#LIKE I DONT CARE ABOUT CARS I JUST CARE ABOUT GAY SEX

[iwannascreameurekaa]

pjo characters as quotes from my classmates, parents, siblings, and grandparents.

Yipee

Will: "does anybody need the heim-ill-ick?”

Hazel (prob to Nico): “i’ve never smoked… EVER. and if you smoke, i’ll hit you.”

Percy: “he looks like a street person?”

Leo: “i thought i got salt and pepper, turns out it was salt and salt.”

Piper: “i’ve never been attached to a cat.”  

Hazel: “The power of INTERNET👹”

Frank: “that was rude.” 

Percy: “every cat that doesn’t have a tail is named bobby.”

Piper: “just put your coins in your bucket.”

Jason: “if i was barbie, my feet would hurt all the time”

Nico: “it’s giving me skin cancer as we speak.”

Hazel: “she told me to give her when i die so i thought i might as well give it to her now.”

Piper: “did you steal my brush again? quit stealing my brush you little brush thief!”

Percy: “you’ve got 4 of grandma!”

Leo: “i’m a heavy drinker today” *takes a sip of his fourth glass of water*

Annabeth: “you squeezed her so hard she dropped a cheerio.” 

Leo: “and thoust asked if Jason was a cracker(a white person) and Jason replied”no i’m at least 2 or 3 whole crackers since there’s quite a bit more of me than you”

Hazel: "ohhhh my goodness don’t put your feet in her face.”

Leo talking about Piper: "she is a luddite, against technology, close with the Amish community."

Piper looking Leo and Jason directly in the eyes: “no dying allowed in here”

Percy after TOA: “if somebody wants to steal my car, i want them to steal it! not come in my house, shoot me, take my keys, and then take the car. LET ME SLEEP I DONT CARE!”

Will: “me and Nico go on dates to funeral homes”

Hazel: “you have a problem with a joint?” She was talking about her elbow 😭

Leo: “if i get hungry, rats will get skinned.”

Piper: “if this truck goes any slower it’ll have to put out a mailbox.”

Annabeth: “oh you stepped on the cow? well it’s better than the cow stepping on you”

Frank: “and it just sucked the carpet right up”

Hazel "back in my day" Levesque: “i had a lot of beagles when i was young, and finally i had one that lived.”

Leo: “are you looking for regular markies?”

Jason: “i’m gonna go to work tomorrow with a hangover.”

Will: “i’m not very artistic(autistic)”

Jason: “i never added salt to the pepper”

Piper: “keep your toes to yourself”

Piper: “you guys are an embarrassment.”

Jason: "can you pass the salt? i like my stuff salty”

Will: "The only Christian song I know is let it go" 

Context for the next one: my friend had a slick back high pony tail when we had this conversation so that gives you a visual of what Piper was

Leo "what's your next album gonna be called?"

Piper: "'my hair is straighter than my friend'."

Leo: 😦

Piper: "What in the gay man!"

Hazel: "If you stop being a karen then maybe you would actually be successful at life"

Piper: "You should start day dreaming about getting a husband"

Annabeth: "George Washington is the off brand version of me"

Hazel: "Ideas were such good ideas they became the symbol for ideas"

Leo: "did you mean lightbulbs"

Hazel: "..... yes"

Piper: "There's a fly on your butt" *waves at it and it flies away* "that's not your property sir"

Leo: "Yeah you gotta pay for that"

Nico: "Does he have a speech impediment?" 

Will: "He has a brain impediment"

Jason: "I bet he was having Funtime"

Piper: "why do you always say Funtime"

Jason: "I'm not saying sex!"

Leo prob to his tool belt: *suggestive voice* "give me that minty mint"

Leo to Hazel, who doesn't know what any modern slang means: "check it homeslice"

Hazel: "the gambling may run in the family, but at least pokers fun!"

Leo: "im a turkey... cock cock!"

that's all I have rn lmao

[animentality]

when people say no kink at pride they dont mean leather daddies (an integral and almost entirely gay scene) they means people walking their spouses in nothing but a thong, cup and a collar.

I mean I'm not personally into it, but I also think that a huge part of pride is saying sex isn't something to be ashamed of. So I don't care.

Bring your whips. Bring your sexy outfits. Don't be ashamed of something that doesn't hurt people (non-consensually of course).

You might say think of the children... but come on now.

Children starve to death. They get murdered. Children get beaten by their parents. They get blamed for every mistake their parents ever made. They grow up feeling unloved and unwanted. They don't get school lunches and get shot in elementary schools. Children also masturbate and have sexual fantasies and they jump out of moving cars and they do more than adults will ever know.

Kids as young as 5 can know they're queer. Kids can know they're transgender before they even know what transgender is.

I fail to see how seeing some guys walking around in puppy dog outfits will irrevocably scar them.

Y'all act like people at pride are literally walking around with their buttholes exposed and penises erect and they're dripping with piss and semen and blood.

They're just walking around close to naked, and so what?

Why are you so ashamed and afraid and worried about kids seeing a human body??? So what if they're wearing leather straps. What the fuck does it matter???

I think the no kink at pride discourse is brimming with conservative dog whistles.

You think you can sanitize your way into acceptance?

Conservativism and Christianity is about control.

It's not about negotiation. They cannot be reasoned with.

Nothing will satisfy them but the natural biblical order of things.

Sex is something you have to be ashamed of. Your body is sinful. Pleasure is bad.

Why?

Because they said so.

Well fuck that.

And fuck the idea that we all need to dress in polo shirts and modest dresses!!!

LGBT people can dress however they like, so long as they follow those public indecency laws.

Homeless people have literally flashed me on the subway before. Naked people streak at sporting events.

Nothing you see at pride is any more scarring than that shit, which can happen any time!!!

that stuff is also illegal.

And it's illegal at pride too.

But squabbling over the small things like oh he's wearing a thong...I don't care!!!

Kids will not be scarred by seeing a big old ass.

Stop being ashamed of the human body!!!

[radfem-rage]

im almost out of high school. since i realized i was gay in middle school, i've given a chunk of my social life to other queer people, to feel safe and accepted. i followed along with what everybody else believed was 'correct', and that was always pro-sex work, anti-terf, etc. i never agreed with it, though. i was. scared to express my beliefs and be shamed and denounced before i can even explain. but i dont really care anymore?? im just so tired.

feels weird to say, like im breaking a big rule, but i am a radfem, and it's like a weight has been lifted off my chest. to see that i'm not the only young woman who isn't brainwashed and sees the damage actively being done, the damage being maintained over thousands of years.

your blog (and the radfem tag in general) is so refreshing. it's real, it's powerful, it's sane, and it's necessary. i feel so much better now, admitting this to myself even if nobody i know will see it (yet). thank you.

Thank you so much for your message!

