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pixie-cocaine · 4 years ago

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ATEEZ Reaction To: Having a wet dream about you

yourusernames: Omg can I request ATEEZ reaction to having a wet dream about their friend? (Who would start developing a crush, who would want to have a one night stand and who wouldn't care at all?) Thanks!!

A/N: These reactions are based solely off of what I think they’d do, I am in no way, shape or form, telling you that this IS how the members would handle this scenario. Like shit, I dunno the guys :/. This is a gender neutral reader reaction btw :)

(This is very explicit, you have been warned!!!)

Hongjoong ♡:

• It felt like the actual thing

• Your lips; sweet like pink lemonade and eyes staring into his with a soft sparkle that originated from his bedside lamp

• but what felt more real than anything was you

• Your scent, your taste

• Your touch...

• It was all overwhelming in the sense that he found himself breaking out of his dreaming state, breath heavy as if he’d been sprinting for hours, and a lusty sheen screening his mind from acting with any sense of rationality

• He was horny horny, dawg 💀

• I feel for that man, it’s tough...

• He could already tell that he had an...accident, before he pushed the duvet off his body due to registering the last couple twitches of his restricted cock in his shorts

• No wonder he could ‘feel’ everything so well

• He wasn’t able to sleep the rest of the night.

• Couldn’t help but begin to feel a crush blossom for you

• As y’all already know, the man gets attached to the ones he spends the most time with

• You’re no exception

• Would end up telling you about his feelings. It was eating him up inside to keep it to himself

Seonghwa ♡:

• He has no right looking this good, dawg. It literally makes me so mad lmao

• Lemme lick your face, I bet it tastes like expensive concealer and everything I’ll never have >:}

• Anywhore

• He felt feverish, even inside his dream

• It was odd; he could feel you, but he couldn’t feel you. He remembers the surreal sensation of warmth under his palms as he grabbed onto your bare ass whilst you bounced you on top of him, panting hard and clutching at his damp hair to pull his head back

• He groaned, and just as he went to switch positions, he was snapped out of his dream

• Was like “Fuckin pardon?” when he realised where he was; his empty bed, alone in his own room, no sign of you

• Frowned, pushing the covers off of him because dawg, he was heating up OwO

• Then realised the large wet spot at the front of his sweatpants

• “What the...”

• Was never the same™

• Everytime he saw you, he couldn’t help but feel that same heat in his hands, and he felt guilty about it.

• Didn’t know how to approach you about it at all. What was he supposed to say?

• “I nutted in my pants because I dreamt about doing the dirty with you”

• Just wouldn’t bring it up

• Good chance he’d catch feelings. Seonghwa builds bonds with the people he knows, it’s very easy to tell that when he cares, and he would care dearly for you. Once the chance that anything intimate between you two arises, I’m sure he’d begin to think of you romantically once you’re shown in said light.

Yunho ♡:

• Now wouldn’t a flustered Yunho be a sight? Damn...

• He loved looking down at you

• The way you smiled at him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and pulling his bare chest into yours as you whispered how good he felt inside you, cooing out words of praise and encouragment

• It was hazy, but he can still vaguely remember how you kissed him so sweetly. How your fingers smoothed his bangs away from his eyes, and how you moaned into his ear softly with each thrust

• It was only when you cupped his cheeks and spoke, did you break him out of his dream;

• “Wake up.”

• His eyes shot open

• Only a blue ceiling stared back

• “Mmm...?” Yunho sits up and rubs his eyes roughly, already aware of the blush that paints his cheeks and nose because he can feel the heat in his face

• Said ‘What the fawk 😃’ when his brain caught up with what he just experienced, as well as the stickiness that clung to his inner thighs when he moved to go get some water

• This bitch was contemplating his whole life after that

• Is ‘UwU’ with you from then on cuz a babie caught butterfwies ;(

• Rlly bad at hiding his feelings lol, you’d catch on eventually

Yeosang ♡:

• It was messy, to say the least

• Kitchen island sex? Yup :D

• The dream wasn’t at all put into play with any sense. You guys were just... in the kitchen, when you confessed your feelings and made a move on him

• A deep kiss mixed with the pounding of nervous hearts all put Yeosang in a fever outside of his dream

• “Say you like it,” You panted, using the hand on the back of his head to push his forehead against yours while the other kept you from laying onto the island

• “I like it.. Fuck, I like it”

• “Yeah?” His hips stutter when you clench your walls around him, and in turn, he lets out a choked-off gasp

• “Y一Oh my god一Yeah...”

• Damn... he was FEELING it lmao

• Funny thing is that he slept throughout the entire dream and woke up only when his foot did a little mid-sleep spasm

• Stared at the wall while frowning for soooooo fucking long

• Whole time he said ‘ya know wot, that’s real interesting 🤔’

• Then was like “Prolly just horny 😃. oh well, time to change my underwear”

• And that’s what he chalked it up to in the end. Would maybe make a joke about it to you next time y’all hung out if he’s feeling loose enough and doesn’t mull over it for too long

San ♡:

• HEATHEN

• Hold on, lemme get a half-assed feel for the man... yes... mm-hm... ah, I see... OK!

• So, from what I can tell, San would distance himself from you slightly. Maybe.

• That night, as he lie in his bed, breath coming faster with each motion that went on in his head, he saw you in a way that he never thought would happen.

• Skin, slick with sweat and eyes like burning coals as they focused on him. There wasn’t much to remember before it was already fading, but he could still make out how much his stomach lept and spun, heart oh-so thunderous in his chest. Whatever you did with him in the dream... it sparked something inside him.

• San was in a daze as he woke up, his body not quite cooperating with him when he tried to sit up, and instead, falling limp with the next couple of attempts.

• WHEN I TELL YOU THE SOUL WAS SUCKED FROM THIS MAN AISDIUBFADEBI-

• Really just stared into space with the look of a dead man

• What did he do when he finally saw you again?

• ✨ pretend he didn’t see shit ✨

• Not the masked uncomfort-

• Depending on whether you’re one for confrontation, he might just cave if you press him about his weird behavior enough, but be fast, because I’m sure he could push his feelings down succesfully if he tried hard enough.

Mingi ♡:

• Dude... the fucking happiness of the dream...

• Silly giggles when you’d accidentally bonk eachother while switching posititons, bright smiles when you stared at eachother after a long time, random compliments, and nothing too serious that you couldn’t find playfulness in. Even when you’d both stop smiling to let out small moans and feel the moment together, it was always lighthearted.

• FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IM SO ANGRY-

• It was some shit you’d see at the sundance ;(

• Then he woke up-

• You were the first and only thing he thought about as he gained conciousness. He wanted you... you, you, you, just you.

• He’d never wanted anything so bad. A sudden longing that made a lump form in his throat and an overwhelming feeling of how much he’s always wanted you.

• So, like Mingi does, he strived for that goal >:D

• He made an effort to see you as many times as he could and whenever you were free to hang out. And finally, one night when you both lie in his bed and gazed thoughtlessly at the ceiling, he told you.

• “I had a dream about you, you know.”

Not me basically making a summary of a could-be fic-

Wooyoung ♡:

• Now believe it or not, this bitch is hard for me to get a grasp on. All I can say with confidence is that he has the sex appeal of a milf stripper and is kinda stubborn-

• Hmm.... bothered.

• That is the feeling it would pull from him.

• Hungry; frequent patterns of warm breath against sweat-slicked skin, mumbled curses past wet lips, nails dug into his stomach deep enough to draw blood yet barely acknowledged through animalistic films over both your eyes, and teeth furrowed into the flesh of his shoulder as you scratched at the blank canvas of his back.

• It was all raw sexual aggression from both sides. So much so, that you both practically fought during it.

“I hate you. I hate you like you don’t even know, Wooyoung,” You speak, breathless, and reach up to weave both fists into his hair, “I love you so much that I fucking... hate you.”

• Then...

• Gone.

• Just like that, the dream was replaced with the sight of familiar bedroom walls as Wooyoung opened his eyes, a sigh escaping past his lips when he finally pieced things together.

• “As if I wasn’t already stressed enough...,” He murmurs, staring down at the new stain on his sweatpants.

• From that point on, it’s a new habit for Wooyoung to catch sight of you and keep his gaze there; just staring when you’re not looking, and feeling terrible afterwards. He feels like he violated you somehow, and with that ball of dread in his stomach whenever he sees you, he becomes distant.

• It’s not catching feelings so much as it is a new desire.

Jongho ♡:

• Jongho, Jongho, Jongho... whatever will we do with you?

• Upfront about it, surprisingly.

• He caught feelings. How could he not when you’re one of the most breath-taking people he’s ever had the pleasure of knowing?

• That face of yours, along with your voice so soft and encouraging in his ears, was enough for him to cave.

• “Just like that, baby... Just like that.”

• He doesn’t even remember the details of the dream. Just your words and kisses, which still make the touched skin of his body heat with excitement whilst he blinks down at his hands.

• He clenches them; one, twice, then lets them fall back to his sides. He doesn’t need to look into his pants to know that he’s soiled himself.

• He feels kinda... empty? After the dream. Lmao just as exhausted as San was, really, but both at the fluttering his heart when he thinks of you, and the dream itself, so cleans himself up real quick before going back to sleep.

• The fluttering doesn’t go away the next morning.

• So... he tells you :D

• As soon as you walk through the door, holding a bag of snacks and drinks for preparation to crash at Jongho’s apartment for a little bit, he sits you down on the couch, much to your confusion at the serious face he has.

• “I know that this kind of thing can ruin friendships and I don’t want that. At all. But, I had a... dream, about you last night and now I can’t really stop thinking about you...”

• Not the pounding of his heart making him dizzy :*

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detectivedreameater · 4 years ago

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Fuck || Solo

CONTENT: Car accident, PTSD mentions

Marley’s hand finally reached the handle and she tumbled out of the car, face first into the ground. The car crunched into a folded piece of metal behind her as it tumbled off a cliff and she winced with each new sound of crumpling metal before it finally tumbled away into a nothingness. She peered over the edge of what seemed to be a slate of land, floating in an abyss of purple and red and black. She could hear the car alarm getting farther away but the car itself was no longer visible.

When the sound finally disappeared, she rolled onto her back and let out a long exhale. “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.” This was bad. This was really bad. The glimmering portal was floating hundreds of feet above her, like a tiny slit in the sky. She lifted a hand to block the light from her eyes and noticed a soft red glow reflected on her palm. Blinking, she sat herself up and pulled her glasses out of her pocket-- they were bent and one of the lenses was broken-- and peered into her reflection. Red eyes.

