#LET'S GOO BITCHES!

[demi-rxndxm-stxff]

WHY THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

So apparently Zestial voice actor kind of confirmed that Zestial may have feelings for Carmilla, like 2 weeks ago?! I use YouTube shorts like tiktok, how in the hellaverse did I not come across?! And I hate peopel in the commnts saying he's a "father figure" to Carmilla or some shit. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOO! I FEEL SO EUPHORIC FOR NO REASON!!

[curlzformetal]

I love booping the shit out of people w the black paw badges bc I know we were both in the trenches of Boop War 1, and we WON. now, I have inboxes to ruin and hell to raze. godspeed, soldiers.

[goldrogerstits]

yasopp number 1 hater‼️🗣️

[firelise]

Theater gay love triangle yuri save me, save me theater gay love triangle yuri

[mads-aka-mirror]

WWDITS s5 spoilers under the cut

Not Laszlo being like. The only one to notice something off with Guillermo.

Not Laszlo caring to investigate it. Not him plotting to help save Guillermo's ass. Not the angry "well you're FUCKED then," at the very end.

Careful, Laszlo. Almost sounds like you might actually care about Gizmo or somethin'.

[jonathanbyersphd]

S1 Nancy would've punched Jason (yes I'm still thinking about it)

[blushinggoku]

Been watching some dbs related videos and I'm sosoo glad I gave up on that anime because oh my god the story gets worse with every arc. Wtf are they even doing anymore

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Me rewatching SaB season 1 and getting to the part where Kaz vs Darkling:

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

The sheer horror of having to wear shoes that are crumbling like a burnt cookie as you walk around for an eight hour workday. I felt as if I was the idol in King Nebuchadnezzar’s dream with clay and iron feet— as if a giant meteor might just come by and break my shitty shoes apart for good.

[hiding-in-the-shadows]

Ive been a ghost the past few months but I’m back bitches

MOTIVATION… ASSEMBLE

(But like imagine it as ‘avengers assemble’ yknow that ok never mind)

[b-r-i-n-g-x]

LETS GO GAYS LETS GO

Been having a bit of a rough day today so I drew my new comfort ship.

Was also debating about writing a oneshot of 4 and Aster flirting with 3 while he’s working at the cafe and they’re kinda having a friendly competition to see who can fluster 3 more, but idk (but only if you’re ok with it Shay ^-^)

But yeah, SMG4 is very amused by his partners’ attitudes.

They’re my new comfort ship. I love these three sm.

And if there are any people out there hating on this ship, cry harder ig /silly

Aster belongs to @shygirl4991 and designed by @b-r-i-n-g-x

[verstarppen]

haiii plz ignore this if your requests are closed 🙇🏻‍♀️ but I'm begging you to give us george who's totally in love with someone from the camera crew and the drivers start making fun of him for it but it's all fluff ♥️

summary; mercedes have a strict policy regarding office romance, but that can't stop Totally Spies because they can't read

pairing; george russell x fem! camera operator! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; im so sorry if this isn't as funny as usual im rusted and dusted from exam season anyway HERE WE GOOO HERE WE GOOO ON A MISSION UNDERCOVER AND WE'RE IN CONTROL HERE WE GOO HERE WE GOOO WE'RE TOTALLY SPIES SO WE'LL GET ON WITH THE SHOW

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alex_albon He's going to look back at this post and curse my entire bloodline isn't he

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georgerussell63 Alright then, what's all this about

alex_albon It'll all be revealed in time... georgerussell63 Your old wizard impression is serving

scuderiayummy the f1 gc must be booming rn bc what does this even mean, alexander.

charlielecunt If I see "breaking news: george russell found dead in a ditch" in 30 mins I'm gonna lose it

pierreleftsock "time to take george to football, live up the bugatti weeee"

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georgerussell63 I won in the name of the people

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miss.sainz55 this is better than 95% of the enemies to lovers books i've read

typicallyleclerc what happened to the original plot of the movie

applenorizz bitches be like "can't stand her fake ass" 10 minutes later "me and the bestie"

landonorris i feel the urge to bash your head in a wall

georgerussell63 Digital footprint

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ynusername on a mission undercover and we're in control

