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frankensteinposm0 · 2 months ago

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Bitches be like 'I am mature and understand myself very well!' and then cry for hours over this figure

#south park #stan marsh #i had to make this a meme so i wouldn't go fucking crazy #the situation is that I saw this figure a few days ago although I had already seen it once #but a few days ago I thought about buying it #like ALL THE FUCKING TIME #so now when I told my family about it we saw that it was quite expensive #so they just told me to think if I really needed it #and the best part: I couldn't stop crying and laughing at absurd things repeatedly at the same time #like what the fuck bro #can someone give me some advice on how to stop thinking about this figure tysm #the level of my fanaticism for him already makes me feel ashamed atp and i hate it #sorry for thinking this is the notes app guys i'm a very normal stan marsh fan yk #:3 #me core

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timothylawrence · 3 months ago

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white people who stare at hijabis in public owe us all $700 per second stared at

#ewbie.txt #like what the fuck bro #it was so bad my friends literally noticed people staring like GTFO of my face!!!!#I forget when I leave my bubble that some yt folks have never seen hijabis before #or at least act like they never have #yeesh it’s a scarf on my head move along

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nevaroonie · 4 months ago

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you'd think writing someone getting hit by a car would be easier than one would imagined

#redacted audio #redacted angel #like what the fuck bro

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sunnywalnut · 6 months ago

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My experience on Twitter.Com:

Person: I hate this thing therefore everyone should hate it too

The comments: holy shit I hate this thing too. It's so awful! You can totally tell that this thing was made bc of stereotypes and to harm people on purpose

The thing: *is not inherently problematic, but has some elements that are kinda questionable and should be called into question*

Two Days Later

Person: whoops! Turns out the Creator of this thing is a minor and didn't know that it was problematic! I'm sooooo sorry you're getting hate for it and am in total support of you.

The Creator: Thank you so much for the support❤️ it's been super hard bc it was also based off of personal experience *Is very young and impressionable, will now internalize the idea that making mistakes is unforgivable forever, you can never learn from them ever, and also adults can and will come for your throat and unborn children just because they don't like something*

#like what the fuck bro #you never thought to look into their bio to begin with??#and even poc artists are being pulled into question and deplatformed for their “racist” art when it's just unshaded realism #also there's no fucking reason to tear people apart for not knowing any better??#see something problematic? call it out. RESPECTFULLY. creator is an asshole and refuses to acknowledge/fix said things #THEN you can WARN people about it #but there's no fucking reason to be bullying people off the fucking Internet or harassing kids #and i am not even a regular Twitter user!#what the hell!#twitter #twitter discourse

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xpupslxtx · 2 months ago

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i literally have a chafing bump on my dick this is cruelty

#like what the fuck bro #i ain’t got one of these in a long time #it’s already going away but still #please lord i just want to be fucked stop playing GAMES #mine

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peachywontyell · 1 year ago

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thinking really hard about power dynamics between jenny and jaime😐 like these two will not leave my damn brain😐😐what the hell is their issue😐😐😐

#peachy thinks thoughts!#like what the fuck bro #thats fucked up i tell you #anyway #brainrot #i am writing. so much.#its all spicy.#jenny kord #jaime reyes #in my silly brain jenny is a dom and jaime is a switch #blue beetle (2023)#blue beetle

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reigningm4x · 2 years ago

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The Ferrari silverstone episode is hard to watch 😭😭😭😭

#carlos deserved to win but #they fucked up so so bad #with the team orders with the heistation #hesitation*#like what the fuck bro #christian at any moment: they fucked it for charles #dts live blogging

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astolfofo · 1 year ago

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fuck Shakespeare all my homies hate Shakespeare

#couldn't we have just. STUCK. to ROMEO AND JULIET!?????#literally im so mad i never got to do romeo and juliet but i have to do HAMLET.#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO #hamlet is mentally unstable because his dad died and now he wants to kill everyone #okay bitch the only mentally unstable mf here is me after being forced to read the ENTIRE FUCKING PLAY #bro didn't even stab his uncle buddy literally poisioned him like what.

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fl-oralfawnarchive · 2 years ago

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my mom, anytime she hires a cleaning service or cleans something with harsh chemicals: “don’t you just LOVE this!? it smells so clean it’s amazing. i just adore it.”

me(AuDHDer with an awful heightened sense of smell and pretty intense sensory sensitivities) every single time: “no, actually. these extremely strong, intermingling scents and the use of many strong chemicals genuinely make me sick to my stomach, give me a headache and make me feel dizzy.” *has to open as many possible windows to air out the house and sit outside for the rest of the day to feel even remotely okay*

my mom, the next time she hires a cleaning service: “DONT YOU JUST LOVE THIS!?!?!?!???? IT smELLS SO gOoOD !!!!!!”

#and when i tell her no i don’t like it this makes me sick #she just looks at me with like feign surprise and it like oh! well that sucks i’m sorry. i just LOVE it #like what the fuck bro #��#i can’t keep you from making it a hell of smells #but could you maybe not ask me everytime the annoying rhetorical question about whether or not it’s enjoyable to me #i clean everything i use(kitchen included) with harsh chemical free cleaners btw #like i clean the house i don’t just let it get disgusting and then get mad when she has it cleaned #she just doesn’t like chemical free stuff she said it doesn’t make her feel clean enough #ugh

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imwritesometimes · 2 years ago

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thanx for the update tumblr, now even more images and even whole entire gif-sets are mini sized 😑

#hate this shit hate all the gifs being tiny but now it's even worse #like what the fuck bro #if it ain't broke don't fix it #gifsets are shrinking it's so bizarre like they'll show up normally and then if I reopen the app or scroll down and come across it again #it'll be shrunk. some are shrunk right off the bat though. art pieces ppl have uploaded. shrunk.#fckn HATE #erin explains it all

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whorekneecentral · 2 years ago

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okay well I know I said my inbox is opened but guess what mfs! It’s closed again!!!!!

#how did y'all manage to send me 51 asks in 2 hours #like what the fuck bro

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sunnywalnut · 7 months ago

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Shipping real people (celebrities) but only in the way you do those two homoerotic straight men in your friend group. Like yeah. They've kissed. They've held hands. And I've totally seen them exchange longing glances and I'm pretty sure they're completely smitten.

But they also both have girlfriends and I'm not going to go any farther than general teasing.

Some of y'all should really adopt that mindset. Because we can't be thinking it's acceptable to send asks to people's partners asking if they fit our fantasy of whatever the fuck they got going on.

Like dude. If you did that to a normal fucking human being, you'd get your ass kicked. That's literally gross. Don't do that.

#yes this is about that one ask poor Anna got asking if Micheal acts girly around David #what the fuck is wrong with some of you guys #like sure. you can be somewhat smitten with your friends. that's NORMAL #what's NOT normal is asking somebody's ACTUAL FUCKING PARTNER about their relationships with other people #ESPECIALLY if it's highly fetishized #what the fuck.#y'all are animals.#you wouldn't do that to somebody you actually know #but all the sudden bc you're behind a screen it's okay???#AND SOME PEOPLE DO IT IN REAL LIFE TOO #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO #WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY #celebrities are people too #Jesus Christ.#start acting like people and less like criminals. PLEASE.#what the hell.

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mr-malumm · 2 months ago

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