She glanced around the world, as if maybe she’d be able to see some sort of sun or moon, something to give her any sense of day or night. There was nothing, only the swirling clouds of violet and blood, wrapping around each individual piece of floating, destroyed ground. They hovered and teetered, as if held up by marionette strings, and Marley did a full turn, examining her new surroundings. At least she could breathe and exist in this world, right? It was impossible to know what would be on the other side of any one of these portals, and she assumed a lot of them likely lacked oxygen, by the amount of asphyxiated bodies they’d found dumped out of others.

Okay, first thing first. Marley stood up and took count of what she had on her. Her gun, her phone-- which, of course, wasn’t working-- keys, a pack of cigarettes, lighter, pocket knife. God, if she’d had the car still, there’d be so much more. This would be so much easier. It didn’t matter, though. If only’s didn’t matter.

Second thing, find the exit. Her eyes looked back up to the hole, miles away, and squinted. There had to be a way up to it. The floating bits of land around her wavered up and down. They moved closer together and farther apart. She’d have to use that to her advantage. Maybe she could move them somehow. She took stock of her items again and found nothing that would help. Rubbing her eyes, she let out a frustrated groan. How could she have been so stupid? A tremor ran through the ground as her floating island collided with another, smaller rock and she stumbled, falling over. “FUCK!” she shouted and it echoed.

“Oooohh, fuck me. Fuck me!” she whined, smacking the ground with her fist. “This is just what I need. Really. Great going, universe!” Her voice echoed all around her again. No one answered. Why would they? She pressed her palms into her eyes, taking in a deep breath. She needed to calm down. She really needed to calm down.

There was no time to calm down. Another low rumble, different from the first. It almost sounded like a growl. Marley looked around for its source, when her eyes landed on a figure. It bent and twisted and distorted itself in a way she’d never seen anything move before. It scittered up the side of the floating island and the little tap, tap, tap of its feet threw a memory at her she’d thought she’d long forgotten.

A hallway stretched out before her. The wallpaper was peeling from the walls and floating around them like ash suspended in the time. It thickened the air around her and she coughed, sputtered, choking. It charged and rammed into her and Marley flew back in surprise, air leaving her lungs in a rush. She landed hard on her back again, skidding to a stop just before the edge.

Blood dripped from her hands. It wasn’t her blood. It was red, it wasn’t her blood. It wasn’t the creature’s blood, either. It also wasn’t bleeding. Then whose blood was it? She blinked and shook her head and the blood was gone. She knew whose blood it was.

The creature made a rattling noise, something that came from deep within it and sounded as if it came from everywhere and nowhere all at once. Marley slapped her hands over her ears and staggered back, heel slipping off the edge. She scrambled to grab hold of something, anything, before leaning into her movement and turning, quickly, to leap onto the nearest bit of floating rock. Rolled head over heels for a moment before she staggered back to her feet and glanced over her shoulder. The creature was following.

No more time to decide what to do. It was time to run.

#solo #wickedswriting #fuck #car accident tw

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joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh · 4 years ago

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Season in Review - Winter 2021

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it’s one of these again, let’s goooooooooooooooo

Yuru Camp Season 2

Yeah I cried at like half of these episodes because of how much I loved them lol.

Yuru Camp was already like my favourite anime from 2018 and this is just that but more.

Visuals have also been improved a lot – show’s super pretty all the time and the comedy faces are a lot funnier. Biggest glowup is Chiaki who’s hair is no longer disgusting.

Show feels a little less forced when it gets comedic so I actually felt a lot more endeared to Aki and Aoi and the like – there’s more proper iyashikei stuff done with them and the comedy is blended a lot more naturally.

It really was just better Yuru Camp.

No other show this season filled me with as much unconditional love as this did – it kind of has to be 10/10 lol.

Beastars Season 2

Like for Dr Stone, this is just everything that was great about the first season but again.

Only now we have what feels like a much clearer sense of progression? Granted I could just be misremembering season 1 but because we are kind of past lots of the initial worldbuilding stage, characters have a little bit more room to take actions that have influences on one another and the setting.

Legoshi is now the ultimate carnivore guilt herbivore white knight ever and manages to be extremely cringe yet very compelling.

Louis runs the fucking lion mafia and reconciles his prey weakness and predator love in a really cool and interesting way.

The pair are extremely gay holy shit the homoerotic tension is off the charts.

Would say despite a greater focus on the narrative and the characters – including a fun follow-up on that murder mystery the show literally opened on – the worldbuilding still manages to be really strong by way of what’s technically filler content but just enhances the experience so much.

Like we don’t need to see cheetah girl and sheep girl go shopping together but all their dialogue about being unable to wear certain types of fabric because of static electricity or cheetah being unable to wear patterned clothing because of her fur – like it’s really quite inconsequential shit but you watch it and you’re like “fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that’s really well thought out and immersive”.

I don’t think I realised how god tier this OST was lol, fuckin jazzy and smooth as all shit, really gives every scene such an amazing atmosphere.

Beastars is just, really fucking good okay.

Dr Stone: Stone Wars

Dr Stone season 2 baybeeee!

Literally everything that was good about season 1 holds true here lol.

It’s just more of what was good about the show. Endearing cast, solid humour, great sense of multipurpose progression and gratification, just the usual “Dr Stone is fun as fuck” shit.

Its approach to its titular war is exactly as shounen idealism as I was hoping for – we set out to achieve a bloodless war and the only thing even closely resembling a casualty is Tsukasa himself – who still ends up in cold sleep to be saved later. Which was pretty damn emotional and feels like a satisfying thing to do with his character.

Visuals have been upgraded, weeeeee.

I don’t actually have much else to say lol, this is just more of a show I love and it’s an arc I loved and I’m so happy we’re getting season 3.

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Season 2

So, I watched Uma Musume s1 more or less as it aired 3 years ago, I vaguely recall enjoying it somewhat, and I gave it a 6/10. Far from an impressive score to be sure, and today I remember just about as close to nothing as one could.

Suffice to say I didn’t really have much in the way of reason to be excited for season 2 – I expected it to be a cute and fairly easy time that wouldn’t really grip me much further than that, and in fact with a season so full of sequels I expected this to feel like somewhat of a chore in relation to some of the other stuff we had.

You can see how that turned out based on this fucking 9/10 score? For the fucking horse girl anime?

Yeah nah Uma s2 was just, like it completely blew me away.

I don’t think I expected as compelling a sports narrative as that turned out to be from Uma Musume, like I was sincerely completely engaged in almost everyone’s individual dreams and desires to win and emotionally devastated by the outside factors holding them back – before being brought back to tears again seeing them persist in spite of it all. Episode 11 especially had me ugly crying – which anime hasn’t really done to me in a while.

Apparently s1 looks a lot better than I remember but I really liked how season 2 has looked – the character designs are delightfully adorable and animate really well.

Also the voice acting is like, good, like really good, these girls have a lot of very sincere emotion in their performances that really elevate the viewing experience, like it’s shockingly much better than it needs to be.

Best way to describe this season really – “better than it needs to be”. A lot better. Unexpected sleeper hit of the season, already a favourite of the year, as weird as that feels for Uma Musume.

Non Non Biyori Nonstop

Marathoned the entire rest of this franchise about 2 weeks before s3 aired in prep, fell in love with it, and yeah season 3 was no exception to the quality of this series.

Non Non Biyori is just pure nostalgic iyashikei incarnate – like if you ever had fun as a child? Non Non Biyori is for you. It just reminds you of the good times, how much fun every day could be, that feeling of waking up not knowing what could happen and just living each day in pursuit of fun, free of commitments.

And like while that could make you sad about how much you miss the good old days in theory, Non Non Biyori is literally too fucking good to where you won’t even be able to feel anything other than joy watching it.

The only real thing that made this season feel weak to me is that it was competing directly with Yuru Camp which despite aiming to do things a little differently, still feels broadly similar enough to where like, I guess I just couldn’t not compare it to Yuru Camp – which was better in my mind.

Even then a 9/10 is a 9/10 though so fuckin, stop bitching.

Pui Pui Molcar

Shoutouts to WEPcord because I had 0 intention of watching this at first – hell hadn’t even heard of it until WEPcord – and eventually got persuaded to binge the whole thing at the end of the season.

It was among the most enjoyable ~24 minutes of my life.

It’s just like, cute and funny and it looks really nice.

That’s it.

That’s literally it!

Pui Pui Molcar isn’t here for a long time but it’s sure as shit here for a good time and if you just want to laugh at these funny guinea pig cars being cute and charming and ponder the mechanics of this world where guinea pigs evolved into transportation yet regular boats and helicopters exist then hey you can do just that!

Not quite “sleeper” hit of the season since it’s highly rated and regarded by everyone it seems and got pretty fucking popular but still, certainly the most pleasant surprise this season.

Attack on Titan: The Final Season

“Final season” they said as if we’re not now waiting until Winter 2022 smh.

Anyway the dramatic shift in the setting following s3p2’s big reveal dramatically increases the scope of the world while still keeping the narrative feeling distinctly “Attack on Titan” in a good way.

Politics that are entertaining, characters having very huge and tangible and believable impact on the wider world, breaking trust, cycle of violence, buzzwords buzzwords, it’s 3 fucking am.

This season has really nice artwork but isn’t very exciting to watch – MAPPA sure as shit have less exciting sakuga cuts and their CG titans are a little offputting – their CG humans even more so. Expressions still very top tier tho.

Eren is extremely based but also scuffed and it’s cool and cringe in a good way.

I like lots of the new characters – Gabi specifically is really great, love Ayane Sakura’s performance.

Yeah idk how to be productive about this I’m tired. AOT good.

SK8 The Infinity

Woah, an anime original about skateboarding? That has actually literally never happened before – I have to pick this one up.

Works out that skating is, to some extent, near and dear to my heart – my stepdad loves skateboarding so I’m sort of interested in it by proxy. Second this got announced I told him about it and I’ve been telling him how I feel about every episode as it released – so that’s certainly been fun.

Actual show quality worked out to be pretty great too – it’s a fun sports narrative that puts “have actual fun with the activity” as its first core theme and goes through decently well written trials and tribulations to get us there.

Also looks really nice – I was a big fan of the character designs and there were lots of great action cuts during boarding around.

Seeing Reki and Langa close together brought out my inner fucking fujoshi so that felt gay.

Appreciate that the supporting cast wasn’t giant but definitely more could have been done with them – SHADOW and MIYA are important for all of a scene and then just kind of get to exposit shit. JOE and CHERRY kind of just are exposition and some jokes you’ve seen before.

Really didn’t much care for ADAM as an antagonist – he’s way, way too silly for me to take seriously, he completely defies physics in a way that makes it hard to be invested in the stakes of his races, and he doesn’t really have a compelling dynamic with anyone around him – not even his attempted main rival of Langa. Wouldn’t strictly say he dragged the show down – it was certainly fun watching him wreck people, but I do think we could have had a better antagonist.