I used to be a libfem and was kinda kept in the dark about how the world truly worked. I was brainwashed by men, told that women “are equal now” and that feminism isn’t necessary anymore and that slowly women would easily get leadership positions. Also had it drilled into me that women were a silly little feeling for men, I used to get shut down by TiM’s a lot and then by handmaidens when I complained.

Then I saw how much misogyny was still in the world today (it is fucking EVERYWHERE) and my eyes opened. How women today still aren’t having medication tested on their body but it all centers male bodies, how women are more likely to die in car crashes or from a heart attack because the female body isn’t used in tests and medical books only have information about male symptoms of a heart attack.

Thank fuck I woke up. And best thing is it was handmaidens and misogynists who helped me wake up. That’s kinda what happens when you shut down any woman who refuses to parrot what you say.

[john-bitchester]

Bubbles watches Supernatural season 5, episode 22: swan song.

This is a 42 minute episode. It took me 2 hours and a half to get through becase I had so many feelings and thoughts. Enjoy

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON, THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOOONEEE. LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEST, DON’T YOU CRY NO MOOOOORREEEEE

Ah gabe how I miss you

Not you zacharia I hate you

I never cared about a car as much as I have about a 1967 chevrolet impala

I love that Dean canonically picks out his dads car, because it is the same as his dads car, who chose it because is son recommended it to hem because it reminded the son of his dads car who...

IM SORRY

Sammy sitting on the hood like that does things to me

No no no dean youre being stupid

Wdym youre on board

AAAH DEAN LOOK AT YOU GROWING UP SEEING SAMMY AS A BIG BOY

Its still a stupid plan tho

Not normal about them

Nomnom blood

This gives a whole new meaning to milking

No poor sam look at his face he is stressed

'Angels don't sleep'

Didnt we already establish that he is humaned

WE TALKED ABOUT STAGE 2 SUICIDE IDIATION

'You go to lisa and pray to god shes dumb enough to take you in' HAHAHHAHA spoken like a true sibling

You're so silly sam you know dean would start a second apocalypse for you

SEE YA IN HELL

NO

The way I screamed

'When he gets in, keep fighting, don't give an inch'

'Yes sir'

NO SAM THATS BOBBY DONT YOU DARE YES SIR HIM

I cant tell if it's because this was how dickchester always talked to him so it's reflex, or if it’s Sam's way of saying 'youre like a father to me'

Imma go with both for my sanity

My friend bunbun: that john issues run deep with these boys

Me: The mariana trench would be impressed

'Oh I'm supposed to lie'

'Suuure... they'll be.. fiiiiine'

Cass I love you so, you are so real for this

That cannot be tasty

Or good for the stoomy

Oh my god Sam is high as a kite

Nooo not chuck going over the impala memoriessss

Noooooo

I need you to know that I'm watching this, hand clasped over my mouth, going NoOoOoOoOo

I have a feeling that the memories of the car will make sam able to grasp control again or smt

Also, dean is such a sentimental washcloth, rebuilding the car with the legos and the soldier man

Oh sam that was sexy of you (Zapping the demons by just closing his eyes)

'I live, he lives, we get our parents back'

Heres the thing, from videos and fic I know that at some point sam lives for a year or so without dean

So now im like, uh oh

I feel like this is an act

Its all an act

Ofcourse they knew the devil would know about the horsemen

Theyre his main henchmen, it would be stupid to think that the devil wouldnt know about the rings

Finally, the boy has memorised something (The spell for the cage)

aaaaaaaaahgg

COME ON SAMMY

aaaahshfhm fukb fgbukgxfubkrgxukb

NO NO NO NO NO

SAAAAM BE STRONG

......

Wtf Lucy that is so not funny

Pretend that Sam had won the fight with lucy in his brain

Only to then be like "jk"

Dean you shouldve just kicked him in the hole while his back was at you

Fidget spinner of power hihi

Why would he let dean live

Michael's vessel

NAH THE DEVIL JUST MADE A VERY FUNNY STAR WARS REFERNCE'

I suggest we become drunk' -cass

Oph my god these dumbasses really did think lucy wouldn't know of the rings

NoOoOoOo Bobby mourning his sooon

I am not well

I know what you can do, dean

You can have some gay sex with the angel

Knowing this was meant to be the end end makes it so much worse

I cant do this in my own oh my gosh

Im literally going like 'crying noise, noohoo Bunbuuun'

Them gazing th stars togehter on clear nights🥺🥺🥺🥺

Driving 2 days for a game, and a week for a concert

Heart goes auch

Nooooooo

Not okay about this

Its the Good Omens finale all over again

Chuck has grown on me

WELL THEN I AINT GONNA LET HIM DIE ALONE

Winchester pt3 you fool

I cant say i trust lucy, but hes making some good points

God is giving abusive father for sure

'You made me do this' he tells his kids

Another thougth, actually

Sam and dean where the perfect vessels because of ther lineage, cain and abel, i believe

But also bc they were representative of michael and lucy themselves

But hear me out. What if john and god are also reminiscent of each other

After all, the brothers couldn't be who they became without their father, have it be winchester or the angels

Both brothers (lucy & michael vs winchester) didnt have a mother

Had a father who was demanding

And both pairs of brothers, as established by the shwo, are the same. The loyal warrior who never doubted the father, and the fallen, who did

They could never become these people without the father, ergo, without god and john

We know john was a horrible father

So even ingoring what lucy is proposing here (god made me as I am) and my own opinions on God, the train of logic still assumes that God had to be, is, equally as abusive towards the brothers as z

John was towards the winchester brothers

Please tell me that cassete is 'Carry on wayward son' by kansas

Or no, even better, the one song by asia hahahha

WTF DEAN HAHAHAH THAT WAS NOT THE MUSIC I EXPECTED

SORRY AM I INTERUPTING SOMETHING

You know, whenever I'm annotating the episodes lke I'm doing now, it always takes me an hour to watch an episode instead of the forty minutes that it actually last

but at the speed I am annotating and thinking right now , it will genuinely take me twice as long.

like it will take me an hour and a half at least I think. (Ha! Bubbles. You fool. It nearly took you 2 hours and a half)

Youre next on my list buttercup

CASS WHERE THOSE YOUR FIRST BIG BOY WORDS! (Hey, assbutt!)

Not the molotov cocktail fhrnifhhf

WHAT THE FUCJ

CASTI3L WHAT THE DU JDUCK

Holy fuck

I need a moment

No

Sammy it's okay I'm here

Bunbun I am so unwell about this

Unwell

I KNEW IT

OH MY GOD I FUCKING CALLED IT

Im not crying youcrying

I love that they do this flasback bit with jus wind, and the 'tok' sound every now and then

Makes it a very strong scene

SCREAMING

ENDING ON THE HUG SCREAMING

The fact that the actual hug removes the white noise

Unwell

oh

Oh my god

Sam is going to pull michael with him

I can feel it

Okay I think this is one of the few times the bad cgi actually kinda ruined it for me

No

Hes all alone

He cant be

No one who could possibly begin to understand left

Have I mentioned Im not okay

Cass

The relief in my voice when I whispered this out loud just now is ludicrous

And now, kiss

'Cass are you god?' Oh sweetie

BOBBY

this is making me think of john milton

'And as they walk hand in hand, slowly their way through eden"

Along those lines

Chuck quit yer bitchin

Dean really went, 'okay god, its personal now'

Peace, or freedom?

