#LIKE WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDD

[millersdjarin]

the ahsoka trailer has absolutely D E S T R O Y E D any ability i may have had to sleep tonight

[rqslasher-sequel]

the wildest thing is we get the most anxious when there's literally nothing to be anxious about????

[infizero]

i gottaaaaaaa know why the funny beep boop guys broke up pleaseeeee

[greatshell-rider]

hello who are these two kiddos trapped in a timeless space for a century and now have “become nightmare versions of themselves” hellooooooooooo?

[night-faye]

*cracks knuckles* ALRIGHT- 1) Update on what I said for a hero will sacrifice one to save the world, a villain will sacrifice the world for one but its hero/warrior philosophy. I finally found Mei's line for it! "Wukong knew the risks. It's what he would do if he had to. That's the hard part of being a hero." And THAT'S why the next episode is "Time to be Warriors" because being a hero never works out :D 2) Isn't it SO funny how Macky's complaints about "other people will tell you to be patient" feels like the kind of thing Wukong would've learned himself from the Monk after the journey 🤔 "your first strike should be your last strike" *coughs in jttw wukong killed macky in one hit to the head* "you don't use a weapon, you are a weapon." Sir WHAT HAPPENED. This wasn't you before 😭 I'm starting to think his "don't you feel stronger now" might be something someone told him after this so called "who did you make a deal with?" 🤔 3) So we know Macky instigated the fight, naturally. but seriously WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDD. he was SAD and GUILTY and WUKONG LOVED HIM SM HE WAS RUFFLING HIS FUR AND FIXING HIS CLOTHES. how does a guy go to such murdery lengths that they started hating each other sm in S1 and then??? like?? S5 that love is creeping back???? of course, just like Macky getting interrupted in S4, they just can NOT seem to hold hands 😔 so Fluffy had the bright idea of ShadowPeach hand holding when Wukong dies. She is obsessed with his death flags as a mentor. 4) "The old you would've leveled this whole mountain range!" <-- monkey MK splits a mountain in half. 5) "inevitably bring darkness to those they hold dear." now that we know how crazy this play is for hinting stuff, WHAT is up with the monkey we see get attacked with evil vibes and why is it on this line Macky 👀 also hilarious to me "last show actually I was just heading off-" he seriously spent ALL DAY just talking about his break up over and over to anybody who would listen. "always the comedian" <--- s4 opens with Wukong joking and dancing on a table. Can you tell I'm obsessed with recontextualizing dialogue? "so you're her puppet now?" "haha you know me." HELLO? IMPLYING WHAT? all this talk about "a winning side" is very owie, when you think of the side that lost the war against heaven but also <3 in joining MK. despite LBD having WUKONG on her side. "your buddy Wukong values people by how useful they are to him." BUDDY YOURE THE ONE WHO FELT BAD YOU COULDNT BE USEFUL ENOUGH TO BREAK HIM OUT. I'm sensing some serious miscommunication over the Journey West here. BUT GEE really makes you think about Macky telling MK to be a weapon! That'll make you useful to the Monkey King for sure! also! the winning side was almost titled "a traitor inside" gee isn't THAT suspect. *pokes Macky repeatedly* double agent vibes lowkey. or is this a callout for betraying Wukong lol. 6) going through my like history and someone pointed out that MK was probably "you're in time out young man!" while Macky, fully able to fight back, stood there and let them tie him up like "oh no I can't believe you're overpowering me like this. this place is a nightmare." 7) Update on "Wukong is the undefeatable Monkey King he HAS to be strong." he only reacts to the spicy pepper burning his mouth bc he's used to pain ^_^ who cared at all if he was hurt by the circlet, why would they care if he complained about the burning? and really? a spicy burning hot pepper? when he already was forced to eat molten copper pellets? and dropping a rock on him when he had a mountain dropped on him? which fun fact: based on Wukong's pose, it seems he got trapped while running ;D

1) Update on what I said for a hero will sacrifice one to save the world, a villain will sacrifice the world for one but its hero/warrior philosophy. I finally found Mei's line for it! "Wukong knew the risks. It's what he would do if he had to. That's the hard part of being a hero." And THAT'S why the next episode is "Time to be Warriors" because being a hero never works out :D

🥺🥺🥺🥺

2) Isn't it SO funny how Macky's complaints about "other people will tell you to be patient" feels like the kind of thing Wukong would've learned himself from the Monk after the journey 🤔

MMM! YEAH I HAD THOUGHTS ON THIS THAT I WILL BE EXPLORING IN FICS HEHE

"your first strike should be your last strike" *coughs in jttw wukong killed macky in one hit to the head*

Hey, hey hey, shut up <3

"you don't use a weapon, you are a weapon." Sir WHAT HAPPENED. This wasn't you before 😭 I'm starting to think his "don't you feel stronger now" might be something someone told him after this so called "who did you make a deal with?" 🤔

Ohohohoh yes. this line. this line makes me Thing Things. So Many Things.