In some sense this is definitely unfair but I do wish it had been a lot more grounded in reality – it’s the first skateboarding anime so if it wants to get people into skateboarding it should probably temper their expectations a little. Also by the show’s end it embraces the power of friendship so strongly as to suggest that skating alone sucks which I think is a bad message to send about an activity that’s perfectly enjoyable on its own. Those and a kind of eh jealousy arc were enough to hold the show back from an 8 for me. 7 is still not bad for a bishie boy sports original anime tho.

Cells at Work: Black

So this is Cells at Work but in a body that’s shitty and unhealthy.

It’s quite a lot more entertaining than Cells at Work – it’s got a good level of edge to it and a clearer structure that made it feel more narratively compelling than regular Cells and fuck, they even throw in major character deaths that got me surprisingly emotional.

Sweet moments also work decently well just because of what they exist in relation to.

Ending kinda shitty though and left a bad taste in my mouth.

Still just better Cells though.

Horimiya

I enjoyed the first couple of episodes more than I expected to but it quickly got boring as the cast expanded and all actual developments stopped.

Like I didn’t go into this expecting to like it because it was a high school romance that Reddit were hyped for so I expected it to be completely mediocre, but it surprised me with charming characters and good presentation in the early episodes.

Said good presentation remains a constant throughout the show, while the midsection or so is just lots of Hori and Miyamura being cute and fun – the will they/won’t they is resolved extremely quickly so we leave off with the feeling of getting to see a fairly realistic and natural portrayal of two high school lovers, I was a big fan.

However sort of throughout most of the show and becoming particularly prominent later on is a very expansive cast of super forgettable characters engaging in really quite bland interactions. Hori and Miyamura’s domestic life was this almost iyashikei romance for me that I really loved but basically every character outside of them was just a stock character template with a stock character arc in a stock high school slice of life.

For as good as the presentation is the show could feel kind of up its own ass at times? Particularly the shots of monotone silhouettes extending out of characters over a white background – didn’t seem to have a clear purpose and came across to me as more pretentious than anything else.

Cells at Work Season 2

It’s more Cells, huh.

Probably looks better than s1? Lot of ugly CG though.

HanaKana is barely in it this time around, there’s like a normal cell boy who gets more screentime

Said normal said boy comes with some cute animal sidekick characters and because of how they’re introduced they feel like a shitty Manic Pixie Dream Girlfriend esque deus ex machina.

Tbh this probably isn’t actually worse than s1 which I gave a 7/10 but literally this and Black is just too much Cells at once for me and since Black was better uh, yeah, s2 felt a bit more like a chore.

I’m so glad this was only 8 episodes.

Urasekai Picnic

Yuri so I was guaranteed to watch.

Light sci-fi horror which sounds interesting and is a nice change of pace for yuri anime.

It’s not that great as a yuri because it doesn’t really reach the point in the story where the relationship between the leads develops.

It’s pretty alright as a horror though – it deals a lot in urban legend type stuff and while there are numerous monsters present, there’s quite a lot of horror in just the atmosphere of it all. The Otherside has liminal space vibes but as an exterior environment instead.

Helping the atmosphere is the really great and unsettling soundtrack – lots of very alien sounding things and jumps from high notes to low notes that are jarring in a really nice way. It’s got real “My favorite song was an untitled ﬁle called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landﬁll in Tunisia” vibes.

The main area where Urasekai obviously falters is in the adaptation itself. We don’t spend as much time in Sorao’s head as we seem to do in what I’ve seen of the novels, so she’s less gay and has less intricate characterisation. And the direction of the show in general is just a bit too weak to really sell you on a lot of the emotions it wants you to feel.

Really this show’s visuals are lacking in just about everything that’s not background art – and even that is only just fine. Character artwork is never impressive, animation is pretty lacking, they use ugly CG models for even mid-range shots of the characters, basically every monster design is some really bad looking CG, and as I said last point, the direction sucks. It’s just not particularly creepy or evocative or tense and it’s straight up fucking bad during chase scenes – it constantly changes the established sense of speed per party or distance between them or what the location is and generally just makes it extremely hard to actually follow, killing all tension.

I would say I was endeared to this show – I liked the characters and want to see them more and pretty much everything they were doing I still found to be fun, but this was clearly a bad translation from one medium to another and it sucks to see that happen.

Sorao best girl.

Soukou Musume Senki

Lowkey sleeper hit of the season.

Mecha magical girls do travelling around weird Japan for slice of life stuff and occasional action with a strong overlying comedic tone throughout.

Unironically funny, endearing cast with good and natural chemistry.

Art is kind of ugly and CG a bit offputting however lots of the choreography for fights is really solid and as soon as you’re used to the style it just actually looks good.

I completely get why this show is as low rated as it is but it was very easy to watch and definitely made my Wednesdays since the other Wednesday show - Re:Zero - was miserable.

Gekidol

Tfw you watch a show because it has ‘idol’ in the title but it’s like, a time travel world destroying sci-fi robot stageplay yuri loli fanservice show with maybe 3 minutes of idol content total.

At no point while watching Gekidol did I really know what I was watching nor why things were that way. Or rather – I eventually knew it was some weird sci-fi shit, but that made me question what the hell all the pointless stage acting idol cute girl window dressing was all about.

Also that yuri kiss in episode 4 made me more excited for the show than anything else but it’s never developed upon and sorta just happens?

Same for that nude gravure photoshoot a main girl did when she was age 13 – it informs one line of dialogue she says but is otherwise just a pointless random oddity.

This show was just kinda boring to watch a lot of the time actually, which combined with the rather complex plot made this show super difficult to follow.

Visually it’s, eh? The art is actually pretty solid and there’s some good and consistent animation but the direction feels weird for the sake of weird, the character designs are impossible to distinguish from one another, and the colour palette is not pretty on the eyes.

Ngl the main appeal of watching this show was being in WEPcord and talking about it with people – where I learned that it’s loosely adapted from some shows done by the real Alice In theatre troupe that’s existed since like 2010-ish, and Gekidol’s anime started being promoted in like 2016 or so, and was fully finished production around 2017-2018 – it only just made it to TV now for some reason. Fuck the full series Blu-Ray released before the 11th and 12th episodes even aired on TV.

Just the meta of Gekidol as well as the meme enjoyment of it in WEPcord endeared me to it more than I’d probably have otherwise, so like, yeah.

Idolls

CG mocap idol sketch comedy thing.

For the most part once you’re past the initial jarring nature of watching this type of animation, the show looks really quite solid. Models are very high quality and quite a bit of attention is paid to how they interact with their environment. It’s really just the facial animations that look bad – they’re early Vtuber tier “snap” expressions with an unappealing art style to boot. Hair is also jank. Other than that though, looks nice.

Funny-ish? Idk, not totally absurdist but sort of wild enough to be fun, also the talking head was surprisingly endearing as a straight man.

Song from the last episode was actually fairly solid, wild.

This is like the first show I’ve watched and like, meme’d to death with a community of even a few others, which did endear me to it a lot, hence the actually decent score.

I mean it’s 10 episodes and they’re all only 8 minutes long, why not watch it?

The Promised Neverland season 2

Hahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

Man I’m anime only, right, and fuckin, in the first like honestly 10 episodes I did find a lot to enjoy. Well, maybe not “a lot”, but like a good amount of stuff.

Granted, I was also very often bored, or straight up finding certain narrative decisions to be bad and dumb.

Then the last episode came, right, and it like, set up a season 3. But it didn’t. Because it then gave us a 2 minute slideshow literally resolving THE ENTIRE NARRATIVE, like what???????

It was so bad it was good, so narratively unfulfilling but so inherently funny to see something cock up so badly.

Really got a lot of schadenfreude out of this one lol, s1 kinda mid to begin with.

Love the meta of it taking 12 episodes for these kids to escape the farms – the literal prologue – and it taking 11 episodes for them to resolve the entire rest of the global conflict lol.

Yeah idk man this was one hell of a trip. Funniest anime ever.

Idoly Pride

Can’t believe we got 3 idol shows this season.

Idoly Pride was probably the most technically well put together of these 3 idol shows – most polished visuals, really lovely character designs, a lot of the music was pretty good – it’s the most conventionally solid anime of the bunch.

But it’s also just kinda boring to watch outside of cute girls. Plots are very predictable and often super cringy, the girls are mad unmemorable with only the 2 leads having any notable character – really the only reason to like any of them is if they tickle your moe (*cough* Suzu and Chisa).

There’s like, a manager character. And he’s just a normal looking black haired anime boy whose only defining characteristics are that he works hard and is dense. Riveting. Dead girl is in love with him for some reason. He has too much screentime and fuckin, wish he was dead.

Speaking of dead, yeah dead girl. Mana. This show’s first episode is a painfully dragged out slog where we learn that the best idol ever died and then her presence hangs over the rest of the show in the form of a literal ghost that can talk to Makino and randomly one of the girls. It’s fuckin, real weird, kind of too goofy to take seriously, really breaks the tone of that first episode especially, and uh, yeah idk.

Honestly calling this boring is kind of all you need to do with it – it’s not really fun to watch and doesn’t add anything interesting to the meta of idols ala Gekidol and Idolls.

Only reason to even watch is because idol completionist.

Re:Zero Season 2 Part 2

This was just torture to watch.

I can’t fucking believe someone approved 12 HALF HOUR LONG episodes that ran the OP and ED almost never.

It would generally take me 2 minutes of an episode to feel like I’d consumed 24 minutes worth of content – by the end of an episode it’d felt like real world years had passed.

I don’t get why every single character in this show has to overexplain their full mental thought process for every single decision they make and every single emotion they feel literally every episode. Several minutes will occur where someone is just saying why they feel X way and it’s the most elementary shit ever but because it takes a while to say the fans have fooled themselves into thinking this dialogue is smart and means something or endears us to the characters.

Why did “Emilia was happy but then her family got killed and she was sad :(“ take 90 fucking minutes, or maybe 2 hours even I don’t fucking remember.

God this just sucked. I hated this.

Back Arrow

Two cour original mecha anime, sure.

It’s 5am and the show could go to shit during the second cour as befalls so many original anime so I’m gonna keep this brief.

Back Arrow is a really charming and funny comedy show with a pretty basic set of characters and worldbuilding as well as some obvious influences but it feels like it wants to be and is its own thing entirely that’s inspired from yet not derivative of several more successful mecha anime. It also feels like a product of the 2000s but I mean that solely as a compliment – shit just feels easier when you’re watching Back Arrow.