Holy fuck

Because he made a promise

My stomach is genuinly physically aching

The fact that even deans voice sounds broken

Actually crying rn

What if chuck is god

WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK WHERE DID YOU GO

NAH DONT TELL ME IM FUCKING RIGHT

SAM WTF

Sam? Lucy?

Sam

Oh im sorry it cant stop here wtf

How where they ever plannning on stopping like this that is unholy

1h 30 later:

I know i started spn on my own accord, but I hope you know what you did

I was eating with my parent just now, and during the entired meal (now still) carry on was playing on repeat in my head. Coming from someone who typically lives a soundtrack-free life

Another hour later:

Still recovering

Have been having imaginative co-star interviews with jared padalecki for about 2 hours now. It's a coping mechanisnm

Literally my whole day was spn

I woke up with fic. Ate lunch with an episode. Watched the finale, read more fic

I am unwell

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

how to do an outline? example please? its too hard to plan and i dont understand how to do.

Well, this may come out looking like gibberish, but I'll try.

We'll do "For the Love of a Woman" by me and @therealvinelle as if I try a new outline either it'll be hot garbage that would never actually turn into a fic or else a fic I'd be tempted into writing and we can't have that.

To make this more organic, we'll pretend we're going back in time, and working just from the prompt, not from the actual finished story.

So, expect this outline not to line up with what actually happened in the fic.

The Prompt

We're going to write a Jacob/Edward story today, children. The prompt is that, in a despearte bid to convince Bella to remain human (and not crush her in intercourse), Edward convinces Jacob to have sex with her in his stead. Bella cries.

The Outline Process

Outlines don't even really need to be written down, I find it useful if I want to come back later and remember what the fuck I was doing when I'm juggling five things, but it's not strictly necessary.

To me what works best is writing things down in the vague order that they happen and working towards some kind of sensible conclusion.

X happens, then Y happens, and finally Z happens.

I can then turn these smaller blurbs into actual chapters and I know exactly what I'm writing and what I should be building towards.

The Outline

First, we decide how our story starts. This is going to sound weird, but it's best to start at the beginning.

So, we're not going to have a prelude in New Moon where Jacob shows us how much he loves Bella, or Jacob in a city trying to forget Bella, or even Jacob talking to Bella.

We'll start right when Edward gets the idea talking to Jacob.

Now that we know our start, we can start bullet pointing what will happen in what order:

Jacob speaks with Bella off-screen and learns that she plans to sleep with her vampire husband on her wedding night. Jacob, in a rage, goes to confront Edward and possibly murder him.

Edward confesses that he feels he has no choice in this and sees in Jacob an opportunity: Jacob can fuck his bride in his stead! Bella loves Jacob!

Jacob doesn't like it but figures he can sabotage Edward and Bella's relationship (and have sex) so despite himself agrees.

Edward and Jacob go to confront Bella and convince her, despite Edward's bold words, this doesn't seem to go well.

Edward invites Jacob over the next morning to get a firmer answer from Bella when she's trapped at the Cullen house (courtesy of Edward stealing her car battery). Bella still isn't impressed and the Cullens find out

The Cullens confront Edward (they really don't care about Jacob). Edward is not dissuaded and worse, Carlisle is misunderstanding what's happening entirely! Gasp!

Edward and Jacob decide to get super serial: they'll have to convince Bella that Jacob's super super sexy. How will they do this? Edward will show how sexy he is.

Edward and Jacob slowly devolve into a sexual relationship that neither admits is sexual. Bella breaks off the wedding having had a peptalk from the Cullens and having Jacob and Edward make out in her room or something.

News spreads around town and Jacob gets confronted by his father/the wolves. Jacob doesn't relent and pulls his super alpha power move.

Leah still leaves because gay Jacob's still better than Sam.

Edward and Jacob don't realize the wedding's off and continue to harass Bella, she has to have Jasper protect her and this makes her look like she's cheating. This is terrible.

Edward insists on a vote on whether or not he should continue to harass Bella. He's shocked! Shocked! When the family votes that no, he should stop, almost entirely unanimously.

In Edward's despair, he seeks sexy comfort with Jacob.

Bella has to jump off a cliff and fake her suicide to become a vampire before the Volturi show up. Carlisle has to distract Edward during this time so he and Jacob will have an alibi. Edward and Jacob make out in a very public diner and don't notice Bella kills herself until it's too late.

Edward and Jacob have a spiritual wedding to Bella and each other. A lot of sex is had. They think Bella's very dead.

A funeral is had in Forks, it's terrible.

Edward and Jacob return to learn that Bella was a vampire the whole time! Edward insists the family's not falling apart but it clearly is.

Carlisle and Bella vamoose to Volterra and Jacob and Edward end up hanging out with Esme.

Some Notes

Note that not everything is here, this is really the bare bones of what we're expecting here. Some of it also didn't make it in, like the funeral which was cut.

We also got a lot more Esme in the fic and a lot more Carlisle, that part was allowed to be filled in later along with things like the shopping trip to Seattle to make Jacob look ah more appealing.

The point is to be able to map out from the beginning to the end in a way that should work. It can change as needed (probably will often) but you know where you're going and the basic idea of how to get there.

[winderlylandchime]

