#LET ME FUCK. THAT. OLD. MAN.
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Okay.. (this is your fault btw [/POS /Silly]) tell me WHY a rotting bunny man is so attractive like. Bffr, you make him look like he's an Ultra Paradise Monster Energy flavour (which is a good ahh flavour) ily for making him silly and lovrable bro
you're welcome bro....i simply draw him how i feel......
#lissen bro im already workin with magic have you seen his model in fnaf 3#spacie splains#gawddamn bro......#bro is so bad#i need him severely#i think abt him EVERYDAY IM NOT JOKING#I CANT JOKE ABT THIS EVEN IF I WANT 2 IM SO.#IM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT#HES BEEN INFECTING MY MIND WITH ROT FOR THE PAST YEAR#CLAWS AT THE AIR AND WRITHES IN AGONY#SPRINGTRAP JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BRO GIMMIE A CHAAAAAANCE#PLEAAESE IM BEGGINF#IM ON MY HANDS AN KNEES#i would beg springtrap for even a single glance my way#BABY COME THRUUUU YOU DESERVE ROUNDS 2 NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT#IM FUCKING DESPERATE FOR HIM#IM SO FUCKING DESPERATE#UUUUGHGHGHGHGHGHG LET ME FUCK THAT OLD MAN#LET ME FUCKINTHAT P;FD MNA#LET ME FUCK. THAT. OLD. MAN.#LET ME AT HIM LET ME AT HINM#BATBRABRHABRHARBHAKRABRAR ABRKABRKABKRBA ARF ARF ARF#GRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLSSSS#FUCVK
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. Heās had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantomās afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! Sheās justā¦gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he canāt find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So sheās not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has justā¦vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they justā¦take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#the muppet show#kermit the frog#uncle deadly#muppet show#tv show#vinny p#i love how vinny turns into a kid when hes around the muppets#its so refreshing#i love him#hes such a dilf#such a gilf and such a babe#fuck he's sexy#id let that old man wreck me#bicon#bisexual god#the little head tap in the last gif....i fucking love it#oh and when he licks his lips...S...#SIR!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#sweetums
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out: wondering if vale kicked marc
in: wondering if marc fell on purpose
#yapping on a podcast brother how about you yap to a therapist#OLD MAN LET ME IN YOUR BRAIN#literally what the fuck is he on#valentino rossi#marc marquez#motogp
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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more than one week i will be gone
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#kabru is using casual language here even though ik he uses polite language for toshiro in jp#its just that it sounds weird to me for a 22 yo to use ho/po for a 26 year old they're friends with šš feels losyang eh#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#toshiro nakamoto#kabru#namari#yes that thing on the last one is me yes i look like mithrun yes the scars do make it painful to move yes i am growing my hair out#kanal talk namari and kabru taglish truther btw . kanal talk is street talk for ppl who live near open sewers (me) iirc#lets be Real toshiro has to commute 6 hours everyday from his work to home i simply dont believe he owns a car. fuck cars forever#i just KNOW when its 8:50 pm on a saturday that man is BOLTING for the lrt-1 station train after 9 hours of work#namari is also a jeepney driver .im assigning every single commute vehicle to her get on the pedikab girl#to me kabru is that one guy who sat inside an empty jeepney and acted like he was a limo princess#i also have like 3 other drawings but i dont. what this post to get too long as it already is so i'll send those later...
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Wade could top him
#or let him idek#not saying he wouldnāt do it to any other variant#but just old man Logan hits different lmao#poolverine#Ryan reynolds#Hugh jackman#forgetting what happened on this scene so I can show u this cvnty pose#Wolverine#Deadpool and Wolverine#wade Wilson#logan howlett#deadpool wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#wolverine and deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool vs wolverine#fuck let me do it too ig idk shitposting at 1 am
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FAKE DILF ENJOYERS WHEN A REAL GERIATRIC FUCKER COMES AT THEM
#i would fuck that old man#break his damn PELVIS#silver foxville let me talk to youuuuu#johnny knoxville#are my daddy issues showing in this post?