Will also be explored in fics I write hehehehe

3) So we know Macky instigated the fight, naturally. but seriously WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDD. he was SAD and GUILTY and WUKONG LOVED HIM SM HE WAS RUFFLING HIS FUR AND FIXING HIS CLOTHES. how does a guy go to such murdery lengths that they started hating each other sm in S1

No lie I am currently working on a fic that will be exploring this EXACT thing :) You should Be Afraid :)

and then??? like?? S5 that love is creeping back???? of course, just like Macky getting interrupted in S4, they just can NOT seem to hold hands 😔

GOD YEAH IT'S SO HEARTBREAKING AHHHH

so Fluffy had the bright idea of ShadowPeach hand holding when Wukong dies. She is obsessed with his death flags as a mentor.

@fluffypotatey when I get you

Can you tell I'm obsessed with recontextualizing dialogue?

yes dw i am too hehe

"so you're her puppet now?""haha you know me."HELLO? IMPLYING WHAT? all this talk about "a winning side" is very owie, when you think of the side that lost the war against heaven

:)))) >*pats my trunk full of plans*<

6) going through my like history and someone pointed out that MK was probably "you're in time out young man!" while Macky, fully able to fight back, stood there and let them tie him up like "oh no I can't believe you're overpowering me like this. this place is a nightmare."

LMAO THAT'S SO FUNNY

7) Update on "Wukong is the undefeatable Monkey King he HAS to be strong." he only reacts to the spicy pepper burning his mouth bc he's used to pain ^_^ who cared at all if he was hurt by the circlet, why would they care if he complained about the burning? and really? a spicy burning hot pepper? when he already was forced to eat molten copper pellets? and dropping a rock on him when he had a mountain dropped on him? which fun fact: based on Wukong's pose, it seems he got trapped while running ;D

HEY WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T? (I'mjustkiddingthisisgreat)

[coyotejone-s]

looking at any hazbin hotel screenshots makes me so fucking mad bc vivzie is genuinely not a bad artist, but good god these are not tv-worthy character designs. i genuinely like angel dust's design, and i always have--it's simple enough, it's clean, it's clear, it could lose some things but overall it's not bad! but then you look at husk. and it's like. girl this is torture for your animators. what happened to silhouette? what happened to color theory? what happened to body types other than the stick you found on the side of the road?

and then. god. what's his name in the show, adam? i'm just gonna call him lucifer bc that's who he's supposed to be. that's not lucifer. that's someone else entirely. that is not recognizable as Lucifer Fucking Morningstar. the most major part of lucifer's character in the bible, in paradise lost, in EVERYTHING. is that he's a bad boy who hates heaven and wants nothing to do with it, so much so that he staged a rebellion trying to take over it. so tell me why. vivienne medrano. tell me why you dressed him like a fucking perfect little angel, in all white with a cheeky little apple on his stupid little tophat.

nothing could ever get me to watch this fucking show because i'd just get so stupid angry over the character designs and how the color scheme sucks so much shit because everything is a blurry red mess and it just AUGH. YOU USED TO BE GOOD AT THIS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEDDDDDDD.

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON KESHA'S CHARACTER ARE YOU SERIOUS????? NOT MY BEELZEBUB. GO TO HELL AND TAKE SOME FUCKING NOTES.

THIS ISN'T EVEN TOUCHING ON THE FUCKING WRITING EITHER!

[fights4users]

There’s no way Flynn is dead, I’m sorry

Ok aside from me getting mad he pulls “self sacrificing idiot 2 Electric boogaloo” the first time, we knew he was going to make it out. Not to mention there was nothing keeping him from shoving clu and making a run for it, or if Sam just got in the god damn beam and did work from the outside like they planned the whole movie. It wouldn’t have happeneddddddd.

More importantly,

Programs are softer than users

Now technically they’re stronger, faster etc. Except they’re digital and really really easy to derez. Particularly in the first movie? Big fall? Dead. Hit by a fast moving object? Dead. Hit realllll hard? Dead. You get the idea.

Flynn survived Half of these things in the original. He survived a TANK EXPLOSION. Which, he wasn’t registered on the scanners because? HES ORGANIC- they’re scanning for programs of corse a humans not going to register he doesn’t have anything to scan for! So it shows as two programs de rezzed. (Also how Ram surcomes to injury post getting thrown off his cycle.)