And we are officially at 3x12: ‘come on Brian, don’t act like you don’t care about the backroom being closed. You said it yourself: you love public fucking’ ‘Damn, maybe Michael is actually gonna be cool if Hunter sticks around. I can’t believe they are actually keeping him like a stray cat. *looks at me all fake seriously* this is a good time to tell you, mom and dad also found you outside like that.’ ‘Im gonna need them to leave Emmett alone! Everyone leave him the fuck alone! I feel so bad for him- mel can you stop acting like Emmett is on a trial?’ HUNTER IS ABOUT TO MEET BRIAN!!!! ‘HE DOES EXIST BITCH! BRIAN FUCKING KINNEY! What did I say?! Everyone has a crush on Brian! Okay, i like Hunter now.’ ‘TED YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I feel so horrible for you but i am willing to put my feelings aside to rip your head off! Emmett deserves happiness not this shit’ ‘damn Ben can’t catch a break. His man AND his stray kid both being obsessed with Brian. No wonder he’s boring. SHIT HE KNOWS THE DEAD KID! OF COURSE A FUCKING COP DID IT. Why am i acting surprised? Carl, i had some faith in you, please dont fuck this up fully’ and now the infamous Deb at Brians party scene ‘DEBBIE IS BACK AT BRIANS! COME ON BEST FRIENDS! *pauses tv and looks at me* is this what I look like to you when I’m watching this show? Wait. Is this what i looked like when i asked (our uncles name) how gay sex works? Oh my god, I am Debbie at a gay orgy! Wait, is she expecting Brian to save the day with this cop killer thing? So the theme of the show is: blame Brian, use him for help and money and be mean to brian, got it’ ‘he told Justin about the dead kid picking up a cop? Yeah Brian is officially caring about it because no way is he gonna ignore just- oh Teddy, this is heartbreaking. Emmett baby, you’re above this. I get it but fucking hell you deserve better. Who the fuck does Mel think she is to just call Emmett that?! OH SHIT EMMETT CALLED HER A CUNT! GOOD FOR HIM! Thank you emmett. I know it’s bad to be happy about this but she is very rude sometimes. Im still angry for how she treated Brian about that life insurance or whatever.’ BRIAN AND HUNTER SCENE IS UP!!! ‘Hunter go hom- peanut car! BRIAN! Now this duo is something i can fuck with. So hunter and Brian. Or Jen and Brian. Or Daphne and Brian..so basically everyone except Mike.’ And the bar scene is up ‘this is the most depressing bar ever no wonder its a cop bar- are they trying to find the cop- HEY HE HAS A BOYFRIEND! SO HANDS OFF!(hunter offers to pay Brian) everyone is willing to pay him. Hunter. Justin. At this point, give me 4 more days and I’ll pay him too. BRIAN BE CAREFUL WITH THE COP, why are you asking so many questions? Who do you think you are? Oprah? He has no business looking this pretty while horribly interrogating a murderer.‘ And now the sad Ted and Emmett scene is up ‘NO TED! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HIM? EMMETT GET OUT. LEAVE. DONT LET HIM DRAG YOU DOWN TOO. EMMETT HE NOT ONLY WANTS TO DO DRUGS HES ALSO TELLING YOU HE CHEATED! Emmett nooooooooo’ and the best part of the ep is up: Britin hustler scene!!! ‘Oh damn Blondie, look at you looking fine as fuck! Absolutely no dying young will be happening on my watch Brian! *waves his hand towards Justin* yeah, whatever he just said. Too big words for me right now. Do they have matching jackets or is he wearing Brians clothes? Brian really cant escape teenagers who have a crush on him. *said at the same time as justin* EXCUSE ME? He’s the boyfriend! See hunter, the reason Brian laughed is because Justin has owned his ass for the past 3 years! Blondie…you’re 19. And you were a stalker stealing credit cards at 17. That is considered an annoying teen’ ‘NOO HUNTER DON’T GO WITH HIM! FUCKING HELL THIS SHIT BETTER NOT GET HIM KILLED. I actually got attached to the little fucker’ And to end this on a good note, he went out to call his friend to tell him about the episodes and a cat scared the shit out of him and now he’s afraid to leave the house. At 36. I have a 5 year old child that I’m babysitting, who has a crush on Gale.

I’m snorting about him telling you your parents found you like that. That’s some peak sibling behavior.

He likes Hunter because of his crush on Brian? So relatable. I’m so excited he’s at this part.

So the theme of the show is: blame Brian, use him for help and money, and be mean to Brian. What’s that meme that’s like “you did it, you broke qaf down to its bare essentials? That’s this.

Emmett is so lovely during this arc, and so relatable. I agree with your brother about everything.

Do they have matching jackets or is he wearing Brian’s clothes? I die! Brian really can’t escape teenagers who have a crush on him. YUP. I love Justin’s complaining about teenagers. That is such an iconic and hilarious scene.

You are doing such a good job babysitting. And he does have a crush on Gale. He’s going to find out that Gale is straight and wow, I want to know his reaction.

Thank you for these summaries! I love them!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#i just... sigh... look. i dont like porn. not because im a prude. im just not into sex and stuff. it makes me feel weird

#but if you are an adult looking at other consenting adults doing adult things...you should be able to see it

#just because *I* dont want to see titties and dick (even artfully) doesnt mean I dont want other people to

#fucking... the amount of control companies have over this stuff is just...outlandish

#do i believe that children should be exposed to this? no. i believe parents should monitor their child's online activities

#but kids are curious. my 11 year old nephew typed 'titties' into his tablet. luckily his mom was smart enough to put parental locks on it

#so he didnt see like...hardcore hentai or anything. i believe it routed him to the wikipedia article about breasts.

#the companies shouldnt be able to cultivate our online experiences. we are consenting adults who should know how to do it

#if you dont want to see porn‚ maybe dont type in ' www dot pornhub dot com' into the search bar

#but like...sexual imagery is everywhere. ive seen sensuous commercials for like...cars. and milk. and bananas. and chocolate.

#USAmericans are so prudish when it comes to this. In other countries‚ nudity is just seen as natural. Some beaches even prohibit clothing

#why does the USA think bodies are a thing to hide? its a body. yes‚ some of us have penises. some of us have breasts. or god forbid‚ labia

#its important for kids to know about their bodies. the proper names. what they do. in an age appropriate manner of course.

#im not gonna explain to a 4 year old how sexual intercourse works in graphic detail. but USAm's are so prudish

#theyd rather prosecute gay and trans people for existing instead of teaching kids about bodies and autonomy and consent.

#and i dont even mean in a sexual way! in a 'its ok if you dont want to hug grandma' 'its ok to say no to being picked up'

#also...if a kid is being sexually abused‚ how are they going to know unless you teach them that?

#like... at least teach Billy what a penis is and who it is ok to look at it with permission (parent‚ doctor‚ trusted person)

#as a self proclaimed ultra modest prude‚ this stuff still grinds my gears and pisses me off. its not my say in who gets to see what

#if you have a credit card and are an adult (which you need to be to have a credit card) and you want to watch porn‚ you should be allowed

#as long as the site and all the participants are vetted and age verified‚ i dont see a problem there

#idk why I called myself a prude. i am self proclaimed ultra modest. but NOT a prude

#i dont believe sex and stuff is bad. its just not for me. but its still important not to hide away from natural human sexual desires

#if you wanna fuck a monster‚ as long as it can consent and is of age‚ i dont care what you do

Don't laugh at this because "Oh those silly monster f*ckers." This is a giant freaking RED FLAG just like with Only Fans.

