#LITERALLY INSANE HES SO BABY I CANT
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Ever think about Date’s view on family and how that relates to his character? When Mizuki asks him to define family, he just awkwardly offers that its like being blood related to someone. It leaves a bitter taste in his mouth and Mizukis, but like, he literally had no idea what a real family looks like. He’s an orphan, a man who grew up with no family and no name, but he doesn’t know that yet. He has no memory of his past, no way of knowing if there’s someone out there waiting for him to come home, if he even had a place to call home. His only frame of reference for a family is Mizuki and her parents. Deep down he knows it’s not right, not loving, but it fits the mold of a nuclear family, man and woman, blood related, so that must be what family is. When he’s asked to take in Mizuki, he’s absolutely clueless because he literally has zero frame of reference for how a child is supposed to be cared for. He puts distance between them because this isn’t his place, he doesn’t have the right to love this child as his own because he isn’t the real dad. There’s no place for someone like him in a family. And it’s baffling to him to hear that Mizuki not only loves him, she needs him because he is her family. Date believes he’s a nobody, just a sad, lonely man with no name who absolutely does not deserve this kind of love. But he has it anyway because he chooses it, he makes something that neither he nor Mizuki have ever had before. HES HOME
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#kaname date#mizuki date#just crying about the date family for the millionth time nothing new#also i just had this realization that like date literally had absolutely ZERO clue what he was doing#cuz its not like he remembers his own childhood so he cant use that as a frame of reference for how to treat his own child#and yet despite this he does a much better job than renju and shoko ever did just because he like. actually loves mizuki lol#honestly kinda fucking insane that date was asked to take care of her instead of hitomi#like renju has a choice between his long term friend who hes really close with and who he knows has lots of experience in childcare#versus his silly friend who lives in the smallest apartment with tons of debt and has literally never seen a baby before#then again thats probably why he didnt choose hitomi cuz he probably wanted to keep mizuki separate from the family he actually cares about#also for meme purposes its just like date is like wow renju youre literally the worst dad ever#and renju is like well okay hotshot if you think its so easy then how about you raise my daughter asshole#and date is like okie and does a significantly better job at it#i love kaname date so fucking much you guys will never understand what we have 😩
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thinking Riel gifts Eos the expensive hair gel he uses bc #friends# and ppl think they are a couple for the longest time literally up until she n Blade are public (so...in 30 years)
#doesnt help that both r so stern™ w recruits and seen together a lot#i think riel knows the rumors but he s like *shrug*#not the worst publicity#shepherds of haven#shoh#whenever the asks etc suggests the mc being a softer goofy commander i have to lol bc Eos is literally#worse then the other 2#she s the person who sees u.in the corridor w your hair down and#makes u put it up#and threatens to cut it if she sees u like that again#im thinking recruits see her n change their ways#and there's also a fan group ™#likely insane#also#eos#trying the yellow eyes#honestly. she has more ear piercings but also.i cant decide? If she s the type to have ear piercings#the one on the lobe she got it as a baby basically#bc her dad s Like that#others?#idk#i just dont know#hmm#interactive fiction#phone doodle
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posted all these muppets i drew the other day and i FEAR THAT IF I SAY THE COMMONALITY BETWEEN THEM ALL EVERYONE WILL GET THEIR KNIVES OUT ON ME AGAIN LMFAO
#free my fkn man he aint do noTHINGGGGGGG#leave steve alone ill get the sword out#thats my baby 65yr old man but thats also i love him so horribly bad in a vampiric like shakespearean way#i feel so strongly about this#everyone was a hater lowkey on insta w this#my art#muppets#fraggle rock#frootbats#the muppets#deadass im sorry he didnt do shittttttt#im tired of this im abt to publicly enter battle over this man lmfaoooo#i cant know how to hear any more about how he sucKS BC HE DOESNT HES THE SWEETEST LEAVE HIM ALONE#me included leave him alone i need to not be a freak abt him#trying to turn whatever this is into how i feel abt wembley fraggle. incredibly overprotective for no reason lmfao#my friend met him this weekend and im so unwell about it#only pics ive seen of him recently where he looks like him thats an insane thing to say but his light is gone in a lot of pics w ppl#i feel so much for him and also jim and i literally cannot get into that bc i get ill abt it#i almost got into it in my video and i feel compelled to add some shit back in in a post edit section#oh my god his insta post the other day abt jim dont get me started im fucking sick#also idk what possessed me to draw marlon#im tinkerbell abt this man ive never had this happen so bad lmfao i dont know i cant explain i am drawn to him
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who made the mtt. and no i dont mean like who made the CONCEPT of the murder time trio (because i know who that is. touken kamui i thank you for the fangame every day :3) but like,,,, who decided to just randomly pair these 3 together?? like whaaaat.......
