#LOVE YOU MUAH /p YOURE SO COOL

[greenroze2]

I HAVE NO WORDS BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @greenroze2 (apologies for the late gift) !!!!!!!

You are such a HUMONGOUS inspiration for me, I can't imagine my life without you and your impact on me as an artist.

Thank you so much for your beautiful art, your generosity and loving nature, and how much you make my day !

[thebellearchives]

Belle my BELOVED!!

If I may graciously request fluff prompt number 12 for our husband inumaki 🖤 maybe a friends to lovers situation bc I’m a whore for tropes (or quite literally any direction it inspires you to go- bc all your jjk writing it chefs kisses 🤌🏻)

Forehead kitheth for u bestie muah okaybye

𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

~ inumaki toge ; jujutsu kaisen

✧˚ · . S Y N O P S I S : this is it: the romantic movie night you once daydreamed about, so is it gonna go down as it did in your head days ago?

‧₊˚ c o n t e n t s : gn!reader, fluff, sequel to the romance alley, friends to lovers, onigiri words are in japanese

‧₊˚ a / n : girl you’re in for a ride because this is the longest request i’ve written for now, like can you blame me? IT’S INUMAKI, of course I went overboard what were we expecting, i’m down bad for him ): Anyways, I know you loved romance alley so here you go, a second part 🫶🏻

i also got requests for this prompt with sukuna and gojo, so i’m gonna link those here for whenever i post them

Toge ver. || Sukuna ver. || Gojo ver.

prompt list

So there you two were. Just like you had imagined: sitting in front of your TV, lights off and a fluffy blanket covering you both. In the screen the lead protagonists were laying in bed in front of each other, trying to hold hands despite the girl being just a ghost. By then your eyes would’ve been tearing up like they always did whenever you watched this movie, but this time wasn’t like the others.

Ever since you and your friends had gotten back from the shop two days ago you and Toge had been in this situation where you’d glance at each other constantly and yet tried to play it cool in front of the others. Your touches would linger, the smiles were usually accompanied by a small sigh. But then you’d both quickly pretend everything was normal again. Your friends had probably caught up with the fact that something was going on anyways, but since no one had said a word you both didn’t either.

And now you were watching your favourite movie with him. In your couch, alone. So close you could reach for his hand like you had wanted to before that kiss at the shop.

And your eyes would wander from the bright screen of your TV to those soft, shiny lips and the way he’d use one of his fangs to nibble on the straw of his drink.

And your face would flush wishing he was nibbling on your lip instead.

Fuck, you looked away once again.

Your eyes felt like they were on fire by now, staring at the screen so hard that you could’ve damaged it permanently if they were daggers. But after a minute or two you looked at him again, this time staring at his eyes. Long, white lashes that framed his beautiful violet irises. He blinked once, twice, line of sight never moving away from the screen.

With a smile you went back to the movie. The protagonist was rushing through the streets in an ambulance, coming up with the most insane plan to get his lover back. Your favourite part was coming up soon, you glanced towards Toge once more just to find him typing away in his phone.

“Toge!” you frowned, then reached for a pillow to hit him in the head with it “what are you doing?!”

He giggled, shrinking in his own space in reaction to the hit.

“Tuna” he shook his phone in his hand and staring back at you as if the answer wasn’t obvious enough: texting.

“Who are you even texting?!”

Toge tapped the screen. Suddenly your phone ringed.

“You were texting me?” your eyes widened and your face turned red in embarrassment “… sorry”

Toge’s little snickers reached your ears as your hands searched across the blanket. While trying to find your phone the sound of the text notifications ringed two more times.

“I thought we were watching the movie, why are you staring at me so much?”

“ 'wHo aRe yOu tExTiNg ?! '

why do you wanna know? are you jealous (:? ”

“You idiot” you hit him with the pillow once again and he laughed out loudly this time “of course I’m not jealous, why would I be jealous?! don’t be ridiculous!”

“Shake, shake!” he fought off your pillow attacks with his arms.

“I just wanted to make sure you were paying attention to the movie!”

“Tch” he rolled his eyes and moved close to you “tuna mayo?”

The sorcerer pointed to you, then to your eyes and then at himself, raising an eyebrow.

“I wasn’t staring at you like that, i just wanted to see your reactions to the movie, obviously”

Toge snorted, incredulously.

“I’m telling the truth!” you tried to push him away but he caught your hand in his, bringing you even closer.

“Okaka” he shook his head.

He placed his index on your forehead, then on your lips, and then placed it over his own lips.

“You think I want to kiss you?” immediately a complicit smile brightened his face, he nodded and chuckled at how quickly you picked up what he meant “you’re becoming insufferable ever since you kissed me, you know that? where is all this confidence coming from?”

Toge rolled his eyes and then pointed at you once again.

“Duh”

You couldn’t help but laugh at that.

“Me? Oh I see, the moment I start sneaking glances at you throughout a movie you get all smug”

Chuckling, he ended up resting his head on your shoulder, his frame shaking from his laughter.

“Fine. Yes, I’ve been thinking about it the whole time” you whispered, smiling, he held your other hand too.

“Mhmm” he knew. He totally knew.

So he raised his head and placed a kiss on your cheek. Then underneath your jaw. Then on the corner of your lips.

“Toge!” giggling, you tried to pull back, but he squeezed your hands and made sure to keep you in place.

Until he finally kissed your lips, tilting his head slightly and pulling you close until your body was over his and his back was leaned backwards. His arms slithered their way around your waist and you clung from his shoulders, kissing him back.

None of you noticed, but in your TV screen the two protagonists shared a sweet kiss too.

[dizzyisdizzy]

hi love ok so i’m actually obsessed with ur art i wanna breathe it i wanna inhale it i want it to infiltrate my eyeballs i want to see only ur art it is so amazing i need to find a way to inject it into my veins u are such an amazing artist and from one artist to another ur art is some of the best most well done art i’ve seen. ur use of colors and ur ability to capture the essence of the character in ur style is truly amazing and i’m obsessed with ur art style it is wowow omg i’m rambling i’m so sorry but ur pieces are just that amazing n e ways please remember to take breaks and take care of urself. i hope u have a lovely day/night/anything in between muah muah muah i’ll always support u IF U HAVE A THOUSAND FANS IM ONE OF THEM IF U HAVE ONE FAN ITS ME IF U HAVE NO FANS IM DEAD 💪💪💪💪 toodles :P

So much praise and I can't even attach a cute anime girl pfp to it, let alone a name 🥺

Thanks anon!!! Your words have kept echoing in my mind as I draw so *you* 👈 are a lil part of everything I draw along with everyone else's cool words.

I'll do ya proud 💪💪💪💪 toodles

[vincells]

you're so cool, your fashion is amazing, and I am grateful everyday you didn't drop me as a friend ♥️

you apologize to me for things you don't need too but I appreciate the thought

ALSO UR PFP IS SO *drools*

UR ONE OF MY BESTES BESTIES EVERRRR

LOVE YOU MUAH MUAH!! /p

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

Green Lantern Jaune!AU

*In the middle of the Fall of Beacon*

Jaune: *To Cinder* In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night--

Cinder: *Hopped up on her ego* Really? This is the best you have, Nikos? A cheat who’s read too much manga?

Pyrrha: *Staring in horror*

Jaune: --No Evil Shall Escape My Sight!

Cinder: *Rolls her eyes, aims arrow at Jaune instead*

Jaune: Let Those Who Worship Evil’s Might, Beware My Power--

Cinder: *Shoots arrow*

Jaune: Green Lantern’s Light!

*A flash of green and Jaune’s wearing Alan Scott’s Kingdom Come Green Lantern suit*

Cinder: What!?

Pyrrha: *Gapes*

Cinder’s Arrow: *Disintegrates*

Jaune: Don’t worry Pyrrha, I got this!