[junglehomo]

they follow me just to do the same things moan and yell gay

they are a very disturbed family

they used 3 cars yesterday to follow me to the gym

and they literally help each other masturbate to me they tried to triangulate

but theyre so high on crack and meth they were literally yelling in front of others

like so sick

their sister scream at me

while they fuck in the car next to them ........

and another car in another corner doing the same or screaming at me

and they took turns

really really mentally fucked and i still dont care

theyre hideous

maybe theyre mad they cant do it at home anymore and have to go outside and be extra loud

this is how mentally unstable they are

they just cant let it go

they cant let go of their goal to weirdly obsess with blocking my love life or anything

theyre freaks

did nothing to them dont know them personally at all

and this what they do

just because theyre desperate for attention

meanwhile I'm by myself the whole time for years actually

while these people bullied harrassed and masturbated to me peeped on me filmed me broke into my car and home all together as a unit

disgusting

while i was unsuspecting and by myself

my internet base being my only "friends" and i dont even talk to them outside of doing my job

these people are sick and evil and they will do anything to keep being creeps

even if it means changing their personality all bipolar and pretending they didnt mean it

or finally acting like adults after over 5 years

they'll do it just to triangulate me harder and scream and be more perverted

they want to trigger my traumas as they have the last years

i wasnt able to have sex because of them

can you imagine you go thru a traumafic break up and your NIEGHBORS you never met before just scream at you and fuck at you nonstop and then call you gay nonstop and invite all their friends to fuck to you too and scream at you every waking moment of your life even when youre asleep even when youre dead

finally after years i was able to even wafch content of it

even tv shows about sex upset me for a while and still do

because of them forcing me to hear them

and then when i finally got comfortable to be around men thats when this haggard pyscho rapist bitch and her pedo sisters and brothers

decided to try to force me to be ashamed of my own sexuality ..... because they couldnt make me uncomfortable with being around gays

so they berated me for the last entire 2024 to now with "GAY GAY GAY"

nonstop homophobia nazi shit

followed me to the gay bar

harrassed me and anyone in the city they saw high on their meth being public pieces of shit making sure noone felt safe

theyre so entitled they screamed at everyone in san francisco

they even scream gay at me when i talk to women or women look at me they get really jealous and ugly

because they treated me ugly when i was fat and broke before they laughed at me so much and i didnt even know them

now it bothers their ugly racist eyes to see any women or men be interested in me at all

it's like idk it reminds them of the old days that they want to stay in it's pathetic

now theyre washed up drug addicts

they wished that on me

they dont want anyone to give me a chance and have always done that

tell every woman im gay

tell every man im actually straight or some bs or bully him too pay him off

im bi and i dont care

and whenever i leave here i am so happy and people are normal

but in this town with these neighbors and basement squatters

it's just opposite land

they punish me and ridicule me for working out

and NOT smoking meth and crack lol....

they scream at me for smoking WEED.

but they smoke crack literally.... they dont even sleep or eat normal............

this place has been so confusing and retarded to me and i stopped caring and investing lol

i was investing in an empty shell that was never meant to be full

🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🐎🐎💪🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[scentedchildnacho]

The tinninitus did stop on its own......i had chronic cardiac arrest from the ground sleeping and shoulder injuries depressed my heart....but my heart could start again even under really severe sex harassment....so blessed Emmanuel God is with us though ...

No i don't think it will murder black and white aggressives they leave it's the disgusting stinky brown street rapists this gay American author I read in Paris explained to me are people who killed their boss if wages don't constantly increase and just leave them alone..... They don't leave if aggressive....

People do hang people here for murder

Stinky disgusting discolored street bisex browns.....

The punk show better produce it....

The white aggressive....she appeared to show that if she wouldn't become Irish she wouldn't have anything in life so that's the poo in the pants....and lynch syndrome if they wouldn't foster whites so closely under British people if they always had white or indigenous people they wouldn't have to be this way

If Irish people weren't around whites mazappa would have always been gone and whites could have had indigenous peoples take over public systems priorly and she wouldn't have to be that way

It was british researchers in Mexico on cultural anthropology that started creating feed muscle males with feminine face....mazappa didn't like those humiliations much till cars rocket bomb noise us to create jails

Muscle male angels I find it the most dog gross of creations...ever....males that retain their bite research phobias and refuse too much weight on their bones are a lot more pleasant

It's Irish its a scary place with too few clients or consumers so I don't go there

James Joyce dublin was a horrible depressed place to claim a modernity

I know their produced because it's Irish people and the mission inn and they want to use work spaces for their real entertainment and so mazappa records it all every single weird creation mazappa gathers encapsulates and records

Stinky street browns prints their own punk disease band shirts with the viral shape as band logo....discolored street browns are the rapeists

Creepy discolored browns aren't quite charles manson but unsuspecting people will need to be delivered from anywhere those creepy bisex playboy freaks go

Browns rape yellows rip whites bludgeon and blacks sneak

Well if they all have becoming something personality disorders I must also have a personality disorder people notice is maybe possessed by English in some way....the Irish wouldn't let people from the states experiencing documentation cruelty talk to an immigrationist so black and tans

The shelter is in an industrial area so it's probably been sued for sex harassment since the 1970s...they needed work to support their families and male workers would want to turn it into sex obligations it's probably well documented as illegal and why staff is able to perform well rehearsed lines

I don't report anything to staff that's a stupid suicidal suggestion to take staff off their job in slowly helping different ego structures form ..

The staff is scary it doesn't produce desired outcomes unless it's anti social needs are addressed as needing anti social clinical strategies

Their anti socials and anti socials need clinical discourse not case history and excessive litigiousness

That and staff has had to interact with male staff and they don't come up to me and tell me what male staff did to them so I dont bother them with what bunk did to me

I mostly listen to that little black guys before dinner reefer speech to notice it's the exact opposite of correct conduct in the situation

These areas people will treat you better if you carry a baggie of okay marijuana and give some like asked for a tobacco cigarette...without care about tip or fee

If people tell you to not have at risk sex go directly to a nice bar with good cameras and 🆔 requests on a night pass and have free at risk sex with someone you like so these horrible coach creeps stop claiming they own your gender

That's access center staff they have plans to cop rape you and street sell you and permanently deprive you of your property so under immigration haze cruelties go exhibit intentional at risk behaviours so reform owns you not people who rape immigrants for a living

If they scream at you to take a shower daily maximum water benefit is five showers a week....do not allow people to make you crowd shower areas bunk does get phobic and intimidated by it

If people scream at you to wash your hands your at risk of skin rips and tears and are in need of bacterial education not bacteria kills

If they tell you to forcibly leave deliberately interact with management to not force terrorism or disturbing other shelters with quick unnecessary population changes that shock and cause disease

If they tell you to not masturbate those are the gross multi use blue mats with disinfectant washes....try out a different ego structure masturbation on gross multi use don't put your nasty fluid and sea faring desires on the hotel sheets those labors are your refinements not your marriage bed to own

I dont recommend exposing your body here though cameras everywhere and gross coach characters out of a.l.p.s....in the access center and they will want to cop rape you if allowed any perverted data

[shadowymentalitychopshop]