part of me wants to believe it was rahafwabas with the whole bad sanses group thingy being made with those 3 in there and then like. the fangame just gave them specifically a seperate group name. but STILL,,,,, where did this trio come from
#so rain of dust got a reboot a couple of months ago and now triple the insanity did too#and my newest favorite detail in the video is that theres a section where dust and killer's sprites are#glitching out. wanna know why??? BECAUSE HORROR GOT DELETED MTT BETTA THEY ALWAYS TOGETHER#insanity is just a horror replacement i fear i dont understand at all why he's even in the trio#WHY IS IT A TRIO. IF THERE'S A SUPPOSED FOURTH. THATS A SQUAD BRO#istg he was just added there for like shock factor or smth bc horror wasn't powerful enough to keep up#it saddens me so much to have him here but also that means it saddens kist as well :3#and killer and dust's sprites are red while insanity's is purple#YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM INSANITY!!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE HORROR I FEAR#idc what anyone says idc how many people shit on the mtt fangsme concept i LOVE IT#its like one of the few mtt content i get that doesnt involve nightmare#like. ok. bad sanses cool. i however could not give two shits about the oil monstrosity and cross#please i need my own little seperate island to myself where only i get to enjoy the mtt reboot songs#cycle of endless death against a common foe. they HAVE to learn how to work together no matter what#its not like they can just give up (looking at you horror) because the human will keep on killing again and again#waaait waaaaait in an mtt fangame dynamic horror would also experience the genocides :3 awww shared truama :3#isnt it so badass that horror literally had to get DELETED because he couldnt die and therefore the human got mad#ok fine maybe im glad theres at least a reason my boy got removed from the trio but still#the human can kill dust and killer as many times as they want. the other two will keep trying to stop them bc of dt#but horror CANT die. theres no fun in that. and one day he'll just give up. that's not amusing at all#i find it nice. a cute little parallel between the 3 :3 now horror gets his own personal genocidal human experience#man the mtt fangame human is smart asf like. DAMN. i forgot bro could just erase the trio#anyways i think that it's a good concept IDC. why are they stuck in the endless loop of human kill human reset? idk lemme check#i forgot that gaster was involved in this fuckass au LMAO but at least he's not THAT involved. more like a background character#the satsujinki was created only for murder. does it have any other thoughts? any other wants and needs? i love it so much my baby#and then the phase after that just consists of my trio emptily operating off the faintest instincts they have#after all this time spent together fighting do they not instinctually long for eachother?#me imagining these empty husks to hold hands and hug. as if theyd only truly be able to coexist peacefully with their minds lost#but at least theyre together. at least theyre always together forever :3 even if they don't know anything else#tricule rant
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good morning team nina! i’m sorry for being a little here nor there, I WANT TO BE HERE REALLY BAD! but my laptop actually finally stopped turning on, which thanks a lot, rest in pieces ( oF SHIT, i Hated that thing! i will say its v hard to answer my asks without a laptop…smh)
but more importantly and the shit Cherry on top of Shit Mountain rn is, i’m currently pretty fkn sick bc one of the kids got me which already sucked…then halfway through yesterday i…completely??
Lost My Voice???
