#LET ME FUCK. THAT. OLD. MAN.
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Okay.. (this is your fault btw [/POS /Silly]) tell me WHY a rotting bunny man is so attractive like. Bffr, you make him look like he's an Ultra Paradise Monster Energy flavour (which is a good ahh flavour) ily for making him silly and lovrable bro
you're welcome bro....i simply draw him how i feel......
#lissen bro im already workin with magic have you seen his model in fnaf 3#spacie splains#gawddamn bro......#bro is so bad#i need him severely#i think abt him EVERYDAY IM NOT JOKING#I CANT JOKE ABT THIS EVEN IF I WANT 2 IM SO.#IM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT#HES BEEN INFECTING MY MIND WITH ROT FOR THE PAST YEAR#CLAWS AT THE AIR AND WRITHES IN AGONY#SPRINGTRAP JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BRO GIMMIE A CHAAAAAANCE#PLEAAESE IM BEGGINF#IM ON MY HANDS AN KNEES#i would beg springtrap for even a single glance my way#BABY COME THRUUUU YOU DESERVE ROUNDS 2 NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT#IM FUCKING DESPERATE FOR HIM#IM SO FUCKING DESPERATE#UUUUGHGHGHGHGHGHG LET ME FUCK THAT OLD MAN#LET ME FUCKINTHAT P;FD MNA#LET ME FUCK. THAT. OLD. MAN.#LET ME AT HIM LET ME AT HINM#BATBRABRHABRHARBHAKRABRAR ABRKABRKABKRBA ARF ARF ARF#GRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLSSSS#FUCVK
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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Come on, Disney! Let Morph fuck that old man!
#i wanna draw Angel Dust and Morph interacting where Angel Dust is bragging and is like “My studio let me fuck that old man!”#and Morph is pouting and saying “What else did they let you do? Other than making me feel fucking miserable”#because Huskerdust and Morpherine is just the same ship in different fonts#morpherine#morph#kevin sydney#logan#logan howlett#wolverine#huskerdust#angel dust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#xmen#x men#xmen 97#x men 97#art#shitpost#digital art#artists on tumblr#artwork#artist on tumblr#artists of tumblr#artist#my art#marvel#marvel comics
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#the muppet show#kermit the frog#uncle deadly#muppet show#tv show#vinny p#i love how vinny turns into a kid when hes around the muppets#its so refreshing#i love him#hes such a dilf#such a gilf and such a babe#fuck he's sexy#id let that old man wreck me#bicon#bisexual god#the little head tap in the last gif....i fucking love it#oh and when he licks his lips...S...#SIR!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#sweetums
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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Take my tablet away from me before I reach the sun
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#emmrich volkarin#digital illustration#my brain is rotting#datv emmrich#i want to fuck him#Gonna fuck that old man#Not even the maker could pry me tf off#I'm going at him sloppy style#Shawty let me hit cause I listen#datv
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more than one week i will be gone
translations and img descriptions in alt thing
#kabru is using casual language here even though ik he uses polite language for toshiro in jp#its just that it sounds weird to me for a 22 yo to use ho/po for a 26 year old they're friends with 😭😭 feels losyang eh#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#toshiro nakamoto#kabru#namari#yes that thing on the last one is me yes i look like mithrun yes the scars do make it painful to move yes i am growing my hair out#kanal talk namari and kabru taglish truther btw . kanal talk is street talk for ppl who live near open sewers (me) iirc#lets be Real toshiro has to commute 6 hours everyday from his work to home i simply dont believe he owns a car. fuck cars forever#i just KNOW when its 8:50 pm on a saturday that man is BOLTING for the lrt-1 station train after 9 hours of work#namari is also a jeepney driver .im assigning every single commute vehicle to her get on the pedikab girl#to me kabru is that one guy who sat inside an empty jeepney and acted like he was a limo princess#i also have like 3 other drawings but i dont. what this post to get too long as it already is so i'll send those later...
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Wade could top him
#or let him idek#not saying he wouldn’t do it to any other variant#but just old man Logan hits different lmao#poolverine#Ryan reynolds#Hugh jackman#forgetting what happened on this scene so I can show u this cvnty pose#Wolverine#Deadpool and Wolverine#wade Wilson#logan howlett#deadpool wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#wolverine and deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool vs wolverine#fuck let me do it too ig idk shitposting at 1 am
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FAKE DILF ENJOYERS WHEN A REAL GERIATRIC FUCKER COMES AT THEM
#i would fuck that old man#break his damn PELVIS#silver foxville let me talk to youuuuu#johnny knoxville#are my daddy issues showing in this post?