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Jacques Schnee: *Blinded by Jaune’s transformation* What the devil!?

Weiss: *Sees her chance, kicks her father in the groin* That dolt, what does he think he’s doing? *Worriedly, poorly mimicking Jaune’s voice* ‘Oh no, I can’t do that Snow Angel, it’s bad enough I let you know but Remnant’s nowhere near ready for the attention of the rest of the galaxy!’ How is transforming in front of all of Vale supposed to be keeping that a secret!? *Stalks off worriedly in Jaune’s direction*

Jacques Schnee: *Rolls on the ground in agony*

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Blake: *Stemming Yang’s bleeding* I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m so--

*Jaune transforms, Blake yelps*

Blake: *Gapes at the barely visible figure of Jaune* W-what!? Jaune’s the Emerald Knight!?

Yang: *Waking, weakly* B-Blake?

Blake: *Still stunned but realizes she can’t run now, not with Yang looking like at her like that*

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Adam Taurus: *Seething in apocalyptic fury* You again. You bastard, you just won’t stop interfering where you don’t belong!

White Fang Grunt: *Terrified of the emerald glow* Sir? What do we do? The last time we fought the Emerald Knight he nearly killed you.

Adam Taurus: *Audibly grinds teeth* We retreat.

White Fang Grunt: Sir!?

Adam Taurus: Don't make me repeat myself. We retreat. The only way we live to fight another day is if we live and that accursed blight on faunuskind won’t hesitate to kill our brothers and sisters in droves if we fight him now!

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Nora: --EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: *Sighs in defeat*

Nora: *Stops, cackling maniacally* If fearless leader’s a superhero then that means we are too, Renny! *Pink electricity crackles, Nora’s eyes begin glowing pink* Call me Thundermaiden! *Lifts Magnhild*

Worried Beowolf: Aroo?

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Velvet: *Breathes* Bloody rippa.

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Coco: *Lips pressed together, exhales explosively* Nine out of ten. That armor is sleek, aesthetically pleasing from any angle, those pauldrons are just muah and if Arc had been born with just one more X chromosome I’d have my head buried in his thighs and he’d be screaming my name for that fucking cape. *Sighs wistfully*

Neptune: *To himself* Oh yeah, because now’s the time for a boner.

Reese Chloris: *Zipping about* Maybe focus on the badass armor later, cause if you haven’t noticed-- *Is cut off by the roar of Coco’s minigun*

Coco: Yeah, yeah.

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Emerald: Get back here you traitorous coward!

Mercury: *Running away* Nope, fuck that! My old man fought the Emerald Knight last year, got his ass whooped up and down the Purple River and the Emerald Knight just straight up disappeared the fucker! Not only is fighting that dude suicide but I owe him one!

Emerald: You traitor! How dare you turn your back on Cinder, after all she’s done for you!

Mercury: *Rolls his eyes, kicks a Beringel at a now shrieking Emerald* Cinder offers me the chance to kill my old man. Emerald Knight wipes him off the face of Remnant. And these are the people I worked with.

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Ruby: Pyrrha, don’t worry, I’m holy guacamole with a side of chips. *Stares at Jaune in awe* OMIGOSH YOUR ARMOR IS SO COOL!

Cinder: *Incoherent screaming*

Ruby: *Gasps at Jaune’s massive emerald longsword* Th-th-th-th-- *Goes into a pitch only dogs can hear*

Jaune: *Cuts through two more of Cinder’s swords, creates a massive riot shield to block fire* Like Crocea Mors, Rubes? *Ruby shatters glass with her voice* Just a bit of my power. Alright, enough of you.

Cinder: You dare!? I am the Fall Maiden and I will have your girlfriend’s soul!

Jaune: Uh, Weiss is nowhere near--

Pyrrha: *Slumps, mutters* Thank you for reminding me Jaune, I had almost forgotten.

Jaune: You say something Pyr?

Cinder: *Flabbergasted* Then why!? Why stand in my path!? This will only end one way, you cheat! You’re a nobody! Nothing you have can stand before the powers of the Maidens! Not your strange aura or your paltry armor!

Jaune: Because. Pyrrha’s my friend. *Pyrrha gets teary eyed*  It's not about where you were born or the powers you have or what you wear on your chest; it's about what you do. It’s about your actions. And I refuse to let innocent people be hurt in your lust for power! *Disappears Crocea Mors, creates heavy shackle constructs on Cinder and a muzzle construct over her mouth* And you’re right. The Guardians of Oa will be your judgment.

Cinder: *Wide eyed, stunned at her immediate defeat*

Ruby: *Gapes, is inspired by his words*

Pyrrha: *Stunned, happy to be alive, touched*

Weiss: *Arrives* Our hero. *Smiles* So much for secrecy, huh?

Jaune: *Sheepishly* Heh, yeah. Not sure Remnant’s really ready for the Corps. and all that comes with it but no way could I call myself a Lantern if I let Pyro Lady here get her way.

Weiss: *Haughtily* Yes, quite. *Smiles cheerfully* Well the good news is you seem to have given the others a second wind. *Gestures, strokes Jaune’s cheek*

Jaune: *Stares blankly as Huntsmen and Huntress tear through Grimm like they’re barely there, sees retreating White Fang and Atlas making arrests, mowing down Grimm; Grins* All in a--

Grimm Dragon: *Roars*

Cinder: *Eyes widen in glee*

Weiss: *Clutches Jaune’s side, aims Myrtenaster*

Jaune: AAAHHH! DRAGON! Trust in instincts!

*Giant green penis construct forms above the Dragon and slams down onto it, crushing the body*

Cinder: *Goes into catatonic shock*

Jaune: *Ignores Weiss pounding on his chest as she blushes furiously* Instincts bad!

Grimm Dragon: *Dies feeling oddly humiliated*

Weiss: Why!? Of all the things, why t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that!

Jaune: *Embarrassed, not making eye contact with a stunned Ruby or Pyrrha, defends himself* I didn’t hear you complaining last night when I made to-scale copies of Jaune Jr. so you could get spitroasted by your boyfriend! I *realizes what he just said* Oops.

Weiss: *Mortified beyond belief* I-I, you, n-no... *Sees gaping Ruby and Pyrrha, buries her face in his cape* H-he’s lying! I-I, noooo, I hate yoooooouuu!!!!!!

Jaune: I love you too, Snow Angel. *Blushes* Well, as far as official debuts go that could have been worse.

Winter: *Sounding angry and embarrassed as she stomps up the CCT stairs* W-Weiss, I’m well aware of how happy you are in your relationship but that is no reason to allow your boyfriend to advertise to the world in s-s-such lewd detail his p-p-p-his dingaling!

Yang: *Further down the stairs, sounding pained* BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Weiss: *Face is a tomato and she starts kicking an embarrassed Jaune’s armored shin*

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One: Look my Homelander avatar in the eyes and tell me Alan Scott’s armor in Kingdom Come wasn’t just made for a GL!Jaune story.

Two: Yes, that is a (very lightly) paraphrased Superman quote Jaune used.

Three: Instincts bad is a reference to a Spider-Man panel.

Four: Velvet is terribly accurate. My girlfriend is Australian and she uses ‘ripper’ regularly. It’s basically Australian for awesome.

[atsumiye]

ITS ME AGAIN HSJSNSIJS i am obsessed w ur work pls pardon me

but uhh if is cool I'd like to join ur birthday event 🤲🏾🤲🏾

my favourite colour is midnight blue, I am currently on sexy SUNA brainrot he's so pretty wow and I would celebrate my birthday in a club :D

once again HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL MUAH MUAH AND THANK U FOR THIS !!!

