#cw homestuck

[urfavesarequadranted]

Deadpool and Wolverine from the movie "Deadpool & Wolverine" are kismesises

Deadpool and Wolverine from Deadpool & Wolverine (2023) are kismeses!

[wavyskies]

Open door #11 of the Advent Calendar?

Your gift is Gamzee Makara (Homestuck) Graphics

F2U. Credit, likes and reblogs are appreciated but not necessary.

Requested by anon. Art creds: 1, 2

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

Your name is-- WOAH WOAH WOAH.

You make sure to NEVER give out your REAL NAME when browsing the CHITTERNET. Or any PERSONAL INFORMATION for that matter. CHITTERNET SAFETY is important in order to have fun SURFING THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

Only in the REAL WORLD and only AMONG FRIENDS are you known by the name your lusus gave you: WURLWI WEBBEL. Not that you have many REAL LIFE FRIENDS, on account of your ALIENATING REJECTION OF CHROMATIC DECENCY. You've been told that your committment will only lead to a life MORE PAINFUL THAN NECESSARY, and they're probably right. You spend your alone time BUILDING AND MAINTAINING YOUR HEMOCITIES SITE, reading BLOGS, scouring FORUMS, and drawing in FREEWARE ART PROGRAMS. You try to maintain a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for anything that might get you DOOMSCROLLING, but you don't know if you're very successful. You just want your wanton nights of EPIC FLAME WARS to be put behind you.

Your talents are not only within the digital sphere, though. You've gained a reputation of COMMISSERATING ON HARDSHIPS for NEGLIGIBLE COMPENSATION or RECIPROCATION, which you hope your friends appreciate. At the very least, sometimes you can persuade them to join in on a friendly game of FIELD DIAMOND ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

Your trollTag is anonymousGuest and you make sure to always remind your friends that practicing healthy habits on the chitternet is rad and totally cool!

Crayola Color: green.com

Pronouns: they/them Sign: Cancom, Sign of the Connected, Derse Sway, Doombound Lusus: Mouse Ancestor: The USERNAME EXPUNGED Strife: Batkind Theme Song: Millenium Anthem (2000 New Years Eve) by Jay Tholen

[askchilchuck]

dearest friend chilchuck, have you ever heard legend of a great epic known as "Homestuck"?

No, sorry. Can’t say I have.

[bestnootella]

==> Dirk. Keep Dancing at the Pink Pony Club

Song is Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan

Outfit was based on this

[toffeebrews]

Also, I have come to the unfortunate realization that the reason I like crepic so much is... it reminds me of johndave. I was a huge fan of that ship back in the day 😭🙏

For some reason the whole "no homo bro?" right before they make out is such a hilarious dynamic to me that my brain can't help but fall in love with it.

[orchidbreezefc]

well, lads, my one fear has finally been realized: the ao3 tag wranglers made every mike walters tag synonymous

it's so bad. it is so so so bad. this is a nightmare. this is the bad place

like, look at [link: my comprehensive mike chart]. filtering for fic of one cell on that chart will now turn up every fic that contains any cell anywhere on that chart. searching for the lieutenant will now give me every fic with fucking m-dawg in it. most characters who arent the same guy are way less different from each other in both personality and story role than the lieutenant and fucking m-dawg.

woe.begone has a pretty big cast and it's about 40% mike walters. like, okay, for those familiar, picture the cast of homestuck. not all of it but like, a bit bigger than both troll sessions and both kid sessions.

now imagine if ao3 made every troll in the beta session (which is roughly approximate to the mikes' relative story prominence as well as their numbers) share one tag. if you wanted to search for sollux fic you'd use the tag "beta troll", which would turn up every fic with gamzee, terezi, nepeta, etc.

also. also. in this scenario the most popular ship in the fandom is between two trolls. now unsearchable. the only tag is 'beta troll'. like, vriska/terezi is the fandom's top ship, and the tag you can filter for is beta troll/beta troll. which gives you just, any beta troll with any other beta troll.

this is not a post promoting outrage and pitchforks against ao3, though submitting a support ticket politely requesting they unsync these tags would be very much appreciated. a lot of folks less familiar with ao3's tagging system didn't seem to grasp the ramifications here, so i just wanted to take a moment to unpack exactly how comically disastrous this choice was. it's very bad, y'all.

EDIT: the damage has been undone! huzzah

[mothwitchmelody]

And here I thought I knew just how far the cognitohazard that is Homestuck had rooted into me... Absolutely terrifying.

[ryu-draws]

The homestuck got to me guys sorry

[some-mother-series-fan]

Local dumbass fish lady bowls over her partner after meeting them in person for the first time

hi so i ported the OCs of mine that I always port to everything to homestuck for some reason and then drew them in something resembling the hero mode style. Kind of. I guess

[devil-kiwi]

A bit late to Homestuck day, but for the occasion here’s a drawing I did of the Vantas lads from a few months back when it was occupying my brain :D

Karkat is easily one of my favorite characters, he’s very special to me. With Kankri, however, it’s a love/hate thing. I would like to see Kankri tumble around in a washing machine. Heart baby bang it up inside. If I saw Kankri conveniently sitting inside a washing machine and minding his own business, I would not hesitate. Turbo spin, motherfucker.

Anyways I want to try drawing trolls more often, they’re pretty fun :)

(‼️Don’t tag this post as whatever the name of that godforsaken pairing could be, you WILL be subjected to violent levels of radiation and psychic rage.)

[urfavesarequadranted]

Marcille and Laois are moirails

Laios Touden and Marcille Donato from Dungeon Meshi are moirails!

[nyxl0x]

Zach is sleeping and he's usually who I ask about this stuff so now I'm just asking anyone willing to answer

troll with albinism (gold blood).. does anyone have design tips for that concept?? :3

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

You are VERY HUNGRY.

Well, no. You are NYARIC SNARLE. You are the BEST COLLAGE ARTIST in your entire GRADE and you let everyone know it. You almost never leave the ART BLOCK, and sure your schoolfeeding grades have SUFFERED for it, but it's all in the name of CREATIVITY. Your pockets are full of the most WILD SNACKS IMAGINABLE, including an assortment of EXCLUSIVE ALTERNIAN DELICACIES, so you can focus wholesale on your passion projects. As a consequence of this, you are always INEXPLICABLY STICKY.

You are also something of a GARDENER and at home have built yourself a lovely little plot of VEGDIBLES. It takes a lot of SELF-CONTROL to not taste-test the delicious FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR before they've ripened. Other olivebloods your age have already started ROUGHHOUSING and looking STARWARD to join the ranks of the IMPERIAL FLEET, but you're content to give them SPACE. You're not really a fan of THERIAN VIOLENCE, and it's hard for you to come out of your SHELL.

Your trolltag is coolCaterpillar and ooo,o,o,ő y u'll eat th se w rds

Crayola Color: The Very Hungry Caterpillar Green (Green)

Pronouns: they/he Sign: Lepillar, Sign of the Transfiguring, Prospit Sway, Spacebound Lusus: Cat-erpillar Ancestor: The Ravenous Wingfurl Strife: Pocketcrumbkind, Shovelkind Theme Song: This Is The Best Burrito I've Ever Eaten by Parry Gripp

[vegley]

more doodles

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

stimboard for : a witch of heart (homestuck) unicorn and bunny plushies, cakes, green and pink heart glitter, and magical heart wands

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