#LOVE THAT CRAZY BITCH!!!!!
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louis getting to emotionally manipulate daniel is how men must’ve felt when they saw the joker
#LOVE THAT CRAZY BITCH!!!!!#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv s2 spoilers#daniel molloy#armand#chunky salsa speaks
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leo: you know it’s funny when i see all my friends fight monsters. because as the most powerful demigods alive, everyone gets the job done. but everyone does it so differently
chiron: how so?
leo: well jason is like a robot, or some fighting machine, because with all his training he’s so programmed and concise. frank is basically the bipolar animal version of the hulk. piper is weirdly calm and seductive with her “you think what i tell you to think” voice. annabeth is methodical and sneaky and alarmingly brutal. nico is just creepy as hell. and hazel’s like a freaky witch with all her voodoo magic shit
chiron: all great descriptions. and percy?
leo: oh percy’s just a crazy son of a bitch
chiron, chuckling: and you’re not?
leo: hey i may be ADHD off the walls, and i do make some crazy plans, but that dude should be deemed legally insane. i once saw him jump onto the back of a giant sea monster, stab it with a narwhal’s tusk, and then ride a great white shark around as he lassoed monsters with kelp ropes. and the entire time, he was singing a cage the elephant song
chiron, nodding thoughtfully: “ain’t no rest for the wicked?”
leo: no actually it was “around my head.” guy’s got great taste
#percy = crazy son of a bitch#dude is insane#no further questions#leo is crazy too but in a more strategized way#percy’s plan is no plan#he’s just crazy and wild#i love him#percy jackson#leo valdez#annabeth chase#piper mclean#jason grace#frank zhang#hazel mclean#nico di angelo#hazel levesque#the seven#+nico#the 7 demigods#incorrect quote#hoo incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#percabeth#cage the elephant
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smile for the camera! :)
#codacheetah#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat mdp#isat mal du pays#HOOOO BABY i can smell the quality being crunched from here#anyways. cg redraw for 2nite i just wanted to draw little mal du pays. for this mal du thursday#love the mdp cg. fuck u lookin so crazy for!! eat yo damn food bitch!! (remembers it has no mouth) uhhhh fuck
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I'll always be there As frightened as you To help us survive Being alive Being alive Being alive!
#when i tell u i yeeted that kitchen sink#we got some more blues but we also!! have some browns. crazy of me i know#'one single better idea?' bitch i've got 99 problems and i can't say no to any of them#anyway hope u all enjoy much love xx#good omens#gomens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#good omens 2#usersugar#tsusermels#userrlorelei#usereena#userlauren#elinordash#crowleyanthonys#my gifs
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Prompt 266
Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train.
See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person.
And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right!
And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically.
The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten.
How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss.
Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings.
The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine.
They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk!
And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves.
Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life?
Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son?
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Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny is Not Ghost King & he doesn’t want to be#Danny isn’t from the same timeline as DC but he hops around so many that he’s formed a few favorites#You Know the bats are going to go crazy searching for some sort of proof of Danny’s existence when they finally communicate w/ each other#Why yes Danny is an adult lol (he is also tall but has body more like his mom)#Yes Sam showed him how to do makeup & it was a bonding thing while they bitched#Is Danny Dusan’s mom? Wonderful question that the league is pondering themself#Danny introduced Sam & Tucker to Ras once & it was horrific how well they got along#Danny almost forgot that Tucker was once a royal dictator who had constant assassination attempts#Sam & Ras bond over violent love of nature & willingness to kill to keep it safe from assholes#Damian about Danny: Obviously this is Grandmother#Jason after being thrown in the Pit: Who are you Where am I What the fuck#Damian: :O Akhi you can speak now :D Come see my puppy Grandmother gave me for protection#Ras & Danny: Threatening each other#Everyone else: Do they want to kill each other or are they flirting or both…#Space Core Danny#Star Core Jason
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None of them are equivalent to eachother but you get the point
#i love asshole characters#i love them EVEN MORE when they’re women#i support womens rights and womens wrongs#and they're all diferent kinds of assholes too#some of them are just bad bitches (kinda mean) and others are bad bitches (straight up murdered someone)#realistic flawed and incredibly entretaining#eleanor shellstrop#the good place#johanna constantine#the sandman#crazy jane#madame rouge#laura de mille#doom patrol#reagan ridley#inside job#crystal palace#dead boy detectives#i shouldve put esther too#i love her#Helen Sharp#madeline ashton#death becomes her#my stuff
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This is the new tumblr mascot guys
#helluva boss#emberlynn pinkle#emberlynn helluva boss#helluva shorts#OK BUT SHE IS SO ME THOUGH#WE LOVE A THICK CUTIE BATSHIT CRAZY BITCH
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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Simone Ashley as Miss Kate Sharma Lady Kathani Bridgerton
#that face card is NOT to be played with#kathani sharma bridgerton YOU 🫵🏾 are the baddest bitch in the ton#simone ashley is so pretty this is crazy how can someone be so pretty#bridgerton#kate sharma#kanthony#kate and anthony#anthony and kate#kate x anthony#anthony x kate#the viscount who loved me#bridgerton season two#bridgerton season three#viscountess bridgerton#lady bridgerton#kathani sharma#kathani bridgerton#lady kathani bridgerton#simone ashley
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE — 2.05, "Don’t Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#iwtv#tvedit#louis de pointe du lac#armand#tusermarissa#usergayppl#*mine#i love these crazy bitches#get eachother 🤭
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Blood sticks, sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none
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wait what do you mean a red string of fate ties us together but all we do is strangle each other with it. what do you mean this string can only stretch and tangle but never break and yet we keep biting and gnawing on it to try to free ourselves from it anyway.