Leave the flags, and just remove your children! This goes way beyond flags, these so called TEACHERS for the most part are all mentally I'll and are delusional beyond repair. The only way to ensure your children be taught real things that will actually benefit their lives, is to remove them from these government funded indoctrination camps where they are literally taught LIES and praised for conformity. Also the pride flag is quite literally at it's very core a flag that says your PROUD of being attracted to or liking a certain kind of genetailia. What the fuck? That's as batshit crazy as FORCING people to celebrate me because I like chocolate chip cookies. These fucking people are looney to the bone. Get your kids out now! Teach them how to take care of themselves. Cook clean, garden, care for animals, teach them about nature, get out, explore. Anything but sit in a class for 8 hrs regurgitating propaganda from some blue haired wacko, who recently cut off his junk, and calls himself shirley, or one who lopped off or duct tapes their tits and calls himself fucking Wynd or Rayne or something fucking stupid along those lines. Schools are now basically sexualized dungeons that are designed to dumb down the brain and then rebuild it with overly empathetic, overly intolerant, overly emotional, and overly horny zombies that can't read or write, but can dress half naked and shake their ass on social media for likes, and to keep spreading their twisted agenda! Fuck me all! SCHOOLS ARE SINISTER! HOME SCHOOL NOW! Kids brains nowadays have a better chance of surviving being locked in a hot car in the summer while huffing paint and sniffing glue, than they do at school being taught that Mrs Jones is a real woman even though the tip of his fucking hog is hanging out the bottom of they thems dress. They also learn that all the white kids and their parents are born evil and that's why black kids dont know math. And that statues of white founders of the country, school, town etc should be removed in order to make room for statues of wonderful black criminals and drug dealers and fucking gang members rather than positive, influential, black men and women who contributed many great things to society, for which their are plenty to choose from. They would instead rather praise and honor a fucking crackhead who's record was longer than any book he's ever read. Or some fucking gang member rapper who only promotes black on black crime and violence and is number 1 on the charts while these other hardly known rappers are speaking about real issues affecting their communities and trying to uplift people and they get no air time. This is all planned and purposely done in order to keep weak minds weak and filled with material shit and sex. None of the music on the radio has substance anymore, kids aren't taught to think for themselves, and use logic and common sense, all TV and movies now are overly pushing the gay and BLM agenda and trying harder and harder to separate and divide us because they know that if they keep us dumb, horny, racist and emotional then we will never know our true strength. TOGETHER, AS ONE, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

[ambitionthegaybear]

Do Men Want Platonic Friendships?

One thing I have wondered and I am now 46 years old and was introduced into the gay community (LGBTQIA) at the age of 17 by a distance cousin running into me at work at the skating rink I was working at, and took me to one of our areas cruisng spots for the first time. Now he mentioned during the evening that he was bi sexual and I did not know why I was dropping him off. However he visited with me for a while, and then mentioned he had to do what he had to do for money. He then parted ways, when a guy pulled up and flashed their lights. He got in the car, I honestly did not know what was going on, but he waved and I left. I did not go far, I went to a gas station and then went back and got my manhood taken care of for the first time by a guy. Well this not my coming out story but the point is once I experienced I wanted it more but also wanted a connection.

During my late teens, and early 20's I was a slut. I did not however think every attractive guy wanted to screw. We had friendships, that were even platonic. I valued those friendships so much. Later on in life those friendships became hard to come by, most guys were wanting in your pants the first night or has the assumption that sex is going to happen when you seriously wanted to just vibe with a bro and geek on movies and smoke pot.

Well during my 15 year marriage, my now ex husband wanted to have dinner parties, and groups over for movies and crap like that, but it 90 percent of the time ended up in sex whether I participated or not. Sometimes I did but then felt bad about it, or not as emotionally proud of myself or felt empty. Now fast forwarding to now, I am in a healthier relationship, we both met through poly relationships that we both were in, and now were exclusive taking a break, but we want to have other gay friends!

Just friends, if something develops later on, to where that turns physical it would of happened on its own.

Just dont know if its us, or are there others like us out there having the same issue? Or is it in most of our genetics to be animistic and wanting to screw and get off all the time?

Seriously open for conversation on this.

[wizardfrog69]

Omg omg sigma <333333

Can you write NSFW headcanons of him? You can ignore if you dont feel comfortable, the writers health is more important. The reader can be male or gn!

Ofc I'll write nsfw hc for Sigma, I do both sfw and nsfw writing :)

'•.¸♡ nsft Sigma hc ♡¸.•'

Sigma x gn!reader

Both Afab and amab will be mentioned, I'll write like just general hc and then more specific ones under the headings of afab and amab.

Nsfw

Please if you don't feel comfortable with nsfw/nsft content do not read this

Cw! Mentions of p**n, if you do not feel comfortable with this subject please do not read further. Also I'm not fully spelling it so people who don't know what it is won't search it up. Also slight implication on transphobia and homophobia so do with that what you will but its isn't anything heavy just that the queer community doesn't get much representation is all. But there is a bit more on transphobia so be careful!

Masterlist

Enjoy!

General hc

So we can all agree he's a virgin right?

When he first heard about sex he did a shit tone of research.

Also Nikolai told him about sex.

When Sigma asked what it was he just said it's a really good book which he should read or something, idk.

Or else he showed Sigma p**n and made him watch it for like hours

Such a silly clown.

Sigma didn't fully trust Nikolai with that ... stuff so he did his own research and now knows that what they show on those sites is over exaggerated and unrealistic in many ways.

Don't let the idea of sex be influenced by p**n, pls.

The first time you asked to sleep with him he got nervous and confessed he has never done such a thing with someone but he wanted to and he wanted to please you as much as he could.

Like he would be asking if you're OK with what he's doing and if he should do something different or stop doing it.

He's very gentle as well.

Once he gets used to it he enjoys sleeping with you.

The chances of you toping is high tbh but doesn't mean he doesn't go on top once in a while.

He just wants you to feel satisfied.

Hes also somehow just amazing at giving head/eating you out it's like does it for a living.

He prefers giving than receiving oral, he finds the moans you sing out melodic and wants you to sing away your orgasms.

Also he's a thigh kinda guy

Like when the two of you are sitting on the coach or in the car he would put his hand on your thigh, not when there other people in the car.

Also I hc sigma as a good driver, like imagine him in a black car (I don't know my car types sorry) driving and you're in the passenger seat next him and his hand in on your thigh, uhh I would just melt like damn gimme fr.

Anyway,

If you are a kinky person and want the two of you to explore different things and experiment then he would be happy to do so but not with everything, he wouldn't want any other party involved, no pain to be inflicted on him and if you're a masochist then he'll inflict a minimal amount of pain, he's no comfortable with anything too intense.

