#LIKE OXYGEN!

[herewegobebe]

MINHO | Waterbomb 🔥 [Cr x x x ]

[carcrashgf]

you see two more aftg books i see two more chances for Andrew to deliver a single line

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[r-aindr0p]

That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

[lastoneout]

Sometimes I think I might be a little bit too osha-pilled or whatever because like, as much as it's fun to watch Jenny Nicholson breakdown everything wrong with the Star Wars hotel literally ALL I needed to hear was "there are no windows and if there's a fire you're just supposed to hide in a little closet until rescue workers can get to you" for me to be like "oh cool! this thing is a horrifying nightmare trap and spending two days in it is playing chicken with death!" Like y'all know why it's illegal for bedrooms in houses/apartments to not have a window, right? It's because in the event of a fire, it kills people! The Starcruiser is the Tesla of hotels to me, Disney couldn't pay ME to spend longer than like half an hour in that fucking building and I would have to be within sight of the door at all times.

I am fully convinced the only reason this hotel didn't kill anyone is because it wasn't open long enough for an accident to happen. I won't tell anyone what to do with their lives but Jenny going to that hotel feels like youtubers who rent a Cybertruck to make a video dunking on it, like cool! Nice to see how much it sucks up close!! But you're VERY lucky nothing went wrong.

[amourrs]

abby anderson who stands behind you and places her hands over your stomach whenever you’re busy talking to someone, nodding along intently as she slides her fingers back to your hips and grips them until your face heats and you bat at her digits in embarrassment. those same hands gripping that same pair of hips later on as her lips melt into yours, fingernails digging tiny moons into your flesh- temporary crescent-shaped tattoos of affection that linger on your skin hours later and make the hairs on the back of your neck rise when you catch sight of them in the shower. those hands- you swear to her that you hate them, hate the way they trail from your hips to your thighs, the way they part your legs effortlessly as abby’s tongue follows their direction and licks a stripe up your cunt, the way they clamp you down to the bedsheets as your back arches in pleasure… she knows it’s a lie, though. you prove it with every whimper that falls from your lips as you beg for more, more, more of her, more of her hands squeezing your ass as she presses feather-light kisses to your clit, more of her fingers, deft and skilled as they slide against the spot inside you that has you mewling abby’s name as she smears a kiss against your clavicle. “thought you hated my hands, baby?” she mocks, lips curling into a smile as she tucks you into bed beside her after your shower, arm curling around your shoulders. you pout petulantly. “sure didn’t hate them tonight, did ya—” you cut her off with a pillow to the face. “ow!” your eyes roll sullenly in their sockets, but you can’t help but feel just a little bit bad for your girlfriend as she looks at you in shock and you give in… “want me to kiss it better?” her instant nod really doesn’t come as a surprise.

[jangmi-latte]

BOSS WAIT I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK RN AND I'M LITERALLY POSTING THIS WITH A NEBULIZER ON MY MF FACE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 DON'T COME AT ME LIKE THIS MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S GETTING HIGH STOP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[justaz]

fake dating!arthur panicking after being cornered by a princess/noblewomen and saying that merlin is his husband bc he was the first person he thought of bc he doesn’t want to court or marry this woman, he wants to marry merlin. so now the two of them have to keep up this charade while visiting/being visited. arthur dressing merlin in fine clothing and crowning him for feasts just as merlin has always crowned him but now they sit side by side at the table instead of him sitting and merlin standing a few feet away. arthur and merlin holding hands and linking arms and trying not to seem to eager to finally have an excuse to hang off the other. everyone getting tipsy enough on wine and relaxing from Queens and Kings to people that happen to be royalty and speaking freely, them asking merlin and arthur how they fell in love bc wtf the king of camelot married a fucking servant??? a peasant??? and merlin (lightweight, finally had access to alcohol all evening instead of standing sober for an hour) engages easily enough and tells the story of how they met and then when he first started to catch feelings which is entirely truthful but arthur is convinced he’s making it up for their ruse so he decides to match his energy and tell his side of things of when he first caught feelings which is again entirely truthful but merlin is convinced its for their ruse.

anyways arthur watches as merlin loosens up and lights up the room with his smile and eyes and his joyful energy and he’s captivating everyone in the room as they hang onto every letter his lips spell out and he starts to imagine it’s all genuine, that he truly is married to merlin and this was a feast to celebrate them and their union. merlin speaks of how their courtship, engagement, and marriage was rather sudden (his eyes glitter mischievously when he looks over at arthur as he says this and arthur can’t help but share a conspiratorial grin at his sly comment) and how he feels like a fish on land or like everyone else knows the dance, when to step, where to step, how to step yet he didn’t even know there’d be music playing, he talks of how he feels out of place and one of the royals is like “do you regret your marriage then?” and merlin is slow to answer but not because he’s unsure but just bc he’s thinking over a reality in which he does marry arthur and how he would feel in that position.

he finally answers and is like “i mean to say, everything is different and challenging, yes, but he’s been with me every step of the way. he’s been my rock and,” he turns his head to stare at his king, “he makes it all worth it.” and arthur looses his breath. he reminds himself its an act over and over again but his heart can’t help from pounding against his ribcage in an attempt to escape into merlin’s soft hands. merlin’s lips aren’t moving but he can hear his voice say something softly but his brain is too foggy to comprehend what he’s saying. arthur just about manages a shaky smile and nod and then merlin is reaching up toward his face and crowding in and then he’s kissing (kissing) arthur in front of everyone and arthur can’t pay any attention to that when merlin’s lips are pressed against his. just as he presses back, merlin pulls away and turns to smile at the other royals and the feast continues but arthur is barely aware of that bc he can’t pull his eyes away from merlin’s glowing profile as he continues his conversation with the rest of the royals

anyways merlins knowledge of royal duties is from watching arthur work through it and helping where he can so when they ask him what it was like jumping from a servant to a royal he has a great answer of it not being easier or harder but just that he faces a different set of challenges and that there are pros and cons to both lives and it just gives all these royals another perspective on how they rule and arthur is just sitting there giving him heart eyes bc merlin is literally acting like a royal and its just fueling his fantasy of being married to merlin and having him as his king. before their ruse, he considered the possibility often as a late night fantasy, but now that he’s seen a glimpse of what merlin would be like at his side, he can’t help but need it like he needs air

[gettinshiggywithit]

I-

THE HAIR????

THE BRAIDS????

THE EXPRESSION????

THE POSE???

THE MAN????,

IM SORRY OP BUT WTF?!

HOW COULD YOU KILL ME LIKE THIS?!

LIKE SIRRRRR

SIRRRRR

I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE JUST TONE IT DOWN(IM JOKING PLEASE DO NOT)

Me: Mother didnt raise no whore

Me: *sees this*

Me: mother did raise a whore;SMASH

PM boss: nakahara chuuya

[kikker-oma]

Part 2: The Heart!

Twilight is the heart of the group after all hehe😊😊❤️ this was easy enough to draw, but the heart confuses me so I'd better study some more haha

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[thetwinsinlaw]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) Lestat De Lioncourt & Nicolas De Lenfent

[faeffey]

I am, in fact, still alive

and now I have teeny tiny obsession on gay monkey

I love them, they are a disaster and they are both very much drama

[sheisraging]

Help.

[mobius-m-mobius]

If it’s all the same to you… I’ll have that drink now.

[governments-babygirl]

Justitia casually stripping in front of him not knowing he hasn't seen the dawn of civilization yet