#taimizu#mizu x taigen#taigen x mizu#taizu#blue eye samurai#mizu#taigen#there was an attempt#i love that my last art of them is super soft and warm and tender and this one is them at their most toxic#i must stress that both of these are important to their dynamic <3#early taimizu = toxic crazy insane#late-game taimizu = soft yearning tender sweet growing together etc#at least that's how it is in my delusional mind bcs lbr taimizu are NOTTT capable of tenderness YET#but their scene together in the forge is proof that they do have potential to be soft and playful and happy together <33#but anyway this post is not about that. this post about them both being feral murderous bitches who get turned on by violence <3#lol i keep saying it but it's TRUE so i'll say it again—they HAVE the range honey!!!!!#ok i'm done
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making a target out of yourself, gambler?
#hsr aventurine#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#emberchii#i feel fuckign crazy guys#god i love this bitch sm
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im losing my mind over this dan sticking his head out the window and them waving and doing heart hands from the bus they’re so sweet
#i love how dan is always lovingly scolding phannies to go home like a concerned parent#“you crazy bitches”#“get warm and dry right now” i love himmm 😭😭😭😭#dnp#dan and phil#phan#tit tour
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I think many people should appreciate the restraint Severus Snape shows throughout the whole saga because, honestly, if I had to face people who bullied me to the point of nearly killing me years later—and was literally forced to look them in the eye, endure their nonsense, and even collaborate with them civilly—I certainly wouldn’t have acted with that much self-control. I probably would have poisoned them by the second day with cyanide, hemlock, or simply shoved them in front of a double-decker bus. I really admire him as a person; he’s got some serious cold blood.
#i wpuld poisoned lupin#and them i would poisoned black#because i'm a crazy resentful bitch#and because i'm not someone who plays fair#but i love you sevy#you were so much better than me#pro severus snape#severus snape#pro snape#severus snape defense#severus snape fandom#snapedom
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when life sucks but there’s always smosh love is blind to make me feel something
#these bitches gay and crazy#it always cheers me up#smosh#courtney miller#angela giarratana#shayne topp#arasha lalani#amanda lehan canto#chanse mccrary#ian hecox#amangela#courtrasha#shaynse#smosh love is blind#smoshblr
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and heeere it is! some thoughts on "what if gabriel and v2 met", the comic i've been working on much longer then i would've like to confess! i'm happy with the way it turned out to be and who knows, maybe i'll do a second part once i figure out how to bring this all to the culmination👁👁 hope you'll enjoy reading as much as i've enjoyed drawing!<3
#i want to thank ceo of tumblr personally for letting us post up to 30 images per post#i'd fucking scream if i had to make a second post for ONE (1) image#i could've colour it but i'm shit with colours so. maybe later#it's crazy how i've come from 'I HATE DRAWING THESE BITCHES' to 'i love them so much' in a matter of seconds#phew now i can go draw shitpost again with peace#'fuck it we ball' is my motto now#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#gabv2el#<<bc i said so and bold of you to assume this wont turn out to be a homoerotic tragedy#gabriel/v2#ultrakill fanart#comic#art
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