#roflmayo

[jamie2ezlane-blog]

This is by far my best work, it is totally candid, real and fucking gloriously funny oh my fucking god, i just totally lose my mind talking to this guy, im like eating and making coffee and smoking cigarettes whilst shameless and with no guilt or mercy, berating the guy, he is chinese, he is my friend, he is an artist and talent musician and great philosopher just to say the least about him like give him some fucking credit for taking so much verbal punishment and diarhea from my careless mouth fuck sakes its so funny you have to sit or at least fast forward to like the middle mark or 62% or something he actaully makes me really happy when i mock him, like so fucking happy when i am screaming my raging hatred at him god DAMN ITS FUNNY! LIKE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY TAKE LIKE TWENTY FUCKING SECONDS OF YOUR SHIT CUNT WASTED LIFE TIME TO FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT ITS LIKE A BIT FOR ME TO DEAL WITH HIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST LOL ITS SO MADDENINGLY FUNNY!!!! the amount of FUCKING EFFORT I PUT IN to trying to understand this 'CURSED BY THE GODDESS HERSELF' fucking retarded, even somehow more retarded than some sort of early protocell possibly emerging 3.8–4 billion years ago, DUMB ARSE FUCKING LAZY UNEMPLOYABLE DREAMLESS UNABLE TO EVEN SET A FUCKING GOAL!! FUCKING!!! shit now im laughing hysterically after having another migraine SHIT!!! LET ME FUCKING TAKE A FEW BREATHS HERE GOD DAMN IT!!!! FUCK!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! OKay, i need a cigarette wait let me light one.................................okay........one puff...............three more puffs........hold..................KEEP FUCKING HOLDING SHIT!!!!!!! DAMN IT I AM DYING OF INTENSE CONFLICT OF EMOTION FUCKING HELL HE HAS ALREADY GONE HOME LIKE HOURS AGO AND HE IS STILL SOMEHOW MAYBE PSYCHICLY WITH HIS STUPID SUPERNATURAL POWER FUCKEN GOD DAMN IT!!!!!! FUCK I NEED TO FINISH THIS COMMENT FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!! Okay.....i am calming down using ancient samoan knowledge.......whew......WOAH!!!!........okay....where was i? Oh yeah, his lack of awareness, logic, sense of reality and well, humanity of course. He is like some sort of mistake of life from an alternate dimension where life never even BEGAN!!!! He just FUCKING ESCAPED THAT ONE AND GOT INTO THIS ONE BY PURE DUMB FUCKING LUCK!!!!! LUCK!!!!! CHANCE AND PROBABILITY!!!! FUCKING HELL!!!!!! SOMEONE KILL THIS actually i love him please dont harm him he is really sweet and kind but just too stupid to actually exert any sort of kind action upon REALITY!!!!! Look he can sing and play guitar and draw and paint and write whatever, he makes jokes constantly all day to every stranger crossing his path he is quite like, strangely capable of socializing yet some how, like he just manipulates the fuck out of me and just acts dumb but i always wonder you know, is he aware of himself? Is he actually alive? like AT ALL?

[ireallyreallyreallylikedogs-blog]

Roflmayo.

Roflmayo. A phrase of delicacy. A revelation of sincerity. A pure thought of hope, belief, trust. Roflmayo. Roflmayo! Even God falls to his knees before it, kissing it's very feet and begging for mercy, begging for its wisdom. And how, one may ask, was it discovered. A discovery higher than gold itself higher than the moon. Higher, than the discovery of neanderthals. Roflmayo. Take out your very callused palms and hold the cup of this treasure let it run through your fingers. Hold it precious to your soul  just as water in a long,  endless desert. Roflmayo! Deciphered on the stairs of wholesomeness,  powerful enough to stop an army of vengeful unicorns who lost their marbles But who cares about unicorns, when you have Roflmayo, to think about! To dream about, To ponder about, to philosophize about, to fantasize about... Roflmayo. A laugh, A condiment, A noise, A creation of egg and oil... Roflmayo