincerity--really sets it apart

#that delivery of “don't you believe i'm a fish?” sounds so hurt and it's perfect #likewise i think there are few one-liners/toppers that make me laugh as much as 'i told ya i was a pig'#and that all knowing glance at the audience from Daffy doesn't feel obnoxiously smarmy or self aware #there's a friendly nonchalance to it. a very clear amusement and not in a way that undermines anything this segment is setting out to achie #again. my favorite buzzword: that sincerity! a sincere investment and amusement in watching Porky obliviously and endearingly make an ass #out of himself #and of course the cross dissolve and setup of the composition implying a story/sequence of events taking place within that time...#this short isn't my favorite P+D short--i still LOVE IT A TON but there are so many i revere--but i think it's one of the most definitive #if someone was looking to get a good understanding on their character dynamic this would be one of my immediate recommendations #i haven't had the bandwidth to spread my pig and duck gospel but please #watch Porky and Daffy cartoons #tangential but i've always loved the sound effect Treg Brown uses for Porky dropping the gun #good exaggeration/whimsy while also connoting Porky's stubbornness and that this stupid petty argument is enough for him to lose sight of #his motives and discard his murder weapon. all because of this joyously stupid argument. so i like the self awareness there with how obtuse #the sound effects are #because anyone who is not Porky Pig would have just shot him point blank #and that is everything i love about their dynamic and how Daffy's intoxicating charisma and ability to get people invested even affects the #very characters on screen #gee d'you think i ought to have said more about this scene #lt #duck soup to nuts #freleng #vid

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journal-three · 9 months ago

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Hazbin ships?

I think there's just one but it's stuck in the side of the hotel.

#what a fuckin alastor ass response good lord I am a disappointment #hazbin hotel #ask #anon #to actually answer your q which I guess is just. if theres any I like?#tbh not huge into shipping in this series I dont think. huskerdust is cute ofc #and alastor/vox is extremely funny. I want to crack vox open and read him like a book. watch like a tv show? whatever #and chaggie has a godawful ship name but theyre very cute #and radioapple is good for laughs but #idk my favorite is probably radiostatic just for the dynamic. vox is so stupid I love him

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thecowboykatsuki-anon · 1 year ago

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Katsuki would absolutely make those thirst trap cooking TikToks

#yknow the ones where they wayyy over sexualize what they’re doing #yeah he’s got an entire series of them for PR #everyone in the comments is like ‘oh my god his partner is so lucky’#and you’re just clowning him the whole time he films just out of sight #he tries to tease you and be all sexy and you’re just laughing and telling him to get his lame ass away from you #you finally chime in one time on the comments and say the only perk of these videos is that you’re eating what he cooks after #he stops letting you watch him film because you make him laugh #so you start duetting reaction videos that people go crazy for #Bakugou imagine #bakugou headcanons #Bakugou Katsuki

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un-pearable · 3 months ago

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post-spider-man and his amazing friends “a fire-star is born” thoughts: why is iceman the punny one. hi fred scooby doo. incredible levels of wolverine uselessness here. firestar i do think dropping your high school rivals twenty feet into mud is not proportionate to the extremely basic drama they roped you into . MAGNET-O?????

#wolvie’s here for the fruit and unspecific definitely child friendly celebration beverage #spider-man wanted his friends to be nice to him and instead got a building dropped on him and swept the daily baddie #has to do fuckin everything around here goddamn #if you watch one clip from this brief liveblog watch the wolverine ones i’m still laughing my ass off

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bakafurai · 6 months ago

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yeah that's fine I didn't need my heart anyways