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36rg Alexa, play "They Don't Know About Us" by One Direction

ynusername THEY DON'T KNOW HOW SPECIAL YOU AREEEE

britney_alex_clover Now all you have to do is avoid being spotted together by the public eye, your boss, all of your friends, your family and also the entire human population

britney_alex_clover also please stop flirting on promo vid sets that shit is cringe as fuck britney_alex_clover I find it adorable britney_alex_clover no one cares what u think charles britney_alex_clover Wow. britney_alex_clover Guys britney_alex_clover Sorry britney_alex_clover Hello 👋 britney_alex_clover alright who let maximilian in 36rg Who let any of you menaces in britney_alex_clover careful loverboy, i've got HR on the phone 36rg And I know what you did with the trophy after Vegas britney_alex_clover OKAYYYY LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN britney_alex_clover what the fuck 36rg Eyes and ears everywhere, Norris britney_alex_clover Wait, is that why I still can't get it to light up? Did you break another one??? britney_alex_clover can someone ban max off this account thank you

britney_alex_clover and while you're at it can you tell the trophy company to start making trophies that look less edible

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

blog taglist: @coffeehurricanes @iifloweringnightsii @jsjcue @lanando4 @fastcarsandshit @christianpulisic10 @allygatcr @marshmummy @ravisinghs-wife  (happy race week everyoneee im so glad to be back)

[lewisvinga]

favorite girls | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he!

summary; after y/n says a special fact about her relationship with alex and lily, everyone seems to misinterpret it as her getting in between their relationship. luckily, her boyfriend, girlfriend, and their grid friends are always there to defend her.

fc; emilia mernes

warnings; slut shaming, cursing

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs

note; requested ! i love me some alex n lily

masterlist !

liked by yourusername, lilymhe, and others!

alex_albon: my favorite girls. both of them, always and forever. ( p.s. lily and i made the FIRST move before she realized we loved her after manyyyyy hints and tries )

tagged; yourusername, lilymhe

lilymhe: y/n is such a pretty angel then you added a pic of me in pjs and w my dino

alex_albon: ‘that’s my y/n dino i can’t leave her🥺🥺’

yourusername: AWE LILSSSS

lilymhe:we gave her so many hints and it wasn’t until we kissed her that she finally realized 🕊️🕊️

alex_albon: she’s so stupidly cute 😞😞

yourusername: to be fair, lily is just super affectionate and alex is flirty without trying , how was i supposed to know🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

landonorris: when drunk alex and lily kept ranting to me about how much they love you while you were right next to me???

yourusername: i too was tipsy , norris !

yourusername: love u both sm💖💖 my fave ppl in the whole wide world 🥹🫶

alex_albon: love you both so much too❤️

lilymhe: AWEE I LOVE YOUU BOTH🥹

username: now i see why y/n said lily is like a puppy

username: #y/ndefenderuntildeath liked by alex_albon & lilymhe!

username: they’re so goals

username: the way they both pulled a bad bitch like y/n really had y’all questioning if they made the first move or not 😭

username: y/n honestly has looked happier ever since dating them! and even her aesthetic has been sm more colorful!

username: my parents 😖

landonorris: love u guys n all but u guys are gross

yourusername: aweee landooo ( ignoring the last part )

alex_albon: he’s just jealous i have 2 pretty gfs and he has none!

landonorris: LEAVE ME ALONE

username: lily and y/n give me a gay panic

username: idk if i wanna be them or be with them

username: u guys need a fourth?? or a dog??? or a cat??😁😁

username: i still don’t like y/n. she gives me such an ick. swear she just ruined their relationship.

landonorris: well you give me the ick but you don’t see me commenting on your posts! y/n has made lily and alex very happy, so please fuck off.

georgerussell63: y/n is such a sweet girl, ask carmen, or literally anyone else on the grid! she’s loved by all of us and most importantly, alex and lily love her. frankly, your opinion doesn’t matter!

charles_leclerc: we don’t know you so it seems like your comment is irrelevant 😊😊😊 you clearly don’t know alex or lily well enough to know how happy they are with her! keep your irrelevant opinions to yourself next time 😁

lilymhe: yeah, what they said!

yourusername: awh, my boyfriends boyfriends are so nice 🩷

alex_albon: gross lando isn’t my boyfriend

landonorris: u know u want to baby😘😘

alex_albon: stay away from me norizz ❌

georgerussell63: so i’m your bf? 😦

charles_leclerc: and me?😧

lilymhe: that makes carmen and alexandra our gfs LETS GOOO🙌🙌

carmenmmundt: LETS GOO🤗

alexandrasaintmleux: GIRLIES FTW🎉🎉🎉

yourusername: i like this comment thread 😊

[hanasnx]

MINORS DNI 18+

Something about ARKHAM KNIGHT’s crude lack of filter. Talking shit like, “When are you gonna let me fuck that cunt?” That cunt. Ignoring the rest of the plethora of maladies littered in that statement, calling your pussy “that” followed by its brashest name had you rubbing your legs together. Shit like that makes you promise him it’s his to fuck, whenever he wants, it’s his cunt.