So if your assigned sex doesn't match your gender then it might be a good idea to explain what the difference between sex and gender is, dw he'll understand and won't judge you! You don't have to irl just this scenario, pls stay safe! :)

Amab specific:

IT GOT FUCKING DELETED AND I HAVE TO REWRITE THIS AAAHHAH >:(

Anyway,

The research he did way mostly on hetero sex, he also looked at gay sex so he knows it exists and is possible the media is just mostly surrounded by hetero couples and sex.

But dw Nikolai is there to tell Sigma all about gay sex relationships.

His favourite position is missionary, the intimacy and the kisses you can give him (or vise versa) are the reason he choses this one.

Afab specific:

His favourite position would also be missionary for the same reasons of intimacy and kisses.

Yeah I forgot what I wrote before it got deleted.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺��༻

I hope you enjoyed this :)

I was thinking of doing the nsfw/sfw/angst/fluff alphabet thing and I could send like the template thing I will use, idk where I got them from so the credits shouldn't go to me but the person whom I don't know.

I hope everyone is doing well and as always request, have a wonderful day/night! :)

-with lots of love, Az the wizard frog :) <3

[angelhummel]

your glee/degrassi posts made me curious: which degrassi characters do you think are similar to the glee characters? i'd compare spinner and puck for example.

Oof not sure now I feel about that lmao. I have sooo many wildly fluctuating thoughts on Spinner that they all kind of average out into "he was ok" lmao. God honestly Spinner vibes for Finn more than Puck like aww I was a big dumb loser with no direction in high school, guess I'll become a cop/join the army (: I mean Puck too lowkey but that was just doubly dumb bc he was basically doing it for Finn like ?? calm down alksjfsdklgs

Plus there's so many more Degrassi characters than Glee characters so I feel like one Gleek is worth six Degrassians lmao

First of all Finn and Rachel want what Jay and Manny have, let's just say that. Super talented destined for stardom singer actor girl and her bf who works on cars and plays drums?? Janny outsold

Also with Jay and Alex I get Pucktana vibes. The ultimate lesbro lmao

Also Brittana are Palex and i dont ship either of them like the seemingly dark and brooding Latina lesbian with the soft spot for the preppy blonde bi cheerleader... Those dynamics look familiar

Quinn, I hate to do it to her, but a little Becky a little Darcy... Churchy good girl with the shitty parents who are oblivious to her struggles. Maybe also a little Jenna just for the teen mom thing but Puck could never and would never stoop so low to be a KC. Maybe also a little Fiona for Quinn??

Umm Karofsky and Riley are the same character. I think the only reason I like one and hate the other is bc Max could act :| Sorry bout it

I already went on record saying that Miles Hollingsworth is just fanon Sebastian Smythe alksjfslkfjs

Mercedes and Liberty a very little bit?? Mainly when it comes to Rachel/Emma & Manny acting like they were always such close besties when it's like ?? 75% of the time yall were hating on her!! Umm Terry for superficial body image issues lol. And ugh I don't know how I feel about this but maybe a little Clare?? Like in regards to keeping her faith and her relationship to sex etc etc

Actually I can very clearly see Kurt and Finn as Marco and Spinner bc I imagine s1 Finn would rather choke to death on a piece of food than let a gay guy give him the heimlich <3

Oh duh Kurt and Tristan. bc Finn and Owen (: But also bc they both have very theatrical personalities and similar arcs with body image issues and also they're both iconic

Artie is like JT and Toby's son idk

Kitty gives me early Holly J mixed with early Becky vibes

Tina maybe. Ellie and Ashley vibes :x I'm sorry alskfjslkfhs. And also superficially Leia in that they are both Asian and the show didn't care about them (:

Brittany is Lola (derogatory)

Whew that feels like a lot lmao but that's all the ones I can think of right now!! Lmk what you think!

[tigerdrop]

But what if you said more about HS Jamie tho

okay but you must know, first of all: i stopped reading homestuck in 2012 and i dont know what the fuck goin on lore-wise. and i also dont care unless it directly corresponds to insane gay sex so dont tell me

im just saying if jamie was a homestuck troll he would have almost the exact same gender and sexuality problems WRT banging daniel. it would make a lot of sense. he has a lot of Issues about letting a cis dude (or a human dude, in this case) get up in his business b/c in real life, like.....feeling assured that youre seen as male by guys you have sex with is not as easy as having them use the right pronouns lol. there are so many men that will say literally whatever u want to hear just to get their dicks wet

and so like.....he would be wildly stressed out about the idea of this human motherfucker putting him in the wrong box just b/c he doesnt have a human dick and balls! it would drive him nuts! and it would drive him super fucking insane that, even with all these hang ups, he cant just, like. stop having a weird vacillating crush on the guy. it would make things so much easier if he could.

another thing that would drive him nuts is his total inability to sort daniel into a single quadrant.....he keeps going back and forth on "do i like him? is he the most fucking annoying guy ive ever met? do i pity him b/c he cant get a grip on human (or troll) interaction???"

and daniel doesnt even have the decency to flirt back in the right quadrant! hes like.....hes some kind of fuckin pervert, is what he is. going back and forth all the time and making jamies feelins all complicated

MEANWHILE......poor fuckin daniel. he genuinely doesnt understand why jamie seems to just arbitrarily go hot or cold on him. like.....when jamies mean, he gets pissed off! but when jamies nice, hes still pretty pissed off! and then when daniels nice, jamie goes either fucking way! it doesnt make any sense!

he literally needs somebody to hand him a pamphlet on The Basics of Troll Relationships to begin puzzling this shit out. he needs like......a flowchart. and once he gets one it rocks his fucking world. if you had told him previously that jamie was flirting with him in every single one of these interactions, he would not have believed you. but now hes got a Manual

(but jamies not gonna be the one to pity him enough to give him a fucking pamphlet. thats wayyy too emotionally forward.)

the like. the lightbulb moment when daniel realizes "ohhh so when hes being mean to me hes just trying to get in my pants" and tries to facilitate this outcome by blackrom flirting back. but hes so fucking bad at it

as a friend put it. imagine him being like "i... hate you too?" and immediately getting bitched at for reciprocating badly. this is his worst fucking nightmare. hes already bad at decoding subtext! let alone alien hatefuck subtext!

(for the record jamies like. 3x more of a bitch in this AU than in reality. but hes still insane and neurotic)

and on jamies end hes already well on his way to becoming a Total Fucking Freak for quadrant mixing shit b/c daniel keeps flirting with him so fucking badly. none of it turns him off at all. his weird little crush just keeps getting worse

ultimately all of this is to say that they should have insane alien gay sex. insane sexo where jamie, embarrassed beyond belief, concedes to showing daniel how his alien junk works. lets him poke and prod at it. bosses him around and tells him exactly what to do and what not to do and makes daniel Earn It before he gets to touch his stupid human dick.

and daniels a great learner, yknow. hes got those deft mechanics hands. he knows how to make an engine (or a troll, as it were) purr. and also how to make it squirt all over the back of his car

that is possibly one of the more crass/humiliating things ive typed on this awful awful blog. thanks for joining me. i only care about weird sex. okay. bye. bye . bye. bye

[sage-writing18]

kai parker- x male reader

warning ⚠️: including oral male sex receiving and giving, anal sex, erection

**BACKROUND: in this universe kai is not a serial killer but a witch and your collage roommate and you are also a witch**

you walk into your door room to see kai sleeping on his bed.

kai wake up you say as you shake him. KAI.

what. his responds. what tf was that last night. you say wydm he says.