#robin kenji posting #persona 3 #kenji tomochika #I was watching a stream and the streamer picked the first option saying ''cheer up man'' which i did not pick on my playthrough #and then i proceeded to die on the inside #I'm. I can't #also the way joe zieja delivered those lines broke me...#HE SOUNDED SO GENUINLY HURT I'M AAAUUGHHH #i'm so ough #there's also the last option to just laugh which is horrible why would you do that #it makes me start to sob on the spot i kid you not #if you don't like this guy thats fine but laughing at his misery????? at his low point???? is way too mean????#honestly ms kanou gives mega sus vibes i don't like her #several ranks kenji begs mc not to tell anyone and then she goes ''he must have been the ones who spread the rumors''#like bitch nah he didn't he wanted it hidden and got scared when it got out #she's an adult and a teacher if she noticed kenji had a thing for her she should not have indulged him #told him ''hey you seem to be getting the wrong idea''#but now she let's him in her house for tutoring gives him her number #and in the femc routes reveals she just has him do her chores essentially #and the maya SL implies she bragged about a student asking her out and even considered it????#ethics teacher my ass get the hell out here #god.#where's my option to hug him atlus he needed one on god #hi i really like kenji can you tell lmao #if you read all this hi hello i hope you have/had a nice day :D

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digo3d · 3 months ago

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I don’t think you didn’t ‘like’ Brain so much as you weren’t really sure what to do with the character, especially since he wasn’t utilized very much. I think now that you’re writing one you’re liking him more!

Coulda sworn I responded to this earlier but ANYWAY

I think you make a great point actually, writing about him has definitely led me into a better perspective of him and a better understanding of his character as well

Also I think part of my initial hatred was because I got into Top Cat through the 2011 movie where he's very flanderized and just played for jokes and literally just 'the dumb one', once I actually got my hands on the series I realized my horrid mistake and now he's my liddol scrunkly precious little baby boy my little lad i wanna give him scritchies so BAD AAUUUUUGH

#i need them all to be real NAOW #top cat #top cat 1961 #brain top cat #my BOY #my LAD #i desperately wish he got a full episode about him #i mean yeah there's BHC but I'd rather not watch him get assaulted and sexually harassed by Kitty Glitter #fuck Kitty Glitter fr beats her up #he did slay in that belly dancer outfit fr though #Gay Ass Cat™ /very affectionate #whenever ppl write a TC fic they always either flanderize him or pay zero attention to him and I would like to have a word with these people #and his LAUGH #HIS SILLY LITTLE GIGGLE #FUCK OMG HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I'M GUNNA STRANGLE SOMEBODY

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citrus-sours · 5 months ago

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thinking soooo hard about him. hes so cute. i need to go thru the manga and all the other shit and compile a Honenuki folder. because im normal.

#i have not looked thru the TUM but the way dogma talks abt them they seem fun #and its been soooo long since ive read or caught up on bnha. like ik whats happening and keeping up w spoilers but .. vaguely #need to get the clip of juzo laughing and doing his little clacking. such a fucking cute detail .#i remeber watching that ep and was like???? GOOGLE ENHANCE???? TURN THE VOLUME UP MY BOY CLACKS RARGHHHHHH #orange is typing...#im still giggling abt him and bakugo. god ofc honenuki would be like 'you fucking go you feral ass fucker. im having nothing to do with it'#he has class with so many freaks and the seating arrangement is chaos so like hes so used to bullshit

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vanyafresita · 2 months ago

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suspension of disbelief can only do so much sometimes lol

#watching the wolverine and laughing my ass off #like i am genuinely gasping for air oh god #LIKE I GET IT I REALLY DO BUT #i cant stop pausing and cackling please send help #yeah i get why so many people say the movie is bad #its funny for me at the very least so lemme finish it and i'll get back here to the tags #ICAAANT #well at least i can say now that ive watched the wolverine fight ninjas #WHAT #btw sorry but its pissing me off how they keep dangling women without developing their personalities in front of logan as if this-#motherfucjer would give an actual fuck HE WOULD NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH NONE OF THESE WOMEN IN DAYS #wait is it my aromantic ass not getting it....#I CANT TELL APART WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE MOVIE ROMANCE LOGIC FROM ACTUAL REAL LIFE ROMANCE HELP ME BAHSHAHSH #i think i accidentally made logan aroallo in my head... apologies.....#WHAT IS THAT THAAANNGGG #yukio ure theonly one that can save this mess cmon girl #WHY ARE THEY DECLAWING HIM KITTY NOOOOOO #what #I CANT BREATHE THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS OH GOD #okay damn well #yuck yuck yuck <- it keeps seeing logan kissing underdeveloped women with no personality that they clearly put there for the malegaze #anyways that was a silly movie it was alright #dont care too much mostly bcs i was already told it gets retconned in the next movie so #vanya strawberry flavored

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skeletalheartattack · 1 year ago

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Olimar using special technology to extract Louie's incredible cooking skills (one of his few positive traits)

the faint sounds of a tied up louie are heard as olimar commands one hundred pikmin to carry one large syringe closer and closer in hopes of sucking the only good left in him. the pikmin seem happy to do this.

