#LET'S GOO BITCHES!

[demi-rxndxm-stxff]

WHY THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

So apparently Zestial voice actor kind of confirmed that Zestial may have feelings for Carmilla, like 2 weeks ago?! I use YouTube shorts like tiktok, how in the hellaverse did I not come across?! And I hate peopel in the commnts saying he's a "father figure" to Carmilla or some shit. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOO! I FEEL SO EUPHORIC FOR NO REASON!!

[curlzformetal]

I love booping the shit out of people w the black paw badges bc I know we were both in the trenches of Boop War 1, and we WON. now, I have inboxes to ruin and hell to raze. godspeed, soldiers.

[goldrogerstits]

yasopp number 1 hater‼️🗣️

[firelise]

Theater gay love triangle yuri save me, save me theater gay love triangle yuri

[mads-aka-mirror]

WWDITS s5 spoilers under the cut

Not Laszlo being like. The only one to notice something off with Guillermo.

Not Laszlo caring to investigate it. Not him plotting to help save Guillermo's ass. Not the angry "well you're FUCKED then," at the very end.

Careful, Laszlo. Almost sounds like you might actually care about Gizmo or somethin'.

[jonathanbyersphd]

S1 Nancy would've punched Jason (yes I'm still thinking about it)

[blushinggoku]

Been watching some dbs related videos and I'm sosoo glad I gave up on that anime because oh my god the story gets worse with every arc. Wtf are they even doing anymore

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Me rewatching SaB season 1 and getting to the part where Kaz vs Darkling:

[souloinandoutofpocket]

???

what does one do when ur friend has an emo pfp and is starting to look emo but seems to have acquired a girlfriend alongside it, should I call for help or????

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

The sheer horror of having to wear shoes that are crumbling like a burnt cookie as you walk around for an eight hour workday. I felt as if I was the idol in King Nebuchadnezzar’s dream with clay and iron feet— as if a giant meteor might just come by and break my shitty shoes apart for good.

[chronicplay]

Hey... anyone want to sneak into a church late at night and fuck me on the altar? Please I need to replace Christ in a church as an object of worship

[hiding-in-the-shadows]

Ive been a ghost the past few months but I’m back bitches

MOTIVATION… ASSEMBLE

(But like imagine it as ‘avengers assemble’ yknow that ok never mind)

[b-r-i-n-g-x]

LETS GO GAYS LETS GO

Been having a bit of a rough day today so I drew my new comfort ship.

Was also debating about writing a oneshot of 4 and Aster flirting with 3 while he’s working at the cafe and they’re kinda having a friendly competition to see who can fluster 3 more, but idk (but only if you’re ok with it Shay ^-^)

But yeah, SMG4 is very amused by his partners’ attitudes.

They’re my new comfort ship. I love these three sm.

And if there are any people out there hating on this ship, cry harder ig /silly

Aster belongs to @shygirl4991 and designed by @b-r-i-n-g-x

[verstarppen]

haiii plz ignore this if your requests are closed 🙇🏻‍♀️ but I'm begging you to give us george who's totally in love with someone from the camera crew and the drivers start making fun of him for it but it's all fluff ♥️

summary; mercedes have a strict policy regarding office romance, but that can't stop Totally Spies because they can't read

pairing; george russell x fem! camera operator! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; im so sorry if this isn't as funny as usual im rusted and dusted from exam season anyway HERE WE GOOO HERE WE GOOO ON A MISSION UNDERCOVER AND WE'RE IN CONTROL HERE WE GOO HERE WE GOOO WE'RE TOTALLY SPIES SO WE'LL GET ON WITH THE SHOW

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alex_albon He's going to look back at this post and curse my entire bloodline isn't he

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georgerussell63 Alright then, what's all this about

alex_albon It'll all be revealed in time... georgerussell63 Your old wizard impression is serving

scuderiayummy the f1 gc must be booming rn bc what does this even mean, alexander.

charlielecunt If I see "breaking news: george russell found dead in a ditch" in 30 mins I'm gonna lose it

pierreleftsock "time to take george to football, live up the bugatti weeee"

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georgerussell63 I won in the name of the people

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miss.sainz55 this is better than 95% of the enemies to lovers books i've read

typicallyleclerc what happened to the original plot of the movie

applenorizz bitches be like "can't stand her fake ass" 10 minutes later "me and the bestie"

landonorris i feel the urge to bash your head in a wall

georgerussell63 Digital footprint

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ynusername on a mission undercover and we're in control

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36rg Alexa, play "They Don't Know About Us" by One Direction

ynusername THEY DON'T KNOW HOW SPECIAL YOU AREEEE

britney_alex_clover Now all you have to do is avoid being spotted together by the public eye, your boss, all of your friends, your family and also the entire human population

britney_alex_clover also please stop flirting on promo vid sets that shit is cringe as fuck britney_alex_clover I find it adorable britney_alex_clover no one cares what u think charles britney_alex_clover Wow. britney_alex_clover Guys britney_alex_clover Sorry britney_alex_clover Hello 👋 britney_alex_clover alright who let maximilian in 36rg Who let any of you menaces in britney_alex_clover careful loverboy, i've got HR on the phone 36rg And I know what you did with the trophy after Vegas britney_alex_clover OKAYYYY LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN britney_alex_clover what the fuck 36rg Eyes and ears everywhere, Norris britney_alex_clover Wait, is that why I still can't get it to light up? Did you break another one??? britney_alex_clover can someone ban max off this account thank you

britney_alex_clover and while you're at it can you tell the trophy company to start making trophies that look less edible

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blog taglist: @coffeehurricanes @iifloweringnightsii @jsjcue @lanando4 @fastcarsandshit @christianpulisic10 @allygatcr @marshmummy @ravisinghs-wife  (happy race week everyoneee im so glad to be back)

[lewisvinga]

favorite girls | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he!

summary; after y/n says a special fact about her relationship with alex and lily, everyone seems to misinterpret it as her getting in between their relationship. luckily, her boyfriend, girlfriend, and their grid friends are always there to defend her.

fc; emilia mernes

warnings; slut shaming, cursing

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs

note; requested ! i love me some alex n lily

masterlist !

