ayo i gotchu fam, hyrule finna BOMBARDED with chaos, well not rlly but finna be flustered as FUCK. >:) I hope u enjoy!
Readers POV:
The day was nice. Very chill and all. We were currently walkin in hyrules time and tbh I LOVE IT. "Alright, I think we walked enough. We can set camp here." Time said, about time bro. "THANK THE LORD, my feet was gonna shatter if i dont sit down" I said while takin a seat on the nice floor. "Dont you wanna sit down on the long or at least eat?" A new voice said with a cute chuckle. That voice belonged to hyrule. "My pookie, thats too far, and right now the floor is the best thing ever" Hyrule froze. His ears turned a bright red. Cute! "Wha- what did you call me?" He said stuttering. "Pokkie. I called you pookie. Wait dont tell me, yall dont do that here? Like call your friends pookie or baba gworl?" I said, bit tired cause how come every timeline dont got at least a bit of my world. "Well no.....That more for couples.." Hyrule mumbled the last part. "Ohhhh that makes sense. Can I still call you pookie though? If that's fine with you!" I really really REALLY hoped for yes cause that name fit this boy so well. "Sure i dont mind..." NAHHH THE BRO FINNA MAKE ME DIE OF ALL THE CUTENESS- "Really? THANK YOUUUUU, now come here you monkey. You look like you need a hug.....also im not takin no for an answer" I said with grabby hands. I want hugs from my pookie before the mc donald hair mono tells me to get up.
I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS STORY LOLLLL next time time is gonna get tortured >:) I HOPE U WELL AND STAY SAFE <333
HYRULE IS SO POOKIE CODED OMFG
literally chuckled at the 'ABOUT TIME BRO' YOU SO FUCKING REAL FOR THAT CAUSE ME TOO BOO!!! I CAN WALK FOR A WHILE BUT AINT NO WAY MY FEET GONNA BE IN ONE PIECE AFTER A DAY WITH THESE BOYS
Hyrule is such a sweetie and a softie!!! WE love and stannnnn hehehe
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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shhh dont disturb them they're sharing mana after a tough day
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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been playing peak recently
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It's always: "Do you like boys? or girls?"
And never: "Do you like piña coladas? or getting caught in the rain?"
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went into a fugue state and ate a shitton of overripe nectarines. it felt like a religious experience, to the point i immediately had to draw how i felt
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I love how this shot of Jax sulking away got people theorizing and making miles long posts about his Sad Backstory™ and Trauma™
ONLY FOR IT TO TURN OUT THAT HE IS MAD THAT HE DIDN'T GET TO CAUSE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION.
Man, I love you Gooseworx, you don't disappoint, you absolute madwoman.
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