IM ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN MY INBOX PLS!! ILY THANK YOUU MUAH <333

SEXY suna brainrot is wonderful and fully accepted here :p

"rin the line is so long, by the time we get in ill be turning another year older" you pout up at him as he laughs, bringing his hand to your cheek and running his thumb across it.

the club he had suggested is one of the most popular in your city. people wait hours in line just to get a glimpse of the inside of the place. your suggestion of a club was last minute, wanting to get out of the house for your birthday and do something fun. and now here you both were at 11:26 pm, at the back of an at least 2 hour wait of a line.

"don't you worry your pretty little head about it." you furrow your eyebrows watching him turn around to walk straight to the front of the line. you quickly run after him, grabbing the hand he stretched back for you. he nods at the bouncer, watching as the man moves out of the way and lets you both in. your jaw drops as you turn to suna, "how? what?" he laughs before dragging you towards the bar, "i know some people."

suna manages to get the bartenders attention, leaning across the counter to whisper something to him before the bartender nods and walks away, coming back with a tray full of shots.

suna hands you one then grabs one of his own. he brings his shot glass up, "happy birthday to the most wonderful person i know. i love you." you smile at him before clinking your glasses against each others, tapping it against the table and downing the shot. you scrunch your nose as the liquid goes down. he leans in to slot his lips against yours, "mmm, it tastes even sweeter." you roll your eyes and tsk before downing the rest of the shots together. hearing the song change, you drag him by his hand onto the dance floor.

he makes his way behind you, placing his hands on your hips as you both sway to the beat of whatever song happened to be playing at the moment. after a few songs, he spins you around, bringing your hands to wrap around his neck, as he grips firmly on your waist.

he leans to place his mouth near your ear, planting a small kiss there then whispering, "happy birthday pretty. i love you." you pull back to smile at him, "i love you too rin."

the flashing lights mixed with the couple of shots and hours of dancing lead you both through the back door of the club. taking a deep breath of the clean air, you sigh and lean back into suna's chest. "thank you for a fun birthday rin. i had a really good time."

"you think the birthday fun is over? i was really hoping to do some body shots off of you." he gives you an over exaggerated pout. you smack his arm before both of you break into fits of laughter.

"lets go home now rinnie." you hook your arm around his, leaning your head on his shoulder as he slides his hand into his pockets. a few minutes of small conversation later, suna stops walking and turns to look at you, "so, is that a no to the body shots?"

"suna, im walking home without you." you turn around and begin to run home giggling, letting suna chase after you.

once he finally catches up to you he says, "maybe for my birthday then huh?" he raises an eyebrow at you, both of you continuing your walk home.

[softluci]

omg, hey, how r u, hi, so nice to see u; welcome to my 3AM (now 6AM bc miss hellsite deleted everything) ramblings (which i will try to make as close to the original as possible); this one’s gonna be a Doozy

now that ap testing is over and i have more time to care about literally everything else, i realize that i . i am So Bad at taking care of myself. like, so bad. and i actually realized this months ago but i didn't have this account months ago and i didn't think of this months ago so—

((i was debating whether or not to limit this to gen z but i know it isn't just us who do this; or maybe that’s wishful thinking and it Is just us, but idk, man,, i feel like millennials be doing this too))

sometimes, a lot of the time i just . don't eat . and i don't have a bad or difficult relationship to food or an eating disorder or anything like that, i just Don't Do It because i either legitimately forgot or i didn't feel hungry even if i hadn't eaten for a significant period of time (6-18hrs, we'll say, because i do lose track). like,, when quarantine started, i was in my room, door Locked, for 15 to 19 hours a day + i wouldn't leave unless i had to use the bathroom or shower. i only started eating and leaving my room more because my mom had to ask me to. oh, and this should be obvious, but i don't sit and eat dinner with my family either.

additionally, and this is Much More Frequent, i don't sleep. i know i don't sleep because i slept for nine hours today and woke up dazed and confused. when we had school, i would either sleep for 1-6 hours or just not at all. and then i'd go to school and not pack anything to eat :p. i actually think the longest i've gone without sleep is a full day. and i don’t have insomnia or anything like that, i just be Staying Up

so, with those things in mind, i've been wondering, like,, like how the boys would react to an m/c like that, you know?

like, okay, first of all,, there's No Way mammon is gonna let mc sit alone in their room all day. his emotional support human?? alone without him??? unacceptable. it just isn't happening. he would Literally break mc's door down if they tried to keep him out, unless they, for some reason, really, really, really needed to be alone, and even then it is a Tossup. and then not sleeping or eating? hello, what do you think this is? he would accommodate them for a little while by bringing them food and making sure they slept but after a while he would literally drag them out of their room because there is no way. there is No Way he’s letting them turn into levi. not on his watch 

an mc like this would give luci an ulcer. a literal ulcer. why are you a human and playing with the limits of your body?? who are you, do you think you’re made of metal? do you realize you have classes to attend and that you’re surrounded by demons literally All The Time? you cannot be caught lacking (i.e. feeling faint or fatigued because you haven’t eaten in seventeen hours or slept in a day). he would bring food to your room so he could make sure you ate, but when it came to sleeping? get ready to literally be dragged/carried out of your room and into his because he has work to do and he needs to keep an eye on you because Clearly you cannot be trusted to take care of yourself. he would probably go as far as to stop doing work and go to bed so you have nothing to hold against him. can’t sleep at a regular time because of your nonexistent sleep schedule? that’s okay because, beloved, He Is Putting You To Sleep. how he does so is up to you; and if you try to play like you’re Fine?? 

“mc, it’s seven pm, when was the last time you ate?” “five.” “am or pm?” “...” “well, when was the last time you slept?” “i haven’t.” “MC.” 

you haven’t slept in just over a day? baby, levi’s record is three. he would be absolutely terrible for an m/c like this; he would enable them So Hard. maybe he would bring them food (and that’s Snacks, not actual food), and Maybe he would tell them to go to sleep once or twice, but Other Than That? he can’t take care of himself for Shit either, sorry you had to hear it from me, leviastans <3

asmo,, you are worrying this man Sick. you haven’t eaten in fifteen hours? are you on a diet? no? you Forgot To Eat? how many hours of sleep have you gotten? one? you Think? oh, Maybe it was two? ah, yes, mc, because that is So Much Better. seriously, though, if you won’t eat, fine, but if there’s one thing you’re doing, it’s sleeping. you can’t sleep at a decent time because you have no concept of a sleeping schedule? sweetie. beloved. he is putting you to sleep, be it through relaxing self care or something else, darling, you are knocking out. and when you wake up, he’ll have a full course meal ready and he will literally feed it to you himself.

what’s that? you haven’t eaten since Yesterday and it’s three in the afternoon? oh,, you sweet summer child, beel is heartbroken. keep insisting that you aren’t hungry while you can barely stand and his eyes will fill with tears. you don’t wanna leave your room? fine, but that is the only thing keeping him from throwing you over his shoulder and going to the kitchen. he would literally bring you as much food as he could carry and only eat a little bit on the way back to your room. can’t sleep? not a problem, wait there while he gets belphie to charm your pillow. do Not worry, teddy bear beel always has your back MUAH

speaking of belphie,, tell that man you haven’t slept in a day and he’s stopping what he’s doing, dragging you to the nearest cushioned surface, and laying down with you; you’ll be out in No Time. and once you’re up?? he’s dragging you to the kitchen and you’re eating any and everything he puts in front of you, and he’s not leaving you alone until you’re functioning like a human and not a gremlin, or so help him, you’ll die a second time. 

you’re like, op,, y did u put satan last?? i couldn’t think of anything for him until now, i Swear i love him, okay, Anyway, you haven’t eaten in almost a day? do all humans do that? no?? why can you Barely Stand??? do you need to be carried to the kitchen? he is so confused as to why you just Haven’t Eaten when that is a basic function that humans need to complete or else they literally die; now wait in your room while he brings you something to eat. you can’t sleep?? do Not worry, that man will curl up with you and read to you until you’re Knocked Out, which won’t take long because he has a calming presence and a soothing voice, sweetheart, u r in good hands

ok it’s 7AM and i’m contemplating doing the undateables,, should i do the undateables? i’m gonna do the undateables. 