WHAT DO I MEAN???

you locked me out and not only thst put a barrier spell on the door. you say

i know i know i’m sorry y/n he says

i had to sleep on a community coach and had to cast a invisibly spell on myself so no one would bother me. you say

oh shit really

you nod your head yes

oh i’m so sorry. i just figured you stay at bons and cares. i just needed the room i haven’t gotten any yk in a while and wanted both bed. kai says

it’s okay ig i hope it was wroth it and where did u even get the magic to cast a spell you ask

well i might of maybe siphoned you at lunch…

KAI

ik ik im so sorry he responds

and to answer your other no it was not worth she just talked about her ex the whole time “he was a jerk” “ he hated all my friends” blah blah blah. kai said

oh… well i’m sorry u didn’t get any you say you say

yeah u and me both kai responds

well do u want to play some xbox

sure. he says with delight

*30 minutes go buy and the game is over*

you look over and see kai adjusting his dick

woah are u hard rn…

yes he said

um..you say baffled

i’m sorry it’s just im so horny kai says

it’s okay!!! it’s happens. jsut go in the car or something and take care of it you offer

see i would but it’s storming out and there he says

shit your right. okay this one time you can do it in here . i’ll put in my headphones and u can go to town you say.omg thank you so much

you out in your earbuds and causally look over. you see him mouth something

what was that you say as you take out your earbud

i said like what your see he says giggling

um you say nervously

i’m just busting your balls y/n. come here i’m not shy

this is my pride and joy i call him little k

all 8 inches

8 INCHES you say surprised

yes, kai says

you look over that his computer to see he’s watching porn and start to get hard

looks like u need to jerk off too come on whip it out. kai says

well if u insist

you whip it out and start to jerk off

*a few minutes later*

you see he’s getting kinda bored

in a bold move a start jerking him off him responds in a positive way he start to moan

thank you. i really needed this

u bend down to put it in your mouth

wow!!! i’ll let you do this but this doesn’t mean i’m gay or anything

it’s okay just let me

u can do anything u want

he start to lick his huge cock

he lets out a small moan, fuck he says

with lick y/n goes down deeper every time

he starts to control your head

making you go down deeper to stop having a hard time to breath. your so good kai reply’s

do you think we can do some stuff with the ass. kai asked shyly

ofc don’t worry i’m clean :). you say

you pull down your jean and pull down your dark blue Calvin Klein underwear.

put bend down into the doggie style you feel a warm chill on your hole it’s kai mouth

you began going faster and eating the fuck out your ass yo u began moan very loud.

don’t stop fuck dont stop you say

kai takes his mouth away and lines his dick up with your hole.

your hoping he’s goes gentle. but you are wrong

he slams his cock into you he fuck you so hard

you so close to cub you come all his sheets

he continues to fuck you so hard.

i’m about to cum he says

cum in me pls daddy you reply he cums his load into you. you both lay next to each other with his arm around yours thank you, i really needed that. kia says. no problem anytime you say. you both fall asleep in each other arms

[junglehomo]

the couple under my bed under the pillow side

are moaning extra loud

the guy is a skinny twink with curly hair and glasses i think and white

and hes gay and moved there bc im the only thing that makes him horny in his beard relationship

the woman idk what she looks like but she sounds bery very beyond annoying and has been cruel and also part of harrassing me

especially sexually

she moans for me in the morning and night and the guy diesnt care bc hes gay and doesnt care probably

they forced me to listen to them fuck for months nonstop jobless 24/7

i dont know them at all listen to them even

fight constantly about him being gay bc she catches him staring at me through whatever remoteviewing they have of me in my room when i change

they dont let me do anything or even lay on my bed because they are there having sex addiction

and screaming gay at me

i hate her so much

i hate them

but they will never leave move or do anything never take a break

theyre ugly and smoke meth 24:7 and do not work or anything just moan for me to hear

moan extra loud and angry at me

bexause i dont care and

she calls me gay angrily too

just a really angry ugly homophobic white bitch

who is controlling and stinks really bad and traumatizes men into being gay even me

they especially did not let me sleep

i dont know this woman at all not interested

and this bitch harrasses me over and over and over

moaning moaning moaning

and doesnt stop doesnt leave me alone

doesnt stop listening to me reacting to me

theyre so weird and the guy is obsessed with me too and so gay hes copied my voice during sex

several times

its been really disturbing and all i wanted was to sleep

this isnt even like a normal apartment type of neighbor

its squatting tweakers that fuck nonstop on a bender and do not sleep at all

like they are always awake and there

i spent so much money trying to get rest at airbnb

only for the pervert asian guy and big nose girl and their friends to follow me

and have sex in their cars iutside so i never get sleep

right now there are 3 couples under my room

they cockblocked my life just to do this

just to watch me

do drugs

watch their lies about me play out

and fuck to me

thats all they do and they call it gay

they also cockblock me from myself 😂

they dont like when i try to relax or even lay in bed too long

theyre jealous and vile and always have been and i did nothing personal to them at all i was always happy in my own world and they wanted to ruin it

while i just do my best to live this whole time by myself with harrassment 24/7 365

and they hide in their different tinted cars or duck down when i drive up close

i only know who's who

because these people are so tweaking

that they confirmed themselves when i called them out

"really?"

and thats how i know yup

thats you and you

because im psychic i saw it in my minds eye raw

and called it out with my voice and the squatters reacted to me in embarrassed and flustered ways

the asian dude been real quiet since i dropped what i know

its all confirmed

and i can never unsee it

i mean i never question my intuition

but

they just really confirmed so much with what ive seen irl on the sidewalk from how these people have acted towards me

this is what ive picked up just from that

and their voices

it really shows i dont know any of these people at all

dont recognize them from my life at all

didnt do anything to them

but i picked up on small signs and sloppy things these retarded narc tweakers left behind and figure things out fast

theyre so obsessed with me they couldnt help themselves following me

and trying to be in buildings and places around me

thats how i know who

theyre so sus and nasty

you can tell theyre not supposed to be in the restaurant youre in or new place youre going to

they stand out

the evil stands out and they behave like tweaker in the bathroom

theyre jealous and creepy and i could care less about them even tho they really really tried to invade my life

there is nothing for me here and i already devided that a long time ago

lol its not sad

but theyre so hideously jealous of my happiness

here they are

gooning to me