Nothing about this show is the most compelling thing in the world but if you asked me to name anything wrong with it I’d have nothing to really tell you. It’s a show where the quality can be described as “pretty good!” without much need for anything else. Since it’s currently airing anyway there’s no harm in picking it up to finish – though how likely I’d be to tell someone to sit down and watch 24 episodes of this once it’s done just depends on cour 2 plays out I guess.

Easy recommend if you like what this show looks like – it kind of is exactly what it says on the tin – but if you like mecha anime you’re watching this anyway lol.

MAL score is in the 5.7s or something at the time of writing which I literally don’t get lol.

Though saying that if I had to estimate a score atm I’d go like 6/10 lol. Fun, charming, and obviously entertaining enough for me to not drop it in the season where I wanted to drop anything whenever I could – but mind bogglingly good this is not. Doesn’t make it not worth watching though, but we’ll see what cour 2 has in store.

Maiko-san Chi no Makanai-san

Want a show with a weird release? How about this anime that has 2 episodes out because they release monthly? They’re just normal enough TV anime episodes – 24 minutes with a 90 second OP and ED – one real defining characteristic being that episodes are split into thirds but that’s still kind of normal. Unsure what about this specifically warranted a monthly release but whatever.

Quality wise it’s been eh so far – it’s really boring for a slice of life and I barely finished the first episode – second one I didn’t even get 5 minutes in before I had to turn the speed up. Jokes are a bit too Japanese for me to care about and characters aren’t exactly endearing either.

Most notable thing about this show is that it’s full CG but you honestly wouldn’t really be able to tell at a glance – it’s very simple but it looks really nice. Not mind blowing in any way – certainly no Beastars level – but it’s enough to show that you can do CG shows that look perfectly adequate and have nothing really going against them visually.

The actual main reason to care about this show is to hear M.A.O do a Kyoto accent and feel very “woah that sounds weird” the entire time. The end.

Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka?

This is a show for which my initial expectations of what I would like and dislike about it were pretty much spot on.

I expected I’d absolutely adore Aoi Yuuki’s performance and that she’d singlehandedly make the show watchable and that the rest of it would just be absolute bullshit I’d hate every second of.

And yeah, this show looks ugly as sin, everything that’s not Aoi Yuuki’s voice sounds awful, the dialogue is unbearable, and when it’s anything other than Aoi Yuuki I’m bored enough to want to claw my eyes out.

Turns out carrying an entire show on your own is a difficult task even for Aoi Yuuki – though once again this is actually just a “this season too busy” thing. If I didn’t crave more free time I’d keep watching this since Aoi Yuuki’s performance for this spider character actually is really great and endearing and exactly as high quality as I expected from her – she really went too hard for a show that’s otherwise as awful as this one is.

Also somehow got 2 cours and I don’t actually know if I could take 24 episodes of this so I’m glad I passed after only 3.

Jaku-Chara Tomozaki-kun

Self help guide for incels who hate how shitty the world is for them but do nothing to go about and change that.

Basically just tells them how to go about and change it in really obvious and easily applicable steps.

Relates them to gamer lingo because obviously.

Pretty noble cause for a show to indulge in, though not something I personally need, so I was basically just watching to cringe at the haha gamer humour.

Watching so many shows this season though and desperate to give myself more free time in a day that I decided to drop it.

Not bad and any other season I’d finish it but eh. 3 episodes is a decent shot still.

Tenchi Souzou Design-bu

I managed 1 episode.

I think I expected this to be really wild and they'd make all sorts of crazy hybrid animals.

But instead they just make normal ones.

So it's an edutainment show, and I think 2 Cells at Work anime are enough edutainment in a season for me.

Character designs aren't my thing.

It was cool learning about how these animals interact I guess but not that cool because too much emphasis is placed on education and not enough on entertainment.

Might’ve finished in a less stacked season or if this was like 4 minute episodes or something – full length feels too long for this.

Wonder Egg Priority

I just do not fucking know. I have never invested so much of myself into a seasonal anime and consequently have never been so emotionally drained by how one ended up. This is absolutely a show I’m going to need to think on a lot before I decide on any sort of score and definitely fit some amount of rewatches in as well. Would just say to expect a fuller thoughts on Wonder Egg post in the future where I decide on a score or something.

Girl of the Season – Shimarin

Yeah kind of obvious – she just is my favourite character from anything this season and season 2 especially gave us such a charming and loveable Shimarin, totally in love with her. I think I knew before the season even started that she’d be Girl of the Season and yeah, that sure as shit held true.

Boy of the Season – Senku Ishigami

Tbh favourite male is a tiny bit harder since Beastars exists but Senku’s just so charismatic and always fun to watch and super duper based and I particularly love the very sentimental Senku we get as this season came to a close – his friendship with Tsukasa was pretty damn gripping. Man’s just great.

Anime of the Season – Yuru Camp Season 2

Went over all the reasons this was amazing way back at the start, it’s the only 10 I even gave out here, this should really go without saying. Would call this like, my 6th favourite anime of all time – will probs be AOTY but we’ll see.

Overall this was one hell of a season – way more fucking sequels than you’d ever need, couple other random adaptations that were solid, some at the very least fascinating original shows, 3 fucking idol shows, a whole bunch of shit. Would certainly call this an overwhelming season – my completionist mentality forced me to finish a lot of things I didn’t exactly want to and I was constantly looking for excuses to drop things. Not gonna say it wasn’t rewarding finishing what I did anyway but my god I hope there’s literally never a season like this ever again. And yet I’ve already got like 15 shows lined up for Spring, and I think even Summer I’ve got 5 or 6 or so... Fuck I should stop following seasonals, huh?

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bedtimestoriesgrownup · 3 years ago

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lay over

Keys jingle as the door swings open.

“I can’t believe they postponed your connecting flight until tomorrow because of a little rain,” Elle says, opening the door wide for a dripping Lena to enter.

“I don’t mind. It extends my vacation another day.”

“Come in and make yourself comfortable,” Elle offers.

“I really appreciate the place to stay.”

“No problem. Wine?”

“Yes!”

Elle pulls a bottle – one of three – out of her fridge. Within seconds it is open and large amounts are poured into large wine glasses.

“I’m dripping wet,” Lena says.

“Don’t worry about it. Would you like to take a hot shower?”

“I’d love it,” Lena smiles.

Lena starts to sit her wine glass down on the counter.

“Take your wine with you.”

Lena picks it back up.

“I’ll put your bags in my room,” Elle offers.

“Thank you.”

“And the bathroom door doesn’t lock – or stay closed, really – but it’s just the two of us here, so…”

Lena walks into the bathroom, taking a swig of wine. She closes the door behind her.

Or tries.

It opens a crack.

Then a little more.

Elle tries not to look. She does.

Sort of.

Lena’s wet shirt and pants are off. Her bra is next.

Her back is to the door. She’s wearing a dark blue pair of Victoria’s Secret “Cheeky” underwear.

Elle had no idea Lena’s ass was this nice and tries to stop staring.

Lena notices the door opening and gives it a little push closed, but not before Elle gets a decent sideview.

**********

Elle is wearing a tank top and underwear when Lena steps out of the bathroom, wrapped in a towel.

“Sorry about the heat. The AC works when it wants too. And it doesn’t want to tonight.”

“Oh it’s fine. Better than sleeping in the airport.”

“More wine?”

“Yes, please.”

Elle fills Lena’s glass with as much wine as will fit. And does the same with her own.

Elle sits and Lena joins her.

Lena is still wearing a towel. Showing off her legs. Showing a little cleavage.

Elle notices.

Lena notices that Elle is showing a lot of cleavage in her tank top.

**********

“The couch is not great for sleeping, and my bed is huge, so if you want…”

“If you don’t mind,” Lena replies.

Elle leads the way to the bedroom.

They crawl under one sheet.

Lena is wearing a tank top with spaghetti straps and underwear.

Elle steals a glance as she turns the light off.

They toss and turn a little to try to get comfy.

But it is hot.

Sticky hot.

Not even the three bottles of wine is making sleep come any faster.

Lena rubs her shoulder.

“Sore?” Elle asks.

“That suitcase weights a ton.”

“Want me to…?”

“Sure. Thanks.”

Lena rolls over on her side, and moves her hair out of the way.

Elle starts massaging her shoulder.

Lena moans. A little. Elle likes it. A lot.

Elle keeps massaging out the knot. Lena’s skin is so soft.

“That feels amazing,” Lena purrs.

Elle pushes the spaghetti strap down and out of the way.

“Is that okay?”

“Yeah.”

Elle keeps massaging. She moves from the shoulder to Lena’s back.

Lena moans again.

Elle massages down and down.

She lets her hand lightly caress Lena’s amazing ass.

Another moan.

Elle starts moving her hand up inside the back of Lena’s tight tank. She doesn’t get very far up.

“Want me to take it off?” Lena asks.

“It’ll give me more access,” Elle replies, with a smile.

Lena sits up, pulls the tank up over her head and drops it on the floor.

Elle feels a tingle.

Lena is back down on the bed.

Elle rubs her back. Up. Then down.

Then up Lena’s side.

Elle lets her finger rub the side of Lena’s breast.

Then, feeling brave, does it again.

Lena turns a little, letting her breasts slide into Elle’s open hand.

“I love your hands,” Lena whispers.

Elle squeezes.

Lena closes her eyes.

Elle gently rolls Lena towards her.

Lena opens her eyes.

They stare at each other.

Elle leans in.

Lena meets her.

And they kiss.

Hungry.

Excited.

They kiss.

“Take your shirt off,” Lena says.

Elle takes her tank top off quickly and tosses it.

They both sit up and face each other.

Elle runs her hand down Lena’s face, to her breasts.

She cups. She squeezes.

She plays with Lena’s perfect nipples.

Lena bites her lip.

She reaches out and caresses Elle’s large breasts.

They lean in and kiss more.

Lena falls back on the bed and pulls Elle on top of her. They continue to make out.

Their breasts touch and rub. Hard nipple against hard nipple.

They are both incredibly wet.

Tongues playing, touching and exploring.

Hands in hair. On breasts.

Elle reaches around and grabs Lena’s ass.

Elle kisses down Lena’s neck. Lena plays with Elle’s hair.

Elle kisses down between Lena’s breasts.

She kisses over to her left breast.

She sticks her tongue out and touches it to Lena’s hard nipple. She stares up at Lena.

Elle takes her tongue and circles around Lena’s nipple.

And again.

Leaving a track of saliva that Lena can feel. And loves.

Elle sucks Lena’s nipple into her mouth. Lena arches her back.

Elle kisses her way over to Lena’s other nipple.