oh my god,, if luke finds out that you haven’t eaten in, eighteen hours and you haven’t slept in like twenty,, the way you’re gonna have to put in Work to convince him that you did those things of your own volition and the demons you live with aren’t starving or overworking you and No they aren’t forcing you to lie about anything. after you’ve done that, he is seeing to it that you eat something right away; it does not matter where you are, you are a human and you’re feeling Faint around literal demons, are you Dumb? are you Dumb of Ass?? come with him immediately before you hurt yourself or get hurt, he is feeding you and then you’re sleeping in his room and he’s Not taking no for an answer; don’t even think about telling him no, he’ll cry at you. 

you cannot tell me simeon is not the doting/fussing type, okay, and he is appalled. Appalled. what did you just say. the reason why you don’t look so good is because you’ve been up since Yesterday and you haven’t eaten since then either? why? what do you mean you forgot to eat; what kind of human Forgets To Eat? oh, you didn’t forget? you just didn’t feel like getting up? you’re gonna give him an ulcer. if he doesn’t do anything else, he is getting you something to eat, you literally just activated every older sibling/parental instinct he has from luke being an angel. he will literally take you to the closest place with food, sit you down, and buy you whatever you want, and if you say you don’t want anything, he’ll buy you one of everything and give the leftovers to beel, do Not test him. and when you’re done eating, you’re taking a nap. where? anywhere. no one will disturb you so long as he’s there, you’ll sleep perfectly fine <33

dia is half horrified and half intrigued. you haven’t slept in how long? are humans supposed to do that?? NO??? like,, part of him wants to see how long you can last without sleep or food just to see the limits of the average human and part of him wants to feed you and make sure you sleep immediately. he would have to fight every urge to do the former, but once he did, you are eating everything he finds and you are sleeping for however long his Humans 101 manual says you should sleep for. 

i am so thoroughly convinced that solomon literally would not care at all you have No Idea- 

like,,, i just feel like he’d ask you if you were alright because you looked a little off and you’d tell him you hadn’t slept or eaten in a while and he’d first look at you like you were literally out of your mind and then depending on where you were, Maybe keep you company (read: make sure nothing happens to you) while you take a nap, or Maybe buy you food, or take you to the house or purgatory hall (whichever’s closer) because he wouldn’t leave you alone,, surrounded by demons, ever; let alone in your current state. ok wow maybe he does care what a sweetie

barbatos would literally. he would keep his ^_^ cool facade, but on the inside he would be Screaming. full throttle internal screaming that has been going on for centuries just got several notches louder because you can’t take care of yourself, i hope ure happy. you haven’t slept since yesterday? one notch. you didn’t eat breakfast or lunch? another notch. you feel faint? oH WOW REALLY??? I FUCKING WONDER WHY another notch. come with him. please come with him before he blows a fuse for the first time in 400 years because you think you’re an exception to the rules of being a human. he’s feeding you and putting you to sleep whether you think you’re fine or not; don’t argue with him, he already takes care of his immortal boss who is the equivalent of an excited child on most days or a troublesome teenager on others and he Does Not Lose Arguments. 

ok it’s almost 11am goodnight now <3

[yuezhong]

♧

HELLO MY OTHER FAV AUNT J <3 (alongside sherry, both of you are my fave aunts muah)

You’re my: fav aunt!!, moot and bestie <3

How I met you: out first official meeting was through mimi's server, then we became moots and met again in genesis's server

Why I follow you: bcs you're rly cool, love ur memes. AND UR WRITING MA'AM, IT'S SO GOOD TOO

Your blog is: keqing! keqing! keqing! + the genshin ladies <3

Your URL is: a mood/lh

Your icon is: ur wife keqing

A random fact I know about you: avid keqing kisser and memer

General opinion: rly cool!! fun to talk to, kind and chill ilyvm/p

A random thought I have: handholding with keqing

[eremiie]

okay and for the matchup!!! im gonna try and make this as descriptive as possible but if u want more info pls lmk :)) also it would be cool if it was a guy and it would be REALLY cool if it wasn’t zeke (him and i just don’t click idk i hope that doesn’t mess u up:()

for physical i use she/her pronouns, i’m a about 5’6 and a little on the thicker/curvier side! idk if this is tmi or not but i’m pretty hefty in terms of 🍒 but i got NOTHING for 🍑 :(( breaks my heart aNYWAY i have long light brown hair and my two front pieces are dyed blonde/silver ish, i have blue eyes and wear glasses!! in terms of makeup i tend to do more natural stuff like basic foundation and mascara and that stuff but that’s mostly bc i suck at everything else 😭

my zodiac sign is sagittarius (november sag if that helps) and i’m an enfp!! i tend to be a little shy when i first meet people but once i warm up it’s hard to make me shut up lmao i loooooooove meeting new people and getting to know them and ngl i do tend to over share a little bit so that can be a little overwhelming but i’m pretty good at reading ppl so i know when it’s too much you know ?? i also think i’m one of the funniest ppl i know LMAO i’m always laughing at my own jokes and i love to make other ppl laugh it makes me so happy!! in terms of my type of humor it’s pretty sarcastic but i will literally laugh at anything (except things that are messed up i’m not down for DARK humor). also i’m like hella nice tbh i’m probably overly nice to a lot of ppl BUT i also stand up for myself when need be and i’m not afraid to be honest and blunt!

as for bad personality traits i can definitely be a little jealous and i tend to overthink things a lot. i am NOT a morning person if i wake up any earlier before like 10am i’m usually pretty cranky for the rest of the day which is pretty annoying lmao. i’m pretty forgetful so if someone tells me to do something they usually have to do it a few more times before it hits me. also i’m the absolute worst at math and i was pretty careless in school :/ i didn’t like get into trouble or anything but i definitely slacked off in terms of grades and caring about things like that.

i’m p sure my love languages are quality time and physical touch bc i’m a HUUUUGE sucker for hugs and hand holding and stuff like that 🥺 i also really think 1 on 1 time with a s/o is important but i for sure think it’s good to have time apart or time with like a group of friends too!!

for hobbies i love to play video games, hang out with friends, listen to music, watch movies and tv and write!! i spend way too much time playing games like minecraft and legend of zelda and i can pretty much listen to anything except for country lol i love comedy and horror movies and tbh i’m kinda a sucker for romance movies 😳 i go to target like every day and just kinda walk around and before covid i loved going out to eat with friends and going to the arcade!!! i’m for sure more of a city person than a country girl and i love spending time downtown just walking around or going to baseball games or whatever!!

for future goals tbh i’m not really sure yet ?? i’m interested in maybe being a therapist or a teacher when i’m older but like i said i don’t have any like set goals career wise. i do want to get married but i don’t really want kids unless i maybe adopt ?? (fun fact i’m TERRIFIED of pregnancy for some reason lmao is that weird). i would L O V E to travel the world someday and see all of the different cultures and places i think that would be so unbelievably fun :))

turn ons include bondage, degradation, wax, dirty talk, and idk if this has a name but having to be quiet 😳😳😳 tbh pretty much everything except for feet, blood, p!ss, and pet (those are the turn offs) but idk besides those id probably be willing to try anything at least once

i hope this wasn’t too long or not descriptive enough!!! again if u need more info pls don’t hesitate to message me and ask i’m an open book :))) thank u sm for doing this muah ur an angel <33333

i match you up with...

connie springer.

i match you up because...

