#LOVE THAT CRAZY BITCH!!!!!
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ourchunkysalsa · 6 months ago
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louis getting to emotionally manipulate daniel is how men must’ve felt when they saw the joker
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lilislegacy · 3 months ago
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leo: you know it’s funny when i see all my friends fight monsters. because as the most powerful demigods alive, everyone gets the job done. but everyone does it so differently
chiron: how so?
leo: well jason is like a robot, or some fighting machine, because with all his training he’s so programmed and concise. frank is basically the bipolar animal version of the hulk. piper is weirdly calm and seductive with her “you think what i tell you to think” voice. annabeth is methodical and sneaky and alarmingly brutal. nico is just creepy as hell. and hazel’s like a freaky witch with all her voodoo magic shit
chiron: all great descriptions. and percy?
leo: oh percy’s just a crazy son of a bitch
chiron, chuckling: and you’re not?
leo: hey i may be ADHD off the walls, and i do make some crazy plans, but that dude should be deemed legally insane. i once saw him jump onto the back of a giant sea monster, stab it with a narwhal’s tusk, and then ride a great white shark around as he lassoed monsters with kelp ropes. and the entire time, he was singing a cage the elephant song
chiron, nodding thoughtfully: “ain’t no rest for the wicked?”
leo: no actually it was “around my head.” guy’s got great taste
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codacheetah · 4 months ago
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smile for the camera! :)
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crowlixcx · 6 months ago
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I'll always be there As frightened as you To help us survive Being alive Being alive Being alive!
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puppetmaster13u · 8 months ago
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Prompt 266
Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train. 
See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person. 
And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right! 
And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically. 
The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten. 
How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss. 
Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings. 
The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine. 
They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk! 
And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves. 
Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life? 
Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son? 
Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good. 
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lutheban · 3 months ago
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None of them are equivalent to eachother but you get the point
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bane-boo · 3 months ago
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This is the new tumblr mascot guys
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laniidae-passerine · 4 months ago
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
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dearabsolutelynoone · 8 months ago
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Simone Ashley as Miss Kate Sharma Lady Kathani Bridgerton
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waterhouses · 5 months ago
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE — 2.05, "Don’t Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"
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haydardotjpg · 8 months ago
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Blood sticks, sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none
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wait what do you mean a red string of fate ties us together but all we do is strangle each other with it. what do you mean this string can only stretch and tangle but never break and yet we keep biting and gnawing on it to try to free ourselves from it anyway.
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emberchii · 1 month ago
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making a target out of yourself, gambler?
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blossoms-phan · 13 days ago
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im losing my mind over this dan sticking his head out the window and them waving and doing heart hands from the bus they’re so sweet
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maxdibert · 28 days ago
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I think many people should appreciate the restraint Severus Snape shows throughout the whole saga because, honestly, if I had to face people who bullied me to the point of nearly killing me years later—and was literally forced to look them in the eye, endure their nonsense, and even collaborate with them civilly—I certainly wouldn’t have acted with that much self-control. I probably would have poisoned them by the second day with cyanide, hemlock, or simply shoved them in front of a double-decker bus. I really admire him as a person; he’s got some serious cold blood.
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allthe-starss · 1 month ago
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when life sucks but there’s always smosh love is blind to make me feel something
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fernsensei · 1 year ago
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and heeere it is! some thoughts on "what if gabriel and v2 met", the comic i've been working on much longer then i would've like to confess! i'm happy with the way it turned out to be and who knows, maybe i'll do a second part once i figure out how to bring this all to the culmination👁👁 hope you'll enjoy reading as much as i've enjoyed drawing!<3
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