Tongue swirling around. And around.

She sucks it in.

Lena pulls Elle’s hair a little.

Elle kisses down Lena’s stomach.

Down. Down.

She grabs Lena’s underwear and pulls them down.

Down.

And off.

She kisses up the inside of Lena’s leg, starting at her ankle.

Lena feels the chills.

Elle kisses all the way up.

Then sexily blows across Lena’s clit.

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck,” Lena purrs.

Elle touches her tongue to Lena’s clit and Lena feels electricity course through her body.

Elle doesn’t hold back.

Licking.

Touching.

Teasing.

Building.

Fingering.

Licking.

Building.

Building!

“YES!” Lena screams.

Elle smiles.

**********

Elle’s long leg is over Lena’s shoulder.

Lena licks Elle’s clit.

Slowly.

Elle rubs her own breasts.

Lena sees it.

Her pussy drips more.

So does Elle’s.

Lena slides two fingers into Elle’s pussy.

Elle purrs.

Lena pulls her fingers out, and licks them.

Slowly.

Locking eyes.

This turns Elle on.

So much.

Lena slowly leans in and begins licking Elle’s clit again.

Elle can’t keep her hips from moving.

Lena loves it.

Lena licks faster.

Faster.

Elle pulls her hair.

Lena licks harder.

Elle thrusts her hips to meet Lena’s tongue.

Building.

Lena watches Elle’s face.

And licks faster.

Closer.

Elle closes her eyes.

This is so much better than she imagined.

Lena licks even faster and faster.

Elle is so close.

And then Lena does this thing.

With her tongue.

Elle comes with a scream.

Lena kisses her stomach.

Then her left nipple.

Then her right.

Lena falls on the pillow next to her.

“I love flight delays,” Elle whispers.

They laugh.

And kiss some more.

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ask-beacons-finest · 5 years ago

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Thyme, sitting on the floor of their room, packing a suitcase: Are you sure?

Magnolia, sitting across from them, placing new clothes into her own suitcase: Yes. Simply because I do not like the cold does not mean I cannot handle it.

Thyme, perking up a bit: Yeah but-

Magnolia, holding up a hand: Thyme Schnee.

Thyme, sinking back into a more relaxed position, a little reluctantly: Fine...fine okay, sorry...you can handle the cold.

Magnolia, nodding: Yes.

Yang, after knocking a few times on the door, poking her head in: Hey kiddos. Magnolia, can I ask you something?

Magnolia, looking over to Yang: Yes?

Yang: You've flown in an airship before right?

Magnolia: ...

Thyme, mumbling under their breath: Oh no...

Magnolia: I'm sorry a what?

Yang, nodding, seemingly having expected this answer: Okay. Okay I'll go tell the others.

Magnolia, turning to Thyme after the door shuts: Did she say...airship? Like flying? Like a bird?

Thyme, dragging a hand down their face: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

#rwby #yang xiao long #pollination #thyme schnee #magnolia jade

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star-mum · 4 years ago

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LIVE REACTION TO NIGHTMARE TIME EP 1

Idk if anyone would even be interested in reading this but as I was watching the show last night I kept writing down my reactions on my notes so here we are

*this is all in caps idk why just roll with it*

THE OPENING SONG IS SUCH A BOP OMG NICK LANG HIMSELF ?????? MONSTER FUCKER RIGHTS ???? HIDGENS ENTRANCE HOW ICONIC "LUCY IS HAVING NONE OF IT" I LOVE THAT OMG JOEY PLAYING KONK (?) IS SUCH A POWER MOVE I LOVE THAT THE BEGGINING IS JUST TARZAN FANFIC SKSKSKSKS MARIAH IS TEXTING JOHN (?) AND HES LAUGHING SM WE LOVE A COMEDY QUEEN I LOVE THEM USING THE ZOOM BACKGROUNDS SKSKSKS KONK IS AWFULLY CLOSE TO COCK AND I THINK ITS ON PURPOSE ?? SPECIALLY WITH THE LAG I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE SOMETIMES SKSKSKS SOMEONE JUST SAID "TED'S ORIGIN STORY" ON CHAT AND I LOST IT !!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE ???? HANDSOME LADY ? I MEAN SURE TIGHT JOHN IS LOSING IT FUCK MAN, SAME CURT OMG THAT ACCENT OOOOOOOOHHHH BOY I KNEW IT WAS HER FIANCEE SHIIIIT WE CANNOT TRUST HIM I KNOW THIS !!! "ENTAGLED" SKSKS WHAT SIR HES GAY CHILL OUT WHATS THE YEAR, IT FEELS SO OLD TIMEY "I'D SAY YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR THIS APEMAN" OOOOOOOHHHH DONT U SAY JONATHAN IS A PUSSY BITCH I CAN TELL LUCY JUST DROP IT OH SHE ACTUALLY DID ????? FUCK IT UP BABE

(I JUST ACIDENTALY DELETE HALF OF WHAT I WROTE SHIT, ILL HAVE TO REWRITE IT FROM MEMORY) WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE TRICKING US??? THEY CALLED IT, WHAAAAAAAAT WDYM "PLAY THE PROFESSOR" IS HE NOT A PROFESSOR WHAT ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW

ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM WHAT??? SINGING LONDON BRIDGE WHILE CHASING SOMEONE IS MY FAV SCARY TROP HAHAHHA YEEEEESSS "TOOK OFF WDYM" GIRL HE IS HOLDING A GUN WHAT DO YOU THINK "WDYM" WHY DID HE KEEP THE KONK ACT AFTER LUCY LEFT SKSKSKSKS TED WTF SKSKSKS "I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING WHEN IM ERECT" HAHAHAHA TED LIKES TO BE A HIMBO THATS GREAT IS HE GOING TO KILL TED ?? AAAAAAAHHHHHH TED HE HAS A GUN PLZ DONT TEST HIM HE HAS ALREADY KILLED A MAN OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK RECAST???? WHO IS TAKING TED'S ROLE ????? OH SO ITS NOT OLD TIMEY AFTER ALL RED SOMETHING???? OH TED'S GONNA PROPOSE IS SHE GONNA SAY NO? SHES GONNA SAY NO RIGHT ? FUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHHAHA WHY IS HE NAKED ??? JAHAHHAHA WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING TED WHAT ? "PROFESSOR SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF" HAHAHAHA PORNHUB PREMIUM ACCOUNT HAHAHAH "OOOoooOOoOoOoOoOohhHhhHh BUT IT IS" FUCK NO DONT KILL HER OOOOOOOOOHHHH TED'S DEAD SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ROBERT'S ACTING IS *CHEF'S KISS* DAMN OH SHIT TED *NOW* TED IS DEAD FUCK HIDGENS IS HERE NOOOOOOOOOOO IS HE GONNA KILL HER ??? OH SHIT OH FUCK LUCY'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP WHY ARE PPL SAYING WORKING BOYS IN THE CHAT ??? OH THATS WHY !!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH MINE IS A LITTLE BEHIND IS SHE BROKE ??????? OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT HIDGENS GOT PLAYED THATS ON YOU BUDDY OH FUCK HIM UP LUCY ! BECKY BARNES ????? HATCHFIELD LORE ???? WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS HUSBAND IS THAT WHY SHE CLIMBED A TREE APE MAN SHOW UP PLZ WHO IS IT THO ?????? JEFF HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JESUS CHRIST APE MAN YEEEEAAAHHH WOOLY FOOT ?????? IS IT CHUMBY???? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA YEEEEAAHHH HOW DID HIDGENS KNOW ????? OH IS IT OVER ?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED MORE ;-----; THIS WAS SO GOOD THO OOOHHH FUCK ANOTHER MUSIC NUMBER JAMIE YOU LOOK AMAZING !!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THESE SONGS TO BE AVAILABLR FOR US (IN LIKE 3 YEARS CAUSE IM BROKE SKSKSKSK) HE DANCES THE CAN CAN ?????? OKAY I SKIPPED A BIT TO BE ON TIME WITH EVERYBODY "ARE YOU FUCKKING HIGH????" YEEEEEEEEEAH PART 2 BABEY !!!!! NICK'S HAIR LOOKS AMAZING OMG OH ???????? BILL AND ALICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I MISSED THEM !!!!!!!!! OH THE TEEN ANGST I LOVE BILL SM HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD DEB ????WHY WOULD U HURT BABY ALICE LIKE THIS ???? "I MIGHT NEVER SEE DEB AGAIN" GOD ALICE CHILL OUT LET HER BE A PLAY WRITER BILL CMON "MY BUDDY PAUL" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLINKY ??? I DONT TRUST THAT AT ALL FUCK NO JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNN I DONT TRUST HES CHARACTER THO OOOOHHH LOVE DISCOUNTS I DIDNT LIKE THE WORKER CALLING HER PRINCESS THO, SHES BILL'S DAUGHTER NOT YOURS OOOOOOHHHHHH NO OH NONONONOONO BILL IS GOING TO DIE I JUST KNOW IT BLINKY IS EVIL I CAN FEEL IT ALICE NO NO LITTERING WHORE JAMES !!!!!!!!!! ALICE IS ALSO GOING TO DIE MAYBE RIGHT NOW WHO KNOWS BLNKY WTF SHE IS A MINOR WTF AAAAAH I DONT LIKE IT HERE JAMES ILY BUT THIS CHARACTER IS CREEPY AS SHIT I DONT LIKE IT HAHAHAH TIGHT LOVE THEME PARK STUPID SHIRTS "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FUNNY" HAHAHAHAH DROWSY TOWN ? THE CHAT PULLED MY ATTENTION TO THAT BUT I DONT GET WHY ? IS THIS BAD "I'D FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE" THIS IS SUCH A DAD THING TO SAY OH ALICE CMON DONT SAY THAT BILL CUT IT OUT WITH DECIDING YOUR KIDS FUTURE THATS NOT FUN OH GOD I DONT TRUST THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO "AHOY BOYS AND GIRLS" NO NONONONONO UNCLE WILEY FUCK OFF THE SNIGGLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH "WE'RE THE SNIGGLES DONT BE SCARED" YOU KNOW WHAT SNIGGLES I AM SCARED BUT HELL YEAH SONG TIME OOOOOOOHHH FUCK IT UP JAMES OH ARE THEY GONNA LIKE GIVE THE AUDIENCE A SLEEP INDUCING DRUG OR SOMETHING ??????? "DONT BLINK" AHAHAHA I DONT TRUST THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH "GREAT WE'RE DEAD" HAHAHAH THE SONG WAS A BOP THO "WHAT ARE THE SNIGGLES?" GREAT QUESTION ALICE "NOW U KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD TO SEAT THROUGH DEH" HAHHAHAHA "SEE U IN A SNIG" HAHAHA SNIGGLETTE ???U OKAY BBY??? OOOOOOOOHHH MORE SONGS HELL YEAH I LOVE ANGELA'S VOICE SM THE SNIGGLE PUNS ARE KINDA CONFUSING ME NGL WHY WAS THAT SO SAD OMG OOOOOOOH SHIT OH FUCK THEYRE GONNA KILL HER I JUST KNOW IT OMG "PRAISE THE WATCHER" OH MY GOD PLZ DONT KILL HER "UNTIL HE'S SEEN EVERYTHING" W H A T LAUREN'S VOICE SKSKSK SO CUTE PAPA SNIGGLE I DO NOT TRUST YOU THOSE ARE ALIVE ARENT THEY ????? OH FUCK SNIGGLETTE IS SHE OKAY ????????? "ANGELA R U ALRIGYT" WHAT "SHUT UP JEFF" OH MY GOD I DONT LIKE WHEN THEYRE SELF AWARE SKSKSKSK " U CAN SHUT THE HELL UP LAUREN" HAHAHAHA BILL OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD HAHAHAHAH ALICE IS SO NICE DO THEY NOT KNOW "ARON AROOON" HAHHAHA OH CHURROS I LOVE THOSE THE GIRL SHE DOESNT LIKE ?????? OH NON BINARY RIGHTS LOVE IT "IS THIS A FRIEND OF ZIGS" OH LOVE RESPECTFUL DAD DEB NOT COOL OH ALICE SHIT ALICE BBY IF SHES CHEATING ON YOU THATS NOT ON UR DAD STOP SHITTING ON HIM LIKE THIS "ITS UR MOTHERS FAULT" OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHA GREG AND ALISON ? AND BETH ?? DOES BETH LIKE HER ????OH NOOOOOO GREG NO U SHITTY SON OF A BITCH GOD FUCKING PUNCH HIM OH NO HAHAHA FUCK NO THEYRE ALL POSESSED ARENT THEY THATS THE TEEN FROM THE MOVIE THEATER HAHAHHA "it lagged ;-; now we wait" A MAN IN A HURRY HAHAHAHHA OH SHIT BILL IS MAD IS HE POSESSED TOO ??????? OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING BLINKY ????????? OH NO OH NO SHES GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK THEYRE GONNA BE FINE RIGTH ??????? RIGHT ???? BREATHING EXERCISES BABY CMON OH NO PLZ DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID BILL NOOOOOOOOOOO BILL PLZ DONT DIE AGAIN I LOVE YOU SM PUT UR SEATBELT BACK ON PLZ NOOOOOOOOO OH THEYRE BOTH GOING TO FALL ARENT THEY OH NO OH MY GOD OH SHIT PHONE IS BROKEN OOPS AWN IM GONNA CRY PLZ LET THEM SURVIVE I BEG YOU NICK LANG OOOOOOOOH TWILIGHT BUT GAY I AM *HERE* FOR IT OOOOOH THANK GOD THEYRE SAFE THANK YOU NICK LANG BILL YOURE SUCH A GOOD DAD OH GOD SHIT ALICE CHILL OUT ITS JUST A PHONE BABE "SHE KNOWS IM WATCHING HER" I DONT TRUST THAT IS *SHE* POSESSED OR IS THIS JUST TEEN ANGST ALICE UR DAD IS TRYING HIS BEST PLZ CUT HIM SOME SLACK OH MARIAH TURNED HER CAMERA OFF OH DEAR GOD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HAHAH I LOVE LIVE BLOOPS OH MY GOD BLINKY IS TERRIFYING FUCK NO DO NOT GET THAT WIGGLY JUNIOR BILL DONT HOW ??????? OH MARIAH IS BACK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ??????? WHY CANT BILL GET THE MALLET THING DONT TAKE IT YES SMART LAUREN ? SKSKKSS WHAT MADAM IRIS I DO NOT TRUST YOU WHAT ?????? IS THAT ALICE'S PHONE ???? BILL DONT GET SCAMMED OH ITS AN ALL SEEING IPHONE ALICE CHILL PLZ IS HE GONNA DIE ????? PLZ NICK DONT DO THAT ALICE DONT DONT KILL UR DAD 49.95 AGAIN BILL PLZ TRY ANOTHER GAME JAMES DAMN THATS RUTHLESS BILL WHAT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REAL ???????? IT CANT BE ??????? OH ITS NOT REAL ARE THEY MAKING THEM HATE THEIR FAMILIES AND KILL EACH OTHER ?? A TENDER KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM A DEMON HOW NICE GUYS PLZ JUST GO TO THERAPY I BEG U WHAT ARE U GONNA DO BILL? KICK HER HEAD ??????? (SORRY I HAD TO) BLINKY'S FUNHOUSE THAT SOUNDS WARM AND COMFORTING THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF NOT UR SEED FIGHTING IN THE MIRROR PART OF A FUN HOUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD HORROR MOVIE TROPE OH FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WAKE UP OH FUCK PLZ WAKE UP ESCAPE THIS ALIVE YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH OH SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM ISNT SHE ????? SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM I JUST KNOW IT HES AWAKE SHES NOT IS BLINKY GONNA KILL THEM ?? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK I KNEW IT OH HELL YEAH ALICE FUCK IT UP ARE THEY GONNA DROW ?? OH NO OKAY DID THEY SURVIVE ???? IS SHARED TRAUMA GONNA SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SKSKSKKS THEY SURVIVED !!!!!!!!! THANK YOU NICK LANG (AGAIN) WAIT HOW DID SHE GET HER PHONE BACK ? OH MADAM IRIS DID GIVE HER PHONE BACK AWWNNNNNNNN ALICE THIS ONE HAD A HAPPY ENDING YAY WELL IG THE OTHER DID TOO BUT NOT FOR THE CHARACTERS WE KNEW

THIS WAS SO GOOD I LOVER STAKID !!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WISHED I WASNT BROKE SO I COULD PAY FOR THE NEXT ONES KSKSKSKSK WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO DO YOUR REACTIONS FOR THE NEXT ONES !!!

I HEARD GREG AND IT WAS CRAIG SKSKKSSK OOPS

*from this part on is reactions from after the show when starkid was answering questions from the chat*

YEEAAH VOTE FOR BIDEN HELL YEAH STARKID

"THE WITCH IN THE WEB" WEBBY ???????? DO WE GET TO SEE HANNAH AGAIN ?????

A THEORY ON TUMBLR FROM REDDIT ON A INSTAGRAM ACC ON YT OH MY GOD SKSKSKSKKS

THE STORIES ARE CANON !!!!!!!!! THEORIES LETS GO GANG

STARKID FANS WHO CAN DONATE TO STARKID PLZ DO I WISH I COULD DONATE TO THESE TALENTED PPL G O D

I WAS CORRECT IT WAS KONK WITH A K

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE YES!!!!!! WORKING BOYS !!!!

"NICK LANG IS A BOSS"

MARIAH: SAYS FUCK AS ALICE ALSO MARIAH: GEEKED THE *FREAKED* OUT

TIP JAR HAS BEEN OUT FOR 11 YEARS HELL YEAH

HOW TF DO YOU SPELL ZIGGS BTW

OOOHHH THEYRE FAKE THAT MAKES SENSE OK NOT FAKE COMFIRMED BUT PROBABLY FAKE LETS HOPE DEB DIDNT ACTUALLY CHEAT

"WELL I WAS BORN IN 1989" HAHAHAHA

BECKY CLIMBED WHILE RUNNING FROM HER HUSBAND I FEEL LIKE THATS WHAT THATS ABOUT

OH GOODIE I GET TO WATCH THEM LATER IDK WHEN BUT AT LEAST IK SOMEDAY

BLINKY VS WIGGLY

OH CMON NICK I WANTED TO KNOW ;-;

THIS WAS SO NICE I MISSED THEM ;-;

#starkid #team starkid #nightmare time #zoom #starkid show #blinky #hatchfield #starkid fandom #live reaction #starkid live reaction

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dangermousie · 4 years ago

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When he does that obeisance to her down to the ground, like the humblest subject to a monarch and then strides off, screaming to get on the horses, because he knows he is about to lose it, and she runs after...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

The thing is, as I said, I get why he can’t take her along or even ask her to wait for him, and it is not because he does not love her. Long before he told the ghost of the shaman about how much he loved her, it is evident to anyone with eyes. It is just so Asule to love without expecting anything in return and to not try to hold on to anything when it is safer/better for that person to be let go.

He has no expectations/hopes of her, he just loves her.

But she is the potential empress and she was willing to give it all up for him but he left.

This drama is basically living the principle, that love is not enough. It was not enough for Ji Ye and Yu Ran, who will love each other forever but couldn’t be together. And it was not enough for Asule and Xiao Zhou, even though she literally restored his soul to him and he loved her with that quiet unwavering steadfastness that is the basis of his nature. Because the whole point of this story is that the world is horrible and cruel and more important than anything and stops for nobody.

(The one character who chose love over protecting the world or any other unselfish goal is, ironically, Xiao Zhou’s father. Which is why he and the ruler of Chuwei are the only couple left standing at the end. I mean, Ji Ye would have picked it, but he was more willing to do what Yu Ran wanted even if it broke his heart than to do what his heart wanted.)

#cdrama #liu haoran #novoland eagle flag

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captainillogical · 5 years ago

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Devil’s Ballroom ch.2

A year after the events from the earth’s final attack, Little Homeworld is finally complete, and there’s a new jazz bar where gems and humans mingle and drink. - As you’re typing back a reply, someone pulls the stool out next to you and takes a seat. You see a sliver of pink out of the corner of your eye as you try not to actually Look. Oh god. It’s her. God can’t help us now.

Spinel/Reader

collab with wife @firstofficertightpants

The place actually happened to be like, right on the edge of Little Homeworld. Outside had full glass windows, tall, that reached the ceiling. Inside the lighting was dim, and a bit smokey. You figured it looked alright enough to head in, and gave the bouncer your ID. He nodded and you walked in. It smelt of cigars, and of cinnamon, and it wasn’t entirely unpleasant. A pretty woman in a low-cut red dress was playing the piano on the stage, and it was some contemporary jazz piece. The low murmur of people talking filled the air in between the swells of music, and the place actually seemed busy with people and even gems enjoying themselves. You liked the vibe. It was.. comfortable. At ease. You looked over at the bar, rather than any of the tables, and saw a spot near the end. Perfect. Right by the bathroom. You headed over and plopped down on the stool. There were three empty at the end, so you took the one in the middle, which had the best view of the stage from back here.