Feats Flynn also accomplishes: Crashing a recognizer, getting hit/prodded multiple times, diverting a beam of literal energy to make a new junction, Sarks ship derezing, jumping into a beam

Now there is multiple times that he passes out or has a severe loss of energy, but then yori or tron express absolute shock that he hasn’t derezzed or shown any sign of injury/going to die. Like on the sailer they’re holding him like he’s a dying man— mans like Jesus he keeps coming back.

Now you might be saying the legacy grid is different from then Encom one, which yes it is but a lot of the principles still apply.

Sam gets tossed hard from his cycle, lives. Gets cut, lives. Etc etc

However this new grid is sort of “needlessly sadistic” because, from sam getting a literal deep cup we see they made discs SHARP. Which Is 100% unnessesary as they would’ve killed a program with enough speed and precision anyway. It still doesn’t take much to derez a program throughout the movie.

Sam gets a Myriad of bumps and scrapes that would’ve killed one of them, further proving my point. Qurroa sort of proves ISOs are basically programs but with the dexterity and ability to not instantly die as humans.

Do I know what would happen to a human on a total system reboot/big bang (whatever that explosion was)? No? But is it death? Probably not.

[lixxiisstuff]

POOKIE WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭

the one time i set up a cashapp bc im gonna be home alone and just wanted to be stuffed is what happened :( they instantly terminated my account and its probably gone forever :( i still have all my photos luckily because i never delete them (since the BEGINNING). it was honestly bound to happen and the undiagnosed bpd girly in me is trying not to spazz out because ive been like this for WEEKS and this has literally been the mf cherry on top. maybe it was a sign i just needed to start over with something ONCE AGAIN and maybe ill be more active this time :(

but um if anyone is down to trade food for clips ill be open all day and trying not to cry myself to sleep about it and starve instead lol

[lilja4ever]

when u accidentally made yourself worse than before through concentrated bodily obsession as a teen is so weirrdddddd like I thought depression and loathing was supposed to make me sexy what happeneddddddd

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

store manager just texted the manager group chat about a change in how they want us boxing and another aisle reset they want us to work on and very casually mentioned 'side note: Shalee is no longer with us, if anyone asks it's none of their business' like 👀👀👀👀👀 I wanna know what happeneddddddd

[hobbithoes]

does the kaidan add on fr make him talk about piss guys

[daisyachain]

I was recently rereading Blue Flag since the volumes are now all out, and I came across your posts when looking for more content. Idk if this alters your perception in any way, but Masumi's husband is implied to be a trans man that transitioned relatively recently in Japanese, apparently. There are some hints of that in English, like when he doesn't know how to introduce himself and when asks if he looks too weird and if "this" works for him. But in KAITO fashion, that is up to the reader to interpret what he meant. But apparently the hints are stronger in Japanese? Just from how the language works and stuff

yep, I'm aware!! IMO a trans Mitsuyuki reading is the only one that makes sense, considering his existence as a comparison/contrast/foil to Futaba! And especially given that her arc didn't necessarily go as far as some people expected, he's a nice flourish to the end of the story and goes some way to tie up the subplot concerning Futaba's relationship to queerness and gender. Good lad

I didn't necessarily want to bring it up in my other post since that's a whole nother kettle of fish that would extend the post even beyond its many paragraphs haha ;; I've heard a bit of discussion about how Mitsuyuki being trans might affect interpretations of Masumi's story, including the following:

"Mitsuyuki is a man regardless of AGAB and his trans identity doesn't change that Masumi is a lesbian-coded character married to a man, which is a harmful trope"

"there's a lot of historical overlap between the transmasc and wlw communities (see Radclyffe Hall, Leslie Feinberg) so it's possible that Masumi identifies/identified as a lesbian and is still happily married to a guy"

"Masumi is canonically attracted to Futaba, who could be read as a transmasculine person who didn't feel the need to explore their gender further (as a lot of people probably are/were), so it makes sense for her to end up with a trans man"

(my take is probably closer to #2, I read Masumi as a kinsey 4)

but like you say! it's v much implicit but not quite explicit in the text, so I didn't want to stick it in the pro or con column for how Masumi's arc and orientation were handled, since without that explicit confirmation (like we got for Taichi) a lot of readers have assumed/will assume that Masumi has married a cis guy. And argument #1 has a point, though arguments #2 and #3 provide the groundwork for why Mitsuyuki's transness would support the idea of a consistent Masumi, he's still a guy and she's still a character that a lot of readers clock as lesbian (preserving the issue of whether her ending was good, lesbophobic, or otherwise)

[fool-shipps]

so. ive fucked up. (( /hj))

[princeofyorkshire]

little mix’s new song almost sounds like a song that belongs to a shitty disney show 😭

[whumpasaurus101]

HEYYY THIS IS RANDOM BUT IVE BEEN READING THROUGH SOME OF YOURS DRABBLES AND IF YOUR ABLE CSN YOU CONTINUE THE DRABLLE WHERE JACK RAN AWAY AND HID IN ASHERS ROOM AFTER DRUGGING ALICIS IM DYING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDD 😌😌😌

EEE THANK YOU ANONN!!! HERE YA GOO!!!!

