#LISTEN EVEN IF THEY DON’T

[avelera]

Oh man, what if there IS a time skip for Good Omens S3 and we DO flash forward to Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and Duke of Hell (There Was A Vacancy) Crowley as bitter exes, WHAT IF??

[xzyumi]

tang dynasty miku

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..

[rusty-gloinks]

im sos;sorry I’ve never drawn many kisses ever.consider this a forehead kissy….thing or whatever. SOB

[charlies-tma-blog]

as much as i LOVE all the multi-layered tmagp statements where you have to think about who is reading out which statement, and how it plays into the metaplot and everything going on, i’ve missed statements about it unhinged lil guys terrorising people for fun. like yes creature made entirely of sharp needles stab a guy and call the cops to feed off their fears. slay

[strawberryscare]

new fav ship prospect is buddy and fabian. imagine growing up intensely religious and conservative and not only do you end up with rich asshole bisexual disaster boyfriend but he sincerely suggests you meet his godless hellish pirate devil prince father. there’s something very charming in all that.

[donutfloats]

POV you’re about to get styled on by the Gods of Death

[eve-was-framed]

hey so this is insane

[mickgaydolenz]

what’s something you are genuinely bad at? like something that no matter how much you’ve tried to improve on it you’ve never been able to get past a certain point? for me it’s learning new languages

[starbuck]

john darnielle will say “no you don’t understand guys, this line was SO bad, it’s literally the worst thing ever i couldn’t even release the song because it was so awful and i couldn’t fix it,” and then the line will be “I've got a Kenmore single-room window unit air conditioner.”

[halalchampagnesocialist]

I find it really odd when Zionists are like “we don’t want one state because we (Israel) are a liberal secular democracy and why should the Jews live under singular Arab, Islamic rule?” because putting aside the fact they’re delusional as fuck and the calls have always been for a secular one state solution, you currently live in a state where half your government is comprised of right wing religious nut jobs like Ben Gvir??

[giddlygoat]

mario + peach is such a good ship istg they’re so good. straight ship so good it feels gay

[o-wild-west-wind]

you know, I’m just gonna come out and say it. reason 182639302 why I’m sad ofmd was canceled: I would’ve liked to see a post-Izzy world.

you can stab me in the face now.

[finleycannotdraw]

IF YOU HAVENT READ THE HOW FAMILIAR THE DANGER SERIES (by LiterallyThePresident on ao3), WHY NOT

this isn’t from a specific scene. I was just aiming for the vibe of these two from this au because I’m absolutely obsessed with it and the characterization of Ballister especially will not leave my brain.

Ballister’s hairstyle inspired by this awesome art by @sefarlen :)

[turtleblogatlast]

Mikey and Leo episode centered around Mikey wanting to push Leo and Draxum together since Leo’s the most reluctant to give Draxum any grace (for good reason!) But, thinking on the spot, Leo says he’s gotta go do something for Hueso and “just can’t hang out right now 😔” (yes, he says the emoji out loud.)

Mikey calls his bluff and now the three of them (Mikey having grabbed a weary Draxum along) go to Hueso’s to find that yes, he actually does have a job for him. Said job asks for Leo to go with Hueso to deliver multiple pizzas to this giant yokai quite a distance away, and Hueso figured it would probably go better with Leo’s help (emphasis on probably.)

Well, Mikey decides that this would be a great bonding opportunity for them and basically invites he and Draxum along. Unfortunately for Leo, Hueso doesn’t care enough to wave away more help, though he does side-eye the wanted criminal Baron Draxum coming with them. But who is he to judge? (This choice has consequences.)

The journey goes about as terribly as you’d expect, but at least the pizzas get delivered on time.

[kittykatninja321]

List of male characters who would love being pregnant

Naruto Uzumaki

Bruce Wayne