LIKE ITS GONE!!!???
tldr: i sound like an insane v foul demonic cross between roz from monsters inc and a cursed squeaky toy getting run over by a million cars on the highway and i can’t hit any notes higher than like a Bass in choir??? horrifying
but yeah my chest feels like a trash compactor or is that just my cold dead heart beatin idk what’s that like i'm evil n i made jk in my image
i lied im very rs-coded
#nina speaks#me: yapping and complaining#me: LITERALLY HAS NO VOICE???#yesterday while i waited to take my hoevid test#i covered Earth Wind and Fire for the rant girls IT WAS SO FUNNY#I LITERALLY LIKE CANT SPEAK ABOVE A HOARSE WHISPER#i didn’t even notice until my kinders were like#uh miss nina u sound weird#and i was im baby that’s a little mean#not all of us can be raven or crimson dawn#AND THEN I REALIZED ITS GONE ITS ACTUALLY GONE#HOLY FUCK#they are dunking on me LIKE YALL DID THIS#but yeah working on asks on my phone#i want to do the whump sick fic one while im ill#pls note i had a dream last night#and i know it was a dream bc ravenstan was doing toolshed boy stuff#hot boy shit#and fixing something in the cd house#and jerseys nose started bleeding like an anime character#blessed i love toolshed raven he’s so handy#have u seen jersey with a wrench? no? there’s a reason#he’s useless it’s a weapon it cannot be used to make ikea furniture he will start yelling and rage quit#and rs finish it in…five seconds and it’ll be light work#jersey fully willing to submit his work late to pull up a chair and watch#he is insane anyways it was a really good dream#please pray i get better lmaO i feel horrible
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#saw Another cat that had been hit by a car&am once again reminded of the fact that i am just Incapable of the level of nonchalance needed#to have an outdoor cat. i physically&mentally cannot do it.#forget every logical good standard reason ive always been for indoor only cats#now that i actually Have a cat the idea of my baby leaving this house to go wander the world is insane to me.#there are gardens w lilies&shit. every single year i see posts warning ppl to keep lilies out the house if they have cats bc theyll like.#die immediately from what i can tell of the info that gets spread.#&i am just supposed to be okay w my cat out in the world when FLOWERS can kill it?????????????#cant do it. obviously there are many Many good reasons to advocate for indoor only cats.#but even losing my cat in my house gives me heart attacks i literally cannot imagine a world#where i just allow him to come&go as he pleases that is just straight madness to me i couldnt do it.#SO grateful he hates going outside unless its straight to the car.
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You know what the worst thing about putting Tenoch's Namor in more things is? I'm gonna become ever more attached to him and someday theyre gonna try and take him away from us. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. NAMOR CANNOT DIE AT ANY POINT. I WILL BE SICK.
#I WANT MORE OF HIM SO SO BAD BUT IM SO SCARED FOR HIM#I AM DISTRAUGHT HONESTLY#no cause I've literally never cared this much about an MCU character. Tenoch as Namor is just pure serotonin for me. Tenoch is incredible.#Namor#tenoch huerta#Namor is my sweet baby they can't take him away from me.#Not only is he just. insanely absolutely drop-dead gorgeous in a way the english language cant seem to communicate.#his on screen presence is endlessly delicious. I NEED IT.#They just had a man who is already insanely gorgeous and is hot as hell when he plays men with confidence and they put him in tiny green#shorts and he successfully played a man with confidence that doesn't even think about the need for confidence#to not even get started on the rest. You're telling me people aren't supposed to fall in love with him left and right? shut uuuup.#God. I am embarrassing. I need to shut up. I have journal for a reason.