connie could care less how shy you were at first because he definitely opened you up, but not by his own will, you just felt so comfortable around him to open up in the first place. he just listens to what you have to say, it might seem like he doesn’t care but he’s really listening. you think you’re real funny? when you’re with connie you guys are both hilarious together and crack up at the stupidest stuff but it’s literally so funny because it’s with him. he appreciates that you can stand up for yourself and you’re straight forward so he doesn’t really have to jump in when you’re getting in it with other people— not that he won’t if you ask, he just isn’t a fan of drama if he isn’t watching it. connie isn’t great at reassuring you when you get jealous and start overthinking but i think there aren’t many moments when you do with him because you guys are always spending immense quality time together that is such a vibe it leaves no room for any thinking. connie doesn’t wake up early and neither do you so you don’t have to worry about waking up early when you live with him. you and connie are forgetful but you’re forgetful together— that’s not really a positive but it’s funny. you guys also both slack off in school work, which you probably both tried to fix but it didn’t work out. he enjoys that your love language is quality time becayse like i said, y’all spend a lot of it together. he doesn’t mind your affectionate but don’t expect much back in return. 

you guys play video games together all the time, in the same house but different rooms, or sitting on the floor in front of the couch together

both of you once slept in together until 3pm and decided it was too late to even start your day, so got up and then went back to bed together

you and connie constantly go places together, and always try to go new places at that as well

you guys go out to eat at fast food chains really late at night 

both of you tried to study together but y’all literally laughed like the whole entire time and got no progress done

you like watching movies with him but he always falls asleep like 15 minutes in so you take pictures of him sleeping

you guys go to walmart & target all the time to literally just look around

your runner up was eren, hope you enjoyed your matchup!

[dolphin-enthusiast]

sort of loved the little sister ideia ngl,, 🥺🥺 I’ve recently discovered I have heart failure because of the whole coughing blood thing (I’m already on treatment so it’s okay), so how would the jojo’s react to the same happening to their little sister? your writing is a masterpiece muah

Ok that sounds very serious but I’m glad to hear that yall are on treatment bc-

- Jonathan would be utterly shocked. It’s not common for the man to lose his calm composure but the second he witnesses his dear little sister doubling over and coughing up BLOOD he’s immediately rushing to her side while desperately screaming for the people around him to call for help. He tries to keep his cool but ultimately fails because he simply cannot calm down when his loved ones are in pain. He’ll be pacing left and right outside her room once she’d get rushed to the hospital and would keep visiting her as much as possible. When she does get released he’ll still keep a close eye on her even if she is technically on treatment for her condition. He can’t help it really.

- Joseph would basically freeze for a second. He tries to process what just happened, snaps out of it 2 seconds later then shifts into full on p a n i c mode. Literally drags his poor little sister to the hospital himself and keeps pressuring the nurses to “just fucking let him in” already and only throws more tantrum when they (once again) refuse to let him see her. He’ll hang around the hospital for hours until they finally let him inside her room and that’s when he’ll start legit crying as he’d be tightly squeezing her hand. The news of her condition would basically whiplash him and he’d be extremely worried for her even after she’d get released. Overprotective Joseph mode: o n.

- Jotaro probably freaks out the worst. Like if you thought Jonathan and Joseph were a mess just wait until you see good ol’ Joot. The second he hears her cough his head is violently turning towards her only to see the big amount of blood that she’s fucking coughing up. He too quite literally Y E E T S her to the hospital and pressures the doctors to let him in to see her worse than Joseph. Once she gets released he actually chills a bit, but he’s still on the edge knowing her condition and all no matter how many times she reassures him that she’s ok. Furthermore, we all know how overprotective he normally is. Take that and double it because he’s going to be looking out for her EVEN more than before now.

- Josuke has a mild panic moment too but pushes through like a damn soldier and instantly rushes to her side to check on her. The blood freaks him out a little but he manages to keep up a tough facade as he keeps telling her that she’s going to be ok. The entire time she’d be hospitalized he’d kind of...shut off. He’d be significantly sadder and rather gloomy, like not even his gang would be able to cheer him up too much. Eventually though he would return to his normal self after she’d be put on treatment and released. Josuke always makes sure that she never forgets to take any of her medicine and often asks her if she’s ok. He tries to not come off as annoying/pushy, but he’s simply too worried damn it!

- Giorno probably handles this the best out of them all. It’s not that he ain’t worried of course, on the inside he’s basically going like “OHSHITOHFUCK-” the entirety of time, but he has to keep his cool and find a way to help his little sister. He is extremely careful and delicate with her and constantly reassures her that she’ll be alright and that he’s there for her. Truth is, he’d even lose some nights of sleep since he’d be lowkey stressing after hearing about her condition, but the fact that she’s receiving treatment would make him chill a bit in the end. He too would hate to come off as annoying or pushy, but he always makes sure to check up on her or to remind her of her medicine. Gio would often apologize for worying so much, but he simply wants her to be safe and sound of course.

[indigomez]

Second time’s a charm

A/N: This was requested! Lmao there’s so many soft boy peter smut in my inbox it’s honestly fucking hilarious.

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader! 

Genre: Fluffy and smutty ;)

Warnings: None, other than soft! Peter parker sex. ;))))))

Summary: You and your boyfriend have been dating for three years, now being seniors, you two decided to try something new, so here’s your second try :)

It was a late night in Queens on a Saturday night. Peter said he had Avengers things to take care of since Tuesday this week, but not anything out of the norm. You’d only see him in school or during Spiderman duty,

But tonight it was pretty lonely, your parents were gone for two weeks because of your mother’s popular new book she just published, and along with your father being the Ceo of the new school’s tech division board, they were pretty busy. Leaving you alone in your city high rise apartment.

You tried calling Peter but he never answered, only texting you by the time you’ve fallen asleep. But tonight you were stumped by writing this essay, over the stupidest shit to man you just sat there at your desk with your laptop mocking you, the flashing of the typing bar screamed just fucking type something but nothing came to mind.

You groaned, rubbing your face when you felt a light tap at the window, turning your head, you saw the familiar red and blue spandex suit. Smiling like a whole idiot you ran towards your window, quickly sliding it open. Smiling wider as he climbed through your window with a grunt, placing the large plastic back on the floor before cupping your face in his hands, 

He was quick to lock his lips with yours, he missed holding you, your warmth, the taste of your lips was always something familiar to him, you moved some of your desk nicknacks aside as he pushed you backward, you quickly hopped onto your desk, not losing the connection of your lips on his, he stood in between your thighs, running his hands up and down your curvaceous body.

“Oh god, I missed you so much.” He whispered against your lips, smiling as he slowly pulled away, you looked into his warm chocolate eyes. “ I missed you too love...” He smiled and pecked your lips one last time before walking away, you quickly hopped off the desk. “So, how you been?” 

“Good, Mr. Stark wanted me to do some training and run some tests.” You hummed, as he sent one last text to may before placing his phone on your nightstand. “Have any plans tonight? You know that new lego’s movie came out-” 

“Uh, I was actually thinking... We do something else.” Peter muttered, turning towards you with a heavy blush on his cheeks. “Oh, well. What did you have in mind.” You asked, Peter fiddled with his fingers, not daring to stare at you. You were dressed in an ‘ I survived my trip to NYC’ shirt and your favorite soft lace panties. You smelled sweet and citrus, your watermelon and mint body wash along with the cocoa butter lotion made his mind go haywire.

“Uh... Uh- are your parents, home?” He asked, you nodded your head no. “They're gone for two weeks.” His eyes bulged out of his head, his head popped up as he looked at you. “Really?” 

“Yeah, for two whole weeks, and remember. Schools out this week because of property damage.” You laughed, the blush on his cheeks softened as he laughed, remembering what happened. “So, we- we have the world to ourselves huh?”