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realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards
*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is a clone#like i dont even need to traumatize you worse the pure explorative options from this aLONE is enough to feed me for a week.#like. tucks hair behind ear let me shatter you into glass pieces then glue you back together babe. i can put you back together so good.#i'm missing a few shards because some parts of you broke into such small pieces i couldn't pick them back up again so you'll be missing a#few chunks of yourself that you'll never get back but that's okay. you'll still be a resemblance of your old self :]#don't let anakin (me) listen to late night sad songs he makes angst.#hhh imagine being stuck in a house for two weeks where you can hear your parents torturing ghosts in the basement and not only that but#you're the only person who can undERSTAND the ghosts. how many times did he see his parents drag in a ghost with whatever capturing device#they made recently? iirc the thermos was like. brand new in episode one right? but gOD the trauma this alone would cause#nobody touch me im cooking rn i need to think about how this would impact danny. like obvs it would fuel into a developing obsession to#keep his parents away from ghosts and to help the dead but what *else.* i need to refine my becoming phantom ficlet i wrote back in winter#raaa#and like even after two weeks they were *still capturing ghosts* danny just wasn't in the house 24/7 at the time.#*but those two fucking weeks man*#i need to sleep on this first before i make any major moves bc i know im tired but i am having thOUGHTs
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2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri
#not my best ever gifs i dont think BUT IM SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!#OSCAR P1!!!!!! OSCAR WIN!!!!!! OSCAR ROOKIE WIN LETS GOOOOO#i still cant believe it this is absolutely insane#i feel like i find myself saying this every week about oscar but wow#back in bahrain i could never have imagined him winning a race this year!! IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON!!!!#I was shocked when i woke up to see him have gotten pole in the shootout#AND THEN TO WATCH HIM WIN!!!! SOOOOOOO GOOD#Im so proud of him sob sob sob#again: throwbacl to me and dru talking abt the possibility of him podiuming or even winning#and i was like no way i doubt it with this car. nevermind :) ive never been so happy to be incorrect#WHERE IS MARK!??!!?!??!!? WHERE ARE YOU???? YOUR BOY JUST FUCKING WON!!!! WHERE IS THE HUG???? WHERE IS THE CONGRATS???#i swear to god if i check his insta and theres yet another animal vid on his story im going to kill the old man#HE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE GARAGE YESTERDAY FOR QUALI!! WHERE WAS HE TODAY AAAGHHHHHH#oscar piastri#f1#formula 1#formula one#2023 qatar grand prix#2023 qatar gp#we do a little bit of f1
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Literally how do you even respond to that?
#literally I'm so flabbergasted because what is even their point dear god#literally you say anything positive about snape#and someone goes Well Acktually He BullieD ChliDren#like shut the fuck up for a minute#he was a fucking teacher in the 90s teaching potions its not his job to be nice its his job to 1) teach and 2) keep the kids alive#just because harry and ron suck at potions and hate him doesnt mean anyone else does#even hermione defends snape most of the time#and for goodnesses sake this wasnt even saying anything nice about snape it was about his suffering#but somehow he deserved that because he was snarky to 11 year olds?#because its not like any of the other teachers do anything like this right#aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#I'm so done like let me enjoy this man in peace will ya#severus snape#pro snape#snape defense#anti snaters
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Stupid episode idea where RIGHT after Timmy gets his memories back and reunites with Cosmo & Wanda (but not Peri), he and Dev get stranded together in Fairy World. Dev wants to get back to his fairy rather than hang around this stranger, and Timmy wants to meet up with his brother, but the thing is...
Dev keeps talking about getting back to "Peri". Timmy keeps talking about reuniting with "Poof". Neither of them realize that they're talking about the same person, and both keep trying to INSIST that their Person is more important to find first, and they can meet the other afterward.
Upon Peri finding out about this, he just. stares. You can see the years subtracting from his immortal life. Sigh.
#timmy's argument is that Hey that's my long lost brother i just really want to spend time with him#before they get the chance to make me forget again#and Dev's argument is. Fuck You i don't care you're boring lets find Peri first#he doesn't actually care that much he just wants to be argumentative#Timmy meanwhile WANTS to not care right now but he's really worried that he's under a time limit#like normally he wouldn't bother arguing with a 10 yr old as a 30+ year old man but it's a bit dicey rn#also yes Dev learns Peri's original name when he introduces himself but idk if he'd bother to remember that LMAO#fop#fairly oddparents#timmy turner#dev dimmadome#fop timmy#fop dev
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ghetsis doodles to understand his face . Was sketching over uhm Jeremy iron
only notes on 2nd one that matter (most r stupid or lyrics) : "him + lysandre have the nicest hair (shockingly 4 ghetsis) (ignoring lusamine)", the piercing was "impulse added", w/ both of them (ghetsis is..) "taller (Guzma is already pretty tall so)"
ignore how I didn't do his scar / eyebrow thing . I noticed he was errm.. on the wrong side so I heh didn't bother . I like the sketch w/o color more as... always...
#if my phone keeps fucking woth me im going to lose my mind#pokemon#pokemon black and white#pokemon sun and moon#pokemon ultra sun and moon#ghetsis#guzma#an old man w/o facial hair (atleaat a stubble) is like an angel w/o its wings#randomass character interactions lets gooo ( fire emoji fire emoji
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Vincent Price - Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
#vincent price#bloodbath at the house of death#funny#satanist#satan#devil worship#satanism#funny tag#hearing him cuss is one of the greatest things ever#and i heard he cussed like a sailor#i fucking love him#plus hes so hot#even as an older man#id let him do anything to me#just saying#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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The fact he doesnāt or I havenāt seen him brag about it either!? Humble King š
Like he can most definitely prove it!
#captain boomerang#george harkness#digger harkness#suicide squad#suicide squad kill the justice league#kill the justice league#let me fuck that old man#god he is so fine#he is my babygirl
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not to be a simp but doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car, on the street
#please chilchuck#im blonde#thatās the only criteria right????#LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNN#get in my guts you old fucking man#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon spoilers#chilchuck timās
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