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based on rigorous anthropological study there appears to be some kind of belief in the succession fandom that either you can never sympathize with shiv for being a victim of misogyny or you can never sympathize with tom for being in an unhappy relationship like wait i thought this was succession the nuance show with nuance in it
#WHO CARES#the false dichotomy is insane like i know its present in all fandoms from the dawn of time but yk#oh so we cant find characters psychologically compelling anymore? hello 1984???#free my girl shiv let her flop in peace damn#he literally tried to baby trap her.. dont piss me off
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I want to get pregnant so fucking bad
#Alastair and I always get to play parents and fake lil Eden and Gentry are our babies every single time we see then and everytime!!!!!#it drives me insane!!!!!!! he looks so fucking good w a baby and has such amazing paternal instinct my hormones literally cant help it#and ugh do i miss babies.... doing childcare since i was like fucking 9 fried my brain i love babies sm and they love me so fucking much#either way my little sister is getting a sugar daddy so she can try to buy me into getting pregnant and like...it might work idk lol#and ugh i would look so hot pregnant
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my only crime in finding jingu hot is that his voice is fuckin grating i may be deranged but im not delusional
#snap chats#PLEASE give him a different voice i cant yumi i know you coulda done better#oh yeah im playing rggo and i pulled him hi#i also pulled baby kiryu and im crying he sounds so cute 😭😭#like i listen to him and i go Damn That Do Be Kiryu As A Teenager#LIKE JUST IMAGINE KURODA TALKING IN A HIGH VOICE AND THATS WHAT YOU GET#its so cute im obsessed#i also got inoue and saigo :]] makes me laugh cause saigo's leadership ability increases inoue's attack and Brother Needs It 💀#i have kiryu as my leader tho since his ability increases everyones attack by 15% but still thats so funny#inoue has terrible attack all things considered but i like his heat ability so#jingu's heat is actually great it's only like. 4-5 bars but not only does it does damage to one target it also heals the party#inoue boosts the highest attacking unit (which is safigo for my party) and heals everyone and saigo just heals#I DONT MEAN TO PUT SO MUCH HEALING but jingu was a crazy nice deal when everyone else's heats are like level 7#saigo will prob just be a straight attacker but it sucks that his heat isn't an attacking ability. BIG waste smh#rggo keeps giving me ryujis btw. i have so many ryujis i can make a team of ryuji at this point#like two were free im p sure but i just keep geting more 💀#rgg loves ryuji and it shows#ok im going back to playing bye#fuckin tricked you into reading a post about RGGO instead of just my insane bullshit about finding jingu hot#literally the lamest antagonist ever but if his voice was better he could get it
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when rin…. when he- when rin does …. you know when he … that thing … when rin does that thing you know rin rin rin riN RIN RIN
also congrats on 1k my love so incredibly proud of you mwah 🫶
river bbie yes yes i know .. i know it's when he- WHEN HE -
#✧.* lovelies (ノ´ з `) / (river)#SOBZ THERES SO MUCH I COULD TALK ABT RIGHT NOW.. SO MUCH ABT HIM#im dizzy just at the thought of this man i need some air#there is one (1) panel that keeps bouncing back and gives me a headache tho#working on i&i p2 now and there's a scene where .. WHERE ... *wheezes*#where he gives us a look .. THIS LOOK U KNOW WHICH ONE IM TALKING ABT IVE TALKED ABT IT BEFORE................#i .. i cant .. cant function w him on my mind like this that is literally insane#😭 ANYWAYS. river baby i love u <3 thank u sm sob this made me smile so much !!!!!
