#LOSING IT OMFG

[puppy--boy]

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] HOLY SHIIIITTTT

[zipsunz]

if you keep making that face, it'll stay that way

[breakbleheavens]

TAYLOR SWIFT performs YOU'RE LOSING ME for the first time ▸ The Eras Tour — Melbourne, Australia (Night 1) | February 16, 2024

[yunogf]

she's sweet like watermelon i love the way you taste

[hayden-christensen]

OBI-WAN KENOBI dir. Deborah Chow | premiered May 27, 2022

[krebs-gorlon]

@hausofdecline you're so right for this x

[oinxubus]

MORE BEN ART!!!!!!!!! he is no longer a jungle boy he's a jungle MAN!!

[fungus-no69]

Little things on defiant pc (you/your pronouns) ft. Gn Bailey, Harper, Remy and Wren

pc bites a lot, Bailey typical human trafficking, pc is implied to have been attacked by/visited the wolves, mentions of Harper's medical malpractice, amab Harper???? (dick jokes), mention of the wolf tf in Remy's, mention of pc in prison in Wren's, pc is joked to (possibly) have rabies, pc is feral in general

Bailey

You're a little terror.

You're fucking impossible to wrangle. If Bailey does manage to force you into restraints and sell you somehow while you're still kicking and screaming like you're being murdered you show up again within an hour or two.

They sold you to a party of rich people why are you covered in twigs and fur??? Why do you have (wolf)shrooms?????

Half considers putting a bounty on your head. Might.

Daydreams about the day you finally pay them

Harper

Harper is fighting for their life over here- you're showing up after passing out, being sent to the asylum every now and again, get them riled up and just escape???? Kissing them while your hands wander to their-

Oh.

Oh.

You sneaky little shit.

Yeah sure, Harper can just..... not creep on you but they can't help it! :( you're so cute!!!!! So what if they get a bit close or stick their fingers in your mouth to test your gag reflex? (you bite them so hard it breaks the skin and they have to get their rabies shots)

They are not a masochist. Ignore the boner.

Always half hard and ready to go with you I'm sorry.

Remy

You get taken to the Underground farm and tell Remy to go suck a fat one

You get muzzled for that. Also the whole biting thing you've got going on I guess.

With the wolf tf they are going to try and turn you into cattle without letting you out with the others. They know you probably won't eat the cows but they're not taking any more chances here. You've already made sure that half of the staff needs vaccinations against several infections and diseases (advised by Harper, who seems all too acquainted with you and your 'habits')

Why can't you eat grass normally....

What the fuck do you mean you befriended the horses. You can't even get along with people- oh you escaped.

When they see you working with Alex they damn near have an aneurysm. They just smile at you, strained. Why must you torment them like this.

Wren

Please stop eating the blackjack cards

It's literally that image like 'the smart kid wondering how he's losing to me : me eating the pieces when he's not looking' yk the one except neither of you are winning because you're fucking eating the cards.

You guys meet up in the prison so much to the point that they're not even surprised anymore.

More shocked you got caught.

It would USUALLY be concerning how horny they get over you but it's Wren so yeah.

Expect to be teased and egged on

[laurrelise]

someone talk with me about an AU where delores is a real girl who somehow survived the initial apocalypse and spends it growing old with five and keeping him sane

someone talk with me about delores being five’s age when he discovers her body in the rubble and thinks she’s dead before he notices the small rise and fall of her chest before he pulls her out and desperately tries to help her breathe normally again and watches the life fill her eyes with tears in his own that he’s finally no longer alone

someone talk with me about delores being an only child to parents who she wasn’t close with leading her to become dependent on herself until she meets five and learns to trust other people before finding out about his huge family and doing everything in her power to help him not only because she cares about him and wants him to be happy but also because she wants to experience the family she’s never had

someone talk with me about how delores never had powers but survived for the 40+ years in the apocalyptic wasteland of the future due to her seriously genius mind (and five’s help) and lives to help five figure out how to save his family

someone talk with me about young five and delores searching for anything they can find to survive before they stumble upon a half-broken mannequin with a surprisingly intact polka-dotted blouse that five says would suit her so she puts it on out of boredom from looking for materials before five looks at her with the most genuine, in-love eyes she’s ever seen and she decides to keep it just for him

someone talk with me about five always making sure delores has a comfortable place to sleep, to rest, to eat, etc

someone talk with me about five explaining his childhood so nonchalantly one day once he realizes that he can trust delores to her surprise, and she asks why he suddenly had the strength to tell her and he looks her in the eyes and says “believe it or not, you’re stuck with me, and i’m stuck with you, and i want you to know who i am when we’re kicking this apocalypse in the ass”

someone talk with me about teenage five teaching teenage delores how to defend herself with the training he was given during his childhood but reassuring her that he’ll always be there to protect her if something were to happen (to which she reminds him that she appreciates it, but knows she can defend herself with the spite and sheer willpower she has to survive)

someone talk with me about five and delores having a makeshift wedding and five’s vows being along the lines of “even if the rest of the world was alive, i don’t think i could ever hope to find someone that makes me as truly happy as you do, and i will be eternally grateful that of anyone i could get stuck in this goddamn apocalypse with, it was always you, and it will always be you”

someone talk with me about the handler showing up from the commission to recruit five as a temporal assassin and delores as a case worker because they’re both dangerously smart and incredible at surviving in harsh conditions (also, the handler approached them separately to see where their loyalties lied and they both firmly explained they wouldn’t go anywhere without the other)