Part one is here!!!

When Rodger managed to open Asher’s room’s door, he saw Jack curled up in the far corner, hands over his ears, “Get up,” Rodger spat. Jack sobbed but managed to lift himself up, rubbing his eyes with the back of his palms. “I never knew you had the balls, Jack. I’ll be honest, I'm impressed!!! Annoyed most definitely, but impressed! Asher seems to be really rubbing off on you.” Jack gulped.

In the hall, Asher slowly brought himself up to his feet lack spots filled his vision, he quickly reached out and held onto the wall to steady himself. He let out a few breaths before slowly walking into the room, “R-Rodger, stop!” Rodger turned around, arms folded, “Well, speak of the devil.” 

Asher clenched his jaw, “Leave him alone.”

“Too late! Alicia’s on her way over- oh, and she’s livid, might I add. So, Jack, what did you seriously think would happen?” 

Jack opened his mouth but Asher cut him off, “Jack, you don't need to tell him anything, you-” Rodger quickly punched him, sending Asher stumbling back a few steps. “You, shut it.”

“I….I wanted to r-run away,” Jack sobbed. “Remember what happened last time you tried to run away?” Rodger asked with a smirk. Jack fell to his knees, sobbing, “I'm sorry!!! I didn't- didn't mean to!!!!”

“You're an ungrateful twat, you know that? Alicia saved you and loved you. And what do you do in return? You fucking drug her and attempt to run away!”

This made Jack sob harder. 

“Rodger, leave Jack the fuck alone!” Asher growled. Rodger yanked him close by the hair, forcing his head back and forcing eye contact, “Tell me Asher, why do you care about him so much, hm? You wanna tell me somethin’?”

Jack scrambled over to Asher, “Ash?!” Asher clutched his side with a groan, “‘m okay. Jack, you need to get out, I don't want Alicia to kill you,” He whimpered. “Come with me,” Jack whispered.

Asher grit his teeth as Rodger’s grip tightened. Suddenly there was a harsh knock on the front door. “Saved by the fucking knock,” Rodger growled, shoving Asher to the ground and storming off to answer it. 

Asher looked up at him. He went to say something but was cut off by the clacking of Alicia’s high heels. “Hm. Cute,” Alicia remarked, voice nothing but cold. “Asher, step aside.” Jack took a few steps backwards. Asher tried to slowly sit up, “Well,” He grit through a clenched jaw, “Did you enjoy your rest, sleeping beauty?” He laughed. 

Alicia let out a frustrated growl as she stomped the heel of her high heel down onto Asher’s hand, grinding it against his hand. Asher cursed and squirmed until the pressure was finally lifter. He clutched his hand to his chest as he rubbed the sore spot.

“I’m not in the mood for jokes,” She growled. Her piercing eyes met Jack who immediately started sobbing again. He crumped to his kneed, “Ma’am, I'm s-s-so sorry, pl-please forgive me!!!! I do-don't know wh-why-why I did i-i-it!!! I was s-so so bad, I'm sorry… please forgive me, I’ll do anything!!!!!”

Alicia gently traced along his cheek with her sharp, claw-like nail. Jak didn't flinch. Her finger came under his chin and she gently raised his head, forcing Jack’s eyes to meet her own. “You were bold.” None of her sweetness remained in her voice.

“I was! I-I’m s-so sorry! I was u-ungrateful and I-I-I-” Alicia placed her thumb over Jack’s lips to stop him from talking. Alicia clenched her jaw hard, feeling the ache of her teeth. “I’m so disappointed in you,” She growled, “You need to earn back all my trust. You need to earn back everything. Do you understand me?” 

Jack sobbed and nodded quickly.

“Good, now get into the car, we’re going home.”

“That's it?” Rodger scoffed, making Alicia look at him, “Hm?”

“I mean, if it was Asher, I’d beat the bloody shit out of him for what he did.”

Asher clenched his jaw, trying to hide his anger.

“Oh trust me. He’s not getting away with it that easily. It's a slow process but he’ll learn. He’ll learn to realize that he is mine. And only mine.”

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[liinos]

life really said one of you has to be the ugly sister and it was me huh