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Sauce putting a dramatic zoom-in of his and Ja'Marr's little slap fight in the trailer for his documentary is so funny to me. Also do you think he actually has permission to use all these NFL clips on his youtube channel that he monetizes? Would love to see him get sued, great publicity strategy for the doc 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
society when sauce finally gets sued for being a sinister sauce evader and has to sell his stupid beanie for survival
#new sauce video: I GOT S U E D 😱😱⁉️⁉️⁉️#CLICK THE VIDEO TO FIND OUT!!!!!!! (I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENEDUH!!! 🔥💯🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾)#thumbnail is him in a cardboard box outside jamarrs doorstep like an abandoned kitten but it's not an edit it's actually real#ja'marr opens the door and attacks him with a firehorse like that cardboard box baby at a firehouse prank#it happens right at the end and sauce ends it without doing his gay little youtuber sign off#u scroll down in the comments and see him yelling at his own video abt the editor not cutting the end like he promised#sauce would take it down but it's also his most popular video and hes a sl*tty little sauce for attention#especially bad attention (he is ill) (he is a pillowbiter) (he disgusts m#so he lets it live... for now#this great success later encourages him to post jamarr digging him out afterwards since sauce looked so soggy and pathetic#but he gets sued again for the macklemore s*xtape playlist#insane how his editor was just like 'ok sure lets give a dramatic tilt and zoom to this little gay moment to make it seem cool'#sauce probably thought it was so tuff.. he fantasizes abt it in his jets styled airplane bed#marvel avengers endgame style climax when it's literally just a slapfight#he gets sued for that too btw#hes not allowed to even daydream on capitalism's watch 😭#sauce#ted asks#hes so. wow. im so glad i have so many great soldiers in the sauce army to report on his sufferings#i Love It#thank u 🥰🥰🥰
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I hate that my neighbors have outdoor cats for obvious reasons but also I've now fallen in love with their cat and can't do shit abt it
#he is so so cute#they r literally right next to us and they do our lawn work which means i couldn't even kidnap him#he's is an adult but is so much smaller then pixie it's insane#he was a bit shy but now he greets me whe o go out there#i befriended him cus he uses a catpost pixie didnt use out there (it was a hammock but pixie doesnt use those)#he is the loudest purrer on the planet and also has a v soft meow#he's so cuuuute ans I've basically accidentally renamed him to baby#bc he has a name but i just never use it#my dad got a new kitten recently and this has nothing to do w the neighbor cat I'm just jealous#and sad#but that's like 99% of my mood right now#but it makes me mad i cant just snatch him up ODWHDJAA
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i ran out of tags sera i can’t believe this ☠️
anyway i was just saying !!! that !!! ONLY YOUUUU can write smut like this and stilLl make it so emotionally pAcked and heavy and characteristically ON POINT and i don’t even know if u intend to 😭😭😭 it feels like these things just flow like magic out of ur fingertips !!!!!!!!
and the next morning when nanami is there too KAMXKSN THE KISS THE CHEF APRON IS KILLING MEEEE and when he trips reader by jokin about the hickIES and reader falls for it and satoru facepalms 😭😭 hELPP AND THE LAST LINE SERA THE LAST LINE !!!!!!!!!!!
anyway this is all to say That !!!!!! SERA i love u and i miss u !!!! And i am so happy that i get to find ur lil works like this no matter how long time has passed !!! And that i get read it !!!! And enjoy it the way i do !! Because i always will love the things u write 🥺🥺 U KNOW I WILL !!! AAAAAAH thank u for blessing us w this nanago (more heavy gojo) MEAL 🥹
also thank u to somi for reminding me that this exists omfg jsnxkdnxj
ੈ♡˳·˖✶ — GOJO X FEM READER
Gojo and you have little to nothing in common besides a friend group and a shared crush on Nanami Kento. However, as befitting the sorcerer to end all sorcerers, of course Gojo has one up on you - he’s actually made a move on Nanami. If he offers to give you a taste through him, who are you to turn down such a golden opportunity?
wc — 4.5k
tags — mdni, nanami x reader is present but not the focus, praise, Gojo’s a tease, fingering, mutual pining but for Nanami, crying during sex but in a good way, light begging
Work has been long and exhausting. Everywhere in the world is overrun by curses, but surely the solution can’t be to simply give the sorcerers more curses. There’s only so many of you, and with assignments piling on, you all can barely breathe. Sooner or later, someone’s going to burn out - and that’s an infinitely worse possibility. You don’t want to know what happens when a sorcerer goes rogue.
That’s why you’ve taken to recovering the best you can. At least the pay has been proportional, thanks to the efforts of one Nanami Kento. Enough so that you’ve been able to rent an apartment in the heart of Tokyo, where you can home after work and relax - as much as you can when most days you go out into the field, come home, sleep, and repeat. You’re not even sure when you’ve had the time to eat these days.
Which is why coming home to the sounds of music leaking out of your apartment is a little unwelcome. As you hear a crash from inside, and a loud, “Shit!”, you begin to regret giving your friends your keys. It was supposed to be for emergencies only, and yet, as you unlock the door -
“Welcome home,” Nanami says dryly, nursing a drink in his other hand. Utahime notices next and scrambles up to greet you with a kiss on either cheek.