“We sure do, so. What did you have in mind?” You smiled, walking up to him as he instantly put his hands on your hips. “I-I dunno-”

“Well, I was thinking. Since you know we have nothing to do. My parents are gone, there’s no school.” You rambled on, your fingertips tracing the intricate design on his suit. “We can, try again.” You looked up at him, pressing the spider pendant on his chest, his suit falling off of his shoulders as his eyes stared at your every move. Your eyes watched as you pushed his suit off of his beautifully toned body.

“Fuck,” You whispered, looking back into his eyes as he stared back at you. You cupped his face, placing a sensual kiss on his lips before kissing his jaw, then down his neck. He shuttered by the warmth of your lips against his skin, moaning at the feel of you biting on his ear and your hands roaming his upper body.

“Y-Y/N” He muttered, his hands snaking his way up your back. You moved back, staring as his god-given abs before looking back up at him. “This isn’t fair.” You chuckled as you lifted the hem of your shirt, throwing it onto your dresser as his eyes never left your chest. “Sheesh Peter, never seen tits before? We were in the same health class.” You laughed, throwing your arm around your chest to cover up, but he was quick to hold onto your wrist, locking his eyes on your beautiful chest,

“No... there just...” He muttered, walking closer to you. He put his hands behind your thighs, lifting you up as if you weigh nothing. His lips lock on yours as he walks over towards your bed, sitting you down on his lap. His hands were excited to hold your soft breasts, “P-Peter wait-”

He stopped all movements, looking up at you with his wide puppy dog eyes. Afraid out of his mind that he hurt you. “Let me get the box-” He laughed in relief as you hopped off his lap and towards your closet. Smiling as your ass bounced with every step you took. Good god, he was so lucky.

When you came back with the familiar pink wooden box in hand, you tossed it to the side of you and Peter as you sat in his lap and opened the box. The familiar red tint staining your cheeks as you saw the packets of unopened condoms.

“Uh, uh- um, which one? Are you.” You stuttered, turning the box towards him, he chuckled. Grabbing the Trojan Bareskin packet from the variety of different condoms from the box, Damn, did condoms always look this weird?

“Pete?” He looked up at you, you slightly shifted, getting comfortable on his lap. “Are you nervous?” You muttered, your heart pounding against your chest as you looked into his soft warm eyes. He smiled, kissing the tip of your nose. “Of course I am, this is my first time, our first time. But don’t be scared to tell me if something hurts, please.” You nodded, smiling back at him as you pushed him onto his back.

“Are you sure you wanna do this?” He panted, his heart racing and banging against his ears as he looked at your face, sweat coated your face as you opened your eyes, nodding with anticipation. “Yes Peter, please... Do you wanna-”

“You already know, just making sure.” He huffed, looking down between your bodies, as he aligned himself against your core, you shuddered by the feel of him against you, you smiled. Biting your lip as you try to keep your composure.

“Okay... okay.” Peter whispered to himself, giving you one last look of reassurance. Giving him a quick nod, he slowly pushed in. His hands gripping the sheets tightly as you both moaned at the new feeling. “Ohh, fuck.” He hissed, moving in deeper slowly, it was driving you crazy.

“Peter.” You sighed, grabbing onto his damp shoulders, “huh- yeah?” 

“Move, please move.” He started off at a decent speed, your whole body relaxed as you let out a soft moan. “F-Faster- Fuck!” He knew at this point he had to be doing something right, he could see the goosebumps on your skin, your nipples on your breast hardened under his fingertips, he could feel your chest hum with each moan. Your back arched off the bed as you scratched onto his shoulders, he hissed at the feeling of your nails digging into his bare skin. And good god did he love it.

“Y/N... I’m so close.” He whispered into your ear, his hips becoming jagged with every thrust, he placed his head into your neck, kissing, licking, and biting your neck and earlobe as you were already on edge. You grabbed on to his hair, your fingers getting tangled into his messy brown curls.

“Peter- “ You felt the roughest wave of orgasm you’ve ever felt. Stamping your eyes shut as you grided your clit against him as he continued thrusting into you, it was body shaking, like the first time you’ve ever given yourself an orgasm. This one felt straight groundbreaking, your core shook as you cried out his name, 

Peter soon came too, as you were slowly riding out your high. He moaned your name as he held onto your hips, riding out his orgasm as you rubbed your swollen clit. “Fuck, fuck!!” He cried, his thrust growing sloppy as he rode out his high, with one final thrust, he let out a huge moan. His body collapsed onto you as you held him in your arms. Catching your breaths you both laid there in peace, letting your fan cool off your sweaty bodies. 

“T...That was, amazing.” He muttered against your chest, slowly rolling off of you and pulling out, before sitting his head on the pillow next to you. You turned to your side facing him, smiling at his red face. “It was, second times a charm right?” He chuckled, pulling you into his chest and kissing your forehead. 

“I’m glad we did this, I’m glad my first time was with you.” You looked up at him, almost tearing up at the sincerity in this kids eyes. “I feel the same way, I wouldn’t change it for the world.” Kissing his jaw, he hugged you tighter, “Hey, you think I’m gonna become Spider-Woman?”

“What on Earth makes you think that?” He laughed, “I mean, you got bit by the spider, and that gave you powers. And we had sex-”

“Y/N, that is not the same thing.” He chuckled, you leaned on your elbows, facing him as his arm still held you. “Yeah, but wouldn’t it be fun? Us fighting crime together? Spiderman and Spider-Woman, common you can’t beat that!” He laughed at your enthusiasm, the light in your eyes glistened as you rambled on, he cupped your face before planting a large kiss on your lips, pulling back with a ‘muah!’  

“I’d hate for you to get hurt.” He muttered, his smile falling a little at the thought. It was your turn to cup his face, smushing his cheeks together. “I understand, but if I do end up getting powers, or anything. I’d still help you with anything, even fighting Mr. Criminal.” 

He gushed, wrapping his arms around your waist, rolling you under him as he slathered you in kisses. “Peter! That tickles!! C-come on, let’s shower. Then we can watch a movie.” He nodded, helping you up out of bed, letting you go into the bathroom first, smirking giving you a nice slap on your left cheek. “Or how about round two?” Smiling at him with a cocked eyebrow, you giggled. 

“You got a deal.”

[thejplibrary]

Fic list: Possessive!John

Anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you know any fic where John was acting possessive about Paul?

Anonymous asked:

Hiyaaaa! I know I might be late for a fic rec but do you know any fic featuring a possessive!john. Please please please let me know. Thanks so much! Muah!

Here are some :)

in the curl of a teddy boy's lips tonight by ffomixam (1/1| 1246 | NC-17)

"[...] could you maybe possibly write some teddy boy era Mclennon where John's getting jealous and protective of Paul for some random reason? If not, that's cool! I just wanted to let you know that I love your writing so so much!"

A Ribbon Of Black by alternativwaves (1/1| 1,694 | PG-13)

John made a mistake, but it's too late to fix it. He dwells on what could have been.

You're Mine by aanahitt (1/1| PG-13)

John gets upset when he sees Paul flirting.

You Can't Do That by aanahitt (1/1| NC-17) !! TW: rape, abusive!John

John catches Paul with a girl and is... upset.

All Over Bubbles by macca44552 (43/43| NC-17) J/P + G/P

John notices something that pisses him off: George has a thing for Macca. So John settles this in the only way he knows how: a bet. Who will win Paul’s heart: John or George? And how does Ringo feel about this whole thing?