While waiting for the bartender to come back down this side, you took the chance to look at the people around you. A couple familiar faces.. small town you know? And some new ones. New gems too. You can see Mr. Fryman sitting at a table with Kofi and Nanefua, and they look like they’re playing poker. You try not to snicker since Kofi looks absolutely blasted, and Mr. Fryman is cursing up a storm because Nanefua is clearly winning. You see her wink at Mr. Fryman. You suspect a rigged game.

Your phone chimes a couple times. You pull it out of your bag, and check to see who’s bothering you. Ah. The group chat.

Alex: ughhh you guys my gmas killing me

Alex: no seriously mexico fucking blows rn

Alex: i cant step outside without feeling like my balls are melting off my body

Alex: and my brother won’t stop listening to the book of mormon soundtrack

Alex: im going insane

Your friends are so melodramatic. You type out a couple of replies.

Y/N: You should be used to mexican summers by now, you go every year.

Y/N: And for the record, your brother is valid. Book of Mormon slaps.

Alex: what the fuck youre supposed to be on my side u ass

Alex: i thought our special thing was wicked. OUR SPECIAL THING, Y/N

Y/N: I’m allowed to like multiple things. Including musicals.

Alex: never. fuck you. also what are you even doing rn come play minecraft with me

Y/N: Yeah as much as I’d like to, I can’t.

“Y/N! So you finally came to see what this place is all about! What can I get ya?” you hear a familiar voice ask. Turning around to face the voice, you see Bismuth wearing her usual overalls and a rather nice looking bow tie.

“Hey Bis, how’s it going? I like what you’ve done with the place. It’s nice. And uh, I’ll just take a hard cider for now.” You smile at her and set your phone down for a minute.

“Thank you! After we finished Little Homeworld, I had to find something else to focus on in my down time.” She explains while grabbing your drink from the fridge under her side of the bar, and opens it. “So tell me,” She sits the drink in front of you and leans on the counter. “What brings you out here today?”

You take a rather long sip from your drink before meeting the large gems eyes. On the stage, a tall, beardy man replaces the woman that just finished her piece. He immediately starts this jaunty, irish tune. He’s singing loudly, and it’s not bad. A couple of people are clapping to the tune.

“I just really needed to get out.” You replied, taking another sip from your drink. “I was kinda hoping I’d meet someone new, maybe get another friend to hang out with, since my friends wanted to ditch me this summer.” As you’re saying this, more people join the clapping. It’s getting a bit rowdy. “Or maybe at least get drunk enough to forget how lonely I feel.” You add, shrugging.

“Well, I can supply the drinks, and at least a bit of company.” Bismuth winks, and turns to the patron 6 seats up waving her over.

You check your phone again, and there’s more from Alex. AND Harper? She must still have phone service wherever she’s at. Alex: what are u fuckin doin that so important that u cant play minecraft with ur best friend

Harper: yeah, Y/N. the heck. Also alex, get lost, she’s MY best friend bitch

Alex: u had ur chances but u left us so we’re a duo now. u can go

Harper: excuse me!? I WILL end you.

Y/N: Oh my god, chill. I’m just out right now, so I can’t okay?

Y/N: And nice of you to join us, Harper.

Harper: fuck you I miss you okay. And I miss constant wifi :(

Alex: OUT!? What do you mean OUT. its night. u play games with ME during this time

Alex: for real what the fuck are you doing

Harper: yeah, you don’t go out without us. Wtf are you doing?

Y/N: I’m at a bar!! Alex: WHAT

Alex: dont tell me its the one place that just opened

Alex: Y/N do NOT betray me you TOLD ME you were gonna go with me!!

Y/N: I was. But I was also bored and you’re both gone, soooo.

Alex: wow

Alex: i cant believe youve done this to me

Harper: hmmm. ;)

Harper: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

Y/N: What.

Harper: you tryin to find girls again?

Harper: like that one time you went to empire city just to peruse the mall?

Alex: LMAOOOOO

Y/N: No.

Alex: LMAOOOO Y/N GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND A GF LOLL

Y/N: I’m not trying to find a girlfriend you fucks. Christ.

Y/N: Also Alex, you’re one to talk. You can’t KEEP a girlfriend.

Alex: ur just mad i have a passionate and intimate relationship w/ my hand

Y/N: And it will probably stay that way.

Y/N: Besides, so far, no one cute here. So it’s a bust.

Harper: a bust. Lmfao u just outed yourself :)

Y/N: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

You put your phone down before seeing whatever Alex attempts to reply back with. It sounds like the current boisterous song is coming to a close, and really, most of the people here are clapping along with this guy. It’s fun. And despite the playful ribbing from your shit-talking friends, you’re starting to have a nice time. You finish your drink, and nod over to Bismuth who catches your eye and nods back. You look over onto the stage, the man having cleared the piano, and see Lapis wiping down the piano and seat. Guess he spilled his drink while playing. Lapis, unlike Bismuth, actually dressed up a bit for the job. Her hair was pulled in a cute, small bun, and she was wearing what looks like a tailored tux with no jacket. The vest fit her quite well. She seemed.. happy. Good for her.

No one had taken up the stage again yet, but the place was still lively with chatter. You see someone out of the corner of your eye move towards the stage, but Bismuth comes over again so you tear your gaze away.

“Another cider? Or do you want something else this time, Y/N? She asks, cleaning a glass with a rag, and moves on to the next one.

“Ehh, yeah, give me another cider.” You say as you pull out your phone again. Bismuth sets down the drink in front of you.

Harper: what a goddamn disaster. she got that from me i think

Alex: no, youre both disasters separately

Y/N: Fuck you guys. Give me a break.

You hear the piano start to play again, and someone pulling the mic forward. You look up to see pink hair.. And someone kind of familiar. She’s wearing black slacks, a white collared shirt, and suspenders. The shirt is partially open, and you see part of a pink gem showing through on her chest. It looks like she’s got mascara running down her face.

And then.. she starts to sing.

It’s lovely. It’s slow and a bit sad, but she seems to be enjoying herself. She’s definitely done this before. Quite a few of the people around quiet down some, so you can hear her pretty clearly. You drink some, and text your friends.

Y/N: Guys, I lied. There’s a cute gem here who can sing.

Alex: holy fuk

Alex: what

Y/N: She looks kind of familiar though? I can’t quite place it though.

Harper: dude theres like near 100 gems now in little homeworld lol

Harper: you’ve probs seen most in passing? :P

Alex: are you serious Y/N? cant flirt with human women so u turn to aliens? lmfao

Y/N: Ohhhhh my god. Die.

The gem on stage sings the chorus with gusto - man she’s really getting into this. You’re kind of taken a bit with her performance. It just pulls you. But also.. She really seems familiar now and it’s bothering you.

Y/N: No I’m serious she seems really familiar and not in that In Passing kind of way.

Harper: what does she look like?

Alex: yeah a description would be nice

Harper: TAKE A PIC

Alex: holy shit YES

Y/N: I can’t take a pic. She’s too far away, it’ll be blurry.

Alex: literally just zoom in lord almighty

Y/N: Okay. Hold on a sec.

You turn on your camera app, and face the stage. Looks like the gem is actually finishing up her song. Perfect, you’ll snap a pic once she stands up. She finishes, and most of the people are clapping for her. You zoom in, and it’s grainy, but decent enough to make out most of her. You snap the pic.

The flash was on.

A couple people turn to look at you, and you try turning away quickly, horrified, and see the gem looking in your direction before walking off into the crowd of people. You cannot imagine a worse scenario.

Y/N: FUCK FUCCCCKKKKKK.

Y/N: (image sent)

Y/N: I GOT YOUR FUCKING PIC BUT THE FLASH IS ON.

Y/N: I’M PRETTY SURE SHE SAW THAT IT WAS ME THAT TOOK THE PIC.

With shaking hands, you take another sip of your drink and wait for a reply. Why is life like this.

Harper: uh.

Harper: ummm.

Alex: wait

Alex: one fucking second

Y/N: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU CARING ABOUT MY PLIGHT.

Y/N: I’M TRYING NOT TO COMBUST ON THE SPOT HERE.

Alex: shut up for one second

Alex: harper isnt that

Harper: uhh. yeah i think so.

Y/N: WHAT!? WHO IS IT. WHY DOES THAT MATTER AT THIS POINT.

Alex: lmao i cant believe i have to tell u this

Alex: bitch do u remember that shit that happened last summer

Alex: where half the town almost died from that gem shit

Alex: that’s her Alex: that’s the bitch who almost killed like, the entire planet

Harper: you know that night your dad almost died??

As you’re typing back a reply, someone pulls the stool out next to you and takes a seat. You see a sliver of pink out of the corner of your eye as you try not to actually Look. Oh god. It’s her. God can’t help us now.

#spinel #spinel x reader #spinel su #steven universe #spinel self insert #my fic #devils ballroom

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askthedespairkids · 5 years ago

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It’s Only A Title

...........If that’s your answer...*She hits Mahiru with the barrel of her weapon and knocks her out* I don’t want any distractions.

You planning on having an unfair fight with that thing on?

I may be a despair, but I’m still a Yakuza, first and foremost. *She takes off the weapon and pulls out two knives and throws one to Fuyuhiko* Simple and direct. The Kuzuryuu way.

Y’know, I really didn’t want it to come to this. *He picks up the knife.* You’re such a fuckin’ psycho I got no choice though.

.....yeah. No choice. *She rushes at Fuyuhiko and slashes at him*

Heh. *He side-steps and goes for her arm*

*She meets his attack and kicks Fuyuhiko away, putting some distance between them*

*He goes in for another attack but feints and kicks Natsumi in the stomach*

Kh! *She stumbles and falls to her knees* Son of a....

First chance to give u-

*She suddenly moves up and slashes twice. The first one knocks Fuyuhiko’s knife out of his hand, the second goes across his stomach*

Gh! F-fuck! *He falls back onto the ground as Natsumi looms over him*

.....geez. You were the Ultimate Yazuka and look at you. Such a massive injury so quickly....so pathetic.

N....Natsumi.....!

It shoulda been me after all. Yet they picked you. Or maybe you were right at the time and just got soft over these years I wasn’t around...who knows. All I know is that it’s kinda insulting for you to die so easily. My brother would never let his guard down like you did....

Heh...but I guess I don’t have to worry about my feelings if you’re not my brother anymore, do I?

...................

Whatever. *She raises her knife* This is the end

Bye Fuyuhiko-

*A grotesque sound of crunches and ripping echos throughout the rooftop and blood begins to spray from the stump where Natsumi’s right arm was not a second ago*

................eh...?

Wh.....WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!!!!!

*Standing behind Natsumi, holding onto Natsumi’s vacuum weapon* .....I....F-Fuyuhiko.....!