He doesn’t care what he calls you in front of his men. Seasoned and trained, his personal militia are simply an audience to him to witness how poorly he treats you. “Quit acting like a bitch.” he tells you, showing your face to himself by grabbing harsh hold of your jaw, twisting you around until you jerk out of it and shove him. It earns him whistles, and jeers from his men, urging him to “put you in your place.” He turns the gun on them, quicker than blinking. “Wanna run that by me again?” he demands, and you flinch from his raised voice, the technological enhancement grating your ears.

He’ll snicker when he says, “Oh yeah, baby, get fuckin’ nasty with it.” in a heinous little purr, congratulating you with his dick batting your cheek. Every square inch of your face glossed in a mix of saliva and cum goo, strung in your lashes and dripping down your chin. Your throat is thick from being fucked, and you can only grin up at him, flinching every time his fat cock drums against your face, splashing fluids and stringing them along his shaft every time it’s lifted. “Keep those hands behind your back.” An order you heed, crossing your wrists over one another so you won’t be tempted to brace on his thighs or jack him off. A big palm fastens behind your head, and keeps you where he wants you as he starts to rut. His frosted dick rubs back and forth along the length of your face, pushing his hips forward until his balls bump your chin. There’s an added edge to his pleasure seeing you let him use you like this, humping your head. “Hold on, baby,” he tells you when you open your mouth instinctively to take him. “I really like dicks on faces.”

He’ll tell you he wants to “fuck your skull” and “bruise your cervix” and to “stop being a bitch” when you refuse to put out. And it shouldn’t make you spread your legs but it does.

[thuganomxcs]

━━   ❝   𝐘𝐮-𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢..   ❞  He spoke weakly, brown eyes looking up to see his beloved..or at least a blurred form of her. He was far too weak to focus..the form took far too much energy from him, and there’s no telling what havoc he’s caused whilst he was out, once the sun shines there will be a special news report of what transpired during the hours of his absence. There were already neighbors in a panic, circling the neighborhood, the minority wield guns and the majority held bladed weapons or blunt weapons. These people, were afraid but most of them knew they couldn’t depend on the police for EVERYTHING, so they took the safety of their fellow neighbors into their own hands.

“Compared t’ my training…this was a cakewalk…ha, dogwalk..” A light chuckle left his lips as his little pun, before he caught a rather horrible taste in his mouth..that familiar iron..it only now made him noticed that he was nude before her, his hands and chest stained in blood. There was also blood around his lips as well, but of course HE could not see that as of yet. “Shit..the hell did I do?” He became..bewildered of the sight of blood. His mind could NOT replay the events of the evening..not clearly, everything was coded in a deep crimson.

AS FOR NOT BLACKING OUT, he could do his best, luckily enough for him his already impressive stamina managed to kick in, giving him to strength to sit up at the very least..though he does notice another noticeable change, and those were his senses. They were now soo very keen. So much so that he takes a few sniffs in the air. Sweat, cologne, tobacco..all around them..or around the house. “There’s people here..five..six..over ten of ‘em and I doubt they’re here t’ tell us about our Lord and Savior.” His sense of humor will never leave him, despite the situation as he slowly tried standing up. “First thing’s first..I need t’ get some pants..and hide.” The last thing he needed was a brawl in their house..he was already flexible enough to hide about anywhere in the place.

“Hey, is anyone alive in there? Are you all okay?” The voice of a concerned neighbor rang out as they began knocking against the door. “If we don’t hear anything in a minute we’ll bust through the door okay? Please, don’t be startled..we’re not here to cause any trouble.” The man continued on, it was clear their intentions were noble. What went into their heads weer probably the beast having them at death’s door or already gone and they were incapable of answering..

“Go deal with ‘em babe..don’t worry about me..I’ll find my way around the place..hide out until they leave..I don’t want t’ hurt ‘em.” Slowly he found himself up on his feet. Slightly staggering but he could muscle through it.

Her heart was pounding now, and not from the mere excitement of something that was enticing for her, but from fear. She could hear her only lover behind the door, changing to something inhuman. She could hear every sound, every bone snapping in place for his new form. There was no visual to see what was wrong ... but she could hear everything. A horrific image in her mind plagued her thoughts, fearful of what he had become behind that door. Her back pressed against it, hands covering her mouth for the painful minutes of hearing him scream.

She couldn't leave him ... but couldn't bear to look, or peek. A mumble or cry couldn't be spoken. Her throat had closed up, holding back tears.