[natedevereaux]

I am!! Not sure I've read much of your stuff - but regardless if you write you write and thus deserve appreciation, and you have Excellent taste so I'm eager to see what you serve when your projects are aged to your satisfaction <3 Muah!

awww thank you that's so sweet of you! 💕 You have great taste as well :p Yeah I've only posted like, two fics, but I did get to read some of yours and I really loved them, and I'm excited to read your new AU when I have a bit more free time, the idea seems really cool! (the one with courage is vintage was so good! <3 I really wanted to reply back to your reply on my comment there for so long and didn't get around to it yet, I'm really not great at that unfortunately~) One day I'm gonna conquer my perfectionism with editing and my lack of mental energy and free time and actually finish and post some more stuff. I hope sjdfn. This did give me some motivation tho so thank you <3

[puzzycatdoll]

🎏🎈Blessed afternoon Thursday to all my beautiful folks around the world! Wassup! 😝 🤫 Today I've got a puzzle question to ask you guys. I give you only 3 mins to think and then please, answer me. Are you ready? Here you go! 🧏‍♂️ 🤭 "What is it? When you use it or whether not use it, it's alway finished. 🛎 Tik..Tok..Tik..Tok.. ⌛Time's up ⏰ Do you get the answer on your mind? 🙄 🔔Tada! Yup..🔊 The answer is 🕛"The Time" ↗️ Either you use or not use it. It's already gone in each day. So you should spend all time valuing with the rest of your life ↖️ What do you think?😌 🙆‍♂️ Before I leave you, I've got some Love Quotes ❤ written by my mom to tell you. 👉"Love is life. And if you have no love, you have no life. So if you love someone, tell them. Don’t wait or you will lose the chance." 👈👌 😇It's about time for me and my mom to say to you that 💘 You're My Everything, Everything Is You 💘 WE LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE 💎PRECIOUS FRIENDS MORE THAN GOLD💰 Sending warm hugs🧸good wishes💐 positive vibes 💕and many blessings🧚‍♀️ to you and your loved ones 💏💑👨‍👩‍👦👫👬 Wishing y'all a spectacular Thursday. Muah..muah..💋💋💋❤🇹🇭🤘 🍁 🍀 🍁 🍀 🍁 🍀 🍁 #instagram #instapic #instaphoto #instalike #instadaily #mylove #likes #portrait #picoftheday #foryou #loveyou #goodtimes #goodvibes #photo #happy #beautiful #happyme #thailand #cute #beauty #pretty #nice #photography #cool #amazing #awesome #moment #wonderful #gorgeous #photooftheday (ที่ Bangkok Thailand) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZOnWubp7b0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[shhhushhh]

Hello, lovelies!

Today a thought stuck in my head so I decided to share it with you. It’ll be blah blah blah, so I’ll put it under the cut for you to skip it :P

My last story posts got me thinning that I’m getting way too cheesy with that back story, which is not exactly my style, but honestly... I’m having too much fun. :)

It was not planned when I started writing Glass Concrete -  Mimo and Jess were meant to be “fill up” characters but they turned out so cool, sweet and genuine (my opinion) and... separated so I felt the need to “go through”their love story. And since they are very young and even more immature the whole thing got little bit too sweetened and it might get even more in the near future.

So today I felt kind of obligated to tell you that you’ll have to keep up with them/me a little longer or don’t keep up and just skip “5 months earlier” :D

Glass Concrete didn’t start as a love story and it won’t continue as such. I just need time to get those two babies out of my system and to create all Starlight shores characters.

I was trying to say that I really like you and appreciate you, my dear mutuals, and since you’re reading and communicating with me I guess I caught your interest and attention with something (which is definitely not the current direction of the story). In other words sorry for the current soapiness. Bad news - it’ll continue for a little while. Good news - it’ll come to an end XDDD

Have a nice day! Muah!

[tyranttortoise]

classic, swap, swapfell and fell bros reaction to their s/o breaking up with them, and then finding out it was because their s/o didn't think they were good enough for their bonefriend and did it on a drunk impulse? love your writing btw you're my fav imagines blog 💕

( * Aw, thank you~!  <3  The word bonefriend makes me super happy.This prompt was a lot of fun.  I really love when the skelebros provide comfort because I like to imagine someone reading it and feeling better about whatever they’re going through.  )

UT!Sans:

His world has suddenly crashed.  He flinches, but he's quick to bury the hurt behind a forced grin and a small shrug.  "heh, it's not you, it's me?  is that the line you're using?"  He means for it to come out as light, but his tone sounds sharp and chilling instead, betraying his jovial facade.  

But then, he realizes that something's amiss.. there's that waver to your voice, the way you look so vulnerable.  Why, you look just as wrecked as he feels.  "hey, what're you talking about, kiddo?  of course you're good enough.  if anyone should be saying that.."

*it's me.

His voice trails off.  He gathers you against his chest, pulling you down to lie on the couch, and opens his blue jacket wide to halfway cover your body.  You're the light in this timeline, the person that gave him the ability to feel HoPe again.  He doesn't voice that; he's too shaken to find the words.  So, instead, he just holds you on the couch, and murmurs, "please don't ever think that, ok?"

UT!Papyrus:

When you break up with him, he flinches as if he was physically struck, his bones rattling together from the jarring impact.  "O-OH, GOOD ONE!  YOU'RE TRYING OUT JOKES LIKE SANS, RIGHT?  I.. I THINK YOU GOT SOMETHING WRONG ABOUT THAT ONE, THOUGH.  OR MAYBE I MISSED THE PUNCHLINE..?"  You know he has to be rattled to admit that a joke may have gone over his head, but when he realizes you weren't joking around, his shoulders slump.  "OH...YOU CAN'T REALLY MEAN..."

His eyesockets start to tear up.  He's shaking, but trying to be strong.  If you really want to leave him, he's going to respect your decision, but.. "I..IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT?" he can't help but ask, reaching out to place a gentle hand on your shoulder.  He's prepared to accept it, but the moment you start insisting that you're not good enough for him, he realizes what's going on.  Immediately, he pulls you against his chest, bending over your form.  He places his forehead on the top of your head, and he's openly crying now.  You're hurting, and having this awful thoughts about yourself, and that hurts him.

"YOU'LL ALWAYS BE GOOD ENOUGH.  I'LL H-HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS VERY HIGH STANDARDS!"  He's trying to lighten the mood, but his voice breaks a little.  So, he tightens his arms around you, holding you as close as possible.  "AND YOU EXCEED ALL OF THOSE STANDARDS JUST BY BEING YOU."  Shifting, he pulls back enough to press his teeth to your forehead, giving a soft 'muah' sound effect to punctuate his skeleton kiss.  "SO LET'S REMAIN A COUPLE! I'LL TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE TOMORROW!  IF.. IF YOU'RE NOT TOO HUNG OVER.  IF YOU ARE, I'LL JUST BRING YOU SOUP IN BED AND WE CAN WATCH METTATON RE-RUNS!"  

UF!Sans:

Of course.  Of course you'd break up with him.  He's still for a moment, before he forces a smirk and shrugs.  "welp, that lasted longer than i expected.  i guess i'll see ya around, swee--.. uh, bud."  He turns away, trying to shrink further into his jacket, to hide his cheeks behind the floof of his fur-lined hood before he starts crying.  He thought he would feel numb, but there's a gnawing pit in the center of his chest, and his eyesockets are burning.  Stars, he's stronger than this!  

Mentally, he's running through every insult he's ever received in his life, every reason why he wasn't good enough for you, why you don't want to be with him anymore.  He's gathering his magic, preparing to shortcut right out of this nightmare and drown his sorrows at Grillby's.  There's no doubt in his mind that he's going to get wrecked tonight, and the bender's guaranteed to last for a week solid.  

But then he hears you continue, drunkenly mumbling about how you don't deserve him.  He freezes, his magic dissipating.  You, underserving of him?  What kind of Twilight Zone swap world is this?  Red turns, still trying to guard his face with his hood, his sockets glimmering with red-tinted tears.  "r..run that by me again?" he manages, his voice thick and gruff.  When you continue to babble on about your insecurities, he suddenly sees himself mirrored in you.  How could he have missed the signs?  Maybe you were both just too good at pretending, too used to doing it as second-nature.  