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alex_albon: my favorite girls. both of them, always and forever. ( p.s. lily and i made the FIRST move before she realized we loved her after manyyyyy hints and tries )

tagged; yourusername, lilymhe

lilymhe: y/n is such a pretty angel then you added a pic of me in pjs and w my dino

alex_albon: ‘that’s my y/n dino i can’t leave her🥺🥺’

yourusername: AWE LILSSSS

lilymhe:we gave her so many hints and it wasn’t until we kissed her that she finally realized 🕊️🕊️

alex_albon: she’s so stupidly cute 😞😞

yourusername: to be fair, lily is just super affectionate and alex is flirty without trying , how was i supposed to know🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

landonorris: when drunk alex and lily kept ranting to me about how much they love you while you were right next to me???

yourusername: i too was tipsy , norris !

yourusername: love u both sm💖💖 my fave ppl in the whole wide world 🥹🫶

alex_albon: love you both so much too❤️

lilymhe: AWEE I LOVE YOUU BOTH🥹

username: now i see why y/n said lily is like a puppy

username: #y/ndefenderuntildeath liked by alex_albon & lilymhe!

username: they’re so goals

username: the way they both pulled a bad bitch like y/n really had y’all questioning if they made the first move or not 😭

username: y/n honestly has looked happier ever since dating them! and even her aesthetic has been sm more colorful!

username: my parents 😖

landonorris: love u guys n all but u guys are gross

yourusername: aweee landooo ( ignoring the last part )

alex_albon: he’s just jealous i have 2 pretty gfs and he has none!

landonorris: LEAVE ME ALONE

username: lily and y/n give me a gay panic

username: idk if i wanna be them or be with them

username: u guys need a fourth?? or a dog??? or a cat??😁😁

username: i still don’t like y/n. she gives me such an ick. swear she just ruined their relationship.

landonorris: well you give me the ick but you don’t see me commenting on your posts! y/n has made lily and alex very happy, so please fuck off.

georgerussell63: y/n is such a sweet girl, ask carmen, or literally anyone else on the grid! she’s loved by all of us and most importantly, alex and lily love her. frankly, your opinion doesn’t matter!

charles_leclerc: we don’t know you so it seems like your comment is irrelevant 😊😊😊 you clearly don’t know alex or lily well enough to know how happy they are with her! keep your irrelevant opinions to yourself next time 😁

lilymhe: yeah, what they said!

yourusername: awh, my boyfriends boyfriends are so nice 🩷

alex_albon: gross lando isn’t my boyfriend

landonorris: u know u want to baby😘😘

alex_albon: stay away from me norizz ❌

georgerussell63: so i’m your bf? 😦

charles_leclerc: and me?😧

lilymhe: that makes carmen and alexandra our gfs LETS GOOO🙌🙌

carmenmmundt: LETS GOO🤗

alexandrasaintmleux: GIRLIES FTW🎉🎉🎉

yourusername: i like this comment thread 😊

[hanasnx]

MINORS DNI 18+

Something about ARKHAM KNIGHT’s crude lack of filter. Talking shit like, “When are you gonna let me fuck that cunt?” That cunt. Ignoring the rest of the plethora of maladies littered in that statement, calling your pussy “that” followed by its brashest name had you rubbing your legs together. Shit like that makes you promise him it’s his to fuck, whenever he wants, it’s his cunt.

He doesn’t care what he calls you in front of his men. Seasoned and trained, his personal militia are simply an audience to him to witness how poorly he treats you. “Quit acting like a bitch.” he tells you, showing your face to himself by grabbing harsh hold of your jaw, twisting you around until you jerk out of it and shove him. It earns him whistles, and jeers from his men, urging him to “put you in your place.” He turns the gun on them, quicker than blinking. “Wanna run that by me again?” he demands, and you flinch from his raised voice, the technological enhancement grating your ears.

He’ll snicker when he says, “Oh yeah, baby, get fuckin’ nasty with it.” in a heinous little purr, congratulating you with his dick batting your cheek. Every square inch of your face glossed in a mix of saliva and cum goo, strung in your lashes and dripping down your chin. Your throat is thick from being fucked, and you can only grin up at him, flinching every time his fat cock drums against your face, splashing fluids and stringing them along his shaft every time it’s lifted. “Keep those hands behind your back.” An order you heed, crossing your wrists over one another so you won’t be tempted to brace on his thighs or jack him off. A big palm fastens behind your head, and keeps you where he wants you as he starts to rut. His frosted dick rubs back and forth along the length of your face, pushing his hips forward until his balls bump your chin. There’s an added edge to his pleasure seeing you let him use you like this, humping your head. “Hold on, baby,” he tells you when you open your mouth instinctively to take him. “I really like dicks on faces.”

He’ll tell you he wants to “fuck your skull” and “bruise your cervix” and to “stop being a bitch” when you refuse to put out. And it shouldn’t make you spread your legs but it does.