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Stupid episode idea where RIGHT after Timmy gets his memories back and reunites with Cosmo & Wanda (but not Peri), he and Dev get stranded together in Fairy World. Dev wants to get back to his fairy rather than hang around this stranger, and Timmy wants to meet up with his brother, but the thing is...
Dev keeps talking about getting back to "Peri". Timmy keeps talking about reuniting with "Poof". Neither of them realize that they're talking about the same person, and both keep trying to INSIST that their Person is more important to find first, and they can meet the other afterward.
Upon Peri finding out about this, he just. stares. You can see the years subtracting from his immortal life. Sigh.
#timmy's argument is that Hey that's my long lost brother i just really want to spend time with him#before they get the chance to make me forget again#and Dev's argument is. Fuck You i don't care you're boring lets find Peri first#he doesn't actually care that much he just wants to be argumentative#Timmy meanwhile WANTS to not care right now but he's really worried that he's under a time limit#like normally he wouldn't bother arguing with a 10 yr old as a 30+ year old man but it's a bit dicey rn#also yes Dev learns Peri's original name when he introduces himself but idk if he'd bother to remember that LMAO#fop#fairly oddparents#timmy turner#dev dimmadome#fop timmy#fop dev
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think fast! surprise trust fall
#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#hythades#ff14#fanart#all the stuff they used to do as little girls they’d still do for old time’s sake#the stupider the better like even pre-transition they’d fuck around like middle school boys#childhood friends brah who knows what they got up to as kids#ESPECIALLY if emet who constantly gas a stick up his ass considers his youth misspent#ohhhhh im emet selch and grown up now i have a reputation to uphold for the sake of the star#enter: hythlodaeus and azem bringing out his peanut brain that’s still buried in there#like i have a lot in my drafts of them as kids in amaurot and let me tell u it’s kinda funny#like it;s the shit the kids get up to and get into trouble for#combine emet’s insane aptitude of magicks and livid girlchild temper#like UNCONTROLLABLE cranky girltemper#and hythlodaeus’ much more pronounced carefree ‘getting away with it attitude’#dangerous combo for hijinks man they’ve been friends a long time hythlodaeus has seen all of emet’s embarrassing moments#it’s so funny that hythlodaeus is like ‘oh u want to know how he became emet selch ok sit down honey i’ll tell u everything’#emet needs to shut him up before hythlodaeus reveals his lore entire timeline#i can imagine him pinching his lips shut and hythlodaeus is still going#muffled unintelligible still wildly gesticulating#they’re a walking bit and so slapstick together it’s funny how comfy they are even if they riff off each other#these bitches on some universe level soulmate shit my senses were tingling the moment shade hythlodaeus was like ‘oh yeah we were…. close’#gay gay homosexual gay#absolutely completely interwoven into each others’ lives its amazing#AND they’re trans
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Rook: Is that what Vorgoth is?
Emmrich: Oh, no one knows what Vorgoth is.
Rook: So no idea what's under the robes?
Emmrich: ...
Rook: Purely academic interest of course.
Emmrich: ...
Rook: Like you haven't wondered.
#vorgoth#dragon age the veilguard#let me fuck that old man#does vorgoth fall into the old man category?#let me fuck that ancient entity#emmrich volkarin
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the vargas brothers are 2000 years old i think its about time to give them grey hair
#gerita#hws germany#hws Romano#hws north italy#no more beating around the bush lets make gerita even worse with an obnoxious age gap#throwback to the post thats like: ludwig is fucking that old man.. eldery care style#this post is for all da epic ppl who havent unfollowed or blocked me at this point for weird ass everyday posts#love u <3#999art
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great god grove doodles of the day ft. the inspekta drawn by my friend
#i was gonna tag him but tumblr doesn't want to let me thanks tumblr#anyway#imagine spending 33 years withour bones and suddenly you're put into a 58 year old man's body#fucked up#miles' art#friend art#great god grove#inspekta#ggg inspekta#ggg hector#click clack#ggg click clack#ggg spoilers#great god grove spoilers#ough
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Vincent Price - Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
#vincent price#bloodbath at the house of death#funny#satanist#satan#devil worship#satanism#funny tag#hearing him cuss is one of the greatest things ever#and i heard he cussed like a sailor#i fucking love him#plus hes so hot#even as an older man#id let him do anything to me#just saying#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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Beautiful man.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan Smith in TWD: Dead City.
Share, save, use as you please :)
#jeffrey dean morgan#negan#twd dead city#dead city#negan smith#it's Daddy :)#the way I'd let this man do whatever the hell he wanted to me#new year and I still just wanna fuck that old man
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