#ask #anon #i wouldve liked to have drawn this in ms paint but. ogh...#id like to play the pikmin games one day. love those freaks.#my friend fadian continues to torture me with being mean about oatchi #hi fadian if youre reading this please go to hell!!! please!!! please please go to hell!!!!!!!!!#leave oatchi alone. okay ❓#i really like that funny dog #moss too. fucking beast.#my only personal experience with pikmin was a friend bringing it to a friends house and watching him play it for a bit.#then we switched over to luigis mansion and laughed at luigi shoving items he found up his ass. keys. gems. you know.#we were in middle school. it made sense.#the friend who brought over the games was constantly distraught though at us implying luigi was putting stuff up there #that or it was the other friends older brother.#it was on a big fucking box tv. oh how i miss you big fucking box tv.#i never owned one but god.#playing brawls story mode on that tv was something else to me #ive watched a bunch of different streams of pikmin games. but the ones i watched through fully never finished the games.#and with pikmin 3. theres not a lot of streamers i watch who have played through it.#ogh.#anyway thank you for your insight anon :) louie will be a soulless husk soon.

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chaotic-on-main · 2 years ago

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"Doubt you were well liked by the ladies, considering how you think you how everyone else is feeling."

"I do know. And I was liked enough... So."

#this is the 4th watch through and i can't not laugh at this #its just so sad the way he says it #i love him #you're absolutely loved levi dont let this bitch tell you otherwise #levi ackerman #attack on titan #zeke jaeger #zeke yeager #my sick and delirious ass be missing levi so much #so here i am watching to prepare for friday

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hauntingblue · 1 month ago

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You guys think the one piece movies are on letterboxd?

#or are they not cinema.....#my letterboxd user is the same as this one yes... you can see it but you cant laugh. i will know #talking tag #watching heart of gold bc i didnt back then but now i have nothing to watch so here we are #i was like this is not worth it... but now i am famished #is this fucking gernica??? hello what the fuck is he doing here #the girl's design and animation is so different it looks like it doesn't belong there... its so strange...#how is gernica getting beat up by this no name... use tekkai or something like damn...#luffy using meat as bait??? ooc... we would never give it away like that...#*luffy being taken hostage* everyone: 😐#sanjis cunty off white turtleneck.... slay also it feels like they are stretching the scenes... this is a movie come on now #what the hell is sanji wearing now... rip off white turtleneck....#COME ON NOW!! what are robin and nami wearing..... enough!!!! fanservice (this one not the one i like) is a plague upon this earth #this feels like an animation test for wano... it looks kinda similar except the backgrounds #so they were all free and didn't try to escape but most importantly is that brook wouldnt be bothered by the arrows bc he is dead indeed #“i just used them [your crew] as tools” didn't we get past this in arlong park... come on now give me something original something new #murder suicide </3 not again.... nevermind it did not work... massive L. *j bieber voice*:hah... i love that laugh... CHIAAAA LALALALALA #luffy one shot this man. come on now that is this nonsense....#gear 3 his ass out of here. also funny how zoro went for the woman... he knows #the ahots of nami and robins unimpressed faces when pirate franky shows up akshakajai... nobody (everyone but them) moved #sanjis cunty chunky bracelet... where does this come from... his gay ass closet of course....#omg he did gear 3 one shot him akdhakshsk i do know him don't i... omg he got dissolved akdhakajak #but how did the father survive without pure gold?? lmao #so this was the gold film prequel.... i see i thought it was the other way around #alright.... kinda mid and too long. strong world clears and gold was kinda better too bc of nami lesbianism. final review #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

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