Keep reading
#omfg sera i cant believe i only rEad this NOW#LITERALLYSDG#i love the dynamics of their lil friend group so much#and of couRSE I love the way you write them sera#i always always do#and i love how satoru is their lil schoolbus shbfash teleporting them everywhere like YES#make than man do some worK (but only for friend things... he can take a break for all his other responsibilities)#and the crush reader has on nanami omg i GET IT I FEEL IT cos i really would tOO#and the interaction between yuki and gojo omG#U R LITERALLY GIVING US CRUMBS SDHGBAJ the interaction we never got to see !!!!!#& im so happy to see that gojo actually mAYBe accepts her seniority ???#and the utahime shoko detail oh i lOVe iT !! even wearing geto's sweater omg that's just so cute :<#and tHEN THE COUCH WHEN NANAMI LEANS ON READERS SHOULDER........... OF COURSE I SCREAM omfG ??? and he doesnt move when reader puts their#arm around him liKE WTAF AND HE JUST SNUGGLES INTO IT AND SAYS THANKS ?? FEELS GOOD ??? i THINK i woulD DIE#the tension between gojo and nanami is insane idek how to describe it#and schoolbus satoru at the end of the movie is soso cute#and the way it just escalates om fg how gojo's suddenly kissing reader and everything IM GOING INSANE#sera when i tell u that . this was so hot. oh my god it was so hot#the things this did to my BRAIN lkike#first of all: gojo being a good kisser -> guaranteed to make me go INSAnE. and the way u articulate reader's thoughts on this too ofmfmfofm#the tongue and the biting and the teeth and the spit and the everyTHING oh my god#“buT i like kissing you BAby” NO HE HAS TO STOP HE CANT BE USING 'BABY' LIKE THAT ILL CRY#THEN HE JUST BRINGS UP NANAMI ??? LIKE ???#the lil bit of sadness u gave him ??? omg sera ??#its that bittersweet feeling thats somehow always associated with him shdjbgsal#but then he continues to fuck like nANAIM ANd IM GOING CRAY#and wehn they both cumfgofmghdssdghsghfas im ded gone#and reader is like u love him and gojo is like i like him om#only u can make smut this heavy and emotional sera i swear to god and i dont even know if u intend it toosd gjzb#' i think he might say yes if its you ' and WHAT IF I CRY
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bcs s6 thread pt 4
#WHAR THE FRICK#WHAT#EHDGTSHDJDKEJDJDJSJFNJDJEJDJDKDJFJWHAT#THJSNEJFKDJEJDLELCO#I LITERLALY TWHATTEHTJCJEHTECHELLLFLJTHFJWJI CANTDODORNSJBWHDJSJEJR#THAT WAS DOO.bevdbbdjdbfjsjfkckajvvsv??/?:));$4$:)):$:&;&(& i'm literally shaking oh my god#sept 20 2023#this season is osirbfbsjcjxhehdjd ucsknthevrbrnfhavebwkrijdjrjdjshshrjfnrndjjejekdjsjdjrjkskdkfnfjsknfkdkdwhattdhrnfjkcjfndnbdbsbdji mfmfosj#IM CRYJNG LIKE NO WONDER HE HAD A FKIN HEART ATTACK? THIS SHOW IS SO INSANE#i'm literally so what the fk. the stress of this episode the closeness of jimmy and kim. And then BOB GOES AND HAS A HEART ATTACK ON SET? WH#AND RHEA PICKS HIS HEAD IP LIKE!!?? JENRJRJSJDJDKDJKSJDJFKDKSKDJFJAKSHFJFIKCNDNSN I CANT BREATHE#wait what#i'm literally shaking this is sooooo sickening#KIMMM OH MY GOD KIM NO OMY BABY NO SHES SCARED SHES SO SCARED OH MY GOD NO DONT DO THIS TO HER#KIMMMM 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖#I SHOULD NOT HE WATXHING THIS BEFORE I SLEEP PLZJDJDNFKDKEJ this is the worst time i've ever had#i'm literally sick to my stomach#i cannot believe he had a frickin heart attack they're all already so stressed by the ep plot and then irl????vbsbdjd that's insane.#NO WAY BRO?#the way twenty minutes ago i was just like aw her pink sweater and now i'm in the trenches fighting for my life like#this wasn't how it's supposed to goHELP I HAVE FIVE PERCENT BATTERY LEFT#i know she doesn't die which is a relief but like idk if i can make it through i really don't#MIKE MY KINGGG#KIMMMMM OH M YGOD MT BELIVED LIKE RHEA BEEDS. TO GET AN EMMY#SHES SO PRECIOUS AND ALL THEY CARE IS ABOUT EACH OTHER#in my head they're just cute soft silly little mcwexler not whatever the hell this is😭 me when i watch a hard crime drama and it is#my husband#i was gonna finish tmw but i do not think i shall be sleeping tonight 🤠#wrffff like. what#LIKE
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ford pines dating headcanons
18+!!! minors dni!!