#The Returning Arc #Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu #Natsumi Kuzuryuu #Mahiru Koizumi #DR

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sharethisgemwithme · 6 years ago

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“Change Your Mind” instant reaction

As always, my first watch is without pausing or rewinding. The stopwatch for part one starts as close to "We..." as possible (assuming we get a standard intro). As this is a single episode, I'll pause the clock during commercial breaks and try to gather my thoughts, then post the whole thing in one block.

As the episode just aired, and this is quite lengthy, parts 2-4 are behind a cut. I’m gonna go through and re-proofread after posting.

0:00 - LET THE BATTLE OF HEART AND MIND BEGIN. I don't expect a standard episode title card, more likely something like they did for "Bismuth". 0:03 - WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY! 0:21 - OK, title card. And the litany of boarders. 0:34 - Wake up, Pink Lasagna. 0:44 - "Oh right, prison." Exactly what I would have sarcastically typed. 0:58 - Umm, where is she? 1:11 - You didn't send her to the zoo, did you? 1:24 - What the hell? 1:38 - That's a weird looking pebble. Even for the pebbles. 1:48 - Oh. Shit. flashback? 2:04 - She's gonna take away your pearl. That's gonna become White Pearl? 2:28 - Everything goes in circles. 2:39 - Another terrible nightmare. Enjoy eternity spent in prison. 2:55 - Yep. Everything goes in circles, alright. 3:06 - Connie, you are probably not gonna help the situation right now. 3:25 - Ok. "I'm sorry." 3:29 - Or not. 3:38 - Bunches of tears. 3:49 - This is not gonna make her any happier. 4:09 - It has warped him into thinking that fusion is okay. Which is not a bad thing. 4:32 - Oof. 4:46 - You did. A lot. Enough to make her run away and pretend she was gone forever. 5:04 - "This is why you left, isn't it?" Pretty much. 5:10 - I think we're about to get a song... 5:35 - I don't know we're ready to get you home. 5:45 - MEAL TIME. 6:08 - Good luck with that. 6:25 - Busted. 6:42 - "She prefers to be called Steven." Wow. Close enough. 7:06 - Diamond on diamond violence. 7:24 - This is a good distraction. 7:38 - That's a lot of shards in bubbles in the background there. 7:50 - I saw four gems there. 8:00 - They're not ready to reform yet! 8:08 - You've already done that. Yep, just like Blue just said. 8:20 - But Yellow can't admit that she's hurtng. 8:34 - Yellow trying to fuckin' kill Blue here. 8:59 - It's been only 100 something episodes since that hot dog line came up. I'm glad Yellow was like "WTF does that even mean?" 9:21 - You'd think these bridges would be a bit sturdier. 9:29 - "I'm not." 9:45 - RUN FOR IT. 9:58 - Makes sense. The harder the hit, the longer the recovery. 10:17 - Yeah, this isn't gonna work. 10:29 - Time for white to say her line from the promo. "You're not going anywhere." 10:35 - I mean that was kinda obvious, but... called it. 10:58 - White Pearl, you are freaky as all hell.

OK, so Steven and Connie have retrieved the physical gems, and have Blue and Yellow on their side, but 3 on 1 might not be enough for a fair fight.

11:00 - Start of Act 2. 11:15 - Go to your rooms. All three of you. 11:29 - Was that pun really necessary, Connie? 11:44 - And here comes Bismuth! 11:55 - They look like they're lying, even though we know they aren't. 12:14 - Boom, what a knockout. 12:22 - Bismuth's piloting one of them. 12:32 - I guess Peri's piloting the other one, if she's woken up. 12:45 - Damn, those are some fancy outfits 12:52 - Lapis... almost has a star. 13:00 - Good thing you fixed it. 13:20 - One of these days Steven will learn how to GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU CAN. 13:45 - At least put the gems somewhere safe! 14:07 - And White won't admit it. 14:14 - Connie's motif. Always pretty. 14:25 - Remember when Dr. Maheswaren was used as a proxy for Yellow? 14:55 - She called him Steven! 15:08 - FORM VOLTRON! 15:20 - It's about time we found out why the diamond ships form a full body. 15:55 - Id on't know what they'd actually want to say, though. 16:02 - I took over a lot of worlds, and I don't get enough credit for that. 16:25 - So many geology puns there. 16:30 - I'm not sure that's the kind of conversation Steven was really looking for, though. 16:51 - Peridot's visor is too wonky IMO. 17:00 - Let us all into our head. That might be a bit too literal. 17:!2 - WHAT THE FUCK. 17:19 - WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK. 17:28 - NOT OKAY. 17:36 - AGAIN, HOW ABOUT WE GET THE FUCK OUT AND REGROUP? 17:50 - Goddammit, Steven. I told you to put those somewhere safer than IN YOUR HANDS. Don't you have pockets?! 18:28 - What? That's a bit weird. 18:36 - Is that how he's gonna get the other ones back also?! 18:54 - "Owl be fine.” NICE. 19:04 - WE'RE REALLY DOING THIS!!! 19:15 - Whose voice is that? 19:28 - Luckily this chasm is fuckin' infinite. 19:59 - OH HELL YES WE DOING THIS ALRIGHT! 20:07 - Or maybe not just yet.

Holy shit all the new fusions and forms, fuck yeah everything. But we didn't even get a name or appearance for Steven + Garnet before they got stomped on by a diamond ship.

20:15 - Start of Act 3. 20:19 - So much for a chance to collect my thoughts first. 20:29 - "You better step off." "Chillax my dudes." 20:41 - Sunstone. Wow. 20:48 - I feel like I should be able to place this voice, but I can't. 21:12 - Fourth wall breaking. Just like on the bingo card. 21:25 - Bungacowa. That's Amethyst's line! 21:38 - What the hell is even happening now? 21:58 - That didn't work. 22:02 - Another wonky visor. 22:10 - Obsidian? 22:14 - OBSIDIAN! 22:20 - You might wanna hurry this dance up. 22:38 - Gonna look like the temple fusion? 22:58 - YEP. Even though I question the chronology of that. 23:11 - Huge is a relative term. 23:25 - Yeah, it's about time the B team started doing something down here. 23:49 - Peridot, shut up before you get smacked in the face again. 24:02 - Try to be a little more stable when you got a human holding on for dear life. 24:22 - Oof, they took a hit. 24:39 - Bismuth's suit is metal. That should be good enough. 24:48 - Fuckin' ow. 24:52 - Connie. Where's Connie? 24:58 - Whew. 25:05 - "I've got this." The hell you do, Connie. 25:19 - If you're Voltron, then why am I the one forming blazing sword? 25:40 - Gem script decoders, get to work. 25:59 - They fell apart. But now they've got a way in. 26:15 - Save Connie! 26:24 - Never mind, she's okay. 26:40 - Oh this is creepy as all fuck. All three of them with one voice. 27:07 - So why didn't White zap Steven or any of the true rebels? 27:39 - Amethyst is me. As usual. 27:51 - Why did I have to ask that? 28:02 - Yeah, and it's plenty, Amethyst. 28:11 - GET OUT OF THE WAY, DAMMIT. 28:24 - This is not going well. 28:32 - And now they're all devoid of color. 28:55 - That was a middle finger, just sayin'. 29:09 - Oh good we got the 360 degree head spin just for kicks. 29:35 - She's not often told that she's wrong. 29:47 - "Because you are also flawed."? 30:07 - That's a creepy laugh. On top of all the other creepy shit. 30:20 - Connie, be careful. 30:33 - The student faces the teacher. 30:58 - Please make it stop. 31:15 - You've gotta say something more than just "You're wrong." 31:28 - That picture did seem a bit weird. 31:53 - We know that he's part gem. That doesn't mean he's the same person. 32:15 - And one more commercial break? 32:30 - Oh don't you dare. 32:49 - FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. WE ALWAYS WORRIED THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

"Three Gems", "Bubbled", and I'm sure one or two other episodes teased the idea of what would happen if Steven's gem was removed. Well we're about to find out, I guess. Shit.

33:00 - Start of Act 4. 33:05 - Oh wow, a two-part vision? 33:19 - This is freaky. 33:32 - Shit, I wasn't looking at all the forms. 33:45 - Yikes. 33:49 - No one's quite sure what to say. 33:59 - Are they gonna talk together? I guess not. 34:15 - That's some hardcore yelling from Pink Steven. 34:35 - Merge with him. Please. 34:42 - Fuck, Connie got strong. 34:52 - It's not a real thing. You can't zap him. 35:10 - Or something like that. 35:21 - Luckily he's got a 360 shield. 35:40 - What does this mean? 35:50 - Flesh Steven is in so much pain. 36:02 - 'Cause it's funny how much you suck. 36:19 - He's back! 36:40 - White is losing her shit. She's the one having the tantrum. 36:54 - Oh, her imperfections are showing. And now there's color in the world again! 37:13 - I don't think you're in control anymore. 37:25 - And where's the original Pink Pearl? 37:33 - Show us the original pink pearl. 37:39 - Read the room, guys. 37:55 - There she is! 38:02 - Still wondering what the deal is with her eye. 38:14 - OH FUCK, THAT'S WHY SHE SHINE SO BRIGHT, SO THAT NO ONE CAN SEE HER SHADING. 38:30 - We're all who we are. 38:38 - Why don't you let yourself just be whoever you are! 38:45 - You been doing a shit job of making everything better so far, White. 38:59 - And we're glad they left Greg behind. 39:12 - Sadie's singing Greg's greatest hit! 39:25 - IT'S BEACHAPALOOZA. 39:38 - Greg's gonna break into tears. And then some. 39:47 -- Ronaldo's face! 39:55 - PERFECT TIMING, LARS! 40:12 -Or maybe not, Rhodonite, but it's okay. 40:29 - Yeah, they know who the Diamonds are. 40:44 - You're kin with each other now. 40:55 - Oh god, Padparascha. 41:02 - "Lars isn't going to know what to say." Oh god, I laughed. 41:18 - How long has it been since we had a nice star wipe ending? 41:39 - I think that counts as a hot pink limousine. 41:56 - Ronaldo already pissing off Lars. 42:20 - We're healing everybody!!!! 42:42 - New verse for the "WATCG"! 43:02 - JASPER! 43:15 - Someone's gonna have to explain something to Jasper. 43:36 - So... where the hell do we go from here? 43:52 - Like, seriously. What in the hell can the next episode possibly be? 44:45 - Eh. I'm not sure how I feel about that last song. 45:00 - Movie promo! 45:10 - COMING THIS FALL.

And... we got the credits from "We Need to Talk" for some reason. Okay then. No credit notes tonight, I suppose.

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