Multi-fandom (Fallout, Dragon Age, Naruto, Mass Effect, PS2 Era Nostalgia, etc.)Turbo | She/They | Writer/Artist | 27ao3: megamomprime
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Jerry suspects the oracle might be flirting with him. Elaine attempts to break up with a chariot racer by joining the vestal virgins. Kramer makes raunchy pottery. George refuses to believe that he has been cursed.
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thinking about the ethics of prophecy and its role as a narrative tool of coercion and control again
#think this was something they were trying to explore in ff13 and it was super cool#like these people are inflicted with these god given missions with the reward being ‘eternal life’#but then it goes on to show how completely horrific of a life that becomes in practice#and the trilogy follows a similar-ish theme until we get to ff13-3 where everything unravels and the objective becomes Killing God :)
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{Quotes by : Alain de Botton from Essays in Love/ excerpted from Eden Robinson's "Writing Prompts for the Broken-Hearted, in Brick Literary Journal}
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The number of times I am willing to read the same two people kissing is ridiculous
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What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?
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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
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I’m not trying to rush through to the end of chikai because I’m definitely still having tons of fun writing it, but ooooh my god I’ve got so many notes and ideas ready for my next fic that I’m so so excited about
#fic: duvet#it’s more kakasaku of course#WITH A TIME LOOP 👀👀👀#listen. I just really really love time loops.#fic: chikai (oath)
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whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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Sarah Manguso, from her book titled "Ongoingness: The End of a Diary," published in 2015
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somatic symptoms of anxiety are so fucked. what do you mean I got so scared my body decided that it needed to add nausea and headache and dizzy to the situation. how is it helping
#and then it’s like oh shit oh fuck is something actually wrong with me or am I just anxious#I once had my left arm go numb and thought I was dying or something
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dumb argument with a friend, so
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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza
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i’m in the paris catacombs giving every single skull a kiss on the forehead
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