Until there was a pause. Heavy sniffs were heard from behind the door. She could no longer hear him, but there was something beastly looking for her. Her blood ran cold, fearful that he was waiting for her, or couldn't recognize her ...

" ... Yusuke?"

The window shatters. Quickly, she jiggled the door handle, propping it open and throwing the chair to the side to look for him. With the curtains flying with the cold air freezing the room, she was alone. A howl was all she could hear, and had been left behind for the night.

Until now.

The glass had been cleaned up, taking the pieces to the trash and hiding in the room, unable to sleep that night. She worried for him, sweat dotting her forehead while facing the ceiling in bed. Hands held together, almost wishing to pray that he was alive ... and that he would be okay.

But then, the sounds returned, perking toward the window as snarls escaped the maw of the beast, claws emerging from the hole. An exclaiming scream escaped her mouth, falling off the bed. She was afraid he had come back to eat her, and witnessing his new form ahead of her. He was massive ... and terrifying. In the deepest, darkest parts of her mind, she found this to be a gorgeous form to him. As to how and why, to the logical side of her mind, she didn't know.

Before crying out the classic words of, "Don't eat me!", it stopped. It hungered for something, but had suddenly collapsed beneath her, resting at the foot of the bed. The beast was breathing in such a strange way, and perhaps it was the lack of sleep that twisted the fear factor of her mind, but ... she felt a sense of calmness. Slowly, she stood up from the bed, hiding behind her side before ... changing. He was becoming smaller and smaller, dark fur shedding off of him with blood spotting all over his form.

It was him. He was okay. She slowly crawled to him, gently bringing a hand over his shoulder to nudge him. All before bringing one of the blankets off of the bed for him.

" ... Yusuke? Yusuke, are you ... alright?" She muttered in a whisper. Her lips pressed tightly, eyes watering, "Please ... don't black out on me ... "

[after-witch]

Ragdoll [Yandere Mahito x Reader]

Title: Ragdoll [Yandere Mahito x Reader]

Synopsis: Your back hurts and Mahito fixes it for you. inspired by snatches of conversation with @absolute-flaming-trash as so many Mahito things are!

Word count: 500ish

notes: yandere, kidnapped reader, body modification

“Well? How does it feel?” Mahito asks, and whenever Mahito asks, you are bound to consider the answer. Whether or not you actually give it depends on the day and time and how much you’re willing to endure.

You’re… Weightless. That’s what you feel–no, no, no. That’s wrong. Not weightless. There is weight to you. You are not some candy floss being tossed in the wind by a child uncaring of the time spent crafting it, hot metal bowls and spinning sticks and carpal tunnel from too many summers on a carnival job.

You have weight, but it is thick and slimy and moveable, like a glob of remorseless slime built up in a forgotten bathroom sink. Or something heavier, filled with beans or sand or stuffing.

A doll, maybe? Oh, yes.

A doll. A ragdoll. The kind your grandparents gifted you when you were little, because it’s what they grew up with on the dusty old farm, and your parents cooed over her yarn hair and homespun look.

But you shoved her onto the decorative chair in the corner of your bedroom and never played with her because you wanted something chic and fun, a doll with brushable hair and clothes that came off. 

Now you’re stuck in that corner chair, or you would be, except Mahito wants to play with you. Likes to play with you. Likes to hold you, like he’s doing now, humming and holding out one hand so all of your weight slides to one side and the only thing keeping you upright is the grip of his fingers.

Then flopping you to the other side, and doing it again, and again. Then holding you close and down, like he’s dipping you in a dance. 

He could let you go and you’d fall, a heap, onto the floor. Would it hurt? Maybe the rest of you would.

But not your back. Not your spine. He replaced it all with gelatin or goo or slime or whatever he’d decided upon, after you’d begged and begged and begged. Chronic back pain was a bitch. Chronic back pain when you were sleeping on floors and hammocks was bitchier. 

“It hurts so much. I can’t stand it. Please, please, please.”

And he’d tickled his fingers up your back–it hurt, too–and smiled down.

“You really want me to fix you?”

And you did, and he did, and here you are now.

Weighty and weightless all the same, his pretty ragdoll. 

Only he can brush your hair and change your clothes and maybe that will keep him from shoving you into the corner and forgetting about you. 

The thought is too far back to be anything more than a gnat you’ll swat when it comes closer, though. Because your spine is jello, sure, sure, sure. But it doesn’t hurt. And you can’t strain a ligament or herniate a disc when there’s nothing there to hurt, can you? 

It doesn’t hurt, for once, and that’s enough.

Mahito drops you low, again, catching you before your head smacks against the concrete.

He smiles. 

So do you.