someone talk with me about delores getting fed up with the handler repeatedly making moves on five despite him clearly being uncomfortable until it bubbles to a climax and she punches her square in the jaw, which results in an ER trip and zero regret (plus five falling even harder in love with the woman who endlessly sticks up for him)

someone talk with me about five and delores plotting an escape plan to get back to 2019 which all goes well, except five had once again messed up the math (or so he thought) and he and delores are placed back in their 13 year-old bodies, but she confesses that she doesn’t mind seeing the boy she fell in love with all those years ago once again

someone talk with me about delores learning to trust and love the hargreeves just as much as five, as they learn to love and trust her just as much

someone talk with me about five always keeping track of dates and specifically remembering the exact times of significant events for himself and delores, like the moment she looked at him for the first time, the moment he knew he was in love with her, and the moment they decided they were going to stop at nothing to keep each other alive and stop the world from ending

someone talk with me about five and delores, the 58 year-old couple that they are, snuggling up on elliot’s couch together because they can’t fall asleep without the other one there to remind them that they’re safe and out of harm’s way (mostly)

someone talk with me about how delores has never been the type to step down, and she continues to stand her ground and be brutally honest when shes upset or wants five to listen to her, and he admires her bluntness (and frankly, needs it) due to his impatience and expectations of honesty at all times

someone talk with me about delores knowing exactly when five needs his time alone and stepping away to help his siblings as much as she possibly can, usually by encouragement or (again) brutal honesty hidden behind a kind and genuine smile

someone talk with me about five reminding delores of his love for her whenever it’s too quiet or he thinks she’s gone too long without him showing it, in every way he can think of, like letting her know that he would’ve lost his mind in the apocalypse without her (which.. he kind of did?), finding little things that remind him of her and bringing them to her, and holding her hand whenever he sees frustration or discomfort bubbling behind her eyes

[teddybeartoji]

satoru gets jealous when you say that you have a bug bite on your neck. he feels...betrayed. he's moping and pouting and huffing and puffing and his arms are folded over his chest and it's kind of ridiculous bc ?????? it's not like you told the damn bug to do it????? he doesn't care though.

you let it happen, and his heart is now broken into million tiny pieces😔😔😔

[konigsblog]

choking soap mactavish ...

price version. simon version. gaz version. könig version.

tw/cw: choking, breath play, dom!reader & dom!soap.

soap mactavish loves letting you take control, although he prefers to be dominant. from time to time, he'll allow you to straddle his hips and restrain his wrists, pinning his large hands above his head whilst you bounce onto his thick and lengthy cock sloppily and messily, the pain caused due to his wet tip smacking against your cervix repeatedly. you wrap your hand around throat, feeling him gulp, his prominent adam's apple moving against your palm.

he immediately glares at you, grunting quietly — almost snarling and growling like a wolf would. he twitches, his broad hips desperate to fuck into you as you continue grinding down against him, sitting on his wet, slick cock and not moving an inch to taunt him. if anything, this pisses the already frustrated and needy johnny off. he let's you take control when he's angry; so he doesn't absolutely destroy you... but having your hand against his throat was leaving him feeling almost threatened, grinding into you as he lifts his hips slowly.

immediately, you grip his nape tighter, fucking yourself down onto his leaking, drooling shaft while he groans breathlessly, the scot desperate for that sweet release building up inside of him. “quit teasin’ me, bonnie... dinae’ like tha’.” he spits, his eyes narrowing on you as the sides of your lips curl into a playful smirk, leaning your weight down onto his throat whilst bouncing on his veiny dick.

johnny's hand breaks free, only one as you manage to grab the other. he holds your waist, pushing you down in rhythm with your bounces. you free his wrist, feeling his calloused, large and warm hands hold and squeeze your waist while you restrict his breathing by pinching his nose, degrading him for being a pussy drunk slag...

“god, i wish you could see the reaction on your face, john... you look so stupid; so pussy drunk and desperate.”

your words catch him off guard, as he begins forcing your hips down onto his weeping, girthy cock, veins popping from his shaft and dragging slowly against your gummy and soft walls, lugging against your pussy. he groans hoarsely and deeply, gritting his teeth as he closes his eyes firmly, forcing you to bounce even harder as he chases what he'd been desiring this whole time.

in seconds, he's bucking his hips into you while you squeeze his throat, your eyes fluttered closed with your orgasm, your tightening and clutching walls latch onto his shaft firmly, creaming down his shaft with pearly, slick beads running down his ballsack. johnny's oozing cum drips from the sides of your full cunt, filling you with his aggressive pleasure as he grips your throat tightly, shaking your head playfully with a grin plastered on his face, chuckling quietly with exhaustion as he teases you for choking him out.

“such a stupid’ thing’, lassie’.. tryin’ tae taunt me, aye?”

[erenfox]

so you mean to tell me that WE GOT TAYLOR BEING THE ONLY ONE SLEEPING IN A VERY CUTESY TYPICAL ROMANTIC POSE ON BENS SHOULDER AND AIDEN HUGGING ASHLYN WHILE SLEEPING, AND YET THEYRE STILL NOT GONNA BECOME CANON???

hahahaha.

[buckysbaby-doll]

HE’S HERE. HE’S HERE AND HE’S BEAUTIFUL ✋🤩

[kisasan]

[shaylogic]

"Is Charles your 'special' friend?"

[an-theduckin]

The fucking comment . How about I just kill myself