"oh, sweetheart."  He's on you in the next instant, so quickly that he knocks you off-balance and you both end up tumbling onto his mattress.  The impact jars the springs and causes you to bounce, but he just holds on tighter, burying his face in the side of your neck so you don't glimpse his tears.  "none of that is true, ya hear me?  you're all i want.. and if you want me.."  His voice becomes quiet, but his mouth is right by your ear, his breath warm against the cold tear-tracks on your cheeks.  

"then just stay.. ok?"

UF!Papyrus:

WHAT?  Did you really think YOU could break up with HIM?  This is an outrage.  Edgy is someone that obviously hides his feelings behind RED-HOT RAGE, so he grits his teeth and looms over you.  "NO!" he shouts firmly, his entire body tense.  He hasn't done ANYTHING to warrant this, and he's been trying his hardest to be an attentive bonefriend.  He's been paying attention to your needs, and he's even started reprimanding his brother's laziness less!  Is that not enough?  

No.  Impossible.  He's done everything right.  "I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE BREAK-UP.  SO.. NO.  IT'S NOT OVER."  He's in serious denial, and while he knows he can't really make you stay if you want to leave (shy of sealing off the exits with bones, which is becoming more and more tempting..), he's going to be stubborn.  You're going to have to give him an explanation.. and when you do, you start tripping over your words and feelings, blurting all of your deepest, self-depreciating thoughts.  

And that's when Papyrus realizes just how drunk you are.  

He swears loudly, rolling his eyelights even as he grips your chin and forces you to look up at him.  He bends over, leaning down to your face, and says, "Stop."  The word comes out more gently than anything you've ever heard him say; for once, it's not a shouted command, but something he's urging you to do.  It shocks you into silence, your shoulders still shaking from suppressed hiccups of sobs.  He clears his throat and begins speaking in his normal tone of voice now that he has your full attention.  "ARE YOU DONE WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS NOW?  I WON'T STAND FOR ANYONE SPEAKING ILL OF YOU--NOT EVEN WHEN YOU DO IT. WE'RE NOT BREAKING UP JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE DECIDED TO DRUNKENLY SLANDER YOURSELF.  NONE OF THAT IS TRUE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"  He says it with such a serious intensity that all you can do is nod.  "GOOD."

And then he scoops you up bridal-style into his arms and carries you upstairs.  It's time for you to sleep off your alcohol, and he's going to keep you locked up in his arms all night.  

US!Sans:

The second you break up with him, he's crying.  

It's not even little sniffling tears that develop into sobs; no, he's immediately full-on ugly crying.  He's gasping for air with his shoulders heaving, his face is flushed a bright blue, and he looks like you just kicked a sack of puppies in front of him while laughing maniacally.

"B-B-B-BUT..! W-WH-WHHYYY?  WHAT DID.. DID I.. DOOO?"  He's wailing the words and jumping to the worst possible conclusion, but he needs to know what he did so he can fix it.  He's got to win you back!  If Papyrus is in the house, he hears the crying and teleports into the room with a murderous expression, but once he sees that you're both crying, he awkwardly pretends it never happened and blips away to Muffet's.  Blueberry grabs onto your waist, looking up at you with the most heart-broken expression you've ever seen.  You did this to him, you realize, and it only makes things worse.  

You launch into every dark thought you've ever had about yourself, every time you've ever thought that you weren't good enough, or were too flawed, or that no one could possibly stay interested in you, that you're poison and that's why they all lea--

Blueberry cuts you off by cupping your tear-streaked cheeks with both hands and forcing you to look at him.  You have his rapt attention, and he's no longer wallowing in misery; instead, he's looking at you with absolute concern.  "WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT ABOUT YOURSELF?  YOU'RE NONE OF THOSE THINGS!  I THINK YOU'RE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD!  THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"  He smiles, bringing your head down to rest your forehead against his.  "MAYBE I DON'T TELL YOU THAT ENOUGH?  BUT FEAR NOT!  FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU EVERY DAY HOW GREAT AND WONDERFUL YOU ARE!  AND IF YOU EVER THINK ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF, JUST TELL ME SO I CAN TELL YOU HOW UNTRUE IT IS, ALL RIGHT?"      

US!Papyrus:

Stretch realizes immediately (okay, immediately after the crushing pain in his chest that made his SOUL feel like it was cracking) that you're too drunk to make a decision like breaking up.  Something like that has to be done with a cool head, so while his body is tense, he tries to approach the situation delicately.  "ok.  so why break-up?"  You don't tell him right away, but he probes you carefully, asking if there's something that makes you unhappy about the relationship and casually mentioning that you've had way too much to drink tonight.  

When the floodgates finally open and you spill all your demons, Papyrus pulls you into his lap.  His arms go around you, and he guides your head to his shoulder, where he soothingly strokes his phalanges through your hair.  "honey, why are you so hard on yourself?"  You don't give him a straight answer, instead reiterating that you're not good enough for him, that he deserves better, that you should just leave.  "why don't you let me be the judge of what's good enough?  i mean, i am a pretty good judge of character, and  i think you're everything i could ever want. else i wouldn't be here right now, honey."  

If you continue, he just asks, "do you enjoy being with me?  do you want to stay like this, with me?  then ok.  stop trying to leave because i want you to stay."

SF!Sans:

HOW DARE YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM!!  YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THAT HE DEEMED YOU WORTHY OF HIS AFFECTIONS!  "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO BREAK UP?!  THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!"

His eyesockets are watering, but he tells himself they're ANGRY TEARS instead of just regular broken-hearted tears.  How could anyone refuse him?!  He's about thiiiis close to shouting for Papy to help him handle this crisis when you start to cry and admit your feelings of inadequacy.  OH.  So you were feeling unworthy!  That's makes sense, because it totally couldn't be anything HE'S done.  

Blackberry swallows back his tears and sits down on his bed, abruptly jerking you down beside him.  He latches onto your waist, his grip uncomfortably tight.. because he's trying to mask the fact that his bones are shaking.  "YOU'RE WORTHY.  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?  I'M A SKELETON OF ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS TO MEET, AND YOU.."  He almost lost you, so he swallows a portion of his pride, his face buried in the side of your neck.  "YOU MEET ALL OF THEM.  SO CEASE THIS FOOLISHNESS AT ONCE!"  

He's relieved that you stay, and as soon as you pass out, he cries.  

SF!Papyrus:

Welp, drunk words are sober thoughts, right?  So if you want to leave him now, it must mean you've been thinking about it.  Papyrus can't say he's surprised; he's been waiting for you to realize you could do better.  After all, who wants some pathetic mutt like him drooling after them all the time?  

"ok."

He's already walling himself off, and since he was in the process of walking you home anyway, he pulls out a cigarette from his jacket and lights it up.  He's going to chain smoke tonight, and probably not even go home.  Sans would only lecture him about the smell of smoke, and he just can't deal with that right now.  His other hand is balled into a tight fist in his pocket.  He doesn't try to press you for an explanation, even as he's running through every exchange the two of you have ever had and wondering just how many of those sweet words you actually meant.

And then he hears a tiny sob, and when he turns to you, his entire body feels cold.

He stops, staring, and as your insecurities spew out like terrible word vomit, he slowly starts to realize what this is really about.  He can relate--he can relate to every one of those feelings.  His cigarette tips from his suddenly-lax fingers, and he closes the gap in one stride to sweep you against him.  In one smooth motion, he cuts off your nonsense with his mouth, soothing your worries away with a deep kiss.  When he finally pulls back, he chuckles lightly, cupping your damp cheek with his palm.  "listen, doll.  i'm gonna let you in on the absolute truth.. and that's that whoever put that shit into your head is wrong.  dead wrong.  you'll always be enough just by being here with me.  and i don't want you to ever forget that, ok?"