cw // sexual content under the cut
cutie patootie
FIT AS FUCKKKKK
writes about you in his journal like first time he sees you, first date, every single thought about you? journaled!!
he wanted to ask you out but he was sooo nervous you would reject him, especially considering how young and pretty you are
he was scared you would laugh at him for trying
so he didn’t try :(
so when you showed up at the mystery shack and asked him out to dinner, he would’ve jumped for joy
“you-you’re asking me? on a date?” ford stares at you, mouth open. you tilt your head in confusion and ford almost melts. he clears his throat, “i-i would love to, (y/n). thank you.” ford blushes.
your first date was cute, he was so flustered and so nervous
i feel like he calls you by your name, sometimes by your last name, sometimes like ms/mr. last name. idk he’s silly like that
HE loves pet names tho, he lovessss pet names
when you call him love, baby, sweetheart, anythingggg he loves it
he especially loves when you call him sir like in any context
idk he’s silly like that :)
literally the sweetest man in the world
constantly thinking about you and talking about you
constantly creating new things/inventions for you
he would start writing up the mock-up of a project or an experiment and start thinking about you and then end up making something he thinks you’d like
sooo down bad for u dude, would give you the world if you asked
i feel like bill would find his love for you either fascinating or be so insanely jealous that you’ve got ford wrapped around your finger like that’s his man
imo the only solution is a threesome
WHAATTT WHO SAID THAT…. some of these artists draw bill so fine that i cant help it
he loves when you’re passionate about something! it doesn’t have to be mysteries and monsters, but just something that makes you yap (but he also loves when you listen to him talk, he’s more of a talker than a listener but he will listen to you)
yk that scene in those cliché romcoms… idk how to describe it so ill just put it into dialogue
‘gorgeous’ ford hums as you talk, the way your lips move, your expressions, everything hypnotizes him. ‘gorgeous’ he can’t help, but be enamored with you. you’re smart, kind, and passionate. “gorgeous” you stop and look at him.
“thank you?” you tilt your head at his words and his eyes went wide. he sputters as you laugh.
can have moments of smooth talk and flirting but the moment you reciprocate, he’s red in the face and stuttering
need him carnally, need him ways that even god will not allow me into heaven
switch!!!
he can do both i fear
he’s okay with you on top or him, definitely depends on his mood
like i said, FIT AS FUCK, whatever he’s been doing in that portal has treated him well
not insecure about his body more insecure about his lack of experience
he never talks about it about the stuff from before
he did a lot of research in positions, toys, and stuff like that
you had to tell him to calm down and take it slow
he’s more into giving pleasure than receiving
he wants you to feel good more than he wants to feel good
if you feel good, he feels good ykwim?
hes sooo pathetic tbh like begging, pleading, to eat you out like he wants it so bad
his glasses would fog up as you guys make out and he whips them off like sung-hoon does in business proposal
honestly that entire scene in business proposal?? ford.
hgnhhghghgngngnhgn i need him i feel ill
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